Jools' 19th Annual Hootenanny - 2011 Jools's Annual Hootenanny

Good evening, Britain, and welcome.

It's New Year's Eve. Very shortly, it'll be another year.

For the moment, we have these last few moments to treasure together in this wonderful studio.

Wherever you are, perhaps you're at home,

I hope you are if you're watching on TV, maybe you're in a pub, or in somebody else's house.

Wherever you are, your shed, your bed, your bath,

I hope you'll have a lovely time with us.

BAGPIPES

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Yes, it's the Hootenanny!

-CROWD: Hootenanny!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Thank you and welcome to the last few moments of this year.

Joining us in this room, and you in your homes, to bring you joy

on this last few little moments, we have some amazing guests.

-We have Sandie Shaw!

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Brand new... Oop! Way-hey!

The brand new and amazing talent

that I would fall over any day of the week for, Gregory Porter!

He saved my life!

We have the amazing Caro Emerald.

Where is she? She's there, hiding.

-We have the incredible Betty Wright!

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

We have, joining us later on, the legendary Buddy Greco.

We have the wonderful Vaccines, there!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

We have Pokey Lafarge and the South City Three!

We have Aloe Blacc!

We have, over there, a load of famous people

about to give us their predictions and thoughts on those last moments of this year,

and we have a lot of beautiful people there, look.

And here we have the amazing Imelda May!

More legends in the form of Cyndi Lauper!

-CHEERING

-Jessie J!

Ruby Turner!

The wonderful voice of James Morrison!

And now, I'm delighted to say that we have the one and only Bettie Wright.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

All right, player! Play fair!

# Ooh, yeah

# In the middle of the game Don't change the play

# You know you were sweet to catch her, to keep her

# Keep it that way

# In the middle of the game Don't change the play

# You know you were good to the last drop, don't stop

# Keep it that way

# Get her breakfast in bed sometimes Tell her she's been on your mind

# Take her out somewhere nice to eat

# Put a pair of Jimmy Choos on her feet

# Stop nagging on him sometimes Stop nagging on him all the time

# Go some places that he wants to go

# And make him think that he runs the show

# In the middle of the game Don't change the play

# You know you were sweet to catch him, to keep him

# Keep it that way

# In the middle of the game Don't change the play

# You know you were good to the last drop, don't stop

# Keep it that way

# Make sure there's gas in the car Give her money to go to the spa

# And she'll never forget who you are

# In fact, you'll be a superstar

# Get in the kitchen Hook him up something

# And even if you can't cook nothing Have a little take-out brought in

# In the middle of the game Don't change the play

# You know you were sweet to catch him, to keep him

# Keep it that way

# In the middle of the game Don't change the play

# You know you were good to the last drop, don't stop

# Keep it that way You better keep it that way

# You better keep, I said keep

# Keep, keep it that way

# You better keep it that way I said keep it that way

# You better keep, keep

# Keep it that way

# Why do they always have to change

# When you wear their ring and you bear their name?

# Why can't you stay like when it was new?

# If you desert me, preserve me

# I'll be over there like I can do for you

# Oooh, oooooh. Don't change

# Oo-oo-ooh. Don't change

# Oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh...

# In the middle of the game

# Don't you, don't you change, baby

# Dah-doh dah-doh da-na-na Da-na-na do-do-do

# Don't change, don't, don't, change

# Don't change, don't, don't change

# Don't change, don't, don't Keep him that way

# In the middle of the game Don't change the play

# You know you were good to the last drop, don't stop

# Keep it that way

# You better keep

# You better keep it that way

# Keep it that way

# N-n-n-n-no

# No, don't change Don't, don't change

# Don't change Don't, don't change

# Don't change, don't change Don't, don't change

# Don't you change

# Don't change, oh, baby

# Don't change, don't, don't change

# Sweetheart, you mine. Whoo!

# Don't you change, baby

# Don't change

# Don't change

# Don't change. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Thank you.

The wonderful voice of Betty Wright.

Not only is she the clean-up woman, but she produces all these amazing

people, and Joss Stone, and what have you.

She is just fantastic, and we'll be having more of Betty Wright later.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Let's keep it moving. Everything good over here so far?

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Got lots of lovely drinks? Good.

Excellent, so far, so good.

We'll be talking to them about all that.

Now I'm delighted to welcome onto the show somebody who's had a marvellous year.

We welcome Aloe Blacc.

# Loving you is killing me

# Loving you is killing me

# When you know it should be thrilling me

# Loving you is choking me slowly

# When I'm with you I still feel real lonely

# Loving you is busting me

# You don't ever put your trust in me

# Loving you should mean that I'm your King

# You don't make me feel like anything

# Well, I never knew you'd be so evil

# How did you get to be so evil, girl?

# Now you telling me that I'm bad to you

# You don't know what you're talking 'bout, girl

# Hear me when I say

# You can't just do whatever you want, girl

# Loving you is killing me

# When you know it should fulfil me

# Loving you is aching me sadly

# Girl, you know it should be making me happy

# Loving you is like a twisted game

# Where the only thing I win is pain

# Loving you is hurting me

# Every word you say you murder me

# Stop, children, what's that sound?

# Shoot 'em up, bang, bang

# Look at my heart All over the ground

# Shoot 'em up, bang, bang

# Stop, children, what do you see?

# Shoot 'em up, bang, bang Why you keep shootin' at me?

# Now I never knew you'd be so evil

# How did you get to be so evil, girl?

# Now you telling me that I'm bad to you

# You don't know what you're talking 'bout, girl

# Hear me when I say, yeah

# You can't just do whatever you want, girl

# Loving you

# Is killing me

# It's killing me

# Loving you

# Is killing me, is killing me

# Loving you is killing me

# When you know it should be building me

# Loving you is holding me back

# Why the hell you make me feel like that?

# Loving you ain't worth all the suffering

# In return, you never give me nothing

# Here's the news about loving you

# Well, it's something that I used to do

# I never knew you'd be so evil

# How did you get to be so evil, girl?

# Now you telling me that I'm bad to you

# You don't know what you're talking 'bout, girl

# Hear me when I say, yeah

# You can't just do whatever you want, girl. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Thank you, Aloe Blacc. Beautifully done.

