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I'm flying into this majestic world of rock and ice in a military helicopter.

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Why military? Because this jagged valley is on the border

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between two of the Himalayas' most quarrelsome neighbours, India and Pakistan.

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With supreme irony, they call this place Concordia.

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It's a beautiful but harsh land which you enter at your peril.

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Oops! See what I mean?

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I'm at 14,500 feet in the heart of the Karakorum Mountains,

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and if anywhere deserves to be called the Hall of the Mountain Kings, this is it.

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Clustered around me are 10 of the world's 30 highest peaks,

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dominated by K2, the second-highest mountain in the world.

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It's known as the killer mountain, the savage mountain, and it's a much harder climb than Everest.

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But it's not just natural splendour here - there's human drama as well.

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Over there to the east, the Indian and Pakistan armies face each other

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in a high altitude stand-off in these ice-bound conditions.

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It's scarcely believable that two oxygen-starved armies eyeball one another down there

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with only a UN line of control to keep them apart.

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What this means for me is that I can't cross from Pakistan to India through the mountains.

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Instead, I must make a detour to the official crossing point on the border, near the city of Lahore.

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Lahore is an often beautiful, always busy city, proud of its military and literary traditions.

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You may not think so from its location, but this is one of the most important objects in Lahore -

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Zam-Zammah, the great cannon, or the fire-breathing dragon,

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was first fired in anger about 250 years ago,

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and they say that who holds the cannon holds the Punjab,

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which may account for why it appears as the first sentence of the first chapter of Rudyard Kipling's Kim.

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"He sat, in defiance of municipal orders, astride the gun Zam-Zammah."

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This is the gun that Rudyard Kipling's Kim sat astride.

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Oh, it's bloody hot this afternoon, I tell you.

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The Mughals, who came from Central Asia 600 years ago,

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left an elegant mark on Lahore.

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The Shalimar Gardens, created by the man who built the Taj Mahal.

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The Badshahi Mosque, whose courtyard can hold 60,000 worshippers.

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And in Lahore Fort, the exquisite Palace of Mirrors.

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They say it was here that Emperor Akbar caught his favourite courtesan

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exchanging a glance with his son.

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True to the Mughal image of good taste and bad temper,

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he had her walled up - alive.

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Our penultimate day in Pakistan, and I'm looking across the border at India.

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Here at a place called Wagah, the old military ceremony of lowering the flag

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has been turned into entertainment.

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The partition of India in 1947 was traumatic.

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Nearly a million were killed in sectarian fury as the two new nations were born.

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Nearly 60 years later, the old aggression has been channelled into a largely good-natured ritual.

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HE PLAYS HORN

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Crowds can root for their country, whilst guardsmen, using their bodies rather than weapons,

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lay on a display of carefully-choreographed contempt.

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CROWD CHANTS AND CHEERS

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This is chauvinism at its most camp.

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The Pakistan Rangers put on a masterly demonstration

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of how angry you can get without hitting anyone.

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As the moment of flag lowering grows closer, the crowd's excitement grows more vocal.

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CHANTS AND JEERS

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National passions are further inflamed by a display of precision nastiness

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in which thumbs are used to terrifying effect.

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CROWD CHEERS LOUDLY

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Now the moment they've all been waiting for.

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The guards, fans sprouting from their turbans like raised hackles,

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measure out the lengths of rope.

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And they must get it absolutely spot-on,

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so that the tricolour of secular India

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and the crescent moon of Muslim Pakistan descend at exactly the same time.

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Despite the show of bellicosity, this is in fact a combined operation,

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with both sides working together to make it run like clockwork.

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It ends with a flourish, a quadrille of stamping soldiers,

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the briefest of handshakes. The border between India and Pakistan is sealed.

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Job done.

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Next morning, the crowds of spectators are gone,

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to be replaced by a crowd of porters - 22 in fact,

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who earn a day's wages carrying our 40-odd pieces of equipment up to the border.

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Here, they're received by 22 equally fortunate Indian porters.

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A beady-eyed Pakistan Ranger

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makes sure that there is no illegal emigration across the white border line.

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So we leave one country where no elected government has ever completed its term

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and enter another where nearly a billion use the ballot box.

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The Indian way of doing things is immediately apparent. This man must be telepathic.

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He knows what's on my mind.

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That was your question? Beer, oh...! It's Thunderbolt.

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That's what you need after...

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After four weeks of abstinence,

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because you're not allowed to drink in public in Pakistan,

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so they obviously know that as soon as you get across the border,

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this is what you might need. But I feel so healthy,

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I feel fit, I feel younger, better... I don't know what to do with this.

