Episode 5 A Question of Sport: Super Saturday

There you are!

Lovely.

Welcome.

Hello, I'm Jason Manford and welcome to Super Saturday.

For the last five weeks, we've been putting Matt and Phil,

and their teams, through challenges that are even harder than

trying to spend a Scottish £50 note in a London newsagents.

Tonight is the last of the series.

CHEERING

Guys. We rehearsed this.

CROWD: Aw!

It's too late now.

We are going to go out with a massive bang.

Our teams go up against the seven-year-old golfing sensation.

Ore proves the only way is Essex

in this week's shopping centre challenge.

And Matt and Phil take to the skies

for their biggest daredevil challenge yet.

And as always, one team captain will be facing tonight's forfeit of doom.

First, it's time to welcome our guests.

On Team Dawson, from Albert Square, it's comedian Terry Alderton

and pop sensation Pixie Lott.

And with Tuffers it's Citizen Khan star, comedian Adil Ray

and our very own Helen Skelton!

CHEERING

Come on, guys.

Phil Tufnell...

Matt Dawson...

Hello, good to see you, Helen.

Adil.

Lovely!

Are we comfy?

This is it. This is the last episode. You've done very well.

I've thoroughly enjoyed myself.

-There's been some... You've had some tough challenges.

-Yes, tough...

That travelator gets me every time.

You've enjoyed the travelator as well?

I've enjoyed watching him on the travelator.

It's all over YouTube. Just get on there, it's amazing.

Helen, you've obviously been part of the show each week,

you've been taking the boys out, doing various challenges.

What's been your favourite?

I enjoyed the surfing, mainly because you had a mild concussion.

-I did.

-I also enjoyed the 4x4. I swear you cheated in that, Matt Dawson.

How could I have possibly cheated?

His balls were stuck to the roof, weren't they?

Adil, your very popular sitcom Citizen Khan, where you play

the main character -

what would he think of our ridiculousness?

MR KHAN VOICE: It's just not cricket, is it?

And this guy - who's this? Phil who?

Terry, you are sporty, you were a goalkeeper, weren't you?

-I was a goalkeeper, yeah.

-For Southend.

-Yeah, Southend United.

-How long did you play for?

I played for about three years as a young man.

Of course, when I was a goalkeeper, you could only take six steps.

And I did this great save, did the Michael Jackson moonwalk.

They got an indirect free kick, scored, we lost and about three

weeks later they went, "We don't want you to play for us any more."

You must have got a laugh out of it...

I got a massive laugh out of it.

-"I'll be a comedian instead."

-I'll go into comedy, yeah.

Pixie, you've had three number ones,

so are you going to be number one tonight?

-You see that, Phil? You like that?

-Definitely.

I think we've got a good chance.

We haven't got a lot of hair, but we've got a good chance.

I'll make up for it.

We look like a third of an egg box, don't we?

It's like your doing a duet with Right Said Fred.

Right. Well, tonight, we've saved the worst till last.

You do not want this week's forfeit - it's horrible.

Are we up for it, teams?

ALL: Yes!

CHEERING

OK. Let's play the first game of the night.

Well, the World Cup gave us some nail-biting penalty shoot outs,

so we thought it was high time we had our own.

Before each of you take a kick,

you will have to spin around on the spot ten times.

That's easy enough, isn't it? You'll be fine!

You'll be fine - that's how you spend most of your Friday nights!

Why don't we start with your team, Matt? And as you're the captain...

-I can nominate someone.

-No, you'll start.

We're all going to play it. So, Matt, come on up.

-Let's have a round of applause.

-APPLAUSE

Right, you've got to look up in the air and spin round ten times.

-Right.

-OK. Go! Really fast - go on.

Faster than that. Faster than that. One...

One?!

Laughter.

Right, OK. Take a penalty.

Take a penalty.

LAUGHTER

Have another go. Go!

CHEERING

That's 1-0 to Matt's team. Well done.

