Sir Fon Nigel Owens: Wyt ti'n Gem?

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-Hello!

-Thank you very much for the welcome.

-How are you all tonight?

-Welcome to Wyt Ti'n Gem?

-This week we're on Anglesey.

-How are you, Anglesey?

-Yay!

-They say that Anglesey is

-the mother of Wales. Is that true?

-If Anglesey's the mother,

-I'd like to know who's the father?

-It's certainly not me!

-I'm very fond of facts

-and the following is true.

-Anyone here

-from Holyhead Rugby Club?

-Thank goodness!

-Holyhead Rugby Club

-holds the record...

-..for being beaten by the highest

-number of points by their opponents.

-They lost by 181 points to nil...

-..against Llanidloes Rugby Club.

-Don't worry, though, Holyhead has

-appointed a new coach this season.

-He turned up to training

-last night and said...

-.."Lads, I don't know which

-positions you normally play in...

-"..but for tonight,

-play in your usual positions."

-When he turned around, they were

-all in a huddle behind the posts!

-We've toured the country,

-playing tricks on many people...

-..but tonight we focus on Anglesey.

-Let's see

-if the people of Anglesey are game.

-Excuse me. Would you

-help me with these sandwiches?

-Would you come and sit here with me?

-My husband made me

-ham and cheese sandwiches...

-..when he knows full well

-I'm vegetarian...

-..and I'm allergic to cheese.

-Would you help me remove the cheese?

-I like the ham.

-You like ham? But the cheese

-has been stuck to the ham.

-If you're vegetarian,

-why are you eating ham?

-I like ham.

-Then you're not vegetarian.

-Yes, I am,

-a little ham won't hurt...

-..but I don't like cheese.

-You're not 100% then, are you?

-Oh, dear.

-Alright, then. Take care.

-Thank goodness

-it wasn't butter she didn't like!

-Let's meet our first guest tonight.

-She's a native of Anglesey.

-What else can I say about her?

-She always

-looks down her nose at me...

-..because she's taller than me.

-She's a singer, presenter and

-one of Wales' most beautiful women.

-Please welcome Elin Fflur.

-Hello, Nigel. Are you OK?

-Very good, thanks.

-You look very smart tonight.

-Put a hat on your head and you'd

-look like a nun in those clothes.

-You're a native of Anglesey.

-Yes, I was raised in Dwyran

-before moving to...

-..Llanfaipwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrn

-drobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

-I'm very proud of being

-an Anglesey girl, I have to say.

-People may not know this, but you're

-related to the most famous person...

-..to come out of North Wales

-since...

-I don't know many famous people

-from North Wales!

-You're related to George North.

-Did you know that?

-No.

-Can't you tell

-by the size of my thighs?

-She has a good pair of quads.

-Do you

-like playing tricks on people?

-Not as much as you do.

-You're not too keen

-on the dark or ghosts, are you?

-To be honest,

-I'm afraid of my own shadow.

-I'm claustrophobic,

-I'm afraid of birds...

-..I'm afraid of ghosts, I'm

-afraid of the dark, of spiders.

-I'm afraid of many things.

-If you're afraid

-of the dark and ghosts...

-..why did you agree to do an item

-in a dark and haunted location?

-Because I always try

-to be professional in my job.

-I thought,

-I'm never going to see a ghost.

-I never have done

-and I probably never will.

-I wanted to see what'd happen.

-This is what happened

-when she visited a haunted location.

-As one of Heno's presenters...

-..Elin Fflur has to cover all kinds

-of stories from around Wales.

-Aided by the programme's producer,

-we've arranged for Elin...

-..to visit the archaic

-Chateau Rhianfa, a luxury hotel...

-..on the banks of the Menai.

-Why?

-Because it's rumoured to be haunted.

-Who better

-to lead her and protect her...

-..than paranormal investigator

-Geraint Hopkins?

-The crew has

-fitted cameras and sound devices...

-..to capture the moment

-when Elin has to face her fear.

