Rhaglen Fri, 02 Mar 2018 21:30 Jonathan

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-Welcome to the show. A hard game

-for Wales but the best team won.

-The good news is

-the Jocks beat the English.

-So there we go.

-Keeping me company, the most Irish

-woman in Cowbridge, Sarra Elgan.

-As usual, he wants to make an

-entrance. So, Nigel, where are you?

-# Young man

-# Young man

-# Young man

-# Need to be unhappy

-# Y.M.C.A

-# Y.M.C.A #

-I'm scared of asking every week.

-Who are you meant to be tonight?

-I have a job share now.

-I'm going to have a go at building.

-He's going to have a go

-at being a referee.

-We'll soon see how good he is.

-It's easy enough to knock a nail in.

-Dick Knowles!

-Nick knows fuck all!

-Here's what he tweeted.

-Single handedly trying to avenge

-the England defeat of Wales -...

-..let them play. Refs are not

-the stars of the show.

-Precisely.

-Did you have a go at him?

-You had a go at him. Block!

-He can call me what he wants

-but don't call me a cheat.

-Here's tonight's line-up.

-Hello, how are you?

-Hello, how are you?

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-Welcome to Planed Plant.

-Settle down, Year 10.

-So, sit back and enjoy Bore Da.

-Ow, a'right?

-I knew I'd seen you before.

-Did you have to go with him?

-Him of all people.

-Coward.

-# Well, Sion and Sian

-# Time to sing a song #

-You said you could speak Welsh.

-You said you could speak Welsh.

-

-Su'mai, calon.

-Wow.

-He completely lost it. He threw

-a brick through Liam's truck window.

-I had to let him go.

-Often, I'm the last one to find out.

-Ta-da!

-I have better things to do.

-I have better things to do.

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-Enjoy your night. Ta-ta!

-Please welcome presenter

-Alun Williams and actor Ieuan Rhys.

-How are you?

-Little and large!

-Thanks, Nige.

-I know you're a rugby fan

-but have you ever played?

-The only rugby I played,

-I played for Pobol y Cwm...

-..against girls from Aberystwyth.

-The game was awful

-but we had fun in the showers.

-Children In Need.

-You're on your way up

-on the bus to Aberystwyth...

-..a team of men playing women.

-You have to be careful.

-Oh, my God, no.

-A girl tackled me, she smashed me.

-I couldn't believe it,

-they went in so hard.

-It was a charity match.

-After that, never again.

-Alun, you understand rugby,

-don't you? You enjoy rugby.

-Yes, I like rugby,

-but I favour football.

-Have you ever played rugby?

-Have you ever played rugby?

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-Yes, I played in school.

-I played on the wing.

-Everyone who doesn't like

-playing rugby...

-On the wing!

-On the wing!

-

-Or a ref!

-You played on the wing?

-I was fast and I was chosen

-to play for the North Wales team.

-I really didn't want to play,

-I'd get injured each time I played.

-I was worried about my face.

-We travelled down to Swansea

-to play a Swansea Select XV.

-One of the boys whacked me.

-I was on the touchline,

-the game was carrying on over there.

-This prop walked past

-and stamped on my arm.

-I said,

-"Aw, what did you do that for?"

-He said, "Welcome to South Wales."

-Honest to God.

-You played with a couple

-of ex-internationals.

-Yes, yes. Rowli.

-There they are. Who else is there?

-Arwel Thomas.

-Boobyer. What was that game?

-That game was organised

-for a charity.

-A school was closing

-in North Wales...

-..and we were asked

-to travel to play this game.

-They even hired an aeroplane for me

-from Swansea Airport.

-I didn't know

-Swansea had an airport.

-There were only about 10 seats

-on the aeroplane.

-Rowland was joking around

-pretending to be an air stewardess.

-He kept on saying, "We're gonna

-crash, we're gonna crash."

-You could feel the turbulence.

-We played the game and I left

-the field after five minutes.

-I watched the rest of the game.

-At the end of the game, Arwel Thomas

-came up to me in the showers...

-..and asked if I had a towel.

-"Yeah, I've got this one

-but I've used it myself.

-"Do you want it?" "Yeah, fine."

-He went like that...

-..said cheers

-and gave it back to me.

