Episode 1 A Question of Sport: Super Saturday

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Hello. Lovely!

Hello, I'm Jason Manford.

Welcome to a brand-new way to kick off your weekend.

It's A Question Of Sport: Super Saturday.

This show has got everything -

jaw-dropping challenges, crazy games, death-defying stunts,

and each week we'll be putting our celebrity guests through

the toughest of tasks, leaving one captain happy as a mosquito

in a nudist colony, and the other as sad as Yaya Toure on his birthday.

Poor lad just sat there at the Wacky Warehouse. Nobody came.

Nobody came.

Here's what's coming up on tonight's show.

Will these World Cup fans get to the game on time?

Will our captains survive the fastest zip wire

in the Northern hemisphere?

And our roving reporter Ore is in Norwich

seeing how much fun he can have with a hula hoop and a wig.

That looked utterly terrifying, didn't it?

Shopping in Norwich - I don't think so.

And of course the losing captain

will be facing the dreaded forfeit at the end of the show.

Let's meet the teams who will be taking on this week's challenges.

Joining Matt Dawson, the North East's finest funnyman Chris Ramsey

and Strictly's Ola Jordan. And alongside Phil Tufnell

it's stand-up star Shappi Khorsandi,

and pull up your legwarmers, it's Louie Spence.

MUSIC: "Mas Que Nada"

Hello, hello.

Hello.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Yes! Milking it. Lovely. Look at this.

-They are up for it.

-They are up for it.

-Does it feel a bit weird not having your desks in front of you?

-Yes.

First time I've had trousers on for a fortnight!

You got Louie's attention there.

I woke up, yes.

Ola, are you a naturally competitive person?

-Strictly must make you competitive.

-Very competitive.

-Are you feeling it tonight?

-Definitely.

You have worked very closely with Robbie Savage.

-Who spent longer in hair and make-up?

-Definitely Robbie.

Talking of lovely hair,

Chris Ramsey over there with your beautiful hair.

I'm not going to say you, am I, Matt?

LAUGHTER DROWNS SPEECH

How do you feel about your team, week one? Chris and Ola.

I tell you what, I have got a blinding team,

I've got one of the funniest men in the world.

-You've seen Chris?

-At the very least

we are going to be in stitches for the whole of the show.

The least funniest person in the world - Phil.

LAUGHTER

-I'm joking.

-That's not fair.

-I'm messing. You know I'm a big fan.

You are one of the most hilarious cricketers I've ever seen.

-You've got a lovely fun team tonight. You've got Shappi Khorsandi.

-Yes.

-Hello.

-And Louie Spence.

-Yes.

-Shappi, are you a sporting person? Did you do sport when you were a kid?

I did do sport when I was a kid.

Mostly shot put and kiss-chase.

Together?

I was a hefty kid, and so...

You won't believe this - so was I.

-Ba-ba-ba!

-I'm still waiting to lose my puppy fat.

We have got two very different dancing styles from Ola and Louie

and two very different comedy styles from Chris and Shappi,

but how will these cultural clashes affect our sporting outcome?

Let's find out as we play our first game.

As you all know, tonight on BBC One straight after Super Saturday,

it's the crunch match in Group G between Germany and Ghana.

Who will win? Is there an upset on the cards

or will German efficiency win the day?

CHANTING FROM MINIBUSES

We haven't got a magic octopus this time to help us predict,

but what we have got is pedal power. Here are the rules of the game.

We have got two minibuses, you can probably hear them,

full of German and Ghanaian fans. Each bus is attached to a bike.

One member of each team must pedal as fast as they can to drag

their bus across the studio to the finish line.

While pedalling, I'll be asking both teams World Cup questions

and for each correct answer one fan will leave the bus,

making it lighter - and quieter, hopefully.

Matt, you can have the German team and you can obviously have Ghana.

-Yes.

-You'll both start with 11 fans in the van.

-Who is going to be your cyclists?

-By quite a long way

the fittest in the gym in our testing arena that we went

-to before the show was Ola.

-So you are going to get Ola to do it.

-Lovely. What about yourself?

-Shappi. Number one.

-Lovely.

Get on your bikes, Ola and Shappi.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Ola, and Shappi, are you keen cyclists?

Breathe in, Ghana! Yes.

