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Tiwns, comedi a lleisiau ffres. Blas o gynnwys arlein @hanshs4c. Tunes, comedy and fresh faces. A taste of online content @hanshs4c.


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-Hello, Snapchatters.

-It's a big day in work.

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-I'm not sure why.

-Maybe Elin knows, she's the boss.

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-Elin!

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-Elin!

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-She can't hear me.

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-Elin Siriol!

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-Elin!

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-Elin!

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-I don't know why she's ignoring me.

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-I can't paint. I did graphics

-for GCSE and for A level.

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-I can draw a picture using a ruler

-but not by freehand.

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-I'm not an artist

-but I'll give it my best shot.

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-My grandad's an artist.

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-That was his occupation.

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-My mum and sister

-are quite artistic.

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-Dad can draw a decent picture

-of the Titanic.

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-So if I go home

-with a shit painting...

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-..I'll have dragged my

-family's good name through the mud.

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-I can't do that, so I'm going

-to bring out my inner Picasso.

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-You've been voting

-for the fb bf live date...

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-..which will be live on Hansh's

-Facebook on Thursday at 8.00pm.

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-You've chosen what gift

-the girls will make...

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-..to give to Rhys on the big night.

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-You voted for painting a picture.

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-We've asked the artist Angie Jones

-to help them.

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-I'm going to help them

-do a self-portrait.

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-But it won't be a normal painting -

-it'll be a finger painting.

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-I'm going to help you

-to paint a self-portrait.

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-But it won't be a normal painting -

-it'll be a finger painting.

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-It'll ruin my fake tan.

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-This is a massive head.

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-Anyone know what makes brown?

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-Anyone know what makes brown?

-

-I was thinking the same.

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-Red and green?

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-You can cover the monobrow

-with the colour of skin.

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-OK.

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-Leah, your head's huge!

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-I really like the poncho fashion

-statement so I've left that in.

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-But I'm not an artist,

-so it's alright, isn't it?

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-OK, girls, time's up.

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-A picture's worth a thousand words.

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-I think this picture tells you

-everything about my personality.

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-I've not done a lot in my picture.

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-It just has my face.

-My head is massive.

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-There are mountains in the

-background. I like climbing them.

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-My picture's a bit of a mess.

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-It's an accurate representation

-of how I am - a mess.

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-These things around my head

-are clouds.

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-Mam always says

-I live in cuckoo land.

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-I'm an Amlwch girl.

-I love a good sesh.

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-I've put a crown on top...

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-..because the guy who's with me

-for the rest of my life...

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-..will have to treat me

-like a queen.

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-I think my primary school teachers

-would be well happy with me.

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-I'm not happy

-I've done the head so big.

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-I have a big head but it's not

-that big. I'm happy with it though.

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-Don't trust anyone

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-Llandrillo.

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-A pretty, nondescript village

-between Bala and Corwen.

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-Incorrect!

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-As well as having a takeaway...

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-..where you have to order

-24 hours in advance...

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-..which is ridiculous...

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-..Llandrillo is also one of the most

-important UFO locations in Wales...

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-..after a winter's evening in 1974.

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-This is what happened.

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-There was a large explosion

-on the Berwyn mountains...

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-..followed by an earthquake.

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-The army and RAF...

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-..headed straight for the

-Berwyn mountains above Llandrillo.

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-At least seven people

-in three locations...

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-..saw a huge, bright orange sphere

-pulsating on the Berwyn mountains.

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-For weeks after the event, no-one

-was allowed onto the mountains...

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-..even the farmers who farmed there.

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-That's what happened.

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-To this very day,

-no-one knows for sure...

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-..what caused the quake,

-the explosion or the light.

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-The government says

-that nothing "important" happened.

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-The interesting part of the story

-is the pulsating orange sphere.

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-What was it?

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-Before you say anything,

-Llandrillo is near Bala.

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-It's not near Blaenau Ffestiniog so

-they know what the sun looks like.

