Episode 4 A Question of Sport: Super Saturday

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Hello. I'm Jason Manford, and welcome to Super Saturday.

The big question on this show is -

how many extreme, silly and knackering

things we can make our team captains Matt Dawson and Phil Tufnell do.

It turns out - loads. They've not even got an agent.

This show is packed full of challenges that are all

harder than trying to find gravy in a London chippy.

"We don't do it, mate. We just don't do it."

And chock-full of tasks that are even more painful than

kneeling on a bit of Lego.

We've all been there, haven't we? Nasty. Worse than childbirth, man.

So here is what's coming up on tonight's show.

You better take cover - Dodgeball UK are in the studio.

Matt and Phil head off-road and try and keep their balance.

Don't look down,

it's going to be a real cliff-hanger on the climbing wall.

At the end of the show,

our losing team captain will have to face our secret hideous forfeit.

AUDIENCE OOHS

Yes. Not even patronising, that.

Definitely something to look forward to.

But first it's time to meet the brave souls

who'll be taking them all on.

Joining Matt Dawson, it's twinkle toes himself - Anton du Beke,

and Olympic gold medallist the lovely Rebecca Adlington.

Alongside Phil Tufnell,

it's everyone's favourite Welshman - Gethin Jones,

and the face the whole country loves to wake up to -

BBC Breakfast's Louise Minchin.

CHEERING

Come on. Come and have a sit down. Come and have a sit down.

Madam. Madam. Sirs. Lovely, lovely.

Welcome. How does this compare to the Breakfast one?

I think when you finish with this sofa, we'd like to borrow it.

-It's got a nice feel to it.

-Oh, well, we'll need this for series two.

Matt, do you think you've landed on your feet with your team?

An Olympic gold medallist and a fabulous dancer on your team.

You said "and a fabulous dancer" a little bit negatively.

Not at all, not at all.

I think you'll find it's THE dancer on television.

He is absolutely bang on. Although he's never got a ten.

AUDIENCE: Aw!

Well, you've certainly got the confidence to be a sportsman.

What do you think you're going to bring to this team, Anton?

Sartorial elegance is my thing.

And hair.

Rebecca, four Olympic medals. That's more than the whole of Tonga.

CHEERING

Pretty impressive.

Yeah, they've only got one.

If you need that for a pub quiz,

Rebecca Adlington has more medals than Tonga.

We've watched you compete and get over some amazing obstacles.

You're phenomenal. You've been phenomenal.

The most difficult, that's the one I want to talk about,

I'm sure you don't want to talk about it now,

but dealing with Joey Essex - what was that like?

It's like being with Anton. Exactly the same.

I've never been so humiliated in all my life.

In the same sentence as Joey Essex.

I thought we were getting on so well.

Matt, you are properly competitive, aren't you?

-HIGH-PITCHED TONE:

-Well...

-I bet you have races with people in the street

without them even knowing that they're in a race, don't you?

-Do you do that?

-Do you not do that?

I'm going to get to that lamp post before him, and then celebrate.

In the shops with the trolley.

"In your face!" They didn't even know they were in a race.

They don't, they don't.

Louise, you are, of course, up bright and early every morning.

What time do you get up?

-It was 3.40. I've just moved it to 3.41.

-Oh, you treat yourself.

-An extra minute.

-A little lie-in.

It makes all the difference.

Are you not worried a little bit that your tiredness

-might affect your game play?

-I'm very worried about that.

-Are you?

-Yeah, but I'm going to try hard, Phil. Is that OK?

-No problem.

-You've got Gethin. You're a sporty chap.

-I love a lie-in.

I only got up an hour ago.

You're a massive Welsh rugby fan.

Is it a bit bristling being so close to Matt right now?

Is that going to drive you forward to win?

We all know Wales vs England in the rugby is always huge.

I know how competitive he is.

Yeah, I'm ready to rugby tackle him right now.

-I think we won last time, didn't we?

-Can't remember, mate.

I'm fairly sure.

Our teams sound fired up.

We've got a little Welsh versus England rugby rivalry going on.

Will Olympian Adlington be able to capitalise on Minchin's early start?

Let's find out as we head over to the Super Saturday gaming area

for the first of tonight's games.

Right, let's kick off the show in dramatic style and see

if our guests have got a head for heights.

