The Sport Relief Games Show Sport Relief

Hello and welcome to The Sport Relief Games Show

You may have enjoyed a brilliant night of Sport Relief entertainment

on Friday, but the fun doesn't stop there.

Today we're at Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park in London,

People cannot get enough of Sport Relief.

90 years old today. We will bring you all the action as thousands of

view across the country join the Sport Relief Games, walking,

running, swimming and cycling yourselves proud. We will show you

how doing your bit for Sport Relief really does help to change lives.

Look at the spot we have chosen the path our party truck. I don't think

it is on double yellow lines, we will be fine for a couple of hours.

Even if we get a ticket, the view is worth it. Behind us, the Orbit

sculpture and the home to the 2012 Olympic Games. Today, and equally

momentous sporting occasion, Sport Relief Games, it is just as well we

have a legend on hand. John Inverdale is at the start line. Good

afternoon, a legend among sports commentators. Harry Davies will be

talking us along through the action. -- Barry Davies. Ore Oduba will

report from Sheffield, where football fans of all ages and

abilities are taking part in the FA People's Cup. Ore has been busy.

Ore spent Friday night in the Aquatics Centre overseeing the Clash

of the Titans, one of the highlights of an epic evening which saw a

record-breaking 55 million ?444,906 raised. That figure is still

growing. At the end of the show, we will reveal the latest total. If you

are feeling generous, please donate. Before that, we have got all of this

to look forward to. Barry, over to you.

Their Sport Relief challenges have seen them cover hundreds of miles

Jo Brand and Greg James will be here.

Anton du Beke and Kevin Clifton swap the ballroom for the Aquatics Centre

And get your skates on for the return of Frank Spencer.

I love it! It is not just frankly getting physical, today thousands of

you are taking part in the Sainsbury's Sport Relief Games, and

a special thanks to the customers and staff of Sainsbury's, who have

now raised an amazing ?100 million. 100 million! Since the start of the

partnership with Comic Relief 17 years ago.

Now today's events see the great British public putting

on their running shoes, swimming cosies and cycle helmets

at more than 600 locations across the UK.

And throughout the show we'll be paying visits to...

And we're not just all over the UK today -

For the last month Eddie Izzard has been running across South Africa

attempting to complete 27 marathons in 27 days to pay tribute

to Nelson Mandela and his 27 years of imprisonment.

He should change his name to Eddie is hard!

He started on February the 23rd, and he finishes by doing his final two

marathons actor back today. Hopefully we will see how he is

getting on later. -- back-to-back today. From a comedy icon to a

commentating icon. It is none other than the voice of sport, Mr Barry

Davies, great to have you win us. It is a lovely cupboard you have got

there. Like a mobile home! You commentating on the opening and

closing ceremonies of London 2012, you have commentated on a lot of

professional sports people, what is it like to comment on the great

British public? It is wonderful, they were crucial to the success of

the 2012 games. They turned out in their hundreds, thousands and

millions to give support to the big names and the hugely successful

Great Britain team. There is a bit of that feeling here today, I'm

sure. Definitely, you have all of the details we need on the events,

so over to you. The Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park in

all of its sporting splendour. In the distance, Lee Valley Velopark. A

bit closer, on the right, the Aquatics Centre. Cycling and

swimming events going on. We are watching the runners coming around,

having been set off by John Inverdale, going past you to in your

truck, and passed the stadium that saw so many highlights during the

games four years ago. Then down past there towards the Orbit. A chance to

get something warm and a medal to remember a special day. There would

seem to be a fresh wave getting ready to run, so I think it's back

to you, Matt and Alex. It's a lovely course. We ran it earlier and

everyone who takes part in the series today -- the Sport Relief

Games today will receive one of these medals. Engraved on both

sides. I did myself proud for Sport Relief! Of course we are very, very

proud recipients of our medals. We met lots of families on the way

around. Not all sitting on the sofa drinking lattes. It is now, mainly.

We took part first thing this morning. Here is a quick flavour of

how thousands of you have already been walking, running, swimming and

cycling in aid of Sport Relief. And we'd love to hear

from you today. You can get in touch with us on BBC

One's Facebook and Twitter If you're taking part in any

of the events across the country let us know your name, where you're

from and what you did and you could see your

name on screen, just Now, of course, the Sport Relief

weekend sprinted off the blocks on Friday night as the worlds

of sport and entertainment collided My highlight was Russell Kane in the

synchronised swimming. He was funny but he was so into it. I thought,

you know what, that guy has got physical prowess. My man of the

match was Greg James, lip sync thing. I know we are doing the

Gregathlon, which we will talk about later. If you missed any of the

action, here is a quick replay. Sport Relief 2016! Welcome to the

show. I will run 27 marathons in 27 days. I am doing this on behalf of

the portly middle-aged women in the country. Hello, Mr Wiggins!

On your marks, go! And Hugh Dennis is down! Disaster. A two-time

winner. What a gay days! Right, get out. This is it, this is their life.

What we can do is help them from this point onwards. You look

brilliant. Sport can create hope. It is a ten!

We love you, Eddie. Keep going! I don't know how the legs are still

going, but they are. The total so far tonight... Cheers, everyone.

Thank you, so much, everyone who has donated. I am happy, thank you very

much. The winners, Team Flintoff! Goodbye, Doris. Thank you! Thank

you! Is it all over? It is now. So many moments. When it comes from

giving you all with effort, it means so much more. You can't give any

more than do your best and try hard. A huge thank you to everyone who

gave their time on Friday night, and a huge thank you to all of you

watching, who had donated and raised funds for Sport Relief. Maybe you

can't run, but you can donate and help a wonderful range of Sport

Relief projects in the UK and overseas. They are changing people's

lives for the better, all through the power of sport.

Sport has the power to change the world. It has the power to unite

people in a way that little else does. Sport can create hope where

once there was only despair. For the last 14 years, Sport Relief

and you, the British public, have been working together to change

lives through the power of sport. Half of your donations fund projects

in the UK. The other half go to the poorest countries in the world. In

Kenya, we are supporting a project using football to teach leadership

skills and teamwork. And inspires children to get an education. I feel

good. Football makes me strong. For young people with disabilities in

the UK, sport can unlock a whole new world of opportunity. I like the

different activities. I want to feel confident. Your money supports

street children across the world. Giving them a safe place to sleep.

And through sport, the chance to feel like children again. In

Bangladesh, drowning in floods is a major cause of death in children. So

Sport Relief taught children to swim, and saved countless lives.

Here at home, a lot of older people can face loneliness and depression.

Sport Relief supported this project, where sport makes them feel part of

a team once again. It doesn't stop there. Across the world, your

donations are inspiring people to get active and change their lives. I

want to be the best boxer in the world. Not a bad reason, is it? This

is your chance to be part of something amazing.

And that right there is the reason why thousands of you up and down

the country are taking part in the Sport Relief Games today.

You're helping to fund amazing projects that

It has all gone quiet here at the moment, there is an air of

anticipation. There is about to be a massive burst of energy behind us,

because we have a whole load of milers ready to go for the next Mile

in London. John is at the start line. He was the last person who

said good night to me at the rugby last night. We will hand over to him

now, John Inverdale, at the start. You promised not to tell anybody,

Matt! Some elite athletes here, Perri Shakes-Drayton, you will be in

Rio fingers crossed? That is what I am training towards, everything is

going well, so look out for me this summer. Aliona and Jay from

Strictly, are you going to do the paso doble? Slowly rumba. She told

me just to enjoy myself, but if we don't win, she is not talking to me

ever again! Roger Black with your sons. Is this the part the father

bragging rights? They will be going quickly and I will be puffing behind

them! Sharron Davies and Derek Redmond... I have the wrong venue!

