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Ymunwch â Jonathan, Nigel a Sarra am fwy o hwyl a thynnu coes. More rugby banter and challenges. Tonight's guests are presenter Lois Cernyw and Shrek the Musical star Steffan Ha...


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-Hello and welcome to the show.

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-Saturday's game was a battle but

-there were no contentious decisions!

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-TMO!

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-Apart from the TMO.

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-At least we have someone

-to put a smile on our faces.

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-Please welcome Sarra Elgan.

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-He comes on every week

-dressed as a different character.

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-Where's Nigel tonight?

-What have you come as tonight?

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-# Stupid Cupid stop picking on me

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-# I can't do my homework

-and I can't think straight

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-# I meet her every morning

-'bout half past eight

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-# I'm acting like a lovesick fool

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-# You've even got me carrying

-your books to school

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-# Hey, hey, set me free

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-# Stupid Cupid, stop picking on me

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-# You mixed me up #

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-Thank you.

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-Yeah, right.

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-There you go.

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-There you go.

-

-Thank you, Nige.

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-What are you meant to be?

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-What are you meant to be?

-

-Since it was St Valentine's Day...

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-..I'm the Queen of Hearts.

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-You're the tarts.

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-There's a prick in this one.

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-There's two pricks, that and you.

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-We know which one

-is the biggest prick.

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-Did you receive any cards?

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-Did you receive any cards?

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-Yes.

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-You're single now. Single now!

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-Single and ready to mingle.

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-Let's get on with the show.

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-Now then, TMO.

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-World Rugby said

-it was an incorrect decision.

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-Hold on.

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-No comment.

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-Can I ask you a serious question?

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-Why didn't the ref look at the

-screen and make his own decision?

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-When you're watching the game

-at home on your 68-inch HD TV...

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-..on the pitch, you're looking

-at a screen that's 70 metres away.

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-It's not the same quality

-as your TV.

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-It's more difficult

-to see something like that.

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-Would you have given it?

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-Would you have given it?

-

-And it was raining.

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-Would you have given it?

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-Would you have given it?

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-I'd give Wales everything!

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-Hands up, hands up

-if you thought it was a try.

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-Everyone. I think it was a try.

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-Here are our guests this week.

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-# Heart Breakfast

-with Lois and Oli #

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-Good morning, welcome to Heart

-Breakfast. It's so cold today.

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-Hello and welcome

-to Stwnsh Ar Y Ffordd.

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-Smile for the camera.

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-One, two, three.

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-Thousands made the journey

-to the maes on Mathrafal Farm.

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-# Sti-bi-ho, sta-bi-lo

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-# Holi-wel-a-tabi-lo #

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-It's good that people trust me

-with their issues.

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-You have to learn how to

-set the table perfectly.

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-I've never worked in a place

-where parents argue so much.

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-Please welcome presenter Lois Cernyw

-and actor Steffan Harri.

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-# I thought love was only true

-in fairy-tales

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-# Then for someone else

-and not for me #

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-Two Northwalians

-on the sofa tonight.

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-I'll have to focus tonight

-or I won't understand them.

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-They'll struggle to understand you!

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-I'm from Mid Wales.

-It's not quite north.

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-Not quite up there.

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-I never watch the Eisteddfod

-in the afternoon...

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-..but I remember seeing you.

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-When I saw that clip,

-I remember watching you.

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-You couldn't miss me.

-I was so fat there!

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-Are you a rugby fan, Steffan?

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-Yes, I enjoy my rugby.

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-Did you play?

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-I didn't play much rugby.

-I favoured footie.

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-You played football for Wales.

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-Yes, I was in goal

-for the Welsh U18 Schoolboys.

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-Hey, you play rugby.

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-No, I played rugby once and I

-thought I'd scored an amazing try...

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-..but I was on the halfway line

-and not the try-line.

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-Then, for some reason,

-I was never asked to play again.

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-Everyone was jumping on my head

-and I couldn't understand why.

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-Then I realised

-they were trying to get the ball.

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-One game!

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-Before we chat further

-with both of you...

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-..here's Sion Tomos Owen's view

-of the championship so far.

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-OK, thanks everyone for coming.

-And Mam.