On the Super Saturday Climbing Wall are flags of the countries

that made it to Brazil.

However, somehow the flags got separated from their names

and it's up to the teams to take turns to try

and match up the correct names to the flags.

They'll have 90 seconds to do it.

This is going to be chaos. Are you good at flags? Do you know flags?

Quite a tough...

I think climbing's a little bit more important than flags.

-Do you think so?

-Yeah.

-What about you guys?

It's bigger than I thought.

25 foot. 7,630mm,

just to make it sound scarier.

It looks to me like it's leaning over as well.

-Yeah, it is.

-It is?!

-Yeah.

No, it's not. It's not. It's perfectly straight and safe.

Matt's team, are you confident?

We're just trying to work out some tactics.

OK, well, why don't you all go and get connected to the wall.

Right. OK.

Where do you want to go?

Don't forget, by the way, you can put this team off.

Well, I've never seen anyone climb a wall in a blazer before.

LAUGHTER

-Blue Team, are you ready?

-No.

-Tough luck.

Your 90 seconds starts now.

Look at them go.

I'd start at the top, I think.

REBECCA: Argentina?

Keep going.

-ANTON: South Korea.

-South Korea's at the top!

-Argentina.

-Yeah, right at the top. Go on.

South Korea's at the top.

What have you got, Rebecca?

Spain, who's got Spain?

ANTON: Who's got Argentina?

Rebecca's got Argentina.

Go on, pass it over.

Careful.

Cameroon?

-What have you got?

-Have you got Ghana? America. Where's America?

Have you got USA at the top?

Go on, Matt.

Right to the top. Help Rebecca out.

REBECCA: I haven't got one.

CHEERING

ANTON: Give me Ecuador.

You're halfway through. Halfway through.

Yeah, that's it. USA.

CHEERING

That'll do, that'll do.

-Korea.

-Keep going.

-Korea.

Oh, no!

You've dropped it.

They don't stick.

They do stick. Get yourself up there.

Come on.

Come on, get up there.

Above it. Above the flag.

END OF ROUND WHISTLE

Oh, that's time up.

Come on down, Anton.

Well done. Well done, Blue Team.

Tough going.

-That was tough.

-Tough going. You did well there.

-You were robbed.

-I was robbed.

Look, let's see how you did. You got USA, South Korea right at the top.

-Impressive.

-That was Anton, well done.

-Argentina.

Again, that was Anton.

And we'll give you Italy.

They did put it on there, to be fair.

What's it like when you're at the top, there?

For me, it doesn't look too bad.

It's a lot more difficult holding things and climbing up them

without your hands.

Rebecca, are you good at heights generally?

I don't think you went past Ecuador.

Well, that's cos I was waiting for it, and then this didn't stick.

-I've given you the point, let it go.

-No. I'm bitter.

They'll get theirs to stick.

She's not competitive in any way.

My God. Well, Matt's team have had a go, so it's now Team Tuffers.

You know what to do. You've got four to beat to claim the points.

Red Team, go and get yourselves harnessed up.

OK, Red Team, your 90 seconds starts now.

Off you go.

-What have you got? Netherlands.

-I've got Uruguay.

-Who's got Netherlands?

-I've got Belgium.

Have you got Netherlands?

Give me Belgium.

Belgium.

-Have you got Netherlands?

-Yeah.

Who's got Algeria?

Yeah, that's Belgium. There you go.

-Algeria.

-Algeria? I don't know where Algeria is.

Where's Algeria?

Haven't you got it there?

Algeria's just there.

Right up to the top for Portugal, Louise. Go on, Gethin.

Oh, no.

No, no, no.

Where's Germany?

Come on, here we...

Well done, Louise. Go on, Louise. Oh, no!

Oh, no.

It's all gone wrong.

It's all going wrong.

What have you done?

Who's got Brazil? Who's got Brazil?

Here, there's Brazil.

-GETHIN: Who's got the Netherlands?

-Japan!

-LOUISE: Below me.

-Below you?

GETHIN: Louise, are you still alive?

LOUISE: Yeah, I'm alive. I'm going...

Well done, Louise. You got Portugal right at the top.

I need Japan, I need Japan!

-There.

-Oh, my goodness.

-END OF ROUND WHISTLE

-Time up, time up.

CHEERING

Come on down. Well done, Red Team. Come on over.