A beautiful year, a beautiful performance.

A room filled with a load of beautiful people.

Thanks. I'll take the microphone.

I think I'll thrust it at my first guest to see how...

James Morrison just getting ready with a very beautiful song.

But I see that there is, just in this corner for openers,

Cyndi Lauper and Jessie J.

What a beautiful pair of people to be sitting next to.

Nearly getting to that moment. Not long now.

First of all, it's been a fantastic year for you.

An incredible zoom of loveliness.

Looking back over this year, what has been your highlight, do you think?

I don't know, there's been many moments.

But I must say, ending the year on the show I started on

has been, probably, the loveliest thing that could have happened.

Well, we love having you back. Cyndi, it's fantastic to have you.

Looking back over the last year, what is your view?

Has the last year been good? Bad? Middle?

No, I think last year was really remarkable for me.

I travelled all over the world and sang, you know, blues.

It was awesome!

How about next year?

Looking ahead, what do you think next year will bring, for not only you, but the world?

I'm going to be trite and say I'm hoping for world peace, for real,

and I think next year will be better.

Next year will be better. A very good prediction indeed.

It's getting closer as we speak.

Thank you very much, Jessie J. Thank you very much, Cyndi Lauper,

who we will be performing and having songs with later on.

Now a man with one of the most fantastic songs,

a heart-wrenching song.

Please welcome the amazing, the amazing James Morrison.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# Since you've gone

# Nothing seems to fit no more

# Nothing's as it was before

# Every day is a battle that I just can't win

# I know I won't see you again

# But I keep waiting for the night

# I close my eyes and hope you'll find me sleeping

# Cos in my dreams

# We can spend a little time just talking

# In my dreams

# We are side by side just walking

# Oh, things that we used to know

# The places we used to go

# Are still there in my dreams

# On the front of the crossbar of your bike

# We can go any place Anywhere you like

# In my dreams

# And as hard, hard as it seems

# Till then, I'll wait to see you again

# In my dreams

# Don't you wake me up

# I don't wanna go nowhere

# I've been up for a zillion years

# You're gone too soon

# I know I'll never get the chance

# To say the things I never said

# But I keep waiting for the night

# I close my eyes and hope you'll find me sleeping

# Cos in my dreams

# We can spend a little time together

# In my dreams

# You can live a little longer

# Over the fields that we used to know

# The places we used to go

# Are still there

# In my dreams

# On the front of the crossbar of your bike

# We can go any place Anywhere you like

# In my dreams

# I hope some day, this pain I feel will fade away

# Till then, I'll wait

# To see you again in my dreams

# Dreams, aa-aah, woah

# Yes, I'll wait

# I'll wait to see you

# In my dreams

# Yeah, hey

# Yes, I will. Yes, I will

# In my dreams

-# Ooh, in my dreams

-No, no, no, no

# I don't know where and I don't know when

# But I know I'll see your face again

# In my dreams

# I don't know where and I don't know when

# But I know I'll see your face again

# In my dreams

# The fields that we used to know The places we used to go

-# Are still there.

-Still there

-In my dreams.

-In my dreams

# The fields that we used to go The places we used to go

# Are still there

# In my dreams

# The fields that we used to know The places we used to go

# Are still there in my dreams

# Oh, the fields that we used to know

# The places we used to go

# Are still there

# In my dreams

# Yes, they are

# Oh, the fields that we used to know, the places we used to go

# Are still there in my dreams

# Oh, the fields that we used to know

# The places we used to go

# Are still there. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Amazing voice. A beautiful song from James Morrison.

Talking about people who have now gone.

There's not a lot of time left, really, so we're going to keep moving ahead.

I'd like to say, by the way, a big hello to all the taxi drivers out there,

cos I know a lot of you watch, especially the black cab drivers in London.

-Hello to you all! Hootenanny!

-CROWD: Hootenanny!

Now I'm delighted to welcome four amazing musicians

that have come in especially from America, flown in and are going back tomorrow.

Here they are, Pokey Lafarge and the South City Three!

# Me and the boys and my good gal too

# We're drinkin' whiskey tonight

# Go get your buddies and sweet English gals you said you knew

# We're drinkin' whiskey tonight

# We've got the pickin' for your party of booze

# This town's sure got something we can use

# When can you live now If not this night, I mean

# We're drinkin' whiskey tonight

# He likes his bourbon with a little bit of ice and water

# And she likes it with a little bit of soda

# He likes, she likes, we like When we all drink together

# So come on, yes And just pass that stuff around

# You can get anything that you want now, don't you see?

# Just come and get it while you're getting some good company

# I've got a girl on my left Sweet little woman on my right

# We're drinking whiskey tonight

# He likes his bourbon with a little bit of water

# Well, she likes it with a little bit of soda

# He likes, she likes, we like When we all drink together

# So come on, yes And just pass that bottle round

# You can get anything that you want

# Don't you see? Just come and get it while you're getting good company

# I've got a girl on my left Sweet little woman on my right, yes

# We're drinking whiskey tonight Won't you help us sing along?

# We're drinking whiskey tonight

# I've got to help my friends to drink it

# We're drinking whiskey tonight

# I got to help my friends to sing it

# We're drinking whiskey tonight

# I'm thirsty on New Year's Eve

# We're drinking whiskey tonight

# Now take me home. #

Thank you very much. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Could you imagine going into anywhere like a small pub and they're playing?

