Rhaglen Fri, 09 Mar 2018 21:30 Jonathan

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-Welcome to the show. I hope

-you're all well after Snowmageddon.

-This weekend

-sees Wales take on Italy.

-To make sure we're all keeping warm,

-here's Sarra Elgan.

-He always makes an entrance.

-Nigel, what are you tonight?

-Don't throw them at me.

-Don't throw them at me.

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-Alright, Jiff?

-There's a pip in that one.

-There's a pip in that one.

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-They're pipless.

-You enjoyed that entrance.

-Yes indeed.

-Julius Caesar the geyser.

-That's who you are. You had men

-carrying you on tonight.

-That's sexist.

-That's sexist.

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-This show is all about equality.

-I can see that. Why Caesar?

-I can see that. Why Caesar?

-

-We're playing Italy.

-I was also thinking,

-if an emperor rules the empires...

-..kings rule the kingdoms...

-..who rules countries?

-What happened with you this week?

-You had snow.

-I had loads. And you?

-None! Nothing.

-None! Nothing.

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-We had seven-foot drifts.

-Was your toilet working?

-What was this?

-What are you doing here?

-First of all...

-I was on the side of the pitch

-reading a link.

-Hover, hover.

-Who's on tonight's programme?

-Who's on tonight's programme?

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-It's big.

-When you come home tonight.

-Everything OK in work?

-# In the village of Llanfyrnach,

-saying goodbye to the moon

-# Wearing overalls

-on a cold morning #

-# The first time I saw you #

-Fresh fish and laverbread. Cocks!

-# The tank will be full

-as we shift through the afternoon #

-Take you, John Daniel,

-as my lawful wedded husband.

-OK?

-Actress Gillian Elisa

-and singer Welsh Whisperer.

-A warm welcome to both of you.

-You both look very glam.

-Well, one of them does.

-Right, Welsh Whisperer.

-Explain that to me.

-Originally from Cwmfelinmynach.

-As Welsh Whisperer, I sing country

-songs in rural towns and villages.

-I have a lot of fun

-with the rural communities.

-Anything to do with

-ball bearings, diesel, petrol.

-A bit like you!

-You played rugby.

-You played rugby.

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-Yes, I played against Cardigan.

-Or was it Aberystwyth? They were

-good. It was for Children In Need.

-I was dressed up, false eyelashes.

-I had extensions,

-I wanted to look good on the field.

-They said I had really nice legs.

-Which position did you play?

-I think I was on the wing.

-As long as you weren't a hooker!

-I was going to say hooker!

-Before we speak to these two,

-let's recap the Championship so far.

-An interception by Gareth Davies.

-Great work by Gareth Davies.

-Halfpenny. He has to score.

-Leigh Halfpenny.

-Steff Evans.

-34-7.

-Johnny May in acres of room.

-A kick for Steff Evans.

-Try, yes or no?

-I think that's a try.

-It was very close.

-A great tackle.

-Great play from Sexton.

-Jacob Stockdale.

-He needs no-one. He's there.

-Out it goes. Aaron Shingler.

-To Steff Evans. Steff Evans.

-Anscombe. Over the top.

-The interception.

-How many games have you watched?

-How do you rate Wales?

-I watched the Scotland game.

-It's the only one I've watched.

-I was in Devil's Bridge.

-I had a gig that night.

-I was there early enough

-to watch it. It was good.

-You watched the best one.

-You watched the best one.

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-I chose the best one.

-We had a couple of pints after.

-It was a good night to be out.

-Standard Ceredigion, in the back

-of a 4x4 down to Aberystwyth...

-..and back to the Hafod Hotel.

-Good plug!

-There's something about

-the Scotland game, every time...

-..I always think

-it's something special.

-I'm looking forward to watching

-the Italy game on Sunday.

-I've got a ticket. I'm so excited.

-Your first time?

-Your first time?

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-No, but I haven't been for years.

-I'm more enthusiastic now

-and I'm excited about it.

-Sarra, this week's news.

-Sarra, this week's news.

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-Sky Cycling's doping problems...

-..have now reached Bristol Zoo.