Well done.

Well done.

Well done, team. Well done.

-Do you think you did well enough?

-Yeah, I do.

-It's a bit upside down.

-Don't worry about upside down.

-Let me tell you which ones you got right. You got Brazil.

-Yes.

-You got Germany.

-Yes.

-You got Netherlands.

-Yes.

-You got Portugal.

That's a tough group.

You got Belgium. You got five, which means...

..Tuffers gets the win. Well done.

If you like the look of our climbing wall

and fancy doing something different this weekend,

then pop online to...

There's a massive range of activities on the site

for all abilities - from the Rebecca Adlingtons of this world

to the Phil Tufnells.

So don't just sit there, get inspired and get active.

-I think we deserve a rest. Let's go and have a sit down.

-Come on.

That was impressive.

-I wasn't expecting you to sneak the win there, Phil.

-Sneak it?

Did well. The team did fantastic.

I was getting cross, cos I was looking for Greece.

"Where's Greece, we haven't got Greece?"

Then I realised it was the Uruguay flag.

They haven't given us the right names. No, we did very well.

You say that, Phil. But this was you looking for Algeria.

Algeria? I don't know where Algeria is.

-Where's Algeria?

-GETHIN: Haven't you got it there?

Algeria's just there.

Under your nose, Phil. Great.

Matt, how did you find the climbing?

Was it hard or did you just make it look hard?

It was surprisingly difficult, because it was very complex.

My brain isn't that big.

Let's have a little look at you in action.

Oh, yes.

You're like one of the outtakes from Mission: Impossible.

Time now for the part of the show where Helen Skelton

gets to put Matt and Phil through their paces

somewhere out and about in the Great British countryside.

This week, Helen has got the lads struggling

with the sort of roof-rack nightmare

that everyone who's driving their family down

to Bognor Regis this summer will face.

This is shaping up to be my favourite challenge, I think.

They've got a big 4x4 to play with,

loads of gorgeous, rolling open countryside.

A few little tricks up our sleeve, but they'll love it.

-It's a nice spot here.

-This dates back to like Domesday Book time.

-William the Conqueror.

-Yes.

-Arrow in the eye.

-Is that a fork in the eye?

-CAR HORN BEEPS

-Oh, crikey.

-Hello, chaps.

-How are we?

-Well. And you both?

-Yes.

What do you think of Rockingham?

-Lovely.

-Your type of place, this, isn't it?

-You know me well.

This is just the tip of the iceberg, though. They've got loads of land.

There's a big off-road course.

For your Super Saturday challenge,

you are going to get to take one of these off piste.

-Brilliant.

-Jump in.

-Come on.

-Let's do it.

Now we've seen our captains have a play, we know they're safe, kind of.

Let's see how they get on with the actual challenge.

-Right, we've got to get this vehicle round the course in one piece.

-Cool.

Added to that, there is a roof rack full of balls on top of here.

-I've seen that.

-There's 75 balls in there - rugby balls, footballs.

-Ping pong balls.

-Tennis balls.

Whichever captain gets back to the start line

-with the most balls is the winner.

-OK.

I'm braced, ready to go.

-Yeah.

-Seat belt's on.

-OK.

Now, children, children, I want no squabbling.

OK? Please, I'm just trying to concentrate.

You are old enough to be our dad.

Ooh, that's nasty.

-That's nasty.

-Three, two, one, go.

LAUGHTER

Is that as fast as you're going to go?

Not the lightning start we were hoping for.

-Listen, you've got to be precise on off-road.

-Oh. Oh, no!

-The basketball's just gone.

-Oh, no.

-Come on.

-It's gone into the water, that.

-It's all right. Oh, you've lost...

-Well, that's a massive dip.

-Oh, there's another basketball.

They're not favourites, the basketballs. They don't like it.

Hold on, Tuffer's Trench coming up here. Looks a little bit sticky.

Oh. Oh.

Whoa.

Loads have gone. Loads have gone. Oh, no way!

You haven't lost a single tennis ball yet.

Careful, now. We're going to lose a few here. Oh!

-Oh!

-Steady, steady.

-Oh.

-Steady.

Oh!

We're not going to flip this, are we?

Axle twisters.

Oh, it's a big one. That's a big one. Something must have gone there.

Nothing's gone, you're good. POPPING

-ALL: Oh!