-Before we chat to these two,

-here are highlights from Saturday.

-Perfect start for Leigh Halfpenny.

-Lovely pass from Sexton. Jacob

-Stockdale scores in the corner.

-Gareth Davies. He needs no support.

-He's scored.

-Bundee Aki.

-He's scored at the second attempt.

-Dan Leavy. Ready to receive.

-Another try.

-Out it goes to Aaron Shingler.

-If someone deserves a try in the

-Six Nations, Shingler's that man.

-A lovely pass to Steff Evans.

-Steff Evans keeps Welsh hopes alive.

-Anscombe. Over the top.

-Jacob Stockdale has intercepted it.

-Ireland get the final word.

-I know you watched that game because

-you were coming on this programme.

-Since you watched it, can you

-give me some analysis of the game?

-It was a game of two halves.

-Everyone gave 100%.

-Wales were a bit unlucky.

-They left things late.

-They went for it towards the end.

-There was a pass

-that didn't go to hand.

-I was going to help you out

-but I just let you go.

-It was a great game for the neutral

-but we're obviously not neutral.

-The game of the weekend was Scotland

-v England. Did you watch that game?

-No, no.

-What was odd, after Wales

-had lost, I was quite depressed.

-I was more depressed

-because the Swans had lost 4-1.

-I was even more gutted about that.

-And then I heard the result.

-That lifted my spirits somewhat.

-Right, the news.

-Many people have asked about the

-whereabouts of the English chariot.

-Apparently, we have an exclusive

-photo showing its exact whereabouts.

-That's Eddie Jones.

-There's been a lot of talk

-about the Beast from the East.

-No-one's mentioned

-the Pest from the West.

-Or the Mouth from the South.

-Big Mouth from the South.

-After losing two successive games...

-..Wales Women

-have recruited some new players.

-Do you know who they are?

-That's Alun Wyn Jones as a woman.

-He looks beautiful.

-Then there's Sam Warburton.

-George North and Rhys Webb.

-There they are.

-There they are.

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-They're pretty girls, fair play.

-I like this app so

-I've turned some of you into women.

-Who's this?

-That's Nigel Owens

-and Jonathan Davies.

-What's that hair?

-Those aren't my eyes.

-What do you look like?

-I've had a stroke there.

-You shouldn't laugh.

-We have you here.

-A lot better than me.

-That's not Ieuan, no way.

-I would!

-I would!

-

-I would too.

-We should go transgender.

-We have a better one than all those.

-Look at this.

-Now then!

-Ryland!

-The moustache is right.

-The moustache is right.

-

-That was the news.

-That's all for this part.

-See you after the break.

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-Welcome back. Joining us on the sofa

-are Alun Williams and Ieuan Rhys.

-Before we have a chat with Alun,

-here's Ffrindiau.

-He's young. He'll take

-all your jobs in a few years' time.

-Ben Whitehouse.

-Your twin.

-Get off.

-20 years older. Jiffy.

-Your hair's the same colour.

-Oh, right, the world's best referee.

-Full of humour, lovely to talk to.

-He's just a great guy.

-Pass.

-Wayne Barnes.

-Wayne Barnes.

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-I know!

-If you could choose a boyfriend

-who played rugby...

-..I think this player

-would be quite high on your list.

-Dan Carter.

-You get on well with this one.

-We often hear him

-talking as the TMO.

-Nigel, I think you need to go back

-and have a look at that.

-Nigel! Nigel!

-Can you hear me? Nigel!

-Derek Bevan.

-You spend a lot of time with her.

-She used to be blonde,

-now she's a brunette.

-She's really good at her job.

-Eleri Sion.

-No, Eleri Sion's still blonde.

-Alex Jones.

-Or you.

-Yes. Come on.

-This person won't be happy

-with this picture.

-Average in his job,

-average in his pastimes.

-He can be funny when he tries.

-Jonathan.

-Me.

-You're the only one who likes him.

-He says nasty things about Wales.

-No-one in Wales,

-Ireland or Scotland likes him.

-Austin Healy.

-Many people are good-looking

-as youngsters...

-..or good-looking

-when they're older.

-This one was ugly as a youngster

-and now he's older.

-Jiffy!

-If you hadn't married Simon...

