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Ymunwch â Jonathan, Sarra a Nigel ar drothwy penwythnos prysur o rygbi'r PRO14. Join Jonathan, Sarra and Nigel on the eve of a busy weekend of PRO14 rugby. With Alun Williams an...


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-Welcome to the show. A hard game

-for Wales but the best team won.

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-The good news is

-the Jocks beat the English.

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-So there we go.

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-Keeping me company, the most Irish

-woman in Cowbridge, Sarra Elgan.

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-As usual, he wants to make an

-entrance. So, Nigel, where are you?

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-# Young man

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-# Young man

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-# Young man

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-# Need to be unhappy

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-# Y.M.C.A

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-# Y.M.C.A #

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-I'm scared of asking every week.

-Who are you meant to be tonight?

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-I have a job share now.

-I'm going to have a go at building.

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-He's going to have a go

-at being a referee.

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-We'll soon see how good he is.

-It's easy enough to knock a nail in.

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-Dick Knowles!

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-Nick knows fuck all!

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-Here's what he tweeted.

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-Single handedly trying to avenge

-the England defeat of Wales -...

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-..let them play. Refs are not

-the stars of the show.

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-Precisely.

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-Did you have a go at him?

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-You had a go at him. Block!

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-He can call me what he wants

-but don't call me a cheat.

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-Here's tonight's line-up.

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-Hello, how are you?

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-Hello, how are you?

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-Welcome to Planed Plant.

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-Settle down, Year 10.

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-So, sit back and enjoy Bore Da.

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-Ow, a'right?

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-I knew I'd seen you before.

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-Did you have to go with him?

-Him of all people.

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-Coward.

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-# Well, Sion and Sian

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-# Time to sing a song #

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-You said you could speak Welsh.

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-You said you could speak Welsh.

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-Su'mai, calon.

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-Wow.

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-He completely lost it. He threw

-a brick through Liam's truck window.

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-I had to let him go.

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-Often, I'm the last one to find out.

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-Ta-da!

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-I have better things to do.

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-I have better things to do.

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-Enjoy your night. Ta-ta!

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-Please welcome presenter

-Alun Williams and actor Ieuan Rhys.

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-How are you?

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-Little and large!

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-Thanks, Nige.

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-I know you're a rugby fan

-but have you ever played?

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-The only rugby I played,

-I played for Pobol y Cwm...

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-..against girls from Aberystwyth.

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-The game was awful

-but we had fun in the showers.

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-Children In Need.

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-You're on your way up

-on the bus to Aberystwyth...

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-..a team of men playing women.

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-You have to be careful.

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-Oh, my God, no.

-A girl tackled me, she smashed me.

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-I couldn't believe it,

-they went in so hard.

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-It was a charity match.

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-After that, never again.

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-Alun, you understand rugby,

-don't you? You enjoy rugby.

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-Yes, I like rugby,

-but I favour football.

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-Have you ever played rugby?

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-Have you ever played rugby?

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-Yes, I played in school.

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-I played on the wing.

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-Everyone who doesn't like

-playing rugby...

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-On the wing!

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-On the wing!

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-Or a ref!

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-You played on the wing?

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-I was fast and I was chosen

-to play for the North Wales team.

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-I really didn't want to play,

-I'd get injured each time I played.

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-I was worried about my face.

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-We travelled down to Swansea

-to play a Swansea Select XV.

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-One of the boys whacked me.

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-I was on the touchline,

-the game was carrying on over there.

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-This prop walked past

-and stamped on my arm.

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-I said,

-"Aw, what did you do that for?"

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-He said, "Welcome to South Wales."

-Honest to God.

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-You played with a couple

-of ex-internationals.

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-Yes, yes. Rowli.

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-There they are. Who else is there?

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-Arwel Thomas.

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-Boobyer. What was that game?

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-That game was organised

-for a charity.

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-A school was closing

-in North Wales...

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-..and we were asked

-to travel to play this game.

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-They even hired an aeroplane for me

-from Swansea Airport.

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-I didn't know

-Swansea had an airport.

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-There were only about 10 seats

-on the aeroplane.

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-Rowland was joking around

-pretending to be an air stewardess.

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-He kept on saying, "We're gonna

-crash, we're gonna crash."

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-You could feel the turbulence.

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-We played the game and I left

-the field after five minutes.

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-I watched the rest of the game.

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-At the end of the game, Arwel Thomas

-came up to me in the showers...

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-..and asked if I had a towel.

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-"Yeah, I've got this one

-but I've used it myself.

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-"Do you want it?" "Yeah, fine."

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-He went like that...

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-..said cheers

-and gave it back to me.

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-Before we chat to these two,

-here are highlights from Saturday.

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-Perfect start for Leigh Halfpenny.

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-Lovely pass from Sexton. Jacob

-Stockdale scores in the corner.

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-Gareth Davies. He needs no support.

-He's scored.

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-Bundee Aki.

-He's scored at the second attempt.

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-Dan Leavy. Ready to receive.

-Another try.

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-Out it goes to Aaron Shingler.

