Salon Maggi Noggi Y Salon

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-Hoh-hoh-hoh.

-Rejoice for Joyce, my little lovely.

-That rhymes!

-Jesus Christ, I deserved a programme

-just for myself.

-What's that on your head, Joyce? Did

-an elf crash land on your brains?

-I've come from outer space!

-Nice Christmas? Was it OK?

-Sion Corn came.

-How's Gwenno? The old pussy

-must be frozen in this cold weather.

-She doesn't go out. She just

-goes out to do what she needs to do.

-It's a terrible thing...

-..when your pussy's scratching

-the back door wanting to get out.

-That sounds like New Year's Eve

-in Llanfair Mathafarn Eithaf.

-What are you like?

-Did you have a night out

-in Llanfair Mathafarn Eithaf?

-It was cold.

-My nipples were like hat pegs

-in a chapel.

-Hiya, how are you?

-Dear me.

-Are you alright there, love?

-Yeah, yeah.

-Where are you from?

-Where are you from?

-

-Barry. Well, yeah. Now, yeah.

-Ba... Down in the south?

-Yes. Are you Welsh?

-Yes, I'm Welsh.

-Lucky I didn't say

-anything about her in Welsh.

-Where are you from?

-Where are you from?

-

-Aberaeron originally. Just outside.

-I'm Maggi.

-How are you? Are you alright?

-It's nice to meet you.

-This is Joyce.

-Hiya, Joyce, are you OK?

-Hiya, Joyce, are you OK?

-

-She doesn't say much.

-She's just a decoration

-in the corner.

-I recognise your face.

-Do you recognise her, Joyce?

-Do you recognise her, Joyce?

-

-I know who she is.

-You don't.

-Oh, my God. I know who you are.

-You're Eleri Sion.

-You're on Radio Wales.

-In English. Every day.

-You were on, oh, I loved it...

-I'm so happy now.

-I've come over all funny.

-You've lost your head.

-You've lost your head with

-those sticking out of your brains.

-The other week, you had Bananarama.

-Oh, my gosh, yes.

-They've reformed

-and they're performing everywhere.

-They look good. They must

-have had some tips from Joyce.

-I think so.

-How old is Joyce? How old are you?

-How old is Joyce? How old are you?

-

-I'm not going to tell you.

-Eighty-one.

-Joyce, have you had any work done?

-No, it's embalming fluid.

-Oh, my gosh.

-No, Eleri!

-Have you heard this - the best thing

-for skin in the morning...

-..is if you wee in a jar...

-..and then dab a flannel in it

-and wash your face.

-No. You don't say.

-I'm not trying that. Have you?

-I'm not trying that. Have you?

-

-No, never.

-Has no-one pissed on your head?

-I bet you someone has in Felinheli.

-Anyway, and another thing

-since you're a celeb, Preparation H.

-Preparation H?

-Preparation H?

-

-For haemorrhoids.

-Under here? Does it work?

-Look!

-I'm living proof.

-I said to myself, if they can shrink

-grapes hanging from your backside...

-..think what they could

-do to your face.

-So anyway, tell me, Eleri...

-..this one is multi-talented, Joyce.

-She's a correspondent...

-Do you know

-what correspondent means, Cara?

-You specialised in sport.

-You specialised in sport.

-

-That's what I used to do.

-That must be strange, working in

-the middle of a butch man's world.

-What do you like?

-What do you like?

-

-Rugby. Nigel Owens.

-Nigel ticks your boxes.

-Or something bald,

-like Gareth Thomas.

-You like Gareth?

-Yes. You named your son after him.

-Well, no. After Dad.

-His name's Alffi.

-Rob Jones is a former rugby player.

-He asked, "What have you called

-him?" I replied, "Alffi George".

-"Oh, my gosh, you've named him

-after Alfie and George Michael.

-"What's wrong with you?"

-That's camper than Christmas.

-That must have inspired you

-to get married...

-..to a footballer.

-He proposed three times.

-I turned him down twice.

-Was he romantic?

-Was he romantic?

-

-The first time he proposed...

-..he'd written it down.

-Not him. He asked Dad how to write

-"will you marry me" in Welsh.

-Love him.

-Love him.

-

-Dad had some Rizlas.

-He took out his Rizla packet...

-..and wrote it down for him

-but not phonetically.