-..you would've married this man

-had he accepted you.

-He's good-looking, charming.

-He's very good at his work.

-You!

-Silver fox. He's one of the Kiwis

-who smiles the most.

-He's been in Wales for a long time.

-Warren Gatland.

-Not the most good-looking.

-His nose is all over the place.

-His ears look chewed.

-My type? Simon.

-He's so handsome.

-Alun, believe it or not,

-you've been presenting for 20 years.

-I couldn't believe it either.

-How did you start?

-I'd bummed around for years

-after leaving school.

-I'd done loads of different jobs.

-I'd worked in Ibiza, as an

-air steward, a driving instructor.

-I did loads of jobs.

-Mam decided I had to get a real job.

-Presenting?!

-There was an advert in the Wales on

-Sunday for Planed Plant presenters.

-Sarra was already presenting it.

-I tried for the job,

-I had a lot of auditions.

-I kept on being asked back

-and then I got the job.

-How did the audition go?

-How did the audition go?

-

-Awful.

-How did you get the job?

-How did you get the job?

-

-I don't know! It was awful.

-One of the things I had to do

-was use an earpiece.

-When you use a earpiece for the

-first time, it's really difficult.

-Listening to someone talking

-and presenting at the same time.

-There were items on the table

-and the producer was talking to me.

-"Pick up one of the items

-and talk about it for two minutes."

-One of the things was an aeroplane.

-I picked it up and talked

-about my time as an air steward.

-9/11 had just happened.

-I said, "One of the best things

-as an air steward is the training.

-"If you had a crash

-in an aeroplane"...

-In my ear, "Change subject,

-think about recent events."

-It took me 10 seconds

-to realise what had happened.

-"Oh, yeah, 9/11."

-I said, "If you had a crash,

-but you won't, if you did...

-"..what would be good

-is going down the slide."

-I just heard "Cut, cut, cut,

-we'll do something else."

-I remember thinking,

-"I've blown it." But I got the job.

-You had to work with this one.

-With this one, yes.

-When I started, yes.

-It was me, you and Rhydian.

-What's she like to work with?

-She was a wind-up merchant.

-She'd play tricks on me.

-I was quite naive, I think.

-We all shared a room, an office.

-I'd leave the room

-to go to the toilet.

-In the meantime, Sarra would grab

-a load of Sellotape.

-Everyone had a phone on their desk.

-Sarra would Sellotape

-the phone receiver.

-When I came back, she'd go to her

-desk and phone my extension number.

-I'd pick the whole phone, "Hello!"

-Everyone would just laugh.

-You're also fussy about food.

-I am fussy, yes. I don't eat

-anything red, white or yellow.

-Colour?

-So you wouldn't eat tomatoes.

-The devil's food. Never tomatoes.

-Green - peas.

-Broccoli.

-Broccoli.

-

-I'll eat broccoli as an exception.

-If it's colour, not flavour,

-eat it in the dark.

-Good point, good point.

-That's a good idea.

-Do you have a problem with colours?

-Do you have a problem with colours?

-

-I have no problem eating!

-Listen, if you don't like eating

-red, green or yellow food...

-..how did you end up

-presenting a cookery programme?

-Stwffio. Because of that reason.

-Anthony, the chef, your friend.

-He would eat anything.

-He had no problem at all with food.

-They were looking for a sidekick and

-someone knew I was fussy with food.

-They paired us up and we visited

-countries around the world...

-..and ate the most bizarre foods

-you could ever eat.

-Some of the food was disgusting.

-What was the worst thing you ate?

-What was the worst thing you ate?

-

-I'm not sure you can say the word.

-Donkey cock.

-A donkey's cock?

-Donkey kong.

-What did it taste like?

-What did it taste like?

-

-Chicken.

-Was it a mouthful?

-Was it a mouthful?

-

-Nige!

-Just a question -

-what colour was it?

-Brown.

-Where had it been?

-What they do is slice it.

-Obviously it's dead.

-Obviously it's dead.

-

-My eyes are watering.

-They slice it.

-They slice it.

-

-Sauteed?

-And then you eat it in a soup.

-It was a kids programme and you'd

-say, "We're eating donkey cock."

-Since it was a children's programme,

-we could say penis three times.