Could you imagine anything better?

Well, you've just had it, ladies and gentlemen, and you'll have some more.

I hope you're sitting comfortably at home.

Thank you very much, Pokey Lafarge and the South City Three.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

And now a person we spoke to earlier, I'm delighted to welcome back into this studio

the fantastic Cyndi Lauper.

# Shattered dreams, days gone by

# Makes me want to sit right down and cry

# All the plans I had

# And what it turned to

# Just shattered dreams

# Yesterday was long ago

# When I first met you

# You were my dream

# All in vain

# And it only brought me pain

# Yes, and shattered dreams

# Your goodbye shattered it all

# For early this morning

# Blues dropped me a call

# Now all I had is gone

# And all that's left is my shattered dreams

# My shattered dreams

# My shattered dreams

# Hey-hey

# Shattered dreams, shattered dreams

# My shattered dreams

# Hey

# Hey... Yeah

# My shattered dreams

# Hey

# Hey

# Hey. #

CHEERING

FINAL TRUMPET CHORDS AND DRUMROLL

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

The amazing Cyndi Lauper!

Featuring the sensational Charlie Musselwhite,

legend of blues harmonica.

In a moment, we're going to be having the fabulous Gregory Porter,

who was first on our show,

and I think everybody said he's got an amazing voice, so he's got to come back.

I might lunge in. Have I got time to lunge here before the...?

It might be the last chance I've got to...

I'm just going to quickly see Jo Brand, just quickly.

It might be the last chance I get to talk to you this year.

How's it going so far in this corner?

Er, it's going very well over there. Yeah...

CHEERING

It's going very well in this corner.

The guests are behaving themselves appropriately?

Well, the Rev's not behaving very well, but we'll gloss over that.

His cardigan gives him the ambience of all decency,

but in fact, lurking below that cardigan...

-Yes...

-We'll discover.

-There's a heart of pure evil.

I look forward to chatting to him and chatting to you all.

Thank you for joining us. We'll be seeing you before...

We probably won't see you before next year, but we might.

The man that I've spoken so much of, let's welcome him.

The wonderful voice of Mr Gregory Porter.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

TRUMPETS AND PIANO PLAY BLUES-STYLE

GUITAR SOLO STARTS

# Hey-hey, everybody Let's have some fun

# You only live once And when you're dead, you're done

# Let the good times roll

# Whoa, let the good times roll

# We don't care if you're young or old

# Get together Let the good times roll

# Don't sit there mumbling Talking trash

# If you want to have a ball You gotta spend some cash

# Let the good times roll

# Hey, let the good times roll

# Well, we don't care if you're young or old

# Get together Let the good times roll... #

Hey! Go on, play the blues now.

JOOLS PLAYS BLUES PIANO CHORDS

GUITAR JOINS THE BLUES THEME

TRUMPETS PLAY TOGETHER

# ..Hey, pretty woman You look so fine

# I got a brand new bottle of elderberry wine

# Let the good times roll

# We don't care if you're young or old

# Get together Let the good times ro-oll

# Hey, everybody Gregory Porter's in town

# Got a dollar and a quarter and I'm raring to clown

# Ain't going to let nobody play me cheap

# I got 50 cents more that I'm going to keep

# Let the good times roll

# Whoa, let the good times roll, yes

# We don't care if you're young or old

# Get together Let the good times roll

# Hey-hey, hey!

# Don't matter if it's rainy weather

# Birds of a feather gotta flock together

# Whoa

# Let the good times ro-o-o-o-o-o-oll

# Yeah! #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Wow! The one and only, the beautiful voice of Gregory Porter!

The Rhythm and Blues Orchestra rolling away there!

Time's moving on, so I'm going to welcome a marvellous band that have had a marvellous year again.

Please welcome The Vaccines!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

GUITAR RIFF STARTS UP

DRUMS KICK IN

# Great Dane's cheekbones Teenage hormones

# Young complexion Non-physical affection

# You're a godsend Do you want a boyfriend?

# Crazy, crazy Easy, tiger!

# Her mind's made up She don't want to go steady

# She's only 17 So she's probably not ready

# A-M-A-N-D-A Norgaard

# I saw you on a cover on Crossbay Boulevard

# Smaller tits and skinny framework

# Tall, sharp hips and you're all into the same work

# Giving me the sweet talk Walking down the catwalk

# I want a mannequin But she won't let me in

# Her mind's made up She don't want to go steady

# She's only 17 So she's probably not ready

# A-M-A-N-D-A Norgaard

# I saw you on a cover on Crossbay Boulevard

# Oo-oo wee-oo

# Wee-oo-oo-oo Oo-oo wee-oo

# Wee-oo-oo-oo Oo-oo wee-oo

# Wee-oo-oo-oo Oo-oo wee-oo

# Her mind's made up She don't want to go steady

# She's only 17 So she's probably not ready

# A-M-A-N-D-A Norgaard

# I saw you on a cover on Crossbay Boulevard

# Her mind's made up She don't want to go steady

# She's only 17 So she's probably not ready

# A-M-A-N-D-A Norgaard

# I saw you on a cover on Crossbay Boulevard. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

They're The Vaccines with Norgaard!

Now, time is moving on, so I'm not going to be asking those predictions yet.

Instead, we'll move ahead with some pieces of beautiful music,

and then it'll be that very special time.

