Episode 2 Later... with Jools Holland

CHEERING APPLAUSE

Welcome, we are broadcasting live to everyone in this lovely studio and

over here we have Madness! # Woe betide you if you

wander from God's plan # Square shouldered,

straight as a die # The righteous truth,

he never tell you no lies # He's heading off up

the wrong side of town # Head of the table

at the Rotary club # Never unsure of which

shoulders he should rub # Heading off under

the wrong side of town # You're gonna do, you're

gonna do yourself in # You're gonna do, you're

gonna do yourself in CHEERING

APPLAUSE Whether you are in bed, a bar or

what could be better than enjoying Madness live in this room are

broadcasting live to you, room for all of amazing people, The Divine

Comedy are here, the amazing voice of Rag 'N' Bone Man is here,

fantastic Gallant, over here the wonderful Beth Orton but now we

begin in this corner with Jamie T. # She's the eye of the storm

born in the city I live # Her vanity's dressed up as virtue

in brogue shoes in art schools # She used to make do,

but now she makes men # Fall at her feet, weak,

their tongues leak, they try to stop talking cause now they don't make

any sense # So I drove to the bar

now I'm sipping on gin # I stare into space as the place

seemed to get that little bit # She walked in, I could

say she looked good, # But that would just be me

throwing you off the scent, she's everything

an understatement has # But as with any gift,

there's always a twist # She can never really kiss,

cause there's never remiss # Like giving everloves,

you can never really win # It's the burden and a curse

of her power over men CHEERING

APPLAUSE Jamie T, Power Over Men. Our next

guest is Neil Hannon, he is a truly talented man, he writes prose, pop

music, the lot, and he is here now, this is the Divine Comedy!

# When did you say that you're coming home?

# I surgically remove all of the green food from my diet

# I know I should be reading but I'm too lazy to try it

# I keep the TV on all day to chase away the quiet when you leave

# When did you say that you're coming home?

# When you leave, I become a dickhead

# A bad-smelling couch-dwelling dickhead

# I drink too many cups of tea and eat too many biscuits

# I stare at all the photos and the texts that you have sent me

# I think they're starting to resent me

# I want to go to bed but the bed is just too empty when you leave

# I stare at all the photos and the texts that you have sent me

# I think they're starting to resent me

# I want to go to bed but the bed is just too empty when you leave

# When did you say that you're coming home?

CHEERING APPLAUSE

The Divine Comedy, How Can You Leave Me On My Own. You can hear a lot

more of that of course on our show on Friday. I am delighted to be

welcomed by a icon and legend, Suggs! Welcome to the show. We have

supplied you with half of beer and myself with a soft drink for the

purposes of this interview. You are back with a brilliant new dazzling

album, you opened the show with Mr Apples, who is Mr Apples? Mr Apples

could be anyone of us. He unfortunately got on a high moral

ground and was behaving like that during the day and behaving

completely differently at night. Doctor Jekyll and Mr Hyde. You could

say that. Did he get uncovered? I never got to that point, I wrote the

words and I've never quite discovered, maybe on the next album

I will find out. He was on the point of willing himself out, I know that

much. Last week we lost our great legend in the form of Prince Buster,

he was an influence on a lot of people particularly Madness. Yes, we

loved Prince Buster, his sense of humour and obviously the music he

made. At the time it was fresh, nobody seemed to be doing it. And he

gave us our name, it was a prince Buster Song, Madness. And he may

have had some influence on the way we moved about. We have got a clip

of him and I think we're both on it and I think it on our very rare one

of, the Mayday hootenanny, to celebrate the coming of spring, why

we don't do one every year I don't know. Here are some photographic

evidence. # Madness

# I am filled with gladness # It's going to be rougher

# It's going to be tougher # And I won't be the one that's

going to suffer. # I won't be the one who's going to

suffer # That's right

# I'll never be the one who's going to suffer. CHEERING

APPLAUSE .

And that is contagious dancing, I think that was Damon Albarn. Some

pop stars in the background. It doesn't matter whether you are an

old grandad, you want to get going to that music. Like yourself, we

started with doing cover versions but we found more and more, if you

play that, you get invited back the following week. People enjoying it.

Is he still an influence now? I think his sense of humour. I don't

know, it's hard to say exactly. He was quite a spiritual man. I think

music makes you feel that way. His soul will live on Le Mond we do in

some way or another. We are going to hear a tribute at the end of the

show? Just two seconds left! Thanks for joining us, Suggs. There is a

certain schedule that we must keep two. We can now welcome a marvellous

artist who has a great record out, it is a Beth Orton!

# You got a certain way I swear of sticking it in

# Even though you only ever lose or you win

# I always said I'd wait and wait and wait just to see

# But I've been waiting here since 1973

# Looking back in time right now to 72

# I remember all the stupid things we'd do

# Sitting round and speeding like it's 79

# there was always somewhere else I had to be

# Looking below, well, it changed my dreams

# And now nothing is quite what it seems

# You got a certain way I swear

# I always said I'd wait and wait and wait just to see

# I've been waiting here since 1973

APPLAUSE Thank you, Beth Orton. The song,

1973. Brand-new talent, a man with an extraordinary voice, please

welcome the Wonderful Rag 'n' Bone Man.

# But I'm only human after all

# Some people got the real problems

# Some people think I can solve them

# Oh, some people got the real problems

# Some people think I can solve them

The extraordinary talent, Rag 'n' Bone Man. Now we welcome Gallant!

# This gravity hurts when you know the truth

# And I take the blame for the both of us

# But I can't lift this on my own

# Call me anxious, call me broke

# But I can't lift this on my own

# You tried your best, is it ever enough

# When it's already dragging me down, down?

# Call me anxious, call me broke

# But I can't lift this on my own

# Call me anxious, call me broke

# But I can't lift this on my own

# When it's already dragging me down, down?

APPLAUSE Thank you. How long have we got for

this? How long? How many seconds? Thank you so much, see you on

Friday. Madness! # You got to help us

with your feet # If you're not

in the mood to dance # Step back,

grab yourself a seat # This may not

be uptown Jamaica # Buster bowl me over

with your bogus dance # So I'll say

there's nothin' left to say # So I'll leave it up to you out

there # Buster bowl me over

with your bogus dance # Even though I'll keep

on runnin' # Top of the Pops

# And in the blue corner, the sensational Mr Lee Thompson!