-What was that?

What was that? I've grounded something there.

-That did not sound good.

-Just keep driving, keep driving.

-Oh, something's gone there.

-You burst a football.

A basketball's gone. Basketball's gone.

You burst a football, that's what you did.

-Oh, I burst a football.

-Oh, you have. You have.

-You've gone on the football.

-Oh, I've lost loads there.

-It's just a trail of destruction.

-Oh, no.

-Here's the finish line.

-Here's the finish line.

And finished!

Sprint finish.

APPLAUSE

I thought you did brilliantly well. Brilliantly well, Tuffers.

Do you think it made it harder having Matt in the car?

HE MUMBLES

"Oh, there's another one gone."

Don't blame me for your terrible driving.

-How many do you think you kept up on the roof?

-Not many.

-Ten.

Half a dozen.

-Half a dozen.

-Let's say 12. 12.

Well, I can tell you that out of 75 balls on your roof rack...

you managed 36.

-36, not too bad.

-36?!

-36?!

-36, yeah.

-Were there balls inside other balls there?

There was a lot of tennis balls wedged in, to be fair.

Right, let's have a look at how Mr Competitive got on.

-Are we ready?

-Yeah.

-Rock'n'roll?

-Yeah.

-Stop it.

What does that button do?

That's the ejector seat.

-Feel free to put your foot down.

-What are you talking about?!

This is a precision sport.

Go on, go on.

-Oh, he's lost nothing.

-Come on!

He's lost nothing.

-Oh, no. No, it's gone.

-Yes! Yes.

-Yes, get in there.

-That's two basketballs.

Oh, two basketballs as well.

You see, you put me off there.

PHIL SNORES

LAUGHTER

Oh, come on, Grandad. Come on, son. Get up the hill.

Eh, I've got an appointment tomorrow.

Come on, now. Come on, the trench.

You've done well, you've only lost about three balls.

Get revenge. Come on, the trench.

-That's control. Control, control. Control.

-Go for it.

-Oh, leave off.

-There you go.

MATT CHEERS EXCITEDLY

LAUGHTER

You only lost one on the trench.

You've actually got to give it some to get through.

Shut up, Skelton.

I'm trying to help you, Phil.

You must have lost some.

MATT LAUGHS

Come on!

I don't believe it.

-It's down to talent. Just pure talent.

-I can't stand 4x4-ing.

I can't stand off-roading.

Oh, my word. Oh, that is ridiculously impressive.

-Are they wedged? Are they wedged in?

-Do you know what it was, Phil?

-Phil?

-What?

-It's all in the fingers.

It's all in the fingers, Phil.

Daws, on a scale of one to ten, how smug are you now?

I've got to be honest,

I was slightly disappointed that three or four came off.

He's genuinely gutted.

Look at him, look at him. Look at him, old sulky pants.

Let's go back to Jason for the results.

Do we need to?

APPLAUSE

-Do I need to apologise for being too competitive?

-Too competitive?

-Super glue.

-You made 4x4 off-roading seem like Driving Miss Daisy.

-Unbelievable.

-Oh, dear.

It's just the joy of seeing Phil's face in disappointment

is just brilliant.

You're like a funeral director driving at that speed.

I don't even know why you bothered putting your seat belt on.

All that protective clothing and you're going 2mph.

We had a fire suit on. A fire suit.

Everybody calm down and count your balls.

You might have the moral victory, but as we know in sport,

morals mean nothing.

While we dropped off, Matt only dropped eight balls,

giving him a total of 67.

Matt wins that challenge and makes the score 1-1.

Come on!

Now it's time for a game I like to call -

Things You Can Only Ask The General Public To Do

If You Have A Camera Crew With You.

This week Ore Oduba heads to Gateshead

to see what madcap shenanigans he can get the locals to join in with.

Jason, thank you.

This week I have galloped north in search of a northeast thoroughbred.

Welcome to the Metro Centre in Gateshead, where I'll be hoping to

get some of the area's finest to play our game - Under Starter's Orders.

They are going to love this one.

Three pedometers.

A jockey's cap.

One inflatable horse.

The game - to hop on the horse

and accumulate the highest pedometer score over a distance of 30 seconds.

Steamy.

You look like the perfect pair who would like to play our new game

Under Starter's Orders.