I'm delighted to welcome somebody we've longed to be having with the orchestra for a while.

An amazing star from Holland with an amazing voice who is all over the radio

because she's so super-duper. I'm delighted we have Caro Emerald.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# From where you are you see the smoke start to arise

# Where they play cards

# And you walk over softly moving passed the guards

# The stakes are getting higher You can feel it in your heart

# He calls your bluff

# He is the ace You never thought he played that much

# And now it's more than all his cards you want to touch

# You'll never know if winning this could really be enough

# Take a look beyond the moon you'll see the stars

# Oo-ooh oo-ooh

# And when you look around you know the room by heart

# I have never dreamed it

# Have you ever dreamed a night like this?

# I cannot believe it I may never see a night like this

# When everything you think is incomplete

# Starts happening when you are cheek to cheek

# Could you ever dream it? I have never dreamed

# Dreamed a night like this

# How many times have I been waiting by the door

# To hear these chimes

# To hear that someone debonair has just arrived

# And opened up to see my world before my eyes?

# That silhouette creates an image in the night I can't forget

# It has the scent of something special

# I can't rest If I resist temptation

# Oh, I know for sure that I will lose the bet

# I walk away and suddenly it seems I'm not alone

# Oo-ooh oo-ooh

# O-oh, in front of me he stands I stop before he goes

# I have never dreamed it

# Have you ever dreamed a night like this?

# I cannot believe it I may never see a night like this

# When everything you think is incomplete

# Starts happening when you are cheek to cheek

# Could you ever dream it? I have never dreamed

# Dreamed a night like this. #

GUITAR SOLO

# ..Oo oo-oo-ooh oo-oo-ooh oo-oo-ooh

# Woo oo-oo-ooh oo-oo-ooh oo-oo-ooh

# I have never dreamed it

# Have you ever dreamed a night like this?

# No-o-o, I cannot believe it

# I may never see a night like this

# When everything you think is incomplete

# Starts happening when you are cheek to cheek

# Could you ever dream it? I have never dreamed

# Dreamed a night like this. #

Thank you.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

The wonderful Caro Emerald! The beautiful voice of Caro Emerald.

And next year, which, let's face it, isn't so far away,

we're going to play another song with Caro Emerald.

A lovely Noel Coward song. Ooh!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Approaching that special time, you only have a few moments left, really, before it's the next year,

so it's time to make a few last-moment preparations for yourself

and then you know what's going to happen.

But in the meantime, we're very fortunate indeed,

because those moments will be filled with one of the most wonderful people on Earth.

-Ruby Turner!

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# Get away

# Get away, Jordan

# Get away

# Get away, old chilly Jordan

# Singing get back, old chilly Jordan

# I wanna cross over to see my Lord

# Get away

# Get away, Jordan

# Get away

# Get away, old chilly Jordan

# I sing get back, old chilly Jordan

# I wanna cross over to see my Lord

# You know I promised the Lord

# If he would set me free

# I wanna cross over to see my Lord

# I'll go on and find out what the end might be

# I wanna cross over to see my Lord

# One day, one day as I was walking along

# I wanna cross over to see my Lord

# You know I heard a voice but I saw no-one

# I wanna cross over to see my Lord

# The voice I heard sounded so sweet, child

# I wanna cross over to see my Lord

# Came down from my head to the soles of my feet, yeah

# I wanna cross over to see my Lord

# Oh, get away

# Get away, Jordan

# Get away, old chilly Jordan

# Get back, chilly Jordan

# I wanna cross over to see my Lord

# You know, one of these mornings

# And it won't be long, yeah

# I wanna cross over to see my Lord

# You're gonna look for me, child

# And I'll be gone

# I wanna cross over to see my Lord

# No, a few more risings

# And settings of the sun, yeah

# I wanna cross over to see my Lord

# This old battle'll be fought

# And the victory won, yeah

# I wanna cross over to see my Lord

# You know, the friends I had and loved so dear

# I wanna cross over to see my Lord

# They've gone on to glory

# And they've left me here

# I wanna cross over to see my Lord

# When my eyes are shut

# My feet are cold

# My body's been chilled by the hand of death

# Tongue glued to the roof of my mouth

# My hands lay folded across my breast

# You don't have to worry 'bout the way I felt

# God Almighty just told me

# He'll be right there

# Pick me up o'er his wings of love

# And carry my soul to the heavens up above

# They tell me that Jordan is deep and wide

# But I promised my mother I'd see her on the other side

# Oh, get away, Jordan

# Oh, get away, yeah

# Get away, old chilly Jordan

# Get back, old chilly Jordan

# I wanna cross over to see my Lord

# Oh, get away

# Get away, Jordan

# Get away

# Get away, old chilly Jordan

# Get back, chilly Jordan

# I wanna cross over to see my Lord

# Let me cross over!

# Got to cross over

# Get away, chilly Jordan!

# Get away, chilly Jordan!

# Let me cross over, Lord

# Let me cross over, yeah

# Oh! #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

The amazing Ruby Turner!

And so now, there are only a few moments left, and, in fact,

I think it is that time, it's about to come.

FANFARE PLAYS

Greetings to all of you, wherever you may be in this room.

In London, in the rest of the country

and the entirety of the British Isles, maybe the world.

Wherever you are, in your shed, your bed, your bath, your car,

your home with your friends, your family, this is the moment.

We love you madly, and it is the time that we move forward,

ladies and gentlemen, from one year to the other.

So say farewell to 2011 and a big hello to 2012. Are you ready?

ALL: Yeah!

Are you ready at home? Watch the clock. I think it's that time.