-Anthony said,

-"Put this in your mouth."

-"What's this?" "A donkey's penis."

-"What?" "Penis."

-"Penis?" "Yes, penis..." Cut!

-You've not only eaten

-foreign food on TV...

-..you've also interviewed

-some great film and TV stars...

-..and you've done a lot

-of red carpet work.

-My favourite was Dame Helen Mirren.

-She was quite sexy too. Really nice.

-The worst person was Bruce Willis.

-Horrible. Really horrible.

-Just a bad mood.

-He didn't want to be there.

-We asked questions about Anthony

-Hopkins and Catherine Zeta Jones...

-..who were in the same film.

-He had to answer nicely.

-He couldn't be nasty.

-With other people, he was horrible.

-Has anything gone wrong

-while presenting?

-Plenty of things.

-Here's a clip. Let's look at this.

-Then you expect

-to take some flak, yeah.

-I wouldn't be surprised if

-there weren't some flying around.

-Does that put us on a downer

-for civil rights?

-For whom? Who does he play for?

-I've heard of Cyril Wright.

-Cyril Wright it was supposed to be.

-Civil rights, bloody hell.

-I've never seen that bit.

-You asked about civil rights?

-Yes, I was... yes.

-They were feeding me questions

-in my earpiece.

-The questions were, "John,

-what went wrong?" He answered.

-In my ear, "Ask him about civil

-rights and hand back to studio."

-I asked that question, "That sets

-us up nicely for civil rights."

-I was supposed to say, "That sets

-us up nicely for Sunday night."

-You're a townie.

-You come from Rhyl, you're a townie.

-What were you doing

-on Fferm Ffactor Selebs?

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

-

-It's just been on.

-Cash is king, as they say.

-It was an eye-opener. I'd never

-touched a pig before that.

-But you'd eaten a donkey's cock.

-Strange world!

-But I really enjoyed it.

-You're not a big fan of animals.

-Not really, no. No.

-You have a phobia of bats.

-You have a phobia of bats.

-

-Yeah, yes, I have.

-Not like a cricket or tennis bat.

-No, the flying kind.

-When I was a boy,

-one flew through the window.

-I could see you looking away.

-I've missed you, Al!

-Nothing's coming in, is there?

-No, no.

-No, no.

-

-I'll freak.

-Right then, a minute to go.

-Time to Hit The Bar.

-I'm scared of asking who's

-on the bar but I think we can guess.

-No, Jiff, on the bar this week

-is the world's best referee.

-Wayne Barnes.

-Nick the... Nick Knowles.

-Right, Aaron.

-Where do you come from, Aaron?

-Bargoed.

-Bargoed.

-

-Out you come to hold the balls.

-Alun.

-Alun.

-

-Footballer - got his trainers on.

-He's ready for it.

-I think he'll do well.

-Right, between the posts,

-five points.

-If you hit Nick Knowles, ten points.

-If you hit him

-with this golden ball...

-..we double your score.

-Your 20 seconds start now.

-Faster than that.

-Go on, go on, keep going.

-Three, two.

-Well done, Al.

-What was Alun's score?

-Well done.

-Alun Williams, you scored 80.

-Well done, well done.

-Adrian Hadley scored a try

-for Wales against England in 1988.

-Which Welshman

-won his first cap that day?

-Here's a clue, he's been on this

-programme. See you after the break.

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-Welcome back.

-Let's answer that question.

-Adrian Hadley scored a try

-for Wales against England in 1988.

-Jiffy played in that game. Which

-Welshman won his first cap that day?

-He's been on this programme

-many times.

-John Devereux.

-John Devereux.

-

-Rowli?

-Rowland Phillips.

-What was he like for his first cap?

-What was he like for his first cap?

-

-He was quiet.

-We called him Herman Munster.

-He looked like Herman Munster.

-Ieuan, you've been

-in the business for 35 years.

-Yes, 35 years since I started.

-Did you always want to be an actor?

-Did you always want to be an actor?

-

-I'd always wanted to be an actor.

-I was in Form 3 and one of Dad's

-friends gave me a lift to school.

-He asked, "What do you want

-to do when you leave school?"

-I said either an actor

-or a policeman.