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-# We're celebrating ten years

-since Gatland's first game

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-# Walesonline complained

-about the team he chose

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-# Scotland were

-the bookies' favourites

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-# We were the underdogs

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-# The only Yes from Scotland

-was the engagement

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-# Mam says,

-"Sioni, don't ever steal

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-# "If you steal

-you'll end up in jail"

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-# It doesn't count

-for an interception

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-# Gareth's steal

-was bloody lush, mun

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-# Townsend's first game

-was an epic fail

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-# Steff was flying

-like the Flying Scotsman

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-# I know the comparison is ironic

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-# Leigh's last try was in 2013

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-# But his kicking leg

-is surely bionic

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-# Johnny Sexton

-and his je ne sais quoi

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-# Deja vu was the score in Italy

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-# Eddie smiled

-and the French asked why

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-# Wales on the way to Twickenham

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-# Eddie said the match

-was a step up for Rhys Patchell

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-# Psychological games off the pitch

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-# He tried to grass up Alun Wyn

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-# To the IRB for preventing Finn

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-# And as usual

-the Aussie was talking shit

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-# Typically Twickenham

-spoiled our anthem

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-# When they sang God Save The Queen

-I muted the telly

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-# Scott Williams, please don't

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-# Treat the wing like slip and slide

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-# If you want to do that

-there's a Butlin's in Pwllheli

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-# Shingler's break,

-one hell of an effort

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-# Galloped 60 metres

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-# What a surprise,

-Mike Brown acted like a knob

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-# Every Welshman

-and a few Englishmen

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-# Saw Anscombe scoring a try

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-# TMO, you had one fuckin' job

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-# France are playing

-like a knackered Citroen

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-# Italy are as wonky

-as the Tower of Pisa

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-# England won

-but Eddie wouldn't shut up

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-# Wales are looking ahead

-to the Aviva #

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-You done now 'en, Sion.

-Even your mam has gone, butt.

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-Thanks, Sion.

-Did you watch the game?

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-I missed the first 20 minutes,

-I was still on stage.

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-I missed all the tries.

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-It was a great effort

-from the lads...

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-..but in all honesty,

-the English were better than us.

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-Frustrating is the word that comes

-to mind. I was, like, come on!

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-It's Friday now.

-The game was Saturday.

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-We can stop talking about it.

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-You brought it up.

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-The news, Sarra.

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-OK. Good news for Wales. Leigh

-Halfpenny's foot is on the mend.

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-Yuck! Look at the bunions on that.

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-Like your feet.

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-Athlete's foot.

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-100,000 condoms have been bought

-for the Winter Olympics.

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-To reflect this,

-they've changed the flag.

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-One competitor has said

-"Don't worry, I don't need them."

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-Andreas...

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-Wank.

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-That's the news.

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-Thanks, Sarra.

-That's all for Part 1.

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-Before we go, here are

-more memories from Andy Powell.

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-See you after the break.

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-Barbara, get us a double

-of the Scotch. Thank you.

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-Welcome to the new edition of

-Atgofion Andy. Let the show begin.

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-Yes, what a year it was, 2009.

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-Millennium Stadium.

-Beating the English.

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-Jolly-ho. What a day it was.

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-I can remember going back

-to the Vale Hotel.

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-All the players,

-management drinking.

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-We put some stuff away that night.

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-And that man, Shaun Edwards,

-he has two cans of Strongbow.

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-He goes back to the room

-with a sleeping tablet.

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-Very strange man he is.

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-Ding-ding, 20 minutes later,

-that madman is in the lift...

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-..with just his underpants on.

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-He goes, "I'll dust you up,

-I'll dust you up."

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-Strange Northerner he is,

-but what a lovely chap.

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-That man, Martyn Williams,

-put him back to bed.

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-Great guy too.

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-What a day that was.

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-Welcome back. On the sofa tonight

-are Lois Cernyw and Steffan Harri.

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-Before we have a chat with Lois...

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-..time to find out how

-two of the Scarlet stars...

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-..Aaron Shingler and Tadhg Beirne,

-know about each other.

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-This is Friends.

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-Bit feisty.

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-Bit feisty.

-

-Jonny Evans.

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-Keep going. Along that lines.

-Little blonde in the hair.

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-Aled.

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-He won't be happy with that.

-He'll be tamping with that.

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-This character. Poor haircut.

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-Cubby.

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-Could be. No. It's not him.

-That would be a very poor haircut.

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-Loves throwing in.

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-Throwing in?

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-Thinks he's very fashionable.

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-Again, Cubby.

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-It is. Like that.

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-Tubby around the waist.

-Tubby on the face as well.

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-Always beats people.

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-Steff.

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-He runs the whole of Carmarthen.

-He's the Sheriff of Carmarthen.

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-Ken Owens.

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-Pretty ugly. Pretty ugly.

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-Gone for me, are ya?

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-Yeah.

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-That's it. Spot on.

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-That's it. Spot on.

-

-Cheers, pal.

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-He has to sit by the window on away

-trips so he can look at the fields.

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-To look for rabbits!

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-Samson Lee.

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-Red hair. He loves speaking Welsh.

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-Patchell. Rhys Patchell.

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-Pivac's child.

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-Parksy. Hadleigh Parkes.

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-Loves to look after himself

-in every single way.

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-Give me some more. Jake Ball?

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-Bit of an inspirational speaker.

-Gets himself going.

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-You're talking about me. Aye-aye.