And ten...

nine,

eight, seven,

six, five,

four, three,

two, one.

Happy New Year!

CHEERING

Happy New Year! Happy New Year!

THEY PLAY AULD LANG SYNE

Happy New Year!

AUDIENCE BEGIN TO SING ALONG

MUSIC BEGINS TO GET FASTER

SINGALONG CONTINUES

MUSIC DRAWS TO A CLOSE

ALL: # ..for auld lang syne! #

CHEERING

Happy New Year, and God's blessing to each and every one.

Thank you, the pipes and drums

of the 1st Battalion of the Scots Guards.

Thank you, gentlemen.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Well, I hope you're having a very good New Year, wherever you are.

We love you madly, of course.

We'd like to thank the Scots Guards, and let's move in...

There's only one thing to do now, really,

and that is to enjoy ourselves and have a little bit of fun.

And welcome back on the piano, Cyndi Lauper! We love you! Happy New Year!

-Happy New Year.

-Thank you very much.

-OK.

# I come home in the morning light

# My mother says "What you gonna do with your life?"

# Oh, Momma, dear

# We're not the fortunate

# Ones... #

Two, three, four!

BAND STRIKE UP

# I come home

# In the morning light

# My mother says "What you gonna do with your life?"

# Oh, Momma, dear, we're not the fortunate ones

# And girls, they wanna have fun

# Oh, girls, they wanna have fun

# They want

# Wanna have fun

# Girls

# Wanna have

# The phone rings in the middle of the night

# My father yells "What you gonna do with your life?"

# Oh, Daddy, dear, you know you're still number one

# But girls, they wanna have fun

# Oh, girls, they wanna have fun

# That's all they really want

# Is some fun

# When the working day is done

# Oh, girls, they wanna have fun

# Oh, girls, they wanna have fun

# They want

# They wanna have fun

# Girls

# Wanna have

# Some boys take a beautiful girl

# And hide her away from the rest of the world

# I wanna be the one to walk in the

# Sun...

# That's all they really want

# Some fun

# When the working day is done

# Oh, girls, they wanna have fun

# Oh, girls, they wanna have fun

# They want

# Wanna have fun

# Girls

# They wanna have

# They just want

# They just wanna

# They just want

# They just

# You know

# When the working day is done

# Oh, girls, they wanna have fun

# Wanna have fun

# They just wanna

# Everybody wanna have a little bit of fun

# Everybody wanna have a little bit of fun... #

You know...

Jools...

I'm not always so cheery-deary.

-No?

-No.

Sometimes, I get a little blue.

No?!

Yeah! And you know what I do?

Play that on.

I say to myself, "Cyn...

"..you got to quit that pace of hum-drum-glum."

You've got to quit that pace of hum-drum-glum!

-And you wanna know why? ALL:

-Why?

Cos you gotta have...

Fun!

-That's right, cos you gotta have...

-Fun!

Come on! Cos you gotta have...

Fun!

One, two, three, four!

# ..They just wanna

# They just wanna

# You know they just want to

# They just wanna

# Everybody wanna have a little bit of fun, come on

# Come on, come on, come on, now

# They just wanna

# You know what they want

# They never stop

# Oh, the girls, they wanna have fun

# Wanna have fun

# They just wanna

# Wanna have fun

# They just wanna

# Girls

# Girls just wanna have fun

# Come on

# Come on and sing with me now

# Now, girls

# Girls

# Girls just wanna have fun

# Come on

# Come on, now Now, girls

# Girls

# Girls just wanna have fun

# And one more time now

# Girls

# Girls

# Girls just wanna have...

# Fun. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

The amazing, the fantastic Cyndi Lauper!

Charlie Musselwhite on that beautiful harmonica.

Do we wanna have fun?

CHEERING

Well, I'm delighted to say we're in exactly the right place.

Everybody feeling good there? Yes, everybody's feeling good.

Everybody's looking good there. All right.

Now, I'm delighted to say one of my favourite singers

is in this room tonight with one of my favourite bands,

because she really can swing,

and this is a person that I love so much

and I'm just simply going to introduce her

as the wonderful Imelda May!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# He said he didn't even hear trains

# Let alone the few words the ladies may be saying about him

# She freaks and tells her closest friend that she'll never love again

# But she'll never No, not ever live without him

# Wouldn't believe it

# If you seen it

# Oh, mayhem

# Doo doo doop

# We get mayhem

# Doo doo doop

# We get mayhem

# Doo doo doop

# A lot of mayhem

# Whoa-oh oh, yeah

# She said he didn't mean a thing

# So she threw her diamond ring

# Out the window of a black cab in Camden

# He couldn't take it, what she did

# So he threw a hissy fit

# And he took it out on anyone around him

# Wouldn't believe it

# Oh, no, no

# If you seen it

# Oh, oh, yeah

# Mayhem

# Doo doo doop

# We get mayhem Doo doo doop

# We get mayhem

# Doo doo doop

# A lot of mayhem

# Whoa-oh oh, yeah

# Din of sound

# Lights spinning round

# Some mother's son

# Got to fight

# Or got to run, run, run, run

# Run, run, run, run, run, run!

# Oh, oh

# Ten pints Then he starts a fight

# And he lands himself a night in a cell wearing grey pants and bruises

# 12 mates banging on the door

# Oh, the back-up vans galore

# Never saw such a street full of losers

# Wouldn't believe it

# Oh, no, no

# If you seen it

# Oh, yeah Mayhem

# Doo doo doop

# We get mayhem

# Doo doo doop We get mayhem

# Doo doo doop

# A lot of mayhem Whoa-oh-oh

# Yes, mayhem

# Doo doo doop

# We get mayhem

# Doo doo doop We get mayhem

# Doo doo doop A lot of mayhem

# Oh-oh-oh oh, yeah

# Mayhem

# Yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah

# Mayhem

-# Oh-oh oh, yeah, yeah, yeah

-Mayhem

# Oh! #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

The wonderful Imelda May.

