Fri, 11 Dec 2015 Sam ar y Sgrin

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-Greetings, dear nation.

-Welcome to the final Sam ar y Sgrin

-before Christmas.

-I know there are two weeks to go

-but I have four presents to buy!

-I'll be lucky

-if I'm ready before May.

-Anyway, on our tinseltastic show

-tonight, a few festive offerings...

-..a film or two and really, really

-lush guests in the studio.

-Yes! In my parlour.

-First, my five clips.

-You murdered women and children!

-"Half a dozen, nailed on."

-There's no reason

-why we don't eat them.

-How long should these cook for?

-How long should these cook for?

-

-Mine's delicious.

-Mine's dry.

-Mine's dry.

-

-It tasted different.

-"Wowee, chimpanzee, how do you fit

-so much into half an hour, Al?"

-You said sarcastically.

-Well, it's not easy, I tell you.

-Next Thursday, the film The Force

-Awakens opens across the country.

-For those of you not fully immersed

-in matters of the force...

-..it's the latest film

-in the Star Wars franchise.

-As far I know, Alun isn't a fan,

-so to turn him to the light side...

-..we arranged a galactic geekathon

-with three huge fans of the films.

-I've never understood

-the Star Wars hype.

-There's a lot I don't understand

-about the six films...

-..that began in 1977.

-But with so much excitement

-about the latest film...

-..it was time for me

-to have an idiot's guide.

-Who better to help me

-than Gary Slaymaker.

-The force is strong in my family.

-This one is a follow-up to Return

-of the Jedi, which came out in 1983.

-I'm ignoring the three films

-which came out in 1999 and 2005.

-They're unnecessary.

-All you really need to know

-is in the first three films.

-This film picks up the story

-30 years later.

-Han Solo, Chewbacca, Luke and Leia

-are all back, they're just older.

-We're home.

-In Star Wars, a farmer's son called

-Luke Skywalker leaves the farm...

-..goes to different parts

-of the universe and saves everyone.

-He's Dai Llanilar in space.

-The attention the film trailer

-has received is incredible.

-It's had 68,338,117 hits

-on YouTube.

-What's amazing is

-it says nothing about the story.

-Usually, with big Hollywood films,

-there are rumours and spoilers.

-Sometimes, the companies

-do it on purpose.

-With this, fair play to Disney

-and Star Wars, the producers...

-..there's nothing.

-It's true.

-All of it.

-Kylo Ren

-is the name of the baddie this time.

-He has a mask which looks like a

-Buick radiator grill, with some red.

-There's a broadsaber.

-It's a lightsaber but with two bits

-coming out the side too.

-I think Star Wars was life-changing

-for Gary!

-Without Star Wars,

-I wouldn't be doing what I do.

-It opened my eyes

-to what cinema can offer.

-We're so familiar now with CGI

-effects - "Oh. There we are then."

-But this broke new ground.

-I don't think any other film -

-before or since Star Wars...

-..has done as much to change

-the way we look at cinema.

-Gary isn't the only one

-who believes that.

-There are Star Wars geeks

-everywhere.

-I met one in Caernarfon

-and another in Cardiff.

-I'm a big fan of Star Wars.

-The films came out before I was born

-apart from Jedi.

-Throughout my childhood,

-Star Wars was everything.

-I'd steal my cousins' toys - At-At

-Destroyers and Star Destroyers.

-It's a simple story

-within an incredible world.

-There's a guy who lives on a planet

-called Tatooine.

-Yeah?

-Yeah?

-

-Tatui.

-Tatooine.

-Tatooine.

-Tatooine.

-

-Tatooine. Tatooine. Tatooine.

-There are three?

-There are three?

-

-No, but there are two moons.

-One of the biggest shocks I had

-in the Star Wars world...

-..was when I played

-Knights of the Old Republic.

-There's a character in the game

-called Darth Sion.

-Its spelling is the same

-as the Welsh Christian name.

-For me, that's nice to see.

-Luke Skywalker goes to find out more

-about his life and what's going on.

-Somehow or other, they go to a place

-called the Mos Eisley Cantina.

-That's where they meet Chewbacca

-and Han Solo.

-You've heard of them.

-Harrison Ford.

-I can make an impression

-of Chewbacca.

