You've Been Framed 'Run Sbit

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-I'm Linda Brown...

-..and this is my daughter Caren.

-Together...

-..we run Wales's only

-celebrity lookalike company.

-If you need that

-special star's lookalike...

-..for an event...

-..contact 'Run Sbit.

-It's the start of a new week

-at Aberpwll Business Centre.

-Many small companies are based here.

-One of its most successful tenants

-is Linda Brown...

-..of 'Run Sbit lookalikes company.

-..of 'Run Sbit lookalikes company.

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-Dear Crown Prince.

-Sorry to hear about the trouble

-with your father's inheritance.

-It's a lovely place to work.

-Everybody is so nice.

-We all get on well.

-Anyway, I'll see what I can do.

-Give my love to the rest

-of the Nigerian royal family.

-People are always popping in

-to say hello.

-I can't find any sugar, Aunty Linda.

-I can't find any sugar, Aunty Linda.

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-I bet it's the woman on the end.

-Nothing is safe around here.

-They're like bloody gannets.

-My name is Catrin Doyle.

-I'm 42, and I live in Tregarth.

-I'm Tanni Grey-Thompson's

-lookalike.

-Baroness Tanni Grey-Thompson

-is a leading Welsh athlete.

-She has won eleven gold medals

-for Britain in the Paralympic Games.

-In Tregarth by Bethesda...

-..her lookalike

-is no stranger to awards.

-Oh, yes. That one.

-It was Llanrwst Eisteddfod,

-the under-12 recital group.

-That gets pride of place.

-Her eisteddfod successes...

-..led to a career

-as the athlete's double.

-Aunty Linda coached us. She

-thought we all looked like someone.

-I wasn't surprised

-when she asked me to be Tanni.

-I've forgotten my coat!

-Tanni called at 'Run Sbit on her

-way back from an earlier booking.

-It's the perfect excuse

-for Linda to reminisce.

-Here it is. Beti George.

-She hasn't changed at all.

-And there's Angharad Mair.

-That's Tanni.

-And Caren.

-Oh! Look at the pair of them here.

-That was in Switzerland.

-You were good friends.

-You were good friends.

-

-Yes.

-She tried to fit in,

-but she was odd.

-We called her Caren Shits Currants.

-Mm.

-I can't resist an Eccles cake.

-But it gets stuck in my teeth.

-KNOCK ON DOOR

-Hiya. IT Solutions.

-Are your computers playing up?

-I don't know. Why?

-The boys upstairs phoned.

-I didn't know what he was on about.

-It was computer goobledigoop.

-I never saw him before.

-What was that again?

-What was that again?

-

-Trojan in the root directory.

-Have you had strange emails?

-Have you had strange emails?

-

-Not that I know of.

-Hang on.

-Cefin Roberts emailed to ask if

-he'd left his swimming trunks here.

-I thought that was odd.

-Is that what it is?

-I don't think so.

-Despite Linda's efforts

-to sort the problem...

-..the computers need to be

-taken away to be repaired.

-Take them?

-A system virus could create a

-denial of access to the whole place.

-You don't want that.

-You don't want that.

-

-Don't I?

-No.

-Oh.

-As Linda struggles

-with technology...

-..Caren arrives.

-She's in a good mood.

-She's in a good mood.

-

-Posh.

-I know. I'm thrilled.

-Sixty quid is a lot to pay

-for a valet, but it's worth it.

-I have to keep it like this now.

-I'm over the moon!

-Do you want the Eccles cake?

-Not really.

-Not really.

-

-Pass it here, then.

-Waste not, want want.

-Good grief! She's back.

-Linda doesn't want Caren

-to catch her with her feet up.

-Hiya, Mam. Fancy a cuppa?

-Please. I haven't stopped

-all morning. I've got a mug.

-My car is like new.

-Hiya, Caren. Are you making a brew?

-Catrin Doyle.

-I can't stand the girl.

-You've no idea how much

-she bullied me.