APPLAUSE

The sensational guitar of Darrel Higham. How super that all is.

-How is it going, Nick Knowles?

-Amazing.

Having a fantastic time, thank you very much. It's a great year.

Any predictions for next year?

You have to talk into here at the moment.

Last year, I got engaged and now this year, I'm going to get married.

Same person? Congratulations!

Congratulations. Love is a many splendorous thing.

I'm going to come and talk to all these beautiful people in a moment

and maybe take some of them home, and there's John Culshaw there.

A lot of people here, so now I'm going to go.

Which way are we going to go? This way? It doesn't matter.

Wherever you are at home, just maybe have one more drink.

You can do, it's New Year's Eve, there's no harm.

And let's welcome back one of the most amazing great soul legends

that there are, Betty Wright!

APPLAUSE

This goes out to all the fellas.

# You got to wake up early in the morning

# You got to stay up all night long

# You still won't catch up cos I got the warnin'

# I got the feelin' you wanna do me wrong

# Like a bolt of lightning and a ball of heat

# You wanna knock me right off my feet

# But I recognise through the eyes of a fool

# That you got the power to make your own rules

# Shoorah! Shoorah!

# I can see you comin'

# Shoorah! Shoorah!

# But you won't catch me

# Shoorah! Shoorah!

# I can hear you hummin'

# Shoorah! Shoorah!

# But you won't catch me

# I can see you movin', movin' all around me

# I know you're trying to get me upset

# I can say you're groovin'

# Thinkin' you done found me

# But I'm here to tell you you ain't got me yet, no, no

# Shoorah! Shoorah!

# I can see you comin'

# Shoorah! Shoorah!

# But you won't catch me

# Shoorah! Shoorah!

# I can hear you hummin'

# Shoorah! Shoorah!

# But you won't catch me

# Come on!

# I checked you out from the corner of my eye

# You and the devil walkin' side by side

# You ain't changed Let's be real about it

# I can't change how I feel about it

# Shoorah! Shoorah!

# I can see you comin'

# Shoorah! Shoorah!

# But you won't catch me

# Shoorah! Shoorah!

# I can hear you hummin'

# Shoorah! Shoorah!

# But you won't catch me

# Shoorah! Shoorah!

# I can see you comin'

# Shoorah! Shoorah!

# But you won't catch me

# Shoorah! Shoorah!

# I can hear you hummin'

# Shoorah! Shoorah!

# But you won't catch me, no! #

# I need a dollar, dollar

# Dollar, that's what I need Hey, hey

# I need a dollar, dollar

# Dollar, that's what I need Hey, hey

# Said, I need a dollar, dollar

# Dollar, that's what I need

# And if I share with you my story

# Would you share your dollar with me?

# Bad times are coming

# And I reaped what I done sowed

# Hey, hey

# Well, let me tell you something

# All that glitters ain't gold

# Hey, hey

# It's been a long, old troubled Long, old troublesome road

# And I'm looking for somebody

# Come and help me carry this load

# Said I need a dollar, dollar

# Dollar, that's what I need

# Hey, hey

# Said, I need a dollar, dollar

-# Dollar, that's what I need

-Hey, hey

# Well, I need a dollar, dollar

# Dollar, that's what I need

# And if I share with you my story

# Would you share your dollar with me?

# I don't know if I'm walking on solid ground

# Cos everything around me is falling down

# And all I want is for someone to help me-ee!

# I had a job but the boss man let me go

# He said

# I'm sorry, but I won't be needing your help no more

-# I said

-Please, Mr Boss man

# I need this job more than you know

# But he gave me my last paycheck and he sent me on out the door

# Said, I need a dollar, dollar

# Dollar, that's what I need

# Hey, hey

# Said I need a dollar, dollar

# Dollar, that's what I need

# Hey, hey

# Said, I need a dollar, dollar

# Dollar, that's what I need

# And if I share with you my story

# Would you share your dollar with me?

# Well, I don't know if I'm walking on solid ground

# Cos everything around me is crumbling down

# And all I want is for someone to help me-ee

# What in the world am I gonna do tomorrow?

# Is there someone with a dollar I can borrow?

# Who can help me take away my sorrow?

# Maybe it's inside the bottle

# Maybe it's inside the bottle

# Hey!

# I had some good old buddies

# Names is whiskey and wine

# Hey, hey

# And for my good old buddies

# I spend my last dime

# Hey, hey

# Now wine is good to me

# Help me pass the time

# And my good old buddy whiskey

# Keeps me warmer than sunshine

# Said, I need a dollar, dollar

# Dollar, that's what I need

# Hey, hey

# Said, I need a dollar, dollar

# Dollar, that's what I need

# Hey, hey

# Said, I need a dollar, dollar

# Dollar, that's what I need

# And if I share with you my story

# Would you share your dollar with me? #

Let me hear ya!

# I need a dollar, dollar

# Dollar, that's what I need. #

Sing it back!

# I need a dollar, dollar

# Dollar, that's what I need. #

Let me hear you say! # I need a dollar, dollar

# Dollar, that's what I need And if I share with you my story

# Would you share your dollar with me?

# Hey! #

APPLAUSE

I Need A Dollar, Aloe Blacc.

Back in this studio.

It's been a very good year for them

and maybe for some of the marvellous people in this studio.

It's nice to see time coming back in here again. Very happy to see it.