CHEERING

OK. Here's the questions. They're World Cup questions.

-LOUIE: That's a bit of a worry. Can we confer?

-Yes.

It's to the team. Don't worry about that.

We're going to start the pedalling and then I'll ask you the questions.

One, two, three, start pedalling. Go, go, go.

Question number one. Your team.

Who has scored the most goals for England in a tournament?

Gary Lineker.

Correct. Take one off the bus.

OK, your team. Here we go. Who were the host country in 1982?

1982?

Germany.

No, I'm sorry.

How many times have England lost on penalties?

Three.

Correct. Someone's off the bus.

OK. Which dog found the World Cup trophy in 1966?

Pickles.

That's right. Get off the bus.

Who were the first African country to play in the tournament?

Cameroon.

No, it was Egypt. Stay on the bus.

Who was sent off in the 2006 final?

Zidane.

Zidane. Get off the bus.

Who is the youngest player in England's squad for Brazil?

Pele.

No. It's Luke Shaw.

BUZZER

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Aw! Germany's done it.

Germany's done it. Sorry, guys.

-No.

-Why?

-The chain is gone.

Come on.

-Our chain came off.

-Our chain came off.

MAN FROM VAN HOLLERS

When I was younger my chain came off when I was doing my paper round

and I just walked the rest of the way.

I didn't stop and go, "No-one gets to know what's on telly tonight."

To be fair...to be fair,

the German team had the handbrake on.

We're going to still go with Ola winning the race, I'm afraid.

CHEERING AND BOOING

So Ola won the race and the first points go to Matt's team.

Boo!

So, how are your... how are your legs?

Mine were fine, because, you know, my bike didn't work properly.

Aw!

- Chugging all the way through. - It was chugging all the way.

Just waiting to come off, the chain.

-Then the chain came off.

-The chain CAME OFF.

It's like you've momentarily took a job in Halfords.

I couldn't spot that.

Darling, I can now. Now I'm not winning.

We did check, we did have a check, just to make sure,

and the chain only came off towards the end.

-Does that sour the victory for you?

-No! Yeah!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Yeah - how are your legs, all right?

-Shaky, but good.

Matt, you must be looking forward to the World Cup,

with Pele in the England team.

-We've got a chance.

-Yeah.

-We've actually got a chance.

It was Luke Shaw, was the answer.

I appreciate that. I only heard "youngest player" and "Brazil".

So I apologise to all of the England squad

for thinking that Pele is in the team.

And those Ghana fans,

I'll doubt they'll make it to the next World Cup

with the way you were cycling, there.

Um, well, you know,

I think they...they were great, they were fine.

I'll get over this. I will get over this, eventually.

OK. Well, first blood to Matt,

but still all to play for as we head into Round Two.

Now, every week on Super Saturday

Matt and Phil will be set a challenge

which will push them to their physical limits

and Helen Skelton will be on hand to tell them what to do, referee

and ensure that they suffer as much as possible.

Who would like to see two grown men

being thrown down a zip wire at 100mph

across a slate quarry? Yeah?

-AUDIENCE: Yeah!

-Yeah, me too.

Let's see how Helen and the lads got on

when they had a lovely day out in Snowdonia.

This is the top of the quarry. Matt and Phil are getting changed,

but let me talk you through the rules.

That is the zip wire on which they will be travelling.

It's one mile long, they'll clock at least 100mph.

As they go, they've got to look out for pictures of sporting superstars,

sporting equipment and the groups of people down there

playing live sport. When they get to the bottom,

they've got 20 seconds to remember as many things as they can.

Whoever remembers the most wins the game - simple.

Right, well, that's going to help, isn't it?

Yeah - if you fall off, your helmet will save you.

That's right, as I go head-first into a slate mountain.

I'll be all right. Trust in the equipment.

It's a bit windy. It's a bit windy up here.

Why am I going first?

Because you've always been the guinea pig.

LAUGHTER

OK. Here goes.

Should that be like that?

HELEN AND MATT LAUGH

Three...

..two...

..one - go, Matt!

Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Argh! Argh!

Snooker! Snooker, I've just seen the snooker.

Freddie!

And that was Lewis.

Let's start the stopwatch, then - three, two, one, go!