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-If someone deserves a try in the

-Six Nations, Shingler's that man.

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-A lovely pass to Steff Evans.

-Steff Evans keeps Welsh hopes alive.

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-Anscombe. Over the top.

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-Jacob Stockdale has intercepted it.

-Ireland get the final word.

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-I know you watched that game because

-you were coming on this programme.

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-Since you watched it, can you

-give me some analysis of the game?

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-It was a game of two halves.

-Everyone gave 100%.

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-Wales were a bit unlucky.

-They left things late.

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-They went for it towards the end.

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-There was a pass

-that didn't go to hand.

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-I was going to help you out

-but I just let you go.

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-It was a great game for the neutral

-but we're obviously not neutral.

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-The game of the weekend was Scotland

-v England. Did you watch that game?

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-No, no.

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-What was odd, after Wales

-had lost, I was quite depressed.

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-I was more depressed

-because the Swans had lost 4-1.

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-I was even more gutted about that.

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-And then I heard the result.

-That lifted my spirits somewhat.

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-Right, the news.

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-Many people have asked about the

-whereabouts of the English chariot.

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-Apparently, we have an exclusive

-photo showing its exact whereabouts.

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-That's Eddie Jones.

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-There's been a lot of talk

-about the Beast from the East.

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-No-one's mentioned

-the Pest from the West.

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-Or the Mouth from the South.

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-Big Mouth from the South.

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-After losing two successive games...

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-..Wales Women

-have recruited some new players.

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-Do you know who they are?

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-That's Alun Wyn Jones as a woman.

-He looks beautiful.

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-Then there's Sam Warburton.

-George North and Rhys Webb.

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-There they are.

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-There they are.

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-They're pretty girls, fair play.

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-I like this app so

-I've turned some of you into women.

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-Who's this?

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-That's Nigel Owens

-and Jonathan Davies.

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-What's that hair?

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-Those aren't my eyes.

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-What do you look like?

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-I've had a stroke there.

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-You shouldn't laugh.

-We have you here.

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-A lot better than me.

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-That's not Ieuan, no way.

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-I would!

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-I would!

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-I would too.

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-We should go transgender.

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-We have a better one than all those.

-Look at this.

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-Now then!

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-Ryland!

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-The moustache is right.

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-The moustache is right.

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-That was the news.

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-That's all for this part.

-See you after the break.

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-Welcome back. Joining us on the sofa

-are Alun Williams and Ieuan Rhys.

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-Before we have a chat with Alun,

-here's Ffrindiau.

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-He's young. He'll take

-all your jobs in a few years' time.

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-Ben Whitehouse.

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-Your twin.

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-Get off.

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-20 years older. Jiffy.

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-Your hair's the same colour.

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-Oh, right, the world's best referee.

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-Full of humour, lovely to talk to.

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-He's just a great guy.

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-Pass.

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-Wayne Barnes.

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-Wayne Barnes.

-

-I know!

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-If you could choose a boyfriend

-who played rugby...

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-..I think this player

-would be quite high on your list.

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-Dan Carter.

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-You get on well with this one.

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-We often hear him

-talking as the TMO.

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-Nigel, I think you need to go back

-and have a look at that.

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-Nigel! Nigel!

-Can you hear me? Nigel!

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-Derek Bevan.

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-You spend a lot of time with her.

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-She used to be blonde,

-now she's a brunette.

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-She's really good at her job.

-Eleri Sion.

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-No, Eleri Sion's still blonde.

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-Alex Jones.

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-Or you.

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-Yes. Come on.

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-This person won't be happy

-with this picture.

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-Average in his job,

-average in his pastimes.

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-He can be funny when he tries.

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-Jonathan.

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-Me.

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-You're the only one who likes him.

-He says nasty things about Wales.

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-No-one in Wales,

-Ireland or Scotland likes him.

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-Austin Healy.

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-Many people are good-looking

-as youngsters...

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-..or good-looking

-when they're older.

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-This one was ugly as a youngster

-and now he's older.

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-Jiffy!

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-If you hadn't married Simon...

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-..you would've married this man

-had he accepted you.

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-He's good-looking, charming.

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-He's very good at his work.

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-You!

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-Silver fox. He's one of the Kiwis

-who smiles the most.

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-He's been in Wales for a long time.

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-Warren Gatland.

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-Not the most good-looking.

-His nose is all over the place.

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-His ears look chewed.

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-My type? Simon.

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-He's so handsome.

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-Alun, believe it or not,

-you've been presenting for 20 years.

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-I couldn't believe it either.

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-How did you start?

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-I'd bummed around for years

-after leaving school.

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-I'd done loads of different jobs.

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-I'd worked in Ibiza, as an

-air steward, a driving instructor.

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-I did loads of jobs.

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-Mam decided I had to get a real job.

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-Presenting?!

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-There was an advert in the Wales on

-Sunday for Planed Plant presenters.

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-Sarra was already presenting it.

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-I tried for the job,

-I had a lot of auditions.

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-I kept on being asked back

-and then I got the job.

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-How did the audition go?

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-How did the audition go?