You keen to play?

-No, not at all.

-Are you sure?

-Maybe.

-That's good enough for me.

-Do you fancy playing a little game today?

-No.

-No?

-Aye, go on.

-Oh, he's a good lad.

-Even if I was to say it was an inflatable horse?

-Definitely not.

He's getting the jacket off already.

This man is keen. He is good to go. Come on.

We'll look after him.

It's all right, I've got him well insured.

She's all right.

-I'll give it a go, man.

-Yeah?

I tell you what? That's what we're in for - turning noes into yesses.

Come with me. Come on.

Cheers, pal.

It's easy when you know how.

Marcus, am I right in saying it's your birthday today?

-It is, yeah.

-Did you ever imagine that on your birthday you'd be

dressed as a jockey and riding an inflatable horse?

Not at all, no.

Well, it's a good day for all of us, then, mate. Are you ready?

I am indeed.

On your marks, steady...

..Under Starter's Orders.

This is a new technique I've not seen before, with the head wobble.

-Can Superman ride an inflatable horse?

-Yes.

-Yes?

Look at the posture on that one.

That is a beautiful horse if I've ever seen one.

She's going in and out, then she's gone.

He's lost complete control of his arms

and it looks like he's losing balance,

and he's off at the final hurdle.

I'll get someone to look after your cramp.

-Thank you.

-You've got... You've taught your daughter well.

And she's off.

Do you know what? I've rarely had more fun in a shopping centre.

OK, so we had some falls, we had the occasional non-starter,

but we had some exceptional runners, and one outstanding champion jockey.

Back to you to find out who hopped their way to glory.

Gallop.

APPLAUSE

Right, you've seen how the good people of Gateshead got on,

but before you guess how the best jockey did, I think

it's only fair that you should have a little go yourself.

So Anton, Louise,

why don't you have a little go on our little horses here.

CHEERING

Pop your hat on and your pedometer.

We'll just give you one pedometer,

not the three that they had in Gateshead.

We're just going to have a little watch of Louise.

REBECCA: Gosh, you look quite aggressive there.

We won't do the full time.

ANTON: Louise, it's like old times.

-LAUGHTER

-Are we ready?

-LOUISE: What are we doing?

-We're going to try and get as many

numbers on the pedometer as possible.

One, two, three, go!

He's dropped his pedometer. He's just doing it for no reason.

OK, I think we've got the hang of that.

-I think we've got the hang of that.

-Well done.

-Well done, guys.

A round of applause for Louise and Anton.

APPLAUSE

Take your hat and glasses off. Let me give you the scores.

I'll give you the scores.

Louise...

I'm just helping you out there. You got...

Oh, 51. 51, well done.

You did well, there.

Anton, 93, well done. Well done.

On the plus side, you probably made about 300 quid

off It's Alright On The Night. Well done.

You've experienced it for yourselves,

what number do you think our jockeys in Gateshead got,

bearing in mind that you only had one pedometer on,

they've got three -

one on the head, one on the wrist and one on the ankle.

They got 30 seconds to do it in Gateshead.

OK.

Before you write your answer down, why don't I show you our winner.

This is our man. It's Bill, 77 years young.

Well done, Bill.

A retired hospital porter. A keen swimmer, though.

REBECCA: A keen swimmer?

-This one.

-Yeah.

What you said the first time.

-That one or this one?

-That one.

Yeah, nice and big. Yeah, there you go.

Done it. Oh, Tuffers, you've put it on upside down.

What?

LAUGHTER

Right, Matt, reveal your answer for us, please.

We went with 257.

Ooh. Phil?

AUDIENCE MEMBER: Higher.

That's the wrong show.

Higher, higher, higher.

Well, we've gone for the big 270.

-He was moving on that horse.

-He's going to get tired.

He's going to get tired.

Well, he was the winner.

Let's go back to Ore, and find out if either of you were close.

Here we go, Bill. Your turn.

-Centre stage, you're under starter's orders.

-I'm ready.

And they're under way.

There goes Bill.

There goes Bill in the pink hat and the turquoise top.

He's really cracking that whip right now.

He's really giving it a go.

We're coming in to the final 20 seconds

of the race now.

He's really giving it some now.

We've got eight seconds to go.

He's drifting now, he's drifting.

This is the stuff...

