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-Alright? I'm Mared. There's an -important day happening tomorrow. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:33 | |
-It's Valentine's Day. | 0:00:33 | 0:00:36 | |
-But everyone -will be talking about that. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
-Love you! Love you! | 0:00:40 | 0:00:41 | |
-You can't avoid it. -It's all over Facebook. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:45 | |
-"Just love my man." | 0:00:45 | 0:00:47 | |
-He's an arsehole who's guaranteed to -be sending dick pics on Snapchat. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:53 | |
-Even if it's not his actual cock... | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
-..it's still a dick pic -as he's a dick! | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
-But what about us? | 0:00:58 | 0:01:00 | |
-What about the single people... | 0:01:00 | 0:01:02 | |
-..who don't receive cards, -chocolate or a hug? | 0:01:02 | 0:01:05 | |
-That's why some genius... | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
-..has come up with a day -to compete with Valentine's Day. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
-Is someone taking the piss? | 0:01:13 | 0:01:15 | |
-Is it a joke? -How should people celebrate it? | 0:01:19 | 0:01:22 | |
-Some put on dating events. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
-Traffic light discos where -the only colour is green for go. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:32 | |
-And so on. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:37 | |
-Their purpose is for everyone -to be in a relationship. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:41 | |
-What's the rush? It might happen one -day and be perfect. It might not. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:46 | |
-Relationships are complicated. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
-They're nothing but drama, -compromise and shit sex. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
-How should you celebrate -Singles Appreciation Day? | 0:01:52 | 0:01:56 | |
-I'd suggest having friends round for -some wine, a takeaway and a film. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:01 | |
-But not rom-com. -Maybe a horror or a thriller. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:05 | |
-Something which celebrates -independent, strong people... | 0:02:05 | 0:02:09 | |
-..who don't need a man or woman -to fill a hole in their lives. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
-Hopefully, you have single friends. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:15 | |
-You don't want to invite -ones in a relationship. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:18 | |
-It's their day. -You don't want to be a third wheel. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:22 | |
-We're all individuals -and no-one's defined as a couple. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:25 | |
-Apart from Kim and Kanye, Beyonce -and Jay-Z, Burton and Taylor. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:30 | |
-You know what I mean. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:32 | |
-Remember, the chocolates, flowers -and Prosecco... | 0:02:32 | 0:02:35 | |
-..will be half price on Thursday. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:37 | |
-Love you, bye! Oh, my fucking god, -I'm so lonely. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:41 | |
-This is like watching a monkey -trying to open a banana. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:50 | |
-Firefox? | 0:03:00 | 0:03:01 | |
-Internet Firefox! | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
-That's a browser. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
-Is it ping-pong? | 0:03:07 | 0:03:08 | |
-Produced in 1983 by Grandstand | 0:03:09 | 0:03:13 | |
-What am I meant to do? | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
-What's fire? There's start. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:17 | |
-I'm pushing it. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
-Is it broken? Does it work? | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
-Hang on. Something's happened. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
-Am I just playing in demo? | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
-This game is random. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
-What you do here doesn't influence -anything on the screen. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:34 | |
-This has baffled us. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:36 | |
-This has baffled us. - -We don't understand it. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
-What's the objective? | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
-Why is it moving about? | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
-Graphics and songs -were 'borrowed' from Star Wars | 0:03:43 | 0:03:46 | |
-There's something weird on -the right-hand side of the screen. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:51 | |
-Light is reflecting but it's not -the game. It's something random. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:55 | |
-This is like watching a monkey -trying to open a banana. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
-We're not doing very well at this. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:01 | |
-It also 'borrowed' -the music from Thunderbirds | 0:04:01 | 0:04:05 | |
-It's not doing anything. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:07 | |
-How do you play the game?! | 0:04:07 | 0:04:09 | |
-How do you play the game?! - -I don't like this game! | 0:04:09 | 0:04:10 | |
-He's figured it out. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
-You've got it. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:16 | |
-Do I double tap it? | 0:04:16 | 0:04:18 | |
-Oops. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:25 | |
