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-Oy, oy!

-# We wish you a merry Christmas

-# We wish you a merry Christmas

-# We wish you a merry Christmas,

-we wish you a merry Christmas

-# We wish you a merry Christmas

-and a happy new year #

-Not at all excited about Christmas?

-Not at all excited about Christmas?

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-No, not excited at all.

-With Christmas around the corner,

-customers are in the salon again.

-Gold, frankincense and myrrh aren't

-being shared by these Wise Men.

-They're here to share their views

-on the week's stories.

-That makes me so angry.

-It leaves me fuming.

-It's just wrong, isn't it?

-Two wrong don't make a right.

-It doesn't.

-What's funny?

-What's funny?

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-Cannibalism.

-What?

-What?

-

-Eating people!

-They say things without thinking.

-Since we're almost in 2018, how

-will our customers remember 2017?

-What's your highlight of the year,

-Alison?

-Meeting my new partner.

-Meeting my new partner.

-

-Isn't that nice, Joyce?

-That sounds rather soppy

-but it's true.

-I got engaged in May.

-That's definitely it, it was lovely.

-The high point of the year...

-..was getting engaged.

-My low point was seeing

-Prince Harry getting engaged.

-It was interesting early on

-with politics.

-Everything was, "Wow, Donald Trump

-is in, Theresa May and Brexit."

-You were excited about Brexit?

-I was. I genuinely thought

-it was time for change.

-I genuinely thought something

-had to change, what will it be?

-I need to change my hairdresser.

-This year has been a bit awful,

-don't you think?

-A lot's gone on this year.

-A lot's gone on this year.

-

-My gosh.

-We've seen a lot

-of terrorist attacks.

-Grenfell Tower,

-a lot of people were killed.

-It hasn't been a nice year.

-A lot of things like that

-have happened around the world.

-It hasn't been nice.

-I was in London with Gwion

-when the terrorism happened.

-We'd gone there

-to watch Depeche Mode.

-We came out of the gig and noticed

-a load of missed calls on the phone.

-We had a bit of a panic.

-Then we tried to get a taxi back

-but couldn't get one for an hour.

-You felt a bit anxious then.

-My daughter lives in London.

-Oh, my God, I texted her.

-No answer. Text, text.

-She texted back within half an hour.

-She asked, "What's wrong?"

-I said, "Look out the window

-to see what's happening."

-She said, "Yeah, lots of flashing

-blue lights on the bridge."

-"Yes, it's a terrorist attack."

-It makes you more wary of where

-you're going and what you're doing.

-And what you say, too.

-People say things without thinking.

-I don't think it's been a good year.

-Everyone's on a downer

-with everything that's going on.

-A lot of...

-A lot of things

-that shouldn't be happening.

-There we go.

-Do you know what we should do

-with 2017?

-Bang in the basket, yes.

-Do you take some seasoning

-on your turkey?

-One woman has taken that idea

-a little too far.

-Grief is difficult for everyone.

-This woman is dealing

-with her loss...

-..by sprinkling some of her

-mother's ashes over her turkey.

-Oh, my God.

-Oh, my God.

-

-That's disrespectful.

-And then she's eating it?

-And then she's eating it?

-

-She's eating her mother.

-Eating your mother!

-Eating her!

-Eating her!

-

-I'd never eat my mother.

-Where did you hear that?

-Where did you hear that?

-

-On the news.

-Imagine that.

-Could you do that?

-It sounds a bit like cannibalism

-but it's not a body.

-Oh, no. No, thanks.

-I know that people deal with grief

-in different ways.

-People cope with it

-in different ways.

-But that's just wrong, isn't it?

-What's the point of that?

-She probably thinks she's going to

-eat this, it'll stay in her body...

-..and part of her mother

-will stay with her.

-It'll just go right through her.

-It'll just go right through her.

-

-And come out the other end!

-Crackers, that's crackers.

-Crackers, that's crackers.

-

-What's wrong with her?

-Like pepper.

-Ooh, lovely. A bit of mother.

-Disgusting. Why would you do that?

-I'd never eat my mother.

-Can...

-What's funny?

-Cannibalism.

-What?

-What?

-

-Eating people.

-Mam's in a box in the cupboard.

-We have a chat every day

-and that's enough.

-If I did that,

-I can hear Mam's voice now.

-"What the hell are you doing?

-Is something wrong with you?"

