Rhaglen Fri, 16 Feb 2018 21:30 Jonathan

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-Hello and welcome to the show.

-Saturday's game was a battle but

-there were no contentious decisions!

-TMO!

-Apart from the TMO.

-At least we have someone

-to put a smile on our faces.

-Please welcome Sarra Elgan.

-He comes on every week

-dressed as a different character.

-Where's Nigel tonight?

-What have you come as tonight?

-# Stupid Cupid stop picking on me

-# I can't do my homework

-and I can't think straight

-# I meet her every morning

-'bout half past eight

-# I'm acting like a lovesick fool

-# You've even got me carrying

-your books to school

-# Hey, hey, set me free

-# Stupid Cupid, stop picking on me

-# You mixed me up #

-Thank you.

-Yeah, right.

-There you go.

-There you go.

-

-Thank you, Nige.

-What are you meant to be?

-What are you meant to be?

-

-Since it was St Valentine's Day...

-..I'm the Queen of Hearts.

-You're the tarts.

-There's a prick in this one.

-There's two pricks, that and you.

-We know which one

-is the biggest prick.

-Did you receive any cards?

-Did you receive any cards?

-

-Yes.

-You're single now. Single now!

-Single and ready to mingle.

-Let's get on with the show.

-Now then, TMO.

-World Rugby said

-it was an incorrect decision.

-Hold on.

-No comment.

-Can I ask you a serious question?

-Why didn't the ref look at the

-screen and make his own decision?

-When you're watching the game

-at home on your 68-inch HD TV...

-..on the pitch, you're looking

-at a screen that's 70 metres away.

-It's not the same quality

-as your TV.

-It's more difficult

-to see something like that.

-Would you have given it?

-Would you have given it?

-

-And it was raining.

-Would you have given it?

-Would you have given it?

-

-I'd give Wales everything!

-Hands up, hands up

-if you thought it was a try.

-Everyone. I think it was a try.

-Here are our guests this week.

-# Heart Breakfast

-with Lois and Oli #

-Good morning, welcome to Heart

-Breakfast. It's so cold today.

-Hello and welcome

-to Stwnsh Ar Y Ffordd.

-Smile for the camera.

-One, two, three.

-Thousands made the journey

-to the maes on Mathrafal Farm.

-# Sti-bi-ho, sta-bi-lo

-# Holi-wel-a-tabi-lo #

-It's good that people trust me

-with their issues.

-You have to learn how to

-set the table perfectly.

-I've never worked in a place

-where parents argue so much.

-Please welcome presenter Lois Cernyw

-and actor Steffan Harri.

-# I thought love was only true

-in fairy-tales

-# Then for someone else

-and not for me #

-Two Northwalians

-on the sofa tonight.

-I'll have to focus tonight

-or I won't understand them.

-They'll struggle to understand you!

-I'm from Mid Wales.

-It's not quite north.

-Not quite up there.

-I never watch the Eisteddfod

-in the afternoon...

-..but I remember seeing you.

-When I saw that clip,

-I remember watching you.

-You couldn't miss me.

-I was so fat there!

-Are you a rugby fan, Steffan?

-Yes, I enjoy my rugby.

-Did you play?

-I didn't play much rugby.

-I favoured footie.

-You played football for Wales.

-Yes, I was in goal

-for the Welsh U18 Schoolboys.

-Hey, you play rugby.

-No, I played rugby once and I

-thought I'd scored an amazing try...

-..but I was on the halfway line

-and not the try-line.

-Then, for some reason,

-I was never asked to play again.

-Everyone was jumping on my head

-and I couldn't understand why.

-Then I realised

-they were trying to get the ball.

-One game!

-Before we chat further

-with both of you...

-..here's Sion Tomos Owen's view

-of the championship so far.

-OK, thanks everyone for coming.

-And Mam.