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-The main witness was a nurse

-and her two daughters...

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-..who went up thinking

-there'd been a plane crash.

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-But the three saw a ball of light

-on the mountain itself...

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-..surrounded

-by other smaller lights.

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-They watched the light for

-ten minutes until it disappeared.

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-First, we'll discuss what

-"they" say, "scientifically".

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-An earthquake.

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-It's likely

-because of the Bala Fault...

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-..which has nothing to do

-with cousins marrying.

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-The Bala Fault is a weakness in the

-ground which causes small quakes.

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-It makes sense - the description

-by almost everyone was...

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-.."It's like an earthquake."

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-But what about the strange light?

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-It could've been earthquake light

-but, come on!

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-We don't really know

-what an earthquake light is.

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-It happens in the air

-not on the ground.

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-Some "reports" say that an asteroid

-was seen in North Wales...

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-..that night.

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-OK, that could explain

-the explosion, earthquake...

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-..the light on the mountain,

-the army, the RAF...

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-If you're going to do that, you

-could say it was ball lightning...

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-..or the army was testing weapons.

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-But talking about weapons,

-there is a theory...

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-..and it's the most credible one...

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-..that the army

-had been using weapons...

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-..and had used them against UFOs.

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-So, yes, the army did shoot down

-an UFO that night in January.

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-That would explain

-the explosion, earthquake...

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-..the strange light, the army,

-the RAF...

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-..and the fact they closed

-the mountains for weeks...

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-..and the farmers

-weren't allowed to farm.

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-A lot of UFO enthusiasts

-say there was a huge cover-up...

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-..by the army, the RAF

-and the police.

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-Strangely, a lot of people

-who saw these things on the night...

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-..have become very quiet.

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-Pay-off!

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-Either an asteroid, earthquake

-and an earthquake light...

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-..happened within

-a few minutes of each other...

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-..or aliens came to Bala.

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-Like anyone else from outside Bala

-who goes into Bala...

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-..they got quite a beating.

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-But what do you think happened?

-Let us know under this video.

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-Remember, keep your eyes open

-and don't trust anyone.

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-# Elin, oh, Elin

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-# Listen to me

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-# Listen to me #

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-You're asking a lot, Elin!

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-Do you get people

-singing a Swnami song to you?

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-Elin.

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-Do you get that a lot?

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-Do you get people

-singing a Swnami song to you?

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-The Elin song.

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-Do you get that a lot?

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-Do you get that often?

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-Do you get people

-singing a Swnami song to you?

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-Elin!

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-Elin!

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-Elin!

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-Do you get that a lot?

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-PHONE

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-Is that your phone?

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-What is a silent disco?

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-You put on your headphones

-and you hear the music.

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-When you take them off,

-the music stops, so you can talk.

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-You can change here

-what mix you're listening to.

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-Son Am Sin's done one, as has

-Gareth the ape, and I've made one.

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-You can choose

-which tunes you listen to.

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-Silent discos are brill.

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-The neighbours can't complain

-because there's no noise...

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-..and the vibe's different

-as people sing along to the songs...

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-..which doesn't normally happen.

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-I put Gareth's thing on.

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-He was slagging me off,

-singing a nasty song.

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-That was disappointing.

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-# Gareth is the best

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-# And who is Huw Stephens? #

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-It doesn't rhyme

-but here's the chorus.

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-# Oh, who is Huw Stephens?

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-# Why is he here? #

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-Gareth! Gareth!

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-Gareth! Gareth!

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-Oh, my God!

-I can't believe you've voted for me.

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-I'm literally in complete shock.

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-I want to say a few thankyous

-like they do in the Oscars...

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-..first of all.

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-I want to thank Mam and Dad,

-my sister...

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-..aunties and uncles,

-Nain and Taid...

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-..my nursery, primary

-and secondary school teachers...

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-..everyone who's made me what I am.

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-I'm a single, independent and strong

-woman who doesn't need a man...