-Has she mentioned currants?

-She has.

-That's yours.

-Thanks, Car.

-You're a life saver. Thanks.

-So you're happy with the car?

-Great, thanks.

-I might take mine there.

-Why hasn't this come on?

-Mam. Where's my computer?

-The man said there's a Trojan on it.

-The man said there's a Trojan on it.

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-What man?

-The man who took

-your computer to be repaired.

-He took mine, too.

-You let a random bloke

-take our computers?

-He looked genuine to me.

-How should I know

-how a computer man looks?

-OK. Thanks.

-They're coming to take a statement.

-How could you be so silly?

-Oh!

-I've just thought.

-The bookings are on my computer.

-I'm going for a fag.

-Have you seen Mam's system?!

-A psychiatrist would have a field

-day with the way her brain works.

-It isn't hard, Caren.

-Swnami

-are in Ysbyty Ifan on the 29th.

-Or does Ifan Swnami

-have a hospital appointment?

-Never mind.

-The computers will be back by then.

-Mam.

-The computers are not coming back.

-What's that?

-What's that?

-

-That's obvious.

-Kyffin is in Mostyn Gallery today.

-Use your head, Caren.

-Why don't you use your head?

-Why don't you use your head?

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-Currants is losing it.

-It's easy to wind her up.

-What's done is done.

-We have to move on.

-My problem is how

-to get Kyffin to the job.

-It's my problem, too.

-If you'd used a sensible piece

-of paper, you'd have noted the time.

-They were three for a pound!

-I want nothing to do with Kyffin.

-I want nothing to do with Kyffin.

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-Someone has to take him.

-Not me. I've had my car cleaned

-and he's a pig.

-I can't go. I'm waiting

-for the policeman to come.

-It's only Llandudno,

-and not Land O'Groats.

-You can drop me off on your way.

-That's nice. Like the old days.

-Nice smell here, Caren.

-I'm Frank Piss.

-I'm about 64.

-I'm Kyffin Williams's lookalike.

-Sir Kyffin Williams was one

-of Wales's greatest artists.

-His paintings can be seen in the

-world's most prestigious galleries.

-People pay tens of thousands

-to own a Kyffin.

-Unfortunately,

-his lookalike isn't as successful.

-Television, one two.

-MUMBLES INCOHERENTLY

-Snow on the fields...

-..I went into a lake...

-..clogs and yoghurt...

-..then it all went...

-..with the council.

-But with 'Run Sbit's help,

-Frank is in a better place.

-Who are you meant to be?

-Who are you meant to be?

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-Hywel Gwynfryn.

-Rubbish.

-Tanni Grey-Thompson.

-Right.

-Tanni Grey-Thompson.

-Eh?

-Eh?

-Rubbish.

-You can turn here, Caren.

-I have to take Kyffin first.

-Sing us a song.

-Eh?

-Back in the 'Run Sbit office...

-..a policeman investigates

-the missing computers.

-He had the same nose as Nigel Owens.

-He had the same nose as Nigel Owens.

-

-Right.

-We were called to the outskirts

-of Bangor at 10.30am...

-..following a suspected burglary.

-The first task was establishing

-how many people were involved.

-There were four of them.

-There were four of them.

-

-Eh? No, one.

-I've got Nigel Owens,

-Huw Fash, Sarra Elgan and Iwcs.

-I said cheekbones like Huw Fash.

-Did you listen to a word I said?

-Cheekbones like Huw Fash.

-Just to get this clear.

-One person, and two computers.

-Yes. Mine and Caren's.

-Caren is your daughter.

-Yes. She's delivering Kyffin

-to a customer.

-It's alright for some.

-Not everyone can afford a Kyffin.

-Not everyone can afford a Kyffin.

-

-Eh? It's not a real Kyffin.

-I realized there was more to this

-than meets the eye.

-Your daughter

-is delivering a fake Kyffin?

-That's right.

-They could have had any artist.

