Sport Relief Weekend 2012 Sport Relief

Welcome to a look back of the best bits of a spectacular Sport Relief

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Coming up we have got the Strictly team as you have never seen them

before and Miranda has her own unique sporting challenge. But

before all of that, a special What's your name? Karen. Will this

take long? We should be a way shortly. Are you a Chelsea fan?

I hate football. I won this in a competition and I wanted to be on

TV. Also it would look good on my CV. Is this an important game?

yes it is. Are you feeling confident? Yes. Right. Why do you

No, no, she public might find. And she's got Frank Lampard. Frank

Lampard, great. She's chatting to him. She's chatting to him? Yes.

Maybe keep an eye on that in case she does that thing that she does.

Own skis me, excuse me. Your Christine Bleakley, aren't you?

Can I have an autograph? To Jake, please. Hello, I'm Pete. I'm also a

big fan. We voted for you on Strictly. You and Ann Widdecombe.

Could you make one to denote please. Are used supporting your other

half? Adrian Chiles? No, we are not married. Christine is engaged to

Frank Lampard who is a very lucky man. He is not that lucky. That

goal was way over the line. I called the ref a Nazi stooge.

All I know is that last weekend I heard my dad shouting that you had

missed a goal that my granny could have scored. The we all miss the

occasional easy one. It must have been really easy because my granny

has got a plastic hip. We still won the game. I made the goals. That is

nothing to boast about. You just need a few bits of wood and a net.

It is just DIY. Try not to talk to Frank Lampard to March. He is

trying to focus on the game. This is my mum, she fancies you. Know, I

don't! Excuse me, madam. Yes. Really, it is a lot of big game

pressure. I know all about big game at pressure. I play netball for the

school. Football is much harder than netball.

Actually, this is a real coincidence because my daughter is

Frank's mascot today. Really? She will not forget that! Neither will

he. Could I have two more, please, 12 Mikey and one to Josh. OK.

know what would make Dancing On Ice really better? You are really good

in that. If they had really thin patches of ice which the skaters

had to avoid. They are skating along and then they plummet through

the ice. Orde giant angry walruses. No, netball is so much harder than

football because in netball the Net is really small and only just big

enough to fit the ball through whereas in football, the Net is

20,000 times bigger than the ball. It is not 20,000 times bigger.

goals are huge. Also in netball the Net is really high up off the

ground. It has not got a huge goal regarding it. Well, Amy Harrison is

nearly 6 ft tall. The polar bear hunts the skaters across the ice,

it is what TV people called jeopardy. You have got to stop her.

I think a polar bear might pose a few health and safety issues.

I have five pleased to know one in particular. Are you selling these?

You see, Christine, this is part of my business start-up project for my

economics module. But you are selling them? They could spear up

through the eyes may be impaling someone. Look, football is

definitely harder than netball, isn't it, lads? Of course you are

going to say that. Have you ever played netball? Karen! Stock it!

have, I am quite good. Stop it! Most footballers have nicknames,

don't they? Do you have one? No. am sure my dad called you something

when you missed that goal. It will come to me in a second. Is so 70-30,

60-40. No, I cannot do that. Does Frank get nervous before games?

bit. What if I gave some money to charity? Does Heathrow up? That is

what I do when I get nervous. I am feeling a bit nervous now. There is

a friend of mine. I am going to catch up. He you can choose the

charity. Excuse me, Christine, this is my wife. When Frank gets nervous,

does a huge brain starts throbbing behind his left ear? What is that

armband, is it a fashion thing? means I am Captain. Say you are in

charge. Does that mean if you lose the newspapers will blame you? I

bet it does. Especially if you miss another easy one. They will

probably stick your face on a picture of a vegetable. Frank, the

ref does not have a mascot. He does now. So you were the ref? Are you

feeling confident? Putting aside Frank Lampard's five

missed penalties, what did you make of the extraordinary refereeing

performance? The man went to pieces for some reason. It was incredible,

he sent off seven players, plus the Chelsea mascot, he swallowed his

own whistle and to round the day off, his shorts fell down. It was

abysmal. Your support over the years has

helped us change lives here in the UK and all over the world. But

there is a lot more we can do. Take a look at this film. It is why we

are here tonight. So many kids here are not well.

is the most appalling thing I have ever seen. Little kids should not

be doing this. Even now, they don't understand why he cannot come back.

My biggest hope is that a child is strong enough to run and love.

is rocking and Quaye sings-I have also she is a beautiful 11-year-old

girl and she has to face this It is impossible for any parent to

be here and not have your heart ripped out. It is unimaginable that

Today, you could change someone's Every pound you give tonight will

be spent in the UK or in the world's poorest countries. Tonight,

you can change lives. Together we can change lives. Please call:,

# if I lay here, if I just lay here, would you forget the world? Forget

what we saw before we get to alter, just show me a garden that's

bursting into life. All that I am, and all that I ever

was, is here in your perfect eyes, they are all that I can see.

I don't know where, confused about how, just know that these things

will never change for us at all. If I lay here, if I just lay here,

would you live with any and just CHEERING AND APPLAUSE now it is

time to join the Strictly team. They fought the battle for the

Strictly crown. Now, at Pinewood Studios, Harry and Josie like you

have never seen them before. This is Strictly Come Dancing under

water, for Sport Relief. Hello and welcome to this very special

edition of Strictly Come Dancing. It is quite frankly one of the most

bonkers things we have ever attempted. Strictly is going under

water. We have built a ballroom and submerged it in a tank. Our couples

will dance on that very watery stage. Talking of suave,

sophisticated, leading men, here are four he would not be shaken or

stirred. It is to Strictly judges. Our special guest beers Mark Foster.

-- is Mark Foster. Ahoy there, boys! You look so sweet. You look

seven. Can I call you Captain Len? What are you expecting? How excited

are you? I am truly excited. It is a unique experience. Here I am,

four men in a punt, getting ready to watch. I am hoping it will be

gorgeous. How challenging is it going to be? We are all here for

Sport Relief. At the moment Chelsee and Harry have to walk down those

stairs and dance, it is quite hard. You have the resistance of the

water. You have to calculate the resistance of water. Mark knows

about it. There is the weightlessness as well. If you are

clever you can use that weightless nursed to do fantastic, Smith

shapes. There are pros and cons. -- witlessness. They are under water.

Are you excited in any way? I am. I am looking forward to it all going

very wrong. You know more than the judges, how difficult would it be

to move under that much water? is incredibly different from doing

it on land. You have resistance. When you are under water, you will

be out of breath. They have mouthpieces but it will be far

different than from on land. First up it is Harry and Aliona. Let's

see how they got on in training. Harry and Ali owner! Winning

strictly was absolutely amazing. When we were asked to do Strictly

under water, we jumped at the opportunity. When I arrived at the

underwater stage, I felt like was the main a new James Bond movie. I

got in the water, got my scuba equipment arm. You could play the

James Bond theme music well I am under there and that would be

really cool! Then we started doing ballroom dancing. It is a lot

harder. It is like moving through treacle. You cannot really

communicate. You are doing theirs. Her dancing powers are taken away.

Water is her kryptonite. Training for the series on Strictly, you do

eight hours, 10 hours a day. Underwater we have managed about

three. It is more strenuous. routine is not set so we will have

to work really hard tomorrow. you panicking? A little bit.

Dancing for Sport Relief, Harry # standing on the edge of for ever,

at the start of whatever, shouting learn if at the world. We will meet

you where the lights are. Where the panda turns around, we will ran so

hard we will tear the ground away. Although no one understood why we

were holding back the flirt. We were holding back the flirt. They

said we would never danced again. Oh though no one understood, there

was more of them than as. Wheat were holding back the full alert,

they said we would never danced again. -- we were holding. Hold on,

There you are. Absolutely amazing! That was gobsmacked King. You are a

clever girl. It looked brilliant. How did it feel? Amazing! You took

our breath away. How was it? Good fun. Loved it. Let's go to our

guest judge. How did they cope? They were brilliant. Is there

anything they could not do? You were like Happy feet down there.

a good way. I have this sudden urge to dive in. I really do. Slick and

streamlined. Truly a wander down under. Both of you were like a

marvel of the abyss. I loved it. What did you think? You both took

the plunge and it paid off. Clean lines. I loved it. I felt waves of

emotion, especially when you went into the double attitude turn. It

looked incredible. Then the fish lift and the upper body strength

you demonstrated underwater. A one arm to press, absolutely brilliant!

Fantastic commence from Craig. movement and the lifts were

beautiful. 80% of all life in the world was under water and you were

full of life. Well done! Are you happy with the comments? They were

beautiful. When you have Craig Revel Horwood being nice, it must

be a surprise? I have never seen him be so nice. Thank you very much.

With the judges please reveal their scores? Mark Foster... 8. Bruno

Tonioli. 10. Craig Revel Horwood... It nine. Len big men... 8. -- Len

Goodman. That is the end of Part 1 of The. It was merely a drop in the

ocean. -- End of Part one. His I am in one of the biggest slams in

Sierra Leone. This is where most people go to the toilet or wash

their clothes. This place is extraordinary for of all the wrong

reasons. Thousands of the poorest of this country's people crowd into

tiny shacks. Hello. I am John. There are eight of you. We are not

being disrespectful but this is basically the size of a garden shed.

You would not want to spend a night here, let alone your whole life.

This is on the edge of a sewage filled revert that regularly flirts.

It is hard to comprehend how they have managed to survive these

living conditions. It turns out they have not. She has lost five

children to preventable illnesses by living here. Some of them died

of pneumonia and the others malaria. We do not have the money and we

could not afford the proper medicines, so they died. How old?

One year old, one year, six months, four mounts, five months. With

everything that has happened to you, do you still have hope for your

family? Yes. I still have hope because I am still alive. Maybe one

of them will succeed and help us all. These children are battling to

survive here. Your money is already paying for some water taps to be

installed. There is a much bigger problem. At this moment in time,

there are 18 toilets that work here. There are 10,900 people living here.

That is an incomprehensible dilemma. The 11-year-old Grand daughter has

to face this every day. Can you You can see why. Can you imagine

asking your 11-year-old daughter to go to the toilet into the river? I

came here to learn something that I was not expecting anything like

this. She is a beautiful 11-year- old girl, someone's daughter, who

has to face this cesspit every day. What a your worries for the future?

What do you worry about? You lost your sister. You worry you will

died too. No kid in the world should be worrying about dying.

Kids at home worry about whether they have the right trainers on.

This is life and death. They have to hope and you can provide the

help. Please call. Thank you. Thank # Bring me sunshine in your smile.

# Bring me laughter all the while. # In this world where we live there

should be more happiness. # All the joy can give to each

brand new bright tomorrow. # Make me happy through the years.

# Never bring me any tears. # Let your arms be as warm as the

sun from up above. # Bring me fun, bring me sunshine,

Back too strict in now and let's see how Chelsee and Pasha got on. -

- back to Strictly. Welcome back to Pinewood Studios

for part two of Strictly Come Dancing - under water. Next to take

the Sport Relief plunge, is Chelsee and Pasha. Here they are in

training. I came second in Strictly Come Dancing and it would be

amazing to have the trophy this time. We are here taking our first

steps in underwater dancing. dreading going in there. Dreading

it. I don't like it! I don't like going underwater.

I can't do it! I am freaking out a little, now. I'm trying to work my

breathing out. I am so used to breathing through my nose and it is

weird having to get used to doing it through my mouth. The main thing

is far as to get comfortable being underwater. It feels unnatural. I

sometimes panic when I have been down there. It is so uncomfortable

and scary to be under water. A completely different environment.

knew it was going to be hard and it is hard for me. I am so proud of

Chelsee. I don't think I can do this.

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Dancing under water, Chelsee Healey Happy we'll be, beyond the sea. And

Are you all right? Well done! How was it? It was amazing. Once you

are down there, you feel that you're breathing is going OK and it

is an amazing feeling. I love that. Did you enjoy it? Absolutely.

Everything went the way we planned. It is such a great feeling of

freedom down there. And I can do the splits down there and I cannot

on dry land! It was a beautiful routine. Let's go to our judges.

Mark, how do you think they coped? There had tables and chairs and

champagne glasses and everything. had not seen rehearsals. Chelsee

had problems going underwater in the beginning so to overcome that,

it was amazing. You were amazing, sweetheart. Chelsee, you are a

beautiful little mermaid. Enticing the seat man into your little

kingdom. There was a moment when you were reaching over to the

camera, it was pure Esther Williams. It was fantastic. That is the best

compliment ever. Mr no longer grumpy and full of joy, Craig Revel

Horwood. Sorry to disappoint. The transitions were slightly fishy. It

was complex. It looked more like a shark attack in a feeding frenzy

down there. But, my darling, you did a million and one steps. Be

kept in character. I loved the use of props. Tables, chairs, champagne

glasses underwater. Absolute heaven. Full of drama. I would say water

heaven, darling, gorgeous! Finally, head Gedge, Len. Chelsee, my little

water a baby. Whatever people give to Sport Relief, you have given

more because I know you were petrified and you have come out and

done it. I think that was amazing. You did a fantastic job. It was

very, very well done. Yes, well done! Before we get these calls,

let's welcome back Harry and Aliona. -- before we get this cause. Harry,

you scored 35. We will find out what you have scored. If it is a

tie Ben picking, otherwise known as head judge Len Goodman, will decide

who lifts the trophy. Will the It is a tie! It is a tie! Let's go

to Len. This is serious. Somebody does win a very beautiful Strictly

Come Dancing Trophy. Who would you like to see win? I tied both of you.

I gave you both and eight. Firstly, I thought Harry, the apps will --

the actual dance was beautiful. However, I must say that I felt, as

a dance from a celebrity underwater, Chelsee did a little bit more

dancing. You mainly partnered, she mainly' to dance. My decision is

for you, Chelsee and Pasha. You are the winners of Strictly Come

Dancing - underwater! Raised it above your head. I feel stupid but

I am made up, thank you. Congratulations. Are you delighted?

Thank you very much. It was an incredible experience for both

couples. Are you very happy for them? Absolutely delighted. It has

an amazing thing to be part of and Chelsee did incredibly well to

overcome her fears and it is an amazing thing to be part of Sport

Relief and thank you for this opportunity. So, we have a winner.

Please raise three for our Sport Relief Strictly Come Dancing

From north to south, east to west, you made a difference. You why the

best. Where the climbing, skating or swimming a mile, you always

limbered up in truce dial. -- in true style. On riding bikes and

fitness machines, you put on your kids and went out in teams. With

family and friends of going alone, you did your best, you hardly

groaned. A little or big, serious or funny,

you got out of bed and raised loads of money.

We thank you dearly for every penny raised.

Now get some rest, if you are feeling quite phased.

Thank you, thank you, we hope you've had fun.

You are beautiful and brilliant, Time for Miranda now who seems to

have got her wires a little bit Oh, yes, Batman played an ace the

moment he took his tracksuit off. Such fun! He could lob his ace my

way. Yes, I'd like a good service! That is just desperate. Where is

Miranda? I hope she behaves herself today. I have never risk to

exposing her in a box before. will be fine. Land of Hope and

Glory! Why do we never know the words? The baton is a salami is

thick, brilliant! Oh, that is brilliant bouncing. Oh,

I am so sorry, lady, sir Dane scary Bruce face. Salami stick? It is not

the 10 o'clock news now, is it love? Chillaxio, Bruce. Not that I

am saying you look like Bruce Forsyth. You are beautiful in the

flesh. I thought Albert Hall, -- what are you wearing? I thought

Albert Hall, Proms. You look like an absolute! Get your meaty stick

out of your face. There is a joke there somewhere. Right, I will go

home and change. No time, you will miss everything. I am not bothered

about the tennis. Not the tennis, there are men here who are what I

call tall. Rich men with bulging thighs. Right, I might stick around.

Stock it is Virginia Wade. Dane Virginia. Excuse me, I am needed in

the VIP room. We are the needed in the VIP room, LOL, OMG. Such fun.

Did she just say it's such fun? follow her! VIP room! We are in.

Now, act casual. Subtly look around for men. You were looking very

strange. I am trying to be casual. Robbie Savage, Robbie Savage,

Robbie Savage! Hello, I am penny. This is my daughter, Miranda.

Miranda, nice to meet you. savage! You can savage me any time!

What am I doing? Ring me. It is Mo Farah! OK, leave this to me. Yeo,

hello. So, no, no Farrow and Ball. Mighty Mo, big moat. -- Big Mo.

Wide you have to be my daughter? You are weird! I defy you to do

better. Right. Joe Calzaghe! Hello, Joe. How or why you doing? What say

you and died engage in some sexual sparring. Ding Ding round one, bash,

boom! Oh, so sorry Miss Balding. So sorry. And that I am weird? It is

impossible to be casual around famous people. I just put my bum in

Clare Balding's face. It is too much! What is going on over there?

Have you got passes? Who while we? That is very rude because we are

athletes. This is... My name is pavlova. I am a Russian gymnast.

This is gymnast. That was a gymnast. And I am... She is a heavyweight.

thought I recognised you. Yes, I am a heavyweight boxer. Lifter. By a

I think you have been eating too many crisps. Who are you really?

Sue Barker. No, I am Miss Sue Barker. I it and Sue Barker.

have only got to work for that. Clearly an impostor. -- your word

for that. Get her out, get her out! That is Sue Barker. Shut up!

Barker, how are you? I am sue Barker. I am Sue Barker. I am sue

Barker! Cricketers. Lads, catch! sorry. Sorry about that. That was

wholly inappropriate. Goran Ivanisevic. A bit out of your

league. Tried to keep it real. Keeping it in the celebrity Group.

He is out of your league! Jock on! Excuse me, Jessica Ennis. Michael

Owen is here - mile-long term crash. Has someone put him on a hot wash!

Look here he is, James Cracknell. would not mind striking golf with

him. -- gold. He winked at me. you all right? He waved at me.

are so in there. Why aren't they coming over? I think they are

intimidated by the dress. You are so right. If I was not wearing this

dress, he would be all over us. Let's get out of here and you out

of flat. We need to dress you down. -- out of that. I need a room to

change in - a changing room. There is no one here. Look! A thong. He

looks like a long sort of man. shall I do? It is a man's tennis

kit. Exactly. It will fit. I will tell you what size you will look in

that outfit, size sexy, baby! Excuse me, I have a thong to get on.

Goran Ivanisevic, you're much is starting. Come with me! Sorry.

There has been a misunderstanding. No misunderstanding. He looked

straight at me and still thought I was Goran Ivanisevic. It is one

thing from the back. Play starts in two minutes. Will you wait here?

There has been a mistake. Miranda! Hey, where it is my kit? Oh! What

are you doing? You winked at me. You did it again. I have dodgy

contact lenses. Your loss! Tomorrow, you will be playing with Wayne

Rooney and I will be playing with these bad boys. I really think

there has been a bit of a... I really think you should check in

the dressing room. Goran Ivanisevic is down there. You are such a card!

Please welcome Tim Henman and Goran is this sure it -- Goran

Ivanisevic! What on Bath? Quick, do something! How can we stop her?

will serve. I might as well. It is only Tim Henman. Oh, my, she has

elected to serve. 0-15. This is mortifying. 0-30. It came back

quite fast. She will never find a husband if it gets at she has been

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mistaken for a male tennis player. Advantage, Goran Ivanisevic! Goran,

What are you doing? Putting us out of our misery. She is down. Are you

all right? Thank key. Are you all right? -- thank you. Oh, gosh!

Hello. Sorry, I am wearing your kit. You look hot. I am a bit sweaty. I

started your match. I am in the lead. I mean, hot, hot! Size sexy!

Ivan Lendl, your match with John McEnroe in two minutes' time,

please. Might as well. See you later. Sport Relief 2012 also saw a

number of extraordinary musical contributions from bands such as

JLS, Snow Patrol and my personal JLS, Snow Patrol and my personal

. -- Emile Sande. # I hope that the world stops

raining. # Stops turning it's back on the

young. # See nobody here is blameless.

# I hope that we can fix all that we've done.

# I really hope Martin can see this. # I hope that we still have a dream.

# I'm hoping that change isn't hopeless.

# I'm hoping to start it with me. # I just hope I'm not the only one.

# I hope we start seeing forever. # Instead of what we can gain in a

day. # I hope we start seeing each other.

# Don't we all bleed the same. # I really hope someone can hear me.

# That a child doesn't bear the weight of a gun.

# I find the voice within me. # To scream at the top of my lungs.

# I just hope I'm not the only one. # Louder, I cannot hear you.

# How can things be better left unsaid.

# Call me, call me a dreamer. # But it seems like dreams are all

# I hope we still have a heartbeat. # I hope we don't turn to snow.

# A night when you turn the lights off.

# I hope you don't cry alone. # I hope we stop taking for granted.

# All of the land and all of the sea.

# I'm taking a chance on loving. # I hope that you take it with me.

# I just hope I'm not the only one. You can still donate now. Please

give what he can make a difference to people's lives. -- what you can.

When I need support, I turn to my family. Sometimes when things are

tough, I turn to my wife. When I have a bad day, I find strength in

my dad. There are thousands of people in the UK who feel they have

no one to turn to. Sport Relief are working hard to find people in

trouble and giving them a helping hand just when they need it. Any of

the girls would say, why can't he give me one more kiss? Why can't he

say goodbye to me? I was diagnosed with schizophrenia. Depression.

Polar. A lot of people find it difficult to talk about it and I

feel ashamed. Life sometimes is so hard. Over the years, Sport Relief

money has had all sorts of people from all over the country. Get them

back on their feet, let them stand tall with pride. Never give up.

Children who bear the huge responsibility and challenge of

looking after their own parent. mum has multiple sclerosis. It

makes a really tired. I help my mum with the cooking and I help her

with the injections and getting things ready for her. I remember

certain smells. Your head starts banging. I started seeing things -

not flashbacks - literally seeing things. It is like looking at a

ghost of someone who used to be there. I sat beside him and he was

rocking and crying. He did not know But they do have someone who cares.

They have you. Because 50 % of Sport Relief money gets spent right

here, in the UK. In England, Northern Ireland, Scotland and

Wales. Your Money funds over 1,300 projects nationwide. I have

witnessed first hand how important these organisations and staff.

it is your money that makes all of this possible. It is a great idea

bringing able bodied and young people together -- and disabled

young people together to break down barriers. Be is through the power

of sport. It helps me to become independent to come here.

project is fantastic. I cannot wish for a better support network.

Tonight, you can be the rock that supports the lifeline of someone

else's life. Someone else who Call and make a difference to

someone's live. Or donate online. Are a big, big, big thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Next up, it is Britain's got talent

-- Britons got talent. A new boy band think they have got what it

Britain's Got Talent comes to London. And among the thousands of

faithfuls waiting in the queue stands a brand new boy band.

have travelled all the way from Benidorm on the Costa Blanca.

name is clear of the stock I am Mathiot. I am Kenneth Clarke.

Michael. Together we are Los Chorizos. How did you all meet?

When we were all on holiday in Benidorm. Basically, I put four

young lads together with a lot of raw talent and enthusiasm. Nick put

together what I can only describe as a supergroup in the 21st century.

Yes, I think they have got what it takes to win. They have got the

dance moves of Diversity. They have got the appeal of Joe McElderry.

And they have got the voices of JML. JLS. Our name is Los Chorizos which

means I can't find my sausages. What are you talking about? It

means hot, fiery meet. I knew that. I am not a complete idiot. Really?

Which part is missing. How what the nerves? And we are feeling good. We

are going to win Britain's Got Talent. That is fighting talk.

a lover and not a fighter. Benidorm has got talent and we are bringing

it to a stage near you. Los Chorizos. Los Chorizos! I still

think it sounds like I can't find my sausages.

Hello. Who why you? We are a boy band, we are from Benidorm and we

are called Los Chorizos. It means hot sausages. Hello. Have you seen

my husband? Who is your husband? Hears their manager. No, he is

watching from the audience. The can you win the competition? I think we

can absolutely win the competition. Can I have your names and ages.

my name is Liam, I am 18. I am Michael, I am 13. I am mate ever

stop a high-walled are you? 25. And the rest. 25, he got that wrong.

Where do you see yourselves in five years' time. Say Las Vegas.

Hollywood. And what would you call your first album. Sausages! He said

Good luck. Car Mon, Los Chorizos, this is what it is all about. --

## Let's get ready to rumble. # Watch us wreck the mic.

# Watch us wreck the mic. # Psyche! # Let's get ready to

rumble. # Watch us wreck the mic.

Who has buzzed him now? Fine and. Simon Cowell?! -- Simon. What is it

Yes, lets rumble, ladies. Rumble! Alesha, what do you think? I think

you guys wear great. You are very sexy, clearly. You were a fantastic

dancer. What is there not to like? What did you think? The song was

Carmen Electra. Let's get ready to rumble, yes! I have done this a

while and this was arguably one of the worst groups I have ever seen

in my life. And the idea of... don't know what you are talking

about! The idea that you call yourself a boy band is ridiculous.

Right, right, that's it. Listen, you do not know nothing. This lad

here, he is my grandson. I will kick you so hard where it hurts

that you will be singing soprano to ding-dong merrily on high. This is

my mother Madge. I'm sorry, she gets irritable when she has not had

a cigarette. Let's vote on it. Carmen. I am going to have to say...

Yes. Alesha. It is a yes from me, guys. Two yeses. I am going to say

absolutely no. So your fate lies with David.

think, you know, there is potential. I think if you worked for the next

70 or 80 years rehearsing you might have something. So I am going to

say yes. Thank you from everyone at Sport

Relief for all of your fantastic fund-raising feet and donations so

far. You have been brilliant and # When my strength was gone, and I

just gave up on life. # In my darkest place you were my

guide. # And you told me that I should

live my life to the limit. # When you fall down get back up

and fight. # Well the shape of my heart don't

lie. # I'm determined when you trust in

# It's all I need. # Now I'm hoping, if you hear this.

# You believe that all that I do is to make you proud.

# Make me stronger, so I rise up. # Made my mind up, all that I do is

to make you proud. # Proud, proud, make you proud,

proud. # Make you proud, proud.

# All that I do is to make you proud.

# I never gave up then cause you said keep hope alive.

# And the champion gives one last try, yeah.

# Said I deserved the best in life, I should be winning.

# Gotta spread your wings and prepare to fly.

# Well the shape of my heart don't lie.

# I'm determined with your faith in # To make you see

# Now I'm hoping, if you hear this. # You believe that all that I do is

to make you proud. # Make me stronger, so I rise up.

# Made my mind up, all that I do is to make you proud.

# Proud, proud, make you proud, proud.

# Make you proud, proud. # All that I do is to make you

proud. # Nobody can tell me they were

there for me. # Before you came around.

# There was pain in every heartbeat. # But eventually you built my

resolve to be strong. # Now I'm hoping, if you hear this.

# You believe that all that I do is to make you proud.

# Now I'm hoping, if you hear this. # You believe that all that I do is

to make you proud. # Make me stronger, so I rise up.

# Made my mind up, all that I do is to make you proud.

# Proud, proud, make you proud, proud.

# Make you proud, proud. # All that I do is to make you