-Have you heard

-about liquid cremation?

-What's that all about?

-The body goes in a chamber

-and chemicals are poured on it.

-It dissolves the body

-and they flush it down the drain.

-Then it goes to the river

-and the sea.

-You're left with nothing?

-You're left with nothing?

-

-Nothing.

-That's like flushing a goldfish.

-That's like flushing a goldfish.

-

-You're right.

-I'd rather be on the turkey

-than down the drain.

-We might be vaporised

-in the future.

-It sounds like something

-from the latest Star Wars film.

-The Last Jedi

-hit our cinema screens this week.

-Have you seen the new Star Wars?

-Not yet. I want to see it

-but no-one will come with me.

-I saw it on Monday.

-It was fantastic.

-I love that sound.

-At the beginning,

-when the story comes up...

-No, that's Darth Vader.

-How does it go?

-I love that music. John Williams.

-Are you into Star Wars?

-Are you into Star Wars?

-

-Yes.

-My brother and I auditioned for

-the one released a few years ago.

-No? Oh, wow.

-To be what?

-Rey and Finn.

-It was his idea

-to go to the audition.

-It was a laugh.

-We got the script

-from the company.

-We had to act a scene,

-film it and send it.

-Did you dress up?

-Superfans, totally,

-in fact, it's spooky sometimes...

-..how much they love it.

-That's their bag.

-That's their bag.

-

-That's their bag.

-I don't understand. They have their

-own religion. Jedism or something.

-Even worse, where did it start?

-Holyhead.

-Holyhead!

-It had to be in Wales, didn't it?

-They practise the Jedi religion.

-One of my friends runs it.

-Jedism. In Holyhead?

-That's it. Dan.

-That's it. Dan.

-

-Oh, wow.

-How did he start it all?

-I think he just liked Star Wars

-and saw it as a kind of religion...

-..where people come together.

-May the force be with you.

-That green character in Star Wars,

-he's cute.

-What's his name? Is it Gollum?

-Go...!

-That's Lord of the Rings!

-Yoda.

-Yoda.

-

-He's cute.

-Another green thing that's popular

-is grapes.

-Grapes have become Britain's

-most popular fruit.

-What's your favourite fruit?

-What's your favourite fruit?

-

-Watermelon.

-Oh, yes.

-Banana.

-Right. Yes, bananas.

-I like grapes.

-Pink Ladies. Pink Lady apples.

-It's the only apple I like.

-I haven't eaten an apple since...

-..10 years.

-I like bananas.

-I like a bowl of grapes

-when I'm watching a film.

-Apples are just nice.

-A crunchy apple.

-All those juices.

-They say grape is the most

-popular fruit in Britain.

-It's overtaken the apple.

-I like grapes, I must say...

-..but do they mean fresh grapes...

-..or do they mean

-grapes in a bottle?

-Children go to school with grapes

-in a little box.

-When I was young,

-that was a big treat.

-Something else that's popular

-amongst children is nits.

-Not popular, maybe, but they aren't

-confined just to children.

-Susannah Constantine

-from Trinny and Susannah...

-..has had nits for three years.

-You're itching now, aren't you?

-As a hairdresser, why has someone

-had nits for three years?

-Because she's not even trying.

-Because she's not even trying.

-

-I'm itching already.

-What would you do if I had nits?

-It's one of those things

-that people get.

-It's nothing to be ashamed of.

-Boys don't get them so much.

-We use gels and our hair's dirty.

-I've tried vodka.

-Does it work?

-Does it work?

-

-Vodka works.

-They don't have nit nurses in

-school anymore. That would stop it.

-Years ago, someone would come in

-and check your hair.

-I loved it.

-They make me sick.

-They're so strong now.

-They're super, super nits.

-# Supernit! #

-Evolved.

-They'll have little capes

-like SuperTed, flying around!

-Another condition in the news

-this week was selfitis.

-It's the condition of

-constantly taking selfies.

-Are you a sufferer?

-A lot of people have selfitis.

-One's standing behind you.

-I only do it once a day.

-They call me Selfie Queen

-in the choir.

-The choir's Selfie Queen.

-I can't do it.

-I'm always out of the picture.

-My arm's not long enough...

-..to take a tidy selfie.

-I do it with this

-but I point it the wrong way.

-I take a photo

-of everything in front of me.

-I'm not a big fan of people

-posing, head up, chest out.