I'm just going to take a seat here,

surrounded by sensationally glamorous people.

Tom Hollander is there.

There are a lot of people all over the place, but first of all,

Warwick Davis, let's have a look at last year, first of all.

Any highlights?

What were the lows and highs, would you say for us all, of yourself?

I mean, 2011 was one big highlight for me.

It was the year that I made and the BBC aired my sitcom,

-Life's Too Short. It was amazing.

-Fantastic.

-Thank you.

Well-deserved. A brilliant piece of work, much enjoyed by us all.

-Thank you.

-Any resolutions for next year?

It's really to empty my e-mail inbox really with replies.

It's gone over 2,000 messages at the minute.

I'm determined to get that down and keep on top of the e-mail.

It's been great to be here this evening. Normally, I spend New Year...

Yeah, it's great.

If I spend New Year in a pub or something like that,

I get kissed by perfect strangers, and I don't like that.

Nobody has kissed me.

I'm rather disappointed Jo Brand never gave me a kiss.

Look out!

Also, that did, to my untrained eye, that appeared to be a lip kiss.

-It was, indeed.

-It wasn't a showbiz kiss on the cheek.

-There were no tongues involved though.

-Thank goodness for that.

Do keep me posted. I won't have that sort of thing going on.

I've turned a blind eye to it momentarily because it's

New Year's Eve, but obviously, it'll not happen the rest of the time.

-Of course.

-Thanks very much, Jo. Lovely to see you, Warwick.

I'm just going to turn this way.

Now, legendary filmmaker Nick Park is here.

I've got to ask you, what would Wallace and Gromit be doing

on New Year's Eve?

Oh, my goodness! That's a good one. No idea.

They're made of Plasticine, so they're probably not doing much.

What? Don't say that!

-What about Father Christmas? He's real, isn't he?

-Yeah.

-Good, good.

Been marvellous to see you, Nick.

I'm just going to move over and sit on your lap for a moment

and talk to Tim Vine.

-Tim, it's fantastic to have you here. Marvellous.

-Lovely to be here.

Has everybody been behaving themselves in this corner?

No, they haven't, but that's been all the better for it.

Has anybody tried to kiss you?

No-one's gone straight for a kiss on the lips,

but a woman sort of went diagonally towards me.

I think she was going for one of my ears. It's a big target.

An ear nibble. Warwick was saying if he goes into a pub,

absolute strangers are coming up and snogging him.

-Does that happen to you?

-Most of the time, I'm sending Warwick e-mails.

I'm sending him 500 a month.

I plan on keeping that up.

That's a good idea. Looking forward to anything next year?

Yes, I'm going to storm Parliament. That's my New Year's...revolution!

APPLAUSE

Hang on, I think they cheered before the punchline.

-My New Year's revolution!

-Your New Year's revolution.

-Revolution, that's what I said.

-Very good.

Thank you. Warwick Davis, Nick Park and Tim Vine.

Now, I'm going over into this corner here.

This is one of the greatest songs of all time.

The artist who's going to sing it has not been on tour for years,

but I'm delighted she's just been on tour with us

for the first time in 25 years.

Performing for the first time in a beautiful fashion,

a beautiful person, we're delighted to have with us Sandie Shaw.

# I walk along those city streets you used to walk along with me

# And every step I take recalls how much in love we used to be

# Oh, how can I forget you

# When there is always something there to remind me?

# Always something there to remind me

# I was born to love you

# And I will never be free

# You'll always be a part of me

# Whoa oh-oh

# When shadows fall, I pass a small cafe where we would dance at night

# And I can't help recalling how it felt to kiss and hold you tight

# Oh, how can I forget you

# When there is always something there to remind me?

# Always something there to remind me

# I was born to love you

# And I will never be free

# You'll always be a part of me

# Whoa oh-oh

# Whoa oh-oh

# Whoa!

# If you should find you miss the sweet and tender love

# We used to share

# Just come back to the places where we used to go and I'll be there

# Oh, how can I forget you

# When there is always something there to remind me?

# Always something there to remind me

# I was born to love you

# And I will never be free

# When there is always something there to remind me

# Always something there to remind me

# Always something there to remind me

# Always something there to remind me. #

APPLAUSE

The wonderful, the amazing Sandie Shaw!

I'm delighted to have sitting on my piano all this year.

All right, so now I'm delighted to bring back into this room,

the Vaccines!

# I don't wanna wake up in the morning

# But I've got to face the day

# That's what all the friends I do not like as much as you say

# I don't wanna do things independently

# But I can't make you stay

# That's what all the friends I do not like as much as you say

# But if you wanna come back it's all right, it's all right

# It's all right if you wanna come back

# But if you wanna come back it's all right, it's all right

# It's all right if you wanna come back to me

# Well, I don't wanna see you with another guy

# But the fact is that I may

# That's what all the friends I do not like as much as you say

# Give it just another couple of months or so

# Then you'll be OK

# That's what all the friends I do not like as much as you say

# All alone

# All alone

# I... I am on my own

# Alone

# All alone

# Oh, I am on my own!

# But if you wanna come back

# It's all right, it's all right

# It's all right if you wanna come back to me

# If you wanna come back It's all right, it's all right

# It's all right if you wanna come back

# But if you wanna come back It's all right, it's all right

# It's all right if you wanna come back

# But if you wanna come back It's all right, it's all right

# It's all right if you wanna come back

# Do you wanna come back? It's all right, it's all right

# It's all right if you wanna come back

# Do you wanna come back? It's all right, it's all right

# It's all right if you wanna come back to me. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Thank you, how delightful to have them in this room!

The Vaccines welcome New Year in. It's 2012, who can believe it?