Snooker, Freddie Flintoff, Amir Khan,

uh...Lewis Hamilton, Jess Ennis,

the cricket, a golfer, boxing gloves,

table tennis, uh...Ronaldo.

-Um...

-Seven seconds left.

Argh...!

A seagull, um, and...

-Oh, um, volleyball.

-Time's up!

I think I'll let you have volleyball in that 20 seconds.

Right, my turn now.

Not a chance Tuffers is getting as many as that.

He'll have his eyes closed the whole way.

OK, Phil, your turn.

Three, two, one...

Argh! Oh!

Argh!

Oh!

I can hear him from here!

Oh! Argh!

"Oh! Oh!"

Oh...oh...!

Oh...whoa, oh, argh!

-Oh! Oh! Oh!

-HELEN LAUGHS

-LAUGHING: He's absolutely petrified!

-Oh, my word!

He wouldn't even put his hands up!

Right, come on, you've got 20 seconds...

-OK.

-..to start now.

Lots of slate.

LAUGHTER

Freddie Flintoff, snooker, golf, table tennis, boxing,

um, uh...badminton.

Um, um...who were the other people? Freddie Flintoff.

I can't remember the other ones!

Um...Prince Naseem, Ronaldo, um...oh...

-Stop.

-Oh, don't know!

-Oh!

-I don't know!

-How do you think you did?

-Well, I don't know. All right.

What sport do you play?

Cricket! Oh, no! I didn't see the cricket!

Where was the cricket?

You didn't see the synchronised swimmers in the lake?

-No. I didn't.

-Didn't you?

-I had my eyes closed for most of it!

This debate could go on for quite a while.

While they decide if there were any synchronised swimmers,

let's go back to Jason for the results.

APPLAUSE

Unbelievable - well done, boys.

Very good.

Argh! Argh! Argh!

You sounded...

You sounded like you were just getting into a really hot bath.

-"Argh! Argh!"

-It was scary. I'm not great with heights.

Well, that was not the game for you. But what was...?

I mean, it looked terrifying from where we were.

-What was it actually like?

-Whoosh! You're gone.

You're on it for about two minutes, 100mph...

Let alone trying to find Freddie Flintoff

and cricketers playing everywhere.

It was awesome. Great fun.

OK - well, Matt, you managed to identify ten out of the 14 images...

-That's not bad.

-..dotted around the quarry.

And you made up seeing volleyball - that wasn't there,

but you said it anyway.

And Phil, you saw, like you said, mainly slates,

and only spotted seven of the images and sports.

So Matt won the challenge, which makes the score 2-0 to Matt.

Well done.

Our man on the move, Ore Oduba, has travelled around the UK,

visiting shopping centres

and getting people to attempt his demanding physical challenges.

Because that's where all super-fit athletes hang out -

the food court at the shopping mall,

eating jumbo boxes of chicken nuggets.

The teams here in the studio will have to decide how well

or how badly our volunteers got on.

Let's find out where Ore is this week.

Looking good!

Ah...awkward. Let me explain.

Jason, this week I've headed east in search of a Grand Slam champion.

I'm at the Chapelfield Shopping Centre here in Norwich

and today I'm hoping some of East Anglia's finest will

play our game, Hoop Cannot Be Serious.

Here's what we're serving up.

One hoop, four tennis balls attached to a headband.

The game - to perform as many skips as possible

before your balls fall off.

We're playing a little game called Hoop Cannot Be Serious.

-And I'd love you to put on a wig.

-OK.

-Fancy it?

-No problem.

-Course he does!

Maybe I'll come back later, have another go - give it a go.

I've heard it all before!

Sorry!

You're a good lad, put it there, pal. You and I are heading that way, now.

Let's go and do something more interesting. Who needs college?!

Stay in school.

Steve, your time starts now - off you go, mate, off you go.

That's a confident start, very well played. Oh, wow.

That's two balls off, Francis, you're losing your balls,

you're losing your balls.

Off you go, buddy, off you go. Sorry! I'm getting in the way already.

Oh, wow. Stop right there!

Do you know what, this is a new world record for the quickest ball release.

Got to get a pout on.

The headband is coming over her eyes, she can barely see.

Matt's off, wow!

We're going for the underarm! Stop right there, stop right there!