-It looks very awkward.

-The finger.

-Let me see it.

-You're meant to smile. Don't growl.

-More customers will be posing in

-front of the lens after the break.

-Like that?

-Give me a pout!

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-It's Christmas

-in three days' time.

-There was very little goodwill

-towards this unemployed couple...

-..who claim 65,000

-in state benefits.

-They've spent thousands on

-presents for their six children.

-This mother on benefits,

-65 grand a year.

-How much?

-How much?

-

-65 grand a year.

-She spends two grand on her

-six kids. We're paying for it.

-You're buying those gifts for her.

-You're buying those gifts for her.

-

-That makes me livid.

-I was off-the-scales angry.

-It's ridiculous.

-How does that work?

-People work full-time,

-a lot of them have two jobs.

-They can't afford that.

-I work my little backside off,

-yeah, for her to get that.

-For her to sit there

-and watch Jeremy Kyle.

-She doesn't even work.

-Fair play, conning the country.

-And we have people sleeping rough

-under a shop window.

-I have to save every month

-for vouchers. Christmas vouchers.

-Carry on. Crack on.

-We pay taxes, you enjoy.

-Precisely.

-Fair play to her, she's found

-a way to play the system.

-Part of me thinks who are the fools?

-Us working full-time

-to pay our taxes?

-Or her staying at home to raise her

-children and getting all that money?

-Look at the money she gets. She'll

-never get a job that pays 65,000.

-She's not going to find a job.

-Actually, it's the system's fault.

-It's not the people's fault.

-They're so proud

-that they get all this money.

-Last year,

-a woman was on This Morning.

-She was getting a lot of money.

-She'd bought a Mulberry handbag.

-She wanted breast enhancement.

-She had over 10 children.

-I'm not surprised

-she wanted breast enhancement!

-Are children expecting too much

-in their Christmas stockings?

-I remember Mam and Dad saying,

-"Choose a couple of things."

-You were lucky

-if you had one of those things.

-Did you sit on the floor

-with your Argos catalogue?

-Parents might be time poor and can't

-spend time with their children.

-Then they buy everything.

-The parents are to blame.

-One of my friends has three sons.

-They're all having

-their own Xbox for Christmas.

-All three children.

-Then they don't have to share.

-Why don't they sit down with the

-children, tell them how it is...

-.."Listen, Sion Corn can only

-bring so many things this year."

-Children understand.

-It's more and more. You see someone

-with something you don't have.

-"I'd like that.

-I'll have it next Christmas."

-It builds up. Awful.

-It really makes me angry.

-The point of Christmas, and

-I hate to be religious here...

-..but it's about Jesus Christ.

-How many kids know it's not just a

-gift competition with their mates?

-When I was a child,

-I was lucky to get a tangerine.

-And nuts.

-I wanted sandals. Dad cut the fronts

-and backs off a pair of shoes.

-Jesus sandals.

-Jesus sandals.

-

-It was just after the war.

-It's not only children...

-..who've forgotten

-the true meaning of Christmas.

-People go wild online

-on Christmas Day.

-On Christmas Day, people spend

-a billion pounds online.

-Christmas Day? Get a grip.

-That's what I said.

-One bishop is trying to stop the web

-on Christmas Day.

-I agree with him.

-I think we've become anti-social

-with the internet.

-Everyone's on their mobile phones

-or the computer.

-What if your child

-was in New Zealand...

-..and you were a mother

-talking to your child?

-Hmmm. Yeah.

-eBay's busiest day last year

-was Christmas Day.

-Serious?

-People are putting their presents

-straight on eBay.

-That's wrong. They get them

-and sell them straightaway.

-The trainers I want

-are reduced after Christmas.

-They're 400 now.

-I hope they'll cost less.

-They won't be much less.

-They won't be much less.

-

-I wouldn't walk in them for 400!

-I'd carry them around.

-What's wrong with second-hand ones?

-There's an interesting story

-with the Entertainer toy shop.

-While shop tills ring across the

-country with last-minute spending...

-..the Entertainer will be closed

-on Christmas Eve.

-He says Sunday is a family day.

-His faith is strong and he's willing

-to lose money for his faith.

-He's a king amongst men.

-Even if you don't go to a chapel or

-church, if you're a non-believer...

-..you don't have to shop every day.

-Mam-gu says you shouldn't do

-anything on Sunday. Hangover day!

