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-Subtitles | 0:00:00 | 0:00:00 | |
-Subtitles - -Subtitles | 0:00:00 | 0:00:02 | |
-I'm Linda Brown... | 0:00:04 | 0:00:06 | |
-..and this is my daughter, Caren. | 0:00:06 | 0:00:08 | |
-Together... | 0:00:08 | 0:00:10 | |
-..we run Wales's only -celebrity lookalike company. | 0:00:10 | 0:00:14 | |
-If you need that special star's -lookalike... | 0:00:15 | 0:00:19 | |
-..for an event... | 0:00:19 | 0:00:22 | |
-..contact 'Run Sbit. | 0:00:22 | 0:00:25 | |
-Caernarfon's Clwb Canol Dre club. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:32 | |
-An excited audience is clearly -enjoying a Welsh-language classic. | 0:00:33 | 0:00:37 | |
-Linda Brown from lookalike company -'Run Sbit is in the crowd. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:43 | |
-Tonight is a rare chance -for the successful business woman... | 0:00:45 | 0:00:49 | |
-..to relax to the music -of a Welsh superstar. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:52 | |
-You really can't beat Dafydd Iwan. -I don't care what you say. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:57 | |
-The evergreen singer had -hung up his guitar. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:05 | |
-Turning to Run Sbit for a lookalike -was a natural step... | 0:01:05 | 0:01:10 | |
-..according to the rest of his band. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
-Well, -Dafydd Iwan has retired yet again. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:17 | |
-We didn't see any reason -for us to give up... | 0:01:17 | 0:01:21 | |
-..so we phoned 'Run Sbit. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
-We get better treatment from the -lookalike than the real Dafydd Iwan. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:27 | |
-Ysbryd Y Nos! Ysbryd Y Nos! | 0:01:33 | 0:01:37 | |
-Linda may have got into the spirit -a bit too much. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:42 | |
-You need to let your knees down -sometimes! | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
-We're not here for long after all. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
-# We're still here | 0:01:52 | 0:01:55 | |
-# We're still here # | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
-What on earth? | 0:02:15 | 0:02:16 | |
-Honestly, you'd think that woman -was still 18 the way she behaves. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:21 | |
-Here you are, you nutter. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
-Oh, I don't remember anything -after that song about aborigines. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
-Mam, I think you've got Dafydd -Iwan's side burns on your face. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:32 | |
-What were you doing last night? | 0:02:33 | 0:02:35 | |
-Nothing. Why do you ask? | 0:02:35 | 0:02:37 | |
-I won't deny I was merry -by the end of the night. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:40 | |
-Dear me, nothing like that happened. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
-Not that I remember, anyway. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
-I phoned Jabas at 2.30 this morning. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
-Hello, 'Run Sbit. -Hello, 'Run Sbit. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:56 | |
-That'll go down like a crap sandwich -with his lordship, won't it! | 0:02:56 | 0:03:00 | |
-Hold on. It's for you. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
-A woman you spoke to last -night... | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
-..saying you were going to help -with some project or other. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:08 | |
-Hello? | 0:03:09 | 0:03:09 | |
-Hello? - -She's dangerous. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:10 | |
-Every time she goes out -she promises something to someone. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:14 | |
-Yes, of course, I remember. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
-Yes, it's a worthwhile cause. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:19 | |
-It's very important. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:21 | |
-It quickly becomes apparent how much -Linda remembers of the night before. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:27 | |
-Yes. Could you just remind me again, -what's the project called? | 0:03:27 | 0:03:33 | |
-Oh, yes, -"B'yta'n Iach" - healthy eating. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:36 | |
-Yes, I did remember, honestly, -I just wanted to double check. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:42 | |
-I didn't know what she was talking -about. Some healthy eating. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:46 | |
-It's no wonder -these people want help. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