-Bolycs Cymraeg tweeted to say,

-"There's a queue to see...

-"..the new Star Wars film

-at Llandudno Cineworld already."

-With six days to go? Do they realize

-you can book in advance?

-Don't tell them,

-they'll only get upset.

-That was Alun, unconvinced

-by the ways of the force...

-..with Aled Illtud,

-Sion Griffiths and Gary Slaymaker...

-..who I think will be busy

-at Christmas time.

-Sleigh-maker. Try and keep up!

-Elis James is a well-known name

-on the English stand-up circuit...

-..but he may not be as famous

-in the country he was raised.

-That's about to change...

-..with his first one-man show on S4C

-a week tomorrow.

-I did one gig in Pontyberem.

-Not in the village hall - too easy.

-Not in a chapel vestry.

-No - in a shop!

-I'd never done a gig in a shop -

-he'd never organized a gig before.

-I turned up in Pontyberem.

-"How many are we expecting tonight?"

-"Half a dozen, nailed on.

-"Half a dozen, maybe even eight.

-"If everyone turns up

-and we have two walk-ups.

-"We'll see, we'll see."

-The bloke in the shop in Pontyberem

-had never organized a gig before.

-He didn't know

-he was breaking rules.

-Before I began,

-he came on and said...

-.."OK, boys, before Elis starts,

-anyone want tea or coffee?

-"The kettle's on.

-"Brownies? For all you coeliacs,

-they're gluten-free.

-"Any coeliacs in tonight?

-No, I know you all. No coeliacs.

-"Anyone know a coeliac?

-I don't like the brownies myself.

-"Anyone work with a coeliac?

-"Are you ready to tell your joke?"

-Your joke! Singular.

-A very funny Elis James

-next Saturday, 19 December, on S4C.

-You can also find out...

-..how lacking his knowledge is

-of Christmas songs...

-..on The Really Welsh Christmas Quiz

-on BBC Wales on the 21st at 8.30pm.

-Our next round is a music round.

-You're on the buzzers.

-We're going to play two

-Christmas songs at the same time.

-One was a UK No.1,

-one of them wasn't.

-I need the names of both songs

-and which one was the no.1?

-Elis James.

-Elis James.

-

-Merry Xmas Everybody by Slade.

-I would imagine it's I Wish It Could

-Be Christmas Everyday by Wizard.

-That was the one that was no.1.

-That was the one that was no.1.

-

-I've got to offer it across.

-That answer but with the no.1

-the other way round.

-No, Beca says pork!

-What's she doing with turkey?

-I don't know.

-I'll ask her... Oh, I have to go.

-The Really Welsh Christmas Quiz.

-You could argue that cookery shows

-are only needed during Christmas...

-..because no-one

-wants to mess up Christmas lunch.

-To ensure that the most important

-meal of the year is perfect...

-..you'll have to watch Parti Dolig

-Beca, and after the clip...

-..the woman herself will be in

-the studio to share her knowledge.

-Welcome to Bangor!

-For one night only, I've taken over

-this cafe for a Christmas party.

-We have a band...

-..a Christmas pie competition

-and a surprise for someone here.

-Ooh!

-But most importantly,

-we have plenty of food and drink.

-I'm Beca. I love experimenting.

-I like food

-which puts a smile on my face...

-..while putting pounds on your bums.

-But, they're all lush.

-Thanks, Beca.

-I don't think

-you need to introduce yourself.

-We all know about you.

-But what are your ideas

-for Christmas lunch?

-As you know, Al,

-I like to experiment.

-I like to put my own spin

-on old classics.

-The traditional Christmas dinner

-is so yesterday, Al.

-I've decided to put my own spin

-on the traditional dinner.

-This year, because I'm very fond

-of street food...

-..we're going to have

-our Christmas meal on the pavement.

-Turkey on the tarmac,

-stuffing on the street.

-Right. Thank you.

-I think we've got the idea.

-What are the ingredients

-for this feast?

-Well, my spin

-on festive Turkey Twizzlers.

-Turkey Twizzlers?

-No! Beca's special twizzlers.

-What makes your twizzlers

-different, Beca?

-They're really, really lush

-of course!

-Yes...

-There's been a complaint

-about your lack of adjectives.

-OK. How about divine?

-Yeah! Really, really divine.