-When I was younger, you didn't hang

-your washing out to dry on Sunday.

-They say that's changed now.

-I used to do it and people

-looked down on me because I did it.

-People have all week to shop.

-They should chill out on Sunday.

-People work full-time.

-People work full-time.

-

-We work on Saturdays too.

-That's the problem we have.

-That's the problem we have.

-

-You're off on Mondays.

-So...

-So...

-

-Shop on Monday!

-Would you welcome shops

-being closed on Sunday?

-I remember them being closed.

-And pubs. Everything was closed.

-Hold on now!

-The fizz will be flowing on Monday

-as everyone celebrates the big day.

-What are you up to on Christmas Day?

-Milking and then

-some peace and quiet.

-Wake up,

-cold sausage rolls with ketchup.

-Sausage rolls?

-I'm up at 7.00am.

-A glass of Prosecco.

-7.00am?! Well, it is Christmas.

-7.00am?! Well, it is Christmas.

-

-I'd be drunk!

-One Christmas I bought a goose.

-We only had a small oven.

-Me and Johnny

-were in the garden with a ripsaw.

-We took the wings and legs off...

-..and cooked them separately

-to the rest of the bird.

-You should have seen it.

-I'll eat my bodyweight in chocolate.

-You have to. Heroes.

-And peanuts. Peanuts is

-the best part of Christmas.

-Cheese and biscuits with port.

-Cheese and biscuits with port.

-

-There's some class here.

-My husband used to join his mates in

-the Diplomat on Christmas morning.

-Dinner would be ready

-and there'd be no sign of Ron.

-Come two o'clock, where were they?

-Traipsing into the house,

-with some of his friends.

-Dinner was on the table.

-It was like that every Christmas.

-Do you play games?

-Drinking games?

-Drinking games. Nain loves them!

-Is Nain drunk?

-Then it's the piano.

-You should see them.

-After lunch and clearing up, I go on

-the internet and donate to charity.

-It's like a routine, I suppose.

-I read a book about Anne Frank,

-the girl that died in the war.

-She said

-"Giving doesn't make you poor."

-A Baileys with a mince pie.

-Bed soon after.

-Everyone to bed.

-Time to sleep in your new pyjamas.

-Christmas pyjamas.

-Christmas pyjamas.

-

-Victoria's Secret.

-Makes a change from Ann Summers.

-Who would be your

-ultimate Christmas dinner guest?

-Oh, well, well, well, now then.

-Someone comical, a comedian.

-Dead or alive?

-Dead or alive?

-

-It'd be nice if they were alive.

-They could be...

-Peter Kay. Cheesecake.

-Cheese... cake.

-The one I'd like is dead.

-George Best. My idol.

-That would be cool.

-Sir Mo Farah.

-He's like a whippet.

-I'm sure I'm twice his size.

-He's fought mentally

-and physically...

-..to be the best

-for all those years.

-If I could get her back, Princess

-Diana, just to hear all the gossip.

-"So, what really happened?"

-"So, what really happened?"

-

-You're a bit morbid.

-Princess Diana? Wise up.

-I'm a big fan of Holly Willobooby!

-Holly Willoughby and Phil Schofield.

-If I could choose someone to

-come back. Elvis Presley. Any day.

-He was stunning.

-He was stunning.

-

-Stellar.

-He was stunning.

-I have a friend, her celebrity

-crush is Denzil off Pobol y Cwm.

-I have a friend, her celebrity

-crush is Denzil off Pobol y Cwm.

-She wanted Pobol y Cwm

-to bring out a Denzil calendar.

-She could then see him every month.

-She'd have a different photo of him

-every month.

-Michael Ball. Ronnie and Ryan.

-Michael Ball. Ronnie and Ryan.

-

-Ryan and Ronnie. All the way.

-Anyone else on S4C

-you think is a hunk?

-Alwyn Humphreys. Oh, yes!

-Thank you very much, Joyce.

-Merry Christmas to you.

-Merry Christmas

-and a happy new year to you all.

-Merry Christmas.

-Merry Christmas.

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-Happy new year.

-Merry Christmas.

-Happy new year

-from everyone in Tregaron.

-And of course, little Percy.

-Merry Christmas.

-Merry Christmas.

-

-Happy new year.

-Merry Christmas from Steil.

-Happy new year and

-enjoy your sprouts!

-Merry Christmas

-and a happy new year!

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