-I've played so many policemen

-over the years.

-The best thing that happened to me

-was failing my A Levels.

-I never told my children.

-They know now.

-They know tonight.

-They know tonight.

-

-I was a swog in Llangrannog.

-I was at the summer camp...

-..at the side of a mountain

-with some children.

-In the morning, John Japheth

-came up to me and said...

-.."Ieu,

-your headmaster's on the phone."

-I thought, "Oh, God."

-I ran back to the camp.

-"Ieu, I don't want to talk about the

-results. What do you want to do?"

-I wanted to go to drama school,

-that's all I wanted to do.

-"Leave it with me " he said.

-He got me an interview at the

-Welsh College of Music and Drama.

-In I went. It's odd, really.

-When I went for my first job

-with Pobol y Cwm...

-..I'd left the college

-and I got some work as an extra...

-..on a series called Coleg.

-In one day, I earned 42.50.

-I thought I was the richest person

-in Cardiff.

-I wrote to the producer

-of Pobol y Cwm...

-..and asked for work on Pobol y Cwm

-because it would come in handy.

-They invited me up for an audition.

-I thought this was serious.

-They were giving extras auditions.

-I went up and they offered me

-a part for two episodes only.

-As a policeman.

-As a policeman.

-

-As PC James.

-Those two episodes lasted 13 years.

-We have a clip

-of one of your first ever scenes.

-Sorry, sir, but yellow lines

-are yellow lines.

-If you can't display a disabled

-sticker, I'll have to book you.

-What a horrible man

-What a horrible man

-

-English, see!

-Harri Parri and Jacob Elis.

-What was it like working

-with them and Harriet, Magi Post?

-Harriet was lovely. My dressing

-room was next-door to hers.

-She beckoned me over

-with her finger.

-The door opened. "Ieuan, come here."

-"OK, Harriet."

-I went in and we were alone.

-She said, "Sit there now.

-I have a question to ask you."

-"Oh, right. What?"

-"Tell me,

-how much does Huw Ceredig earn?"

-Did you know?

-Did you know?

-

-No. No-one knew.

-They gave you some

-very interesting storylines.

-There were many storylines

-over the years.

-Sergeant James had a brain

-haemorrhage and a heart attack.

-I remember once, he used to have

-blackouts all the time.

-As it happened,

-I lived next-door to a doctor.

-I thought, for the first time

-during my time on Pobol y Cwm...

-..I could so some research work.

-We went over for a meal.

-I explained to him

-that I was having these blackouts.

-The doctor said,

-I know what that is.

-With that, more often that not,

-a sound comes from the throat...

-..before you get the blackout.

-I thought this was fantastic.

-I went back to Pobol y Cwm

-afterwards and told the director.

-I told him I'd done some research...

-..and what I needed to do

-before the blackout...

-..I'd make a sound in my throat...

-..and that would let people know

-that I'm having a blackout.

-The director said,

-"For fuck's sake, Ieu, just faint."

-Pobol y Cwm back then was huge.

-Were you recognised a lot?

-I couldn't buy boxers

-in Marks and Spencer's...

-..without hearing a voice behind me,

-"Blue ones, is it, Sergeant?"

-It happened across the world.

-I was on holiday.

-I remember being in India once,

-I was on my holiday.

-I was in a tourist shop.

-I heard a voice. "Didn't expect to

-see someone from Cwmderi in India."

-I remember being in Gwaun-Cae-Gurwen

-playing football.

-This old fella came up to me

-and prodded me like this.

-"Hey," he said, "Hey, you're

-the bobby on Pobol y Cwm."

-"Damn, you're fat!"

-I politely answered,

-"Thank you very much."

-I still get it. It's ridiculous.

-About three, four years ago,

-I was on a Welsh tour of a drama.

-I was in Cardigan.

-Three of us actors

-went to the pub for a drink.

-I could see this bloke

-sitting at the bar.

-He kept looking at me

-but didn't say a thing.

-I kept on drinking and as I was

-leaving the pub, I said goodnight.

-"You've put weight on."

-I thought, "Here we go again."

-"Yes, I live the high life,

-I enjoy life."

-He turned on me.

-"It's not right that a copper

-carries so much weight."

-My friend turned to me,

-"What did he say now?"