Off you go. As many skips as we can. OK, no, keep going!

You've got one ball, you've got one ball. You've still got a ball to go.

OK, stop there. You've stopped.

We have had a quite smashing day here in Norwich, but who has served

and volleyed their way to the top of the leaderboard,

and who reached breaking point?

From all of us, that is game, set and match.

Ow! Wow! Wow!

To be fair, I deserved it.

APPLAUSE

People got into that. People got into it.

There's balls being dropped all over the place there.

It was like you fielding, Phil.

So, how many skips do you think our Norwich champion

managed in 45 seconds? The actual champion.

Here she is, on the board there, you can have a little look.

Eleanor, who is a 31-year-old care support worker.

Look how determined she is, look at that face.

..The one ball left over her eye, is she?

-No, no, no, we've not seen her yet.

-OK.

-She was the winner.

She stayed on for the full 45?

-She stayed on for the full 45 seconds.

-That's impressive.

I'll tell you the... There you go, yeah. That's the one.

-Try and keep your balls up.

-They're always up, darling.

CHRIS: One, two, three, four...

Got it, it's all right.

I could get you a hoop if you want to have a go at a hoop.

-You can get me a hoop if you want.

-I will. Why not?

We can get Louis a hoop, why not?

-SOME CHEERS

-Hey, there it is!

-God bless you.

-Oh, steady. Steady.

-Remember I've got balls on my head, though.

-You have got...

All right, Louis, leave it out, it's a family show.

-I meant like that.

-I know what you meant! Go on.

-One, two...

-That's good!

-Wow!

-Oh, stop it, Louis!

CHEERING

Very good, very good. Oh, here he goes!

It's a bit of a big hoop, that.

-Well done.

-Tell the truth, you brought that from home!

Well, we've got 45 seconds for them to do it in.

Matt, reveal what you've gone with? Very arty, aren't you? 25.

-Phil, what are you going with?

-Well, no, we've done right.

We were one up before and then we wanted to go one down.

So we've gone in the middle of what we were going to go with.

That is good logic(!)

Virtually no idea what he's on about! OK, 24!

-We went from 26 to 24.

-It might be more, so...all right.

-Is it 26 or 24?

-24.

-We'll decide when we find out...

-24, we're sticking with 24.

-My age.

Let's see how Eleanor did.

Eleanor, your time starts now. Off you go!

How many skips in 45 seconds?

Look at that for a pose. That's good.

Oh, not a single ball making its way.

As if she had never done this before.

Look at her, she's an actual pro!

You've got to do this next, buddy.

Take some tips, this girl knows what she's doing. That is a lot of skips.

I love the technique. That's it.

That's a girl who has done this game before.

Go on, Eleanor! Come on!

Yes!

That's it.

I said she was competitive, didn't I?

She is not showing any sign of wavering.

Seven seconds to go, Eleanor.

Come on! This is monumental!

Three, two, one...

Stop right there. Wow.

APPLAUSE

What about that for a performance! Unbelievable.

Eleanor managed 45 skips, so, Matt, you were closer with 25, just about.

And a massive thanks to Eleanor, as she's here in the audience tonight.

Where are you, Eleanor?

CHEERING

That is impressive.

-Has your chain broke?

-No. We wrote down 26, actually.

But, but, I can't say "six", so he was just being...

I can't say six and if I keep saying six

I keep spitting at everybody. He was getting covered in spit.

-So he said... Sorry.

-We'll settle on four. We'll settle on four.

Can I point out that you just said six about five times.

I know, I'm saying it now because we didn't win!

So it doesn't matter if I spit all over you!

This is getting tense.

Thanks, Ore, and the people of Norwich for being such good sports.

OK, staying on the tennis theme, it's now time to play -

this is going to be brilliant -

a game we've called Double Vaults.

APPLAUSE

Wimbledon starts on Monday. Are we all excited about Wimbledon?

-All excited? Yes.

-CHEERS

Is Murray going to do it again? Yeah? Yeah, he will.

People say that tennis is posh, but actually, it is for everyone.

There's nothing people in Wigan like more than watching someone

eat a bowl of strawberries and cream that costs more than their house.

Now, have you ever wondered how they manage to get

those white lines on the tennis court so straight?