Ready? Up in the air. Go.

One, two, three, four, four, five...

six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Go.

LAUGHTER

That was amazing.

Why not go Pixie Lott, everybody?

CHEERING

I won't be able to do it, even without spinning.

You'll be able to do it. Spin round ten times. In the air...

One...

Don't be giving it... Come on, now.

Come on, you cheat.

Go on. Go!

Four, five, six, seven, eight - now go.

Take your penalty. Take your penalty.

I feel drunk.

Oh! Unlucky. Well done.

That was... You did well there.

Helen, come on.

SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT

I've got such nice shoes on.

Right, in the air.

One, two, three, four, five,

six, seven, eight, nine, ten...

Go! Go! Go!

It's that way. It's that way.

You can do it!

You're nearly there.

Oh!

APPLAUSE

It's all right. It's all right.

Terry Alderton, everybody. Come on up, Tel.

-Do you want me to hold them?

-Would you mind?

-Is that going to help or hinder?

-Dunno!

In the air. One, two, three...

Faster, faster!

Go on. Faster.

Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Go!

Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

-APPLAUSE

-Good strike, son!

OK, last up - Adil Ray.

1-1.

This is for the win.

This is for the win, Phil's team.

Right. Up in the air. Ten - go.

One, two, three, four, five, six,

seven, eight, nine, ten.

Go on. Go! Go! Go! Come on!

CHEERING

Well done, brother.

Whoa, whoa, whoa - you're not getting away with that.

You're not getting away with that.

Oh, no, no, no!

Head up. Head up.

Oh, hello! Come on.

One, two, three, four, five...

-Get your head up!

-..seven, eight, nine.

-Go!

-Go!

Go on, go on, hit it!

LAUGHTER

-Well done.

-At least you hit it.

At the end of the penalty shoot out, Phil wins the points!

CHEERING

-My head's still spinning.

-I feel sick.

My stomach...

Who shall we watch?

I think Phil's was a cracker for me.

That was my favourite, I think.

He's got his thinking face on. He's got his thinking face.

Went the wrong way!

LAUGHTER

Norman Wisdom!

I nailed it though, didn't I?

You're all right there.

LAUGHTER

I had a go. I had a go.

I'm not supposed to be doing that.

For the last four weeks, Helen has been on hand to put Matt

and Phil through their paces. You enjoyed yourself doing that?

-Yeah, I have. Yeah.

-It's been exciting to watch some of the different ones.

You couldn't make this week's challenge,

cos you're here, which is a shame, cos it's a cracker.

I sent the boys a little message to make sure

they knew what was going on.

-Right then, Daws, aerodrome, beautiful day.

-Beautiful planes.

I reckon we're going to be doing a bit of flying.

You're dressed up for the occasion as well.

-Like Tom Cruise!

-Morning, guys.

-Morning.

-I've got this for you.

-Fantastic.

-PLANE ENGINES ROAR

'Morning, Matt and Phil. This is Blade One.

'For today's Super Saturday sporting challenge,

'you'll be joining my team and I up here.'

Here they come.

Oh, no!

Not the loop-the-loop! Not the loop-the-loop!

-What's he doing!?

-That's awesome.

-Keep it steady.

I feel slightly sick!

-Look, they are low.

-Straight at us.

Look out!

THEY LAUGH

-Boys, that was brilliant.

-Awesome, boys.

I've got an envelope here from Jason, I think

one of you's got to open it, read it and find out what you're up to.

-"Matt and Phil."

-Hello.

"Today, you will be taking to the skies.

"Once airborne, you will both

"receive an identical set of questions.

"For each question, your pilot will perform an incredible manoeuvre."

Yes. Seen that.

"By the time he has completed the manoeuvre,

"you must have given as many correct answers as possible.

"Any answers you both say will cancel each other out."

-So we look for the weird and wonderful one?

-Yes.

The obscure one.

But it does say from Jason, "Good luck. Enjoy the loop."

