Pennod 4 Hansh

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-Over the next week,

-you, the Facebook audience...

-..will help to devise

-the perfect date for Sioned...

-..by voting

-for different parts of the date...

-..including who'll be the lucky boy.

-You get to watch it live on Facebook

-on Wednesday night.

-First, let's meet Sioned.

-My name is Sioned Elin.

-I'm 25 years old.

-I live on a farm in a village

-called Pennal near Machynlleth.

-I enjoy working on the farm

-with Dad.

-I go to the gym every day.

-I'm fond of cars.

-I have a nice car, an Astra VXR.

-You could say

-I'm a bit of a petrolhead.

-My ideal guy

-is someone who socializes a lot.

-I do, so I wouldn't want someone

-who stops me from going out.

-I like men who work out.

-They have to be tall.

-I like brown haired and tanned men.

-If he can't dress himself properly,

-no thanks.

-25 ml lemon juice

-30 ml vodka

-20 ml amaretto

-10 ml Barry Island IPA

-Ice

-Warning! Strong language

-Alright? Aye, good.

-Yes, I'm enjoying myself.

-I'm having a relaxing walk.

-Bad news? Get off!

-Eh? End of the road?

-Who the hell decided that?

-No more Bry?

-Fucking hell!

-Take that fucking horse away,

-Samuel. I'm not in the mood.

-Who am I meant to pay to fix this?

-They want everything back,

-and the laptop?

-All the secrets are on that,

-and those... extra things.

-Yeah, OK. I'll sort it.

-So, thank you and goodnight, is it?

-If that's how they want it,

-fuck them.

-Fucking hell.

-This is fucking fun.

-We'll get rid

-of this fucking cunt now.

-If that's how they want it...

-Fucking right.

-Who's phoning me now?

-Yeah?

-I'm getting rid of it now. Eh?!

-Business as usual! Hansh?

-Ah, fuck!

-I needed that.

-I'll have to go to PC World

-to buy another one tomorrow.

-First thing tomorrow.

-Let's meet the lads.

-I'm Rhun. I come from Parc.

-I'm studying Welsh

-at Bangor University.

-My name is Gethin Morgan.

-I come from Cwmann, near Lampeter.

-I'm 20 years old.

-My name is Dan.

-I live in Bala and I'm a barman.

-I'm home for the summer. I'm looking

-for love. I'm working in the Eagles.

-I live in JMJ at the moment.

-I'm studying Welsh

-at Bangor University.

-I play rugby and basketball

-and I go to the gym regularly.

-I go out with my friends

-at weekends too.

-We have some horses and sheep

-at home.

-A few Welsh Mountain ponies

-and Section Cs.

-I like playing rugby at weekends.

-I like to go out too.

-I graft during the week in work,

-but I graft more at weekends.

-She's very shapely.

-Good make-up.

-She's very creative with her photos!

-She looks quite tall,

-which worries me a bit.

-I'm quite short.

-Today, we're joined by Mr Huw!

-Welcome.

-Alright, Mr Huw!

-How are you?

-How are you?

-

-Fine, thanks. Are you OK?

-Great, thanks.

-Good.

-Mr Huw, you've been around for ages.

-What is Cacan Wy Experience?

-They were my first band...

-..back in the '90s.

-When I was young.

-Huw, you're a bit stifled.

-Don't you like the question?

-Do you want me to skip it?

-Do you want me to skip it?

-

-Go on then.

-Or we'll be here a while.

-Or we'll be here a while.

-

-We'll move on.

-Mr Huw,

-you've released loads of albums.

-Hud a Llefrith,

-Llond Lle o Hwrs a Lladron...

-..Dirty North Walians,

-Cariad Afiach...

-..and the latest,

-Gwna Dy Feddwl I Lawr.

-But, what's your

-favourite ever album?

-I'm not sure -

-there's too much choice.

-One of John ac Alun's, I think.

-You wrote their stuff?

-You didn't ask which was

-my favourite out of my albums.

-That's what I meant. I listed them

-in case you'd forgotten.

-It's the latest one every time.

-It's the latest one every time.

-

-Huw! We'll try that again, shall we?

-We'll try that again.

-But, what's your favourite album?

-One of your own.

-One of your own.

-

-The first one.

-Huw, it's a good idea

-when you go on chat shows...

-..to promote the latest album

-every time.

-A tip for you.

-A little bird told me

-you're a bit of a comedian.

-Have you got a joke for us?

-You wouldn't get your show back

-if I told you a joke.

-Huw, you're really letting me down.

-Sorry.

-How would you describe your music?

-Simple.

-Happy.

-Is it meant to be funny?

-No, I don't think of it like that.

