Rhaglen Fri, 23 Feb 2018 21:45 Jonathan

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-Welcome to the show.

-The Six Nations is back.

-Thank heavens,

-we all survived the earthquake!

-Here in the studio is the woman

-who makes the earth move every week.

-It's Sarra Elgan.

-As usual, he wants to make

-an entrance every week.

-I don't know what

-he's come as this week.

-Where are you, Nigel?

-What are you this week?

-I thought I'd bring the programme

-some Irish luck.

-A bit of the Irish luck and charm.

-Do you want to kiss my stone?

-No...

-The Blarney Stone, I mean!

-It's coal not the Blarney Stone.

-What have you done with it?

-What have you done with it?

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-Do you want to kiss my stones?

-I definitely

-don't want to kiss your stones.

-Sit down.

-Aren't you embarrassed to

-dance in fancy dress every week?

-I'm a natural dancer.

-I'm a natural dancer.

-

-I wouldn't say that.

-That was river-pants not Riverdance.

-He's been on the front

-of a magazine, have you seen it?

-Nigel's on the cover

-of a French magazine.

-Here's the magazine.

-It's an exclusive, the headline

-is world's third best referee.

-Best headline of the year!

-That's an old photo.

-So is the caption.

-You're fourth best now!

-There we are,

-here's who we have on tonight.

-There goes the drop goal

-from Nicky Robinson. he gets it!

-Nicky Robinson!

-Towards who do you have to be sexy?

-It's a great try for the fly half

-under the posts.

-Wales' backs interplay was great.

-Robinson. Robinson is clean through.

-Nicky Robinson for the corner.

-Please welcome the singer,

-Elin Manahan Thomas...

-..and former rugby player

-Nicky Robinson.

-Didn't you get the dress code,

-Nicky? Dress smart.

-Smart casual. I saw Jiffy in a

-terrible T-shirt a few weeks ago.

-It's fine.

-It's fine.

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-Welcome to the programme.

-You've got a gift, don't you?

-You've got a gift, don't you?

-

-I've got them.

-Nigel prepared

-these T-shirts for you.

-Thank you.

-Thank you.

-

-Show them to everyone.

-Have you seen them?

-Something to remember last Saturday.

-Oh my gosh.

-I'm glad we're all alright.

-Did you feel the earthquake?

-No, I was too far away.

-Mam and Dad did apparently.

-Mam and Dad did apparently.

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-Did they?

-Where are your parents?

-Where are your parents?

-

-On the Gower.

-Where were you, Jiff?

-I was in the house in the Mumbles.

-Which room?

-Which room?

-

-I was in bed watching TV.

-At 2.30 in the afternoon?

-At 2.30 in the afternoon?

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-Yes! I had a weekend off.

-I was catching up with stuff.

-Elin you're from Swansea.

-You follow the Scarlets.

-You follow the Scarlets.

-

-Yes, I'm a Scarlet, sorry.

-Dad's from the valleys

-but his family are from Llanelli.

-We went there.

-I've always been a Scarlet.

-We don't need to ask you,

-you're Blues through and through.

-Yes, I can't speak to Rhys Patchell.

-A Glantaf boy went to the Blues

-and moved to the Scarlets!

-The game's changed, I would never

-have thought to go down there.

-Especially in the days of

-Cardiff and Llanelli, no chance.

-Here are some highlights

-from the 6 Nations so far.

-The stage has been set.

-An interception from Gareth Davies!

-That's great from Gareth Davies.

-Halfpenny, they have to score!

-Leigh Halfpenny scores!

-Steff Evans!

-Wales 34-7 Scotland.

-Jonny May chases the kick.

-The cross kick towards Steff Evans.

-We want to know a try yes or no?

-I think that's a try.

-It's incredibly close.

-An outstanding tackle.

-Nicky,

-you commentated on both games.

-What do you think

-of the championship so far?

-They were unlucky against England.