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-..but if he looks like Rhys,

-why not?

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-I'll be going on a date with Rhys

-this Thursday at 8.00pm.

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-Make sure you're all watching,

-leave comments...

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-..say what you want to see...

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-..ask questions,

-tell us what you want us to do.

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-See you later.

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-A track in ten

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-I'd Ed Holden.

-Mr Phormula is my urban name.

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-I'm here for

-the track in ten minutes challenge.

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-I'm going to use a programme

-called Ableton Live.

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-So everything will be made in loops.

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-Let's do it. Ten minutes. Bang.

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-A beat to start. Right.

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-I'll change the bass drum.

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-Snare.

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-It sounds pretty cool.

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-Beat.

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-Ooh!

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-Yeah!

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-OK. I've got a random hi-hat loop.

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-I like that. Cool. OK.

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-I'm going to take a sample

-and rip it up.

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-I'm going to open up the samples

-and see what's there.

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-I could use that one.

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-I like that one too.

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-I'll start with this.

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-I'm going to slice to MIDI.

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-You can take huge songs,

-put them in here...

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-..and slice them up

-so they're mapped out on the keys.

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-I'll try it with a beat.

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-Yes. OK.

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-OK. That's cool. I like that.

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-I'll loop the last bit.

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-A bit of echo.

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-OK. Time's flying.

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-I'm going to add

-a sidechain compression.

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-It's used a lot in dance music

-and hip-hop.

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-It gives the beat

-more of a feeling.

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-I'll add some delay.

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-HE BEATBOXES

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-OK.

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-That was a real challenge.

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-Cool.

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-Yeah, that was something.

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-Doing it in ten minutes

-was a challenge.

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-I thought

-I'd have finished it earlier.

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-It's made me realize

-how picky I am with sounds.

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-Cool. It was a good challenge.

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-Thank you, Ochr 1. I enjoyed it.

-See you soon.

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-You're not allowed to Snapchat

-at work.

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-I don't know how many times

-we have to have this conversation.

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-You also shouldn't Snapchat people

-in the office who don't want it.

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-Did you ask Elin?

-You've been filming her all morning.

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-You shouldn't spend a morning...

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-You shouldn't spend a morning...

-

-My boss is giving me a row.

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-..shouting someone's name

-across the office.

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-Are you Snapchatting now?

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-Are you Snapchatting now?

-

-No.

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-I've had enough of this behaviour

-and enough of Snapchat.

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-You'll be banned

-from having a phone at work.

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-You'll have to go back

-to the cupboard.

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-Sorry.

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-Sort it out, Gareth.

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-Elin, did you sprag to the boss?

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-Elin.

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-Elin!

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-Elin!

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-Elin.

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-Did you sprag me?

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-Did you sprag me?

-I just want to know.

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-Elin!

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-Elin's spragged me to the boss

-and my boss has given me a row.

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-Over the last few weeks, you've been

-voting to give Rhys a perfect date.

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-There's more choice in Aberystwyth.

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-Everyone goes with each other,

-especially in UMCA.

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-You've been making decisions

-on all aspects of the date.

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-From Rhys's preparations...

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-It's not bad.

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-I like it.

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-..to the gift the girls should make.

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-My painting's a bit of a mess.

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-It's an accurate representation

-of how I am - a mess.

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-I've put a crown on top...

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-..because the guy who's with me

-for the rest of my life...

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-..will have to treat me

-like a queen.

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-When you go on holidays,

-people draw pictures of you.

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-What's it called - caricunt...

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-Caricatures.

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-It's a caricature.

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-It's larger than life.

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-You chose the theme of the date,

-the past...

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-..and the entertainment - a poet.

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-You also chose which girl

-would go on the date with Rhys.

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-Oh, my God!

-I can't believe you've voted for me.

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-I'm literally in complete shock.

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-On Thursday, the date

-took place live on Hansh's Facebook.

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-How did it go?