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-I'm happy with that though.

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-Lois, you're a familiar face on TV,

-on S4C.

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-You're also on Heart Radio.

-You started out in a bar.

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-Yes, when I was in Year 7,

-11 years old...

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-..Mam sent me to work

-in the local pub.

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-In her eyes,

-I was old enough to work.

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-I'll phone Childline for you.

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-The thing is, it taught me so much.

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-I was paid 1.50 an hour.

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-I would leave with more tips

-than wages. It was great.

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-Then you went out to Rhodes to work.

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-Tell me what you did in Rhodes

-and what you had to wear.

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-I went out for a week between

-my first and second year in college.

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-I had to phone Mam.

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-"Hiya, Mam, are you OK?

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-"I'm meant to come home tomorrow

-but I'm not coming home."

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-I stayed in Rhodes

-for three months to work.

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-I didn't tell her at the time

-but I worked from bar to bar...

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-..drinking, enjoying myself,

-talking to people...

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-I can't believe

-I'm telling you this.

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-On my top were the words

-'Will You Come To Bed With Me?'

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-Bed Club was the name

-of the nightclub where I worked.

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-I did that for three months.

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-I drank, I enjoyed myself

-and I was being paid for it.

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-I danced on tables. A lot of fun.

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-Working behind a bar,

-tickets to go into a bar.

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-How did you start working in TV?

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-I saw them advertise

-for a new presenter.

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-You used to present Planed Plant.

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-I thought might as well,

-let's give it a go.

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-I remember them asking

-for a head shot.

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-I didn't have any head shots,

-I had nothing.

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-All I had was a photo of me

-on holiday wearing a yellow dress.

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-When I turned up they said I looked

-just like I did in the photo.

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-I was wearing

-the same bloomin' dress!

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-I thought, "Oh, my God,

-I'm so not going to get this."

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-For some bizarre reason, they

-invited me for a second screen test.

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-Talking of Planed Plant, you have

-to be careful of what you say.

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-Have you said something

-you shouldn't have?

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-No, I'd never... OK, yes!

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-I was lucky enough to work

-on Stwnsh Sadwrn a live programme.

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-We had a great laugh.

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-We had one item where they gave me

-a card, like you have there...

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-..and I had to read

-what was on the card.

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-It was a simple job.

-All I had to do was read.

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-It was a fact about America

-and Massachusetts.

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-There I was reading this

-and I reached Massachusetts...

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-..and I started reading it.

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-In Massive-two-shits...

-In Massive-two-shits...

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-In Massive-two-shits...

-Am I saying this right?

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-Yes, yes, carry on.

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-I said Massive-two-shits on

-a children's TV programme 10 times.

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-You've switched from TV to radio.

-You present on Heart Radio.

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-In North Wales,

-broadcasting to North Wales.

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-I have a face for radio

-as people like to remind me.

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-We're on the back of buses now.

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-I look like the back end of a bus!

-Really embarrassing.

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-I've been doing it since last April.

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-I'm up at 4.00am

-every morning during the week.

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-It's aging me.

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-Do you enjoy it?

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-Do you enjoy it?

-

-I love it.

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-Is it better than TV?

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-Is it better than TV?

-

-It's different, very different.

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-When I'm on Heart,

-everything is in English.

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-When they took me on, I thought...

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-.."Do they know

-I can hardly speak English?"

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-I'll just go with it!

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-You have a very strong Northwalian

-accent. Has it caused any problems?

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-Yes.

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-When Storm Eileen was here,

-I said something unfortunate.

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-What I was trying to say was, "Watch

-out, Eileen'll blow your branches."

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-What I said was...

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-.."Watch out for Eileen because

-she's going to blow your wood off."

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-Everyone was outside like this!

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-Come on, Eileen.

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-I said something else.

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-We wondered if a fish was in water,

-was it wet?

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-Obviously,

-when a fish is in water it's wet.

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-Oli said no, it's not wet

-until it comes out of the water.

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-"How do you know?"

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-"I don't need to touch myself

-to know I'm wet."

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-And then...

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-Excellent.

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-You have a dangerous relationship

-with the English language.

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-We'll give you a couple of words

-and we want you to read them.

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-Here's the first word.

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-Here's the first word.

-

-Jonathan!

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-I know how to say this now.

-Massive-two-shits.

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-Massachusetts.

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-Massachusetts.

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-Correct, well done. Next.

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-Aw-ree.

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-No.

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-Oh-ree.

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-Boys?

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-Weary!

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-Weary?!

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-Aw-righ.

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-Aw-righ.

-

-Silent A.

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-Aw-righ.

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-Aw-righ?

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-Aw-righ?

-

-I didn't know that.

0:20:340:20:36

-Nando's.

0:20:360:20:38

-I'd never say that

-because I don't eat that crap.