-My turkey twizzlers are divine.

-My Brussels sprouts are divine.

-My exploding marshmallows

-are divine.

-OK. OK.

-On the street? What for?

-They're divine. That's di-why-ne.

-Thank you, Beca.

-We'll have more divine ingredients

-after the break.

-Thanks.

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-Welcome back.

-Thanks to Beca for her advice

-before the break.

-That's the food sorted,

-now for the viewing.

-What's coming up on screen

-over Christmas?

-We know all about

-the case for repeats.

-I'm sure we could all recite

-the script of The Great Escape.

-If that's how you feel,

-you could go to the cinema...

-..an option which is becoming

-more popular at Christmas.

-Daniel Glyn has films to get you

-out of your new slippers...

-..and into the Odeon

-over the holiday.

-It is a time

-of innovation and progress...

-..when the world's greatest minds

-push the limits of what is possible.

-My friend Victor Frankenstein

-is one such man.

-The story is filmed

-from the point of view of Igor...

-..however you want to pronounce it.

-It tells the story

-of how Igor met Victor Frankenstein.

-Gradually, we discover

-what Victor Frankenstein is up to.

-He's reanimating dead tissue.

-He starts off with eyes.

-He then creates a monkey.

-He works on lungs and hearts...

-..until they create this creature,

-this man Prometheus.

-It's alive.

-I haven't seen the film...

-..but I know

-it will discuss man playing God.

-What excites me about the film

-is James McAvoy.

-He came to prominence in Shameless.

-He is now a player in Hollywood.

-He plays Victor Frankenstein.

-Max Landis

-has taken the Frankenstein story...

-..and rather than taking it

-as fantasy, he's assumed it's fact.

-I'm looking forward to this.

-How will we survive Christmas with

-twelve people stuck in a house...

-..with no heat or electricity?

-An interesting release

-this Christmas is Krampus.

-It sounds like an illness

-but it isn't.

-When this typical family

-gets together, they fall out...

-..because they've forgotten

-the meaning of Christmas.

-Normally, you'd expect ghosts

-to appear but this is a lot darker.

-Saint Nicholas

-is not coming this year.

-Instead, a darker, ancient spirit.

-There's a legend

-about a character called Krampus.

-If people don't enjoy Christmas,

-Krampus kills them.

-At the start,

-this looks like a domestic drama...

-..but turns into

-a full-on horror film.

-What I like about this is that

-everyone knows Scrooge's story.

-You're like, "If I don't believe

-in Christmas, a ghost will come.

-"Oh, no. What's going to happen?"

-This is better. If you don't believe

-in Christmas, you could die.

-I'm looking forward to this.

-I'll take the kids!

-Starting to see pictures, ain't you?

-An interesting fact

-about The Hateful Eight...

-..is that the script was leaked

-a few years ago.

-Quentin Tarantino went into a sulk

-and released it as a novel.

-There was so much reaction,

-he made the film anyway.

-A few years ago, he wrote

-and directed Django Unchained.

-It's a western

-but the story is rooted in slavery.

-Normally,

-Tarantino changes genres...

-..but he enjoyed that western so

-much, he's chosen a similar subject.

-This is set after the Civil War

-and is out in the Wild West.

-Oh, that's interesting.

-Some disparate individuals

-find themselves stuck in a cabin...

-..in the middle of nowhere.

-This is where

-Tarantino is at his best...

-..where he puts people

-in a room together.

-I'm really looking forward to this.

-Daniel Glyn with more

-Christmas sneer than cheer.

-Films for Christmas,

-rather than Christmas films...

-..in cinemas over Christmas.

-The Hateful Eight

-is released on January 8th.

-A few years ago,

-we followed the adventures...

-..of Wil Hendreseifion

-and Aeron Pughe from Mid Wales...

-..as they herded reindeer

-in northern Norway.

-I don't know

-if it will be llamas this year...

-..when the lads face a new challenge

-in Wil, Aeron a'r Inca...

-..in the peaks of Peru.

-They say

-the world is getting smaller.

-But if you travel far enough,

-you will discover people...

-..who still live beyond

-the influences of modern life.

-Delightful people with

-traditions, language, beliefs...

-..and ways of life

-that have survived for centuries.