Derek, looking forward to it? I am, my dad is half way around, he will

help me finish the race! Greg, we will talk to you later. Danny, from

Eastenders, you went out to Sierra Leone to see what the work actually

does. Absolutely. It was brutal, it was real life. It affected me in a

way I never thought it would. That is why I am here and I want to do as

much as I can to help our fellow human beings. I'm sure you got

involved! A couple of triathlons? Nothing... You will be next year,

that is an exclusive! I did a triathlon around many bars in Paris

last night! Good luck, enjoy it. Towards the start. Double Olympic

champion James Cracknell is going to sound his klaxon. We will have a

starting clock on the big screen. Looking forward to it? Every running

race is too far, no matter how long, so it is better to start and then

chase my son. You saw him win his Chopper on Friday night, here he is

with the klaxon. Four, three, two, one...

Here we go, for the latest race around the Olympic Park. And away

they go, what a sight. The spirit is the same it was, I can't believe it

was four years ago, my last visit to the now Queen Elizabeth Olympic

Park. Look at the attitude of the competitors, the elite amongst the

favourites in this wonderful park which is 560 acres, would you

believe. There seem to be hundreds here wanting to run around it.

With all this physical exertion going on it only seems fair we prise

It does! This is the mile route. It bends around the sofa, there is

great grains. Can you see him? Hello! Greg! -- there is Greg James.

We have found a family, do you live here? We live in the athletes'

facts. Do you know who is flat? About the block we weigh in was the

great British team, but we don't know who. So as anybody knows, let

us know. Do you use the facilities on a daily basis? You can't not use

them. What is your name? Are you whispering? Is it you go? I thought

it might be. Is this the first little bit of the mile you have been

doing, or had you been here for a while? This is the first bit. We

have Bella and Jenny, why is it important to do this as a family? It

is important to raise money macro and awareness for everything going

on. My husband is in Belize on an army exercise, they are aware of the

Zika virus, malaria, there is a lot of awareness which needs to be

raised. Is you get on, we don't want to hold you up. You couldn't not do

this if this was happening on your front door! Crack on, Hugo!

It's not just London playing host to the Sport Relief Games today.

They're happening at locations all across the country.

So let's catch up with former Paralympic swimmer Rachel Latham in

Eat, sleep, run repeat for Sport Relief. Welcome to Norwich, the

University of East Anglia, where hundreds of people have sacrificed

their duvets and cooked breakfast to do the mile, or more, for Sport

Relief. We are hoping to gee up the crowds, maybe belt out some operatic

notes. I have not done much training, I only entered yesterday.

Just doing it to raise money and have fun.

We just want to get fit while raising money for it.

Not much spring in the air in Norwich today, but there was spring

in people's steps and Miles smiles. Good people doing things for a good

cause to change people's lives. Thanks, Rachel - and thanks

to everyone taking part You are doing brilliantly! The

enthusiasm miserably. It's time now to welcome our first

guests to the party truck. They are two of our country's most

decorated athletes - both of them Olympic

gold medallists. Hello to James Cracknell

and Sally Gunnell. Wellcome, both. James, you have just

started this? It is a fraud, I have mine Ban and I am just watching. --

have my number on. Number one son has stormed off somewhere. It is a

loop, he will come back! Just leave him on it, he can do six miles!

Now, on Friday night, you both took part in something

called the Great Sport Relief Bike Off.

For people who missed it, give some background. We were trying to break

a Guinness world record for how many people can write one kilometre in

the Velodrome in an hour. It was kicked off by James, we had to

literally... Like a relay, each person did four lap is, and luckily

we had 40 people on reserve, and it took 41 of us and I ended up having

two goes, it was brilliant. I am just going to bring the bike in, if

it is all right. It is extraordinary. The height of the

seat! Is looks like something out of the circus, what is going on? Is a

Chopper not meant to be the other way around? It was very twitchy. I

was doing the first one, so I carried on for an hour. Bradley

Wiggins did the hour, I was setting and our record on a chopper. I had

lots of encouragement from the rest of the relay guys. This is original?

1983. I should have cleaned it a bit! The wheels are not original,

they are not built for staying on the bank of the Velodrome. There was

a little bit of other patient, but it is not made for comfort -- there

was a little bit of adaptation. Hoople must be wondering what on

earth you looked like. Here is the answer. -- people must.

COMMENTATOR: Two Olympic champions the same time, James Cracknell and

Sally Gunnell. Two-time Olympic champion rower, but this will

probably feel like the hardest race of his life. Partway there, grim

determination written all over his face. The minutes are slowly ticking

away, he is having to dig deep. Hats off to James Cracknell for this

magnificent effort, and hour of pain for a great cause.

That looked very full on. It felt much faster than its looked. In my

mind, I was zipping around, I think I was doing about 25 seconds labs,

when prior to did his our record he was doing 16 seconds, that is how

quick. -- when Bradley did his record in an hour. I was thinking, I

had to get around without going to hide, you had to pick your moment.

Sally, as a world Champion hurdle, you can get over anything! We have a

friend with us. This is Mark McKinley, a newcomer. Here is your

certificate to prove that you have set this record. 40 cyclists in the

hour. As we say, you are all officially amazing.

APPLAUSE You have both broken records in your

separate fields, how does this compare?

It was a mad idea that has come to fruition. It is nice that you are a

world record-holder. I had one, it only lasted two years, so it is nice

to get one back. Are you still the world record-holder? How much was

yours broken by? Not too much, it was close, but then I had to go and

interview the girl who just broke my world record. Mine was broken by

eight seconds in London. You still have the British hurdle record.

Arguably the Chopper one is the one you want! Does it have to have Steve

had -- Steve Redgrave's signature on it. We are not saying this is

comedy, but we are moving on. And when I say comedy gold,

I am talking 24 carat. Is it possible... 26? I don't

whether you can get 26! Yes, one of the most iconic sitcom

characters of all time returns And just like thousands

of you across the country, he's going the extra

mile for Sport Relief. But - of course - he's doing

it in roller skates! It's time to welcome

back Frank Spencer. And here he is on his journey to see

little Jessica all grown up I'm going left! We are nearing the

end of this world record our attempt from Sir Bradley Wiggins, it is

truly unbelievable from him. He is absolutely flying. If he can keep

this up, the record is on. Just three laps away from the record, Sir

Bradley will break it yet again. There really is no stopping him.

What on earth is going on here? Oh, look, dad is here! What is he like?

Despite the unscheduled interruption, Sir Bradley is still

on for the record. He is almost there. Hello, Mr Wiggins! Get off,

it is Sir! Hello Mr Wiggins, Sir! How is he holding on? Have you seen

Jessica Spencer? Who? I have not. Otherwise have you seen Betty

Spencer? I haven't, get off! I think I am having a hot flush. I will give

you a bloody hot flush, get off! There they are! He has donated,

truly unbelievable! -- he has done it. New balls, please! Excuse me! I

am a married man! COMMENTATOR: What is happening here?

Getaway! Disaster for Bradley Wiggins. Coached Dave Brailsford has

to be fuming. Did I win? I have never seen anything like this

before, I am in shock. Oh, Jessica, I'm so sorry I missed

your race. It's OK, dad. It's just a shame you didn't hear everyone

shouting my name. I was so proud. Although I always think, if you

happened anything nice to say, you shouldn't say anything at all. I

bought you a present. I left it with Mr Wiggins. Vista Wiggins! Why are

we stopping here? I really need to get to the hospital. Sorry, there

has been another incident. Thank you, Mr Wiggins! Take him away!

Well, all things considered, I think it has been a really lovely day. Not

for Bradley Wiggins. I'm sorry I didn't win, dad, I just wanted you

to be proud of me. We are always proud of you. Even when I done able

see on the carpet? Did you? I don't remember that. Even when I did a

whoopsie. Made you, I'm going through the change. I keep

forgetting what I forgotten. Oh, Frank. Look, there is Doris!