-Augustus John, Iwan Bala,

-you name them.

-And they're all fakes?

-Yes.

-Are the police

-getting thicker by the year?

-He thought we could get

-the real Augustus John.

-He died years ago.

-Sarge, you know the art fraud

-we've tried to crack?

-I think I've got a lead.

-In part two,

-will Linda find the thief?

-Who stole the computers?

-Why are the police interested

-in Caren and Kyffin's movements?

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-Where's my computer?

-Without the computers,

-there's confusion...

-..about where Kyffin Williams

-is supposed to be.

-Tanni Grey regrets asking for a lift

-home with her former recitation pal.

-So your daughter

-is delivering a fake Kyffin?

-So, all in all, another

-ordinary day in 'Run Sbit.

-Caren, Kyffin and Tanni have arrived

-at Llandudno's Mostyn gallery.

-There's nowhere to park.

-There's nowhere to park.

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-You don't need to park. Stuff them!

-Hush, Kyffin, so I can think.

-Hush, Kyffin, so I can think.

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-Park in the disabled space.

-I can't do that!

-Christ, yes. Take this.

-I use it all the time.

-It's got my photo.

-It's not a real one.

-It's not a real one.

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-Don't be a baby, Currants. Use it.

-This isn't right.

-I don't know why

-I still let her boss me around.

-God, reverse.

-God, reverse.

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-Shush!

-Out you come. We're late!

-Between Tanni's teasing and Kyffin's

-rambling, Caren is at her wits' end.

-She can't wait to wash her hands

-of the drunken master.

-Forget that. It's here.

-Come on.

-Back in the car, Tanni Grey

-is causing a lot of interest.

-But indoors, there's bad news.

-So you're sure he's not

-supposed to be here now.

-The gallery knows nothing

-about the unsteady artist.

-Oh, sorry!

-Come on. Quick!

-I don't know what's going on.

-We're not supposed to be here.

-Bloody hell!

-It's supposed to be there!

-I know what

-I'm talking about, Caren.

-It says Kyffin here.

-They've paid too.

-Hold on.

-There's another paper

-the same colour here.

-It's in Oriel Caban.

-Go to Brynrefail now.

-Hurry, you haven't got all day.

-Sarge, I've got a location.

-The drop-off is in Caban,

-Brynrefail.

-Repeat, the fraud Kyffin

-is being delivered to Brynrefail.

-I have a feeling it's a big job.

-# I spied an old tramp

-walking down our street #

-What was that man doing?

-What was that man doing?

-

-What man?

-The one taking a photo

-of my car by the gallery.

-He'll report me, guaranteed.

-For what?

-For what?

-

-Parking in a disabled space.

-Don't talk rubbish.

-Don't talk rubbish.

-

-You and your badge!

-# So I went down the fruit shop

-# And bought him a pear #

-Is that more like him?

-No! Do you understand that thing?

-I don't know what John

-Toshack's eyebrows look like!

-You got it right earlier. Look.

-It's not spot on,

-but it's close enough.

-John Toshack's eyebrows.

-Now stuff it in that.

-It's only two minutes

-if you turn here.

-I have to take him to the job first,

-or he'll be no good to anyone.

-Whey-hey! Oh, lovely.

-That was sixty quid down the drain.

-My car stank like a brewery.

-With Kyffin starting to get

-drunk and Tanni having tantrums...

-..the stress is getting to Caren

-as she reaches Caban in Brynrefail.

-Wait there. I'll check

-we're supposed to be here.

-Worried that she'll be reported

-for misusing a disability badge...

-..Caren hopes this is

-the end of the journey.

-Kyffin is in the car.

-Do you want me to bring him in?

-Kyffin?

-But once more,

-Linda has got it wrong.

-The trio are back on the road.

-Are you taking me home or not?

-Alright, I'll take you home.

-Ya-bloody-hoo.

-Omigod.

-RADIO NEWS

-"The police warn

-the public to be vigilant..."

-I knew this would happen!