-# We're celebrating ten years

-since Gatland's first game

-# Walesonline complained

-about the team he chose

-# Scotland were

-the bookies' favourites

-# We were the underdogs

-# The only Yes from Scotland

-was the engagement

-# Mam says,

-"Sioni, don't ever steal

-# "If you steal

-you'll end up in jail"

-# It doesn't count

-for an interception

-# Gareth's steal

-was bloody lush, mun

-# Townsend's first game

-was an epic fail

-# Steff was flying

-like the Flying Scotsman

-# I know the comparison is ironic

-# Leigh's last try was in 2013

-# But his kicking leg

-is surely bionic

-# Johnny Sexton

-and his je ne sais quoi

-# Deja vu was the score in Italy

-# Eddie smiled

-and the French asked why

-# Wales on the way to Twickenham

-# Eddie said the match

-was a step up for Rhys Patchell

-# Psychological games off the pitch

-# He tried to grass up Alun Wyn

-# To the IRB for preventing Finn

-# And as usual

-the Aussie was talking shit

-# Typically Twickenham

-spoiled our anthem

-# When they sang God Save The Queen

-I muted the telly

-# Scott Williams, please don't

-# Treat the wing like slip and slide

-# If you want to do that

-there's a Butlin's in Pwllheli

-# Shingler's break,

-one hell of an effort

-# Galloped 60 metres

-# What a surprise,

-Mike Brown acted like a knob

-# Every Welshman

-and a few Englishmen

-# Saw Anscombe scoring a try

-# TMO, you had one fuckin' job

-# France are playing

-like a knackered Citroen

-# Italy are as wonky

-as the Tower of Pisa

-# England won

-but Eddie wouldn't shut up

-# Wales are looking ahead

-to the Aviva #

-You done now 'en, Sion.

-Even your mam has gone, butt.

-Thanks, Sion.

-Did you watch the game?

-I missed the first 20 minutes,

-I was still on stage.

-I missed all the tries.

-It was a great effort

-from the lads...

-..but in all honesty,

-the English were better than us.

-Frustrating is the word that comes

-to mind. I was, like, come on!

-It's Friday now.

-The game was Saturday.

-We can stop talking about it.

-You brought it up.

-The news, Sarra.

-OK. Good news for Wales. Leigh

-Halfpenny's foot is on the mend.

-Yuck! Look at the bunions on that.

-Like your feet.

-Athlete's foot.

-100,000 condoms have been bought

-for the Winter Olympics.

-To reflect this,

-they've changed the flag.

-One competitor has said

-"Don't worry, I don't need them."

-Andreas...

-Wank.

-That's the news.

-Thanks, Sarra.

-That's all for Part 1.

-Before we go, here are

-more memories from Andy Powell.

-See you after the break.

-Barbara, get us a double

-of the Scotch. Thank you.

-Welcome to the new edition of

-Atgofion Andy. Let the show begin.

-Yes, what a year it was, 2009.

-Millennium Stadium.

-Beating the English.

-Jolly-ho. What a day it was.

-I can remember going back

-to the Vale Hotel.

-All the players,

-management drinking.

-We put some stuff away that night.

-And that man, Shaun Edwards,

-he has two cans of Strongbow.

-He goes back to the room

-with a sleeping tablet.

-Very strange man he is.

-Ding-ding, 20 minutes later,

-that madman is in the lift...

-..with just his underpants on.

-He goes, "I'll dust you up,

-I'll dust you up."

-Strange Northerner he is,

-but what a lovely chap.

-That man, Martyn Williams,

-put him back to bed.

-Great guy too.

-What a day that was.

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-Welcome back. On the sofa tonight

-are Lois Cernyw and Steffan Harri.

-Before we have a chat with Lois...

-..time to find out how

-two of the Scarlet stars...

-..Aaron Shingler and Tadhg Beirne,

-know about each other.

-This is Friends.

-Bit feisty.

-Bit feisty.

-

-Jonny Evans.

-Keep going. Along that lines.

-Little blonde in the hair.

-Aled.

-He won't be happy with that.

-He'll be tamping with that.

-This character. Poor haircut.

-Cubby.

-Could be. No. It's not him.

-That would be a very poor haircut.

-Loves throwing in.

-Throwing in?