This is the stuff of dreams,

of what champions are made of.

Stop right there, Bill.

Wow!

Wow!

That was a strong one.

77-year-old legendary Geordie Bill racks up an impressive 310,

so that means Phil gets the point. Well done.

CHEERING

You can thank him, because Bill is in the audience.

Where are you, Bill? There he is, over there.

CHEERING

Love it. Still wearing his jockey hat. I love that.

We offered him a train home, but he just wants to ride the horse.

Proper legend.

Thanks to the people of Gateshead for being such good sports.

I reckon our teams have had enough of a breather now. You OK?

You feel ready for the next game? OK, let's get back on the move.

CHEERING

Now when someone mentions sailing,

what are the famous names that first spring to mind?

Sir Ben Ainslie, Dame Ellen MacArthur,

Sir Francis Drake, and, of course, Captain Birdseye.

After this next game,

one of our team here will be able to add themselves

to that illustrious list,

but they won't be relying on the wind and waves to guide them.

All their power will have to come from the pedals of these two bikes.

One member of each team must pedal like mad to get their boat

and crew across the studio to win the game,

but they can make it easier for themselves.

I'll be asking the teams a question which has six answers.

You get three guesses each.

For each one you get right, you get to lighten the load

and remove a crew member from your boat.

First things first, who is going to be your cyclist?

-Matt?

-Becky.

-OK. Phil?

-Gethin.

OK, get on your bikes.

Don't pedal yet. Come on.

Let's see if your team's general knowledge

can help lighten your load.

The question is this - teams, you have to name a country that

has won more than ten Olympic sailing gold medals.

One country from you, Matt.

-Great Britain.

-Great Britain is on the list. Well done. Phil?

Australia. GETHIN: France have done pretty well.

-France.

-LOUISE: Australia.

France?

-Denmark.

-Yes.

-Yes, Denmark.

-Denmark is correct, well done.

Matt, another one.

-USA.

-USA?

-USA.

The USA are on there. Well done.

LOUISE: Why won't you say Australia?

GETHIN: This is not the time to fall out, people.

-It's got to be an island.

-It's got to have sea around it.

Australia's got a lot of sea around it.

-What?

-Not Australia, I've never seen Australia.

-Are you going Australia?

-GETHIN: (Say France, say France.)

-France.

-What?

-France is correct.

-CHEERING

-OK, one more guess.

-New Zealand.

-New Zealand.

-New Zealand.

-Is wrong.

-No.

No. ANTON: I was talking to her.

No!

So one more...

Look, they've lost one already, give me Australia.

I reckon perhaps one of the Scandinavian countries.

What?

Surfing. They do surfing, not sailing.

Right, come on, I need one quickly.

I'll get on the boat myself, and then you will be knackered.

-I'm going to be in terrible trouble now.

-Ozzie.

Wrong. Come on.

No!

So the answers were Denmark, France, Great Britain,

Norway, Spain and the USA.

We have two crew members each taken off the boats,

so you're pretty even, at least.

Let's get you off. Two members each.

You can't choose which members, by the way. That'd be hard.

Can't we get him back on the boat?

Rebecca, Gethin, are you ready?

Get set, go!

SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT

Oh, it's tight. It's tight.

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

What's going on?

KLAXON SOUNDS

Good effort, good effort.

How did you do that?

I tried to help. Come on, get off your bikes.

You absolutely nailed it, Geth.

Absolutely nailed it.

Sorry, Rebecca, I tried to help and everything. Nearly put my back out.

How did you do that? That's good skills.

I don't know.

I need one of those injury at work lawyers.

As you can see, Gethin's boat got over the finish line first.

Sorry, guys.

-Yours nearly capsized, to be fair.

-Sorry!

That means Phil takes the point, which makes it 3-1.

Hey, nailed it. Gethin Jones, that was impressive cycling.

I just want to beat Matt so much.

Did you do that for Wales?

- But you're up against a girl. - I did that for Wales.

I think we chose right. We definitely chose right.

Yeah, he absolutely nailed you, to be fair then.

-I had your help, though, thanks.

-Yeah, I know. I done my back, there.

Were you a bit disappointed in Rebecca, Matt?

-Never disappointed in my team-mates.

-It's fine to be.

-She did us proud.

(I was slightly disappointed.)

-Well, it is 3-1...