-It's clever and funny sometimes but

-it can also be really depressing.

-Thanks for that comment.

-A little bird told me

-you've played a number of gigs.

-Yes, a lot more than I can count.

-Have you played with Fleur de Lys?

-Yes, I have.

-Tell us about the experience.

-It was a gig.

-If you weren't a rock 'n' roll star,

-what would you do as a hobby?

-I'm not sure.

-I haven't thought about it.

-Huw, are you OK?

-Am I what?

-Am I what?

-

-Are you OK?

-Yes.

-Question from Twitter

-for Mr Huw from Nicholas George.

-Are you on Twitter?

-Are you on Twitter?

-

-Yes.

-What's your handle?

-What's your handle?

-

-My handle? @mrhuw

-Nicholas George asks

-is Huw going to London Fashion Week?

-I'm not.

-Not this year.

-Oh. So why are you called Huw Fash?

-Do they?

-Do they?

-

-Do you have anything else to plug?

-And your first album.

-The middle ones.

-The other three.

-Where can we download them for free?

-Where can we download them for free?

-

-Anywhere.

-Ask me and you'll get a free copy.

-Ask me and you'll get a free copy.

-

-You heard it here first.

-Just contact Mr Huw directly

-and you'll get free albums.

-Especially those released on Sain.

-Especially those released on Sain.

-Thanks, Huw.

-Thanks, Huw.

-

-You're welcome.

-Ta-ra.

-Ta-ra.

-

-Bye.

-Shy lad.

-Nice.

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-Over the last few days, you've been

-devising Sioned's perfect date.

-It's odd

-having people I don't know...

-..voting on Facebook on

-who I'm going to go on a date with.

-You chose Rhun.

-She's very shapely.

-I think it's important that girls

-have a great pair of eyes.

-Fancy dress

-as the choice of clothes.

-And the vote for the choice of food

-is yet to be revealed.

-You also had the choice

-of wakeboarding, spa...

-..or salsa dancing lessons

-as a pre-date activity.

-Salsa dancing lessons was the winner

-so let's see how they got on...

-..when they met for the first time

-earlier today.

-We're about to have a salsa lesson.

-I'm just waiting for Rhun to arrive.

-From what I've seen on Facebook,

-Rhun seems to enjoy banter...

-..so I hope

-this won't be awkward at all.

-I've only seen salsa

-on Strictly Come Dancing.

-I don't think

-we'll be at that level...

-..so I don't think

-we'll have to get too close, I hope.

-That's not a nice thing to say,

-is it?!

-I'm ready to meet Sioned

-for the first time.

-I've been a bit cocky in the video

-saying how confident I am...

-..but I'm a nervous wreck today.

-I've never waited for a man before

-so this isn't a good start.

-From what I've seen on Facebook...

-..I can tell that Sioned is quite

-down to earth and she's very pretty.

-I'm looking forward

-to see her in the flesh.

-I feel sick!

-I want to go home!

-Hello.

-Hello.

-

-Hello. Alright?

-I'm Rhun.

-How do you feel

-seeing me in the flesh?

-I'm glad it was you who was chosen.

-I'm glad it was you who was chosen.

-

-Best of a bad bunch!

-I didn't say that, you did!

-Well...!

-OK, let's say this is home

-with both feet together.

-Step, home, step, home, step, home.

-Is that what we're doing all day?

-No, just now.

-You don't have any rhythm!

-You're stiff!

-I'm free-flowing.

-Well done.

-You don't squeeze with your fingers.

-You don't squeeze with your fingers.

-

-She is.

-I'm not even touching you!

-I'm not even touching you!

-

-I've broken two fingers already!

-You're like this.

-You're like this.

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-That's what salsa is.

-What's next?

-Next, turn a little bit.

-You're a lot better than him.

-Well done.

-A bit faster.

-You can do this at the Royal Welsh.

-You can do this at the Royal Welsh.

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-Yes.

-Fancy going to have food

-with me tonight?

-She can go on the date!

-Joke.

-You're concentrating on your feet.

-You're concentrating on your feet.

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-You're doing well.

-She liked to control me. I'm not

-used to that, but I will eventually.

-On the whole, great!

-You look so happy.

-# Wake up, before you feel worse

-# You move too slowly

-# Don't wait for the fine winter

-# You're 35,

-you must bury the summer

-# Forget about everything now

-# Don't worry if you're down

-# It's always about the small things

-# Don't wait for the fine winter #

-Hey!

-The debate about pineapple

-on a pizza...

-..has been going on for centuries.

-You either love it or hate it.

-Today, I'm going to look at pizzas

-with controversial toppings.

-I, Chef Cresci, will recreate them.

