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Welcome to a look back of the best bits of a spectacular Sport Relief

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Apology for the loss of subtitles for 219 seconds

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Coming up we have got the Strictly team as you have never seen them

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before and Miranda has her own unique sporting challenge. But

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before all of that, a special What's your name? Karen. Will this

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take long? We should be a way shortly. Are you a Chelsea fan?

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I hate football. I won this in a competition and I wanted to be on

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TV. Also it would look good on my CV. Is this an important game?

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yes it is. Are you feeling confident? Yes. Right. Why do you

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No, no, she public might find. And she's got Frank Lampard. Frank

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Lampard, great. She's chatting to him. She's chatting to him? Yes.

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Maybe keep an eye on that in case she does that thing that she does.

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Own skis me, excuse me. Your Christine Bleakley, aren't you?

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Can I have an autograph? To Jake, please. Hello, I'm Pete. I'm also a

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big fan. We voted for you on Strictly. You and Ann Widdecombe.

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Could you make one to denote please. Are used supporting your other

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half? Adrian Chiles? No, we are not married. Christine is engaged to

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Frank Lampard who is a very lucky man. He is not that lucky. That

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goal was way over the line. I called the ref a Nazi stooge.

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All I know is that last weekend I heard my dad shouting that you had

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missed a goal that my granny could have scored. The we all miss the

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occasional easy one. It must have been really easy because my granny

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has got a plastic hip. We still won the game. I made the goals. That is

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nothing to boast about. You just need a few bits of wood and a net.

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It is just DIY. Try not to talk to Frank Lampard to March. He is

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trying to focus on the game. This is my mum, she fancies you. Know, I

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don't! Excuse me, madam. Yes. Really, it is a lot of big game

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pressure. I know all about big game at pressure. I play netball for the

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school. Football is much harder than netball.

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Actually, this is a real coincidence because my daughter is

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Frank's mascot today. Really? She will not forget that! Neither will

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he. Could I have two more, please, 12 Mikey and one to Josh. OK.

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know what would make Dancing On Ice really better? You are really good

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in that. If they had really thin patches of ice which the skaters

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had to avoid. They are skating along and then they plummet through

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the ice. Orde giant angry walruses. No, netball is so much harder than

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football because in netball the Net is really small and only just big

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enough to fit the ball through whereas in football, the Net is

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20,000 times bigger than the ball. It is not 20,000 times bigger.

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goals are huge. Also in netball the Net is really high up off the

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ground. It has not got a huge goal regarding it. Well, Amy Harrison is

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nearly 6 ft tall. The polar bear hunts the skaters across the ice,

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it is what TV people called jeopardy. You have got to stop her.

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I think a polar bear might pose a few health and safety issues.

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I have five pleased to know one in particular. Are you selling these?

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You see, Christine, this is part of my business start-up project for my

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economics module. But you are selling them? They could spear up

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through the eyes may be impaling someone. Look, football is

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definitely harder than netball, isn't it, lads? Of course you are

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going to say that. Have you ever played netball? Karen! Stock it!

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have, I am quite good. Stop it! Most footballers have nicknames,

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don't they? Do you have one? No. am sure my dad called you something

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when you missed that goal. It will come to me in a second. Is so 70-30,

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60-40. No, I cannot do that. Does Frank get nervous before games?

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bit. What if I gave some money to charity? Does Heathrow up? That is

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what I do when I get nervous. I am feeling a bit nervous now. There is

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a friend of mine. I am going to catch up. He you can choose the

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charity. Excuse me, Christine, this is my wife. When Frank gets nervous,

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does a huge brain starts throbbing behind his left ear? What is that

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armband, is it a fashion thing? means I am Captain. Say you are in

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charge. Does that mean if you lose the newspapers will blame you? I

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bet it does. Especially if you miss another easy one. They will

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probably stick your face on a picture of a vegetable. Frank, the

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ref does not have a mascot. He does now. So you were the ref? Are you

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feeling confident? Putting aside Frank Lampard's five

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missed penalties, what did you make of the extraordinary refereeing

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performance? The man went to pieces for some reason. It was incredible,

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he sent off seven players, plus the Chelsea mascot, he swallowed his

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own whistle and to round the day off, his shorts fell down. It was

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abysmal. Your support over the years has

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helped us change lives here in the UK and all over the world. But

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there is a lot more we can do. Take a look at this film. It is why we

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are here tonight. So many kids here are not well.