-That's disappointing.

..to Phil's team.

CHEERING

Hold on, Phil.

Pride comes before a fall, guys, so do be careful,

because this next round, either of you could win, to be fair.

Matt and Phil are going to take it in turns on the giant treadmill,

describing words and phrases for their teams to guess.

But, as ever, it's not going to be easy.

CHEERING

OK, trying to violently distract our captains this week,

please welcome members of Dodgeball UK.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Matt, since you're trailing, quite considerably...

All right, all right, don't rub it in.

..you can start on the conveyor belt first.

Let's start the conveyor belt.

-What are you doing?

-Up there.

-Hold on.

-HE WHISTLES

-Red card.

-Red card, correct.

If I was this fella.

-Jonny Wilkinson.

-He did the...

-Rugby.

-What's it called in rugby?

-World Cup final.

-Type of kick.

Drop goal.

I'm doing some gymnastics.

-REBECCA: Beam.

-That's right. What's it called?

-Balance.

-Balance beam, well done.

ANTON: Boxing.

REBECCA: Knockout.

Knockout, knockout.

American football. Howdy, co...

-Oh...

-Dallas Cowboys. Dallas Cowboys.

Well done.

Oh, he does this cycling. Brilliant.

BOTH: Bradley Wiggins.

REBECCA: Mark Cavendish, Chris Hoy.

Chris Hoy, well done.

-Keep going.

-Come on, Matt.

Come on!

I'm not swimming, but I'm in the pool.

Synchronised swimming, diving, water polo.

Water polo, well done.

END OF ROUND WHISTLE

Correct. Well done.

Very good.

I'm going to give you water polo right at the end there,

so your team got seven.

Go on, my team!

OK, so that means you need six to beat Matt's team.

Phil, get yourself up on the conveyor belt.

CHEERING

Let's start the conveyor belt.

Your 60 seconds starts now.

-Where is it? Oh, in cricket it hits you on the legs.

-Stumps.

-LBW.

-LBW.

-American football.

-HE GROANS Miners.

-Rams.

-Windy City.

The Windy City.

HE GROANS

-Buffalo...

-Chicago, Chicago...

-Chicago Bears.

-No, the other one.

-Bulls.

-Bulls, yeah.

Basketball.

-Oh, right. Karate.

-Black belt.

-Yes.

That's right, well done.

If you're playing tennis with a man and a woman, it's called...

Mixed doubles.

Welsh winger, brilliant.

-George North.

-No, just retired.

-Shane Williams.

Yes!

-What's that?

-BOTH: Surfing.

What's that?

At the beginning of a race, at the beginning of the race.

Starting blocks.

Starters blocks.

GETHIN: On your marks.

END OF ROUND WHISTLE

Very good, Phil.

-Are you all right, pal?

-Are you OK?

-My boxers slipped down.

You look like you've got a hernia. Are you all right?

Are you going to be all right?

For you to go all out on "On your marks,"

that was really impressive on a moving conveyor belt.

I wasn't expecting that.

Before we reveal our final scores,

please say a huge thank you to our dodgeballers.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

It was very, very close.

Matt's team managed to get seven correct.

Phil, you got six, which means you're this week's winners!

Now it's time for Matt to face tonight's freezing forfeit.

I would not want to be you right now.

Anyone who's ever been swimming in Whitley Bay will know exactly

how this forfeit feels. It's really easy, Matt.

All you've got to do is tell the viewers at home

-what's happening on next week's show.

-Come and do it with me.

No, I'm happy to watch. You're going to be doing it

from this freezing cold Super Saturday ice bath.

Come on, come on.

Right, OK. It can't be that cold.

No, no, no. Just relax in. Relax in. Here we go.

I'll come and sit here with you.

LAUGHTER

Oh!

-It's four degrees. Four degrees.

-Is it?

That's not freezing.

Wow, wow, wow!

Come on, get in.

MATT SCREAMS

Sit right back there. Have a sit down.

-Tell me when! Tell me when!

-Go, go.

Coming up on next week's series finale...

Oooh!

..Phil and I will be taking to the skies...

as we try answering questions in an aeroplane.

And if Pixie Lott survives the show, she'll be performing...

She will p...she will be performing her new single.

CHEERING

Come on out. Come on out.

Thanks for watching. Oh, poor guy. See you next week.