-

-Awful.

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-How did you get the job?

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-How did you get the job?

-

-I don't know! It was awful.

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-One of the things I had to do

-was use an earpiece.

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-When you use a earpiece for the

-first time, it's really difficult.

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-Listening to someone talking

-and presenting at the same time.

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-There were items on the table

-and the producer was talking to me.

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-"Pick up one of the items

-and talk about it for two minutes."

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-One of the things was an aeroplane.

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-I picked it up and talked

-about my time as an air steward.

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-9/11 had just happened.

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-I said, "One of the best things

-as an air steward is the training.

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-"If you had a crash

-in an aeroplane"...

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-In my ear, "Change subject,

-think about recent events."

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-It took me 10 seconds

-to realise what had happened.

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-"Oh, yeah, 9/11."

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-I said, "If you had a crash,

-but you won't, if you did...

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-"..what would be good

-is going down the slide."

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-I just heard "Cut, cut, cut,

-we'll do something else."

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-I remember thinking,

-"I've blown it." But I got the job.

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-You had to work with this one.

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-With this one, yes.

-When I started, yes.

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-It was me, you and Rhydian.

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-What's she like to work with?

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-She was a wind-up merchant.

-She'd play tricks on me.

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-I was quite naive, I think.

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-We all shared a room, an office.

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-I'd leave the room

-to go to the toilet.

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-In the meantime, Sarra would grab

-a load of Sellotape.

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-Everyone had a phone on their desk.

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-Sarra would Sellotape

-the phone receiver.

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-When I came back, she'd go to her

-desk and phone my extension number.

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-I'd pick the whole phone, "Hello!"

-Everyone would just laugh.

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-You're also fussy about food.

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-I am fussy, yes. I don't eat

-anything red, white or yellow.

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-Colour?

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-So you wouldn't eat tomatoes.

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-The devil's food. Never tomatoes.

-Green - peas.

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-Broccoli.

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-Broccoli.

-

-I'll eat broccoli as an exception.

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-If it's colour, not flavour,

-eat it in the dark.

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-Good point, good point.

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-That's a good idea.

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-Do you have a problem with colours?

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-Do you have a problem with colours?

-

-I have no problem eating!

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-Listen, if you don't like eating

-red, green or yellow food...

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-..how did you end up

-presenting a cookery programme?

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-Stwffio. Because of that reason.

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-Anthony, the chef, your friend.

-He would eat anything.

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-He had no problem at all with food.

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-They were looking for a sidekick and

-someone knew I was fussy with food.

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-They paired us up and we visited

-countries around the world...

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-..and ate the most bizarre foods

-you could ever eat.

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-Some of the food was disgusting.

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-What was the worst thing you ate?

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-What was the worst thing you ate?

-

-I'm not sure you can say the word.

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-Donkey cock.

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-A donkey's cock?

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-Donkey kong.

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-What did it taste like?

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-What did it taste like?

-

-Chicken.

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-Was it a mouthful?

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-Was it a mouthful?

-

-Nige!

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-Just a question -

-what colour was it?

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-Brown.

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-Where had it been?

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-What they do is slice it.

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-Obviously it's dead.

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-Obviously it's dead.

-

-My eyes are watering.

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-They slice it.

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-They slice it.

-

-Sauteed?

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-And then you eat it in a soup.

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-It was a kids programme and you'd

-say, "We're eating donkey cock."

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-Since it was a children's programme,

-we could say penis three times.

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-Anthony said,

-"Put this in your mouth."

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-"What's this?" "A donkey's penis."

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-"What?" "Penis."

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-"Penis?" "Yes, penis..." Cut!

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-You've not only eaten

-foreign food on TV...

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-..you've also interviewed

-some great film and TV stars...

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-..and you've done a lot

-of red carpet work.

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-My favourite was Dame Helen Mirren.

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-She was quite sexy too. Really nice.

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-The worst person was Bruce Willis.

-Horrible. Really horrible.

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-Just a bad mood.

-He didn't want to be there.

0:20:340:20:37

-We asked questions about Anthony

-Hopkins and Catherine Zeta Jones...

0:20:370:20:42

-..who were in the same film.

0:20:420:20:44

-He had to answer nicely.

-He couldn't be nasty.

0:20:440:20:47

-With other people, he was horrible.

0:20:470:20:50

-Has anything gone wrong

-while presenting?

0:20:500:20:53

-Plenty of things.

0:20:530:20:55

-Here's a clip. Let's look at this.

0:20:550:20:58

-Then you expect

-to take some flak, yeah.

0:20:590:21:01

-I wouldn't be surprised if

-there weren't some flying around.

0:21:010:21:05

-Does that put us on a downer

-for civil rights?

0:21:060:21:08

-For whom? Who does he play for?

0:21:090:21:11

-I've heard of Cyril Wright.

0:21:130:21:15

-Cyril Wright it was supposed to be.

0:21:150:21:17

-Civil rights, bloody hell.

0:21:190:21:21

-I've never seen that bit.

0:21:220:21:25

-You asked about civil rights?

0:21:250:21:27

-Yes, I was... yes.