-Thinks he's very fashionable.

-Again, Cubby.

-It is. Like that.

-Tubby around the waist.

-Tubby on the face as well.

-Always beats people.

-Steff.

-He runs the whole of Carmarthen.

-He's the Sheriff of Carmarthen.

-Ken Owens.

-Pretty ugly. Pretty ugly.

-Gone for me, are ya?

-Yeah.

-That's it. Spot on.

-That's it. Spot on.

-

-Cheers, pal.

-He has to sit by the window on away

-trips so he can look at the fields.

-To look for rabbits!

-Samson Lee.

-Red hair. He loves speaking Welsh.

-Patchell. Rhys Patchell.

-Pivac's child.

-Parksy. Hadleigh Parkes.

-Loves to look after himself

-in every single way.

-Give me some more. Jake Ball?

-Bit of an inspirational speaker.

-Gets himself going.

-You're talking about me. Aye-aye.

-I'm happy with that though.

-Lois, you're a familiar face on TV,

-on S4C.

-You're also on Heart Radio.

-You started out in a bar.

-Yes, when I was in Year 7,

-11 years old...

-..Mam sent me to work

-in the local pub.

-In her eyes,

-I was old enough to work.

-I'll phone Childline for you.

-The thing is, it taught me so much.

-I was paid 1.50 an hour.

-I would leave with more tips

-than wages. It was great.

-Then you went out to Rhodes to work.

-Tell me what you did in Rhodes

-and what you had to wear.

-I went out for a week between

-my first and second year in college.

-I had to phone Mam.

-"Hiya, Mam, are you OK?

-"I'm meant to come home tomorrow

-but I'm not coming home."

-I stayed in Rhodes

-for three months to work.

-I didn't tell her at the time

-but I worked from bar to bar...

-..drinking, enjoying myself,

-talking to people...

-I can't believe

-I'm telling you this.

-On my top were the words

-'Will You Come To Bed With Me?'

-Bed Club was the name

-of the nightclub where I worked.

-I did that for three months.

-I drank, I enjoyed myself

-and I was being paid for it.

-I danced on tables. A lot of fun.

-Working behind a bar,

-tickets to go into a bar.

-How did you start working in TV?

-I saw them advertise

-for a new presenter.

-You used to present Planed Plant.

-I thought might as well,

-let's give it a go.

-I remember them asking

-for a head shot.

-I didn't have any head shots,

-I had nothing.

-All I had was a photo of me

-on holiday wearing a yellow dress.

-When I turned up they said I looked

-just like I did in the photo.

-I was wearing

-the same bloomin' dress!

-I thought, "Oh, my God,

-I'm so not going to get this."

-For some bizarre reason, they

-invited me for a second screen test.

-Talking of Planed Plant, you have

-to be careful of what you say.

-Have you said something

-you shouldn't have?

-No, I'd never... OK, yes!

-I was lucky enough to work

-on Stwnsh Sadwrn a live programme.

-We had a great laugh.

-We had one item where they gave me

-a card, like you have there...

-..and I had to read

-what was on the card.

-It was a simple job.

-All I had to do was read.

-It was a fact about America

-and Massachusetts.

-There I was reading this

-and I reached Massachusetts...

-..and I started reading it.

-In Massive-two-shits...

-In Massive-two-shits...

-In Massive-two-shits...

-Am I saying this right?

-Yes, yes, carry on.

-I said Massive-two-shits on

-a children's TV programme 10 times.

-You've switched from TV to radio.

-You present on Heart Radio.

-In North Wales,

-broadcasting to North Wales.

-I have a face for radio

-as people like to remind me.

-We're on the back of buses now.

-I look like the back end of a bus!

-Really embarrassing.

-I've been doing it since last April.

-I'm up at 4.00am

-every morning during the week.

-It's aging me.

-Do you enjoy it?

-Do you enjoy it?

-

-I love it.

-Is it better than TV?

-Is it better than TV?

-

-It's different, very different.

-When I'm on Heart,

-everything is in English.

-When they took me on, I thought...