BOTH: Thanks, Jason.

Right, it is squeaky-bum time.

Not even in the air yet.

MUSIC: "Paradise" by Coldplay

Let's go!

Let's do it!

Oh, my word! Look at this. What a day.

INDISTINCT

-Oh.

-Here we go then.

-Yeah.

-Are you ready?

-Yes.

Name American Football teams that have an animal in their name.

Eagles.

Rams.

Um, Bears.

Lions.

Jaguars.

Um, Packers.

Rams.

Um, Lions. Bears.

Colts.

Bengals.

Seahawks. Falcons.

Uhh... Rams. Oh...

Well done. That's it. Your time is up.

-Go now?

-Here we go.

HE SCREAMS

Chicago Bears.

The Lions - Detroit Lions.

The Rams! The Rams! The Rams!

Seahawks. Is that an animal? Is the seahawk an animal...?

HE SCREAMS

What about the Dolphins.

Dolphins. Dolphins. Dolphins.

-That's it. That's your time up.

-Dolphins.

APPLAUSE

My word!

Dolphins! The Dolphins!

What about the Dolphins?

What about the...?

Nobody think of the Dolphins! Amazing!

Well, I can tell you that the results of that question was

a win for Phil, with five unique answers...

CHEERING

..compared to Matt's one.

You had one unique answer.

I think that was the Dolphins, the Dolphins, the Dolphins!

Let's go back and see how you did on question two.

Name a European city that has hosted the Summer Olympics.

Barcelona.

London.

Moscow.

Paris. Munich.

Berlin.

Berlin.

Berlin, Paris, Munich.

London. Milan. Rome.

-Here we go...

-Oh...! Ah-ha...

Rome. Milan. Paris.

-London.

-HE SCREAMS

HE LAUGHS

Well done. Well done, mate. That's your time up.

You've done it. You've done it.

Aargh! London.

Paris.

Stockholm.

Erm... Rome.

Berlin. Moscow.

Munich.

Helsinki.

Barcelona-a-a-a-a...

HE SCREAMS

-Ah!

-That's it.

Ah!

APPLAUSE

Oh, my word.

That was...

There was a lot of 'A's there at the end of Barcelona.

Barcelona-a-a-a-a....

You had to name European cities that have hosted the Olympic Games.

Phil, you fell into the trap of repeating yourself.

Just a bit. Munich!

Munich!

Matt cancelled out all of Phil's answers, plus you answered

Stockholm and Helsinki, which means that you win that round.

Come on.

CHEERING

We do have to go for a decider, for another trip up into the sky.

-You ready, Phil?

-Yes.

OK. This one is - name England's team in the 1966 World Cup Final.

OK.

Gordon Banks.

Bobby Moore. Alan Ball.

-Geoff Hurst.

-Here we go.

-Martin Peters.

Urm...

Hunt.

Nobby Stiles.

Oh, my word! Um...

Nobby Stiles.

Cohen.

Who's in the midfield?

Oh, Alan Ball.

Peters, Hurst, Moore.

Oh...

That's your time up, mate. Well done.

OK. Here we go.

Aargh. Bobby...Charlton!

Eddie Charlton.

Gordon Banks.

Gordon Banks!

Geoff Hurst. Geoff Hurst.

Peter...

Peter...

Oh, Cohen! George Cohen.

Shreeves! Shreeves!

Alan Ball!

Ball...

Oh, well done, lads.

Eddie Charlton?!

Eddie Charlton?!

That moment in the 1966 World Cup...

He thinks it's all over...it is now!

It was the most famous match from 1966

and you had to name the winning team.

Phil, how did you forget Bobby Charlton?

Bobby Charlton. Both of them played, didn't they?

-You forgot completely!

-Sir Bobby.

Got Bobby Moore.

I got Moore.

-I didn't get Bobby Moore, did I?

-How can you forget...?

-Sorry.

-Anyway, it all comes down to this -

who had the most unique answers?