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Ooh!

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Buoyed up by the beer and the relief that always comes from successfully crossing a frontier,

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I hop into a local minibus which takes me the ten miles or so to the first Indian city.

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Neither Muslim nor Hindu, Amritsar is a Sikh town.

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I know a bit about Sikhs.

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The turbans and the hair that should never be cut.

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I know their reputation as fierce warriors and shrewd businessmen.

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But to learn more, I make for Amritsar's most holy site, the Golden Temple.

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Thank you. This is for going in to the temple?

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I need one of these? What is it?

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-ANSWER INDECIPHERABLE

-Yeah, what is it?

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A scarf or...a hat?

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Ten rupees, OK. So how do I wear it?

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Can you show me? Ah.

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I see, it's my own sort of...

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..sort of semi-turban.

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Thank you very much, thank you.

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Though they seem quite a relaxed and worldly people,

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the Sikhs do demand a strict dress code for the temple.

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Apart from covering my head, I must leave my shoes and socks behind.

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I'm also required to wash my hands, divest myself of all tobacco,

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intoxicants and narcotics and enter via a cleansing pool.

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There are an estimated 20 million Sikhs in India, 2% of the population.

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They believe in one god for all, rich or poor, with no human hierarchies or priesthoods,

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idols or icons coming in between.

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It sounds commendably modest, but when I first see the gold-sheathed Haramandir,

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their holy of holies, "modest" is not the word that comes to mind.

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The Golden Temple itself, covered in 500kg of gold,

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is only a small part of an enormous complex.

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In the kitchens, volunteers take turns to prepare a simple free meal for anyone who wants it.

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Chapatti, dhal, pickle and water,

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24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

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This is the chapatti production line.

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These are the dhal vats.

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Every day, in sweatshop conditions,

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-thousands of kilos of lentil curry are stirred in titanic cauldrons.

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I sample the result with a young Sikh, Onkar Singh.

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So this the... I mean, essentially they give this... A basic meal,

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-to whoever turns up.

-Yes.

-Within reason.

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-But I mean it's a huge place, it must be a huge operation.

-Yes.

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How many meals do they provide a day?

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Basically, this cuisine, this kitchen is open 24 hours to everybody.

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-Right.

-And every day, 40,000 to 50,000 people, they come here and have food.

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What sort of people are they?

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Are they poor people who can't get food anywhere else,

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or people like us, who are making a television documentary?

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Well, this is a basic thing of every Sikh temple. I mean essential for every Sikh temple.

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You see, everybody has to come first in the kitchen.

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The third Guru who started this tradition, Guru Amar Das,

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he said, "If you want to meet me, first go to the kitchen."

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Why he said that because, in this way, if anybody has ego or pride,

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-so here everybody learns the lesson of equality.

-Yes, right.

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-That's what it's about.

-No matter which class, which religion...

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So it's probably more important for someone who is rich and can afford the food

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-to come along and eat with everybody else.

-Yes.

-I see, that's the idea.

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-Yes, even the king, Akbar, he came here and he had to sit equally with everybody.

-Yes.

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So the answer of your question is, no matter if one is poor or rich,

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come here and have food and the bless of God.

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This is the essence of the kitchen.

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Yeah, that's great!

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And on Saturday and Sunday, there are limitless people.

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I mean, about 100,000 people, they come here.

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-100,000 come here?!

-Yes, 100,000 -

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both floors, the ground floor and first floor, are busy with devotees,

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and then they start with the pavements, they sit there and start eating.

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This is all voluntary work, and the washing-up may be done by doctors, lawyers,

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bricklayers, rickshaw drivers, or anyone who enjoys making a noise!

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This causeway leads to the Haramandir, the most holy part of the temple.

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Crowds wait in line to pay their respects to the Guru Granth, the holy book of the Sikh religion.

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SIKH MUSIC IS PLAYED

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In the holy book are the sacred ragas written by Guru Nanak,

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who founded Sikhism in the 17th century.

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These are performed by the musicians and singers in the holy of holies.

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RAGAS ARE PLAYED

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They ring round the temple non-stop for 16 hours a day.

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It takes two-and-a-half days to chant the whole book, then it starts all over again.

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And if you want to stay the night, there's a hotel out the back.

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-Oops...

-Lots of peoples.

-Really busy, isn't it?

-Yeah.

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How many people can they take here?

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Well, about 25,000 people can stay here.

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-At one time?!

-At one time, yes, 25,000 people. Isn't it...?

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Gigantic, yes, yes.