-What do you have to do? | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
-What do you have to do? - -Shoot that guy. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:28 | |
-I've lost patience with this -and I haven't played it yet. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:32 | |
-Haven't you played it yet? | 0:04:32 | 0:04:33 | |
-Haven't you played it yet? - -No, and I've lost patience with it. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
-I know the premise -of the game already. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
-There's not much to understand. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
-I like it. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:42 | |
-I like it. - -It's quite cool. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:43 | |
-It's OK for what it is. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:45 | |
-It's OK for what it is. - -Exactly. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:46 | |
-Hi, I'm Josh, a student from -Caerphilly studying English... | 0:04:55 | 0:04:59 | |
-..in England. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
-Like all students, -I'm a bit short of cash. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
-Don't worry -if you're feeling the pinch. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:08 | |
-I have five ways to get rich quick. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:12 | |
-One. Mining. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
-Specifically, bitcoin mining. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
-We all know that miners have had a -rough time in Wales since the '80s. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:23 | |
-Coal isn't the hot commodity -that it was in the 20th century. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:30 | |
-No, we're now mining online -for cryptocurrencies. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:36 | |
-You might be a little late -for the party but give it a go. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:40 | |
-Mining is in your blood. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
-Two. Make your money in Hollywood. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
-Specifically, sell Welsh ideas... | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
-..to directors and studios -in Hollywood. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
-Do you know about the Mari Lwyd? | 0:05:53 | 0:05:55 | |
-The creepy horse skull that people -use to knock on doors at Christmas? | 0:05:55 | 0:06:00 | |
-This would be perfect -to sell to Tim Burton. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:04 | |
-Who else loves Christmas and skulls -more than him? | 0:06:05 | 0:06:10 | |
-The idea -is worth billions of pounds. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:13 | |
-Just don't cast Johnny Depp in it. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
-Three, start vlogging. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
-If you don't want to sell -your ideas, how about filming them? | 0:06:18 | 0:06:23 | |
-Vloggers make big bucks. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:26 | |
-Most of them don't do anything. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
-I watched one of Zoella's vlogs -for about half an hour... | 0:06:29 | 0:06:32 | |
-..and she didn't do anything. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:35 | |
-She just walked round -her massive house and ate takeaway. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:39 | |
-According to instyle.co.uk -Zoella makes 50,000 a month! | 0:06:39 | 0:06:46 | |
-A month! Easy money. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:49 | |
-To make it more niche, -why not vlog in Welsh? | 0:06:49 | 0:06:53 | |
-You'll have a cushy job -vlogging for Hansh in two weeks. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
-If Welsh videos aren't for you, -number four is starting a band. | 0:06:57 | 0:07:01 | |
-Being the new Super Furries. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:04 | |
-You have to be able to sing... | 0:07:04 | 0:07:07 | |
-..but, let's be honest, there are -only about ten Welsh bands anyway. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:12 | |
-I can only think of two or three -off the top of my head. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:16 | |
-There's no competition. -The path to success is easy. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:21 | |
-Step one - local gigs to get hype. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:23 | |
-Two - support Breichiau Hir -at Clwb Ifor. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
-Three - be included in a list -on Wales Online. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:29 | |
-Four - a sold out EP launch -at the Gwdihw. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:32 | |
-Five - be featured on Huw Stephens' -radio show. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
-Step six - headline Maes B. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:37 | |
-Number five. Yes, you can sing -but who has the time to perform? | 0:07:40 | 0:07:45 | |
-Chances are, if you can sing -and you're from Wales... | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
-..you can easily lay a claim -on the Throne of Jones. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:52 | |
-We all know that Tom Jones was -a bit of a sex bomb back in the day. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:57 | |
-Statistically, you could be a long- -lost heir to Tom Jones' fortune. | 0:07:57 | 0:08:03 | |
-Who will question it, -even if it is total bull. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:07 | |
-Be careful - -it could all backfire... | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
-..and every Tom, Dick and Harry -will want a little bit of Tom Jones. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:16 | |