-Look at their website. It's like -something out of the dark ages. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:53 | |
-A community project... | 0:03:53 | 0:03:55 | |
-..providing quality organic -vegetables in the Snowdonia area. | 0:03:55 | 0:04:00 | |
-Oh, damn it, -it's these things with fleas! | 0:04:01 | 0:04:05 | |
-I could do without this today. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:09 | |
-What are we going to do, Car? | 0:04:09 | 0:04:11 | |
-What do you mean we? -You offered to help, not me. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:15 | |
-Charming! | 0:04:15 | 0:04:16 | |
-We're in this together, Caren. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:18 | |
-Now, pull your socks together and -try to get us out of this mess. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:22 | |
-I don't want to sound cruel... | 0:04:22 | 0:04:25 | |
-..but Mam's not the best ambassador -for a healthy eating project. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:30 | |
-How about we get Dudley -to do something. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
-Do you think he'll do anything -for us again? | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
-Hello? | 0:04:38 | 0:04:39 | |
-Hello? - -Oh, hi! | 0:04:39 | 0:04:40 | |
-Alright? | 0:04:40 | 0:04:41 | |
-Keeping the faith. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
-I'm Chris O'Marah from Abermawddach -and I'm 'Run Sbit's Dafydd Iwan. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:52 | |
-There aren't many people in Wales... | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
-..who aren't aware of Dafydd Iwan's -cultural contribution. | 0:04:56 | 0:04:59 | |
-From singing and running the famous -Sain recording studio... | 0:05:00 | 0:05:03 | |
-..to reaching the heights of the -charts with his evergreen anthems. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:08 | |
-Reaching the heights isn't a problem -for Chris either. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:13 | |
-He's a successful -painter and decorator. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:16 | |
-He's got plenty to keep him busy... | 0:05:16 | 0:05:18 | |
-..when he isn't playing lookalike -to Wales's most famous troubadour. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:22 | |
-How about painting it all green? | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
-There must be something we can do. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:29 | |
-Here's 45 and a fiver for petrol. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:34 | |
-Nice one, Car. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:35 | |
-How's it going? | 0:05:36 | 0:05:37 | |
-Alright, except she's promised -to help promote... | 0:05:38 | 0:05:41 | |
-..some fruit and veg place -nobody's heard of. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:43 | |
-Vegetables are important. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
-You know what they say, the masses -were raised on jacket spuds. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:50 | |
-That's it! | 0:05:51 | 0:05:52 | |
-I had a Dafydd Iwan lookalike -quoting Hogia'r Wyddfa in one ear... | 0:05:53 | 0:05:57 | |
-..and her in the other ear -thinking she's bloody Bob Geldof. | 0:05:57 | 0:06:01 | |
-A charity single? | 0:06:02 | 0:06:03 | |
-Yes, they're all the rage now. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
-All we have to do is write a song... | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
-..get a handful of lookalikes -to record it and Hey Bisto! | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
-We'll "just" write a song. -Who's doing that? | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
-Wow, don't look at me... | 0:06:16 | 0:06:17 | |
-..my Welsh isn't good enough -to do something like that. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:21 | |
-OK, you can write the music. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:23 | |
-You can write the words. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:24 | |
-You can make use -of that stupid degree of yours. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:28 | |
-There we are. -That was quite easy in the end. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
-Without much experience -of songwriting... | 0:06:33 | 0:06:36 | |
-..the next morning, -Caren sets off to do some research. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:39 | |
-She comes across -the strangest sights. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:43 | |
-Oh, hello. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:45 | |
-Sorry, -I think I'm in the wrong place. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:49 | |
-I'm looking for B'yta'n Iach. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
-No, my dear, -you're in the right place. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