-If we got a try in that second half,

-we'd have won the game.

-England had nothing.

-The team was picked,

-Patchell's been left out.

-They've brought Biggar back

-and Anscombe's on the bench.

-What do you make of that decision?

-What do you make of that decision?

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-I agree.

-I would have brought Biggar in.

-He's one of the best in the world.

-I feel sad for Patchell.

-He was exceptional against Scotland.

-He didn't make a mistake

-and ran the game beautifully.

-He wasn't bad against England.

-He was under pressure

-at Twickenham in the rain.

-He missed one hard kick

-at the start.

-Other than that, he was fine.

-At the moment,

-Biggar is a little better.

-Where are you watching the game,

-Elin?

-Back in the day in the pub.

-I've got kids now, so home!

-I've lived in England

-for some twenty years now.

-Whenever the game is on...

-..you know about it

-because the stick comes with it.

-When we lost on a TMO decision,

-I knew it was coming.

-I took the kids to school on Monday

-and people asked what I thought.

-"What do you think I thought?!"

-"What do you think I thought?!"

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-Have you ever sung the anthem?

-No, but I have sung

-plenty of other anthems.

-The hardest anthem to sing

-in the world is the American one.

-I had to sing it

-outside the American Embassy...

-..for the tenth anniversary of 9/11

-in Grosvenor Square.

-The Ambassador was there and the PM.

-It was a big thing.

-I had to write the words on my hand

-so I could check as I sang.

-# Oh, say can you see #

-It was so embarrassing.

-Did it work?

-At the end, it's "land of the free,

-home of the brave."

-I was like this "Land of the..."

-It's a 50-50, isn't it?

-Let's go for free.

-How far did the notes go?

-Sarra, what's in the news this week?

-The big news this week

-was the earthquake.

-It caused damage across South Wales.

-If you're sensitive,

-turn away before this photograph.

-One of the Russian curling team...

-..denies taking drugs

-at the Winter Olympics.

-We think he had a hard time

-proving his innocence.

-That's the news.

-Thanks, Sarra.

-That's it for this part.

-Lisa Angharad has been to Dublin

-to learn more about the Irish.

-Ireland, the Emerald Isle.

-This country is famous

-for a lot of things.

-I've followed my nose to Dublin.

-I'm here to find out more

-about our Celtic neighbours.

-Dublin's unofficial anthem

-is about this girl, Molly Malone.

-According to the story, she walked

-along the streets selling sea food.

-She'd sing...

-# Cockles and Mussels,

-alive, alive, oh! #

-I'm a fan of muscles, but I don't

-want a mouthful of cock-les.

-Could you please give me one word

-to describe the Welsh?

-Passionate.

-Nice.

-And said so unpassionately, as well.

-Funny language.

-Funny language.

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-Funny language!

-Do you have a word

-to describe the Welsh?

-No.

-No.

-

-Why look over and smile then? Prick!

-Horny?

-Horny?

-

-Horny, yes!

-Sheep shaggers.

-Horny and sheep shaggers,

-we're doing well.

-While I'm here, I'm going to eat

-like a local, drink like a local...

-..and I'm going to shit

-like a local.

-Maybe, I need to learn

-to dance like a local.

-How hard could it be?

-Shit.

-Hi, girls.

-Well, great.

-I know, I feel it.

-It's thanks to Nige.

-Today, we're going to teach you a

-one, two, three. It's super easy.

-I'm sure you'll be fine.

-I'm sure you'll be fine.

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-OK, great.

-We're going to take three steps.

-We're going to go right foot,

-left foot, right foot.

-Right and left, right, left.

-Excellent job, well done.

-OK, Lisa, that's one technique

-we've shown you.

-It's your turn

-to take to the floor.

-Thank you very much.

-This is easy, guys.

-It's really easy.

-It's just stomping around.

-One lesson and I've got it.