0:20:380:20:42

-How do you say it?

0:20:420:20:44

-Steffan knows.

0:20:440:20:47

-Kin-wah. Kin-wah.

0:20:470:20:49

-I have one each for you two

-just to see if you can say that.

0:20:500:20:56

-What is it?

0:20:570:20:58

-What is it?

-

-Croeso i'r sioe.

0:20:580:21:00

-Not croeso i'r show.

-Croeso i'r sioe.

0:21:010:21:04

-Nige, one for you.

0:21:060:21:09

-Aber-jean.

0:21:100:21:11

-Are you serious?

0:21:130:21:15

-Are you serious?

0:21:150:21:17

-I don't like those either.

0:21:190:21:21

-Is it a place name?

0:21:210:21:23

-Try again. Have a look.

0:21:230:21:25

-Aber-jean.

0:21:260:21:27

-Aber-jean.

-

-Oh-ber-jean. What is it?

0:21:270:21:29

-That bloody stupid thing.

-You put it in the thing.

0:21:290:21:33

-When you wash clothes.

0:21:330:21:35

-Wash clothes?

0:21:360:21:37

-It's a vegetable.

0:21:400:21:42

-Really?

0:21:420:21:44

-Give me strength. You did

-far better than them. Well done.

0:21:440:21:50

-One minute to go.

0:21:510:21:52

-Let's Hit The Bar.

0:21:530:21:54

-You don't know who's on the bar

-tonight, we've picked him.

0:22:170:22:21

-We picked him tonight. Only one

-person can be on the bar tonight.

0:22:210:22:26

-Only one.

0:22:270:22:28

-Only one.

-

-The TMO.

0:22:280:22:29

-The TMO. What's his name?

0:22:290:22:32

-The TMO. What's his name?

-

-Glenn Newman.

0:22:320:22:34

-You don't know what he looks like.

0:22:340:22:37

-We can't show him

-if we don't know what he looks like.

0:22:370:22:40

-Where are you from, Dan?

0:22:400:22:42

-Where are you from, Dan?

-

-Ystalyfera.

0:22:420:22:43

-Where will you put them?

0:22:520:22:54

-Lois, you have 20 seconds.

0:22:540:22:56

-Between the posts five points,

-10 points if you hit the TMO...

0:22:570:23:01

-..if you hit the TMO

-with this golden ball...

0:23:010:23:03

-Very good.

0:23:080:23:09

-..double points.

0:23:100:23:11

-Right, 20 seconds.

-Dan, are you ready?

0:23:130:23:16

-Three, two, one.

0:23:160:23:19

-Ooh, sorry.

0:23:210:23:22

-Sorry, camera!

0:23:280:23:29

-You can retire now.

0:23:310:23:33

-Well done, keep going. Faster.

0:23:330:23:35

-Grab the golden ball.

-Golden ball, golden ball.

0:23:370:23:40

-Again!

0:23:430:23:44

-Again!

-

-Three, two.

0:23:440:23:46

-Well done.

0:23:480:23:50

-Well done, Dan. Count your fingers,

-count your fingers.

0:23:510:23:56

-Sarra, what was Lois' score?

0:23:560:23:58

-Well done, Lois. 30.

0:23:590:24:00

-Better than I thought.

0:24:040:24:06

-Before the break, here's a try

-scored by Scott Gibbs...

0:24:120:24:17

-..against England in 1999

-in Wembley.

0:24:170:24:20

-Scott Quinnell.

-A burst by Scott Gibbs.

0:24:200:24:24

-Scott Gibbs is through.

-Scott Gibbs has scored.

0:24:240:24:28

-What an amazing try.

0:24:280:24:30

-Here's the question.

0:24:330:24:35

-Who else scored for Wales that day?

0:24:350:24:38

-I'll give you the answer

-after the break.

0:24:380:24:40

-.

0:24:420:24:43

-Subtitles

0:24:490:24:49

-Subtitles

-

-Subtitles

0:24:490:24:51

-Welcome back.

-Nige, what's the answer?

0:25:000:25:03

-I asked who scored the other try

-against England.

0:25:030:25:06

-You saw Scott Gibbs' try.

-Does anyone know who this is?

0:25:060:25:09

-Anyone?

0:25:110:25:12

-A fullback.

0:25:140:25:15

-A fullback.

-

-Kiwi.

0:25:150:25:17

-Shane Howarth.

0:25:170:25:19

-You don't remember Shane Howarth?

0:25:190:25:21

-I'm showing my age now.

0:25:210:25:23

-Steffan, you sing and act on stage.

0:25:230:25:27

-Is that what you've done

-since you were a youngster?

0:25:280:25:31

-I'm originally a farmer's son.

0:25:310:25:34

-I enjoyed singing and acting

-whilst growing up.

0:25:340:25:37

-I remember my first eisteddfod

-when I was six.