-Thank you, Jon Fox, for ferrying

-NHS staff to hospitals this week.

-He could have done more

-than just one trip though.

-We were all excited

-about Beast from the East.

-These two were a little bit

-too excited.

-Dear me!

-Dear me!

-

-That was class though.

-That's the news!

-That's it for now.

-Here's Italian legend

-Marco Bortolami...

-..to tell us why he loves Wales.

-See you after the break.

-The worst thing

-about playing against Wales.

-Early in my career,

-Wales were a very good side.

-The likes of Shane Williams, Gareth

-Thomas, their backs were amazing.

-It was a tough game.

-It was a learning curve for me

-and for the Italian team.

-It was good to play

-against a strong side.

-The most annoying player

-to play against?

-I have to say, Alun Wyn Jones.

-He's a great player.

-He likes to talk a lot on the field.

-A word to describe Welsh players?

-Welsh players in one word - chatty.

-They talk a lot.

-Usually scrum-halves.

-Most likely to share a pint

-with after a game?

-I spent some time

-with Mefin Davies in Gloucester.

-He's a very good man, a very

-nice person and a quality player.

-I really enjoyed to play

-against him and with him.

-We spent time off the field as well.

-Best thing

-about playing against Wales?

-Playing against Wales

-was always good.

-The atmosphere at

-the Millennium Stadium is special.

-The walk through the supporters

-with the bus going to the stadium...

-..is pretty unique.

-Very good memories.

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-Welcome back. I'm joined by

-Welsh Whisperer and Gillian Elisa.

-Right, before I speak

-to the Whisperer...

-..because the weather

-has been so bad...

-..I set Nigel and Sarra

-a weather challenge.

-Sarra, Nigel,

-welcome to the weather office.

-You look lovely, by the way. I could

-have been more suitably dressed.

-You could have, yes.

-I heard that Jonathan sent you here

-to present the weather.

-Where's he? In Barbados.

-When you start off, look into this

-camera and say hello, how are you?

-Here's the weather for Wales today.

-Then you move on to your maps.

-Here we go, here we go.

-When you look at the map,

-you can say what's happening.

-The rain's coming in

-over the mountains.

-Where are the mountains?

-Hello, how are you? Nigel Owens

-here. Here's tomorrow's weather.

-It's going to be

-dry, sunny but cold.

-Nigel, before you begin,

-hand out of your pocket.

-That's better.

-I love it.

-Good evening and here's the weather

-with me, Nigel Owens.

-I'm standing in for Derek

-who's at home suffering with piles.

-Tomorrow's weather

-is dry and sunny but cold.

-As you can see on the map, rain

-will come in affecting Trimsaran.

-Nobody cares about the weather

-in Trimsaran.

-Heavy rain in Knighton.

-Watch out for some surface water.

-Overnight, the weather

-will change from the north.

-The weather in Monknash

-will also change late in the day.

-It's snowing there now.

-That's the weather.

-By the way, if you live

-in Pontyberem, it'll piss down.

-You're so annoying.

-You always do it.

-You joke you're rubbish

-and then you... Oh!

-That was good, fair play.

-Let's take a look at the weather.

-Another click.

-You've... Oh, right.

-You've... Oh, right.

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-Start again?

-Let's see...

-If you're out shopping,

-take a raincoat.

-In Wrexham,

-rain has turned into snow.

-It will be snow by 3.00pm.

-The kids could go out and build

-some snowmen on the lawn outside.

-Mynyddcerrig - who cares what

-the weather's like in Mynyddcerrig.

-I hope it's nice and cold

-for Nigel Owens.

-That's where Nigel lives.

-That's where Nigel lives.

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-I've moved to Pontyberem.

-It's no better there.

-If you're out, take a coat with you.

-The rain will clear by Friday.

-Goodnight.

-That was horrific!

-Well, I'm pleasantly surprised.

-Well done, both of you.

-Sorry, Sarra, Nigel wins this time.

-I'm a referee and she's a pro.

-Pro? I'm not a weathergirl.

-Presenter. It's the same thing.

-Presenter. It's the same thing.

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-That's like saying you play rugby.