-.."Do they know

-I can hardly speak English?"

-I'll just go with it!

-You have a very strong Northwalian

-accent. Has it caused any problems?

-Yes.

-When Storm Eileen was here,

-I said something unfortunate.

-What I was trying to say was, "Watch

-out, Eileen'll blow your branches."

-What I said was...

-.."Watch out for Eileen because

-she's going to blow your wood off."

-Everyone was outside like this!

-Come on, Eileen.

-I said something else.

-We wondered if a fish was in water,

-was it wet?

-Obviously,

-when a fish is in water it's wet.

-Oli said no, it's not wet

-until it comes out of the water.

-"How do you know?"

-"I don't need to touch myself

-to know I'm wet."

-And then...

-Excellent.

-You have a dangerous relationship

-with the English language.

-We'll give you a couple of words

-and we want you to read them.

-Here's the first word.

-Here's the first word.

-

-Jonathan!

-I know how to say this now.

-Massive-two-shits.

-Massachusetts.

-Massachusetts.

-Correct, well done. Next.

-Aw-ree.

-No.

-Oh-ree.

-Boys?

-Weary!

-Weary?!

-Aw-righ.

-Aw-righ.

-

-Silent A.

-Aw-righ.

-Aw-righ?

-Aw-righ?

-

-I didn't know that.

-Nando's.

-I'd never say that

-because I don't eat that crap.

-How do you say it?

-Steffan knows.

-Kin-wah. Kin-wah.

-I have one each for you two

-just to see if you can say that.

-What is it?

-What is it?

-

-Croeso i'r sioe.

-Not croeso i'r show.

-Croeso i'r sioe.

-Nige, one for you.

-Aber-jean.

-Are you serious?

-Are you serious?

-I don't like those either.

-Is it a place name?

-Try again. Have a look.

-Aber-jean.

-Aber-jean.

-

-Oh-ber-jean. What is it?

-That bloody stupid thing.

-You put it in the thing.

-When you wash clothes.

-Wash clothes?

-It's a vegetable.

-Really?

-Give me strength. You did

-far better than them. Well done.

-One minute to go.

-Let's Hit The Bar.

-You don't know who's on the bar

-tonight, we've picked him.

-We picked him tonight. Only one

-person can be on the bar tonight.

-Only one.

-Only one.

-

-The TMO.

-The TMO. What's his name?

-The TMO. What's his name?

-

-Glenn Newman.

-You don't know what he looks like.

-We can't show him

-if we don't know what he looks like.

-Where are you from, Dan?

-Where are you from, Dan?

-

-Ystalyfera.

-Where will you put them?

-Lois, you have 20 seconds.

-Between the posts five points,

-10 points if you hit the TMO...

-..if you hit the TMO

-with this golden ball...

-Very good.

-..double points.

-Right, 20 seconds.

-Dan, are you ready?

-Three, two, one.

-Ooh, sorry.

-Sorry, camera!

-You can retire now.

-Well done, keep going. Faster.

-Grab the golden ball.

-Golden ball, golden ball.

-Again!

-Again!

-

-Three, two.

-Well done.

-Well done, Dan. Count your fingers,

-count your fingers.

-Sarra, what was Lois' score?

-Well done, Lois. 30.

-Better than I thought.

-Before the break, here's a try

-scored by Scott Gibbs...

-..against England in 1999

-in Wembley.

-Scott Quinnell.

-A burst by Scott Gibbs.

-Scott Gibbs is through.

-Scott Gibbs has scored.

-What an amazing try.

-Here's the question.

-Who else scored for Wales that day?

-I'll give you the answer

-after the break.

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-Welcome back.

-Nige, what's the answer?

-I asked who scored the other try

-against England.

-You saw Scott Gibbs' try.

-Does anyone know who this is?

-Anyone?

-A fullback.

-A fullback.

-

-Kiwi.

-Shane Howarth.

-You don't remember Shane Howarth?

-I'm showing my age now.

-Steffan, you sing and act on stage.

-Is that what you've done

-since you were a youngster?

-I'm originally a farmer's son.