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-Alright?

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-Yes, thanks. You?

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-Yes, thanks. You?

-

-Yes, thank you.

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-You look good.

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-You look good.

-

-Thank you. You too.

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-Very good. Give me a twirl.

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-Nice.

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-When I saw Rhys, I was like,

-"Oh, my God. Caryl, calm down.

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-"Don't talk about babies.

-Keep it cool. Play it safe."

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-It was a lot of fun. Apparently,

-we're going to have babies together.

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-Something to look forward to.

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-Something to look forward to.

-

-It went tits up.

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-I know the names

-of all our children.

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-Ours?

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-Ours?

-

-Yes.

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-Milgwn.

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-Do you know what that is in English?

-Greyhounds.

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-No, Maelgwn.

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-I felt awkward when eating.

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-I felt awkward when eating.

-

-Do you put it in your mouth?

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-What else would you do with it?

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-What else would you do with it?

-

-I don't know.

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-I'm not sure how I feel about this!

-First date!

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-I won't look.

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-I just thought people just chose

-the silliest things they could.

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-The audience has voted that a bard

-will be your entertainment.

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-Enjoy.

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-"In the lonely days of a young man,

-he looked for comfort

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-"For the warmth of a kind soul,

-and here's an occasion for you two

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-"A glorious affection, a pure love

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-"Tonight, wealth is just vanity

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-"Your purity slips quietly

-into the night

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-"You both are strong as steel

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-"And dear Caryl, a beautiful woman"

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-Very romantic!

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-That genuinely is the best date

-I've ever had.

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-We know this already.

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-I think this is love at first sight.

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-I genuinely think it is.

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-Do you?

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-Do you?

-

-Oh, yes.

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-It was better than I expected. I had

-more of a laugh than I expected.

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-Far fewer awkward silences

-than I expected.

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-Cute!

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-They chose the pudding, didn't they!

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-They could've chosen

-a sexier pudding.

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-I don't want to put spoonfuls of

-cream in my mouth on a first date.

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-Don't you like rice pudding?

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-Yes, but I didn't expect

-the rice texture.

0:21:210:21:24

-That's a very sexy look!

0:21:260:21:28

-Awkward!

0:21:280:21:29

-Look at you!

0:21:310:21:32

-That was a sweeping success!

0:21:330:21:35

-When I snog...

0:21:360:21:38

-I hate that word.

0:21:380:21:39

-Can we call it kiss?

0:21:400:21:41

-She said she wanted to snog

-on camera, so I respected that.

0:21:410:21:46

-I can't snog you.

0:21:470:21:49

-I can't snog you.

-

-Bloody hell, no.

0:21:490:21:50

-Not on live telly.

0:21:510:21:52

-Not on live telly.

-

-No.

0:21:520:21:53

-No.

0:21:540:21:55

-It's like spin the bottle.

0:21:550:21:57

-Don't you want to kiss me?

0:21:570:21:59

-Don't you want to kiss me?

-

-I didn't say that.

0:21:590:22:01

-The audience said it was one-sided.

-I agree.

0:22:010:22:05

-I just can't stop -

-going on and on and on.

0:22:050:22:08

-To watch the full date,

-go to Hansh's Facebook page.

0:22:090:22:13

-If you or your friends would like

-to take part in the next fb bf...

0:22:130:22:17

-..tag the names in the comments

-of this video.

0:22:170:22:20

-Until next time, thanks for voting

-and thanks for watching.

0:22:200:22:25

-Rhys. Call me.

0:22:260:22:29

-Hello. My boss

-has followed me on Snapchat.

0:22:340:22:38

-So I have to keep this brief.

0:22:390:22:41

-I'm fairly sure it's Elin's fault.

0:22:410:22:44

-I think she downloaded the app

-and put it on his phone.

0:22:450:22:50

-I'm not allowed to talk to her now.

0:22:500:22:53

-But I can give her evils.

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-Unbelievable.

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