-He's not Welsh?

-He doesn't speak Welsh.

-He comes from the Wrexham area.

-He sat in front of me and said,

-"I've got something to tell you.

-"I've got something to ask you."

-I said, "Listen, if you're not

-actually going to learn...

-"..how to say it properly,

-I'm not saying yes."

-On your bike!

-I've never been one for marriage.

-Is there no-one special

-in your life?

-What's the point in buying a book

-when you can visit the library?

-That reminds me. I went

-to the Eisteddfod this year.

-You used to compete

-in the eisteddfod.

-You'd sing.

-Did you sing solo

-or sing in a group?

-I sang solo and I sang in duets.

-Did you use your experience

-to empathise...

-..with those poor souls

-on the Waw Ffactor?

-Do you know what - all of those on

-that series, and we filmed three...

-..all of them could sing.

-They were good.

-Duffy came second.

-Can you believe that?

-Duffy came second, then went on

-to make millions and win a Grammy.

-Who? Granny?

-No, a Grammy, you silly cow.

-She can't hear

-through those curlers.

-That elf! Look at the state of her.

-Tell me now...

-..what was the first thing

-you ever did?

-Cracabant.

-I only fuckin' asked!

-What did you say?

-Cracabant.

-Cracabant.

-

-I thought she'd sworn at me!

-It was a programme.

-Tell me about

-your Christmas traditions.

-I was home this year

-and it was lovely.

-We went skiing last year.

-My husband works away.

-Where does he work?

-Where does he work?

-

-With Aston Villa Football Club.

-No! Really? They're a celeb family.

-Goodness me.

-No, not really.

-Does he still have

-a footballer's body?

-Six foot five. I know.

-Don't bring him anywhere near Maggi.

-Is he in proportion?

-Oh, Eleri.

-No wonder you're smiling.

-If you had a crystal ball...

-..could you have foreseen

-this fabulous future...

-..with the lovely husband, your son

-and the Christmas traditions...

-..and the radio show

-in your poshest English?

-It's bilingual sometimes.

-I still struggle.

-It sounds as if you've swallowed

-a thesaurus.

-Really. I was listening to you

-with Bananarama.

-That's the only one you've heard.

-It's on replay.

-It takes me back to the '80s.

-Back in the '80s,

-I was in love with Paul Young.

-I interviewed Paul Young.

-You didn't? It's easy enough

-to go off someone, Joyce.

-This one's met them all.

-I was so excited...

-..and I said, "I've been waiting

-for this moment since I was 15.

-"I came to see you in the NEC

-in Birmingham.

-"I thought one day I'd meet you and

-I can't believe the day has come."

-He was in London

-and I was in Cardiff.

-He said, "I can see a picture

-of you in front of me.

-"Your blonde hair and blue eyes."

-I said, "Yeah, that's me."

-And I said, "Would you?"

-Really?

-"Only joking! Don't answer it!

-"If it's not yes, don't answer it."

-Fair play to you, Eleri.

-Tell me, Eleri, sometimes

-the world can be a cruel place.

-It's in need of some colour.

-If you could throw some glitter

-over something to make it better...

-..what would it be?

-My bingo wings.

-You don't have bingo wings.

-You don't have bingo wings.

-

-I hate my bingo wings.

-I'm like a Boeing 787.

-What a sight.

-How's that? Is that OK?

-Brilliant. You're a miracle worker.

-That's true.

-That's true.

-

-Thank you.

-I really appreciate it.

-Thank you.

-Nice to see you, nice to meet you.

-Happy new year.

-Look after yourself.

-And you. Ta-ra.

-Ta-ra, Eleri. Take care.

-What a lovely girl.

-Does Wil the seagull

-still come over?

-Every day, all day.

-No matter how much food

-I give her, she stays there.

-She?

-She?

-

-Wilhelmina. She's had a baby.

-Don't talk nonsense.

-Don't talk nonsense.

-

-She brings the baby to feed it.

-How many has she had?

-How many has she had?

-

-She lays the eggs on my roof.

-A fleet of them come down.

-You'll be like Janet

-from Hitchcock's The Birds.

-Don't!

-Hello.

-Hello. Hello, Joyce.

-I heard you were here.

-Dewi, how are you?

-Dewi, how are you?

-

-How are you?

-How's Rhiannon?