-Clearly that's not the case!

-Good grief.

-That's what she's like

-when she loses.

-The sun is shining in Mynyddcerrig

-and it's raining in Cowbridge!

-He was very good.

-When she loses,

-she goes below the belt.

-I don't often lose.

-I don't often lose.

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-You're like the weather - dull!

-Right. Now then Whisperer,

-what style describes your singing?

-Some people put me between

-Julio Iglesias and Dafydd Iwan.

-I can see Dafydd Iwan...

-I can see Dafydd Iwan...

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-The chest hair isn't out tonight.

-Only in the summer,

-with a vest and wellies.

-You broke into the music scene

-with the lorries song.

-Mansel Davies. That was me.

-Why Mansel Davies?

-I've heard people

-in pubs and clubs whispering...

-.."He's working for Mans.

-They pay him to sing the song."

-No! I was just stuck behind them

-all the time.

-I wrote the song and realised

-this was everyone's experience.

-Everyone's been stuck

-behind his lorries.

-Here's a clip of the song.

-# I'm the Mansel Davies, 30mph

-# I run a diesel engine

-but I'll never put my foot down

-# I paid my road tax twice,

-for the left and the right

-# I much prefer staying

-in the middle instead #

-You're right. If you haven't

-listened to the song, listen to it.

-That's what happens behind a lorry.

-Just stuck all the way. I hadn't

-realised how many there were.

-They're everywhere.

-When did you get into music?

-I watched Tecwyn Ifan singing when

-I was younger, then Dafydd Iwan.

-They sang some serious songs.

-The country music I heard

-from Ireland wasn't so serious.

-There was a lot less heartache.

-They sang songs

-about agriculture and machinery.

-That audience existed in Wales

-so why not try it.

-So hey, look at me now.

-When did you decide

-to write this music?

-To be honest, it was a bit random.

-Someone took a photo of me

-sitting in front of a log fire.

-I had a full beard

-and I was wearing my flat cap.

-It appeared on Facebook and my mate

-said I looked like an old popstar...

-..on a '70s vinyl record cover.

-I started playing around

-with some fake albums...

-..and someone said

-I should record songs.

-"I can't do that, I can't do that."

-But I could.

-Your heroes are Tecwyn Ifan

-and Dafydd Iwan. Have you met them?

-Yes,

-I had the chance a few years ago.

-I read my local paper, Cardi Bach.

-Dafydd Iwan was singing in Efailwen.

-I was in North Wales at the time

-but I fancied it.

-The organisers told me to ask Dafydd

-Iwan for a lift down to the gig.

-I thought random!

-Stalker!

-I got Dafydd Iwan's email address,

-sent him a message...

-.."Sorry to disturb you,

-Dafydd Iwan...

-"..could I get a lift

-to Pembrokeshire?"

-"No problems, call over."

-I visited his house in Caernarfon,

-near Hollywood Hills!

-Doorbell.

-In I went. I had a lift

-in his flat-top Volvo.

-Very nice.

-That car had buttons

-like you've got in the Jaguar.

-Mocha Frappuccino.

-I broke his seat!

-It jammed like that.

-You were like this!

-"How's it going?"

-The cramp kicked in, I sat in

-the back and talked via the mirror.

-If you want a taxi from north

-to south, I have his number.

-You went down there as a fan.

-What are your fans like?

-It varies. Gigs consist of young

-children to old people 70+VAT.

-All the family turn up.

-It's great to see Welsh speakers

-and English speakers.

-"I didn't understand a word

-but we had a hell of a laugh."

-We get that on this show!

-You've broken into the world of TV.

-You've been on Heno.

-I did a stint presenting pub of

-the week on Heno. That was cushty.

-Tough job.

-Talk to the punters, a few pints

-and a song at the end. Great!

-You're also on Hansh. Explain that.

-I didn't know what it was.

-What exactly is it?

-A new online service for S4C for

-young people. Not just young people.

-That's why we don't know!

-Lots of clips, different genres -

-music, fashion, humour, comedy.

-They get a million hits.

-I've recorded a lot of songs

-with a boy named Hywel Pitts.