-What do you hope to find

-at Chateau Rhianfa today?

-Well,

-I know they've seen a man here.

-Right.

-But I'm telling you

-there are spirits here, right?

-I don't know

-if they're nasty or not, right?

-If you're afraid,

-don't let go of my hand.

-If you let it go,

-then you're letting them in.

-What do you mean?

-What do you mean?

-

-They may follow you.

-Oh, dear! Elin is regretting this.

-We'd better go for a walk.

-We'd better go for a walk.

-

-We'd better go for a walk.

-If I run out, you run out as well.

-OK!

-You may laugh but wait until Geraint

-hears the spirits talking to him!

-What's happening in here?

-What's happening in here?

-

-She's telling me...

-Who? Is there a woman with you?

-Who? Is there a woman with you?

-

-Yes, a relation of yours.

-She won't leave me alone.

-She's saying, "Tell her, tell her,

-tell her! Don't move."

-Does that make sense to you?

-She's saying it over and over again.

-"Tell her not to move."

-To Scotland. Does that make sense?

-Oh, good grief, I want to cry!

-I'm going on holiday to Scotland

-on Monday.

-She's saying, "Don't move."

-She's saying, "Don't move."

-

-And I'm moving house.

-She doesn't want you to move house.

-She doesn't want you to move house.

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-Well done!

-Have spirits or Elin's friends

-been whispering in Geraint's ear?

-There's a man here.

-He doesn't like us being here.

-DEVICE BEEPS

-He doesn't like us either.

-Oh, good grief!

-If you're nervous with the lights

-on, wait till you reach the cellar.

-And the darkness.

-There's something

-behind that door I don't like.

-There they are,

-they're not spirits but rascals!

-Here we go. It's time

-to take a look behind the door.

-Right, Elin.

-Right, Elin.

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-Good grief, it's dark in here.

-Come inside. Give me your hand.

-When I close the door it'll be dark.

-I have to try and find my way.

-Don't let go of my hand

-because I'm afraid.

-Good grief, I can't see a thing!

-Good grief, I can't see a thing!

-

-Come on, you're alright.

-I hope there are no steps.

-My chest is getting tight.

-Where's your hand?

-If there are spirits in here,

-give us a sign.

-It's flashing.

-Do you mean us harm?

-It's not going off.

-Is the spirit turning, Elin?

-Is the spirit turning, Elin?

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-Can you give me a sign?

-KNOCK

-Something touched my leg.

-It touched my leg.

-There's something here.

-There's something here.

-

-Did it touch you too?

-Yes.

-Yes.

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-Something's in here with us.

-Something small.

-It came up to your knee, didn't it?

-Yes.

-Yes.

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-If there are spirits here...

-..give me a sign now.

-CHILD'S VOICE

-Aargh, aargh, aargh!

-Keep quiet. Don't panic.

-Don't laugh. Don't laugh.

-There's a little girl here.

-No.

-No.

-

-Deep breaths.

-Is there

-a spirit of a small girl here?

-Do you

-want to come and play with Elin?

-I can smell something.

-I can smell something.

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-You're alright.

-I don't want her to play with me!

-I don't want her to play with me!

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-Maybe she'll come and play with us.

-CHILD'S LAUGHTER

-I want to get out of here.

-I don't want to do this any more.

-The machine's going off.

-They're telling me something.

-Please get me out of here.

-They're saying, "Get out!"

-GHOSTLY VOICE

-Spirit of the night,

-Nigel Owens here.

-No! No! What's that?

-Listen, Elin.

-Listen to what he's saying.

-What's happening here?

-What's happening here?

-What's happening here?

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-Oooooh!

-Spirit of the night,

-Nigel Owens here.

-Elin Fflur,

-I wanted to see if you were game.

-Ooooooh!

-Oh, no!

-Oh, good grief,

-what have you done to me?!

-Oh, my gosh, look!

-I'm going to kill you, Nigel Owens.

-You were frightened, weren't you?