-How's Rhiannon?

-

-Better than nothing.

-Don't talk like that about my niece,

-please.

-We're related.

-I was about to ask

-if you knew each other.

-We've slept together a lot,

-in different beds!

-Goodness me.

-What are you going to do with that?

-What happened to your head?

-Do you know Emyr Wyn,

-the actor on Pobol y Cwm?

-We went into a pub in Cardiff, it

-fell silent and the barman said...

-.."If you put your heads together,

-you'd make an arse of yourselves."

-I remember that.

-Head massage then.

-You like one of those, don't you?

-There's something lovely

-in someone rubbing your head.

-Tell me, because Maggi

-has no idea why you're called Pws.

-It's an old story.

-I went to Glan-llyn with the Urdd

-when I was younger.

-I took Mam's chapel fur coat -

-it was worth a lot of money.

-That's nice, keep it going.

-You're making things

-really hard for me.

-It's soothing, I mean.

-I ripped it there -

-I wanted to be a hippy at the time.

-You ripped it?

-I did and that was that.

-Gareth Mort was a swog in Glan-llyn.

-He named me Dewi Pws

-and that's who I've been ever since.

-That's where you were, a fur coat

-and no knickers next to Bala lake.

-I have sawdust in my throat!

-Maggi could do with a gin.

-Thank you, love.

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-Subtitles

-Subtitles

-

-Subtitles

-Thank you.

-Thank you.

-With that accent,

-you're not from around here.

-You don't sound like a Cofi.

-Treboeth.

-I come from Swansea.

-We lived in Tresaith.

-Because of the family,

-we moved up to live in Nefyn.

-How long?

-Six inches. No!

-Two years!

-Two years!

-

-Six?!

-He'd be good for nothing for Maggi.

-Anything less than eight inches

-is just balls!

-Before we moved up,

-I didn't know where to live.

-Caernarfon? Anglesey?

-We had a look around

-and ended up in Nefyn.

-I walked into the pharmacy -

-I thought they were called chemists.

-In we went and a young bloke

-was behind the counter.

-I was about to buy something and I

-was listening to them talk in Welsh.

-This woman walked in,

-she was about 65.

-"Do you sell Viagra?"

-She was up here, she was like you.

-"Yes. Yes, madam."

-"Does it work?" "Yes, madam."

-"Can you get it over the counter?"

-"Only if I take two."

-Look,

-Maggi goes nowhere without them.

-What? Goodness me!

-In pill form?

-I have them as eye drops.

-They make me look hard!

-You need Viagra

-in your handbag always.

-Do you take it?

-Goodness gracious, no.

-Some of the boys in Llangefni

-need a hand.

-When they've been on the beer.

-There's nothing worse.

-It's called brewer's droop!

-Tell me, right at the start,

-when you were a young boy...

-..no knickers, fur coat,

-on the edge of Bala lake...

-..did you believe you had such a

-bloody colourful life ahead of you?

-I was a teacher for two years,

-in Splott, in Cardiff.

-That's the truth.

-Is that a real place?

-I thought someone had made that up.

-I didn't like it

-so I became an actor.

-You'd be great in a panto.

-Have you done one?

-I'd love to do one.

-You must have been in a panto if you

-were in a group called Tebot Piws!

-That sounds completely bonkers.

-I was in college in Cardiff

-and I'd written some songs.

-I gave them to a band

-of Northwalians.

-They were great boys.

-One day,

-I was giving them some songs...

-..and telling them how to sing them.

-In the end they said, "If you're

-so clever, sing them yourself."

-So I joined the band.

-There we go - the end of my career!

-When was that?

-When was that?

-

-'67.

-# Mawredd mawr, steddwch i lawr

-# Ma' rhywun wedi dwyn fy nhrwyn #

-Where did that come from?

-You did a lot of acting too.

-Yes.

-Yes.

-

-I saw you in that film.

-It was in 1978. Grand Slam.

-'76 or '77. '76, I think.

-You filmed it in Paris.

-Were you really there?

-Yes, and I was in bed

-with Sharon Morgan.

-Before you ask, no, I didn't.

-Before you ask, no, I didn't.

-

-Fair play to you.

-After Grand Slam,

-your mother stopped going to chapel.

-That's right.

-That's right.

-

-She was lovely.

-Mam was a character.