-Tuffers, you got four.

-Not bad.

-Matt, you only got one.

-Oh, come on!

-The points go to Phil's team!

CHEERING

Another week, another potential shopping centre ban for Ore.

For the last of his little jaunts we sent him

off to the land that fashion forgot - Essex.

Jason, hi.

This week, we have travelled down south in search of a true

champion, who'll be hoping to prove that the only way really is...Essex.

We have made our way to The Lakeside Shopping Centre to get some guys

and gals to play our little game called Don't Let Me Down.

Here's what they'll be getting up to.

'One fully inflated gym ball.

'One small wooden box.

'The game - to deflate the ball as fast as possible, by any means,

'and squeeze it into the box.'

And that's...

how it...

is done.

So, that went well. Different approach needed, I reckon.

Let's see what the locals make of it. Microphone, please!

Thank you.

Would you mind popping over to my little

area in the middle of the shopping centre and playing a little game?

-It's not a real sport, technically...

-Where is this going, though? On TV?

-Maybe.

-Oh, no!

-What's your name?

-Claudia.

-Claudia, have you got five minutes...

-Yes, I have.

-..to play a little game in the middle

-of the shopping centre?

-Yes, definitely.

Off you go!

Get in the zone. Good one.

That's it, that's it!

I mean, that is a grip! That's a grip and a half!

You're putting her off, man!

How keen are you to deflate a gym ball

in my little game area over here?

-Very keen.

-Are you? Well, that isn't the answer I was expecting!

Deflate that ball!

That's it, I mean, we are taking the slow approach here, but I like it.

I'm expecting her to kick in a gear...any time soon.

That's... Oh, now we are talking! Now we've got the squat on.

I don't know if you know, but it is a timed challenge.

But in your own time.

Did we shut the box, Mark?

I don't know what kind of view you're getting, but this is as close as I want to get!

In your own time, Chantelle. You crack on.

And the lid goes down... Does it? Yes, it does!

Well, we've had a great day here in Essex,

but there can only be one champion.

Back to you in the studio to find out, who was the fastest deflator?

Well done.

Thanks to the people of Essex. The old gym ball deflate technique.

All right, teams, so, in order to have a good idea of how long you

think it takes to deflate the ball, why don't we let someone have a go?

-Terry, do you fancy a go?

-Yeah, yeah.

Let's have a ball. There you go. Oh, careful!

-It's really funny, actually...

-Southend have just rang!

-We need some more pies... Um...

-Go, go, go!

-Is this pre-watershed?!

-It is a family show.

Right, OK, you've done enough. Well done.

That was impressive work, well done. Not bad, not bad.

Not bad!

Now, it took Terry over a minute to do that.

So, how long do you think our champion in Essex did?

They also had to get it so small, it had to go into a really small box.

THEY CONFER

Why don't we have a look at our winner? Here he is.

Here's our winner. This is Steve. He's 31.

He's the same height as me, same age as me.

Former ice hockey player.

I can tell you that the average time taken by the people of Essex

was 3 minutes 10.

-So, right, pop your numbers down.

-I'm happy with that.

-All right.

OK, let's have a look. Matt, can you reveal your answer?

I can reveal that we think

-115 seconds.

-So, 1 minute 55.

And what have you gone for?

We are very similar.

-1 minute 45.

-Phil has gone for 1.45.

Let's go back to Ore and find out if either of you are right.

Play the game!

Now... Oh, space hopper technique! Yeah!

She... She's giggling. That's a very proud father, right there.

That's a very proud father. Now we're getting down.

Now we've got some WWF going on here! That's it.

-This is now the Superman.

-We are flying high! You're doing very well.

Don't lose the concentration, come on, buddy, that's it.

Every last drop. Come on, Steve, you've got this.

We are looking good, in the box, put it down! All right!

That is pretty good.

It was 1 minute 59, which means, Matt, you were closest.

You get the points for that round!