And you can see the full sketch in all its glory later

on in a Sport Relief highlights show tonight at 5.15pm on BBC One.

A huge thank you, of course, to Michael Crawford.

While I do, it's over to Ore Oduba, who's having a very busy

Come on, Sheffield, tell them what they are missing! Seven-year-old

Harrison, are you having a good time? Yes? Yes! Well done, all of

you. Give us another gear, Sheffield. Absolutely glorious, you

join us in the city of steal. -- another gear. We are awake and well

with the smell of sport. As well as the Sport Relief Games, Sheffield is

also playing host to the finals of the FA People's Cup 2016. The

competition alongside BBC Get Inspired, getting people of all ages

involved in the beautiful game. Here is Nick Bright to tell you more.

The FA People's Cup gives the people of England the chance to play

This year, a record 35,000 people entered.

There are 11 categories ranging from under-14 boys and girls

to veteran men and women, including disability

Whether you're a woman, whether you're older,

you can still play the game that you enjoy.

It's just wonderful to be able to play football once again.

From Plymouth to Preston, from Nottingham to Newcastle,

The stakes are high, with the winners of each category

being given a chance-of-a-lifetime trip to Wembley.

And, at half-time, you get to walk on the hallowed turf.

Along the way, we have met some amazing people

When you first start off on crutches, it's quite hard.

Seen some great football and seen some spectacular goals.

The finals in Sheffield, where we find out who will be

Let's get the ball rolling as we begin the battle

It has been an epic journey of football, fun and friendship all

around. The finals of the cup taking place right now. This is a taste of

what we have had so far today. We are all here for the FA People's

Cup. It's the final of the FA People's

Cup. Thank you very much to everybody who

has been involved so far. We have ourselves a pair of champions. Eve

and Rachel, the winners of the goals under 14 competition. And a man you

might know well, Kevin Kilbane. You haven't won anything! How was that,

winning the competition? It felt really good, such a tough

competition, we didn't know we would get this far. You won 3-1 against

Doncaster Belles. Never in doubt. It was intense but really fun. Tell us

about today, an incredible atmosphere, the sun has come out, it

has been awesome in Sheffield. A really nice day and a great

tournament. FA Cup final tickets? Looking forward to it? Really

excited. Kevin, what a day to be alive. It doesn't get much better,

the sun is shining. So much in the Premier League today, but this is

where it is happening. So much talent, Eve and Rachel. A lot of

talented youngsters, a lot of talented older generation, it has

been great to be part of this competition today. It launched in

2015 but it has got bigger and better. 35,000 taking part, male and

female, people with disabilities. A lot of scope to be involved in this

tournament, anyone can get involved and that is the beauty. Certainly a

positive thing again this year, such a success. Eve and Rachel, just a

couple of cases in point. Thousands of you have been getting sporty and

active today. BBC Sport want you to keep up the good work, staying

active and healthy, so go on, Get Inspired.

If you're looking for different ways to get up and get active,

Whether you want to find an alternative way to get to work,

or you're just looking for something new.

Maybe you want to get active with friends,

Visit bbc.co.uk/getinspired to find activities near you and to start

That is as pretty much done from Sheffield. Pickles, the mascot has

joined us. Are you all right? I will take that as an affirmative. Thank

you very much to everyone in Sheffield. Come back because we will

be talking about the Sheffield Sport Relief Games as well. Back to the

Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park. Me and Pickles... He is a mascot, for

crying out loud! A very square head. Who, Ore! That

is a bit harsh! And a big thank you also

to the This Girl Can community. They've teamed up with Sport Relief

to prove that taking part and doing some exercise, no matter how

big or small, is better Women up and down the country have

taken on the challenge, getting all sweaty and red faced

to help raise money for Sport Coming up two Strictly stars -

nay, Strictly legends - Anton du Beke and Kevin Clifton swap

sequins for speedos as they take on a fiendishly tricky

Sport Relief Challenge. First let's head over to Glasgow

and curling queen... A great time today, enthusiastic

family and friends, doing it for a great cause. We will do a little bit

of walking and a little bit of running. Running or walking? A bit

of both. A brilliant cause, everybody should do it. I got off

lightly this year. I have done things in the past, I am still

waiting for the call for me to play golf for seven days in a row in the

Algarve. I am repaired to do that! -- prepared. Families and friends

turned up to help Sport Relief. They have run, they have walked and joked

and dressed up, a fantastic event. A really wonderful day in the Shun

shine. Well done, Glasgow. -- in the sunshine. Thank you to the wonderful

people of Glasgow and everybody for taking part. Keep your name is

coming in, we will put them on the telly. We have seen many people

tackling a mile in aid of Sport Relief today. So spare a thought for

Eddie Izzard, running more than 700... It is hard to get your head

around it. Just remarkable. Eddie set himself the challenge of running

27 marathons in 27 days. We had a taste of his journey earlier on, but

here is the full story so far, blister... Hang on, these are live

pictures. Let's bring you up to date live. This is his second marathon,

through the streets of Pretoria. Not sure how far into it he is at the

moment, but we will keep you up-to-date with how he is getting

on. He definitely wants to finish this today. We know he tried in

2012, goodness me. We need to get the total art, because Eddie's

challenge has been absolutely massive. -- total art. Astonishing

feats in South Africa. One of the easiest ways to donate is by text

message. If you haven't already, this is the cause to donate to.

We would like you to introduce you to the Ugradar family from South

London. Hegga, Haroon and their sons Ilyas, Jamal and Bilal. They are

first timers, they have run six miles, all of them, in the Queen

Elizabeth Olympic Park. This is how they got on. Hello, I am Jamal and

we are doing six miles for Sport Relief. This is Bilal. This is

Haroon. This is my family! It's nine o'clock, we are very, very

excited. Sport Relief run. What about you guys? Yes! Let's go! This

way for the mile. How are you? Thank you. There you

go, ready to go. Off you go. Not taking it too fast otherwise

I'll get exhausted. Nice and slow. Sorry, can't stop! We need to do

this! I am very pleased to say that we

have the Ugradar family with us. A brilliant achievement. Six miles,

all of you. A fantastic atmosphere here today, wasn't it, Hegga. You

must feel elated that as a family you have completed it. So many

people, even if it was cold, you felt warm. So much entertainment

around the course, brilliant. You will have to explain this, we were

on the starting line with you and you said you had never run a mile

before. What was it like, doing six? It was really fun. What was the

funniest bit? We were with you at the beginning and we jumped out, we

only did a mile and you carried on. In the end, you took a bit of a

tumble. Are you feeling OK, Bilal? A few scratches. A round of applause.

A massive high five, it is all about effort. To take a tumble in the

first few metres, to dust yourself off and then do six miles off the

back of that... There is a big reason that you, as a family,

decided to complete the Sport Relief six miles today. Not long ago, I was

diagnosed again terminally with cancer and I wasn't given very long

to live. When I was on my last seconds, I thought I'm going to sign

up for a marathon, so this was a piece of cake. I managed that last

October. I completed a marathon, even if I was told not to, and are

advised not to. I did it. This time I wanted to do something with the

family, so we thought, let's do six miles together. Wow.

Dad, how proud are you? Very, very proud. She is so inspirational. She

makes everything so easy for us. This was her idea. We wanted to do

something fun as a family, something to remember and raise money for a

great cause. You have done that. I tell you what, you need your medals,

because, gosh, do you deserve them? We have a double Olympic gold

medallist to give them out, James Cracknell.

APPLAUSE He is behind you!