-I enjoyed singing and acting

-whilst growing up.

-I remember my first eisteddfod

-when I was six.

-I got to the stage

-with the Under 8 Solo.

-We all shared a hotel room...

-..my parents and Owain and Siwan,

-my brother and sister.

-I was a bit nervous and had

-some trouble finding the toilet.

-I pissed all over my brother!

-I still say it's the reason

-he's got a full head of hair now!

-Were you with the YFC?

-I enjoyed the YFC. Dad used to write

-some comedy for me to perform.

-I won the U26 Humorous Recitation

-when I was 13 with dad's work.

-At 13?

-At 13?

-

-Yes.

-When the others saw you

-trying for the U26...

-..they must have thought

-you were a cock!

-Pretty much!

-That's amazing though.

-How did you start on the stage?

-I went on a course over Easter

-at ArtsEd in London.

-I enjoyed it so I decided

-to have some interviews...

-..after finishing sixth form.

-I decided to go to Guildford

-to study Musical Theatre.

-You are known for your theatre work

-these days...

-..but you've also been on TV

-with Rownd a Rownd.

-I had a lot of fun on Rownd a Rownd.

-I was on it for a short time

-after college.

-They were great and I've worked

-with some of the actors since then.

-That was in Hollti

-for Theatr Genedlaethol.

-It's nice to work in Welsh theatre.

-What about after Rownd a Rownd?

-I did Spamalot in the West End.

-Monty Python's Holy Grail.

-Have people seen the film?

-Everyone's seen it.

-Did you meet any of the Pythons?

-I played Lancelot

-who was played by John Cleese.

-Eric Idle has a lot

-to do with the musical.

-They both came to watch us.

-It was daunting to play

-Cleese's role with him there.

-John Pasquala...

-Say that again!

-Say that again!

-

-John Pasquala.

-Close enough! It was Joe Pasquale.

-He played King Arthur.

-What was it like working with him?

-It was great and we could ad-lib

-almost every night.

-He played King Arthur.

-In the first part of the show

-I had to stand right next to him.

-I always expected the worst.

-Every time before

-we would go 'To Camelot'...

-..he would look at me and I'd wonder

-what he would do on that night.

-This time, he put his hand inside

-my mouth and started tickling me.

-I thought "What are you doing!".

-He'd take it out

-and rub it down my face.

-Once he saw that the audience

-were rolling in the aisles...

-..he did it every night!

-You've had a huge break

-because you're now playing Shrek.

-We're taking the West End show

-on a tour of the UK and Ireland.

-I did the original tour in 2014

-as understudy to Lord Farquaad.

-The opportunity arose

-when I was in Les Mis.

-My agent asked if I fancied

-playing Lord Farquaad.

-I'd gone up for that role

-about 60 times...

-..so I told him to put me up

-for Shrek, just for a laugh.

-I didn't think they'd see me

-as Shrek.

-I got a phone call two weeks later

-saying I'd got the part.

-There must be a lot of pressure

-to play the main character, Shrek.

-Do you feel that pressure

-when you're on stage?

-It's a bit odd because a lot happens

-offstage as well.

-I go in at 4.30pm every day.

-I see the cast after I've

-been transformed with make-up.

-Some say they haven't

-seen my face for weeks!

-I have an hour and a half of make-up

-to sort out every day.

-It's amazing and I also have

-a costume that weighs 45 pounds.

-Shrek is Scottish.

-Yes, indeed.

-Is it hard to do the accent?

-I'd never studied the accent in

-college and we opened in Edinburgh!

-I was a bit apprehensive!

-Why did we have to open there?

-They didn't want another Mike Myers.

-He does a cod-Scottish Canadian.

-It's cod-Scottish really.

-Give us a blast of Shrek.

-What, now?

-We won't be here tomorrow.

-And so the little ogre found

-himself a perfectly rancid swamp...

-..far away from civilisation.

-And whenever a mob came along

-to burn him at the stake...

-..he knew exactly what to do.

-Brilliant.

-Steffan is very talented,

-according to his CV.