-They're all on Facebook

-and TV once a week. It's good.

-You've written a song about us.

-Is that why the guitar's here?

-Do you want it?

-You're not going to play it!

-You're not going to play it!

-

-Do we want to hear it?

-We'll see now.

-We'll see now.

-We'll see now.

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-I like the bailer twine.

-I know it's mine then.

-I don't want to mix it up.

-Be kind!

-Do you want to hear it?

-# I went down to the city,

-the BBC studios

-# No-one with a moustache,

-everyone staring at me

-# Trying to find the right room,

-knocking on everyone

-# Sarra Elgan's wardrobes

-were behind every single one

-It was like the Tardis.

-# I passed a man sweating

-who looked quite angry

-# Nigel benching 90kg

-before tensing on screen

-# Off to the kitchen

-where Jiffy was struggling

-# He couldn't reach the coffee

-because his legs were too short #

-Thank you.

-Thank you.

-

-That'll be No.1.

-Well done. Next time, 120kg.

-Right, one minute to go.

-It's time to Hit The Bar.

-Right, who's on the bar?

-On the bar tonight, Jiffy,

-one of Italy's greatest players.

-One of the world's best No.8s

-of all time.

-Sergio Parisse.

-What's your name? Teifion.

-Where are you from?

-Yr Hendy.

-Right then, Welsh Whisperer.

-Look out, Leigh Halfpenny.

-20 seconds.

-Five points between the posts,

-ten points for hitting Parisse.

-Hit him with the golden ball...

-..we'll double the points.

-Three, two, one.

-Hey, look out.

-Faster.

-Three, two.

-What's his score?

-Well done. 75 points.

-Very close.

-Before we go, here's Alex Cuthbert

-scoring in 2013.

-In the Championship that year,

-who won the Wooden Spoon?

-We'll give you the answer

-after the break.

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-Welcome back.

-What's the answer to the question?

-When Cuthbert scored

-the try against Italy in 2013...

-..who won the Wooden Spoon

-in that year? Anybody know?

-Scotland is the wrong answer.

-There aren't many left now.

-France. Well done, Gill.

-France won the Wooden Spoon in 2013.

-Gillian, you're starring

-in Craith at the moment.

-You're playing a lovely woman.

-I've never played such a nasty,

-odd an eerie character.

-She looks awful too.

-Do you enjoy it?

-It was a real challenge. I wasn't

-sure where the role was going.

-The scripts were given

-to us quite late.

-The production company

-kept us on our toes.

-We were kept in the dark.

-I had expected just to go in

-and do my bit as a cameo role.

-It really developed

-and I was a bit scared.

-I also had to put on a Gog accent.

-The roles you play aren't anything

-like this. Craith is quite brutal.

-Here's a clip.

-What did I tell you?

-I did warn you.

-Pervert!

-You cheeky bastard.

-I don't want you

-in the house tonight.

-You've done so many things

-in your career.

-Did you want to act

-when you were growing up?

-I always liked performing.

-I would appear from behind some

-curtains and do some nonsense.

-Showing off.

-You learnt your craft at workshops.

-When I started, my first show was

-a musical called Dewin y Daran...

-..at the Carmarthen eisteddfod

-in 1974.

-Before that, we had written a

-bilingual musical in school...

-..called Yr Enfys,

-War Bureaucracy Industry.

-My English teacher told me "You must

-go into acting. It's in you".

-He was my first mentor.

-"You must do it. There's a workshop

-up in Aberystwyth."

-The Welsh National Youth Theatre

-Association, I think.

-I decided to go on the workshop

-so up I went to have fun.

-We did the show and then

-people were clinking glasses...

-.."wonderful show,

-it was marvellous".

-Just like my gigs!

-It wasn't my scene.

-I fancied the barman.

-He was only a bit older.

-I clicked with him - I was

-a fast worker in those days!

-I wanted to have a cuddle with him

-on the prom.

-We had to climb out of a window

-for some reason.

-That was my first introduction

-to acting.

-He climbed out carrying

-my handbag and jacket.

-He said "When you climb out, don't

-put your feet on the ground...".