There you go. I am hoping there is one is better for me, but I don't

think there is. Huge congratulations, like we said, for

you, get that around your neck. You have got the war wounds to prove it.

I cannot believe you are all still smiling after six miles. Go around

again! Just kidding. And if you've been fundraising

at home, too, then please don't forget to send in your

sponsorship money. Can you imagine going to all that

effort and forgetting! Details of how to do

this are on the website, Now, of course, the lovely Ugradars

here are just one of thousands of families taking part

in the Sport Relief Games all over So it's to Northern Ireland we go

now where Belfast's favourite daughter and all-round athletics

legend Dame Mary Peters has Here we are in Belfast on a cold but

lovely fresh morning, dry, lots of people of all ages have turned up to

support Sport Relief and their mile. It has raised money for a lot of

worthwhile charities that needed, what better way to do it? A great

turn out already, I am looking forward to it.

Really good, enjoyed it. Good atmosphere. Really vital to get the

money to where it needs to help people. It is wonderful to see so

many people early in the morning running the streets of Belfast, from

tiny babies through to pensioners, dogs and a world champion boxer,

Carl from Tim, with his daughter. It has been a wonderful atmosphere.

Thank you, Dame Mary, and everyone taking part in Belfast.

And, as you can see, our roll call continues to grow.

As if by magic, there it is! All those people going the extra mile

for Sport Relief. All you have to do is send your name and what you have

done. We would love you to get in search.

Now the very land under our feet played host to some of the greatest

ever triumphs in British sport back in 2012.

Who can forget the achievements of Mo Farah, Jess Ennis

and Greg Rutherford on Super Saturday?

But not even their victories come close to the glories celebrated

Teamed with a few famous faces, Freddie Flintoff

and Sir Steve Redgrave made a glorious return

So forget Super Saturday as we bring you the events of...

Tonight we have two teams, one of them will be crowned the Clash of

the Titus champions 2016. -- class of the Titans. What is the secret?

You just had to paddle fast! We have a fall, Hugh Dennis is down. It is

the sprint for the line. Freddie Flintoff is a two-time winner. Next

up, synchronised swimming. 14 Redgrave, Will Young! I am the

Merman of the synchronised swimming world. Judge and the three? Eight! A

clean sweep of eights. Ladies and gentlemen, Russell Kane! I will

control the water. I would not be surprised if I grew fins all

webbing! It is ten!

It is looking good for Team Flintoff. Team Redgrave have ball.

-- four. This requires athleticism and sporting prowess. Good tumbling

skills. Look at the control. A really expressive performance. Loads

of expression, and a bit of skill as well. Great work. Wow, how ambitious

is that?! Look at the tears, that was emotional? I just hope that

translated to the judges. I put my heart, sole and everything into

that. Ten! We are about to see two prime cuts

of human man go head-to-head. The big man from Bolton in blue, and

masterful man McFly, he has that Strictly Come Dancing footwork. The

small man wins against the bigger man! I have a bad knee, tendinitis

in two elbows and the lung capacity Day 57-year-old. I did all right.

Team Flintoff with a 1-point lead going into the final event in the

team triathlon. This event is so short, you do not hold back. It is

pure speed. Five metres to go, it looks like

Freddie Flintoff will win the 2016 gains, what a fantastic race. So

close in the end. The Sport Relief 2016 Clash of the

Titans champion, Team Flintoff. It was so brilliant. The rhythmic

gymnastics. It is impressive with the ribbon, but Omid Djalili with

the hoop, oh! He is multitalented, though.

Now, of course, today is all about the fun

But we're not afraid to get a little political for a moment.

As we all know, it's been a somewhat turbulent time of late for the major

Footballing icon Pele has found just the man to sort it out.

My name is Edson Arantes do Nascimento, or as I am

known around the world, Pele.

With the Fifa election coming up, I am here to make an announcement.

I will not be running for the position of Fifa president.

Because there is a better man for the job.

A man who understands football like no-one else.

A man who lives and breathes the beautiful game.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you my choice to be the next

Or as he's known around the world, Smithy.

Since 1888, association football has held its head up high

But now, in 2016, it seems to have lost its way.

The good name of football has been dragged through the mud.

The game I love, tarnished with allegations, and it

And what makes it worse - even the players are letting

Players taking dives, looking for cheap penalties.

But worst of all, players insisting on ripping their tops

I'm determined to change all of that.

So today, I, Smithy, announce my campaign to become

As I was saying, I want to bring football back to its former glory,

and I want to share with you my plan for how we get it all back on track.

Firstly, a lot's been said about grassroots football,

Grass is rubbish, innit, Geoff?

Everyone knows Astroturf is the superior surface.

I'm talking 3G, rubber crumb, sand field.

No more cancelled games because of waterlogged pitches,

guaranteed crazy, uncontrollable bounces -

who's not going to want to watch that, right,

Now, I would like to go on record and say that the rumours

of my being a stakeholder in Chinese Alan's Astroturf company

The Lawn Of The Dead are completely unfounded.

My shares have been sold to Vanessa Shanessa Jenkins,

a woman whom I am not in a relationship with.

The next motion I propose is a ban on teams bringing out

Right now, Man Utd have more costume changes than Beyonce,

Under my regime, all teams must stick with the same strip

Couldn't have said it better myself, boss.

Another part of my plan is to bring back teams recording FA Cup songs.

I'm talking Crystal Palace giving it Glad All Over,

the Anfield Rap, Man Utd's Move, Move, Move.

Yes, a terrible song, a disgrace to music,

but it connected us as fans with the players.

Under my regime, every football league club must record a song

and a video full of banter every single season.

You know me, Smithy, I'm the king of banter.

All I want to do is bring football back to where it belongs.

In the hearts and minds of true fans.

And it's these fans who are being priced out of the game.

I heard a story the other day where a ticket to watch

No-one should pay a penny to watch Tottenham, but that's how

This is football we're talking about.

But we, the fans, are the only constant.

Owners will change, managers will change,

We are ones who remain through thick and thin.

As Fifa president, I will make sure we are listened to.

But don't just take my word for it - listen to my friend,

my confidante, my campaign manager, Mr Jose Mourinho.

Three of the most inspirational leaders of our time.

But I don't think any of them could save football like Neil Smith.

Please vote Smithy for president, and make him

Look, I want to go back to a simpler time.

Bobby Moore swapping shirts with Pele.

Gazza and Vinnie messing about on the pitch.

Becks pinging in that free kick against Greece.

Sir Geoff Hurst winning us the World Cup in '66.

These are the times that I can take us back to.

To the left is the new home of West Ham United from next season, the

Olympic Park, and scene of the Paralympic games four years ago.

That leads us neatly to people carrying out the mile run around the

Olympic Park, these are all veterans of the Armed Forces and the Invictus

Games. What is your name? Hello, Derek. And Mike, look, Mickaela.

Then, Sam, Ray. The Invictus Games where a fantastic success, launched

by Prince Harry and a huge body of people. The next Invictus Games will

be where? Orlando, Florida. Or you could fit in Disney World at the

same time? If I get selected! I hope to be picked for cycling and growing

-- rowing. Track and powerlifting for me. What has the Invictus Games

done for the feeling of community? About it has been amazing, after

injury to see how you can go want to do more and more things, and the

teamwork from every single nation is phenomenal. Enjoy your mile run,

race, however you choose to do it. Dave was one of the founding

individuals who drove the Invictus Games. With klaxon in hand, he will

get the next wave of athletes and away. Five, four, three, two, one!

COMMENTATOR: Invictus is the Latin for unconquered. It says everything

about the competitors in this mile. Invitations have already gone out to

15 nations to take part in Orlando. The Paralympics style event is

definitely here to stay and those behind it deserve a great deal of

credit. It is absolutely right that they should be here to help in Sport

Relief, and I'm sure they are going to enjoy every minute of this

reasonably casual mile, which brings a smile to the face.