-So that's it. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:17 | |
-Five sure-fire ways of making money -to fund your fancy life. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:22 | |
-Try them and report back. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:24 | |
-If all else fails, -you could open a shop in Cardiff... | 0:08:25 | 0:08:28 | |
-..selling I Love London T-shirts -to Americans. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:31 | |
-Don't try this at home! -Filmed with experts' help | 0:08:40 | 0:08:43 | |
-Britney. Britney Davies. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:46 | |
-Game of Drones | 0:08:50 | 0:08:51 | |
-One drone, no idea! | 0:08:54 | 0:08:57 | |
-Six Nations challenge | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
-Fetching crisps from the bar | 0:08:59 | 0:09:01 | |
-Player = Steffan | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
-Steff, fly the drone around -my sophisticated obstacle course. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:08 | |
-It'll prepare you so you'll be able -to deal with Cardiff's busy pubs... | 0:09:09 | 0:09:13 | |
-..when it's rammed and you can't get -served, with people everywhere. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:18 | |
-So you'll fly the drone -around the people, to the bar... | 0:09:18 | 0:09:22 | |
-..and pick up a packet of crisps. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:25 | |
-Steff, are you ready? | 0:09:26 | 0:09:27 | |
-Yes. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:28 | |
-Yes. - -Let's go. Call me Gatland. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:30 | |
-Around Britney Davies. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
-She's Jonathan Davies's sister. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
-Skilfully done on the wing. | 0:09:38 | 0:09:41 | |
-Watch Britney! | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
-Sorry, Britney! | 0:09:45 | 0:09:46 | |
-Sorry, Britney! - -Kieran next. Around Kieran. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
-If you go around him once again, -that's fine. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:51 | |
-Well done. -Very graceful through the middle. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:54 | |
-George North would be proud of that. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
-You showed him who's boss. -To the bar now. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:04 | |
-Ooh, nice! | 0:10:04 | 0:10:06 | |
-I'm almost there! | 0:10:06 | 0:10:08 | |
-Sorry! | 0:10:09 | 0:10:10 | |
-Well done, Steff. Well done! | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
-I was almost there! | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
-I've almost killed two cameramen. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:19 | |
-Sorry. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:23 | |
-This doesn't make a night out -in Cardiff any easier. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:28 | |
-Maybe we'd just have to queue. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:30 | |
-After a little help | 0:10:30 | 0:10:31 | |
-Well done! | 0:10:32 | 0:10:33 | |
-Land in the circle. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:40 | |
-Down we go. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:42 | |
-Down we go. - -Almost. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:43 | |
-That's good enough. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:44 | |
-Success! | 0:10:45 | 0:10:46 | |
-Congratulations, Steffan. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
-A drone with crisps. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:51 | |
-Congratulations. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:52 | |
-It's cool. It's me that was rubbish. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:56 | |
-. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:02 | |
-Subtitles | 0:11:07 | 0:11:07 | |
-Subtitles - -Subtitles | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
-Do you remember this sound? | 0:11:10 | 0:11:11 | |
-Or this one? | 0:11:12 | 0:11:13 | |
-Let's reminisce about the golden age -of the Web - the MSN years. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:18 | |
-We have to start with the foundation -of MSN Messenger - your email. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:24 | |
-This was your opportunity -to be as creative as possible. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:28 | |
-Guaranteed you had something like -princessfairy92 | 0:11:28 | 0:11:32 | |
-My sister's was... | 0:11:33 | 0:11:35 | |
-Sorry, Elan! | 0:11:37 | 0:11:38 | |
-Once you had -your creative email address... | 0:11:39 | 0:11:42 | |
-..it was important to be even more -creative with your display name. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:47 | |
-MSN - where everyone -learnt their first lesson... | 0:11:47 | 0:11:50 | |
-..about disappointment -and frustration. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:53 | |
-The message 'typing' hovering -in the box would tease you for ages. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:58 | |
-Ages. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:00 | |
-Sometimes, -the message wouldn't arrive. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:03 | |
-If you took ages to write a message, -this happened. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:07 | |
-Emojis today are quite standard. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
-We know our old friends as the salsa -woman or the aubergine or the poo. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:15 | |
-In the days of MSN, -it was Wild West for the emoji. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:19 | |
-Who remembers these? | 0:12:19 | 0:12:20 | |