0:21:270:21:29

-They were feeding me questions

-in my earpiece.

0:21:290:21:32

-The questions were, "John,

-what went wrong?" He answered.

0:21:320:21:36

-In my ear, "Ask him about civil

-rights and hand back to studio."

0:21:360:21:41

-I asked that question, "That sets

-us up nicely for civil rights."

0:21:410:21:46

-I was supposed to say, "That sets

-us up nicely for Sunday night."

0:21:460:21:51

-You're a townie.

-You come from Rhyl, you're a townie.

0:21:540:21:59

-What were you doing

-on Fferm Ffactor Selebs?

0:21:590:22:03

-Yeah.

0:22:030:22:04

-Yeah.

-

-It's just been on.

0:22:040:22:05

-Cash is king, as they say.

0:22:050:22:08

-It was an eye-opener. I'd never

-touched a pig before that.

0:22:100:22:15

-But you'd eaten a donkey's cock.

0:22:150:22:17

-Strange world!

-But I really enjoyed it.

0:22:190:22:23

-You're not a big fan of animals.

0:22:230:22:26

-Not really, no. No.

0:22:270:22:29

-You have a phobia of bats.

0:22:290:22:32

-You have a phobia of bats.

-

-Yeah, yes, I have.

0:22:320:22:34

-Not like a cricket or tennis bat.

0:22:340:22:36

-No, the flying kind.

0:22:360:22:39

-When I was a boy,

-one flew through the window.

0:22:390:22:42

-I could see you looking away.

0:22:420:22:45

-I've missed you, Al!

0:22:500:22:52

-Nothing's coming in, is there?

0:22:530:22:55

-No, no.

0:22:560:22:56

-No, no.

-

-I'll freak.

0:22:560:22:58

-Right then, a minute to go.

0:22:580:23:00

-Time to Hit The Bar.

0:23:000:23:02

-I'm scared of asking who's

-on the bar but I think we can guess.

0:23:230:23:27

-No, Jiff, on the bar this week

-is the world's best referee.

0:23:270:23:33

-Wayne Barnes.

0:23:350:23:36

-Nick the... Nick Knowles.

0:23:390:23:41

-Right, Aaron.

-Where do you come from, Aaron?

0:23:410:23:44

-Bargoed.

0:23:440:23:45

-Bargoed.

-

-Out you come to hold the balls.

0:23:450:23:47

-Alun.

0:23:500:23:51

-Alun.

-

-Footballer - got his trainers on.

0:23:510:23:55

-He's ready for it.

-I think he'll do well.

0:23:550:23:58

-Right, between the posts,

-five points.

0:23:580:24:01

-If you hit Nick Knowles, ten points.

0:24:010:24:03

-If you hit him

-with this golden ball...

0:24:030:24:06

-..we double your score.

0:24:100:24:11

-Your 20 seconds start now.

0:24:120:24:15

-Faster than that.

0:24:180:24:20

-Go on, go on, keep going.

0:24:370:24:39

-Three, two.

0:24:400:24:42

-Well done, Al.

0:24:480:24:49

-What was Alun's score?

0:24:540:24:55

-Well done.

-Alun Williams, you scored 80.

0:24:560:24:58

-Well done, well done.

0:25:060:25:07

-Adrian Hadley scored a try

-for Wales against England in 1988.

0:25:080:25:13

-Which Welshman

-won his first cap that day?

0:25:130:25:16

-Here's a clue, he's been on this

-programme. See you after the break.

0:25:170:25:21

-.

0:25:230:25:23

-Subtitles

0:25:290:25:29

-Subtitles

-

-Subtitles

0:25:290:25:31

-Welcome back.

-Let's answer that question.

0:25:380:25:40

-Adrian Hadley scored a try

-for Wales against England in 1988.

0:25:410:25:45

-Jiffy played in that game. Which

-Welshman won his first cap that day?

0:25:450:25:50

-He's been on this programme

-many times.

0:25:500:25:53

-John Devereux.

0:25:530:25:54

-John Devereux.

-

-Rowli?

0:25:540:25:55

-Rowland Phillips.

0:25:550:25:57

-What was he like for his first cap?

0:26:010:26:03

-What was he like for his first cap?

-

-He was quiet.

0:26:030:26:04

-We called him Herman Munster.

-He looked like Herman Munster.

0:26:040:26:09

-Ieuan, you've been

-in the business for 35 years.

0:26:100:26:14

-Yes, 35 years since I started.

0:26:140:26:16

-Did you always want to be an actor?

0:26:170:26:19

-Did you always want to be an actor?

-

-I'd always wanted to be an actor.

0:26:190:26:22

-I was in Form 3 and one of Dad's

-friends gave me a lift to school.

0:26:220:26:26

-He asked, "What do you want

-to do when you leave school?"

0:26:260:26:30

-I said either an actor

-or a policeman.

0:26:310:26:34

-I've played so many policemen

-over the years.

0:26:350:26:38

-The best thing that happened to me

-was failing my A Levels.

0:26:380:26:41

-I never told my children.