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is the most appalling thing I have ever seen. Little kids should not

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be doing this. Even now, they don't understand why he cannot come back.

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My biggest hope is that a child is strong enough to run and love.

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is rocking and Quaye sings-I have also she is a beautiful 11-year-old

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girl and she has to face this It is impossible for any parent to

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be here and not have your heart ripped out. It is unimaginable that

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Today, you could change someone's Every pound you give tonight will

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be spent in the UK or in the world's poorest countries. Tonight,

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you can change lives. Together we can change lives. Please call:,

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# if I lay here, if I just lay here, would you forget the world? Forget

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what we saw before we get to alter, just show me a garden that's

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bursting into life. All that I am, and all that I ever

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was, is here in your perfect eyes, they are all that I can see.

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I don't know where, confused about how, just know that these things

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will never change for us at all. If I lay here, if I just lay here,

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would you live with any and just CHEERING AND APPLAUSE now it is

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time to join the Strictly team. They fought the battle for the

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Strictly crown. Now, at Pinewood Studios, Harry and Josie like you

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have never seen them before. This is Strictly Come Dancing under

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water, for Sport Relief. Hello and welcome to this very special

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edition of Strictly Come Dancing. It is quite frankly one of the most

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bonkers things we have ever attempted. Strictly is going under

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water. We have built a ballroom and submerged it in a tank. Our couples

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will dance on that very watery stage. Talking of suave,

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sophisticated, leading men, here are four he would not be shaken or

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stirred. It is to Strictly judges. Our special guest beers Mark Foster.

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-- is Mark Foster. Ahoy there, boys! You look so sweet. You look

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seven. Can I call you Captain Len? What are you expecting? How excited

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are you? I am truly excited. It is a unique experience. Here I am,

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four men in a punt, getting ready to watch. I am hoping it will be

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gorgeous. How challenging is it going to be? We are all here for

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Sport Relief. At the moment Chelsee and Harry have to walk down those

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stairs and dance, it is quite hard. You have the resistance of the

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water. You have to calculate the resistance of water. Mark knows

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about it. There is the weightlessness as well. If you are

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clever you can use that weightless nursed to do fantastic, Smith

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shapes. There are pros and cons. -- witlessness. They are under water.

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Are you excited in any way? I am. I am looking forward to it all going

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very wrong. You know more than the judges, how difficult would it be

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to move under that much water? is incredibly different from doing

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it on land. You have resistance. When you are under water, you will

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be out of breath. They have mouthpieces but it will be far

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different than from on land. First up it is Harry and Aliona. Let's

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see how they got on in training. Harry and Ali owner! Winning

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strictly was absolutely amazing. When we were asked to do Strictly

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under water, we jumped at the opportunity. When I arrived at the

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underwater stage, I felt like was the main a new James Bond movie. I

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got in the water, got my scuba equipment arm. You could play the

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James Bond theme music well I am under there and that would be

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really cool! Then we started doing ballroom dancing. It is a lot

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harder. It is like moving through treacle. You cannot really

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communicate. You are doing theirs. Her dancing powers are taken away.

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Water is her kryptonite. Training for the series on Strictly, you do

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eight hours, 10 hours a day. Underwater we have managed about

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three. It is more strenuous. routine is not set so we will have

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to work really hard tomorrow. you panicking? A little bit.

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Dancing for Sport Relief, Harry # standing on the edge of for ever,

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at the start of whatever, shouting learn if at the world. We will meet

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you where the lights are. Where the panda turns around, we will ran so

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hard we will tear the ground away. Although no one understood why we

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were holding back the flirt. We were holding back the flirt. They

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said we would never danced again. Oh though no one understood, there

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was more of them than as. Wheat were holding back the full alert,

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they said we would never danced again. -- we were holding. Hold on,

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There you are. Absolutely amazing! That was gobsmacked King. You are a

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clever girl. It looked brilliant. How did it feel? Amazing! You took

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our breath away. How was it? Good fun. Loved it. Let's go to our

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guest judge. How did they cope? They were brilliant. Is there

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anything they could not do? You were like Happy feet down there.