-Oh, right. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
-I'm Caren from 'Run Sbit. | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
-Mother Eira and other nuns -from the convent's gardens... | 0:07:00 | 0:07:04 | |
-..have run a business, B'yta'n Iach, -in Wales for over eight years. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:08 | |
-Very few people -are aware of their existence. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
-..write a song to help you. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:14 | |
-Right. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:15 | |
-Yes, it's difficult to get people -to know of the service we offer. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:21 | |
-When one of Jesus's lambs -came to us to offer help... | 0:07:21 | 0:07:24 | |
-..it was too good an opportunity -to refuse. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:27 | |
-You've got a great operation here. -I didn't even know it existed. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:33 | |
-That's the problem. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:35 | |
-The trees shelter us, -we're difficult to see. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:38 | |
-Hopefully, this song will be -advertise your produce. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
-I'm sure it will be. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:43 | |
-I know hardly anything -about this organic food. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:47 | |
-I was hoping you could -give me a few pointers. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
-As Caren looks for holy support -for her writing... | 0:07:50 | 0:07:53 | |
-..Dafydd Iwan's job is to compose -a melody for the masterpiece. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:58 | |
-Come on, Chris. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:04 | |
-That's a bit better. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
-Meanwhile, -back at Run Sbit's office... | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
-..Linda is herding the singers -for the recording. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:20 | |
-Don't be such an old fart, John! | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
-Dear me, Alun's doing it! | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
-There will be food if you're... | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
-It was a bit full on, -getting everyone to join in. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:30 | |
-But I soon laid -the final brick in the wall. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
-Be at Sain Studio -by 5.30pm tomorrow. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
-Not you, Brian. -You need to be there by 10.30am. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:38 | |
-To the ladies -at B'yta'n Iach Gardens... | 0:08:38 | 0:08:41 | |
-..thanks for everything, -Dafydd Iwan. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:43 | |
-Aren't you posh? | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
-He's one of our favourite customers. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
-He's here rather often. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:49 | |
-As it happens, our lookalike for -Dafydd Iwan is writing the music. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:53 | |
-Come on ladies, settle down. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
-How about we start -by sharing... | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
-..a few ideas we'd like -to include in the song. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:07 | |
-Well, it's important -people know where we are. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:10 | |
-Location. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:12 | |
-You could say -it's a sanctuary in the trees. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
-I like that. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
-A sanctuary in the trees. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:20 | |
-It was going really well. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:24 | |
-We had loads of ideas -straight away. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
-It's worth paying extra. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:29 | |
-Is there anything else? | 0:09:29 | 0:09:31 | |
-"Iach" - healthy rhymes with... | 0:09:36 | 0:09:38 | |
-"Iach" - healthy rhymes with... - -"Sach" - sack! | 0:09:38 | 0:09:39 | |
-B'yta'n Iach gardens, -there's love in every sack. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:43 | |
-Yes! | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
-You're quite the poet, Mary! | 0:09:45 | 0:09:48 | |
-As Caren and the nuns' creation -takes shape... | 0:09:50 | 0:09:53 | |