-We're at the top of the world

-in the Peruvian Andes...

-..on an alpaca farm

-with the descendants of the Incas.

-6,000 miles from home

-on a far continent...

-..we're climbing

-six times higher than Snowdon...

-..to stay with a farming family.

-We're here to work hard

-and face problems.

-Through fire and water,

-smiles and tears...

-..this is the story of

-two shepherds' colourful journey...

-..into an unique world.

-You can see Wil, Aeron a'r Inca

-on Sunday, December 27th on S4C.

-If they need to chase

-llamas or guanacos...

-..across the border into Patagonia,

-they should watch out for a bus...

-..carrying the BBC Orchestra

-of Wales and Catrin Finch...

-..on tour as part of

-the great celebrations in Patagonia.

-Welcome.

-It's a pleasure to be here.

-We are so happy to be here.

-October 2015.

-The BBC National Orchestra

-of Wales...

-..sets out on the most

-ambitious tour in its history.

-It's 150 years

-since the first Welsh people...

-..established themselves

-in Patagonia.

-So, what better excuse

-to perform there?

-It's something unique.

-Many people will watch an orchestra

-for the first time.

-It's a huge event

-for the orchestra.

-We're over the moon

-that they're coming here.

-8,000 miles...

-..260 instruments...

-..70 musicians

-and a world famous harpist.

-This is a trip and a half.

-You see it on television,

-you see the pictures...

-..but it's not the same

-as being here.

-It's very complicated because

-we're working in partnership...

-..with many schools, with choirs,

-with youth orchestras.

-The BBC National Orchestra of Wales'

-tour of Patagonia.

-If you wonder where all the

-licence fee goes, look no further.

-Having said that,

-it does look very interesting.

-Closer to home

-and in the Welsh countryside...

-..the English version of Y Gwyll is

-about to start on BBC Cymru Wales.

-Come on.

-You said I had a home!

-I don't want a druggie

-under my roof.

-Once, I screwed up once!

-Once, I screwed up once!

-

-You sold drugs to children.

-What else was I supposed to do?

-You said you'd help me.

-That's what we agreed on.

-That's what we agreed on.

-

-You broke the rules.

-You want me to live

-by your rules...

-..but you can't even

-live by them yourself.

-It's my house,

-I say who stays there. You're out.

-Come on, let's go.

-Come on, let's go.

-

-At least I haven't murdered anybody.

-Who is it who wakes up

-screaming every night?

-Who can still smell those children

-burning in that cellar?

-Enough.

-You murdered women and children.

-You murdered women and children.

-

-That's enough.

-John, please. Don't.

-That's bloody enough.

-Don't do it, John, please, please.

-Don't listen to him. Do it, go on.

-Series two of Hinterland...

-..the English version of Y Gwyll

-already seen on S4C...

-..begins on BBC Cymru Wales

-over Christmas.

-I think we need

-to lighten the mood...

-..so here's a clip from S4C's

-Christmas film to cheer you up.

-Is Rhian OK?

-Yes, give my regards to the sun.

-She's on the phone to Shan Cothi.

-Do they do a concert together?

-Yes, every year

-- poems, songs and carols.

-I think there's a problem.

-Kilimanjaro. Cothi's let me down.

-We've done this show together for

-15 years at the old folks' home...

-..and now she tells me

-she's on Kilimanjaro!

-It's like this every year, Dewi.

-The patio's a mess - we shouldn't

-have paid cash to Honest Ron.

-You're in a bit of hole, then?

-

-A hole with a cement mixer in it!

-What will the residents say,

-and Elinor Jones?

-Elinor Jones? Don't tell me

-she's in an old people's home!

-No, Elinor's not in a home!

-Not yet, anyway.

-Elinor and I are on the fundraising

-committee to build a conservatory.

-Don't upset yourself.

-Don't upset yourself.

-

-I'm not getting upset!

-I'm upset for the residents.

-They want sun on their faces.

-They don't want to be stuck indoors

-like battery hens.

-A clip from Pethau Bychain. You can

-see it on December 22nd at 9.00pm.

-We're going to leave you

-in temporary eternal darkness.

-We'll be back in January

-on Saturday at 9.30pm...

-..but in the meantime,

-"go forth and multiply".

-Until the new year,

-Merry Christmas to you all.

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