We thought we'd distract a few more the milers to see if they fancied

Would you like to introduce yourselves? We are the Bevan family,

Tony, Laura and Georgina. And you are Sherry. Some involvement with

Games makers. I haven't been here since 2012, nice to see the venue

again. You come back and suddenly, it's got a different vibe

completely. A bit colder, for a start! Are we mid-run? You don't

know! We have done 40 yards so far, just starting to warm up! Is it

right that mum and dad are part of a running club? You are well versed.

But are you enjoying it? It is really good fun, I have done five

came in the past. You are doing a great job. -- I have done five K. It

has been lovely to see you. How much money have you raised? ?120. Keep

singing as you go, we will see you later. There are three Evans making

up today's Sport Relief Games, the Mile, Cycle and the Swimathon. Time

to go to the London Aquatics Centre were Watchdog's Michelle Ackerley

has the news. Welcome to the Aquatics Centre, where the Swimathon

participants will take the plunge. Many ways to get involved, and

swimming is just one of them. These guys behind me are about to swim 1.5

kilometres, 30 lengths of this massive pool. Guys, are you excited?

Yes! Duncan Goodhew himself. A great

atmosphere already. What's going on? It's brilliant, we started early

this morning. Over 23,000 swimmers taking part. 600 pools. A lot of

swimming going on! Raising well over ?2 million. At the moment, ?1.1

million has already come in, so well done, everybody, keep it coming. You

seem very calm and relaxed. I just took my time and try to enjoy it,

instead of racing. Not often you get to swim in an Olympic venue. Such a

treat. She has just finished swimming 1.5 kilometres dressed as a

monster. Congratulations! How was it? It was tough with the hat on,

slightly warmer than in practice. I am really pleased, and I was under

40 minutes. Let me present you with your own medal. You deserve it.

Thank you very much! That's it from the Aquatics Centre. I am inspired

to put on my swimming cossie and get involved. Some exciting news. We can

cross to South Africa live to speak to Nick who is running with Eddie

Izzard. Hopefully you can hear us. How is it going? The second

marathon, can you ask Eddie how he is feeling?

OK, Eddie, how is it all going? 27th marathon. Well... Not brilliantly.

77 kilometres, almost 50 miles, today. I have done a marathon this

morning. This is my second marathon. Trying to finish... Really

difficult. Eddie, we don't want to rush you in

any way, shape or form. Goodness me, take every single minute that you

can. The aim is to finish this today. We know that, for many years,

you have wanted to achieve this. Is there anyway, shape or form you can

put into words how it feels to be doing the last few miles?

Is there any way you can put into words, after four years of planning,

to be doing the last few miles? I can't... I've got... Seven

kilometres to go. I can't really think of anything else. We've had

some problems today. I'm having to run really fast...

What an effort... We are sending you as much love and support as we

possibly can, to see you through the rest of your trip. We will keep

everybody posted on how you are getting on. Come on, everybody, dig

deep. If you haven't donated yet, get behind Eddie and do what you

can. This is probably one of the most impressive physical things I

have ever seen. It has to be. Really emotional, watching him. You just

want to will him on. He looks exhausted, bless him. We will keep

you up-to-date with how he is getting on. Quite remarkable. We

will now go back to the pool. This sounds ridiculous in comparison to

what we have just seen, but after both reaching the final of Strictly

last year and failing to lift the glitter ball trophy again, we

thought we would give two long-suffering strictly

professional, not as long-suffering as Eddie, but one more shot at glory

Sport Relief style. We asked Anton du Beke and Kevin Clifton to ditch

the dance floor in favour of a giant floating obstacle course. Ladies and

gentlemen, boys and girls, it is time to hand over to Ore for

stricter come Splashing. It could either be dis-as-tah or a complete

fab-u-lous... -- it could either be fab-u-lous or a complete

dis-as-tah... Welcome your host, Ore Oduba. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome

to the London Aquatics Centre. Forget the Rio Olympics, 2016 is all

about the inflatable assault course. We have been joined by some Strictly

stars who have ditched the dance off for the splash off. Shall we meet

them? Give it up for Kevin Clifton and Anton du Beke.

They are overwhelmed. Do you have any idea what you have got

yourselves in full? I love sport. And a fake moustache pleases me no

end. This is possibly the greatest outfit you have ever worn. Forget

Strictly. This is spectacular, Kevin. Can you tell we didn't know

what we were doing when we signed up for this? They said, can you swim? I

said, a bit. This is what has happened. It is time for you to

ditch your hats, take to the stage. Could Anton du Beke and Kevin

Clifton please take to the pool. If they come off the course, they can

swim to the second. If they come off the second one, straight to the end.

Gentlemen, no bombing, no ducking, no heavy petting. Anton du Beke.

Anton and Kevin, are you ready? Three, two, one, go!

What a grapple to kick off this assault course splash off. Kevin

Clifton, a bit of a stumble. Through the chamber, looking pretty good.

Anton takes the lead. Down into the water. What a dismount. Ten out of

ten. Anton du Beke has the slight advantage as they approach the

second inflatable course. Clifton is strong, he is a powerful beast and

he is not going to let it lie easily. Off goes Anton du Beke! He

was looking so good! Can Kevin stay on? Anton is trying to clamber back

on! Kevin Clifton, very carefully, trying to get himself across the

assault course. Really trying. Giving it his best shot. The trophy

is within touching distance. Kevin, from Grimsby. Kevin Clifton, going

for the big jump. Anton du Beke is taking every single

minute of this. Enjoying it all the way to the finish. As Kevin uses

every sinew to get himself to the finish line. But it is Anton du Beke

who is the champion! My goodness me! That is just brilliant. A lovely

commando role for good measure. Anton, you have only gone and won. I

would concede to a man who actually finished the course. At least a

draw, what do you reckon? Let's make it a draw. Karen, you have got what

they all want. No glitter balls, we have got our Strictly splash off

Trophy, to our joint winners, Kevin Clifton and Anton du Beke.

Always the gentle man, isn't he? Congratulations to them both. Coming

up, John Bishop brings us an inspiring Sport Relief success

story. We have covered James Cracknell's Great Sport Relief Bike

Off and Eddie Izzard's marathon efforts, but they are just two other

people from the telly who have put themselves to the limits for Sport

Relief. And you are one of them. You were out on a with Ore. A whole host

of people doing a lot of various things to raise money for Sport

Relief. -- you were out on a boat. Thank you if you contributed. Did

you struggle more with the boat or the rock? The rock was a solid

object, but in the sea, you are against mother nature, so that was a

bit more scary. Let's have a look at some of the extraordinary feats that

have been accomplished this year for Sport Relief.

I'm doing this on behalf of all the portly middle-aged women

The water's splashing out over the deck, and it feels

Five triathlons in five cities in five days.

It's so not normal to do this. Aargh!

If I can get to the end of the day, I can rest.

57 hours of non-stop five-a-side football,

with five stars doing 12-hour stints each.

Two legends out there today put their bodies on the line

Top of my leg's hurting. Ow!

She's in pain, she's tired, but she knows she's got a very,

Just a little bit of sensitivity.

Here, out in the ocean, you realise just how

I don't know how the legs are still going, but they are.

The undercarriage is going i-i-in...!

I am tired, I did push it, but we got there.

This makes it all worth it, it's just beautiful.

The battle of the five-a-sides is over.

I'm stiff, I'm sore, and I've finished!