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Ah, thank you.

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Oh, bathroom, yes, lovely.

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Yeah.

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Very efficient.

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A shower for short people!

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Everything you need. Jacuzzi?

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-INDECIPHERABLE REPLY

-Oh, it's all right, I'll make my own. Thank you!

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Very nice. That's extremely palatial. Thank you very much.

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OK.

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Well, that's not bad.

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Ooh!

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Divans, but, I mean, where else in the world could you get...

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..a bathroom and two enormous king-sized beds for 65p a night?!

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It's ten o'clock, and something is stirring in the Golden Temple,

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as the devotional day draws to a climax.

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MUSIC AND CHANTING

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Followed by a man whose job it is to keep the air clean above it,

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the Holy Book is borne out of the Haramandir on a pillow and laid on a palanquin.

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The book is regarded as the 11th and last Guru of Sikhism,

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and it, or rather he, will be taken across the causeway and quite literally, put to bed.

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The doors are shut and fastened.

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The book is laid on the bed and covered up until, at 2.30 tomorrow morning,

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it will be woken up to start another day at the Golden Temple.

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This is Kalka Station, starting point for the Himalayan Queen,

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a train taking me up to the hill town of Shimla, previously known as Simla.

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It's the start of school holidays, and the train is packed.

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The Himalayan Queen will take me only 57 miles, but we will climb 7,000 feet.

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With me on the journey is local historian Raaja Bhasin,

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which is just as well, as I'm having trouble finding my seat.

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There we are.

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I think that's me,

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unless there's another Michael P. And there you are, Raaja Bhasin, Bhasin, yeah.

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There's no dining car, but there is home cooking, courtesy of a generous fellow passenger.

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Oh, thank you very much. Well, that's lovely.

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-What is this?

-This is puri.

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-Puri. That's right. Puri and...?

-Made out of wheat flour.

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-Wheat flour. Yes, oh!

-And these are potatoes.

-Oh, lovely!

-With the Indian spices.

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With Indian spices, lovely. This is your picnic for the family, is it?

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-Yeah, this is my picnic. Holiday time, with my family.

-Lovely.

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And why did you... why did you choose to go to Simla?

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Because it is nearby.

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-Where are you from?

-I am from Delhi.

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Did you have to start very early today?

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Yeah. Four o'clock I wake up in the morning, I cooked food.

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-Six o'clock we left.

-This at four o'clock?

-Yeah, I cooked this.

-Ah, that's... Well, that's...

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At six o'clock we left our residence and at 7.40 we boarded the train.

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-Is Delhi hard work? Is it a very high-pressure city?

-Yeah, very much pressure.

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-What do you do?

-I am working with the government, Ministry of Defence.

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Oh, right. Secret work?

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-Yes, well, buying British weapons, we hope!

-Oh, no!

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When the British ruled India, Simla was their summer headquarters.

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Until the railway was built 100 years ago,

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everything they needed would have been carried up here by horse or donkey.

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But some of it, some of the stations and indeed all the actual bridges and tunnels,

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look very similar to the way they did when it was opened?

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-That's true, that's right.

-They've stood the test of time.

-Very well, like most of the stone.

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They have been built by raw stone basing - no mortar.

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The bridges are old-fashioned Roman aqueducts.

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They're still functioning perfectly.

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In actual terms of construction, nothing has really altered.

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There are 103 tunnels on the line,

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one of them built by the ill-fated Colonel Barog, who had it dug from both ends.

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When they didn't meet in the middle, he shot himself.

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You are a school, a school party, going to Simla?

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-Here for a trip...

-Here?

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Oh, right, so they're leaving the train now.

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-How long are they... A week here, or something?

-For four days.

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-Four days... And you are their teacher?

-Yes.

-Good luck!

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Thank you, thank you very much.

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-Had a nice time?

-Yes, we've had a very nice time!

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The delicacies at the station buffet

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seemed a good way of repaying my friend for her hospitality.

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No!

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Of course, she wouldn't have it.

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How much are they?

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Two, two for ten.

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Fortunately, I know someone who will eat anything!

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I only got two, I'm afraid!

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And I'm going to eat both of them!

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There you are, go on...

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Do you like it with tomato?

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Dip it in the tomato.

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You're getting quite a gourmet in your old age!

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We climb higher, pulling out of the dense jungle and running into alpine woodland.

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I press Raaja to explain some of the more dubious legends of the railway.

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How about the kissing tunnel, this story I heard?

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Yes. It is over a kilometre long.

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To go through the tunnel it takes about four minutes -

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time enough to snatch a kiss.