-"He still thinks I'm a policeman."

-You had a chance to act

-with Hugh Grant.

-An Englishman Who Went Up A Hill

-But Came Down A Mountain.

-I enjoyed that,

-it was one of my favourite jobs.

-It was a feature film.

-He asked you for advice.

-We filmed the interior scenes

-in Pinewood, just outside London.

-The exterior shots were done

-in Llanrhaeadr-ym-Mochnant, Powys.

-A lot of Welsh speakers

-live in Llanrhaeadr-ym-Mochnant

-Embarrassingly, they all knew

-who Sergeant James was...

-..but no-one knew

-who Hugh Grant was.

-Someone said,

-"I don't know who Hugh Grant is...

-"..and I've never seen his film,

-Three Funerals and a Barbecue."

-This happened all the time.

-We were on top of the hill

-filming one night.

-Hugh said,

-"Ieuan, can I have a word?"

-"Sorry?" "Can I have a word?"

-I thought, "I've upset the star

-of the film, what have I done?"

-He turned to me and said...

-.."Tell me, Ieuan,

-how do I get into Pobol y Cwm?"

-I said, "That would be brilliant."

-"I'll do it as long as I can

-play Sergeant James' gay lover."

-Actors are constantly

-looking for work.

-You've filmed some commercials.

-I've done a few,

-one more notable than the others.

-I had to eat the Pot Noodle.

-There it is.

-I had to pretend I liked it.

-The company

-had put a bucket at my feet.

-"Don't swallow it,

-just spit it out."

-It was disgusting!

-I love Pot Noodle.

-The brown one.

-Pick the red bits out.

-You're currently in Gwaith Cartref.

-Describe your character.

-Eurig Bell in Gwaith Cartref.

-Thankfully, he's nothing like me.

-Eurig Bell isn't a nice man.

-He's a very old-fashioned teacher.

-He's there to teach the children.

-He just wants to teach

-and get out of there.

-He's old-fashioned and his views

-aren't very nice either.

-It's a good character to play.

-It's great playing the baddie.

-I get the scripts, I read the lines.

-"Oh, my God!"

-I work with these every week

-but you worked with them on a panto.

-Yes, yes.

-Shane Williams' Panto.

-Shane Williams' Panto.

-

-Here you are in the panto.

-You do a lot of pantos.

-You do a lot of pantos.

-

-I've done about 16.

-That was lovely.

-Shane hadn't been on stage

-since he was a young boy.

-He fell off the stage

-performing Oliver.

-Working with Shane, Hooky

-and these two, of course.

-You see Hooky there,

-he really enjoyed it.

-On the night I made an ad-lib

-because he was fidgeting.

-"Stop fidgeting. For 20 more,

-we could have had Gavin Henson.

-Shane laughed so much,

-he was crying.

-As we walked off, Hooky said,

-"Changed the script, have you?"

-You did well.

-Right then, a minute to go.

-Time to Hit The Bar.

-OK, boy? How are you?

-Three, two, one.

-Come on, Ieu.

-Between the posts if you can.

-This is much better. Three, two.

-Thank you.

-You mentioned Hook.

-You hooked most of them.

-What was Ieuan Rhys' score, Sarra?

-Ieuan Rhys, you did well.

-You scored 65.

-Better than Brynmor!

-Better than Brynmor!

-

-Better than a Lion.

-That's it for this part.

-It's time for you to guess

-who our former player is.

-See you after the break.

-Our former player

-is known as quite a character.

-His career started in 1999

-and finished in 2016.

-He then started coaching Brecon.

-Our former player

-is known for his leg-pulling.

-He needed it after playing

-for 11 clubs in a colourful career.

-He spent a short while

-playing rugby league with Wigan.

-Our former player

-played for Wales 23 times.

-He has the dubious honour of being

-the only player to be arrested...

-..for driving a golf buggy.

-Keep going, lads, keep going.

-We'll reveal all after the break.

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-Welcome back.

-Before the break, Sarra asked you

-to identify a former player.

-Let's reveal the answer.

-Hey, guys, Andy Powell here.

-Hope you're well.

-On that note,

-it's time to play Nigel's Tricks.

-Welcome to Nigel's Tricks.