-Before he had explained

-there was no ground there...

-..I'd fallen into the basement.

-We all remember you in Pobol y Cwm

-as Sabrina with Magi Post.

-Didn't you have a choice

-of a few roles?

-John Hefin offered me three roles.

-Megan, Cadi and Sabrina.

-He asked which one would suit me.

-I was only 20 years of age.

-I chose Sabrina and he was pleased.

-It was a test to see if I could

-choose the right role.

-On TV, you have to be

-closer to your own age.

-More natural.

-What was it like with Magi Post?

-A lot of fun. We had chemistry

-and came from the same area.

-We had so much fun.

-I remember one time,

-Phillip Madoc came into the shop.

-They wouldn't mind me

-telling the story.

-He was famous having played

-a lot of big roles.

-He leant on the counter and said...

-.."Mrs Mathias,

-where do you keep the key?"

-She couldn't answer him.

-She was supposed to say

-"the Black Magic box".

-We had to do so many takes...

-..until John Hefin sat behind the

-counter and feed her the lines.

-It happens to us all.

-Was she star-struck?

-Was she star-struck?

-

-Maybe so.

-We were quite scared

-when he came in!

-You're known for your acting

-but also for your singing.

-When did you start to sing?

-I harmonize with everyone.

-I love singing.

-How about a duet?

-You never know. Cash is king!

-I've always liked singing.

-Is this what you wore

-whilst performing?

-Wow Gillian Elisa!

-Good nick! Check that out!

-Like Bonnie Tyler.

-I could recreate it with some hair.

-My body is like clay.

-I can mould it into any shape.

-I can look terrible.

-I remember playing Miss Trunchbull

-in Matilda.

-I did 72 performances

-speaking like this!

-My father came to see me in the show

-and he was incredulous.

-He said I was a cross...

-..between Caligula

-and the Hunchback of Notre Dame.

-I had so much padding.

-Something terrible happened.

-I walked on stage

-saying "Morning, children".

-I had to walk up a ladder

-to a position at the top.

-I realised that I couldn't

-get to the top.

-The speech wouldn't work

-from half way up.

-All the actors were on stage

-with their backs to the audience.

-I said "Good morning, children".

-I reached the top...

-..and you know how high jumpers

-throw themselves like this.

-The Fosbury Flop.

-I did a Frosbury Frop up to the top!

-I had to reach the top.

-I composed myself

-and got on with the speech.

-"And now then children..."

-They were all laughing!

-They didn't say any of their lines.

-"Have you lost your tongues?

-What's the matter with you?"

-I had no idea how to get down.

-Quite suddenly,

-the stage hands, God bless them...

-..made the space and I walked down.

-Everyone was crying with laughter.

-"I've had enough of you all,

-you naughty children!"

-The Welsh Whisperer said that

-sometimes it was hard...

-..to face a new audience who maybe

-didn't understand his humour.

-You did some stand up comedy.

-I did it once when I wasn't

-supposed to do stand up.

-I was helping somebody out.

-It was quite sad and sensitive.

-This guy had died and the family

-was coming. I didn't know them.

-The organizer asked my to sing

-and just to keep it going.

-I said that was no problem.

-I was on Pobol y Cwm the next day.

-As the night progressed,

-he said "It's not going very well".

-"One of the stand ups hasn't turned

-up. Can you go and do something?"

-I told him that I didn't know the

-family and didn't know what to do.

-In the end, I did it.

-I went on with my handbag

-and this is how I started.

-"I'm filling in the gap now."

-"You know the word 'twll'.

-That's where I am now."

-"Twll in English means 'a hole'."

-"There's nothing like watching a

-person trying to get out of it...

-"..and I'm doing that now."

-"Oh, I've got my handbag."

-"You never see Shirley Bassey

-going on stage with a handbag."

-I would hear a siren outside

-and say "That's my boyfriend!"

-I just jumped from one thing to the

-next. The best stand up I've done!

-All that stand up

-would have helped in the West End.

-What was the show?

-What was the show?

-

-Billy Elliot.

-When I had the call

-to go up for an audition...