-They know now.

0:26:420:26:44

-They know tonight.

0:26:440:26:45

-They know tonight.

-

-I was a swog in Llangrannog.

0:26:450:26:48

-I was at the summer camp...

0:26:480:26:51

-..at the side of a mountain

-with some children.

0:26:510:26:56

-In the morning, John Japheth

-came up to me and said...

0:26:560:26:59

-.."Ieu,

-your headmaster's on the phone."

0:27:000:27:02

-I thought, "Oh, God."

-I ran back to the camp.

0:27:030:27:05

-"Ieu, I don't want to talk about the

-results. What do you want to do?"

0:27:060:27:10

-I wanted to go to drama school,

-that's all I wanted to do.

0:27:110:27:14

-"Leave it with me " he said.

0:27:140:27:16

-He got me an interview at the

-Welsh College of Music and Drama.

0:27:160:27:20

-In I went. It's odd, really.

0:27:210:27:23

-When I went for my first job

-with Pobol y Cwm...

0:27:230:27:26

-..I'd left the college

-and I got some work as an extra...

0:27:270:27:34

-..on a series called Coleg.

0:27:350:27:37

-In one day, I earned 42.50.

0:27:380:27:42

-I thought I was the richest person

-in Cardiff.

0:27:420:27:45

-I wrote to the producer

-of Pobol y Cwm...

0:27:460:27:48

-..and asked for work on Pobol y Cwm

-because it would come in handy.

0:27:490:27:53

-They invited me up for an audition.

-I thought this was serious.

0:27:530:27:57

-They were giving extras auditions.

0:27:580:28:00

-I went up and they offered me

-a part for two episodes only.

0:28:010:28:07

-As a policeman.

0:28:070:28:08

-As a policeman.

-

-As PC James.

0:28:080:28:10

-Those two episodes lasted 13 years.

0:28:100:28:14

-We have a clip

-of one of your first ever scenes.

0:28:160:28:20

-Sorry, sir, but yellow lines

-are yellow lines.

0:28:210:28:24

-If you can't display a disabled

-sticker, I'll have to book you.

0:28:240:28:28

-What a horrible man

0:28:290:28:31

-What a horrible man

-

-English, see!

0:28:310:28:32

-Harri Parri and Jacob Elis.

0:28:370:28:40

-What was it like working

-with them and Harriet, Magi Post?

0:28:400:28:44

-Harriet was lovely. My dressing

-room was next-door to hers.

0:28:450:28:50

-She beckoned me over

-with her finger.

0:28:500:28:52

-The door opened. "Ieuan, come here."

0:28:530:28:56

-"OK, Harriet."

-I went in and we were alone.

0:28:570:29:01

-She said, "Sit there now.

-I have a question to ask you."

0:29:010:29:06

-"Oh, right. What?"

0:29:060:29:08

-"Tell me,

-how much does Huw Ceredig earn?"

0:29:080:29:11

-Did you know?

0:29:140:29:15

-Did you know?

-

-No. No-one knew.

0:29:150:29:17

-They gave you some

-very interesting storylines.

0:29:180:29:21

-There were many storylines

-over the years.

0:29:210:29:25

-Sergeant James had a brain

-haemorrhage and a heart attack.

0:29:250:29:30

-I remember once, he used to have

-blackouts all the time.

0:29:310:29:36

-As it happened,

-I lived next-door to a doctor.

0:29:360:29:41

-I thought, for the first time

-during my time on Pobol y Cwm...

0:29:410:29:46

-..I could so some research work.

0:29:460:29:48

-We went over for a meal.

0:29:480:29:50

-I explained to him

-that I was having these blackouts.

0:29:500:29:55

-The doctor said,

-I know what that is.

0:29:550:29:59

-With that, more often that not,

-a sound comes from the throat...

0:29:590:30:05

-..before you get the blackout.

0:30:060:30:08

-I thought this was fantastic.

0:30:090:30:11

-I went back to Pobol y Cwm

-afterwards and told the director.

0:30:120:30:17

-I told him I'd done some research...

0:30:170:30:20

-..and what I needed to do

-before the blackout...

0:30:200:30:24

-..I'd make a sound in my throat...

0:30:240:30:26

-..and that would let people know

-that I'm having a blackout.

0:30:260:30:31

-The director said,

-"For fuck's sake, Ieu, just faint."

0:30:310:30:35

-Pobol y Cwm back then was huge.

-Were you recognised a lot?

0:30:390:30:44

-I couldn't buy boxers

-in Marks and Spencer's...

0:30:450:30:48

-..without hearing a voice behind me,

-"Blue ones, is it, Sergeant?"

0:30:480:30:52

-It happened across the world.

-I was on holiday.

0:30:530:30:56

-I remember being in India once,

-I was on my holiday.

0:30:560:31:01

-I was in a tourist shop.

0:31:010:31:03

-I heard a voice. "Didn't expect to

-see someone from Cwmderi in India."

0:31:030:31:09

-I remember being in Gwaun-Cae-Gurwen

-playing football.

0:31:130:31:16

-This old fella came up to me

-and prodded me like this.