CHEERING

Let's have a round of applause for Steve, who's in the audience as well. Well done, Steve.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Brilliant. And a massive thanks to Ore for nipping to the shops for us

every week. OK, let's crack on with the next game.

Now, with the British Open finished this weekend,

we thought it was time for a spot of golf.

Proper golf, not the one I play, with the windmill

and the clown's mouth. Although I am brilliant at that.

So, I thought we needed some expert help.

Please welcome a fantastic golfer, who is currently eight under...

Sorry, under eight.

Please give a huge round of applause for seven-year-old Jayden Phipps!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

How are ya?

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

I was going to ask what golfers you look up to,

but I imagine it's all of them, cos you're only three foot! Who's your hero?

-Tiger Woods.

-Tiger Woods, yeah, he's pretty good, isn't he?

And do you know any of these famous faces?

Tiger Woods!

We are going to have a little demo of your expert golfing skills,

so, get yourself on the yellow one there, my friend,

-let's have a little watch of Jayden.

-Go on, Jayden, here we go.

-Come on, baby!

-Here we go.

Ooh!

Ohh!

Nailed it, nailed it!

Whoo!

OK, this game is simple.

Get it right and Jayden can take the putt for you, get it wrong

and you'll have to do it yourself. OK? I know, yeah!

OK, we'll start with the first category, the yellow section.

Matt's team.

-Who won the 2013 yellow jersey at the Tour de France?

-2013?

-Yes.

-Was...Chris...Froome?

-Can't help you with that one.

It was Chris Froome. So, Jayden gets to take your shot.

Take it away, Jayden!

Oh, well done!

Good lad! Good lad! Here we go.

All right. OK. Phil, in Rugby Union...

Leave this one to you, Phil, we're off!

..if a player is shown a yellow card,

for how many minutes do they get sin binned?

-Um...

-Go on, Helen?

-10.

-It is 10, well done!

You'd have let yourself down there if you'd got that wrong. OK.

Quiet on the course.

-That looks good.

-Yes!

-There we go.

-Unbelievable.

Two for two, two for two! Next, it's the black section. Matt's team.

In which city did Roger Black win Olympic silver?

-I think... It was either Atlanta or Barcelona.

-I think it's Barcelona.

-You going with Barcelona?

-I think it is, but don't...

That's what's in my head.

Barcelona-a-a-a-a-a!

I think we'll go with Barcelona.

It's Atlanta.

Which one of your team-mates, or yourself, is going to take the putt?

I mean, Terry did get it wrong.

-Yeah, Terry, are you willing to make amends?

-Yeah, OK.

-OK.

-Go on, Terry!

-Grab yourself a club.

You'll need one of these, pal, that's a child's one. There you go.

OK...

OK, come on.

Oh, the tension!

ADIL COUGHS LOUDLY

Ohh! All right, OK.

Which Dutch player scored for Arsenal in the 1998 FA Cup final?

Could be Overmars, but I bet it's Bergkamp... Could be Overmars.

-OK, Dutch...

-Dutch.

Bergkamp or Overmars, it sounds like you're going for.

Bergkamp or Overmars.

-I don't know either, and I'm going to say Bergkamp.

-OK.

She's going Bergkamp.

-It's Marc Overmars.

-Ohh! See?

-Sorry!

-It's only fair that Pixie has a go.

-Here we go.

-Come on, Pixie.

-Right.

I haven't done this for ages!

I'd probably start watching golf if Pixie played.

OK. Not too harsh, not too soft...

Follow it through...

Oh, that's... Come on!

Ohh!

Nice try, nice try.

In which year did Red Rum win his third Grand National?

Oof! Good luck!

I can't get '76 out of my head, for some reason.

-You should probably try.

-Should I? '76?

No, you should probably try and get it out of your head.

-Should we go one higher?

-I think you probably should.

-What about...

-What? What are you going for?

-'70...

7.

Yay! There we go. That was tense!