-..they didn't want

-an American accent.

-I had chosen Maybe This Time

-from Cabaret...

-..or When You're Good to Mama

-from Chicago.

-I decided to sing Maybe This Time

-in a Northern English accent.

-# Maybe this time, I'll be lucky

-# Maybe this time, he'll stay #

-I really thought "What on earth

-are you doing, Gillian?".

-I really got into it!

-# Maybe this time, for the first

-time, love won't hurry away #

-The three watching were like this!

-It was a great experience.

-At one point in the show,

-there was a lovely dance...

-..where they showed his early life.

-One of the lads

-had fallen off his seat.

-They were all laughing on stage.

-They were trying to hide their

-giggles but I could feel the vibe.

-I was wondering which one had fallen

-as I had to look to the audience.

-One came to dance with me

-and his face was like this!

-I almost laughed!

-It was great. There was such a

-great camaraderie amongst us.

-Things like that would happen.

-I knew it was him. He was sweating

-and he couldn't look at me!

-# And for a moment there #

-The voice was going!

-I'd picked up on his giggles.

-It was great.

-On that note, there's minute to go.

-Gillian Elisa,

-it's time for you to Hit the Bar!

-Right, Gillian, up you go.

-Watch that hole.

-Watch that hole.

-

-I hope my shoes are OK.

-Your shoes are fine.

-Wedges are good.

-Don't run up.

-Use toe-pokers.

-Are you ready?

-3-2-1

-GOLDEN BALL

-3-2-1

-Well done!

-Thank you.

-You got some help from Jonathan

-which is a good thing for you.

-You scored 25.

-Well done, Gill.

-Before we go for a break,

-take a look at this.

-Try to work out

-who is the mystery former player.

-The gym. There's nothing better than

-keeping fit and feeling healthy.

-Our mystery former player has carved

-out a career in places like this.

-Is my coffee ready?

-Thank you.

-Who is our mystery former player?

-Are you OK?

-What do we know

-about our mystery player?

-He has played 48 times for Wales.

-During his rugby career,

-he scored 550 points.

-Who is he?

-Come on, Owain, faster!

-Our mystery player

-was born in Zambia.

-Yes, Zambia. Back in 1975.

-Any ideas?

-Owain, get to your feet!

-During his career,

-he played for Pontypridd.

-He played in that famous game

-out in Brive...

-..but unlike some,

-he lasted the entire game.

-One more clue.

-This man played in every Lions test

-back in 2001.

-Find out who he is after the break.

-Come on, Owain!

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-Welcome back.

-Before the break, Sarra asked you

-who was our mystery former player.

-Let's find out.

-It was Dafydd James.

-Now for everyone's favourite part

-of the show.

-It's time to play Nigel's Tricks.

-Right, we need a member of the

-audience to play Nigel's Tricks.

-Under one of your seats,

-there's a Golden Whistle.

-Look under your seat and whoever

-finds the whistle, please stand up.

-Look under your seat.

-Who has the whistle?

-Congratulations.

-Congratulations.

-

-Thank you.

-I'm Amanda from Bridgend.

-Well done, Amanda.

-It's a simple game,

-a Welsh version of Family Fortunes.

-Last week, we asked the audience

-to answer a number of questions.

-Tonight, we'll ask those questions

-to these four.

-If they get nine right,

-you will win this shirt.

-Also, this CD.

-If you fail to get nine, you end up

-with the Jonathan mug and a rose.

-If you're right,

-you'll hear this sound.

-If you're wrong,

-you'll hear this sound.

-Jonathan.

-We asked the audience

-on last week's show...

-..name something associated

-with Italy.

-The Pope.

-That's wrong.

-The Pope lives in Italy!

-You can't swear like that!

-Not one person said the Pope!

-Pizza.

-Correct. Well done.

-Gill, something associated

-with Italy.

-Spaghetti.

-Correct.

-Lasagne.

-Incorrect.

-At the end of that round,

-you got two right.

-Well done, Gillian.

-The most popular answer was pizza.

-One idiot said the Eiffel Tower!

-The second question

-was to name something...