0:31:170:31:21

-"Hey," he said, "Hey, you're

-the bobby on Pobol y Cwm."

0:31:210:31:25

-"Damn, you're fat!"

0:31:250:31:28

-I politely answered,

-"Thank you very much."

0:31:300:31:33

-I still get it. It's ridiculous.

0:31:330:31:36

-About three, four years ago,

-I was on a Welsh tour of a drama.

0:31:360:31:40

-I was in Cardigan.

0:31:410:31:43

-Three of us actors

-went to the pub for a drink.

0:31:430:31:46

-I could see this bloke

-sitting at the bar.

0:31:460:31:49

-He kept looking at me

-but didn't say a thing.

0:31:490:31:52

-I kept on drinking and as I was

-leaving the pub, I said goodnight.

0:31:520:31:57

-"You've put weight on."

-I thought, "Here we go again."

0:31:570:32:01

-"Yes, I live the high life,

-I enjoy life."

0:32:020:32:05

-He turned on me.

0:32:060:32:07

-"It's not right that a copper

-carries so much weight."

0:32:070:32:11

-My friend turned to me,

-"What did he say now?"

0:32:130:32:16

-"He still thinks I'm a policeman."

0:32:160:32:18

-You had a chance to act

-with Hugh Grant.

0:32:190:32:22

-An Englishman Who Went Up A Hill

-But Came Down A Mountain.

0:32:230:32:27

-I enjoyed that,

-it was one of my favourite jobs.

0:32:270:32:30

-It was a feature film.

0:32:300:32:33

-He asked you for advice.

0:32:340:32:36

-We filmed the interior scenes

-in Pinewood, just outside London.

0:32:360:32:42

-The exterior shots were done

-in Llanrhaeadr-ym-Mochnant, Powys.

0:32:420:32:48

-A lot of Welsh speakers

-live in Llanrhaeadr-ym-Mochnant

0:32:480:32:54

-Embarrassingly, they all knew

-who Sergeant James was...

0:32:540:32:58

-..but no-one knew

-who Hugh Grant was.

0:32:580:33:01

-Someone said,

-"I don't know who Hugh Grant is...

0:33:010:33:04

-"..and I've never seen his film,

-Three Funerals and a Barbecue."

0:33:050:33:09

-This happened all the time.

0:33:110:33:14

-We were on top of the hill

-filming one night.

0:33:140:33:17

-Hugh said,

-"Ieuan, can I have a word?"

0:33:170:33:20

-"Sorry?" "Can I have a word?"

0:33:200:33:23

-I thought, "I've upset the star

-of the film, what have I done?"

0:33:230:33:28

-He turned to me and said...

0:33:290:33:31

-.."Tell me, Ieuan,

-how do I get into Pobol y Cwm?"

0:33:320:33:35

-I said, "That would be brilliant."

0:33:380:33:40

-"I'll do it as long as I can

-play Sergeant James' gay lover."

0:33:410:33:44

-Actors are constantly

-looking for work.

0:33:470:33:49

-You've filmed some commercials.

0:33:500:33:53

-I've done a few,

-one more notable than the others.

0:33:530:33:57

-I had to eat the Pot Noodle.

-There it is.

0:33:580:34:00

-I had to pretend I liked it.

0:34:010:34:02

-The company

-had put a bucket at my feet.

0:34:030:34:05

-"Don't swallow it,

-just spit it out."

0:34:050:34:08

-It was disgusting!

0:34:080:34:10

-I love Pot Noodle.

0:34:100:34:12

-The brown one.

0:34:120:34:14

-Pick the red bits out.

0:34:160:34:19

-You're currently in Gwaith Cartref.

-Describe your character.

0:34:220:34:27

-Eurig Bell in Gwaith Cartref.

-Thankfully, he's nothing like me.

0:34:280:34:32

-Eurig Bell isn't a nice man.

0:34:330:34:34

-He's a very old-fashioned teacher.

-He's there to teach the children.

0:34:340:34:39

-He just wants to teach

-and get out of there.

0:34:390:34:43

-He's old-fashioned and his views

-aren't very nice either.

0:34:430:34:48

-It's a good character to play.

0:34:490:34:51

-It's great playing the baddie.

0:34:510:34:54

-I get the scripts, I read the lines.

0:34:540:34:56

-"Oh, my God!"

0:34:560:34:58

-I work with these every week

-but you worked with them on a panto.

0:34:590:35:03

-Yes, yes.

0:35:040:35:05

-Shane Williams' Panto.

0:35:060:35:07

-Shane Williams' Panto.

-

-Here you are in the panto.

0:35:070:35:10

-You do a lot of pantos.

0:35:100:35:11

-You do a lot of pantos.

-

-I've done about 16.

0:35:110:35:13

-That was lovely.

0:35:130:35:16

-Shane hadn't been on stage

-since he was a young boy.

0:35:160:35:21

-He fell off the stage

-performing Oliver.

0:35:210:35:24

-Working with Shane, Hooky

-and these two, of course.