And we're lucky enough to be joined by two of them now -

APPLAUSE We were just talking about seeing

Eddie on the telly, what television that is just watching him run the

last seven K! I can't believe he has got to where

he got to. It is so difficult. Mentally, just awful. He looks

exhausted, it is quite uncomfortable watching it. I'm going to lock him

up in a room when he gets back and not let him run a marathon 447

years. Again. What does he do tomorrow? He will want to do another

one. And this is what you were talking about, last week we saw each

other in Downing Street for a Sport Relief reception and you said, Greg,

after finishing it had quite a big impact on you in terms of you didn't

know what to do with yourself, your body felt depleted of everything?

When you train for something for a long time and only have that in your

head, then you don't plan what you do on Saturday when it finishes, so

I got there and the circus had left and there was just a clone quarrying

and quivering. -- a cloud. Were you into triathlons beforehand? Did they

approach you or did you say you wanted to get fit? I wanted to do a

challenge and they put it to me. I said, I have literally asked for it.

I wanted to go to all the Sport Relief Games cities, they are not

very close, geographically. And travelling overnight. Not easy. We

had some footage of you swimming, your legs were just not working when

you got out. What event in the day was that? The winds were open water,

this was Glasgow on day three. -- the swims were. We had had two

triathlons before that, we travelled overnight from Cardiff, had no

sleep, had not really eaten enough, straight in the water at 8am. You

should not be in that sort of water for that long, it is cold, 4

degrees, you start getting hypothermia, I was in there for

about 30 minutes or so and it is not a great idea. But it is supposed to

be hard and, rest assured, it was hard X formation when you do these

challenges, there are highs and lows. Jo we spoke to you on a

Wednesday about this, let's go back to the difficult times. That was

when you were blown over because of the hurricane. Who would have

thought I would get blown over! LAUGHTER

When you were on the One Show, we cut to a lorry to show how windy it

was. For you... That lorry didn't get

blown over, I pushed it over! But for you it was about encouraging

people to do something, so to see all the milers that have come around

and be sending in all the money they are raising from putting the effort

in, that says an enormous amount? I just wanted to be the fat old unfit

end of the market. There is a big group watching telly eating cakes,

lucky them! I just want that lot to get out and do something. You will

definitely have inspired them. Walking, particularly with a group

of mates, is great. And the money keeps rolling in because you go on

things and talk about them. We have got up to date totals. Greg, you

have raised 1,000,040. ?5 from the ex-Commissioner Jo, 1,000,150.

Fantastic effort. You can sit down for a while now.

Well, no matter who you are or what you've done for this year's

Sport Relief - whether you've learnt to sail or held a bake sale,

or even run 27 marathons in 27 days - we want to say a huge thank

You really are changing people's lives both here in the UK

and in some of the world's poorest communities.

John Bishop has travelled to Kenya to tell us the difference your money

had made to a little girl called Margaret.

Last time I came to Kanyai went to this dump site in Nairobi. -- to

Kenya. Ten-year-old Margaret had never lived anywhere else. Along

with her grandmother she spent every day searching through the rubbish to

try to scrape together and existence. What is the best thing

you have ever found? Rice, as food. Rice? The best thing you have ever

found? Year. Back then, it seemed that

there was no way out. But thanks to your generosity, their lives have

changed beyond compare. I went back to Kenya to see the change from

myself. Young Margaret is now going to

school, where she is finally getting a good education and making friends.

What is the best thing about going to school? English, mathematics. It

is brilliant. Your grandmother has a new house. Shall be governed see

grandma? -- shall we go and see grandma?

Look at you! You look brilliant. Thank you very much. Grandma

Margaret has started her own business. What do you sell? Credit

for the phone? 20 shillings. The difference between where they were

then and where they are now is incredible.

It is a very, very, very important photograph. It has all changed. No

more. No more days like this. Life is better. Let's look to the future.

Thank you. I'm happy. Thank you very much.

I'm just so glad that we are able to help.

You have changed sadness into joy and sorrow and loss into hope. That

is what your donations do. That is how you change lives.

Your donations mean that we can help more families like this. Please give

what you can. Go online

it is great to see the difference, but it has made to those people's

lives. Thank you to all of you for taking

part in the Sport Relief Games, wherever you are. You are really

helping to transform lives. And we have even more milers now

helping to raise funds. It's time to hand back to Ore to see

how the good people of Sheffield have been going the distance

for Sport Relief. CHEERING

Hello! Welcome to Sheffield. I am just

tuning in to do. We have atmosphere, as you can probably see. We have had

an incredible day. If you saw as earlier you would have seen the

finals of the FA People's Cup, that is going on all day. It is not the

only sporting event in Sheffield, we have had the Sheffield Sport Relief

Mile in the city centre, here is how it went down. Well played, everyone!

We are here for the Sheffield mile. I am going to jog. A very discreet

warm up. Looking forward to running six

miles? No! It is me getting out of my comfort

zone to raise awareness and money for people not as lucky as us. It

was good starting, then all downhill for the first bit. Great fun, such a

beautiful day. Best bit, finishing! World and the people of Sheffield,

all superstars. We have been joined by a couple more. Harry Grayson and

Paul Hudson from Look North. -- Harry Gration. Superstars of the

area. Fantastic. This is what Sport Relief is all about. We have gone

through it, Ore, over the last nine days or so, battled our way through

about 130 miles, three legged, you have survived, my knee is completely

shot. I have heard it was technically a difficult challenge.

Tell us about the how and why on earth. You seem like rational

gentleman, why did you decide to do the challenge? I was going to walk

130 miles, strapped to him! Ten hours a day. In the middle of

nowhere. It was the most extraordinary thing I have ever been

emboldened. Can I just say, we have had no corporate sponsorship

whatsoever, and the good people of Yorkshire, the viewers and

listeners, have raised ?225,000. ?225,000, incredible! Harry, I know

he is there, but what was hardest about the challenge? He is a

weatherman, he was talking in meteorological terms. I can tell you

everything you need to know about anticyclonic inversions. While

ex-formation which is why I came to Sheffield today! Congratulations, an

amazing total, congratulations, Harry and Paul.

Let's have a book at what is going down. The football continues, an

outstanding atmosphere. The FA People's Cup action continues, some

really incredible stuff and a great atmosphere. Talking about great

people, the Sports Personality Of The Year Helen Rollason Award is

awarded to outstanding achievement in the face of adversity. Last year

's winner absolutely still the show. Nine-year-old Bailey Matthews who

had cerebral palsy company did his first unaided triathlon, he joins us

now, along with his dad, absolute legend. The Matthews!

Bailey, you have done your Sport Relief Mile, how was it? Well, it

was kind of easy because... You are a legend! I have run quite further

than that. It didn't seem very long. That is coming from a champion. He

wanted more, dad? We joins Harry and Paul last week for part of their

walk. We wanted more. Just more. And you got more, you have your own

track coming shortly, and you have had celebrity endorsement? From who?

I can tell you, if you have forgotten. He goes by the name of

Simon Cowell, yeah, is that right? Just making sure! Congratulations,

we will make sure we get you another miles somewhere along the line.

Thank you both. Two heroes in Sheffield. From Sheffield, we will

go back to London for a man who, if he is not hanging around with rugby

players, he is back where he belongs, John Inverdale.

We have been running all day at the Olympic Park, since 10:15am, wave

upon wave, thousands and thousands. This is the last wave of the day,

this is the Blue Peter mile. Lindsay and Radzi, the current protagonists

at the helm of the good ship Lou Peter, they are here to lead the

team. You did a fantastic challenge? I did, I did a very epic challenge.

I called myself The Wave Runner, I attempted to cross the Irish Sea in

a zorb ball. Dangerous? Dangerous, tiring, the muscles are healing but

I am ready. What did you do, Radzi? I took part in a Velodrome

challenge. It is all about giving something ago, that is me and my

friend Barney attempting to beat Sir Chris Hoy. The guys behind us,

because of the Blue Peter sport badge, they have got involved, that

is what it is all about. Make some noise, guys!