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a good way. I have this sudden urge to dive in. I really do. Slick and

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streamlined. Truly a wander down under. Both of you were like a

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marvel of the abyss. I loved it. What did you think? You both took

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the plunge and it paid off. Clean lines. I loved it. I felt waves of

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emotion, especially when you went into the double attitude turn. It

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looked incredible. Then the fish lift and the upper body strength

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you demonstrated underwater. A one arm to press, absolutely brilliant!

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Fantastic commence from Craig. movement and the lifts were

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beautiful. 80% of all life in the world was under water and you were

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full of life. Well done! Are you happy with the comments? They were

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beautiful. When you have Craig Revel Horwood being nice, it must

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be a surprise? I have never seen him be so nice. Thank you very much.

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With the judges please reveal their scores? Mark Foster... 8. Bruno

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Tonioli. 10. Craig Revel Horwood... It nine. Len big men... 8. -- Len

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Goodman. That is the end of Part 1 of The. It was merely a drop in the

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ocean. -- End of Part one. His I am in one of the biggest slams in

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Sierra Leone. This is where most people go to the toilet or wash

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their clothes. This place is extraordinary for of all the wrong

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reasons. Thousands of the poorest of this country's people crowd into

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tiny shacks. Hello. I am John. There are eight of you. We are not

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being disrespectful but this is basically the size of a garden shed.

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You would not want to spend a night here, let alone your whole life.

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This is on the edge of a sewage filled revert that regularly flirts.

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It is hard to comprehend how they have managed to survive these

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living conditions. It turns out they have not. She has lost five

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children to preventable illnesses by living here. Some of them died

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of pneumonia and the others malaria. We do not have the money and we

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could not afford the proper medicines, so they died. How old?

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One year old, one year, six months, four mounts, five months. With

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everything that has happened to you, do you still have hope for your

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family? Yes. I still have hope because I am still alive. Maybe one

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of them will succeed and help us all. These children are battling to

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survive here. Your money is already paying for some water taps to be

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installed. There is a much bigger problem. At this moment in time,

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there are 18 toilets that work here. There are 10,900 people living here.

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That is an incomprehensible dilemma. The 11-year-old Grand daughter has

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to face this every day. Can you You can see why. Can you imagine

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asking your 11-year-old daughter to go to the toilet into the river? I

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came here to learn something that I was not expecting anything like

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this. She is a beautiful 11-year- old girl, someone's daughter, who

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has to face this cesspit every day. What a your worries for the future?

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What do you worry about? You lost your sister. You worry you will

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died too. No kid in the world should be worrying about dying.

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Kids at home worry about whether they have the right trainers on.

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This is life and death. They have to hope and you can provide the

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help. Please call. Thank you. Thank # Bring me sunshine in your smile.

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# Bring me laughter all the while. # In this world where we live there

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should be more happiness. # All the joy can give to each

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brand new bright tomorrow. # Make me happy through the years.

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# Never bring me any tears. # Let your arms be as warm as the

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sun from up above. # Bring me fun, bring me sunshine,

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Back too strict in now and let's see how Chelsee and Pasha got on. -

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- back to Strictly. Welcome back to Pinewood Studios

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for part two of Strictly Come Dancing - under water. Next to take

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the Sport Relief plunge, is Chelsee and Pasha. Here they are in

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training. I came second in Strictly Come Dancing and it would be

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amazing to have the trophy this time. We are here taking our first

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steps in underwater dancing. dreading going in there. Dreading

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it. I don't like it! I don't like going underwater.

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I can't do it! I am freaking out a little, now. I'm trying to work my

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breathing out. I am so used to breathing through my nose and it is

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weird having to get used to doing it through my mouth. The main thing

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is far as to get comfortable being underwater. It feels unnatural. I

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sometimes panic when I have been down there. It is so uncomfortable

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and scary to be under water. A completely different environment.

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knew it was going to be hard and it is hard for me. I am so proud of

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Chelsee. I don't think I can do this.