-You were frightened, weren't you?

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-You've really frightened me...

-..more than anything else ever has.

-Nigel, I thought we were friends.

-You've scared me.

-I used to be mates with you.

-No more. No more.

-Brilliant.

-Brilliant.

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-My heart's pounding watching that.

-Weren't you suspicious?

-Weren't you suspicious?

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-I didn't suspect a thing. I'm dumb!

-Thinking back to all the things

-that happened that day...

-..I don't know how I didn't twig.

-I believed every word Geraint said.

-He had me.

-Geraint's here somewhere. Hello!

-Geraint's here somewhere. Hello!

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-Geraint!

-It's your fault

-I've had nightmares for weeks.

-Your heart was racing

-and you were shaking.

-Don't tell me that someone's talking

-to you now. I don't want to know.

-There was something in there

-but nothing nasty.

-The device was going off in my hand.

-I wouldn't have gone inside.

-You were very brave.

-She was brave.

-Others would've run out sooner.

-You were either brave or dumb,

-one of the two!

-Are you still afraid of ghosts...

-..or has that

-helped you get over it?

-It's made it worse,

-to tell you the truth.

-I believed it all.

-It took me two hours to realize

-what happened to me that day.

-Aargh! Aargh!

-Oh, good grief!

-I used to have an awful phobia

-and it took me years to get over it.

-Do you know what I was phobic about?

-Whistles.

-Elin Fflur, thank you very much.

-She's been a great sport, fair play.

-Join us after the break when we meet

-this week's pillar of the community.

-Elin Fflur will still be here

-and we'll set her a challenge...

-..to see if she's game,

-so don't stray too far.

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-Welcome back. We've already met

-Elin Fflur, who's still here.

-It's now time to meet

-our pillar of the community...

-..who deserves some recognition.

-Please say hello to Arwel Hughes.

-Come out here.

-You're joking!

-Oh, my God! Oh, no way!

-He knows nothing about this.

-Arwel Hughes, you do a bit

-of lighting and a bit of DJing...

-..and you've been

-working here all day.

-God, you're dead!

-God, you're dead!

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-What else do you do?

-I'm an undertaker.

-I'm an undertaker.

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-A funeral director in the south!

-Yes, I'm a funeral director.

-Yes, I'm a funeral director.

-

-Have you had any odd characters...

-..come and visit you lately?

-No.

-Take a look at this.

-Are you alright?

-Are you alright?

-

-I'm Gwilym Williams, this is Sandra.

-We're trying to make

-funeral arrangements.

-You want to make them

-for yourselves? Alright.

-You haven't made an appointment?

-You haven't made an appointment?

-

-No, we've just chanced it.

-Take a seat.

-Someone told us about you.

-We had a few things

-we wanted to ask you.

-We've written these things down.

-What's that?

-Allergy. I've got an awful allergy.

-I'm claustrophobic too...

-..so things like that bother me,

-though I won't be here.

-And the material in the coffin

-and so on.

-What's your allergy?

-I'm allergic to cotton.

-A certain type of cotton.

-We don't use cotton.

-I'm claustrophobic, so I'd need

-a lot of room. It needs to be big.

-We'd need a bigger coffin.

-Or I'd have to take antihistamines!

-I've been talking about

-getting glass on the top.

-To make sure I'm dead

-before closing the top.

-We can do that.

-There are lots of things we can do.

-Another option

-is to use a wicker coffin.

-It's made entirely

-of natural materials.

-Air can get in and out

-and you can see light through it.

-So if you're claustrophobic...

-..at least you can see out of it.

-There are options.

-There are options.

-

-We want to be cremated...

-..so we don't want

-anything expensive.

-These days,

-nothing has to be really expensive.

-I'll take your number, if that's OK.

-I'll write it down.

-There's just one more thing

-I'd like to ask.

-I don't know if you do it here

-but is it buy one get one free?

-Just give him the number.

-No, we don't do that.

-Nice meeting you.

-Thank you very much.