-Hi, Mam, next Christmas,

-can I have some tap shoes?

-It's just lucky really that

-we're the same size of clothing.

-You carry on.

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-Welcome back.

-Elin Manahan Thomas and Nicky

-Robinson are on the sofa tonight.

-Before we chat with Nicky, Sarra's

-been to speak to Brian O'Driscoll...

-..to see if he knows the enemy.

-A little Welsh quiz for you, Brian.

-Apart from St David,

-which other Patron Saint was Welsh?

-One of yours.

-One of ours?

-Is Paddy?

-St Patrick was Welsh. It says here.

-St Patrick was Welsh. It says here.

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-Really?

-Did he banish the snakes

-from Wales as well?

-Nonsense!

-Which mountain

-is named after a Welshman?

-Mount Thomas after Gareth.

-That's a good guess.

-Mount Everest apparently.

-Mount Everest apparently.

-

-Really?

-Sir George Everest.

-I'm learning, you're learning here.

-How many vowels are there

-in the Welsh language?

-Judging on the conversations

-we've had, none!

-There are actually some.

-There are actually some.

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-Three?

-Seven.

-You would have thought

-much less than the real alphabet.

-I'm not going to go on with this.

-We started there

-and we've gone there.

-I just thought I'd take the piss to

-get away from my lack of knowledge.

-It worked, well done.

-That was a good effort, again.

-Not quite top of the class

-but well done.

-Thank you, well done.

-Nicky, you've played

-and commentated on rugby.

-But you liked football more.

-When I was younger, my brother and

-I played for the Beavers and Cubs.

-We didn't play for a rugby club.

-We didn't play rugby

-until we went to Glantaf.

-Did you play for a club

-while you were at Glantaf?

-Just for Glantaf.

-There was quality rugby at Glantaf.

-We played every week.

-I refereed Glantaf against

-Maes Yr Yrfa in a cup semi final...

-..at Gwendraeth School.

-..at Gwendraeth School.

-

-I remember.

-How did you ref that?

-You worked at Maes Yr Yrfa!

-Maes Yr Yrfa won in the last minute,

-he went nuts.

-Dwayne Peel played

-for Maes Yr Yrfa and going nuts.

-He was chasing me down the field.

-He was chasing me down the field.

-

-You high fived their players!

-He worked at that school!

-You played with Jamie for Cardiff.

-We played at school.

-When I was 16, Jamie was

-in the second year of sixth form.

-We started there.

-He left school and then we played

-together for Cardiff.

-Your mother was very supportive.

-Is it true that she's never

-seen you and Jamie play together?

-For Wales.

-My first cap was out in Ireland.

-Jamie was playing too.

-It was brilliant.

-It was just before the World Cup.

-We didn't know if I'd play

-and Mam booked a holiday.

-She was in Aruba.

-The game wasn't on TV out there.

-She was gutted.

-Watching both of us play for Wales.

-So at about 2:56

-when the anthems come on...

-..her and her friends

-had a little Wales flag out.

-She was singing the anthem.

-She was singing the anthem.

-

-That's so sweet.

-She'd be saying

-"those two are my sons"...

-..and everyone would reply

-"You're on holiday here, of course."

-What do you remember

-about that game?

-I remember singing the anthem

-next to Jamie.

-I don't remember much of the game.

-We lost.

-I just remember standing next to him

-singing the anthem.

-It's a special moment.

-Your brother gave you a special gift

-after that game.

-Yes, it was my first cap.

-I was playing fullback.

-Geordan Murphy was my

-opposite number gave me his shirt.

-He didn't want mine

-because he knew it was my first cap.

-Jamie was playing against

-Brian O'Driscoll. He was a centre.

-He did something really nice.

-He gave me

-Brian O'Driscoll's shirt too.

-That was so nice of him.

-Five years later

-during his testimonial year...

-..he said "do you remember

-that Brian O'Driscoll shirt?"