-This is a chance for

-an audience member to win a prize.

-Look under your chairs

-for a golden whistle.

-Stand up when you find it.

-What's your name?

-What's your name?

-

-Jac Rogers from Pontardawe.

-Is Paradise Night Club still going?

-Yes, it is.

-What's it called now?

-What's it called now?

-

-Mama's Paradise.

-Grab-a-granny.

-You can win this Grogg of a referee.

-Win or lose you can have the mug.

-This is the booby prize.

-It's a game of charades

-based around the Oscars ceremony.

-These two will try to act

-the name of a film, song or actor.

-You try to guess it.

-You need ten in a minute.

-Here's the first one.

-Titanic.

-Psycho.

-ET.

-I need your chair.

-You do it.

-Basic Instinct.

-Dirty Dancing.

-I saved you there, Jiffy!

-Hairspray!

-Hairspray!

-

-Full Monty.

-Star Wars.

-Bond.

-We're really good at this!

-We're really good at this!

-

-We are.

-Do you know what I'm doing?

-Ghost.

-Have you seen these films?

-Have you seen these films?

-

-Lion King.

-I'd have got that one.

-He's on his own for this one.

-Rocky.

-Yeah, Jiff.

-You got ten.

-One from Jac, nine from the guests.

-Congratulations, you win.

-We're back to Pro14

-action this weekend.

-Let's see if

-the Treviso boys know their enemy.

-I'm Tampin'.

-I'm Tampin'.

-

-Shitting myself. Am I right?

-I heard a Welsh girl say that

-and she wasn't happy.

-Hippopotamus?

-The S, the M and the W together?

-That's crazy.

-Is that what I said?

-Shall we go for a beer?

-Alright or what?

-I was going to go

-bonking but it's not.

-It's Chinese!

-Like a dog with two willies.

-Like a dog with two willies.

-

-What?

-Shellfish?

-What would you be doing?

-A sheriff or something.

-Stacking shelves?

-You do it with a lady.

-Drink?

-What is it?

-What is it?

-

-Having sex.

-I should have stuck with bonking.

-Jesus!

-Perfect. What is it?

-Small willy.

-It that an expression or a language?

-It's an animal.

-It's an animal.

-

-An animal.

-A pig?

-What is it?

-From sex to a butterfly.

-There's no consistency in this.

-Ieuan, what are you up to next?

-If the weather allows it,

-I'll be in Rhyl over the weekend.

-Good luck!

-That's a YFC pantomime and then

-a nice job coming up in April.

-It's at Theatr Brycheiniog

-on 14 April.

-Me and Martin Kemp.

-He's touring with

-An Evening With Martin Kemp.

-Theatr Brycheiniog

-asked me to interview him.

-Excellent.

-We'll be sitting in two chairs

-opposite one another. I can't wait.

-You know who Martin Kemp is, Nige?

-You know who Martin Kemp is, Nige?

-

-He played football for Arsenal.

-Alun, what about you?

-Next for me is Yeovil Town versus

-Newport - Clash of the Titans!

-I have some work on Heno and

-I'm off to Australia for two weeks.

-Work or play?

-A bit of both. The Commonwealth

-Games take place on the Gold Coast.

-The Six Nations takes a break

-this weekend for the Pro14.

-Scarlets or Ospreys for you?

-The Ospreys.

-The Scarlets are like Man Utd.

-They think they know it all.

-Gwyn Elfyn will love that!

-My Facebook will be full!

-They have just one eye there!

-Last week, Wales lost but Scarlets

-fans were just delighted...

-..that one of theirs

-played for Scotland.

-Alun, who do you support?

-Rhyl play rugby in Division 5 East,

-I think.

-North, yes, North East!

-I don't have a team, to be honest.

-Sarra, do you have a weekend off?

-No, I'm working up in Worcester

-on Sunday.

-I've got a weekend off.

-I'm reffing Scarlets versus Leinster

-tomorrow at Parc y Scarlets.

-It's a big game.

-A top-of-the-table clash.

-Still working after last weekend?

-That's all... shut up!

-Thanks to our guests,

-Alun Williams and Ieuan Rhys.

-A weekend to recharge the batteries

-before the match against Italy.

-We'll see you next week. Goodnight.

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