-..that's bigger now

-than when you were 16.

-Cardiff.

-You are rubbish at this game.

-Something that's bigger now

-than when we were sixteen?

-I'm going to say women's breasts.

-Correct. Well done.

-Who was in the audience?

-Gill, something that's bigger

-than when we're sixteen?

-Where can I go with this?

-There's only one place!

-The Millennium Stadium.

-Welsh Whisperer?

-Shoes or feet.

-Shoes or feet.

-

-Well done.

-Correct. Well done.

-The most popular answer was boobs.

-Jiffy, the only thing bigger than

-when you were 16 is your wallet.

-Question three, and you need

-to get all these right.

-We asked the audience for words

-to describe Nigel Owens. That's me.

-Jiffy, you are first.

-There are loads.

-Must I go first?

-I'm happy to go first.

-You go first then.

-You go first then.

-

-Handsome.

-You need three more.

-You're getting the mug!

-Old.

-I'd never say handsome!

-Old and handsome.

-My turn? Comedian.

-Someone was drunk!

-All the pressure is on you.

-Get it right, she wins the CD.

-If not, she gets the mug.

-A word that describes Nige.

-Legend.

-Well done.

-The most popular answer,

-and I like this one, was sexy.

-Shut up!

-As if!

-Really? Oh, my gosh!

-Congratulations.

-You've won the signed shirt.

-And the Welsh Whisperer CD.

-You can get rid

-of those names if you like!

-It comes with Tippex!

-Give her a round of applause.

-Thanks for playing Nigel's Tricks.

-Time now to join Andy Powell

-for more of Andy's Memories.

-ANDY'S MEMORIES

-How the devil are you? Welcome to

-the new edition of Atgofion Andy.

-Let it begin.

-What a great World Cup

-it was for Wales.

-Unfortunate to get knocked out

-by France.

-We left New Zealand.

-We got on the plane.

-To beat David Boon's record,

-the cricketer. 52 cans.

-We started drinking can for can.

-We got to 30 and some boys

-were pulling out.

-Fair do's to Mike Phillips.

-He was still there standing

-but not in a clever state.

-I can remember Dan Baugh putting

-a sleeping tablet into his drink.

-That was the end of him, escorted

-away by a lovely stewardess.

-He was spewing down the front

-of the plane. Dirty old bugger.

-That was the end of him.

-We kept on drinking

-and Mike Phillips was in bed.

-I carried on going

-and got to 32 cans...

-..and called it a day.

-That David Boon.

-What a drinker he was.

-Great day, Jolly oh.

-Welsh Whisperer,

-what's next up for you?

-A lot of gigs across Wales. Check

-them out on welshwhisperer.cymru.

-I'll be presenting

-on Radio Cymru from June.

-I'm doing something rather sensible.

-I'm walking in Dinefwr Park

-with Hazel Thomas on 22 April.

-The poster is on the screen.

-She's raising money

-for bowel cancer.

-She has suffered

-from colorectal cancer.

-As did my brother before Christmas.

-On to the weekend rugby matches.

-Who is going to win

-between France and England?

-France, hopefully!

-Ireland or Scotland?

-Ireland.

-Wales or Italy?

-Wales or Italy?

-

-It's obvious.

-France or England?

-France.

-Scotland or Ireland?

-Scotland or Ireland?

-

-Scotland.

-You watch it!

-I used to like you, Gillian!

-You've said it now!

-You've said it now!

-

-I like the Scotland team.

-I'll be there and I'll be shouting

-at the top of my voice.

-Where are you this weekend?

-Anglo-Welsh semi-final on Friday

-and the rest of the weekend off.

-How about you?

-I reffed Scarlets versus Leinster

-so I only just got here in time!

-The game ended at 8.50pm

-and I was here by half past!

-In the TARDIS!

-I think Wales will win quite

-comfortably despite the changes.

-Ireland will win and the

-France game will be very close.

-France might just beat England.

-That's all folks.

-Thanks to the Welsh Whisperer

-and Gillian Elisa.

-Good luck to Wales against Italy.

-We'll see you next week

-for the final game against France.

-Until then, goodnight.

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