They all have their blue Peter badges. What is your name? What did

you do? You are such 80s! What did you do? OK, we can't prolong this

any longer, you can tell us. I did a sponsored silence. How hard was it?

It made my jaw is heard. Is it harder than talking? Definitely. I

raised just over ?400. And think how much we get paid for talking!

Congratulations for your Blue Peter badges, I am in a childhood happen

over the last 72 hours, at Cheltenham on Friday I met John

Craven for the first time. Here we are, the one and only, the doyen of

all blue Peter presenters, Peter Purves. Great to be here. What a

marvellous event. Is this the best Sport Relief ever? Ten seconds

before you will blow the klaxon. Five, four, three, two, one!

COMMENTATOR: Away to people with blue Peter badges. I am honoured, I

owned one. Get down, Sh ep! Remember him, John Noakes? All those years

ago. A few stats. In the last two years, Sport Relief have raised

money which has helped 189,000 children to attend school and get an

education, 16,500 get support to improve their mental health, and

over 734,000 have been given life-saving vaccines. Funding to for

ID3 projects supporting people living with dementia. They are great

set-up, Blue Peter, and it is an honour to have them here on Sport

Relief, who have done so well worldwide for children.

And event as big as this can only run smoothly with the help of

hard-working volunteers. I have two fresh from the night shift at CBBC's

Furchester Hotel. Elmo and Phoebe! Thank you so much, you are working

very hard. Doing such a great job today. How has the atmosphere being,

Elmo? Wonderful, Elmo loves helping other people, it's very important.

Phoebe, what message would you give to all of the children who have been

very brave and have run today? I would just say, keep going, you are

doing an amazing job! Keep going! We love you! Amazing! I am starstruck

being here with you, we have three little boys who would love to say

hello. We have Ilyas, Jamal and Bilal. These boys have run six

miles. Six miles? Congratulations! Do you have questions for Elmo and

Phoebe? Maybe you should ask them if they are going to run a mile? I

would love to. You have been doing lots of things to help at school,

too, right? Bake-athons and things like that. What else have you been

doing? We have done a cake sale. 48 hours. We made posters and spread

the word. Elmo and Phoebe, these boys are an inspiration. We are very

proud of you. Now, this year, more children

than ever have been doing themselves And I'm not just talking

about the Mile, Swimathon or Cycle - they've been doing just

about anything they can think Well, however you children out

there have been fundraising, here's a special thank

you courtesy of Harry Kane. If there is one thing you can rely

on in life, every single year during Sport Relief some of the most

hard-working and dedicated fundraisers are the thousands of

schoolchildren across the country. That is why we are here today at St

Andrews School with a very special guest, England and Tottenham

striker, none other than Harry Kane. Are you ready? Let's do it. A warm

welcome to Harry Kane! , Everyone. A big well done for all of the money

you have raised for Sport Relief. What team do you prefer playing for,

Tottenham or England? A tough question, both of them are just as

good. In schools all over the UK, all of you hard-working young people

have raised an incredible amount of money for Sport Relief, going above

and beyond. You all deserve a huge thank you. To all the amazing

schools, pupils, teachers, grandparents, parents, everyone who

has spent time raising money for Sport Relief... Only one thing left

to say. Thank you! A big thank you to Harry. Thank you to the children,

teachers and parents. We couldn't do it without your help. I have to say,

Alex, I'm gutted that you got to meet Elmo. You looked really good

together! Don't talk yourself out of a job, Matt! It was my wish

fulfilled. That is why I got into broadcasting, to meet Elmo. Don't

rub it in! Here is a little treat for you, courtesy of Jack Whitehall.

As a big football fan, I guarantee you are going to love his co-star in

this sketch. Gareth Bale, isn't it? He is great, I think he is the best

person to come out of Wales in years. Charming! A bit hurtful!

Perhaps not as hurtful as the first part of this sketch for any England

fans watching. In the end, the German

bench get up and protest Gascoigne has had his second yellow

card of the competition, and here is a moment that almost

brings tears to his eyes. Question marks have been raised

over his temperament The referee has gone to his pocket.

It's red! It was in the goal.

It surely crossed the line. It's on by Cavani,

there is no flag here. So there you go, and Luis Suarez

put the final nail in England's World Cup coffin in Brazil

in 2014, but will they fare any In the 1984 Los Angeles Olympic

Games, I came away with a silver medal, and I came

home a national hero. Yeah, you're right, Kriss.

It is the taking part that counts. Fancy a drink?

Mine's a Tia Maria. Yo, barman, can we get

some drinks please? SPEAKING WITH SOUTH AFRICAN ACCENT:

Coming right up, bru. Well, I got sacked from my

last job, and it ain't They don't want me back.

Why are you so down, what's up? Ugh, it's the football.

Why can't England win something? No, I mean something that people

actually care about. You want the England

footie team to be as successful as the England cricket

team - you've got to use foreigners. We use players from

literally anywhere. Geraint Jones, born

in Papua New Guinea. Shut up!

You're as English as fish and chips. As soon as I touched

down on English soil, it disappeared, just

like that, gone. Come to think of it,

Simon Jones, from That's how we're going

to win Euro 2016, we will IN SOUTH AFRICAN ACCENT: KP,

you are a genius, player. Sort Kriss Akabusi out

with a massive Tia Maria. Economy, obviously,

as this is Sport Relief. G-Bale, G-Bizzle,

Baleo, the Old Bailey. To do that, I'm going to enlist

the help of the best player So, can you introduce me

to Cristiano Ronaldo? I'm sorry, but I've

got to go training. What I'm trying to tell

you is you can't waste all that talent playing for Wales

like Ryan Giggs did. You're playing with part-timers,

footballers who are working down Cobblers and milkmen.

You are Gareth Bale. Think how many more

goals you would score if you were being set up

by Sterling and the Roon-dog. Those puppies aren't

going to look so bad, are they? If you come and play

for England, you are It's the trademark of a 12-year-old

girl at a One Direction concert. You are also going to have

to sort out that hair. Look mate, all I'm talking

about is a little switcheroo Why don't you get one

of Scotland's players, JACK SCOFFS.

Don't be ridiculous. You are worried about this

being illegal in some way, a tabloid finding out you don't

have any English blood. Fear not, G-spot,

I've got it covered. Meet your long, long,

long lost English Nan, Not according to these

forged documents. Yes, she's an actress,

but nobody needs to know that other than you, me,

and Nanna Doris here. How many times have

I got to tell you - I will never,

ever play football for England. When you left Spurs,

you became a hero of mine. Look, there's a very easy way

to get me to play for your team. I've never heard anything more

preposterous in my life. Three lions on a shirt,

mate, that's me! MUSIC: Holding Out For

A Hero by Bonnie Tyler. # Isn't there a white

knight upon a fiery steed? # I'm holding out for a hero til

the end of the night # And he's got to be

fresh from the fight Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndr

obwllllantysiliogogogoch. Please, Jack!

No. We have accepted Jack into the fold.