0:25:380:25:41

-I got to the stage

-with the Under 8 Solo.

0:25:420:25:44

-We all shared a hotel room...

0:25:450:25:46

-..my parents and Owain and Siwan,

-my brother and sister.

0:25:470:25:50

-I was a bit nervous and had

-some trouble finding the toilet.

0:25:500:25:54

-I pissed all over my brother!

0:25:550:25:58

-I still say it's the reason

-he's got a full head of hair now!

0:25:590:26:04

-Were you with the YFC?

0:26:050:26:07

-I enjoyed the YFC. Dad used to write

-some comedy for me to perform.

0:26:070:26:11

-I won the U26 Humorous Recitation

-when I was 13 with dad's work.

0:26:120:26:16

-At 13?

0:26:170:26:18

-At 13?

-

-Yes.

0:26:180:26:19

-When the others saw you

-trying for the U26...

0:26:200:26:24

-..they must have thought

-you were a cock!

0:26:240:26:26

-Pretty much!

0:26:280:26:29

-That's amazing though.

0:26:300:26:31

-How did you start on the stage?

0:26:310:26:33

-I went on a course over Easter

-at ArtsEd in London.

0:26:340:26:39

-I enjoyed it so I decided

-to have some interviews...

0:26:400:26:43

-..after finishing sixth form.

0:26:440:26:46

-I decided to go to Guildford

-to study Musical Theatre.

0:26:470:26:50

-You are known for your theatre work

-these days...

0:26:510:26:54

-..but you've also been on TV

-with Rownd a Rownd.

0:26:550:26:58

-I had a lot of fun on Rownd a Rownd.

0:26:580:27:01

-I was on it for a short time

-after college.

0:27:010:27:04

-They were great and I've worked

-with some of the actors since then.

0:27:040:27:08

-That was in Hollti

-for Theatr Genedlaethol.

0:27:080:27:11

-It's nice to work in Welsh theatre.

0:27:120:27:14

-What about after Rownd a Rownd?

0:27:140:27:17

-I did Spamalot in the West End.

-Monty Python's Holy Grail.

0:27:170:27:21

-Have people seen the film?

0:27:220:27:23

-Everyone's seen it.

0:27:230:27:24

-Did you meet any of the Pythons?

0:27:250:27:27

-I played Lancelot

-who was played by John Cleese.

0:27:270:27:31

-Eric Idle has a lot

-to do with the musical.

0:27:310:27:34

-They both came to watch us.

0:27:350:27:37

-It was daunting to play

-Cleese's role with him there.

0:27:370:27:40

-John Pasquala...

0:27:410:27:42

-Say that again!

0:27:430:27:44

-Say that again!

-

-John Pasquala.

0:27:440:27:45

-Close enough! It was Joe Pasquale.

0:27:460:27:48

-He played King Arthur.

-What was it like working with him?

0:27:510:27:55

-It was great and we could ad-lib

-almost every night.

0:27:560:27:59

-He played King Arthur.

0:28:000:28:01

-In the first part of the show

-I had to stand right next to him.

0:28:010:28:04

-I always expected the worst.

0:28:050:28:07

-Every time before

-we would go 'To Camelot'...

0:28:070:28:10

-..he would look at me and I'd wonder

-what he would do on that night.

0:28:110:28:15

-This time, he put his hand inside

-my mouth and started tickling me.

0:28:150:28:19

-I thought "What are you doing!".

0:28:200:28:22

-He'd take it out

-and rub it down my face.

0:28:220:28:25

-Once he saw that the audience

-were rolling in the aisles...

0:28:260:28:29

-..he did it every night!

0:28:300:28:31

-You've had a huge break

-because you're now playing Shrek.

0:28:320:28:36

-We're taking the West End show

-on a tour of the UK and Ireland.

0:28:370:28:43

-I did the original tour in 2014

-as understudy to Lord Farquaad.

0:28:440:28:50

-The opportunity arose

-when I was in Les Mis.

0:28:500:28:53

-My agent asked if I fancied

-playing Lord Farquaad.

0:28:540:28:57

-I'd gone up for that role

-about 60 times...

0:28:580:29:02

-..so I told him to put me up

-for Shrek, just for a laugh.

0:29:020:29:07

-I didn't think they'd see me

-as Shrek.

0:29:070:29:10

-I got a phone call two weeks later

-saying I'd got the part.

0:29:100:29:15

-There must be a lot of pressure

-to play the main character, Shrek.

0:29:160:29:19

-Do you feel that pressure

-when you're on stage?

0:29:190:29:22

-It's a bit odd because a lot happens

-offstage as well.

0:29:230:29:27

-I go in at 4.30pm every day.

0:29:280:29:30

-I see the cast after I've

-been transformed with make-up.

0:29:300:29:35

-Some say they haven't

-seen my face for weeks!

