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-I'm Linda Brown...

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-..and this is my daughter, Caren.

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-Together...

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-..we run Wales's only

-celebrity lookalike company.

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-If you need that special star's

-lookalike...

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-..for an event...

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-..contact 'Run Sbit.

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-At Wellman's nightclub, Llangefni...

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-..Caren Brown

-from 'Run Sbit lookalikes company...

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-..prepares for a very special night.

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-Where do you want this, Caren?

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-Where do you want this, Caren?

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-In the middle.

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-Put it in the front.

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-It's the annual

-'Run Sbit awards ceremony.

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-It's a chance for the company...

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-..to show its gratitude

-to the lookalikes.

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-It started as a bit of fun.

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-We wanted to thank the lookalikes

-for the year's work.

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-It has grown and grown.

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-As you can imagine,

-Mam takes it quite seriously.

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-To the left.

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-No, to the right. The right!

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-The awards night is very stressful.

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-There is so much to organize.

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-It's only fair

-to have a bit of pampering...

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-..to relieve the tension.

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-Good Lord! Imagine that

-my back is like a map of Wales.

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-This is Abersoch.

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-Now poke me in the Mumbles.

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-As Linda gets ready

-for the big night...

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-..back at Wellman's,

-Caren faces her first problem.

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-I can't use this. It's not safe.

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-I don't understand these things.

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-We don't have a lot of choice.

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-I'm not happy.

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-I'm Dewi Glyn from Pontllyfni.

-I'm Mici Plwm's lookalike.

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-Michael Lloyd Jones, or Mici Plwm...

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-..portrayed the popular character,

-Plwmsan Y Twmffat Twp.

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-He was famous for his mobile disco

-in the seventies.

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-It's his lookalike's specialist era.

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-I concentrate on

-early seventies disco.

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-Fair play, Linda asked

-if I wanted to be Plwmsan.

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-But the custard pies

-played havoc with my beard.

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-I don't know what the hell it is,

-a trapped nerve or something.

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-'Run Sbit asked the talented DJ's

-lookalike...

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-..to oversee the technical side.

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-You can't beat chicken drumsticks

-and vol-au-vents.

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-He knows his stuff.

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-But he's a moaner.

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-By the time Mam came back,

-I'd had enough of him.

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-Caren.

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-Yes?

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-There's something wrong

-with the spotlight.

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-Not a happy bunny.

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-Look Giggs, if you go any

-further back, you'll hit the bar.

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-There's plenty of room

-down this side.

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-Look at the space Gareth Bale

-found for himself.

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-I expect 110% from you.

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-Off you go.

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-Someone has to stay

-on top of everything.

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-Caren probably thinks

-the catering happens as if by magic.

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-When will you deliver the "T", then?

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-I'll be a laughing stock

-with this "W".

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-The company's amateur approach

-makes me worried sick.

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-Maybe 'Run Spiw is a better name.

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-Linda can be so naff,

-it makes me want to throw up.

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-"Dear friends. The year has

-gone by like a shooting star."

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-Linda, the spotlight doesn't work.

-When did you last test it?

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-How should I know?!

-I need a spotlamp for my speech.

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-Sort it out. I'm busy.

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-But there's no peace for Linda.

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-PHONE

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-Blast from the past.

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-Hiya, Ryan. How are you?

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-Ryan and Ronnie are a pair of thugs.

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-I wanted to get rid of them

-when they went to jail.

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-Mam thinks the sun shines

-out of their...

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-Are you there?

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-I thought I'd lost you!

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-How's Ronnie? Is he OK?

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-In the 1990s, Ryan and Ronnie were

-'Run Sbit's most popular lookalikes.

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-The lookalikes,

-Vince and Dave Jeffreys...

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-..were jailed for running

-a protection racket in Llanberis.

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-They're lovely boys, bless them.

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-It was a misunderstanding.

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-I'm thrilled the judge saw sense

-and released them early.

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-Yes, I've got it.

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-See you later. Great! Ta-ra!

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-I'm going to Liverpool

-to pick up Ryan and Ronnie.

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-Now?

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-They've been released early.

-I'll be back in time.

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-It's two o'clock now!

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-Someone has to pick them up.

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-They haven't got anyone else.

-I'm like a mother to them.

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-I can't just desert them.

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-Remember the press release.

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-Driving to Liverpool? She gets

-lost after the beep-beep tunnel!

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-She was supposed to do this.

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-What journalist will turn up

-at such short-notice?

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-I'm so excited! The lads

-have been good to me over the years.

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-LINDA TOOTS HORN

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-Ronnie is a sweetheart.

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-Right. Where do I go now?

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-The reminiscing gives Linda an idea.

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-Hiya, Car.

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-I've had a brainwave.

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-Ryan and Ronnie can have a lifetime

-achievement award as a welcome home.

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-Isn't that a good idea?

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-Lifetime achievement?!

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-Why not give them life

-and make everyone happy?

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-In Wellman's, Caren takes

-the presenter through her steps.

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-Mam will read her speech.

-"Here we are again, dear friends.