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Yeah, absolutely.

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That's a very sort of... Jane Austen-ish kiss, really, four minutes.

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-Nowadays they could have a family by then.

-Absolutely!

-Anyway, sorry.

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So tell me...

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That was why it's called the kissing tunnel? Ah, yeah.

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So you figured out who was sitting where and what you had to do with whom,

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and the moment the lights...

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-When you enter the tunnel, it's an old steam engine...

-Oh, stop it!

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Oh, get off me! Ooh, Raaja, please! Oh, ho!

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LAUGHTER

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Raaja, I didn't know you cared!

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Oh, well!

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Simla, the hill station, is now Shimla, the bustling provincial capital.

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But the imperial legacy remains, and the Viceroy's palace -

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Victorian self-confidence set in stone - still dominates the town.

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One fifth of humanity was ruled from that room up there.

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-One fifth of humanity? As much as that? The British Empire?

-Yes.

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-And that was the Viceroy's office?

-Yeah.

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For eight months of the year it was Simla,

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which was officially the summer capital, but was the real capital.

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For eight months of the year, the government was stationed at Simla,

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right from about March, April, to October, November.

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Someone like Gandhi, who's a modest man in style,

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what would he have felt, coming to a place like this?

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He disliked it, and the other thing was that while everybody else came in rickshaws,

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human-pulled rickshaws, two men pulling and two men pushing,

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Gandhi invariably walked to the place, where Nehru invariably used a horse.

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Despite 60 years of independence, Shimla still feels like an Indian Tunbridge Wells.

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-So where's this? This is the big...

-This is the ridge.

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This is the big ridge, the town's largest open space.

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And we're walking along a natural watershed now, Michael.

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The flow from that side on our right goes down to the Bay of Bengal,

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-and from the left to the Arabian Sea.

-Extraordinary.

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Is that partly why they chose this spot? Dividing India, you know?

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-Yes, or sitting astride it.

-Yes, yes.

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Whatever way you look, it's an imposition, isn't it?

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The old Gaiety Theatre survives, saved from retirement by the Indian army,

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who use it as a club and put on the occasional production.

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We're on stage, and the production...

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What a jewel of a theatre, isn't it?

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It's beautiful, yeah.

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Someone said that Shimla was a bit like Cheltenham in India,

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and I can see what they mean.

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-Yes - locking India outside the door.

-Yeah.

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What sort of names would have been on this stage? Any famous names?

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Oh, yes, and not necessarily connected with theatre.

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-There's Baden-Powell.

-Baden-Powell? What, the founder of the Scouts?

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-Yes.

-Never thought he was a thesp.

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He did this play here before he went off to the Boer War. And Kipling.

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And what sort of plays used to be... They played here, and who would have supplied the cast?

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Well, they were mostly drawing-room comedies, the occasional musical,

0:27:500:27:55

and in them would be, I think, government officers who really spend most of their time acting.

0:27:550:28:02

-I know there's a play on tonight.

-Yes.

-Now what time does it start?

-6.30.

-OK.

0:28:020:28:07

-Time to go.

-We'd better go. I'm sure they'd prefer to see us, but still!

0:28:070:28:11

Tonight's play is an early work by Michael Frayn.

0:28:110:28:14

The audience and actors are all army.

0:28:140:28:17

Well, before we start the play, we've got a surprise for you.

0:28:170:28:20

May I present to you, Mr Michael Palin!

0:28:200:28:24

Please come forward, Mr Michael Palin.

0:28:240:28:27

Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you.

0:28:270:28:31

-APPLAUSE

-Thank you. If I might just crave your indulgence for a few moments.

0:28:310:28:37

My name is Michael Palin and I'm with the BBC filming a journey through the Himalayas.

0:28:370:28:43

A six-part series. And of course we couldn't come to the Himalayas

0:28:430:28:47

without coming to India, or India without coming to Shimla,

0:28:470:28:50

or Shimla without coming to this jewel of a theatre, the Gaiety.

0:28:500:28:55

And I'm absolutely delighted to be here on the stage of a theatre

0:28:550:28:58

that's be the envy of many towns. I hope you enjoy the production.

0:28:580:29:03

I know many of you are army people, so... By the right, quick laugh!

0:29:030:29:07

-Thank you!

-APPLAUSE AND LAUGHTER

0:29:070:29:11

I must say, there's a certain irony in coming 8,000 miles to India

0:29:150:29:20

to see a suburban comedy set in Surrey.

0:29:200:29:23

Is there anything that I can do?