-I thought the world of her.

-She had a lovely sense of humour.

-She watched Grand Slam

-and she was straight on the phone.

-"Dewi, you've brought shame

-on the family"...

-..because I was in bed bonking!

-She was a chapel elder.

-Mam didn't go to chapel

-for a fortnight.

-Mr Jeffreys from chapel visited Mam.

-"What's wrong, Ray?"

-Her name was Rachel.

-"Oh, our Dewi in that film,

-Grand Slam."

-She was so ashamed.

-"That film, Grand Slam."

-"Mr Jeffreys replied,

-"Wasn't he good?"

-The following week in chapel, "Did

-you see our Dewi in Grand Slam?"

-Why did you come...

-I love this story, Joyce,

-it's hilarious.

-When you wrote your autobiography...

-..Theleri Tthwp.

-Is that genuine?

-Is it a true story?

-Yes. Seve Ballesteros.

-Have you heard this story?

-You've heard of Seve Ballesteros.

-I was in St Pierre.

-Huw Llywelyn Davies was sitting

-at the table.

-He was sitting on four cushions

-to reach the table.

-He's short!

-Seve walked in.

-We were waiting for food

-and I felt this presence.

-I looked round, Huw was with me.

-The Spaniard.

-There was no waitress,

-no-one was serving.

-"What ith the thoop?" Before I could

-stop myself, I said, "Thelery."

-And off he went.

-Huw Llywelyn fell off his chair.

-Seve would have hammered me

-if he knew I was talking the piss.

-"What ith the thoop?" "Thelery."

-That's genius.

-You must be allowed to live

-a creative life.

-You've influenced so many people.

-You must look back and say

-to yourself, "That was brilliant".

-I have enjoyed my life.

-Some things have been like that.

-It's like everything else.

-Most of the time, it's been good.

-I'm like you.

-I don't take myself seriously.

-Or anyone else.

-Life's too short.

-We're just passing through.

-Sometimes, there can be

-a lot of cruelty in the world.

-If you could change something

-or make something better...

-..by sprinkling glitter over it,

-what would it be?

-To be honest, I'd love to see

-everyone speaking Welsh in Wales.

-Wouldn't it be nice? All of

-a sudden, everyone spoke Welsh.

-There's not enough of us.

-But we're still here.

-But we're still here.

-

-Of course we are.

-We're still here, Joyce.

-Fair play to you, Dewi.

-Do you know what, you're a tonic.

-I like making people laugh.

-There's nothing better.

-You've had a massage too.

-Do you want a happy ending now?

-OK.

-Joyce, come over here.

-She doesn't need much encouragement!

-Thank you.

-Call again when you have less time!

-Thank you!

-Cheerio!

-Cheerio!

-

-Happy new year.

-Cheerio.

-Ta-ra.

-You'd never say he was 70.

-He looks good.

-This year, we made Christmas lunch

-for Lili the cat.

-Did you make Christmas lunch

-for Gwenno?

-Of course I did.

-The pussy likes meat.

-Did she have turkey?

-Did she have turkey?

-

-Yes.

-Do you like turkey?

-It's usually dry.

-We had a cockerel last year

-and it wasn't...

-Was it a capon? A cock?

-Goodness me.

-Yws Gwynedd walked in

-just as I said cock.

-Sorry, Yws. What are we like?

-What were you talking about?

-What were you talking about?

-

-Joyce's pussy.

-Joyce's pussy likes meat

-at Christmas time.

-Sausages wrapped in bacon?

-It doesn't like bacon.

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-Subtitles

-Subtitles

-

-Subtitles

-How are you? Are you OK?

-Did you have a good Christmas?

-Fantastic, yes.

-Fantastic, yes.

-

-Did Sion Corn visit?

-Yes, yes, Sion's only just

-started visiting our house again.

-There are little children there now.

-Eban is two and a half

-and Berta is five months old.

-No way.

-It must be fab with the children

-on Christmas Day.

-Yes, yes.

-Eban's quite naughty at the moment,

-the terrible twos.

-That's not great

-but Christmas trumps everything.

-Do you know who Yws is, Joyce?

-Do you know who Yws is, Joyce?

-

-Yes. I've heard it many times.

-He's famous.

-He's a YouTube sensation.

-A Welsh version of it.

-No, you are.