Good singing! It was fun birthday when he came into the studio. We are

sticking with a football theme. And thankfully for this next event

nationality isn't important. And neither is skill,

talent nor ability for that matter. It's time to hand over to Dan Walker

now as Freddie Flintoff and Sir Steve Redgrave

play Dizzy Penalties! Welcome to the Velodrome, Lee Valley

VeloPark. This is about the Sport Relief Dizzy Penalty challenge. All

you have to do is score in the Sport Relief goal after some serious

spinning. Are you ready to meet the competitors? Please go wild for the

Titans tonight. From the surf to the turf, he is a five-time Olympic

world medallist, he is an awe-inspiring rowing legend, Sir

Steve Redgrave. Swapping the bowl for the goal, former England cricket

captain, the one and only Freddie Flintoff! Steve, Freddie, why have

you let yourself into this? It was about a month ago and they said,

would you to do it? I said OK, then I saw the goal and the turf I

thought, what is that doing here? And I thought, oh, I said I would do

it! I don't know why. Freddie, you are a natural sportsman, what is the

footballing talent like? I played for Preston as a kid, but anyone

could have when I was young! I have seen people do this before, it is

just spinning and kicking! That easy? We will find out. As you are

the younger man, we will let Freddie Flintoff go first. Don't walk off, I

will explain the rules. Pay attention. You have to get the ball

in the goal. It sounds simple. You have to run and spin around that

football 13 times. Once you have dinner at 13 times you can kick the

second football. If you don't complete 13 revolutions and fall

over, you had to get back and finish it off. Once you add in fitting,

kick the ball, if it goes in or near, great, one of you will be

walking away with the Sport Relief Dizzy Penalty trophy. Look how

excited they both look. Freddie, if you are ready, hand on the ball at

all times, ready for the whistle. It doesn't mean a thing if you ain't

got that spin! Three, two, one! # You spin my head right round,

right round # When you go down...

I take back all I said about you being naturally gifted. What went

wrong? I take back what I said, it is quite hard. My legs were going

all over the place, my head was spinning. Ladies and gentlemen,

Freddie Flintoff! Get in position, Redgrave. Three, two, one!

# I'm spinning around, move out of my way...

Whenever you are ready! Yes! Flintoff has gone. Congratulations,

Steve. Unbelievable scenes. You nearly walked off. Don't go. Surely

you want to celebrate a magical moment for everyone? He did well,

but some of the reviews I was getting coming he had to keep

pulling his pants up. That was not good. Can you give over this no

expense spared Trophy. Steve Redgrave, the Dizzy Penalties Sport

Relief champion. Compulsive viewing! We should run

around the sofa 13 times and then carry on.

Forget the Ashes or five consecutive Olympic golds -

that trophy is surely the greatest prize they've ever contested.

From one Sport Relief contest to another now.

Earlier this year there were tears, tantrums and tiramisus

as a new batch of celebrities turned their hands to baking in aid

So it's time to put your feet up, rest your bottoms -

soggy or otherwise - and enjoy the very best bits of this

Welcome to the Great Sport Relief Bake Off. They are all giving it a

go, it is something they have never done before. Major disaster. O

wonder it is Sport Relief, I am knackered. Eight bananas. Who has

the best kitchen? Downing Street. That is a fantastic sponge, one of

the best ones I have had this year. That's all right. The Sport Relief

star baker today, Jerry. Samantha Cameron. Kimberly.

It makes you feel terribly hungry. That is why it works so well, you do

your running and then you eat afterwards. Navy we should go 40 and

cake after this. -- maybe we should go for tea and cake.

Time now for our last trip across Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park

as we head back to Michelle Ackerley, who has all the details

I am at the Lee Valley VeloPark, home to the Sport Relief Cycle.

These brave souls are about to embark on a 25 mile course, raising

money for the fantastic causes supported by Sport Relief.

With me is actress Laura Mayne, what has inspired you? I think it is

great to be part of something collective. When the whole nation

comes together, whether it is watching the TV and donating or

getting involved in one of these events, you can run, you can walk

one-mile and just be active and do something for Sport Relief, helping

vulnerable people in this country and in some of the world 's poorest

communities. I like to raise money by doing

something. It's nice going to dinners and things, but to get out

and do something, running, cycling, skiing, anything, if it is to do

with sport, I love it. How did you prepare? I did some cycling last

year! We have got Theo and Ripley, about

to start with mum and dad. Why are you getting involved? The kids love

it, we love going to the Olympic centre and the kids did the Sport

Relief Mile during the week, so they are all in the Sport Relief way.

Fantastic. That is it from us at the Lee Valley

VeloPark, thanks to everyone who has taken part today. Time for me to get

on my bike and do my bit. See you! She was swimming earlier, very busy

lady! And of course, thank

you to all of you who've got on your bikes for

Sport Relief today. And if you've been part

of the Cycle today - or any other event -

please don't forget to pay in all that hard earned

sponsorship money. They are still going, I can't

believe it! We will have a total very soon. It

has gone up considerably today. But there's time for one last

jaunt across the UK. So it's off to sunny,

sunny Cardiff now, where local lad and former Olympian Christian

Malcolm has been enjoying the fun. Welcome to Cardiff, the weather is

great, not too hot, not too cold, there are athletes of all ages ready

to do a mile, three miles or maybe even six. Let the show commence. It

is fun, it is easy to turn up and enjoy yourself, everyone has come

here to raise money, it is about having fun and participating. We are

Cardiff University ladies Cricket club, year to run one mile in full

cricket gear. I normally walk the dog about a

similar distance, so I thought, I am sure I can do this. Little man has

fallen asleep on your shoulder. I think he is overcome with

excitement. Another fantastic event in Cardiff. People of all ages,

families out and about. It is good to see people getting fit and it has

encouraged me to try next time. You never know! It is just kicking

off all over the UK, it has been great. The energy and the effort,

culminating this afternoon. We have John and Barry. Did you enjoy your

time in the cupboard? You should try it sometime, I recommended. It is a

bit like God and the Gopher? No, John, you have been at the start

line, people doing everything they can -- Gordon the Gopher. Just the

number of people, the youngest I saw was three and the oldest 83,

fantastic. I mentioned a family, a young girl who is a huge fan of

Danny Dyer, they drove down from Morecambe this morning at five M to

meet him, did photos, had a chat, they are driving back now -- at

five. They raised a lot of money for Sport Relief, she has met her hero

and is very happy. Danny Dyer film was very powerful. It really got

you. They said they were so touched by seeing it on Friday that they

made the decision to leave the Lancashire coast to come down, that

is a long way. There was a wonderful lady who was just here, she has MS,

she was going around with a stool, she was going as far as she could,

taking as much time she needed to replenish her energy carry on. Just

put the effort in, that is it. You have not got your trainers on,

Barry. I was not given an opportunity. We have parked your

taxi mile away! You will have to do it!

We have been watching these remarkable efforts from Eddie

Izzard, we think he is coming down the final straight. Here he is in

Pretoria. He has done 27 marathons. Just to remind you, he has done two

today. Let's get behind Eddie. This is your final chance to donate.

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Surely there will be a big finishing line or something somewhere? He

seems to be just winding his way around a park. We think there are

two flights of stairs and then this is the end, that is what we think.

We will try to stay on these pictures. This has just been

incredible. Barry, how do these scenes compared? Where is he? He is

winding his way around. I think he is behind the tree. I have no idea.

It has been a fantastic year for the Sainsbury's Sport Relief Games.

Whether you had taken part in the mile, Swimathon or cycle or donated

from home, you have made a difference. The very latest total

raced across the weekend for Sport Relief 2016 can be revealed. --

total raised. You have raised a phenomenal

56,000,830. And here is Eddie! Look at him! He is still running!

Remarkable! He must be getting a burst of energy. One set of steps

left. Here he comes! Go on, Eddie! Fantastic that we have these

pictures. After doing two marathons today, and 27, to finish with two

flights of stairs seems too painful, but this is it! He has done it!

Amazing! Eddie Izzard has just completed 27 marathons in 27 days.

REPORTER: Eddie, how are you feeling? Water. Water, water. You

are live on BBC One. Well done. How on earth did you make it? We have to

let Eddie recover. What an achievement. Absolutely brilliant.

Thank you to all at home for watching and supporting Sport Relief

this evening. It has been a fantastic effort. Thank you, John

and Barry, but thanks to everybody for all of your efforts. Thank you