But there we are.

A lot of people to talk to. Feeling good there?

-CHEERING

-I'll take that as a yes.

Happy New Year!

Lovely to see Carol Vorderman.

So, I think let's go over in this direction.

I'm going to ask for a bit of a rhythm.

I think we can change the vibration a bit.

I think we can go into somewhere a bit more glamorous.

-Shall we go glamorous?

-CHEERING

We have one of... You know Frank Sinatra, of course, you know Dean Martin.

You know all those great singers. This is one of them.

I'm delighted to say that he's with us tonight, yes.

A great piano player, a great arranger, he is.

Please welcome, then, and give it up in the biggest possible way for Mr Buddy Greco!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# Fly me to the moon

# Let me play among the stars

# Let me see what spring is like

# On Jupiter and Mars

# In other words, hold my hand... #

Whoa!

# ..In other words

# Baby, kiss me

# Ooh, fill my heart with song

# Let me sing for evermore

# You are all I long for

# All I worship and adore

# In other words

# Please be true

# Whoa, in other words

# I love you... #

Oh!

All right!

Go, Jools!

I said...

# ..Ooh, fill my heart with song

# Let me sing for evermore

# You are all I long for

# All I worship and adore

# In other words

# Please be true Whoa, oh-oh-oh!

# Yeah, in other words

# Hey! In other words... #

Listen to me!

# ..I...love...

# ..You. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

The wonderful Buddy Greco!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Now, I've got another... sitting over here.

So, you go over there, look, that's right.

Tom Hollander, ladies and gentlemen! Has it been like this all night?

They've just been barging in front of you?

Now, you are one of Britain's great actors, with a great name.

-Thanks.

-Looking back on the last year...

For us, the team that makes Rev,

-it was an amazing time.

-Incredible series.

-Yeah.

We're very grateful, don't quite know what happened.

But it was the year that it sort of

entered people's hearts a bit.

It was a fantastic series. How about this year?

Maybe cos we're all vaguely getting poorer and there's a feeling that

everything's going to be worse,

maybe that'll make us all nicer, as we realise that...

-we've only got each other.

-Great.

-Yes.

Has anybody tried to kiss you in this room this evening?

Not yet. Come on, let's do it!

You're looking at the wrong fellow here. Have you met Henry Blofeld?

-No.

-He's a fantastic fellow.

He holidayed, as a young man, with Noel Coward and Ian Fleming.

-Amazing! In Jamaica?

-Yes. Who of us can say that?

-I just thought I'd throw that in.

-Amazing!

Anyway, I've got to leave you. Thank you very much, Tom Hollander!

Jo, I just want you to snog everybody. I'll be back in a moment.

Now, one of the most fantastic stars that has recently emerged,

I'm delighted to say, has been on the show before

and is now here in this room, singing better than ever,

being better than ever, more beautiful, more amazing than ever,

we have Jessie J!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

OK!

Happy New Year!

CHEERING

Let's go!

# Seems like everybody's got a price

# I wonder how they sleep at night

# When the sale comes first And the truth comes second

# Just stop for a minute to smile

# Why is everybody so serious?

# Acting so damn mysterious

# You got shades on your eyes And your heels so high

# That you can't even have a good time

# Everybody look to their left

# Everybody look to their right

# Can you feel that?

# We're playing with love tonight

# It's not about the money, money, money

# We don't need your money, money, money

# We just wanna make the world dance

# Forget about the price tag

# Ain't about the cha-ching, cha-ching

# Ain't about the ba-bling, ba-bling

# Wanna make the world dance

# Forget about the price tag

# OK

# We need to take it back in time

# When music made us all unite

# And it wasn't low blows and video ho's

# Am I the only one gettin' tired?

# Why is everybody so obsessed?

# Money can't buy us happiness

# Can we all slow down and enjoy right now?

# Guarantee we'll be feelin' all right

# Everybody look to their left

# Everybody look to their right

# Can you feel that, yeah?

# We're playing with love tonight

# It's not about the money, money, money

# We don't need your money, money, money

# We just wanna make the world dance

# Forget about the price tag

# Ain't about the cha-ching, cha-ching

# Ain't about the ba-bling, ba-bling

# Wanna make the world dance... #

You guys know this, sing along, let's go!

# ..Lala-lala-lalala... # AUDIENCE: Hey!

# ..Lala-lala-lalala... # AUDIENCE: Hey!

# ..Lala-lala-lalala... # AUDIENCE: Hey!

# ..Price tag

# Lala-lala-lalala... # AUDIENCE: Hey!

# ..Lala-lala-lalala... # AUDIENCE: Hey!

# ..Lala-lala-lalala... # AUDIENCE: Hey!

# ..Price tag

# It's not about the money, money, money

# We don't need your money, money, money

# We just wanna make the world dance

# Forget about the price tag

# Ain't about the cha-ching, cha-ching

# Ain't about the ba-bling, ba-bling

# Wanna make the world dance... #

One more time! Everybody sing with me!

# ..It's not about the money, money, money

# We don't need your money, money, money

# We just wanna make the world dance

# Forget about the price tag

# Ain't about the cha-ching, cha-ching

# Ain't about the ba-bling, ba-bling

# Wanna make the world dance

# Forget about the price tag

-# Money, money, money

-Ahhh

-# Money, money, money

-Ahhh

-# World dance, yeah

-Ahhh

-# Price tag

-Ahhh

# Ain't about the cha-ching, cha-ching

# Ain't about the ba-bling, ba-bling

# I just wanna make the world dance

# And I just wanna make

# Jools Holland dance, yeah!

# Forget about the pri-i-ice tag