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-"The year has gone by

-like a shooting star.

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-She'll read the four pages.

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-Then she'll say,

-"Please welcome Elin Fflur."

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-That's when you walk on.

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-You have a read of this.

-I'll get on with my work, OK?

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-No problem, thanks.

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-As the hour approaches...

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-..Caren's press release

-has had the desired effect.

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-Alright, Caren?

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-Alright, Caren?

-

-OK, Owain?

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-Owain Llyr.

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-He's an idiot.

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-I'm a freelance.

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-I put videos on my

-YouTube channel, Showbiz News Wales.

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-I have a few subscribers by now.

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-I'm here for 'Run Sbit's

-awards night in Llangefni.

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-Joining me is my old friend,

-Caren Brown.

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-What can we expect from tonight?

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-A little bit of everything.

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-There will be familiar faces,

-handing out awards...

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-Caren does her best

-to promote the evening.

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-Linda has reached

-the outskirts of Liverpool...

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-..to pick up Ryan and Ronnie.

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-But it doesn't look like

-Walton Prison.

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-It doesn't look like a jail to me.

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-Am I in the right place?

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-That's where they said.

-I wrote it down.

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-I was beginning to worry,

-on my own there.

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-Ryan and Ronnie!

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-Linda.

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-I'm Vince and he's Dave.

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-We're Ryan and Ronnie's lookalikes.

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-Yes.

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-Ryan and Ronnie were Wales's

-most famous comedy duo.

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-Their musicality and impersonating

-skills made them household names.

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-Ronnie played it straight

-while Ryan was a comedic hurricane.

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-Their lookalikes

-think highly of the comedians.

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-Aye, they were good lads, fair play.

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-Good lads.

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-It's nice to have you back.

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-What have you been doing

-with yourselves?

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-We were in jail, Linda.

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-Oh, yes.

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-MUSIC COMES ON

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-Do you remember this? I loved it!

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-BLEEPS

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-I don't remember the bleeping,

-though.

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-Linda stops for petrol.

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-The former prisoners

-are keener to reach Llanberis...

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-..after hearing the news headlines.

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-"The police warn

-the public to be vigilant...

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-"..after two men

-escaped from Walton Prison."

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-Linda's behaviour

-does nothing to calm matters.

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-"It's believed someone helped them."

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-Right, boys.

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-The last thing

-the lookalikes need...

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-..is for Linda to take

-a detour from the main road.

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-Here we are.

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-What are you doing?

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-What are you doing?

-

-I'll be two minutes.

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-Coming up, will Elin Fflur

-cope with last minute changes?

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-Will Linda arrive back in time?

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-Which celebs will come out on top

-on the big night?

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-Rwdlan!

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-.

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-*

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-Where do you want this?

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-It's 'Run Sbit's annual awards

-night. Things are coming together.

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-Caren!

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-But Mici Plwm's moaning

-might make Caren blow a fuse.

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-I must fetch Ryan and Ronnie

-from Liverpool.

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-Linda surprises Ryan and Ronnie...

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-..by unexpectedly stopping

-at a police station.

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-What are you doing?

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-So, all in all,

-another ordinary day in 'Run Sbit.

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-Here you are, Ryan.

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-Did you see Ryan's face?

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-He had no idea why I gave

-him a tray of vol-au-vents!

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-Bless him.

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-Dame Shirley!

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-It's 6.00pm and the guests

-start to arrive for the big night.

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-Rwdlan!

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-Orig, El Bandito!

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-Saint Dwynwen!

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-Chance for a chat?

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-Chance for a chat?

-

-Later, perhaps.

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-Pws, how are you?

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-Fine, thanks.

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-Meic, good evening.

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-WHISPERS

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-Gosh, Ryan and Ronnie!

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-It should be a 16 amp supply,

-or by rights, actually, 32.

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-God knows how they get away

-with that spotlight.

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-KNOCK ON DOOR

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-Elin?

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-Elin?

-

-Yes?

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-We start in five minutes.

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-We start in five minutes.

-

-Fantastic.

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-We've added one award.

-Mam had a last-minute idea.

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-Are you OK with that?

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-Yes, fine.

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-Yes, fine.

-

-Thanks.

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-Where was I?

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-In the meantime, back on the A55...

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-..Linda still has

-a bit of travelling to do.

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-Are the vol-au-vents OK, Ronnie?

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-Yes, champion, Linda.

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-Do you mind if we take them

-to Llangefni? We've got an event.

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-What exactly?

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-You'll see soon enough.

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-They didn't have a clue!

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-I did a good job...

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-..even if I say so myself.

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-With still no sign of Linda,

-and guests getting restless...

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-..Caren has no option

-but to take over.

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-Hello.

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-MIC BUZZES

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-MIC BUZZES

-

-Sorry, hello.

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-Here we are once more, dear friends.

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-The last year has gone by

-like a shooting star.

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-Er...

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-I hate doing that kind of thing.

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-But I didn't have much choice.

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-We don't have a lot of time.

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-Please welcome Elin Fflur!

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-The award for the best

-fictional lookalike goes to...