-"..of anyone selling

-art at low prices."

-No, he looks like Twm Morys.

-You got it right earlier.

-Try Glyn Wise's nose again.

-It's him!

-Come here, you bastard!

-Come here, you bastard!

-

-What have I done?!

-Pass the handcuffs!

-Anything you will say

-will be taken into consideration!

-I've done this job for seven years

-and never been attacked.

-The woman is nuts.

-It was an easy mistake to make.

-I said he'd taken them

-away to be repaired.

-The computer mystery is solved.

-The other big question

-can now be answered.

-Where should Kyffin's lookalike be?

-Are you sure

-you don't want to press charges?

-No, it's alright.

-Of course! They wanted Kyffin.

-The Mostyn Arms?

-Yes, the Mostyn Arms, Bangor, Sarge.

-Yes, the Mostyn Arms. An art

-class or something meets there.

-Oh, for ****'s sakes!

-Now the day's troubles

-are behind her...

-..Linda can clear up the mess.

-What the hell is Cabangor?

-Let's carry on, girls.

-I wanted the girls to try painting

-in Kyffin Williams's style...

-..especially self-portraits.

-I thought why not

-have a lookalike as a model.

-The Bangor Art Club meets weekly

-in the Mostyn Arms, Bangor...

-..with tutor Dafydd Huws.

-As you know, we have

-a very special model tonight.

-Please prepare

-your brushes and paints.

-Are we there yet?

-Yes.

-Where are we?

-Oh!

-DRUNKEN SINGING

-Shush!

-Calm down!

-Hiya. Are you the organizer?

-Hiya. Are you the organizer?

-

-Yes. Caren?

-Yes.

-Nice to meet you.

-Nice to meet you.

-

-You too.

-I know this gentleman. How are you?

-He's the spitting image!

-He's the spitting image!

-

-Yes.

-Frank Piss.

-AKA Kyffin Williams!

-Oh!

-We thought you'd stand there,

-leaning on this.

-Do you want me to sweep the floor?

-Can you stand still?

-So, a little later than expected...

-..the class starts

-portraying their hero.

-This is my best side.

-The artists look happy.

-Caren can relax at last.

-What?

-Are you taking me home or what?

-Are you taking me home or what?

-

-Oh!

-I didn't care by that point. I was

-just happy the nightmare was over.

-Alright, girls.

-Let's take a break.

-I'm sure Mr Williams would like one.

-I'm sure Mr Williams would like one.

-

-Oh, yes.

-At least he's blooming safe there.

-He can't cause too much trouble.

-Caren Brown?

-We'd like to speak

-to you about forgery.

-I admit everything.

-I really don't understand

-why I did it.

-I've never done

-anything like this before.

-I don't know what came over me.

-OK.

-OK.

-

-I'm so sorry.

-It's very good that

-you admitted to everything.

-Where exactly is this Kyffin now?

-In there.

-But... I realize that it was fake.

-In there now?

-In there now?

-

-Yes.

-I know it's illegal,

-fake photos and everything.

-I had... to do it.

-I didn't have much choice.

-My Mam...

-BACKGROUND CONVERSATION

-Sorry. I've never broken the law!

-We'll sort it out in the station.

-Sarge, I think

-it's much bigger than we thought.

-It was only when WPC Huws

-looked for the artwork...

-..that it became clear a

-sophisticated art fraudsters ring...

-..was being run from

-a business park near Bangor.

-Hello!

-Oh!

-KYFFIN SINGS DRUNKENLY

-Excuse me. Are you going

-past Tregarth by any chance?

-No.

-Would you mind taking me there?

-Would you mind taking me there?

-

-We're not a taxi service.

-Oh!

-VOMITS

-SIREN

-I don't understand. I've been

-supplying fakes for 20 years!

-Why is it wrong all of a sudden?

-Why is it wrong all of a sudden?

-

-We'll talk about it in the station.

-Head.

-Head.

-

-Oh!

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