-We had fun, we recorded

-a couple of videos for the songs.

-There aren't enough

-Welsh language videos.

-We could do one with you.

-I'm not sure about those drones

-you use. They look dangerous.

-One of them almost hit you.

-Where were you, Dyffryn Ardudwy?

-No, have you been to the Ring

-in Llanfrothen?

-This isn't a joke. Do you know

-the Ring pub in Llanfrothen?

-The Ring.

-You've heard of the ring.

-Talking of rings, I know

-this is meant to be about you...

-..but I've got to bring it back

-to Maggi.

-I had a curry last night with my

-new lover, goodness me, it was hot.

-I had to put the Wet Wipes

-in the fridge.

-The curry or the lover?

-The curry or the lover?

-

-Both.

-My ring was like the Japanese flag.

-Straight up. It was terrible.

-Anyway, back to Yws now.

-That's enough about Maggi.

-So tell me, how does it feel?

-In truth, that song, Sebona Fi...

-..that's an anthem.

-It's more than that.

-It's so good.

-You're good too.

-You can tell me if this is a lie...

-..but I've heard that you go away

-to a retreat to write your songs.

-You come back with a whole album.

-I go away to Mid Wales,

-you can do a lot in Mid Wales.

-You won't even find a Tesco there.

-There is a place

-called Stiwdio Bing.

-I locked myself away

-for a few weekends...

-..and came back with an album.

-You write all these songs yourself?

-You write all these songs yourself?

-

-The band wrote the last album.

-I wrote Sebona Fi...

-..but Rich, the drummer,

-he's also the producer.

-A lot of the work is down to Rich,

-he's a genius.

-He's a musical genius.

-Tell me, when you're standing there,

-you should have seen him, Joyce...

-..in the Eisteddfod...

-..not just in Maes B but in

-the pavilion in the Eisteddfod gig.

-There were thousands

-of people there.

-The pavilion gig was fantastic.

-There were so many different ages

-in the crowd.

-In Maes B, it's mostly youngsters.

-There were thousands there.

-We broke a record in Maes B.

-It was the biggest crowd

-ever to attend Maes B.

-It's been going for 20 years.

-Thanks to Anglesey, Maggi.

-Thanks to Anglesey, Maggi.

-

-Goodness me, yes.

-It was a noisy night.

-My farm's not that far away.

-The seats were damp in the pavilion!

-Those girls had a great time.

-Fair play,

-you're sexy and that helps.

-Do you know what I mean?

-He's brave too. His mother

-always used to cut his hair.

-That's true.

-No-one else, no-one professional,

-cut my hair until I was 25.

-Was that her job?

-Was that her job?

-

-I hope that's what she did.

-She was a mobile hairdresser, she

-did a lot of blue rinses at home.

-The smell of ammonia

-in our house was horrible.

-Mam had conned me though.

-She said that no-one

-could touch curly hair but her.

-She said someone else would want

-to straighten out your hair.

-When I was 21, only 21...

-..I went to see Gav next door

-and he shaved it all off...

-..and gave me a Mohican!

-Tell me, because I want to know

-these things...

-..they won't ask you this on Heno...

-..with this lovely hair you have...

-..do the curtains match the carpet?

-That's what everyone wants to know!

-What would you say

-is my hair colour?

-Ginger.

-Ginger.

-

-It's more ginger everywhere else!

-On my face, for example.

-Nothing matches with me.

-Goodness me, no.

-I've pulled the carpet up -

-there's laminate floor there now!

-Joyce tried to tell me

-that she shaves but she doesn't.

-Grass doesn't grow on a busy road!

-Isn't that right, Joyce?

-Goodness me.

-These songs,

-where do they come from?

-I don't know.

-What's the process - what comes

-first? The music or the lyrics?

-It's the music with me.

-I have a short span of attention.

-If it's not something

-that's memorable right away...

-..I won't carry on playing it.

-What's that?

-What's that?

-

-The taste of the grapes.

-It's strong in the wine.

-He was meant to be impressed

-with that!

-Take that song now...

-..goodness me,

-it's an optimistic song.

-That must come from the fact

-that you like such a creative life.

-Does it come from that?

-It's entirely intentional.

-There are enough boring

-and sad things in the world.

-We're brilliant in Wales

-at being boring and sad.

-We're awesome at it.

-We write songs that make you

-start drinking whiskey.