Take your time, my friend, don't you worry.

-Oh, oh, oh...

-That's in.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Great stuff!

OK, that is 2-1 for Matt's team, although he's got

a bit of paperwork to fill out, now you've picked up Jayden.

Phil's team. Last question.

What does a red flag denote on Formula One?

Stop the race.

-Stop the race...

-The race is stopped. Correct, well done.

OK, Jayden, this is to tie the game.

Come on.

-Yes, that's in!

-Yeah!

-Oh, yes!

CHEERING

Very good.

Very good.

Jayden, that was fabulous. Well done, my friend.

Let's have a massive thank you for Jayden. This is Jayden.

Give a big thank you for Jayden, what a star.

Remember that name, remember that name.

And if that inspired you to take up golf, then get online to...

..for loads of ideas about activities in your area.

OK, at the end of the game, the score stands,

thanks to Jayden,

at 3-2 to Phil!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

OK, so we're on to the final game of our final show.

Who will be our last Super Saturday champion

and who will be facing the dreaded forfeits?

So, I thought, before we all go on our holidays,

we'd get into the holiday spirit and we can throw beach balls

at our captains and anything else you might find on a beach.

Matt, as you are trailing considerably,

we thought you could go first.

-Why, thank you.

-Why, thank you. So, let's start the conveyor belt.

-Oh.

-Teams, get ready.

-All right!

All right, your 60 seconds starts now.

-OK, I'm running to the end of the race and...

-Finish line.

-Yeah, there's two of those with a camera...

-Picture.

The end of a race.

-Oh, move on!

-Horse race.

-No, what do you call it?

The end of a horse race and it's really close.

-Photo finish.

-There you go, photo finish.

LAUGHTER

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Northern...!

Northern Irish.

Nor...

Northern Iri...

Northern Irish golfer, curly hair!

Ooh.

-Rory McIlroy.

-Yeah!

-Oh, get out of it!

-No.

-OK. What's this?

-Hand.

What does Jason pretend to do in his real job?

-Stand-up.

-Yeah.

-So, it's a...

-WHISTLE BLOWS

-Handstand.

-Handstand, well done!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

OK, OK, come back, come back in.

Good work, well done. That was harsh.

CHEERING

-I'll tell you what.

-I'm surprised you didn't get involved in that.

No, I'm nice, but to be honest, Adil was doing such a great job.

-He was throwing things at your feet!

-Tactics.

-That's the whole point, isn't it?

-Well, you scored three points.

-Oh, did I?

-Yeah, disappointing.

-Not great.

-Good effort.

-Phil?

-That's a good effort.

-Up you get.

-Come on, Philip.

Come on, my son! Come on, Phil!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-OK.

-Can we just say they shouldn't go for the feet? That's dangerous.

JASON LAUGHS

I think you might have made a rod for your own back there, pal.

Eh, let's start the conveyor belt.

OK, your 60 seconds starts now.

What are you doing?

In boxing, what's that?

-Uppercut.

-Uppercut, well done.

Not the face. Not the face, Dawson.

Eh, what's...?

It's a Rugby League team in Yorkshire.

Leeds Rhinos.

Leeds Rhinos, well done, yeah.

Oh, the, um...

PHIL PANTS

Come on!

Em, they got perfect sixes ice dancing.

-Oh, Torvill and Dean!

-Correct.

In football, if you're not...

LAUGHTER

-Come on!

-Come on, Phil!

-If you're not what?

-If you're not onside, you're...?

-BOTH:

-Offside!

-Yes!

No, you're not having that one. Next.

-A helmet!

-Yes, correct.

Come on, Phil, what's wrong with you?!

LAUGHTER

Get back up!

Get back up! Come on! Come on, Phil!

WHISTLE BLOWS

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

OK, come on back, Phil, well done.

-Well done, mate.

-Come on, pal.

Why did nobody think of the Dolphins?!

How'd you think you did there?

I just kept getting whacked by that dolphin.