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Apology for the loss of subtitles for 219 seconds

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Dancing under water, Chelsee Healey Happy we'll be, beyond the sea. And

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Are you all right? Well done! How was it? It was amazing. Once you

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are down there, you feel that you're breathing is going OK and it

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is an amazing feeling. I love that. Did you enjoy it? Absolutely.

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Everything went the way we planned. It is such a great feeling of

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freedom down there. And I can do the splits down there and I cannot

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on dry land! It was a beautiful routine. Let's go to our judges.

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Mark, how do you think they coped? There had tables and chairs and

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champagne glasses and everything. had not seen rehearsals. Chelsee

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had problems going underwater in the beginning so to overcome that,

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it was amazing. You were amazing, sweetheart. Chelsee, you are a

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beautiful little mermaid. Enticing the seat man into your little

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kingdom. There was a moment when you were reaching over to the

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camera, it was pure Esther Williams. It was fantastic. That is the best

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compliment ever. Mr no longer grumpy and full of joy, Craig Revel

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Horwood. Sorry to disappoint. The transitions were slightly fishy. It

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was complex. It looked more like a shark attack in a feeding frenzy

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down there. But, my darling, you did a million and one steps. Be

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kept in character. I loved the use of props. Tables, chairs, champagne

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glasses underwater. Absolute heaven. Full of drama. I would say water

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heaven, darling, gorgeous! Finally, head Gedge, Len. Chelsee, my little

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water a baby. Whatever people give to Sport Relief, you have given

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more because I know you were petrified and you have come out and

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done it. I think that was amazing. You did a fantastic job. It was

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very, very well done. Yes, well done! Before we get these calls,

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let's welcome back Harry and Aliona. -- before we get this cause. Harry,

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you scored 35. We will find out what you have scored. If it is a

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tie Ben picking, otherwise known as head judge Len Goodman, will decide

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who lifts the trophy. Will the It is a tie! It is a tie! Let's go

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to Len. This is serious. Somebody does win a very beautiful Strictly

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Come Dancing Trophy. Who would you like to see win? I tied both of you.

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I gave you both and eight. Firstly, I thought Harry, the apps will --

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the actual dance was beautiful. However, I must say that I felt, as

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a dance from a celebrity underwater, Chelsee did a little bit more

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dancing. You mainly partnered, she mainly' to dance. My decision is

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for you, Chelsee and Pasha. You are the winners of Strictly Come

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Dancing - underwater! Raised it above your head. I feel stupid but

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I am made up, thank you. Congratulations. Are you delighted?

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Thank you very much. It was an incredible experience for both

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couples. Are you very happy for them? Absolutely delighted. It has

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an amazing thing to be part of and Chelsee did incredibly well to

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overcome her fears and it is an amazing thing to be part of Sport

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Relief and thank you for this opportunity. So, we have a winner.

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Please raise three for our Sport Relief Strictly Come Dancing

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From north to south, east to west, you made a difference. You why the

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best. Where the climbing, skating or swimming a mile, you always

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limbered up in truce dial. -- in true style. On riding bikes and

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fitness machines, you put on your kids and went out in teams. With

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family and friends of going alone, you did your best, you hardly

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groaned. A little or big, serious or funny,

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you got out of bed and raised loads of money.

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We thank you dearly for every penny raised.

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Now get some rest, if you are feeling quite phased.

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Thank you, thank you, we hope you've had fun.

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You are beautiful and brilliant, Time for Miranda now who seems to

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have got her wires a little bit Oh, yes, Batman played an ace the

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moment he took his tracksuit off. Such fun! He could lob his ace my

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way. Yes, I'd like a good service! That is just desperate. Where is

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Miranda? I hope she behaves herself today. I have never risk to

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exposing her in a box before. will be fine. Land of Hope and

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Glory! Why do we never know the words? The baton is a salami is

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thick, brilliant! Oh, that is brilliant bouncing. Oh,

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I am so sorry, lady, sir Dane scary Bruce face. Salami stick? It is not

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the 10 o'clock news now, is it love? Chillaxio, Bruce. Not that I

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am saying you look like Bruce Forsyth. You are beautiful in the

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flesh. I thought Albert Hall, -- what are you wearing? I thought

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Albert Hall, Proms. You look like an absolute! Get your meaty stick

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out of your face. There is a joke there somewhere. Right, I will go

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home and change. No time, you will miss everything. I am not bothered

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about the tennis. Not the tennis, there are men here who are what I

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call tall. Rich men with bulging thighs. Right, I might stick around.