-There's a shortage.

-It's a song that lifts your spirits.

-With gigs, too, when you do a gig...

-..there's nothing worse than

-a slow song where no-one dances.

-It's nice when people listen...

-..but I like to watch people

-enjoying themselves.

-You feed off them.

-When did your interest in music

-begin, how old were you?

-I was 13 when I learnt

-to play the guitar.

-I enjoyed music but I didn't think

-I'd ever write songs.

-I didn't go out

-for the entire summer.

-The lads would knock the door

-on their way to playing football.

-I'd say, "No, I've learnt C."

-You're a good footballer too.

-Do you still play?.

-My hips have gone, Maggi!

-Really? 35.

-34!

-I was only a year out!

-To follow a creative life

-like that...

-..and having something come out

-of it, that's fabulous.

-Someone in my family once said...

-..once you find something

-that you love...

-..you'll never work again.

-That's a good way to put it.

-You've seen a lot

-throughout your musical career.

-You've visited all kinds

-of different places to perform.

-How would you like to see the world

-through my perfect eyes?

-You're on a roll now!

-The gin's gone to your brain!

-I like that song.

-Do you want to hear something cute?

-That's about my son.

-Many think it's a love song.

-It's not.

-We were in Cardiff one Christmas.

-Ebs looked up and said,

-"Look at the star".

-It was in the middle of the day.

-I said,

-"No, there's no star in the sky."

-He was about 18 months old.

-I looked up and they were putting

-the Christmas decorations up.

-There's was a beautiful star

-in the sky.

-He sees so much -

-he's opened our eyes to the world.

-It's so nice to write a song

-about your son.

-Cute.

-Where did your stupid name

-come from?

-What the hell does it men? Yws!

-I thought it was Ywain,

-an abbreviation of Ywain.

-Where does it come from?

-It's a shortened version of Ywain.

-It's a shortened version of Ywain.

-

-Your real name is Ywain.

-Mam and Dad named me

-after a Tecwyn Ifan song.

-Well, not after his song.

-Tecwyn Ifan sang a song about

-a Prince of Wales at one time...

-..in the... well, a long time ago,

-about 500 years ago.

-His name was Ywain Gwynedd.

-He's not as famous

-as Owain Glyndwr...

-..but he drove the English

-out of Wales three times.

-He was a Welsh prince.

-You're Ywain with a Y, not O.

-Mam said it was the old way

-of spelling the name.

-Having said that,

-Owain means O'r Waun...

-..from the womb,

-from the vagina, really.

-Goodness me.

-Ywain means...

-..the...

-The vagina!

-You're a fanny!

-Nain calls them beef curtains.

-You've won plenty of awards.

-I've been lucky enough...

-You have hair hanging off

-your eyebrows.

-That's happened to you before!

-With your lovely songs...

-..and I like the fact that Sebona Fi

-is so optimistic and lively...

-..and lifts someone' spirits...

-..in such a shit world...

-..if you could throw glitter

-over one thing in this world...

-..to make it better,

-what would it be?

-You could throw glitter

-over so many things.

-I don't want to become

-too political...

-..but my version of glitter...

-..my aim in life is to have

-as much fun as possible...

-..as long as you don't stop

-someone else's fun.

-If everyone lived their life

-like that, we'd all be OK.

-That's my glitter.

-Wise words indeed.

-Glitter all over.

-Yws Gwynedd's wise words.

-Fair play to you, Yws,

-you're a shining star.

-You've lit up our lives

-this Christmas.

-Would you do Mags

-one little favour before you go?

-Would you sing Sebona Fi?

-# Because we're all running around

-like rats

-# If you have half an hour,

-humour me

-# And remember those old things

-that worry everyone

-# But we're all dirt in the end

-# Oh, life is so fine

-# The taste of grapes in the wine

-is strong and the company's good

-# Oh, life is so fine

-# The taste of grapes in the wine

-is strong and the company's good

-Remember, my little chicks, however

-horrible your day has been...

-..throw some glitter over it

-and everything will be OK.

-# Oh, life is so fine

-# Oh, life is so fine

-# The taste of grapes in the wine

-is strong and the company's good

-# Oh, life is so fine

-# The taste of grapes in the wine

-is strong and the company's good #

-S4C Subtitles by Adnod Cyf.

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