No, me neither, cos I like actual tennis. And if you want to know

the answer to that question, watch QI.

You won't learn anything on this show.

What I can tell you is that it's certainly not the way

we're about to do it.

Louis and Chris have been selected -

looking good in your groundsman outfits.

-Looks like Super Mario.

-You look like Super Mario, yeah, I love that!

A gay Super Mario.

You both remember what a tennis court actually looks like,

-don't you?

-Yeah. I've got it. I'm on it.

And Chris, have you seen one of these machines before?

Erm, I haven't, but I think, genuinely,

me mam designed it to stop us touching me hair when I'm on telly.

A tennis court would be easy enough to paint, I imagine, from memory.

But this is Super Saturday and nothing is that straightforward.

Not only will these two be trying to paint all the lines

on a tennis court, but they're going to

liven things up a bit with an electric shock machine.

-LAUGHTER

-Laugh it up, you laugh it up!

Can someone just check if Chris's machine is switched on?

ELECTRICAL CURRENT HE SCREAMS

-Did it hurt?

-No, it was lovely, mate! It was lovely.

I'll be asking the teams questions throughout...

Whoa, why aren't you testing his?!

Cos it's been tested on you, now shut up, mate!

-We don't need to test Louis's, do we?

-Yes!

-AUDIENCE:

-Yes!

ELECTRICAL CURRENT HE SCREAMS

Louis is... Louis is definitely...

ELECTRICAL CURRENT HE SCREAMS

There's one on each wrist, by the way,

and there's one on the base of my spine.

I'll be asking the questions throughout the 60 second challenge

and every time they get one wrong,

we will giving their line partner team-mate a shock.

The person with the straightest lines at the end wins the game.

There's a little part of me that wants to get all of these wrong.

I'm not putting this on. It really hurts and I'm scared.

I might need some new pants after this.

LAUGHTER

OK. Now, all answers to these questions will be true or false.

Every time you get one wrong, Chris will get a shock.

-Are you ready, Chris?

-No.

On your marks, get set, go!

The most common surname for an England footballer is Jones.

-True or false?

-False.

It is false. It's Smith.

Brad Pitt boxed for Australia at the Beijing Olympics.

Did he? Brad Pitt? No. No, false.

It was true.

HE YELLS

The number 13 is next to number seven on a dartboard.

-No idea. True or false?

-False.

It's true.

-Are you going true or false?

-False.

No, it's false. Wrong.

Oh, no!

-Santa Claus once won the Derby.

-Yes, true.

True!

-Tim Henman used to be a ball boy at Wimbledon.

-True.

-True.

False.

HE YELLS

He played like he should have been a ball boy.

-WHISTLE BLOWS

-Oh, that's the time.

Not bad, not bad. You've done all right there.

I mean, you'd be no good at doubles.

There you go. There you go. I'll help you out there. How was it?

-Does it actually hurt?

-It genuinely...

-I'm not having you on, hurts.

-I want to, I want to...

I don't think that... Do you think he's putting it on a bit?

A really sullen man went, "No."

LAUGHTER

-I'll just take the one. I don't need both.

-No, whoa, whoa, whoa, Manford.

BUZZ

Oh, my God!

LAUGHTER

We're still connected, like brothers. Get it off, get it.

-Keep doing it, keep doing it.

-No, it does actually hurt.

Of course it hurts.

I am amazing and doing tennis courts normally. I do the ones at Wimbledon.

Give Chris a round of applause, everybody. He did very well.

APPLAUSE

Sorry, Louis, just before we start.

-Louis, I don't want to be you right now, mate.

-You'll be fine.

We are going to get them all right.

OK, so, I mean, you really need to get this right, not just because of

the electricity flowing through your veins, but also you're 3-0 down.

-I'm just going to go quick.

-OK, yeah. You go quick.

-Go quick, mate.

That's the best thing to do. Definitely go quick.

Argh! Nothing's happened...

Your 60 seconds start now.

-Phil, the black ball is heavier than the pink in snooker.

-False.

False, they are all the same.

This year's Tour de France...

LAUGHTER

-This year's Tour de France will start in Yorkshire.

-True.

True, that's right.

-The highest fence in the Grand National is Becher's Brook.

-True.

It's false.