0:29:350:29:38

-I have an hour and a half of make-up

-to sort out every day.

0:29:390:29:44

-It's amazing and I also have

-a costume that weighs 45 pounds.

0:29:440:29:48

-Shrek is Scottish.

0:29:490:29:51

-Yes, indeed.

0:29:520:29:53

-Is it hard to do the accent?

0:29:540:29:56

-I'd never studied the accent in

-college and we opened in Edinburgh!

0:29:560:30:00

-I was a bit apprehensive!

0:30:000:30:02

-Why did we have to open there?

0:30:030:30:05

-They didn't want another Mike Myers.

0:30:050:30:08

-He does a cod-Scottish Canadian.

0:30:090:30:11

-It's cod-Scottish really.

0:30:130:30:15

-Give us a blast of Shrek.

0:30:150:30:17

-What, now?

0:30:170:30:18

-We won't be here tomorrow.

0:30:210:30:23

-And so the little ogre found

-himself a perfectly rancid swamp...

0:30:250:30:29

-..far away from civilisation.

0:30:290:30:31

-And whenever a mob came along

-to burn him at the stake...

0:30:310:30:35

-..he knew exactly what to do.

0:30:350:30:37

-Brilliant.

0:30:400:30:41

-Steffan is very talented,

-according to his CV.

0:30:420:30:46

-We have downloaded your CV.

0:30:470:30:49

-It's packed with stuff

-but I won't read it all out.

0:30:500:30:53

-Are you telling the truth?

0:30:530:30:55

-A challenge called

-Showing Off Your Talent.

0:30:560:31:00

-Steffan, you look scared.

0:31:090:31:11

-Steffan, you look scared.

-

-Not at all.

0:31:110:31:12

-You haven't lied on your CV?

0:31:120:31:13

-You haven't lied on your CV?

-

-No.

0:31:130:31:14

-It says here

-that you play the drums.

0:31:150:31:18

-Take off the black cloak

-to reveal some drums.

0:31:190:31:25

-Please prove to us

-you can play the drums.

0:31:260:31:29

-We have to give them back

-to Shane Williams after the show!

0:31:300:31:33

-Sorry Shane.

0:31:350:31:37

-Lord Farquaad, Lord Farquaad.

0:31:410:31:43

-DRUMS BEING PLAYED

0:31:440:31:49

-Well done.

0:31:530:31:54

-It also says here

-that you can do stilt walking.

0:31:550:31:59

-Stilt walking!

0:32:010:32:02

-Take off the black cloak.

0:32:030:32:05

-There are some stilts.

0:32:050:32:07

-I did have string around my legs

-doing Spamalot.

0:32:070:32:10

-I'm worried about

-Health and Safety!.

0:32:110:32:13

-Nobody has broken their leg

-on this show yet.

0:32:140:32:17

-Don't tell Dreamworks

-I've done this!

0:32:170:32:20

-There you are!

0:32:220:32:24

-Luke Charteris!

0:32:300:32:32

-Finally, apparently

-you can also perform ballet.

0:32:320:32:37

-We have a ballet bar.

0:32:380:32:40

-We've also got a tutu.

0:32:410:32:43

-Take off the black sheet.

0:32:430:32:45

-Oh, my God!

0:32:460:32:48

-Swan Lake!

0:32:480:32:50

-Wear the pink tutu if you want to.

-It's up to you. Oh, well done.

0:32:500:32:54

-I did this in college

-but never since then.

0:32:550:32:59

-It does fit you. Lovely!

0:33:020:33:04

-I hope every one of your friends

-will watch this programme.

0:33:040:33:09

-These trousers are a bit tight.

0:33:150:33:17

-Why am I doing this on S4C?

0:33:280:33:30

-Well done.

0:33:430:33:44

-I thought I was watching Swan Lake.

0:33:440:33:46

-On Nigel Owens' CV

-it says you are a presenter!

0:33:470:33:49

-I'm only joking!

0:33:530:33:55

-A minute to go.

0:33:560:33:58

-It's time to Hit the Bar.

0:33:580:34:00

-Right then, up you come.

0:34:200:34:22

-20 seconds. Five points if it goes

-over and ten if you hit the TMO.

0:34:290:34:32

-The golden ball is double.

0:34:330:34:34

-Are you ready?

-

-Yes.

0:34:350:34:36

-3, 2, 1.

0:34:360:34:38

-A bit quicker.

0:34:470:34:48

-Concentrate.

0:34:570:34:58

-Three.

0:34:590:35:00

-Two.

0:35:000:35:02

-WHISTLE

0:35:030:35:05

-A little pirouette now!

0:35:130:35:17

-What is Steffan's score?

0:35:180:35:20

-Congratulations.

-You are top with 90 points.

0:35:200:35:24

-That's all for this part.