0:35:250:35:29

-You see Hooky there,

-he really enjoyed it.

0:35:300:35:33

-On the night I made an ad-lib

-because he was fidgeting.

0:35:330:35:37

-"Stop fidgeting. For 20 more,

-we could have had Gavin Henson.

0:35:380:35:43

-Shane laughed so much,

-he was crying.

0:35:450:35:47

-As we walked off, Hooky said,

-"Changed the script, have you?"

0:35:470:35:52

-You did well.

-Right then, a minute to go.

0:35:540:35:57

-Time to Hit The Bar.

0:35:580:35:59

-OK, boy? How are you?

0:36:190:36:21

-Three, two, one.

0:36:220:36:23

-Come on, Ieu.

0:36:270:36:29

-Between the posts if you can.

0:36:420:36:44

-This is much better. Three, two.

0:36:480:36:52

-Thank you.

0:36:570:36:58

-You mentioned Hook.

-You hooked most of them.

0:37:010:37:04

-What was Ieuan Rhys' score, Sarra?

0:37:040:37:07

-Ieuan Rhys, you did well.

-You scored 65.

0:37:080:37:12

-Better than Brynmor!

0:37:160:37:18

-Better than Brynmor!

-

-Better than a Lion.

0:37:180:37:20

-That's it for this part.

0:37:200:37:22

-It's time for you to guess

-who our former player is.

0:37:220:37:27

-See you after the break.

0:37:280:37:29

-Our former player

-is known as quite a character.

0:37:330:37:37

-His career started in 1999

-and finished in 2016.

0:37:380:37:42

-He then started coaching Brecon.

0:37:420:37:46

-Our former player

-is known for his leg-pulling.

0:37:510:37:55

-He needed it after playing

-for 11 clubs in a colourful career.

0:37:560:38:00

-He spent a short while

-playing rugby league with Wigan.

0:38:000:38:04

-Our former player

-played for Wales 23 times.

0:38:080:38:11

-He has the dubious honour of being

-the only player to be arrested...

0:38:120:38:19

-..for driving a golf buggy.

0:38:190:38:21

-Keep going, lads, keep going.

0:38:230:38:25

-We'll reveal all after the break.

0:38:260:38:28

-.

0:38:370:38:37

-Subtitles

0:38:430:38:43

-Subtitles

-

-Subtitles

0:38:430:38:45

-Welcome back.

0:38:510:38:52

-Before the break, Sarra asked you

-to identify a former player.

0:38:520:38:56

-Let's reveal the answer.

0:38:560:38:58

-Hey, guys, Andy Powell here.

-Hope you're well.

0:39:000:39:03

-On that note,

-it's time to play Nigel's Tricks.

0:39:090:39:13

-Welcome to Nigel's Tricks.

0:39:220:39:23

-This is a chance for

-an audience member to win a prize.

0:39:230:39:27

-Look under your chairs

-for a golden whistle.

0:39:270:39:33

-Stand up when you find it.

0:39:340:39:36

-What's your name?

0:39:470:39:47

-What's your name?

-

-Jac Rogers from Pontardawe.

0:39:470:39:49

-Is Paradise Night Club still going?

0:39:500:39:53

-Yes, it is.

0:39:540:39:55

-What's it called now?

0:39:550:39:57

-What's it called now?

-

-Mama's Paradise.

0:39:570:39:58

-Grab-a-granny.

0:40:020:40:05

-You can win this Grogg of a referee.

0:40:080:40:10

-Win or lose you can have the mug.

0:40:110:40:14

-This is the booby prize.

0:40:140:40:16

-It's a game of charades

-based around the Oscars ceremony.

0:40:170:40:23

-These two will try to act

-the name of a film, song or actor.

0:40:240:40:27

-You try to guess it.

0:40:290:40:31

-You need ten in a minute.

0:40:320:40:34

-Here's the first one.

0:40:340:40:38

-Titanic.

0:40:400:40:41

-Psycho.

0:40:430:40:45

-ET.

0:40:490:40:52

-I need your chair.

0:40:530:40:57

-You do it.

0:40:580:40:59

-Basic Instinct.

0:41:000:41:02

-Dirty Dancing.

-I saved you there, Jiffy!

0:41:060:41:09

-Hairspray!

0:41:100:41:11

-Hairspray!

-

-Full Monty.

0:41:110:41:13

-Star Wars.

0:41:140:41:17

-Bond.

0:41:210:41:23

-We're really good at this!

0:41:230:41:24

-We're really good at this!

-

-We are.

0:41:240:41:26

-Do you know what I'm doing?

0:41:280:41:30

-Ghost.

0:41:340:41:35

-Have you seen these films?

0:41:380:41:40

-Have you seen these films?

-

-Lion King.

0:41:400:41:41

-I'd have got that one.

0:41:420:41:44

-He's on his own for this one.

0:41:450:41:47

-Rocky.

0:41:480:41:50

-Yeah, Jiff.

0:41:550:41:56

-You got ten.

-One from Jac, nine from the guests.

0:41:590:42:02

-Congratulations, you win.