-Arwel, hook line and sinker!

-When a woman tells you she'll be

-claustrophobic when she's dead...

-..don't you question it?

-..don't you question it?

-

-No matter what they want...

-..it's our job to grant them their

-final wishes, and that's what we do.

-We've done it for five generations,

-so it's no bother for us.

-When I go home I say, "You won't

-believe tomorrow's funeral!"

-We've had all kinds of requests.

-We've carried coffins

-on small Fergusons and trailers...

-..because the deceased

-loved tractors.

-As long as it's legal and I don't

-get sent to jail, I'll do it!

-Everyone's seen the chapel of rest

-now, so I'm proud of that!

-Things can go wrong in funerals,

-can't they?

-I was outside a chapel

-in Llangefni...

-..where 40 members

-of the family were standing.

-I checked Emlyn Richards was ready

-before returning to the hearse.

-As I went to open the door,

-the handle came off.

-The coffin was inside, the door was

-locked and the family was stunned.

-I'm standing there with the handle,

-and my brother, Ieuan...

-..asks me what's wrong

-and I point to the handle.

-Ieu goes to look for a tool...

-..so we can open the door.

-He said, "I'll climb in at the side

-of the coffin and push it."

-I said, "No, don't do that!"

-So we eventually opened the door.

-We got the coffin inside.

-We got the coffin inside.

-

-We couldn't have done it...

-..without the help

-of your partner, Elaine.

-Does he play tricks on people?

-He used to, when he worked

-at a nightclub in Bangor.

-He always played tricks on people.

-The tables have been turned now.

-He's a pillar of the community.

-What kind of things does he do

-in the community to help people?

-He's following his parents

-who did a lot in the community.

-He helps with the carnivals

-and started Copperfest.

-He works tirelessly

-for the community.

-You also earned some recognition.

-Explain to us this photograph.

-You look very smart.

-Where had you been?

-It wasn't to a funeral

-with that tie!

-We went to Buckingham Palace...

-..where I was commended

-for my charity work.

-I know Arwel. He gives up a lot

-of his time for local charities.

-You always do voluntary work

-at various festivals too.

-I've worked with you

-a number of times.

-He's a man who does a lot for

-his community, and as a result...

-..the Amlwch area is a lot richer!

-Copperfest was something

-I thought up one night.

-It was part of the Viking Festival,

-and it's grown to be...

-..one of the biggest gigs,

-and it's free.

-It celebrates

-its 10th birthday this year.

-Copperfest is awesome.

-Come to Anglesey!

-To show our gratitude,

-we have a little trophy for you.

-Only eight of these have been made.

-This is the Nigel Owens:

-Wyt Ti'n Gem? trophy.

-You fully deserve this award.

-I'll ask Elin

-to present it to you. Well done.

-Congratulations.

-Elin,

-we know you can sing, allegedly.

-But we have a challenge for you now.

-It's time for us to play

-the weekly Wyt Ti'n Gem? challenge.

-You have to sing five songs...

-..and Arwel has to guess the tune.

-I want you

-to put this in your mouth...

-..and I want you to sing

-a line or two of each song.

-Is that big enough? Probably.

-No! Crikey, you're dumb!

-Pass it here.

-You're at the dentist's. Open wide!

-You're at the dentist's. Open wide!

-

-I'm afraid.

-That's all it is.

-Here's the list. Make sure Arwel

-doesn't see them. He's peeking!

-You've got two minutes. Ready, Elin?

-Goldfinger.

-I thought you were a James Bond fan.

-I thought you were a James Bond fan.

-

-I am. A big fan.

-Harbwr Diogel.

-No idea!

-Diamonds Are Forever.

-Diamonds Are Forever.

-

-Well done, Diamonds Are Forever.

-That's if for tonight - I'd like to

-thank Elin Fflur, Arwel Hughes...

-..and you, our studio audience.

-We'll be back next week

-with another Wyt Ti'n Gem?

-Until then, goodnight.

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