Argh!

Underwater swimming was dropped from the Olympics after fans said

-it was boring to watch.

-False.

It's true.

A Zamboni is a machine used to cut the greens on a golf course.

It's false.

It's false. It cuts the ice.

The last event in the decathlon is the 800m.

-Don't forget to do the centre, the centre here.

-True.

-False.

False, it's false.

-Torvill and Dean scored a perfect ten for the Bolero in 1984.

-False.

False. Alexander...

-WHISTLE BLOWS

-Oh!

APPLAUSE

You did very well there, my friend.

-How was that?

-It was a little bit funny down here.

And are you happy with your straight lines?

Darling, they're as straight as me, so...

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

Good lad.

So, at the end of that game, as always,

the umpire's decision is final.

What am I going to do?

Looking at the two of them, Louis, Chris, that is looking...

-You have done all right. It's straight.

-What?

But you have actually got the line up the middle.

For the detail on the court, I'm going to give the points to Louis.

CHEERING

BOOING

So, that leaves the scores at 3-1, to Matt's team.

-Robbed.

-Robbed.

-Robbed, yeah. The chain came off the thing.

-Oh.

Now you know what it's like. Now you know.

Louis, this is a much more civilised team.

Louis, are you recovered after that? You won the point.

I'm all right, mate. I think I've come out straight.

Do you know what I'm saying? I can't cross my legs any more.

What have I got the shirt on for? I mean...

I think, I was sort of half watching but half crying laughing,

so I didn't get to watch you getting electrocuted all the way through,

-so shall we have a little watch back of Louis?

-Oh, no.

Let's have a look at Louis getting electrocuted.

LAUGHTER

-It's only fair to see Chris as well.

-Oh, no.

Even his own team-mates are laughing there.

You had a go as well.

I had a go, but I think I dealt with it very manly and tough, actually.

Let's have a little look.

LAUGHTER

OK, well, well done, Louis, for winning the point there.

Now it is time for the game everybody has been waiting for.

Finally, we are bringing together jigsaws and travel sickness.

We decided to test Matt and Phil by putting them in a car,

getting one of them to do a puzzle while one of them drives

like George Michael trying to get to Snappy Snaps before it closes.

Oh, and they are on a skid pad. It's sort of like Top Gear

but with the added intellectual element of not being Top Gear.

-I'm ready, yeah.

-Ready.

-Yeah.

Don't mess about. Right, here we go.

Steady now. Steady!

Woo hoo!

Oh, come on. I'm nearly there! No, oh.

Ah, ah!

That's a good one.

Oh, no. Oh...

I'm starting to feel slightly sick now.

Oh!

APPLAUSE

How was that? How was that, watching it back?

I did feel a little bit dickie.

-Not your favourite game, then, that you play.

-No.

Well, Phil, I can reveal that you managed to get

seven pieces of Rebecca Adlington in the correct position.

-Well done, well done. Not bad.

-So, not bad. Not bad.

Why don't we have a little look at how Matt did?

Oh, Philip.

INDISTINCT

Ahhh!

Stop it!

Ahh! Phil.

Right, right, OK. What have you just done there?

Don't know, I think I've broken it.

Here we go. Kick out. Kick out.

Oh, too much power again. I've come to a stop. It's too easy for you.

-Excellent!

-Right, let's go down and do some doughnuts.

Let's go to Doughnut City.

I've done all right. I've done all right.

-Ten to one!

-Time's up.

Ooh, that's quite hot!

Come on, my old son. Daws, do you want some water?

Lovely. A lovely...

-It didn't look pleasant.

-It was horrible.

And doing David Coulthard, that's a hard puzzle to do as well,

because eight pieces of those was just his chin.

Matt... You actually managed to get ten pieces of David Coulthard.

-Come on!

-That's impressive.

CHEERING

Well, 4-1. Still all to play for.

There's plenty of points up for grabs, Phil, don't worry,

in our last game of the day, where we discover

who will be crowned the first Super Saturday champion

and who will be facing the dreaded forfeit.

For this grand finale, our two team captains

will try and describe as many sporting names and words

to their team-mates as they can in 60 seconds.

But they will have to do it whilst running on a conveyor belt

and avoiding the footballs that our two freestylers,

John and Olly, kick around them.