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-..Gelert!

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-The award for the best

-musical lookalike goes to...

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-..Gruff Rhys!

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-MUMBLES

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-The winner of the tallest

-lookalike is...

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-..Jac Y Jwc!

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-Oops-a-dais, Wynff!

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-Big Leaves!

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-After weeks of organizing,

-Caren can sit back...

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-..and enjoy the evening

-in Elin Fflur's capable hands.

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-Remember to close the door!

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-It's one of those long microphones.

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-As the evening proceeds...

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-..outside, and better

-late than never...

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-..Linda Brown and her two reluctant

-helpers have finally arrived.

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-Linda Brown, Owain Llyr here.

-It should be a good evening.

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-It'll be excellent.

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-We have a surprise guest.

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-Tell us more.

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-I can't, or it won't be a surprise!

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-Ryan, Ronnie, come on.

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-It didn't need a rocket scientist

-to work that one out.

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-It's not bad, actually.

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-The quick-witted reporter...

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-..isn't slow to make the most

-of his exclusive discovery.

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-Hashtag Ryan and Ronnie.

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-He sends his selfie with

-the special guests to his followers.

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-Hashtag scoop.

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-The award for the lookalike who

-refused the least jobs goes to...

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-..Tudur Owen!

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-APPLAUSE

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-Unfortunately, Tudur

-can't be with us tonight.

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-But he has left a message.

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-Hiya, Wellman's!

-Sorry I can't be there.

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-But no rest for the wicked.

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-As you see, I'm in sunny

-San Francisco on a job.

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-Anyway, see you soon. Ta-ra.

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-Thanks. Ta-ra!

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-Caren's organization

-went like clockwork...

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-..although the lack of reporters

-left a bad taste in Linda's mouth.

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-But Owain Llyr's photo went viral.

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-More reporters arrive

-than Linda could have hoped for...

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-..following a quite different story.

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-So Ryan and Ronnie are in there now?

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-So Ryan and Ronnie are in there now?

-

-Yes, they are.

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-Whisky for you, lads. I'll take

-you to Llanberis afterwards.

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-I just want to hear

-who won the Sports Personality.

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-I forgot! There are

-more sandwiches in the car.

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-Rwdlan!

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-APPLAUSE

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-ALL ASK QUESTIONS

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-I was quite surprised that

-so many reporters had turned up.

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-Credit where it's due to Caren.

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-Tell me what's going on in there.

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-Dewi Pws is in a bit of a state.

-Everyone else is champion.

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-Has Dewi Pws been detained?

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-Has Dewi Pws been detained?

-

-I wouldn't say that.

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-He's yodelling raucously

-and getting on my nerves.

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-"BREAKING NEWS: Two men

-escape from Walton Prison."

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-What about Ryan and Ronnie?

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-What about Ryan and Ronnie?

-

-You've heard!

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-"Reports of hostages in Llangefni."

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-They took shots to calm the nerves.

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-I must fetch sandwiches

-from the car. Wish me luck!

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-Ta-ra!

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-As you see, the situation

-is rapidly changing.

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-We've just had confirmation

-that comedian Dewi Pws Morris...

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-..is being held against his wishes.

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-To end our evening,

-we have a very special award...

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-..the lifetime achievement award.

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-As the evening reaches its climax,

-little do the guests know...

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-..about the amazing situation

-developing outside.

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-Turn round, son.

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-Alright.

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-The rest of you, follow me.

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-From what I understand,

-they're holding Dewi Pws as hostage.

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-Do we know if they're armed?

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-She did mention that

-they took a couple of shots.

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-The award this year goes to a duo...

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-..who have entertained

-many audiences over the years...

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-..all over the country.

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-Their tireless efforts have

-been a source of great pride...

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-BANG AND EXCLAMATIONS

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-Disaster has struck.

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-Mici Plwm's doubts

-about the electrical equipment...

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-..are proved correct.

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-I said the spotlight

-would trip the mains.

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-No-one listens to me

-until it's too late.

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-Then it's too late.

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-But it was a **** of a bang.

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-As the versatile DJ

-tries to sort the problem...

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-..the bang gives

-people outside a different message.

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-Clear the area! Clear the area!

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-That was a gunshot, it's what you're

-trained to do. Get into position.

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-ELIN SHOUTS

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-It's a pleasure to announce...

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-..that the 'Run Sbit lifetime

-achievement award goes to...

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-LOUD NOISE

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-You got the spotlight to work!

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-MALE VOICE

-

-Ryan and Ronnie!

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-Great, Car!

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-The brothers are clearly bemused.

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-Backstage, Mici Plwm casts

-some light on the situation.

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-ALL EXCLAIM

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-VOICE ON MEGAPHONE

-

-Do not make any sudden movements.

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-Slowly put your hands

-above your heads.

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-RYAN AND RONNIE CD

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-# If this was your intention,

-to make a fool of me

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-# You succeeded,

-you succeeded so well

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-# But what I want to know

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-# Tell me, oh tell me #

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-ELECTRICITY GOES OFF

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-Do you want a sausage roll?

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