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Stock it is Virginia Wade. Dane Virginia. Excuse me, I am needed in

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the VIP room. We are the needed in the VIP room, LOL, OMG. Such fun.

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Did she just say it's such fun? follow her! VIP room! We are in.

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Now, act casual. Subtly look around for men. You were looking very

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strange. I am trying to be casual. Robbie Savage, Robbie Savage,

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Robbie Savage! Hello, I am penny. This is my daughter, Miranda.

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Miranda, nice to meet you. savage! You can savage me any time!

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What am I doing? Ring me. It is Mo Farah! OK, leave this to me. Yeo,

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hello. So, no, no Farrow and Ball. Mighty Mo, big moat. -- Big Mo.

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Wide you have to be my daughter? You are weird! I defy you to do

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better. Right. Joe Calzaghe! Hello, Joe. How or why you doing? What say

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you and died engage in some sexual sparring. Ding Ding round one, bash,

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boom! Oh, so sorry Miss Balding. So sorry. And that I am weird? It is

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impossible to be casual around famous people. I just put my bum in

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Clare Balding's face. It is too much! What is going on over there?

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Have you got passes? Who while we? That is very rude because we are

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athletes. This is... My name is pavlova. I am a Russian gymnast.

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This is gymnast. That was a gymnast. And I am... She is a heavyweight.

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thought I recognised you. Yes, I am a heavyweight boxer. Lifter. By a

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I think you have been eating too many crisps. Who are you really?

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Sue Barker. No, I am Miss Sue Barker. I it and Sue Barker.

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have only got to work for that. Clearly an impostor. -- your word

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for that. Get her out, get her out! That is Sue Barker. Shut up!

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Barker, how are you? I am sue Barker. I am Sue Barker. I am sue

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Barker! Cricketers. Lads, catch! sorry. Sorry about that. That was

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wholly inappropriate. Goran Ivanisevic. A bit out of your

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league. Tried to keep it real. Keeping it in the celebrity Group.

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He is out of your league! Jock on! Excuse me, Jessica Ennis. Michael

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Owen is here - mile-long term crash. Has someone put him on a hot wash!

0:46:550:47:05
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Look here he is, James Cracknell. would not mind striking golf with

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him. -- gold. He winked at me. you all right? He waved at me.

0:47:280:47:38
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are so in there. Why aren't they coming over? I think they are

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intimidated by the dress. You are so right. If I was not wearing this

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dress, he would be all over us. Let's get out of here and you out

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of flat. We need to dress you down. -- out of that. I need a room to

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change in - a changing room. There is no one here. Look! A thong. He

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looks like a long sort of man. shall I do? It is a man's tennis

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kit. Exactly. It will fit. I will tell you what size you will look in

0:48:370:48:47
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that outfit, size sexy, baby! Excuse me, I have a thong to get on.

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Goran Ivanisevic, you're much is starting. Come with me! Sorry.

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There has been a misunderstanding. No misunderstanding. He looked

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straight at me and still thought I was Goran Ivanisevic. It is one

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thing from the back. Play starts in two minutes. Will you wait here?

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0:49:320:49:39

There has been a mistake. Miranda! Hey, where it is my kit? Oh! What

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are you doing? You winked at me. You did it again. I have dodgy

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contact lenses. Your loss! Tomorrow, you will be playing with Wayne

0:49:560:50:02

Rooney and I will be playing with these bad boys. I really think

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there has been a bit of a... I really think you should check in

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the dressing room. Goran Ivanisevic is down there. You are such a card!

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Please welcome Tim Henman and Goran is this sure it -- Goran

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Ivanisevic! What on Bath? Quick, do something! How can we stop her?

0:50:450:50:55
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will serve. I might as well. It is only Tim Henman. Oh, my, she has

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elected to serve. 0-15. This is mortifying. 0-30. It came back

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quite fast. She will never find a husband if it gets at she has been

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Apology for the loss of subtitles for 219 seconds

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mistaken for a male tennis player. Advantage, Goran Ivanisevic! Goran,

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What are you doing? Putting us out of our misery. She is down. Are you

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all right? Thank key. Are you all right? -- thank you. Oh, gosh!

0:52:550:53:05

Hello. Sorry, I am wearing your kit. You look hot. I am a bit sweaty. I

0:53:050:53:15
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started your match. I am in the lead. I mean, hot, hot! Size sexy!

0:53:260:53:32

Ivan Lendl, your match with John McEnroe in two minutes' time,

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please. Might as well. See you later. Sport Relief 2012 also saw a

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number of extraordinary musical contributions from bands such as

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JLS, Snow Patrol and my personal JLS, Snow Patrol and my personal

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. -- Emile Sande. # I hope that the world stops

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raining. # Stops turning it's back on the

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young. # See nobody here is blameless.

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# I hope that we can fix all that we've done.

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# I really hope Martin can see this. # I hope that we still have a dream.

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# I'm hoping that change isn't hopeless.

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day. # I hope we start seeing each other.

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# Don't we all bleed the same. # I really hope someone can hear me.

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# That a child doesn't bear the weight of a gun.

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# I find the voice within me. # To scream at the top of my lungs.

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# I just hope I'm not the only one. # Louder, I cannot hear you.

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# How can things be better left unsaid.

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# Call me, call me a dreamer. # But it seems like dreams are all

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# I hope we still have a heartbeat. # I hope we don't turn to snow.

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# A night when you turn the lights off.

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# I hope you don't cry alone. # I hope we stop taking for granted.

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# All of the land and all of the sea.

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# I'm taking a chance on loving. # I hope that you take it with me.

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# I just hope I'm not the only one. You can still donate now. Please

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give what he can make a difference to people's lives. -- what you can.

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tough, I turn to my wife. When I have a bad day, I find strength in

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my dad. There are thousands of people in the UK who feel they have

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no one to turn to. Sport Relief are working hard to find people in

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trouble and giving them a helping hand just when they need it. Any of

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the girls would say, why can't he give me one more kiss? Why can't he

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say goodbye to me? I was diagnosed with schizophrenia. Depression.

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Polar. A lot of people find it difficult to talk about it and I

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feel ashamed. Life sometimes is so hard. Over the years, Sport Relief

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money has had all sorts of people from all over the country. Get them

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back on their feet, let them stand tall with pride. Never give up.

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Children who bear the huge responsibility and challenge of

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makes a really tired. I help my mum with the cooking and I help her

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with the injections and getting things ready for her. I remember

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certain smells. Your head starts banging. I started seeing things -

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not flashbacks - literally seeing things. It is like looking at a

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ghost of someone who used to be there. I sat beside him and he was

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rocking and crying. He did not know But they do have someone who cares.

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They have you. Because 50 % of Sport Relief money gets spent right

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here, in the UK. In England, Northern Ireland, Scotland and

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Wales. Your Money funds over 1,300 projects nationwide. I have

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witnessed first hand how important these organisations and staff.

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it is your money that makes all of this possible. It is a great idea

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bringing able bodied and young people together -- and disabled

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young people together to break down barriers. Be is through the power

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of sport. It helps me to become independent to come here.

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project is fantastic. I cannot wish for a better support network.

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Tonight, you can be the rock that supports the lifeline of someone

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else's life. Someone else who Call and make a difference to

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someone's live. Or donate online. Are a big, big, big thank you.

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Next up, it is Britain's got talent

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-- Britons got talent. A new boy band think they have got what it

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Britain's Got Talent comes to London. And among the thousands of

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faithfuls waiting in the queue stands a brand new boy band.

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have travelled all the way from Benidorm on the Costa Blanca.

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name is clear of the stock I am Mathiot. I am Kenneth Clarke.

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Michael. Together we are Los Chorizos. How did you all meet?

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When we were all on holiday in Benidorm. Basically, I put four

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young lads together with a lot of raw talent and enthusiasm. Nick put

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together what I can only describe as a supergroup in the 21st century.

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Yes, I think they have got what it takes to win. They have got the

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dance moves of Diversity. They have got the appeal of Joe McElderry.

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And they have got the voices of JML. JLS. Our name is Los Chorizos which

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means I can't find my sausages. What are you talking about? It

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means hot, fiery meet. I knew that. I am not a complete idiot. Really?

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Which part is missing. How what the nerves? And we are feeling good. We

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are going to win Britain's Got Talent. That is fighting talk.

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a lover and not a fighter. Benidorm has got talent and we are bringing

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it to a stage near you. Los Chorizos. Los Chorizos! I still

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think it sounds like I can't find my sausages.

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Hello. Who why you? We are a boy band, we are from Benidorm and we

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are called Los Chorizos. It means hot sausages. Hello. Have you seen

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my husband? Who is your husband? Hears their manager. No, he is

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watching from the audience. The can you win the competition? I think we

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can absolutely win the competition. Can I have your names and ages.

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my name is Liam, I am 18. I am Michael, I am 13. I am mate ever

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stop a high-walled are you? 25. And the rest. 25, he got that wrong.

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Where do you see yourselves in five years' time. Say Las Vegas.

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Hollywood. And what would you call your first album. Sausages! He said

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Good luck. Car Mon, Los Chorizos, this is what it is all about. --

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## Let's get ready to rumble. # Watch us wreck the mic.

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# Watch us wreck the mic. # Psyche! # Let's get ready to

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rumble. # Watch us wreck the mic.

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Who has buzzed him now? Fine and. Simon Cowell?! -- Simon. What is it

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Yes, lets rumble, ladies. Rumble! Alesha, what do you think? I think

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you guys wear great. You are very sexy, clearly. You were a fantastic

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dancer. What is there not to like? What did you think? The song was

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Carmen Electra. Let's get ready to rumble, yes! I have done this a

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while and this was arguably one of the worst groups I have ever seen

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in my life. And the idea of... don't know what you are talking

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about! The idea that you call yourself a boy band is ridiculous.

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Right, right, that's it. Listen, you do not know nothing. This lad

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here, he is my grandson. I will kick you so hard where it hurts

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that you will be singing soprano to ding-dong merrily on high. This is

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my mother Madge. I'm sorry, she gets irritable when she has not had

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a cigarette. Let's vote on it. Carmen. I am going to have to say...

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Yes. Alesha. It is a yes from me, guys. Two yeses. I am going to say

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absolutely no. So your fate lies with David.

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think, you know, there is potential. I think if you worked for the next

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70 or 80 years rehearsing you might have something. So I am going to

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say yes. Thank you from everyone at Sport

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Relief for all of your fantastic fund-raising feet and donations so

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far. You have been brilliant and # When my strength was gone, and I

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just gave up on life. # In my darkest place you were my

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guide. # And you told me that I should

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live my life to the limit. # When you fall down get back up

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and fight. # Well the shape of my heart don't

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lie. # I'm determined when you trust in

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# It's all I need. # Now I'm hoping, if you hear this.

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# You believe that all that I do is to make you proud.

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to make you proud. # Proud, proud, make you proud,

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proud. # Make you proud, proud.

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# I never gave up then cause you said keep hope alive.

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# Well the shape of my heart don't lie.

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# I'm determined with your faith in # To make you see

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# Now I'm hoping, if you hear this. # You believe that all that I do is

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to make you proud. # Make me stronger, so I rise up.

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# Made my mind up, all that I do is to make you proud.

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proud. # Nobody can tell me they were

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there for me. # Before you came around.

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# There was pain in every heartbeat. # But eventually you built my

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resolve to be strong. # Now I'm hoping, if you hear this.

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# You believe that all that I do is to make you proud.

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# Now I'm hoping, if you hear this. # You believe that all that I do is

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to make you proud. # Make me stronger, so I rise up.

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# Made my mind up, all that I do is to make you proud.

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# Proud, proud, make you proud, proud.

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# Make you proud, proud. # All that I do is to make you

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