-..Dafydd Iwan seems -quite proud of his efforts too. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:57 | |
-It isn't bad actually. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:02 | |
-It sounds a bit like Neil Young. -I think we've got a hit there, boys. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:08 | |
-Wow, that wasn't supposed to happen. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:13 | |
-In part two... | 0:10:14 | 0:10:15 | |
-Jesus Christ, where are they? | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
-..will Caren's words and Dafydd's -melody hit the mark? | 0:10:19 | 0:10:22 | |
-How will Linda get on -controlling the recording? | 0:10:22 | 0:10:26 | |
-Where's Elin Fflur? There you are. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
-The pressure mounts -when S4C's cameras turn up... | 0:10:28 | 0:10:31 | |
-..to broadcast -the first performance. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
-We're joined by Linda Brown. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:37 | |
-. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:40 | |
-Subtitles | 0:10:43 | 0:10:43 | |
-Subtitles - -Subtitles | 0:10:43 | 0:10:44 | |
-A drunken promise has pushed -Linda Brown into a corner. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:47 | |
-We must be able to do something. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
-Dafydd Iwan's lookalike is under -pressure to finish a painting job. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:54 | |
-There we are, we've finished, -ladies. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:57 | |
-Caren's had a holy helping hand -to write a song about organic veg. | 0:10:57 | 0:11:01 | |
-Hopefully the song -will advertise the produce. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:05 | |
-It's yet another ordinary week -at Run Sbit. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:08 | |
-Sain's famous studios. -The fine tuning is on going. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:16 | |
-How many packs of quavers -is that now? | 0:11:16 | 0:11:18 | |
-One, two, three, four, five, six. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:22 | |
-Maybe I'll leave an extra three or -four, in case Rhys Meirion turns up. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:26 | |
-As Linda waits for the singers -who'll sing the charity single... | 0:11:27 | 0:11:31 | |
-..Brian Yr Organ, -Alun Tan Lan and Gethin Evs... | 0:11:31 | 0:11:35 | |
-..are ready to record -the backing track. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:37 | |
-There's a problem, as Alun explains. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:40 | |
-We can't do anything without music. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
-Absolutely, -where is this -BEEP -Dafydd Iwan? | 0:11:42 | 0:11:45 | |
-Who knows, Brian? -He's supposed to be here. | 0:11:45 | 0:11:48 | |
-Is it that bloke? | 0:11:49 | 0:11:50 | |
-Hallelujah! | 0:11:50 | 0:11:51 | |
-Where have you been, man? | 0:11:53 | 0:11:54 | |
-How was I supposed to know -it was the real Dafydd Iwan? | 0:11:58 | 0:12:01 | |
-He looks exactly like our one. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
-At last, the Dafydd Iwan Linda -was expecting arrives. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:09 | |
-Where on earth have you been? | 0:12:09 | 0:12:10 | |
-Where on earth have you been? - -I'm sorry, Linda. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:11 | |
-But time is scarce -for the busy painter. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:14 | |
-I've got two windows left. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:16 | |
-I'll have to show the lads the tune -and then I have to go back. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:20 | |
-Come along for God's sake. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:22 | |
-Lads, this is Dafydd Iwan. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:24 | |
-Bry, Alun, Geth. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:26 | |
-With only a few hours... | 0:12:30 | 0:12:32 | |
-..until the Heno cameras arrive -to catch the recording... | 0:12:33 | 0:12:37 | |
-..it's a race against time -to show the band the tune. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:40 | |
-Can you hold D down. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:42 | |
-With a little tweaking from Bryan, -Alun and Gethin Evs' lookalikes... | 0:12:43 | 0:12:47 | |
-For -BEEP -sakes Geth! | 0:12:47 | 0:12:49 | |
-It's not long -before the melody takes shape. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:52 | |
-I can go from here then. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:53 | |
-It sounds good, lads. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:57 | |
-It sounds good, lads. - -Thank you. | 0:12:57 | 0:12:58 | |