Phil, as you are trailing, you get to go on first.

-Oh!

-OK!

Your time starts now.

OK. Er...

Oh! The long...the long run!

-Long run!

-Swimming.

-Round England.

-Oh!

-In London. London.

-London Marathon. Marathon.

Yeah, er... What's that? It's swimming.

-BOTH: Backstroke.

-Yes.

Oh, big boxer. English.

Heavyweight. Heavyweight.

Oh, um... What's his name? With the plaits.

Yes, yes.

Lennox Lewis.

-Yes!

-He's from Canada.

-Oh, in...

In basketball, you go...

-LOUIE: Slam dunk!

-Yes! That's right. Well done.

Er... Er...

Not Arsenal. The other team in London.

-BOTH: Tottenham.

-Yes.

-Yes.

-Er...

-Take that.

-Oh, in cricket...

SHAPPI: Bat.

It's...

It's a catch... You go...

A diving catch. A diving catch.

-A diving catch.

-Yeah! There you go. Well done.

SHAPPI: Rugby!

Have another one. Go on, Phil.

Aintree. The horse race.

LOUIE: Grand National.

Grand National. Grand National. WHISTLE BLOWS

That's time up.

-Good work.

-Oh!

That was...

-That was...

-You can't get on it!

That was impressive.

You got seven right.

You got seven!

So, that takes your total to eight.

You are on four, so you just need five to win.

-Five. Just five. Just five. Just five. Come on.

-Swap places.

All right, Matt.

Let's start the conveyor belt.

-OK.

-Five...

Five to win. OK. John, Olly, let's have a little kick.

And your time starts now.

Er... Ooh! Ooh! Er, boxing, when you've had enough.

When you've had enough, you...

-Throw in the towel.

-Yes!

Yes. Oh... You...

Your... Your fav... Well...

One of the clubs where you...

CHRIS: Newcastle. Sunderland.

Yes, yes, what's the...? The end of Newcastle...

-United. Newcastle United.

-Well done.

-Oh, tennis. Tennis.

-CHRIS: Serve. Forehand.

Scottish. Scottish.

-Andy Murray, Andy Murray!

-Well done.

Well done. That's three.

-Er...

-CHRIS: Come on!

Not the referee. The guy at the end...

-CHRIS: Linesman.

-Yes.

-That's right, well done.

Er...

-CHRIS: Come on!

-That game. Women...

Basketball. Netball.

-Yes! Yes!

-Well done. Keep going.

-I'm doing this. What's this?

-CHRIS: Swimming.

-What's the stroke?

-Front crawl, front crawl!

I'm knackered!

Um...

Racing...

Bzzz! Bzzz!

CHRIS: One more!

-One more!

-Bzzz!

WHISTLE BLOWS What you doing?

Bzzz! Formula 1!

Formula 1!

It was pit stop. Pit stop.

LAUGHTER

That was amazing.

Well, I think we know how that went, don't we?

-You got six right.

-Come on!

Well done.

And Matt's team are the winners.

But, more importantly, that means, Phil,

you have to do the forfeit, and let me tell you this.

This week's is a biggie.

Phil, unfortunately, it's time for you to face your demons.

-And your demon is called Neil.

-Oh, no.

-Yeah.

What are we going to be doing, a little bit of hoovering?

-I can see the carpet here.

-No. No. No.

Please welcome British sumo wrestling champion Neil Scott.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Oh, hello.

Oh, hello!

Hello, Neil. Nice to see you, sir.

Phil, you will have to wrestle Neil

whilst trying to tell the viewers at home

what's coming up on next week's show.

-You read it off this camera there.

-That one there?

-Yes. Best of luck.

OK, then. On next week's Super Saturday, we'll be joined...

Whoa! Oh!

Ahh!

INDISTINCT SPEECH

Congratulations. Well done. All right.

Leave him alone, Neil. Well done.

A huge thanks to all our guests, to Ola Jordan, Chris Ramsey,

Shappi Khorsandi and Louie Spence, and, of course, Phil and Matt.

Also thanks to our freestylers, all our Germany and Ghana fans.

And finally, Sumo Neil.

See you next week for another Super Saturday. Enjoy the football.

Come on, Ghana

CHEERING