-Not to mention the winks. Some -things are better off left to die. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:28 | |
-Is it an aim for the moon -and you'll land among the stars day? | 0:12:28 | 0:12:32 | |
-Guaranteed you included song lyrics -some time in your name. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:36 | |
-Or you put subtle things -in your name just to annoy someone. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:40 | |
-One girl's name at school was... | 0:12:40 | 0:12:43 | |
-That wasn't subtle. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:49 | |
-How could we forget about this? | 0:12:50 | 0:12:52 | |
-I did that so much. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:54 | |
-It was used to avoid talking -to that one annoying person. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:58 | |
-A quick g2g and you were fine. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:00 | |
-If that person you were avoiding -found out... | 0:13:01 | 0:13:04 | |
-This was probably -the most-asked question on MSN. | 0:13:08 | 0:13:11 | |
-Seeing each other at school all day -was obviously not enough. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:15 | |
-Everyone wanted to see each other -through a webcam... | 0:13:16 | 0:13:19 | |
-..talking shit at 3.00am - -it's what I did anyway. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:22 | |
-MSN games. Remember them? | 0:13:23 | 0:13:25 | |
-Draughts, Minesweeper, -Tic-Tac-Toe. | 0:13:25 | 0:13:28 | |
-If quarrelling with your friends -or sharing top fives... | 0:13:29 | 0:13:33 | |
-..wasn't enough -to keep you busy... | 0:13:33 | 0:13:36 | |
-..you could always quarrel with -SmarterChild - Siri's mum or dad. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:40 | |
-What are your favourite -MSN throwbacks? | 0:13:41 | 0:13:43 | |
-Put them in the comments -below the video. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:47 | |
-Oh...! | 0:15:06 | 0:15:07 | |
-WINDOWS STARTUP SOUND | 0:17:40 | 0:17:41 | |
-ALARM | 0:17:41 | 0:17:43 | |
-Who is Elon Musk? | 0:17:51 | 0:17:53 | |
-Does he want to save -or control the world? | 0:17:53 | 0:17:56 | |
-You may have seen recently -that Elon Musk's company, SpaceX... | 0:17:56 | 0:18:01 | |
-..got the rocket Falcon Heavy -to release a payload into space. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:05 | |
-This is historic. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:07 | |
-It means that it'll be easier for us -to send satellites into orbit. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:13 | |
-What else has Elon Musk done? | 0:18:14 | 0:18:17 | |
-His other company, Tesla, -created a 100-megawatt battery... | 0:18:17 | 0:18:21 | |
-..to combat outages in South -Australia's electricity supply. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:25 | |
-He promised it would be done -in 100 days "or your money back". | 0:18:26 | 0:18:30 | |
-He succeeded. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:32 | |
-Elon Musk sells flamethrowers too. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:35 | |
-I'm not sure why. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:37 | |
-It's sold by his third company... | 0:18:37 | 0:18:39 | |
-..which bores holes, -The Boring Company. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:42 | |
-They also sell hats. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:45 | |
-Mam and Dad, for my birthday, -I want a flamethrower and a hat. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:50 | |
-Though Elon Musk has invented -rockets and flamethrowers... | 0:18:50 | 0:18:55 | |
-..he's probably better known -as the face of Tesla Motors. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:58 | |
-Cars dreamt up by anyone who -had Hot Wheels when they were small. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:03 | |
-The Tesla Roadster, for example, -can reach 0-60 in 1.9 seconds. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:09 | |
-It has a top speed of 250mph. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:11 | |
-All of this -while running on electricity. | 0:19:12 | 0:19:14 | |
-The Falcon Heavy's job -was to release a payload into space. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:19 | |
-What did Elon Musk send into space? | 0:19:19 | 0:19:21 | |
-A Tesla Roadster. -The guy's such a show-off. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:25 | |
-He must be Tony Stark -or some Bond villain. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:28 | |
-He's probably a Bond villain. -Have you seen his mum? | 0:19:28 | 0:19:31 | |
-They both look -like billionaire evil geniuses. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:35 | |
-Look at the dummy in the car. -I'm pretty sure it's James Bond. | 0:19:35 | 0:19:39 | |
-That means Elon Musk -has already won. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:42 | |
-No, Mr Bond, I expect you to fly. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:45 | |
-The truth is, Elon Musk is -a very clever man from South Africa. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:49 | |
-Someone who's spent his life -researching, working and dreaming. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:55 | |
-Fair play to him. -He deserves to celebrate. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:58 | |
-Let him play with flamethrowers. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:00 | |
-Having people like Elon Musk in the -scientific world is so important... | 0:20:01 | 0:20:05 | |
-..to challenge everyone -to strive, improve and develop... | 0:20:05 | 0:20:09 | |
-..for the benefit of everyone. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:12 | |
-Quite simply, -Elon Musk is a bloody legend. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:15 | |
-Bye! | 0:20:15 | 0:20:16 | |
-S4C Subtitles by Testun Cyf. | 0:23:58 | 0:24:00 | |
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