0:42:040:42:07

-We're back to Pro14

-action this weekend.

0:42:120:42:15

-Let's see if

-the Treviso boys know their enemy.

0:42:150:42:18

-I'm Tampin'.

0:42:240:42:25

-I'm Tampin'.

-

-Shitting myself. Am I right?

0:42:250:42:27

-I heard a Welsh girl say that

-and she wasn't happy.

0:42:290:42:33

-Hippopotamus?

0:42:420:42:44

-The S, the M and the W together?

-That's crazy.

0:42:480:42:51

-Is that what I said?

0:43:010:43:03

-Shall we go for a beer?

-Alright or what?

0:43:030:43:07

-I was going to go

-bonking but it's not.

0:43:100:43:13

-It's Chinese!

0:43:240:43:25

-Like a dog with two willies.

0:43:260:43:29

-Like a dog with two willies.

-

-What?

0:43:290:43:30

-Shellfish?

0:43:350:43:37

-What would you be doing?

0:43:370:43:39

-A sheriff or something.

0:43:400:43:41

-Stacking shelves?

0:43:420:43:45

-You do it with a lady.

0:43:460:43:48

-Drink?

0:43:480:43:49

-What is it?

0:43:500:43:51

-What is it?

-

-Having sex.

0:43:510:43:52

-I should have stuck with bonking.

0:43:530:43:55

-Jesus!

0:43:570:43:58

-Perfect. What is it?

0:44:080:44:10

-Small willy.

0:44:110:44:13

-It that an expression or a language?

0:44:170:44:20

-It's an animal.

0:44:200:44:22

-It's an animal.

-

-An animal.

0:44:220:44:23

-A pig?

0:44:240:44:26

-What is it?

0:44:270:44:28

-From sex to a butterfly.

-There's no consistency in this.

0:44:290:44:35

-Ieuan, what are you up to next?

0:44:410:44:43

-If the weather allows it,

-I'll be in Rhyl over the weekend.

0:44:430:44:48

-Good luck!

0:44:480:44:49

-That's a YFC pantomime and then

-a nice job coming up in April.

0:44:490:44:54

-It's at Theatr Brycheiniog

-on 14 April.

0:44:550:44:57

-Me and Martin Kemp.

0:44:580:44:59

-He's touring with

-An Evening With Martin Kemp.

0:44:590:45:03

-Theatr Brycheiniog

-asked me to interview him.

0:45:030:45:06

-Excellent.

0:45:070:45:08

-We'll be sitting in two chairs

-opposite one another. I can't wait.

0:45:080:45:12

-You know who Martin Kemp is, Nige?

0:45:130:45:14

-You know who Martin Kemp is, Nige?

-

-He played football for Arsenal.

0:45:140:45:16

-Alun, what about you?

0:45:180:45:20

-Next for me is Yeovil Town versus

-Newport - Clash of the Titans!

0:45:200:45:25

-I have some work on Heno and

-I'm off to Australia for two weeks.

0:45:260:45:32

-Work or play?

0:45:330:45:34

-A bit of both. The Commonwealth

-Games take place on the Gold Coast.

0:45:340:45:39

-The Six Nations takes a break

-this weekend for the Pro14.

0:45:400:45:45

-Scarlets or Ospreys for you?

0:45:450:45:48

-The Ospreys.

0:45:480:45:51

-The Scarlets are like Man Utd.

-They think they know it all.

0:45:510:45:54

-Gwyn Elfyn will love that!

0:45:580:45:59

-My Facebook will be full!

0:46:000:46:01

-They have just one eye there!

0:46:020:46:05

-Last week, Wales lost but Scarlets

-fans were just delighted...

0:46:060:46:10

-..that one of theirs

-played for Scotland.

0:46:100:46:13

-Alun, who do you support?

0:46:130:46:15

-Rhyl play rugby in Division 5 East,

-I think.

0:46:150:46:19

-North, yes, North East!

0:46:200:46:24

-I don't have a team, to be honest.

0:46:260:46:28

-Sarra, do you have a weekend off?

0:46:280:46:31

-No, I'm working up in Worcester

-on Sunday.

0:46:310:46:35

-I've got a weekend off.

0:46:360:46:37

-I'm reffing Scarlets versus Leinster

-tomorrow at Parc y Scarlets.

0:46:380:46:42

-It's a big game.

0:46:430:46:44

-A top-of-the-table clash.

0:46:450:46:47

-Still working after last weekend?

0:46:470:46:49

-That's all... shut up!

0:46:510:46:52

-Thanks to our guests,

-Alun Williams and Ieuan Rhys.

0:46:520:46:56

-A weekend to recharge the batteries

-before the match against Italy.

0:47:020:47:06

-We'll see you next week. Goodnight.

0:47:060:47:08

-S4C Subtitles by Adnod Cyf.

0:47:410:47:43

Ymunwch â Jonathan, Sarra a Nigel ar drothwy penwythnos prysur o rygbi'r PRO14. Join Jonathan, Sarra and Nigel on the eve of a busy weekend of PRO14 rugby. With Alun Williams and Ieuan Rhys.