-Let's start with the classic,

-the one that started the pizza wars.

-Pineapple on a pizza.

-It's a fucking disgrace.

-I come from Italy. I know.

-Pineapple on a pizza!

-Pizza base, cheese, sauce,

-though I'd have made my own...

-..and a fuckload of pineapple.

-Eurgh!

-Pizza one, pineapple, is ready.

-Now for the oven.

-Right.

-Thanks.

-I don't like the idea

-of pineapple on a pizza.

-I like pineapples.

-There's no ham though.

-It doesn't feel nice in my mouth.

-Not bad. I am starving though.

-I'm not sure it's me that's starving

-or it's actually alright.

-Out of five, I give this pizza 3.

-I'll say 2

-because I like pineapple on a pizza.

-OK. Time to crank it up.

-This month,

-the New Zealand Prime Minister...

-..said he liked to put

-tinned spaghetti on his pizzas.

-Tinned spaghetti.

-We're going to try it.

-Shit spaghetti.

-OK, into the oven it goes.

-It's quite moist!

-It looks like something I'd make

-if I'd run out of money in uni.

-I don't like that one.

-I don't like that one.

-

-I'm not a fan.

-The spaghetti's turned the pizza

-into a little swamp.

-I'd rate this pizza as a 1.

-Can I give it a minus?

-Some pizza place in London...

-..decided to put Creme Eggs

-on a pizza.

-All you need instead of tomato sauce

-is strawberry jam...

-..Creme Eggs and mascarpone.

-Creme Egg pizza into the oven.

-First...

-It looks amazing.

-It's quite bizarre too.

-Can you call it a pizza?

-Can you call it a pizza?

-

-It looks delicious.

-I'm really confused. It's weird.

-It's really good.

-It's really good.

-

-I really like it.

-This may be

-the most bizarre pizza I've eaten.

-This is probably the top scorer.

-5 out of 5.

-5 out of 5.

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-3.

-3.5, I think.

-Remember, don't believe everything

-you see on the Web.

-But, maybe,

-believe it on this occasion.

-Chroma thought those pizzas were OK.

-But, pineapple!

-Really?

-Ta-ra!

-Over the last few days, you've been

-devising Sioned's perfect date.

-You chose Rhun as the man.

-Salsa dancing as the activity...

-..and fancy dress

-as the choice of clothes.

-Alright?!

-Alright?!

-

-What are you dressed as?

-A mobile phone. You look an idiot!

-You also chose the food

-for the date, an Italian meal.

-Do you want to help me eat my main?

-Do you want to help me eat my main?

-

-Stop flirting!

-You had more choices to make

-during the date.

-RHUN BURPS

-RHUN BURPS

-

-Disgusting. You burped.

-Getting rid of a double chin.

-Move your head back and forth.

-It works.

-You've done that a lot, have you?

-Very funny.

-Does our age gap

-make a difference to our love life?

-Yes, you're a bit young for me.

-Are you enjoying the wine?

-Are you enjoying the wine?

-

-No, it's disgusting.

-It doesn't get any better

-the more you drink.

-You or the wine?

-You or the wine?

-

-Ha-ha. Funny.

-I don't think I've ever seen anyone

-drinking wine at that speed.

-I'm going to the toilet.

-Enjoy.

-Enjoy.

-

-I will. I might stay there.

-Why don't you drive?

-You don't want to or you can't?

-It kills the environment.

-That's the main problem.

-You tried the test and you failed.

-You tried the test and you failed.

-

-I've never failed in anything ever.

-Apart from this date.

-Apart from this date.

-

-I was going to say.

-First time for everything!

-This is more fun than it looks.

-Thank you for the date.

-After being on a date

-devised by you at home...

-..how do the pair

-feel about each other?

-Rhun was good company.

-Easy to talk to. A really nice guy.

-We had good banter.

-We can be friends after this.

-As the old saying goes...

-.."I'll wine, dine you

-and never speak to you again."

-Having people voting live about what

-we should talk about was amusing.

-In the charades, Rhun didn't know

-how to do Fifty Shades of Grey.

-I could show you, but...

-I could show you, but...

-

-Better not.

-Stay there.

-Stay there.

-

-I'd be in jail.

-You voted very well...

-..and the date went very well.

-You're a strong 0.5.

-You're a strong 0.5.

-

-0.5?!

-I think there's a future

-for Rhun and me as good friends.

-No more than that,

-but definitely friends.

-I'd do this again without a doubt

-with a different girl.

-The entire date

-is on Hansh's Facebook page.

-To nominate a friend for the next

-FB BF, tag them on Hansh's Facebook.

-Thank you to everyone for voting.

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