-I was glad for Dafydd and the lads -that the song came together. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:02 | |
-I didn't want them to make fools -of themselves on live TV. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:07 | |
-Hello, Caren. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:09 | |
-The music is only half the work. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:12 | |
-Caren has brought -a thank-you gift... | 0:13:12 | 0:13:15 | |
-..for the sisters at B'yta'n Iach -for their assistance. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:18 | |
-Listen. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:20 | |
-Why don't you come with me -to the recording at the studio? | 0:13:20 | 0:13:23 | |
-Do you think that would be OK? | 0:13:24 | 0:13:25 | |
-Of course it would. | 0:13:25 | 0:13:27 | |
-You can meet Dafydd Iwan's lookalike -after that. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:30 | |
-Really? | 0:13:30 | 0:13:31 | |
-Absolutely. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:33 | |
-Kim, Mari... | 0:13:33 | 0:13:34 | |
-..do you want come and meet -Dafydd Iwan's lookalike? | 0:13:34 | 0:13:40 | |
-I'm sitting in the front! | 0:13:43 | 0:13:45 | |
-They were thrilled with the idea. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
-Off we go. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:51 | |
-The nuns make their way -to the studio. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:56 | |
-By now, -the background track is finished. | 0:13:56 | 0:13:59 | |
-Linda is pleased with it. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:01 | |
-Oh, it's fantastic, lads. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:05 | |
-So that'll do, will it? | 0:14:05 | 0:14:06 | |
-It's great, Dafydd. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:08 | |
-Look, I have to go -and do these windows now. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:11 | |
-Alright then. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:12 | |
-Be back by six for the practice. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:15 | |
-Those S4C people -are coming to film you. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:18 | |
-Aye, alright. -Make sure to give me a good line. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:21 | |
-I will, don't worry. | 0:14:21 | 0:14:23 | |
-Are you alright there? | 0:14:24 | 0:14:25 | |
-Here he is, ladies. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:29 | |
-Hello. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:31 | |
-Alright? OK? | 0:14:31 | 0:14:33 | |
-They wanted to meet you. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
-The sisters were so happy to meet -the lookalike of such a hero. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:40 | |
-When the opportunity came to help -him get his van moving... | 0:14:41 | 0:14:45 | |
-..it was the cherry on the cake. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:47 | |
-Let's go for it! | 0:14:47 | 0:14:49 | |
-The lyrics -have been such a success... | 0:14:54 | 0:14:58 | |
-..there's no doubt the heavenly -father is smiling down on us. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:03 | |
-I think if we change that last word -to get one that fits better. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:10 | |
-And maybe swap this verse -with this one, it'll be great. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:15 | |
-As the group put the finishing -touches on things. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:18 | |
-Outside, -the stars have started to arrive. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:21 | |
-Alright, son? | 0:15:21 | 0:15:22 | |
-It's obvious Linda's hard work -has paid off. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:26 | |
-From Tom Jones to Osian Candelas... | 0:15:26 | 0:15:28 | |
-..have come to take part -in the historic venture. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:32 | |
-Hi, Meic, they're -through there in the studio. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:34 | |
-I've got some photocopying to do. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:36 | |
-It's not just lookalikes -of singers who're here. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:41 | |
-I'm looking forward to it so much. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:44 | |
-I get to be on Heno! | 0:15:44 | 0:15:46 | |
-It's great. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:47 | |
-It's an honour to be in a room -with these people. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:50 | |
-I wouldn't have missed it -for the world. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:53 | |
-Margaret Williams! | 0:15:55 | 0:15:56 | |
-Yeah, yeah, it's going really well, -isn't it, John? | 0:15:58 | 0:16:01 | |