-We have downloaded your CV.

-It's packed with stuff

-but I won't read it all out.

-Are you telling the truth?

-A challenge called

-Showing Off Your Talent.

-Steffan, you look scared.

-Steffan, you look scared.

-

-Not at all.

-You haven't lied on your CV?

-You haven't lied on your CV?

-

-No.

-It says here

-that you play the drums.

-Take off the black cloak

-to reveal some drums.

-Please prove to us

-you can play the drums.

-We have to give them back

-to Shane Williams after the show!

-Sorry Shane.

-Lord Farquaad, Lord Farquaad.

-DRUMS BEING PLAYED

-Well done.

-It also says here

-that you can do stilt walking.

-Stilt walking!

-Take off the black cloak.

-There are some stilts.

-I did have string around my legs

-doing Spamalot.

-I'm worried about

-Health and Safety!.

-Nobody has broken their leg

-on this show yet.

-Don't tell Dreamworks

-I've done this!

-There you are!

-Luke Charteris!

-Finally, apparently

-you can also perform ballet.

-We have a ballet bar.

-We've also got a tutu.

-Take off the black sheet.

-Oh, my God!

-Swan Lake!

-Wear the pink tutu if you want to.

-It's up to you. Oh, well done.

-I did this in college

-but never since then.

-It does fit you. Lovely!

-I hope every one of your friends

-will watch this programme.

-These trousers are a bit tight.

-Why am I doing this on S4C?

-Well done.

-I thought I was watching Swan Lake.

-On Nigel Owens' CV

-it says you are a presenter!

-I'm only joking!

-A minute to go.

-It's time to Hit the Bar.

-Right then, up you come.

-20 seconds. Five points if it goes

-over and ten if you hit the TMO.

-The golden ball is double.

-Are you ready?

-

-Yes.

-3, 2, 1.

-A bit quicker.

-Concentrate.

-Three.

-Two.

-WHISTLE

-A little pirouette now!

-What is Steffan's score?

-Congratulations.

-You are top with 90 points.

-That's all for this part.

-Time for you to work out

-who is this week's mystery player.

-Good morning, ??? Candles.

-I'm not a big fan of candles.

-They get on my wick!

-Did you see what I did there?

-This week's mystery player has

-turned his hand to candles...

-..since retiring in 2005

-but who is he?

-Want some clues?

-Then follow me.

-Our mystery guest

-comes from a rugby family.

-His two brothers

-also played professional rugby...

-..and his father

-was also quite a player.

-Our mystery player started

-his career with Llanelli...

-..but he also played rugby league.

-He played for Wales

-in the 1995 World Cup.

-Who was his captain, do you think?

-Jiffy.

-Do you know who he is yet?

-Nice.

-Apparently, he once took

-to the field in only his pants.

-Does that help you at all?

-Do you know what happened when

-the local candle shop burned down?

-Nothing, everyone stood outside

-singing Happy Birthday!

-No?

-OK.

-Do you have any idea

-who our mystery player might be?

-Find out after the break.

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-Welcome back.

-Before the break, Sarra asked you

-who was our mystery guest.

-Here he is.

-Scott Quinnell!

-It's me!

-It's time to play Nigel's Tricks.

-Welcome to Nigel's Tricks. We need a

-member of the audience to help out.

-Under one of the seats

-there's a Golden Whistle.

-Whoever finds the Golden Whistle

-will take part in Nigel's Tricks.

-Have you found it?

-Take a seat here with me.

-What's your name?

-What's your name?

-

-Ryan.

-Where are you from, Ryan.

-Where are you from, Ryan.

-

-Neath.

-The last lad was from Ystalyfera!

-I work there but am from Neath.

-Well done.

-Let's get on with the game.

-A drawing game.

-Lois, I've heard that you're

-a dab hand at drawing.

-We shall see.

-Jonathan will give you an object

-and you need to draw that object.

-You must guess what it is

-and if you get ten right...

-Can Ryan guess as well?

-That's why he's here!

-Get ten right

-and Ryan wins this shirt.