0:35:340:35:36

-Time for you to work out

-who is this week's mystery player.

0:35:360:35:40

-Good morning, ??? Candles.

0:35:430:35:45

-I'm not a big fan of candles.

0:35:460:35:48

-They get on my wick!

0:35:490:35:50

-Did you see what I did there?

0:35:500:35:52

-This week's mystery player has

-turned his hand to candles...

0:35:520:35:56

-..since retiring in 2005

-but who is he?

0:35:560:35:59

-Want some clues?

0:35:590:36:01

-Then follow me.

0:36:010:36:02

-Our mystery guest

-comes from a rugby family.

0:36:070:36:10

-His two brothers

-also played professional rugby...

0:36:110:36:14

-..and his father

-was also quite a player.

0:36:140:36:17

-Our mystery player started

-his career with Llanelli...

0:36:260:36:30

-..but he also played rugby league.

0:36:310:36:34

-He played for Wales

-in the 1995 World Cup.

0:36:340:36:36

-Who was his captain, do you think?

0:36:370:36:39

-Jiffy.

-Do you know who he is yet?

0:36:390:36:41

-Nice.

0:36:480:36:49

-Apparently, he once took

-to the field in only his pants.

0:36:490:36:53

-Does that help you at all?

0:36:540:36:56

-Do you know what happened when

-the local candle shop burned down?

0:36:590:37:03

-Nothing, everyone stood outside

-singing Happy Birthday!

0:37:040:37:07

-No?

0:37:070:37:08

-OK.

0:37:090:37:10

-Do you have any idea

-who our mystery player might be?

0:37:200:37:24

-Find out after the break.

0:37:240:37:26

-.

0:37:260:37:27

-Subtitles

0:37:380:37:38

-Subtitles

-

-Subtitles

0:37:380:37:40

-Welcome back.

0:37:470:37:48

-Before the break, Sarra asked you

-who was our mystery guest.

0:37:480:37:52

-Here he is.

0:37:520:37:53

-Scott Quinnell!

0:37:550:37:57

-It's me!

0:37:570:37:58

-It's time to play Nigel's Tricks.

0:38:010:38:04

-Welcome to Nigel's Tricks. We need a

-member of the audience to help out.

0:38:140:38:20

-Under one of the seats

-there's a Golden Whistle.

0:38:200:38:23

-Whoever finds the Golden Whistle

-will take part in Nigel's Tricks.

0:38:240:38:30

-Have you found it?

0:38:300:38:31

-Take a seat here with me.

0:38:380:38:40

-What's your name?

0:38:410:38:41

-What's your name?

-

-Ryan.

0:38:410:38:42

-Where are you from, Ryan.

0:38:430:38:44

-Where are you from, Ryan.

-

-Neath.

0:38:440:38:46

-The last lad was from Ystalyfera!

0:38:460:38:48

-I work there but am from Neath.

0:38:480:38:51

-Well done.

-Let's get on with the game.

0:38:510:38:54

-A drawing game.

0:38:540:38:56

-Lois, I've heard that you're

-a dab hand at drawing.

0:38:570:39:01

-We shall see.

0:39:010:39:02

-Jonathan will give you an object

-and you need to draw that object.

0:39:020:39:08

-You must guess what it is

-and if you get ten right...

0:39:080:39:13

-Can Ryan guess as well?

0:39:150:39:17

-That's why he's here!

0:39:180:39:20

-Get ten right

-and Ryan wins this shirt.

0:39:200:39:23

-If not, you win a Jonathan Biro.

0:39:230:39:27

-What's the first one?

0:39:280:39:29

-I'm not shouting it out

-or they'll know what it is!

0:39:300:39:34

-Your time starts now.

0:39:350:39:37

-The pen doesn't work!

0:39:390:39:40

-Shrek.

0:39:410:39:42

-Well done.

0:39:420:39:44

-HEART

0:39:440:39:45

-Heart.

0:39:460:39:47

-That's too easy!

0:39:470:39:48

-Nought and Crosses.

0:39:490:39:51

-Microphone.

0:39:510:39:52

-Oh, no!

0:39:540:39:55

-Glenn Newman.

0:39:570:39:58

-Sarra's never used one of these!

0:40:010:40:03

-Just write that.

0:40:080:40:09

-Glenn Newman.

0:40:110:40:12

-RUGBY POSTS

0:40:140:40:16

-Rugby posts.

0:40:170:40:18

-Jonathan.

0:40:240:40:25

-Jonathan.

-

-Well done, Steff.

0:40:250:40:26

-DONKEY

0:40:270:40:28

-The same arrow!

0:40:280:40:30

-Nigel?

0:40:310:40:32

-Nigel?

-

-Donkey.

0:40:320:40:33

-DRAGON

0:40:340:40:35

-Cow!