-Nice vibe, -everything's really chilled. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:03 | |
-I was just telling Osian Candelas -actually... | 0:16:03 | 0:16:06 | |
-..we don't get enough chances to do -things like this. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:10 | |
-We're quite confident. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:11 | |
-A good group has turned up, -we'll be fine. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:14 | |
-Thanks. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:16 | |
-As they reminisce and mingle, -there's important work to do. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:22 | |
-OK, OK. -Can I have your attention, please? | 0:16:24 | 0:16:26 | |
-These are the words, -you can have a copy each. | 0:16:26 | 0:16:29 | |
-I was impressed with Mam. | 0:16:31 | 0:16:32 | |
-It was like watching Cefin Roberts -going through his stuff. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:36 | |
-Is anyone else chewing gum? | 0:16:37 | 0:16:39 | |
-Bonnie Tyler, -you get the first line. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:41 | |
-"There's a place in the Ogwen Valley -a sanctuary in the woods." | 0:16:42 | 0:16:45 | |
-It's Tom next. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:48 | |
-With all eyes on the maestro... | 0:16:49 | 0:16:51 | |
-Rownd a Rownd cast! | 0:16:51 | 0:16:53 | |
-..it seems that Linda's idea -of a song about healthy produce... | 0:16:53 | 0:16:58 | |
-..was quite productive. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:01 | |
-That's when Dafydd Iwan -comes in with his line. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:04 | |
-OK? | 0:17:04 | 0:17:05 | |
-Linda, phone. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:07 | |
-With less than an hour to go until -the Heno cameras arrive... | 0:17:07 | 0:17:10 | |
-..news arrives to burst the bubble. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:13 | |
-What do you mean you've broken down? -Where are you? | 0:17:13 | 0:17:16 | |
-I'm not sure. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:18 | |
-Somewhere in the Nantlle Valley. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
-Look, Linda, -I don't think I can make it. | 0:17:21 | 0:17:23 | |
-Bloody great, he's got the most -important line in the song. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:27 | |
-There was only one thing I could do. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:30 | |
-Dafydd, are you busy? Come with me. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:33 | |
-When in a hole, start digging. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
-What are you doing, woman? | 0:17:37 | 0:17:38 | |
-Stand in the middle there -then I'll tell you what to do. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:42 | |
-What are you doing? You can't get -the real Dafydd Iwan to sing! | 0:17:45 | 0:17:48 | |
-I've got no choice, Caren. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:51 | |
-Nobody will know him, -we'll put some sunglasses on him. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:55 | |
-Hello, Llanelli, can you hear me? | 0:17:55 | 0:17:58 | |
-With S4C's cameras -here to catch the historic moment... | 0:17:58 | 0:18:01 | |
-..there's a last-minute rehearsal -before the nation hears it. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:07 | |
-I want plenty of movement -during the chorus. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:09 | |
-Dear me, you're like soldiers! -Hedd Wyn, that's fine for you. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:13 | |
-They're coming live to us in ten... | 0:18:15 | 0:18:17 | |
-Next, we head live to Caernarfon -to Llio who's been hearing... | 0:18:19 | 0:18:23 | |
-..about a slightly different -campaign. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
-Thanks, Angharad. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:28 | |
-Behind me, the 'Run Sbit gang -are ready to sing a remarkable song. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:33 | |
-We'll speak to the manager, -Linda Brown shortly. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:36 | |
-To get the background -of the campaign... | 0:18:36 | 0:18:39 | |
-..here's Janice Cook -from Sexual Health Wales. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:43 | |
-What is the "Putain Iach" -- healthy prostitute campaign? | 0:18:43 | 0:18:46 | |
-Well, 78% of the women who work -in the sex industry in Wales... | 0:18:46 | 0:18:51 | |
-..do so in such a way -as to put their health at risk. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:56 | |
-So, the Putain Iach campaign... | 0:18:57 | 0:18:59 | |
-..is planning to open -official brothels... | 0:18:59 | 0:19:03 | |
-..to protect these women. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:06 | |
-The long-term goal... | 0:19:06 | 0:19:08 | |