-"He's a bit of a legend now,

-isn't he? Can I have it back?"

-"I need a bit of money now."

-In my first game, I was on the bench

-two weeks before against France.

-I played against Rob Andrew.

-I ran off the field

-and took my shirt off.

-I went and swapped jerseys

-with Rob Andrew.

-I gave him my number 16

-from the week before.

-Did you know you were doing it?

-Did you know you were doing it?

-

-"You bastard", he said!

-Did you do it on purpose?

-Did you do it on purpose?

-

-Yes.

-You scoundrel!

-I didn't know if I'd play for Wales.

-I wanted to keep the first.

-He wasn't going to give me

-his jersey.

-Did you go out for a few pints

-after the game in Dublin?

-We had a game soon after so

-Steve Hansen told us not to go out.

-Jamie said

-we had to celebrate my first cap.

-There was an old tradition

-of having a few shots.

-There were a few first caps there.

-We went out under the radar.

-We went out under the radar.

-

-You have to go out.

-You have to go out.

-Andy Powell is another man

-who enjoys a night out.

-He's got a nice memory of you.

-Oh, hello there.

-Welcome to the new edition

-of Andy's Annals.

-Let the show begin.

-That game in 2008 in

-Cardiff Arms Park against Leinster.

-Nicky Robinson was having a shocker.

-That man, Gethin Jenkins, goes up

-to the poor Nicky Robinson...

-..he says "will you sub yourself off

-the field otherwise, we'll lose."

-What a day.

-He ruined poor Nicky Robinson.

-Great days,

-great times I'll cherish.

-We'll give you a chance now

-to stitch Andy back.

-Do you have any memories

-that you can tell us?

-When I was at the Blues,

-Dai Young was the coach.

-Andy lived up in Brecon.

-Sometimes,

-it's a bit colder in Brecon...

-..than where we trained at the Vale.

-He called Dai and said he couldn't

-come in to train because of snow.

-"Alright, Andy.

-It's about ten degrees here."

-"It's alright,

-it's different in Brecon."

-"Could you just send me a photo

-of the snow on the car?"

-"Yeah, yeah, no problem."

-He puts the phone down

-and receives a photo.

-He thinks,

-"there's a lot of snow there"

-Dai heads on to the computer

-and googles "Snow on car".

-The first photo that came up

-was the one Andy sent him.

-He called Andy back.

-He said "Andy, I've just googled

-pictures of "Snow on car"."

-"Yours is first."

-"Fair play, you got me.

-I'll see you in a half hour."

-What's the other one?

-"Dai, I can't come in.

-Someone blocked me in."

-"Can you send me a picture please?"

-"Thing is, Dai, my phone's broke."

-"Andy, you're on the phone to me."

-"Oh, yeah.

-I'll see you in a half hour."

-Cardiff was your first club,

-you've played for a few since then.

-Have you had an initiation

-for every club?

-Does one stick in your mind

-more than the others?

-I started in Cardiff and

-there was no initiation.

-I didn't really know. I heard

-stories about other clubs doing it.

-When I moved to Gloucester,

-my second club...

-..I was sure they'd ask me

-to sing a song or something.

-We were up in Scotland on tour, I

-thought I'd learn a Take That song.

-So I learned "Never Forget".

-At the end of the week, after a few

-pints I'd have to do the song.

-At the end of the week,

-I'd learned this song.

-We had a few pints,

-did anything happen, nothing at all.

-At the end of the night, I turned to

-one of the lads and sang...

-# We've come a long way

-# But we're not too sure

-where we've been

-He was like "fucking hell."

-Get him out of here!

-I had to sing it to someone.

-Did you have to do an initiation?

-I did a few.

-Can you tell us

-about the one with the egg?

-The boiled egg?

-The boiled egg?

-

-Yes.

-Do you want to hear

-about the boiled egg?

-There were two starting at the club.

-One had to put it up his bum

-and the other had to eat it.

-It's very quiet now. The other one.

-Did you do that?

-Did you do that?

-

-No, I didn't do that one.

-The other one I had to do

-was run up the bus naked.

-Everyone had a fork.

-They were just trying

-to poke a hole in you then.

-And on that note, a minute to go.

-It's time for Nicky to hit the bar.

-Who's tonight's barman?

-Tonight's barman is someone who's

-trying to plot Wales' down fall.

-It's the Irish coach, Joe Schmidt.

-And her husband!

-And her husband!

-

-He's on the coaching staff.

-Who's holding the balls tonight?

-What's your name?

-Trystan, I'm from Aberystwyth.

-Trystan, I'm from Aberystwyth.

-

-Good lad, come out here.

-He's a lefty.

-Nicky, between the posts is five.

-Ten points for Joe Schmidt.

-If you hit him

-with the golden ball...

-..we'll double your points.

-Twenty seconds.

-Your time starts... now.

-WHISTLE

-Three.

-Two.

-WHISTLE

-That's going to be close.

-Right, Sarra.

-What's Nicky's score?

-You were close.

-You didn't quite do it. You got 85.

-That's very close.

-Right.

-Before we go, we've got a clip of

-Leigh Halfpenny kicking a penalty...

-..to beat Ireland in 2012.

-The question is this, who gave away

-the penalty for Ireland...

-..to give Leigh Halfpenny

-the chance?

-You'll get the answer

-after the break.

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-Welcome back and

-let's have the answer, Nige.

-It was a tough one.

-Which Irishman gave away the penalty

-Halfpenny kicked to win the game?

-Here is the answer.

-Here is the answer.

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-He's retired too.

-Here is the dodgy tackle,

-by Ireland's No 6, Stephen Ferris.

-Above the horizontal, penalty.

-Elin, you sing and present on TV.

-It's not what you did at university.

-I studied Celtic languages.

-Welsh, Cornish, Gaelic and

-Latin too. A bit of everything.

-I never expected to be a singer.

-I'm a bit stunned by that.

-I'll keep at it while they pay me.

-You were part of the Paralympic

-Opening Ceremony at London 2012.

-What was that like?

-Big and exciting.

-Big and exciting.

-

-It was huge. Look at this.

-# Oooooooooooooooh

-# Oooooooooooooooh

-# Oooooooooooooooh

-# Oooooooooooooooh

-# Oooooooooooooooh

-# Ooooooh oooooh oooh #

-Very impressive.

-Had you forgotten the words?

-For once there weren't

-many words to learn.

-Hearing it back now

-I remember it went wrong.

-We'd already recorded

-the orchestra and trumpet music.

-I was singing live.

-The trumpet player was chilled.

-All he had to do was mime.

-I had an earpiece

-to hear the orchestra.

-The athletes had walked on.

-Saudi Arabia were next to me.

-One of them jumped up and hugged me.

-I thought that was nice

-and said thank you.

-As they moved off I realised

-my equipment had been disturbed.

-The earpiece didn't work and I was

-sewn into the dress with the pack.

-I was standing like this and

-it was live and I couldn't hear it.

-I could make it out in the stadium

-but with a second of delay.

-I sang the song a second and

-a half ahead of what I was hearing.

-You can see the fear

-in my shaky shoulders.

-It was bang on and everyone

-was pleased. Hooray, hooray.

-There were a lot

-of big names on the bill.

-Ian McKellen was the narrator.

-He was lovely and he spoke to me.

-He came up and asked

-'Hello, my dear, are you special?'

-'Not that I know of' I said.

-He said 'I'm not special.

-I don't know why I'm here.'

-I said 'Because you're Gandalf.'

-Stephen Hawking opened the show.

-It was the only chance

-I'd ever have to speak to him.

-His machine was broken.

-All he could say was yes and no.

-I wanted life's mysteries solved

-and he couldn't help at all.

-This guy had no idea

-who Stephen Hawking was earlier.

-Has he been on Coronation Street.

-Has he been on Coronation Street.

-

-Several times.

-Security was very tight.

-They checked your bags and

-they took mine away which was fine.

-Then they called for Miss Thomas.

-They told me they'd found

-a dangerous item in my bag.

-I was confused by that.

-My best friend was expecting

-and I was knitting a cardigan.

-They pulled out the knitting needles

-and I couldn't believe it.

-They confiscated them.

-I begged them to let me

-finish the cardigan.

-They took them but an embarrassed

-soldier handed them back later.

-He hadn't done any more knitting.

-Jonathan was a big fan of the frock

-you were wearing that night.

-You're in Vivienne Westwood...

-..but who are the

-Butlins people to your right?

-Hi de hi!

-The Vivienne Westwood Boutique

-in London rang me.

-I was booked in for a fitting.

-I tried to lose a stone in a week.

-She did the fitting and pinning

-and I asked if I could keep it.

-They said no because the dress

-was going on a world tour.

-I said I could go with it.

-I asked could they make a copy and

-they said is would cost 10,000.

-Dresses are very important to your

-work. Any wardrobe malfunctions?

-A few. The best one was when

-I started my singing career.

-My first experience of strapless

-dresses with nothing underneath.

-I was singing

-in a very sacred cathedral.

-I would face the orchestra

-and then turn around to sing.

-The orchestra in front,

-the conductor here.

-As I stood the orchestra

-had to turn a page.

-I stand up and

-accidentally step on the dress.

-The dress slips down to my tummy.

-Here's the picture.

-The brass section can picture it.

-The trumpet players didn't have to

-turn a page so they got an eyeful.

-You've presented Songs of Praise.

-You did something

-you shouldn't in a chapel once.

-I've been pretty well-behaved.

-But lots of pressure

-can produce odd behaviour.

-I've sung in some exciting weddings.

-One where the vicar

-got the name wrong throughout.

-That's brilliant.

-That's brilliant.

-

-The vicar forgot my name.

-He got Lindsey, my wife, right

-but he struggled with Nicky.

-He was gutted mind.

-It's a huge moment in life but

-funerals are even more serious.

-I sang in one funeral

-right in front of the altar.

-I had done all the singing

-and they were on their way out.

-They often have a CD tune playing.

-They told us that the song

-had been selected for that bit.

-The song was

-Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls.

-I was a goner hiding behind

-the order of service.

-I mustn't giggle.

-We're playing a singing game now.

-This microphone

-changes your voice as you sing.

-You go first.

-To fit in with the weekend

-you'll be singing an Irish song.

-It's Danny Boy.

-# Oh, Danny boy,

-the pipes, the pipes are calling

-# From glen to glen,

-and down the mountain side #

-Nicky, it's your turn now.

-As you've told us the story about

-never forget where you come from.

-You'll be a soprano here.

-# We've come so far

-# We've reached so high

-# We've looked each

-day and night in the eye

-# And we're still so strong

-and we hope for more #

-# But remember this #

-It sounds better when

-the mic changes your voice.

-I hadn't warmed up.

-What can we get Jiff to sing?

-How about Calon Lan?

-I'm too sexy perhaps.

-# Nid wy'n gofyn bywyd moethus

-# Aur y byd na'i berlau man

-# Gofyn wyf am galon hapus

-# Calon onest, calon lan #

-It didn't change your voice at all.

-The microphone is broken

-so you can just sing if you like.

-I bob un sydd ffyddlon.

-I bob un...

-I bob un...

-

-I know how it goes!

-# I bob un sydd ffyddlon

-# Dan Ei faner Ef

-# Mae gan Iesu goron

-# Fry yn nheyrnas nef

-# Lluoedd Duw a Satan

-# Sydd yn cwrdd yn awr

-# Mae gan Iesu goron

-# Fry yn nheyrnas nef #

-Minute to go.

-Minute to go.

-

-Time to Hit the Bar.

-Twenty seconds of our lives

-we'll never get back.

-It's really high.

-20 seconds.

-Five for splitting the posts.

-Hit Schmidt for 10.

-Double for the golden ball.

-Three, two, one.

-Sorry.

-Sorry for kicking you.

-Dear me.

-Sorry.

-Three, two.

-Well done.

-What did Elin score?

-Well done, 40 points.

-It's a break next...

-..after Donncha O'Callaghan

-tells you why he loves Wales.

-LOVE WALES.

-MOST ANNOYING WELSH OPPONENT?

-Mike Phillips but he's the kind

-you want in your dressing room.

-An absolute pest to play against.

-SCARIEST WELSH OPPONENT?

-It's easy to pick

-Alun Wyn as a forward.

-It was quite a tussle

-in the second row.

-There's always one player

-who's a bit special.

-For me the game-changer

-was Shane Williams.

-I never wanted to be

-near him on the pitch.

-He could side-step me

-in a phone box.

-THE WELSH PLAYER

-YOU ADMIRED GROWING UP.

-It's a crazy one. Tony Copsey.

-It's a crazy reason

-why we liked him in our house.

-He knocked out Ireland's Neil

-Francis in a Five Nations match.

-We were a Munster house

-and we didn't like Neil Francis.

-Tony Copsey was our hero

-for knocking him out.

-LEAST LIKELY WELSH PLAYER

-TO SHARE A PINT WITH?

-The one I'd like but he'd hate it

-would be Gethin Jenkins.

-I'd like to think I'm fun

-and outgoing when socializing.

-He's the opposite.

-A real life Victor Meldrew.

-Grumpy, sarky, never happy

-with a massive melon of a head.

-LOVE WALES

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-Subtitles

-Subtitles

-

-Subtitles

-Welcome back.

-It's time for Nigel's Tricks.

-We need two members of the audience

-to play Nigel's Tricks.

-There are two golden whistles

-hidden under your seats.

-If you find one, stand up.

-You'll be playing Nigel's Tricks.

-Where are the golden whistles?

-That's one. Where's the other one?

-Come up here.

-What's your name?

-What's your name?

-

-Christine.

-What's your name?

-From where?

-From where?

-

-Gorslas.

-From where?

-

-Gorslas.

-Not far from me.

-Not far from me.

-

-Not far.

-Where are you from?

-Where are you from?

-

-Josh from the Rhondda.

-The prize is a pair of boots signed

-by the world's fourth best referee.

-The loser gets a Jonathan mug.

-It's a simple game.

-Sarra and Nicky say words

-with the gadget in their mouths.

-Jonathan and Elin guess the words.

-I'm sorry to say,

-you're with Jonathan and Sarra.

-You have Nicky and Elin.

-Sarra goes first.

-Are you ready?

-Your minute starts now.

-PERFORMERS

-I'm not doing that.

-TAULUPE FALETAU

-TAULUPE FALETAU

-

-Faletau.

-First name.

-First name.

-

-Taulupe.

-HIPPOPOTAMUS.

-HIPPOPOTAMUS.

-HIPPOPOTAMUS.

-

-Hippopotamus.

-I'm dribbling.

-LEPRECHAUN

-Leprechaun.

-PONTYPOOL.

-PONTYPOOL.

-Pontypool.

-BRYN TERFEL.

-BRYN TERFEL.

-THE ARMS PARK.

-THE ARMS PARK.

-

-The Arms Park.

-ROBIN MCBRYDE.

-DUBLIN.

-DUBLIN.

-

-Dublin.

-ENVELOPE.

-ENVELOPE.

-

-Ten seconds left.

-RHYS PATCHELL.

-RHYS PATCHELL.

-

-Rhys Patchell.

-PLAYING THE FOOL.

-Time's up.

-Nine scored.

-That's how germs spread.

-Nicky's turn.

-A minute from now. Off you go.

-PAMPHLET.

-PAMPHLET.

-

-Pamphlet.

-PINEAPPLE.

-PINEAPPLE.

-

-Pineapple.

-NEVER FORGET.

-NEVER FORGET.

-

-Never forget.

-WINDOW.

-WINDOW.

-

-Window.

-BONO.

-BONO.

-

-Bono.

-You're brilliant!

-BAHAMAS.

-BAHAMAS.

-

-Bahamas.

-OPERA.

-You sing it!

-You sing it!

-

-Opera.

-WONDERS.

-WONDERS.

-

-Wonders.

-Brian Moore.

-Ryan Moore?

-Ryan Moore?

-

-No, his mate.

-Rhino!

-Brian Moore?

-AVIVA.

-AVIVA.

-

-River?

-Aviva.

-FRANCE.

-FRANCE.

-

-France.

-SCOTLAND.

-SCOTLAND.

-

-Scotland.

-Nicky and Elin scored ten.

-That's one more

-than Jonathan and Sarra.

-You get the mug. The real prize.

-You get the mug. The real prize.

-

-You can't drink tea out of a boot.

-Congratulations.

-Thanks for playing Nigel's Tricks.

-It's time now for part two

-of Lisa Angharad does Dublin.

-You have to come to

-the Guinness Museum.

-Whether you like Guinness or not.

-I've learnt so much today.

-Favourite facts, a pint of orange

-juice contains more calories.

-To be skinny and smashed

-this is the fella for you.

-I've learnt a lot about Guinness.

-Come to Guinness...Dublin...

-We're full of Guinness and Irish

-coffee and we've nailed our jigs.

-Tomorrow afternoon

-we'll be here at the Aviva Stadium.

-The Irish sing

-two anthems before every game.

-The Soldiers' Song

-and Ireland's Call.

-The second one's too poppy for some.

-What else do you expect from the guy

-who wrote hits for Cliff Richard.

-It's like asking Caryl Parry Jones

-to write our second one.

-# Ooh, Shampoo #

-The Welsh changing room where Warren

-Gatland will inspire the boys.

-Whatever the result, the Welsh and

-Irish fans will drink Dublin dry.

-But Warren has left

-a note on a door somewhere.

-All Irish players welcome...

-apart from Sean O'Brien.

-That's your guide to Dublin

-and good luck to the boys.

-Slan leat, Walia. (Cheers, Wales)

-What's next for you, Elin?

-A lot of singing and radio.

-I have a CD of Dilys Elwyn Edwards

-songs coming out.

-I'm very busy.

-What about you, Nicky.

-What about you, Nicky.

-

-My CD is due out the year after!

-Take That covers.

-Bits here and there on TV

-with S4C and with Sarra.

-You're so lucky.

-I'm still coaching with the Blues.

-Finish the season

-and see what comes next.

-Can Wales do something

-against Ireland?

-I think we have a chance

-if the weather is kind.

-Dry conditions would help our style.

-We could have beaten England

-and it will be close.

-The big boys are back like Liam

-Williams, Halfpenny and Biggar.

-We're better with ball in hand.

-Wales or Ireland?

-Wales or Ireland?

-

-Wales.

-And you, Elin?

-Wales, but if Ireland win

-I hope they take the title.

-You don't care.

-You don't care.

-

-Like Nigel, I'm on the fence.

-I think Wales will win.

-You are reffing Scotland versus

-England for the first time.

-I'm looking forward to it.

-Welsh refs get the Calcutta Cup

-quite often but this is my first.

-That's it for tonight.

-Thanks to Elin Manahan Thomas

-and Nicky Robinson.

-Good luck to Wales in Ireland and

-we'll see you next week. Goodnight.

-S4C Subtitles by Adnod Cyf.

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