0:40:410:40:42

-Pig.

0:40:440:40:45

-Dragon.

0:40:460:40:47

-It's a good thing Steff is here!

0:40:470:40:50

-HAIRDRYER

0:40:500:40:52

-They all look the same!

0:40:530:40:54

-No they don't!

0:40:540:40:55

-A gun.

0:40:560:40:58

-A gun.

-

-Hairdryer, he's right.

0:40:580:40:59

-Well done, you've done it!

0:40:590:41:02

-Well done, Ryan.

0:41:050:41:07

-Congratulations, Ryan,

-you've won the rugby shirt.

0:41:070:41:11

-One of the teams in this season's

-Pro14 is the Southern Kings.

0:41:190:41:23

-Do they Know The Enemy?

0:41:230:41:25

-KNOW THE ENEMY

0:41:250:41:29

-Is it?

0:41:500:41:51

-I can basically come live here!

0:41:520:41:54

-That's my best guess!

0:41:580:41:59

-It's where Tony lives.

0:42:070:42:08

-Who do you think lives there?

0:42:120:42:14

-Sam Warburton.

0:42:150:42:16

-It's going to sound like penis.

0:42:240:42:26

-Your penis are worn!

0:42:280:42:30

-Do you want the accent?

0:42:360:42:37

-Someone tells you something

-is nice.

0:42:370:42:39

-I have no idea

-how to pronounce that.

0:42:410:42:43

-I've got no idea what that is.

0:42:440:42:46

-Is that like "Urgghh"?

0:42:490:42:51

-I'll be there now but in a minute.

0:43:000:43:03

-They're going to be awfully long.

0:43:040:43:06

-I'm coming in a minute.

0:43:060:43:08

-Not coming now?

0:43:080:43:10

-Not coming now?

-

-But in a minute.

0:43:100:43:11

-Not coming now but in a minute.

0:43:110:43:13

-So, coming now but in a minute.

0:43:130:43:17

-So now, in a minute. I think.

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-What does it mean?

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-What?

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-How would you use that?

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-Pick something up

-and state the obvious.

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-Doesn't sound right.

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-How would you say that

-in a sentence?

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-Lois, you have a cookery show.

-What is the format?

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-We're in a studio with families

-competing against each other.

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-I don't know why I am presenting it.

-I can't cook for toffee.

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-We want to find out

-who is the boss in the kitchen.

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-It's a lot of fun.

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-You're presenting the show but

-you have a very particular phobia.

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-It's quite unusual.

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-I do and they are very worst ones.

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-You don't like tomatoes?

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-No, I don't.

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-Stop doing that!

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-Don't because they might pop on me

-and that would be...

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-It's making me want to cry.

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-It's fine if I can control them.

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-I'm scared they will pop

-and squirt all over me.

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-They are gooey.

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-How did you get a phobia

-of tomatoes?

0:45:050:45:08

-I've never liked tomatoes.

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-They're fine in ketchup

-or in a tomato sauce.

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-They are fine in a tin

-but I don't like them on me.

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-Apart from the radio show,

-what else have you coming up?

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-We have recorded the cookery show.

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-I think it will be a lovely series.

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-I look forward to seeing that on

-the TV but it's mainly radio work.

0:45:300:45:33

-Steffan, how about you?

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-I'm in Shrek until next January.

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-It's looks amazing.

0:45:390:45:41

-How do you cope with living

-out of a suitcase on the tour?

0:45:450:45:48

-I don't have many clothes anyway

-so it's OK.

0:45:520:45:54

-We stay in places

-for about two weeks.

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-You can relax and explore the towns.

0:45:580:46:01

-I have another 23 theatres

-to visit over the year.

0:46:020:46:07

-It's a long tour but I love it.

0:46:080:46:10

-There's a rest weekend coming up

-but who will win the Six Nations?

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-I hope it's anyone but England!

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-It could be Ireland.

-What do you think?

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-I'd say England.

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-They are a dangerous team

-as they proved last Saturday.

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-I really don't want that to happen.

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-I've been thinking about

-who could beat England...

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-..and working out how we could win.

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-You are hoping that Ireland win.

0:46:400:46:44

-I hope Wales will win.

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-Who do you think

-will win it this year?

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-I'm reffing Scotland v England.

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-It could be tough for them up there.

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-It's my first Calcutta Cup match.

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-That's all from us tonight. Thanks

-to Lois Cernyw and Steffan Harri.

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-Enjoy your weekend

-without the Welsh team.

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-We'll see you next week

-for the Ireland match.

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-Until then, goodnight.

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-S4C Subtitles by Adnod Cyf.

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Ymunwch â Jonathan, Nigel a Sarra am fwy o hwyl a thynnu coes. More rugby banter and challenges. Tonight's guests are presenter Lois Cernyw and Shrek the Musical star Steffan Harri.