-..is for every prostitute in Wales -to be a healthy prostitute. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:13 | |
-A controversial issue -to say the least. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:16 | |
-We're joined now by Linda Brown. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:19 | |
-Tell us Linda, how important was it -to support this issue? | 0:19:19 | 0:19:24 | |
-Very important. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:25 | |
-I feel for the nuns -down on all fours every day. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:29 | |
-Nuns? | 0:19:31 | 0:19:32 | |
-Yes, Meira and her gang. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:34 | |
-Everyone should use them. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:36 | |
-They've got a fantastic place. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:38 | |
-Anything you want and there's -something for every taste. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:42 | |
-Melons, cucumbers, -they're incredibly cheap too! | 0:19:42 | 0:19:45 | |
-At 'Run Sbit, we urge everyone -to make the most of what's on offer. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:49 | |
-Well, thanks, Linda. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:52 | |
-Closing the programme, here's -'Run Sbit's gang with Putain Iach. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:57 | |
-# There's a place -in the Ogwen Valley | 0:20:04 | 0:20:07 | |
-# A haven in the trees | 0:20:07 | 0:20:10 | |
-# Where everyone is welcome | 0:20:10 | 0:20:12 | |
-# Come and meet the generous women | 0:20:13 | 0:20:16 | |
-# Women who are eager to please # | 0:20:16 | 0:20:18 | |
-Suddenly the penny drops... | 0:20:18 | 0:20:20 | |
-..and Linda realizes -what the song was meant to be. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:24 | |
-Caren and the nuns' lyrics suddenly -take on a different meaning. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:29 | |
-# The women are on all fours -from morning until night | 0:20:29 | 0:20:34 | |
-# Hard at it on their knees -until they're tired out | 0:20:34 | 0:20:39 | |
-# Whatever you fancy | 0:20:40 | 0:20:43 | |
-# A little or a lot | 0:20:43 | 0:20:46 | |
-# Come over to Madam Eira | 0:20:47 | 0:20:50 | |
-# Where you'll be satisfied | 0:20:50 | 0:20:53 | |
-# Satisfied | 0:20:53 | 0:20:54 | |
-# Satisfied | 0:20:56 | 0:20:58 | |
-# The customer comes first | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
-# At the ladies' garden | 0:21:01 | 0:21:04 | |
-# There's love in every sack | 0:21:04 | 0:21:09 | |
-No! Jesus! -Can you switch this thing off. | 0:21:10 | 0:21:14 | |
-No, no, no! | 0:21:14 | 0:21:16 | |
-Can't you stop them down south? | 0:21:17 | 0:21:20 | |
-# Women perform miracles -with their nimble fingers | 0:21:20 | 0:21:24 | |
-# Things grow quickly -under Sister Kim | 0:21:25 | 0:21:29 | |
-# Laura's very eager -to please non-stop | 0:21:30 | 0:21:35 | |
-# Mari's never happy -until her box is full to the top | 0:21:37 | 0:21:42 | |
-# Satisfied | 0:21:43 | 0:21:45 | |
-# Satisfied | 0:21:46 | 0:21:47 | |
-# The customer comes first -at the ladies' garden | 0:21:49 | 0:21:54 | |
-# There's love in every sack | 0:21:54 | 0:21:58 | |
-# Go to see the garden -and you'll be satisfied | 0:22:01 | 0:22:06 | |
-# You'll never know -who you'll find when you go there | 0:22:09 | 0:22:14 | |
-# Me and John have been known -to come for a juicy pear | 0:22:15 | 0:22:19 | |
-# We provide a service, -the best in the world | 0:22:20 | 0:22:25 | |
-# I can vouch for that, -because I'm still here | 0:22:26 | 0:22:34 | |
-# Satisfied # | 0:22:34 | 0:22:35 | |
-Do something, will you? -Rewind live TV. Stop it! | 0:22:37 | 0:22:41 | |
-# There's love in every sack # | 0:22:41 | 0:22:44 | |
-I can't believe this is happening. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:46 | |
-# Head over to the gardens -and you'll be satisfied! # | 0:22:47 | 0:22:55 | |
-Well! -Wasn't that a feast for your ears?! | 0:23:00 | 0:23:03 | |
-Apologies if the song's lyrics -caused you any distress. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:09 | |
-There's nothing to say -except sorry, really. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:13 | |
-I better go, I don't think -Mam can handle things on her own. | 0:23:13 | 0:23:17 | |
-Sorry again. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:18 | |
-Goodbye for now. | 0:23:19 | 0:23:20 | |
-There you go, turn round there. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:23 | |
-Sorry, there's a mistake, -they sell veg. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:27 | |
-No, veg! | 0:23:28 | 0:23:29 | |
-What's got into you! -I wouldn't do such a thing! | 0:23:31 | 0:23:34 | |
-You dirty scoundrel! | 0:23:34 | 0:23:35 | |
-S4C Subtitles by Testun Cyf. | 0:23:56 | 0:23:58 | |
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