Or a golf club kept hitting me in the face.

You needed three, you got four!

CHEERING

So, that's the end of the show

and tonight's Super Saturday victors are Phil's team!

Congratulations.

CHEERING

Which means that Matt...

-Again!

-..will be taking our forfeit and, as it's summer,

we thought we'd have a very special Super Saturday barbecue.

Oh. Oh, I'm good at cooking.

We have here a great deal of extremely hot coals.

In fact, they're currently about 1,236 degrees...centigrade.

No, Fahrenheit, luckily. Well, luckily for you.

And apparently skin burns at 300 degrees.

LAUGHTER

Your job is simply to walk barefoot from one end to the other.

Nice and easy.

Now, remember, kids, this is extremely dangerous.

Do not do this at home.

Only an idiot...would do this.

Luckily, it's not Phil cos his sweat's flammable.

LAUGHTER

-It's been lovely working with you. Absolute treat.

-Is that it?

-Off you go.

-You're just...

Let's have a round of applause for Matt Dawson!

APPLAUSE

OK. Here we go.

I can't actually believe I'm doing this, this is absolutely crazy.

Ooh, it's nice and cool on the grass, innit?

Yeah, enjoy that while you can.

Breathe in deep and get that voice inside your head going, "Rrgh!"

-Rrgh!

-Come on, guys, let's have a round of applause!

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Come on, let's get it going!

MATT SQUEALS

Oh!

He did it! You did it!

Thanks to all our guests, Terry, Helen, Pixie, Adil

and, of course, Phil and Matt Dawson!

That was impressive.

I hope you enjoyed the series. I'll see you next time.

Here to sing us out,

it's the wonderful Pixie Lott and Lay Me Down!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

MUSIC: "Lay Me Down" by Pixie Lott

# You see me howling at the moon

# It's what you taught me to do

# Mmmm

# I'm chasing stars just to get back closer to you

# You see the ashes by the fire

# Fire

# The only life that I knew

# Mmmm

# I touched the flame just to get back closer to you

# Show me the way

# I've done travelled too far

# With a cross on my back

# And a hole in my heart

# Now you say

# There's no love to be found

# When six feet down

# And I thought that'd make me closer to you

# Why don't you lay me down?

# Lay me down, lay me down

# Won't you lay me down?

# Lay me down closer to you

# Why don't you lay me down?

# Lay me down, lay me down

# Won't you lay me down?

# Lay me down closer to you

# Mmmm

# You hear me beating at the door

# What else you want me to do?

# Whoa-oh

# You got me crawling up the walls to get closer to you

# Yes, you do

# Show me the way

# I've done travelled too far

# With a cross on my back

# And a hole in my heart

# Now you say

# There's no love to be found

# When six feet down

# And I thought that'd make me closer to you

# Why don't you lay me down?

# Lay me down, lay me down

# Won't you lay me down?

# Lay me down closer to you

# Why don't you lay me down?

# Lay me down, lay me down

# Won't you lay me down?

# Lay me down closer to you

# Whoa-oh

# Whoa-oh

# Closer to you

# Whoa-oh

# Show me the way

# I've done travelled too far

# With a cross on my back

# Hole in my heart

# Now you say

# There's no love to be found

# Six feet down

# And I thought that'd make me closer to you

# Whoo-ooh-ooh

# Whoa

# Why don't you lay me down?

# Why don't you lay me down?

# Won't you lay me down?

# Closer to you

# Why don't you lay me down?

# Lay me down, lay me down

# Won't you lay me down?

# Lay me down closer to you

# Why don't you lay me down?

# Lay me down, lay me down

# Won't you lay me down?

# Lay me down closer to you

# Why don't you lay me down?

# Lay me down, lay me down

# Won't you lay me down?

# Lay me down closer to you

# Why don't you lay me down?

-# Lay me down, lay me down

-Ooooh

# Won't you lay me down?

# Lay me down closer to you. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE