The Best Bits Sport Relief

Welcome to a look back at Sport Yeah! Wow! # Everyone is in the

house tonight... I have my stunt double with me! # Every day I'm

# Shuffling,! Shuffling! Stop! Pain is bad! We just want to say now you

with me! Push your hands up # Put your hands up. Get up, get down,

put your hands up to the sound! Yeah! Yeah! Oh! # Everyone have a

good time # Come on people! Oh! Yae! Yeah! Put your hands up #

# This high ball, it is out of control # Look at that body # Girl

look at that body # Girl, lack at that body! I work out! Girl look at

that body # Girl look at that body! I work out! When I walk in, this is

what I see, everyone is staring at me # I have got passion and I ain't

afraid to show it! I'm sexy and I know it! # Sexy and I know it!

- argh! # Wiggle, wickle, wiggle yeah! I'm going to wiggle man! I do

the wiggle man! I do the wiggle man! I'm sexy and I know it!

have the Strictly team as you have never seen them and Miranda has her

own sporting challenge. But first a What's your name? Kooren. Will this

take long? -- Karen. We should be on our way shortly. Are you a

Chelsea fan? No I hate football. I won this in a competition aye

wanted to be on television and it will look good on my CV. Is this an

important game? Yeah it is. And are you feeling confident? Yes. Right.

Why do you make that face? reason. She is fine and guess what?

She's got Frank Lampard. Great. is chatting away to him. She's

chatting to him? Yes. Maybe keep an eye on that, in case... She does...

That thing that she does. Excuse me! Excuse me, you're Christine,

Bleakley, Yes. I'm a fan. Can I have an autograph. Hi I'm Pete. I'm

also a fan. We always voted for you on Strictly. You and Ann Widdecombe,

because we look liked to see Anton used as floor mop. You're

supporting your other half. What Adrian Chiles. No we work together,

but we're not married. Christine is engaged to Frank Lampard, who is a

very lucky man. He is not that lucky, that goal against Germany

was well over the line. Dad called the referee a Nazi stooge. Do you

want to see him goose step something can I have one more.

I know is that last weekend I heard my dad shouting, that you had

missed a goal that my granny could have scored. We all miss the

occasional one. It must have been easy sh because my granny's got a

plastic hip. But we still won and I made both of the goals. That is

nothing to boast about. You just need a few bits of wood and a net.

Anyone can make a goal. That is just DIY. Karen try not to talk to

Mr Lampard too much. He is trying to focus on the game. This is my

mum. She fans Yips you. No I don't. -- fancys you. Excuse me. I'm sorry.

Karen. Really. There is a lot of big game pressure. I know. I play

netball for the school. Sorry. Football's much harder than net

wall ball. My daughter is Frank's Place cot today. She won't forget

that in a hurry. No, and neither will he. Can I have two more, one

to Mikey and one to Josh. You know what would make dance on ice ewe

are better. You're great in that. To have thin patches of ice that

they would have to avoid, so they're skating and then plummet

through ice, bang! Or giant angry walruses. Netball is hard e in thet

ball the net is small -- netball is harder, because the net is so small

and the in football the net is bigger than the ball. The goals are

huge and in netball, the net is really high up off the ground.

hasn't got a huge goalie guarding it. Amy Harrison is nearly six feet

tall. Or a polar bear. Call it six quid, it hunts the skaters across

the ice. It is what they call jeopardy. You have got to stop her.

A polar bear may cause problems. I Now could I have five to no one in

particular. Are you selling these? These are actually part of my

business start up project for economics. But you are selling them.

I can cut you in. In the skate off. Football is harder than netball,

isn't it lads? Of course you would say that. Have you even played

netball. I have, I'm quite good. Karen stop it. Stop it.

netball... Most footballers have nick names don't they, do you have

have one? No. I am sure my dad called you something. When you

missed that goal. It'll come to me in a second. 17/30. Final off.

can't do that. 50/50. Does Frank get nervous. A bit. What if I give

some to charity. Does she throw up, that is what I do when I get

nervous. I'm feeling nervous now. Right. There is a friend of mine,

I'm going to go and catch up. and you choose the charity. This is

my wife, when frarning gets nervous, does he a huge vain start throbbing

behind his left ear? What this a arm band? It means I'm captain.

you're in charge. Does that mean if you lose the newspapers will all

blame you? I bet it does. Especially if you miss another easy

one. Come on lads. They will probably stick your face on a

picture of a vegetable. Frank the ref does haven't a Place cot.

does now! So you're the ref? Yeah. And are you feeling confident?

putting aside Frank Lampard's five missed penalties what about that

extraordinary refeeing performance? The man went to pieces. It was

incredible. He sent off seven play irs and the Chelsea mascot and

punches the fourth fish, swallows his own whistle and then his shorts

fall down. It was abysmal. Your support has helped us change lives

here in the UK and all over the world. But there is a lot more we

can do. Look at this film. It is why we're hear. So many kids here

all not well. It is the most appalling thing I have seen. Kids

shouldn't be doing this. Even now, they don't understand why he can't

come back. Our biggest hope is that a child is strong enough to run and

laugh. It is like looking at somebody that use to be him. She is

a beautiful girl and a has to facey day. Welcome to hell. -- facey day.

It is impossible for any parent to be here. It is unimaginable that

Today you could change someone's life forever. # I won't let you go!

Every pound you give will be spent in the UK or in the world's poorest

countries. Tonight you can change lives. Together, we can change

lives. Please call the number on screen. # If I lay here # If I just

lay here # Could you lie with me # And just forget the world? # Forget

what we're told # Before we get too old. # Just show me a garden that's

bursting into life. # All that I am. # And all that I erwas. # It here

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Confused about how as well. # Just know that these things will never

change for us at all. # If I lay here # If I just lay here. # Would

you lie with me? And just forget Now it's time join the Strictly

team, who agreed to face their toughest challenge ever for Sport

Relief. They thought the battle for -- they

fought the battle for the Strictly crown. Now at the world famous pine

wood stoud yoz, Harry and Chelsee dance as you've never seen them

before. This is Strictly Come Dancing Underwater for Sport Relief.

Welcome to this very special edition of Strictly Come Dancing.

This is quite frankly one of the most bonkers things we have ever

attempted for Sport Relief. Strictly is going under water. We

have built our own ballroom and submerged it into that dank. In a

moment, our couples will dance on that very watery stage. They filmed

scenes from Pirates Of The Caribbean and James Bond in that

tank, talking of suave, sophisticated leading men, here's

four who won't be shaken or stirred, it's the Strictly judges! Please

welcome Craig Revel Horwood, Len Goodman, Bruno Tonioli and Olympic

swimmer and fofrpler -- former contestant, Mark Foster (. Ahoy

there boys. Ahoy. You look so sweet, you look about seven. Len, if I can

call you captain Len. Yes please. What are you expecting and how

excited are you, this has to be very difficult. I am truly excited.

This is a unique experience for me, 50 years of judging ballroom

dancing and here I am four men in a punt, getting ready to watch this.

I can't wait. I don't know what to expect. I'm hoping it's going to be

gorgeous. I have a feeling it's going to be gorgeous. Me too. Bruno,

how challenging is it going to be. We're here for Sport Relief, but at

the moment Chelsee and Harry have to walk down those stairs and dance,

quite hard. It's incredibly hard. Imagine you have the resistance of

the water, so every shape you make and everything you do you have to

calculate the resistance of the water. Mark knows all about it, but

there is the weightlessness as well. If you're clever, you can use the

weightlessness that the water gives you to do fantastic, smooth shapes.

So there are pros and cons. I'm sure it's going to be amazing.

Craig, I know you're normally livid, but this is for Sport Relief, oh, a

smile! They are under water. Are you excited in any way and joyful?

Yes, I am excited. I'm looking forward to it all going horribly

wrong darlingment -- Darling. you know more than the judges. How

difficult would it be to move under that much water? It's a massive

tank. It's not like they're in a puddle. No, it's incredibly

different than doing it on land. You have the resistance against you.

When you're moving under water you get out of breath. They'll be

looking for breath as well. I know they have mouth pieces on, but it

will be far different from on land. Thank you so much. First up it's

Strictly champions Harry and Aliona. Before they put the motion in your

ocean, let's see how they got on in training.

Harry and Aliona! Winning Strictly was absolutely amazing. When we

were asked to do Strictly Underwater we jumped at opportunity.

When I arrived this morning at the stage, I kind of felt like I was

filming the new bond movie. I got in the water, got the scuba

equipment on. Went straight to the bottom. If you could play the James

Bond music when I'm under there, that would be really cool.

MUSIC: James Bond theme. Then we started dancing. Moving

through water is a lot harder. It's like moving through treacle. You

can't really communicate either. I think Aliona doesn't like it,

because her dancing power is taken away when you're under water.

Training for the series on Strictly, you do eight to ten hours a day.

Dancing under water, we managed about three today. It's a lot more

strenuous. Stop eating chocolate. We don't have much time. The

routine isn't set, so we have to work harder tomorrow. Panicking

yet? A little bit. Dancing for Sport Relief, Harry jud

Apology for the loss of subtitles for 100 seconds

CHEERING Oh! There you are -- there you are.

Absolutely amazing, gob smacking, you clever girl. Guys, do you want

robes? No thank you. Massive congratulations. You looked

brilliant. And beautiful. How did it feel? Amazing. Very different,

yeah. You took our breath away. How was it? Good fun. Loved it. Let's

go to the judges. Our lovely guest, Mark how did they cope? Fantastic.

That was absolutely brilliant. Is there anything you can't do, brodge

of you, -- both of you. The shapes you make, your feel for the water,

you were like happy feet down there. In a good way. Bruno what did you

think? Hello sailor! I don't know why, but I have this sudden urge, I

want to dive in, I really do. Slick and stream lined, truly a wonder

down under. The shapes were beautiful, both of you were like a

marvel of the abyss. Loved it. Thank you very much for your

comments. Craig what did you think, beautiful wasn't it? You both took

the plunge darling and it actually paid off - elegant, liquid, clean

lines, loved it. I felt waves of emotion, darling. Especially when

you went into that wonderful double attitude turn, that looked

incredible. You then followed that into the fish lift, which I thought

was completely and absolute a appropriate and the upper body

strength Aliona you demonstrated under water, a one-arm press,

brilliant. Delicious darling. judge, captain Len? The movement

and the lifts were beautiful. You know they say that 80% of all life

in the world is under water and you were full of life, well done.

Thank you so much. Are you very happy with those comments?

Extremely happy. They were beautiful. It must have been an

extraordinary experience, then to come out and have the Craig Revel

Horwood be nice. It's a shock really. No, amazing comments. Thank

you very much. Judges, I believe 35, happy with that? Happy. Good.

That's the end of part one. But that was merely a drop in the

ocean... Can't help myself! In part two, we'll see Chelsee and Pasha

brave the waters. But is Chelsee out of her depth. See you in part

two and remember, do this with me, I'm in one of the biggest slums in

Sierra Leone, a home to nearly 11,000 people. There's barely any

running water here, Nissan taigs. This is where most people go to the

toilet or -- no sanitation. This is where people go to the toilet and

wash their clothes. Thousands of the poorest of this country's

people are crammed into tiny shacks. Like Yenke and three generations of

her family. Hello. I'm John. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven,

so there's eight of you. Not to be disrespectful, but this is

basically the size of a small garden shed. You wouldn't want to

spend a night here let alone all your life. This hut is on the edge

of a sewage-filled river that regularly floods. So it's hard to

comprehend how the family have managed to survive these living

conditions. It turns out they haven't. She's lost five children

to preventable illnesses by living here.

TRANSLATION: Some of them died of pneumonia and the others malaria,

because we don't have the money, we could not afford the proper

medicines, so they died. How old? One year old, one year six months,

three months, four months, five months. With everything that has

happened to you, do you still have hope for your family?

TRANSLATION: I still have hope because I am still alive. I may be

one day, one of our kids will succeed and help us all.

children are battling to survive here. Your money has already paid

for some water taps to be installed, but there's a much bigger problem.

At this moment in time, there's 18 toilets that work here. There's

10,900 people living here. That's an incomprehensible dilemma that we

just don't face. But Yenke's 11- year-old granddaughter has to face

it every day. Can you explain where You can see why. Can you imagine

asking your 11-year-old daughter to go to the toilet into the river? I

calm here to learn something, but I've got to be honest with you, I

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someone's daughter and has to face this cesspit every day. What are

your worries for the future? What are the things that you worry

about? You lost your sister, and you worry

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got the hope. You can provide the help. Please call 03457 910 910.

Thank you. Back to Strictly now and let's see

how Chelsee and Pasha got on as they prepare for their

Welcome back to Pinewood Studios for part two of Strictly Come

Dancing Underwater. As it's Sport Relief we've taken Strictly to new

heights by taking it to new depths. We've submerged our ballroom and

1.2 million litres of water. Earlier champions Harry and Aliona

made a splash with their amazing routine here's a reminder of how

Hello sailor. Slick and streamlined. Truly a wonder down under. Elegant,

liquid, clean lines, loved it. I felt waves of emotion, darling.

was phenomenal, the shapes you make and everything else, your feel for

the water, you're like happy feet down there. You were full of life

Next it is Chelsee and Pasha. Here they are in training. I come second

in Strictly and it would be amazing to come home with a trophy. We're

taking our first steps in underwater dancing. I'm not going

in there. I don't lieb it. -- like it. I don't like going under water.

It goes in me eyes. I can't do it. Oh! I'm trying to work me breathing

out. I'm so used to breathing through me nose. I think we're

going through hardest stage. Because the main thing is to get

comfortable being under water. feels unnatural. I sometimes panic

when I have been down there. uncomfortable and scary to be under

water. It is a different vairplt. knew it would be hard and it is

hard for me. -- environment. I'm so proud of Chelsee. I can't do it.

APPLAUSE. Dancing under water, # Somewhere beyond the sea. #

Somewhere waiting for me # My lover stands on golden sand and watches

for ships that go sailing. # Somewhere beyond the sea. # She's

there watching for me. # If I could fly like birds on high, then

straight to her arms I'd go sailing! # It's fun beyond the

stars. # It's near, beyond the moon. # I know beyond a doubt, my heart

will lead me there soon. # We'll meet beyond the shores. We'll kiss

just as before # Happy we'll be, beyond the sea. # And never again

Are you all right darling? That was so good. How was it? Amazing. It is

scary being down there. But once you are down there, you feel your

breathing's going OK, it's amazing. I loved it. You did brilliantly.

Did youen joy it? Yes, everything went the way we planned and it is

such a feel of freedom. Yes and I can do the split down there.

our judge and Mark, how do you think they coped, they had tables

and chairs and everything. We were talking, I hadn't seen any rest

hearseals, but Chelsee had problems getting under the water, but you

war star fish, you were fantastic. You did more movement than Harry

and I think you were amazing. Well done. Bruno? Chelsee, you delicious

Mermaid! And in your underwater kingdom, there was a moment when

you swam under, reaching for the cam ra, it was pure Esther Williams,

it was great. You did fantasticically. Mr No longer

grumpy and just full of joy, Craig Revel Horwood. I thought the

transitions were slightly fishy. There were just a bit complex. It

looked a bit more like a shark attack and a feeding frenzy. But

you did a million and one steps, you kept in character the whole way

and I loved the use of props. Tables, chairs, champagne glasses,

absolutely heaven. Full of drama. I'd say water heaven, darling.

Gorgeous. Brilliant. Thank you. Finally head judge, Len. My little

water baby, I tell you whatever anyone gives to Sport Relief, you

have given more. I know you were petrified and you have come out and

do it. I think that was amazing. You did a fantastic job. It was

very well done. APPLAUSE. Well done. Before we get the scores, let's

welcome back Harry and Aliona. You of course scored 35. We will find

out what Chelsee you have scored. I would say if it is a tie, then the

king, otherwise known as Len, will decide who lifts the trophy. Good

luck. Will the judges please reveal It's a tie! Let's go to Len. This

is serious fpts somebody does win a beautiful Sport Relief underwater

trophy. Who would you like to see win? Well I tied both of you. I

gave you both an eight, because first I thought Harry's, that

actual dance was baufl and I loved the movement of it. -- beautiful.

However I must say that I felt that as a dance from a celebrity, under

water, Chelsee did a bit more dancing. You mainly partnered

Chelsea See mainly danced. My decision is for you Chelsee and

Pasha. We have a winner of Sport Relief Strictly Come Dancing

underwater. Raise it above your head. I feel stupid, but I'm made

up. Stupid and made up is good. Thank you. I was an incredible

experience for both couples. I think we are both winners today.

You were, are you happy for them? Delighted. It is an may mazing

thing to be part of and Chelsea See did incredibly well. And it is an

amazing thing. Thank you. We have a winner, please raise the roof for

our Sport Relief Strictly Come Dancing Underwater champion,

From north to south, east to west. You made a difference. You are the

best. Whether climbing, skaiteding or swimming a mile, you always

limbered up in true style. On ships, riegd bikes, or fitness -- riding

bikes or or fitness machines, you went out in teams. With family or

friends, or going a - alone, you did your best. You got out fr bed

and raised loads of money. We thank you dearly for every peny raised,

now get some raised, now get some rest. Thank you, we hope you had

fun, you are baufl and brilliant, - - beautiful every last one.

time for Miranda, who seems to have Oh yes that, man played an ace the

moment he took his track suits off. He can lob his eyes my way. He can

have a racquet together. Good one. I'd like a good service! Oh that's

just desperate! Where's Miranda. I do hope she behaves herself. I have

never risked exposing her in a box. # Land of hope and tkphrory... --

glory, why do we never know the words. The button is a Salah my --

Salah Mey stick. Oh the tennis. That is brilliant. Oh I'm sorry

Dame scary Bruce phase. It is a not the news now. Chill axe owe Brucey.

Not that I'm saying you look like Bruce Forsythe. You are actually

beautiful in the flesh. What are you wearing. I thought Albert Hall

Proms. You look like a rugby player, you look like an absolute... Moron!

Get your plaity stick out of my face. There is a joke there

somewhere. Quick! I will go home and change. No, you will miss

everything. I'm not bothered about the tennis. But there are men here

who are what I call tall. Tall rich men with bulging thighs. I might

stick around. It is Virginia Wade. Your royal tennisness. I'm needed

in the VIP room. So are we. There will be men. We're needed in the

VIP room, OMG, LOLer, because we are all more important people than

you. Such fun. She said such fun. VIP room. We're in. Act casual.

Look around for men. Smie sure. -- Sure. You're look very strange.

try tock casual. It is Robbie safr accuse savage. Hello I'm Penny.

This is my daughter Miranda. Hello. Hello nice the meet you. Oh Savage.

You can savage me any time! What am I doing? Chow, ring me. Oh it is Mo

para. Hello Mo. I will be fine. So Mo, Mo, fara, and ball. Mighty Mo.

And big Mo. A Mo hee toe! A Mo Mo a go go! Here's a gone, gone. Why do

you have to be my daughter. It is just the way it goes. You're weird.

I defy you to do better. Right. Fine. Joe Calzaghe. Hello Joe.

you doing? What say you and I engage in some sexual sparring,

Ding, Ding, round one, bash, bash, boom, bash bang! Boom! Oh I'm sorry,

Miss Balding. So sorry. What and I'm weird. You're suppose to be

casual with famous people and I put my bum in Clare Balding's face.

It's too much! That was Roberto Mancini. What is going on over

there. Come here. Who are you lot. Have you got pass? Who are we, that

is rude, for we are athletes. Yeah. This is... Hill... My name is

Pavlova, I'm a Russian gymnast. this gymnast. And I am... She's

heavy weight. I thought I recognised you. Iesm a heavy weight

boxer, lifter, I lift heavy boxes. Watch me lift! And... Oh dear I

think you have been eating too many crisps. Who are you really.

Barker. No, I'm suer Barker. I don't think so. No, I am Sue Barker.

We have only got your word for that. I don't know who you are. She

shouldn't be in this VIP room, what does she know about tennis. This is

Sue, how are you? Fantastic question of sport the other day. I

loved it. I'm Sue Barker. No, I'm Oh, cricketers. Lads, catch!

sorry. Hello. Sorry about that. That was wholey inappropriate. Oh,

look, Goran Ivanisevic, now he is the perfect man. Bit out of your

league. Try and keep it a tiny bit real, girlfriend. What is this?

know, keeping it in the celebrity groove. No me and Goran. Out of

your league. OK jog on, ideally for 26.2 miles. Excuse me Jessica

Ennis! You're never Goce to believe who's here, my long-term crush

Michael Owen. Is that his real size or has someone put him on a hot

wash. Look who he's with, James Cracknell. He is perfect for you.

Oh, I wouldn't mind striking gold with a bit of James Cracknell. Calm.

He winked. He winked at me. Due see that? OK. All right. What do we do?

Smile. All right Mo? He waved at me. He called me Mo which clearly

stands for most definitely would. We are so in there. Oh, yeah!

aren't they coming over? Do you know what I think it is? I think

they're intimidated by the dress. Oh, you're so right. If I wasn't

wearing this dress, they'd be all over us. He winked again. OK, let's

get out of here, getting you out of that and plan. OK. What can I wear?

We need to dress you down. You look needy and desperate. I am needy and

desperate. Where can I change? I need a room to change in. I need a

sort of changing room, as it were. There's no-one here. OK. Look, a

thong! Do you think he'd like me in a thong. He looks like a thong sort

of a man. What am I going to do? Perfect, a tennis kit. It's a man's.

Exactly, it will fit. Oh, rude. I tell you what size you'll look in

that jute fit. Size sexy baby. Men like a sorty look. Get those legs

out. Excuse me, I have a thng to put on. -- thong to put on.

Ivanisevic, your match is starting, please come with me. Mr Ivanisevic?

Sorry, there's been a misunderstanding.

misunderstanding, you're on next. He looked straight at me and still

thought I was Goran Ivanisevic. It's one thing from the back!

as you can please. Why can't I get mistaken for Anna Kournikova.

Excuse me young chap, there's been a mistake. Miranda? Where is my

kit? Oh... Ouch. Arrrr. What are you doing? I thought you winked at

me. You did it again. No I've got dodgy new contact lenss. Oh, right.

Well you know, your loss, your loss, my little elfin friend. Tomorrow

you'll be playing with Wayne Rooney. I'll be playing with these bad boys

and a boff and a boff. The thing is I really think there's been a bit

of... Oh, God it's Tiger Tim. shape Goran. I really think you

should check in the dressing room. He's clearly still down there.

You're such a card. Where's Miranda. I thought she was with you.

COMMENTATOR: Welcome Tim Henman and Goran Ivanisevic. What on earth?

Quick, do something. How can we stop her? I'll serve. I might as

well. It's only henman. Oh, my, Love-15. This is mortgagifying. --

mortifying. Love-30. It's OK. It came back quite fast. I wasn't

expecting that. She'll never find a husband, if it gets out she's been

She won a point! Goran! Goran! CROWD CHANTS: Goran!

MUSIC: Theme to Rocky Advantage Ivanisevic. Goran, Goran!

Excuse me. What are you doing? Putting us all out of our misery.

You all right? Thank you. Oh, gosh... Hello Mr Ivanisevic,

Sir. Erm, sorry, I'm wearing your kit. It's just... You look hot.

am a bit sweaty. I started your match. We're in the lead. I mean

Size sexy! Mr Lend le your match with McEnrow in two -- McEnroe in

two minutes' time please. See you later. Sport Relief 2012 saw

extraordinary musical contributions from bands such as JLS, Snow Patrol

and my personal favourite and the favourite of everyone over 45 LMFAO.

# I hope that the world stops raining

# Stops turning its back on the young

# See nobody here is blameless # I hope that we can fix all that

we've done # I really hope Martin can't see

this # I hope that we still have a dream

# I'm hoping that change isn't hopeless

# I'm hoping to start it with me # I just hope I'm not the only one

# Yes, I just hope I'm not the only # I hope we start seeing forever

# Instead of what we can gain in a # I hope we start seeing each other

# Because don't we all bleed the same?

# I really hope someone can hear me # That a child doesn't bear the

weight of a gun # I find the voice within me

# To scream at the top of my lungs # I just hope I'm not the only one

# Yes, I just hope I'm not the only # Louder, I cannot hear you

# How can things be better left unsaid?

# Call me, call me a dreamer # But it seems the dreams are all

that we've got left # Ooohhh

# I hope that we still have a heartbeat

# I hope we don't turn to stone # At night when you turn the lights

# I hope you don't cry alone # I hope we stop taking for granted

# All of the land all of the sea # I'm taking a chance on loving

# I hope that you take it with me # I just hope I'm not the only one

# Yes, I just hope I'm not the only # Yes, I just hope I'm not the only

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to talk about it. They feel a bit ashamed. Life sometimes is just so

hard. Over the years, Sport Relief money has helped all sorts of

people from all over the country. Get them back on their feet, help

them stand tall with pride. never give up. Children who bear

the huge responsibility and challenge of looking after their

own parent. My mum's got multiple sclerosis which makes her really

tired. I mainly help my mum with the cooking and I help with the

injections. And getting things ready for her. I remember certain

smells and I started really hearing high echo. Your head starts banging.

I started seeing things, not flash backs, I mean literally seeing

things. It's like looking at a ghost of somebody that used to be

there. I just sat beside him and he's rocking and crying. He didn't

know who I was. He didn't know where he was. He was scared. Sorry,

But they do have someone who cares - they have you. Because 50% of

Sport Relief money gets spent here in the UK. In England, Northern

Ireland, Scotland and Wales. Your funny -- money funds projects

nationwide. I have witnessed how important these organisations are.

It is your money that makes all of this possible. It is a great idea

bring able bodied and disabled young people together to break down

barriers. And what better way to do than through through sport?

helps me be more independent and come here. The project, it is

fantastic. I can't wish for a better support network. Tonight you

can be the rock that support the lifeline in sun's life. Someone who

needs your help right now. Call the number on screen now. And make a

difference to someone's life. Or donate online. A big, big, thank

you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Next, it

is Britain's Got Talent. Where a new boy band think they have got

what it sakes to impress Simon. They haven't! Britain's Got Talent

comes to London. And among the hopefuls waiting in the queue,

stand a new boy band. They have travelled from Benidorm in Spain.

I'm Liam. I'm Kenny. I'm with Asparagus Rising. I'm Michael and

together we are are - Los Chorizos. Who have we got here? Los Chorizos.

How did you meet? On holiday in Benidorm. I put four young lads

together with a lot of raw talent. Nick put us together and made a

supergroup for the 21st Century. Wow! I think they have got what it

takes to win. They have the dance moves of Divrsty. They have got the

appeal of Joe McElderry. And The Got the voices of JLM. JLS!

name is Los Chorizos, which means I can't find me sausages. Iefrplt

what you talking about? It means hot fiery meat. I knew that. I'm

not a complete idiot. Really, which part is missing. How are the nerves.

We are feeling good, we're going to win. That is fighting talk. No, I'm

a lover, not a fighter. Benidorm has got talent and we're bringing

to it a stage near you, Los Chorizos! Los Chorizos. I still

think it sounds like can't find me sausages. APPLAUSE. Hello, hi Simon.

Who are you? We're a boy band from Benidorm and we're called Los

Chorizos! It means hot sausages. Great.Ly, Are you all right. Have

you seen me husband. He is their manager. He wanted to watch it from

the front. Do you think you can win. I can we can absolutely win. Can I

have your names. I'm Liam and I'm 18. All right and you? Michael and

I'm 13. You. Math owe. How old are you? 25. The rest. Where do you see

yourselfs in five years time. Las Vegas. In Hollywood. Hollywood.

That is near Las Vegas. What would you call your first album?

Sausages! What did he say? Sausages. OK. You ready. Shall we start.

Thank you. Good luck. Come on Los Chorizos this what is has all been

about. # Let's get ready, let's get ready to rumble. I know this one.

Come on. Let's get ready # Let's get ready I come on Liam man!

get ready to rumble. He's forgot the hovers -- moves. Wash United

get the mic, psyche! Et let's get ready to rumble. Everyone rumle.

Let's get ready to rumble # Get ready, get steady, and rumble.

That is my son. Get ready to rumble! Who buzzed them? Simon.

Simon Cowell? Yes. Get redy, get steady, let's rumble. Everybody

rumble. Let's get ready to rumble. Rumble ladies. Rumble. Rumble.

hot. Thank you. What did you think? I think you guys are great. You're

very sexy, clearly. You are a fantastic dancer. What is there not

to like. David what kid -- did you think? The song was bad enough

first time around. Carmen Electra. Let's get ready to rumble, yes clam

This was arguably one of worst groups I have ever seen. And the

idea... Sorry the idea you called yourself a boy band was ridiculous.

We're a boy band. CROWD BOOS. not having it. Right, that's it.

Listen, Cowell, you don't know nothing about talent. This lad here,

he is my grandson. And if you say anything to him, I'll kick you so

hard where it hurts, you will be singing soprano to Ding, dong,

merrily on high! This is my mother and I'm sorry, but she gets a

bitter tabl when she's not had a -- gets a bitter tabl when she has not

had a cigarette. Let's vote on it. I have to say, yes. Alesha? It is a

yes for me, guys. Two yes, one more and they're through. I'm going to

say absolutely no. So your fate lies with David. Hmm... I think

there is potential. Fing you worked for the next say 70 or the 80 years,

he hearseing you might have something. So I'm going to say yes!

You're through. Bye! If you're taking part in the Sport Relief run,

good luck and don't forget to watch the Sport Relief mile show on BBC1

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