-If not, you win a Jonathan Biro.

-What's the first one?

-I'm not shouting it out

-or they'll know what it is!

-Your time starts now.

-The pen doesn't work!

-Shrek.

-Well done.

-HEART

-Heart.

-That's too easy!

-Nought and Crosses.

-Microphone.

-Oh, no!

-Glenn Newman.

-Sarra's never used one of these!

-Just write that.

-Glenn Newman.

-RUGBY POSTS

-Rugby posts.

-Jonathan.

-Jonathan.

-

-Well done, Steff.

-DONKEY

-The same arrow!

-Nigel?

-Nigel?

-

-Donkey.

-DRAGON

-Cow!

-Pig.

-Dragon.

-It's a good thing Steff is here!

-HAIRDRYER

-They all look the same!

-No they don't!

-A gun.

-A gun.

-

-Hairdryer, he's right.

-Well done, you've done it!

-Well done, Ryan.

-Congratulations, Ryan,

-you've won the rugby shirt.

-One of the teams in this season's

-Pro14 is the Southern Kings.

-Do they Know The Enemy?

-KNOW THE ENEMY

-Is it?

-I can basically come live here!

-That's my best guess!

-It's where Tony lives.

-Who do you think lives there?

-Sam Warburton.

-It's going to sound like penis.

-Your penis are worn!

-Do you want the accent?

-Someone tells you something

-is nice.

-I have no idea

-how to pronounce that.

-I've got no idea what that is.

-Is that like "Urgghh"?

-I'll be there now but in a minute.

-They're going to be awfully long.

-I'm coming in a minute.

-Not coming now?

-Not coming now?

-

-But in a minute.

-Not coming now but in a minute.

-So, coming now but in a minute.

-So now, in a minute. I think.

-What does it mean?

-What?

-How would you use that?

-Pick something up

-and state the obvious.

-Doesn't sound right.

-How would you say that

-in a sentence?

-Lois, you have a cookery show.

-What is the format?

-We're in a studio with families

-competing against each other.

-I don't know why I am presenting it.

-I can't cook for toffee.

-We want to find out

-who is the boss in the kitchen.

-It's a lot of fun.

-You're presenting the show but

-you have a very particular phobia.

-It's quite unusual.

-I do and they are very worst ones.

-You don't like tomatoes?

-No, I don't.

-Stop doing that!

-Don't because they might pop on me

-and that would be...

-It's making me want to cry.

-It's fine if I can control them.

-I'm scared they will pop

-and squirt all over me.

-They are gooey.

-How did you get a phobia

-of tomatoes?

-I've never liked tomatoes.

-They're fine in ketchup

-or in a tomato sauce.

-They are fine in a tin

-but I don't like them on me.

-Apart from the radio show,

-what else have you coming up?

-We have recorded the cookery show.

-I think it will be a lovely series.

-I look forward to seeing that on

-the TV but it's mainly radio work.

-Steffan, how about you?

-I'm in Shrek until next January.

-It's looks amazing.

-How do you cope with living

-out of a suitcase on the tour?

-I don't have many clothes anyway

-so it's OK.

-We stay in places

-for about two weeks.

-You can relax and explore the towns.

-I have another 23 theatres

-to visit over the year.

-It's a long tour but I love it.

-There's a rest weekend coming up

-but who will win the Six Nations?

-I hope it's anyone but England!

-It could be Ireland.

-What do you think?

-I'd say England.

-They are a dangerous team

-as they proved last Saturday.

-I really don't want that to happen.

-I've been thinking about

-who could beat England...

-..and working out how we could win.

-You are hoping that Ireland win.

-I hope Wales will win.

-Who do you think

-will win it this year?

-I'm reffing Scotland v England.

-It could be tough for them up there.

-It's my first Calcutta Cup match.

-That's all from us tonight. Thanks

-to Lois Cernyw and Steffan Harri.

-Enjoy your weekend

-without the Welsh team.

-We'll see you next week

-for the Ireland match.

-Until then, goodnight.

-S4C Subtitles by Adnod Cyf.

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