0:29:270:29:31

No! Just getting the place straight!

0:29:310:29:35

Er...why don't you...

0:29:350:29:38

go back into the kitchen and relax?

0:29:380:29:43

It's awfully lonely in the kitchen. There's no-one to talk to.

0:29:430:29:47

The actors on stage work closely with their fellow actors offstage.

0:29:470:29:52

No, Barney, it's no good looking at me like that. No.

0:29:540:29:57

I'm not amused.

0:29:570:29:59

You just stay there, and don't you come out until I tell you. All right?

0:29:590:30:05

SPEECH DROWNED BY AUDIENCE

0:30:050:30:07

When the curtain finally comes down,

0:30:120:30:14

it's no surprise that the biggest round of the evening

0:30:140:30:17

is reserved for Mrs Vijaylakshmi Sood, the prompter.

0:30:170:30:21

APPLAUSE

0:30:210:30:23

-Vijaylakshmi Sood.

-LOUDER APPLAUSE

0:30:230:30:28

And our special guest, Mr Michael Plain.

0:30:360:30:40

LOUD APPLAUSE

0:30:400:30:43

Next morning, Michael Plain and driver head north to an altogether less happy place.

0:30:480:30:53

A battleground since independence and still one of the world's flashpoints, Kashmir.

0:30:550:31:00

60,000 have died in fighting over the last 15 years.

0:31:020:31:05

A bomb on the road north has just killed 33 people.

0:31:050:31:09

The root cause goes back 60 years.

0:31:100:31:13

At partition in 1947, Kashmir was a princely state,

0:31:140:31:19

free to choose if it wanted to stay in India, or join Pakistan.

0:31:190:31:23

The Maharajah chose India.

0:31:230:31:25

The trouble is that Kashmir was 80% Muslim.

0:31:250:31:30

In Kashmir, heaven and hell come pretty close.

0:31:330:31:36

Swanning about like Cleopatra in a barge on Dal Lake, I feel completely at peace.

0:31:360:31:42

But in the city of Srinagar, on the shores of the lake, a nasty war slowly grinds on.

0:31:420:31:49

The British loved the lake, but weren't allowed to own land near it,

0:31:540:31:58

so instead they built houseboats like manor houses.

0:31:580:32:02

They're mostly run as hotels now, and I shall be staying with Mr Ghulam Butt,

0:32:100:32:15

proprietor of Clermont Houseboats, once the most sought-after on the lake.

0:32:150:32:19

Mr Butt... You must be Mr Butt.

0:32:190:32:22

-So happy to see you.

-Well, it's nice to be here. You've obviously had a few people before me.

0:32:220:32:27

Yes, sir, they've all stayed here, even George Harrison.

0:32:270:32:30

George Harrison! My dear friend George, yes.

0:32:300:32:33

He was here and Mr Ravi Shankar and Jagger...

0:32:330:32:36

-What year was he here?

-That was 1966.

-1966, gosh.

-He was here, yes.

0:32:360:32:41

And one evening we have, they had a big party, musician party.

0:32:410:32:45

-And that's Joan Fontaine.

-Yes.

0:32:450:32:49

-One of the famous American movie stars, and...

-Nelson Rockefeller!

0:32:490:32:53

The last summer he was here...

0:32:530:32:55

Mr Butt's hall of fame is impressive. No less than 14 ambassadors have stayed here.

0:32:550:33:01

But the names stop in the 1980s,

0:33:010:33:04

and the faces on his wall are from another, more confident era.

0:33:040:33:07

This is one of the astronauts who went on the moon, the first man.

0:33:070:33:11

-Neil Armstrong.

-Oh, Neil Armstrong. Is that Neil Armstrong?

0:33:110:33:15

-Yes, sir, that Neil Armstrong. He was here. And...

-Wow!

0:33:150:33:19

And when they come here, they come here for...peace and quiet?

0:33:190:33:22

Yes, and for holidaying on the houseboat and enjoying the lake,

0:33:220:33:26

-enjoying my home, enjoying my garden...

-Oh, good, I want to see it.

0:33:260:33:29

You'll see, I'll show you. Some time, when you have time,

0:33:290:33:32

I'll show you the guest books, what remarks they put in my guest books.

0:33:320:33:36

Have you still got people coming now, despite the troubles?

0:33:360:33:40

Yes. Mostly journalists, because since 1990, you know all about...

0:33:400:33:46

I know there's been troubles.

0:33:460:33:48

The troubles we have, since 1990, because of the problems.

0:33:480:33:52

Sadly, the houseboat on which Ravi Shankar taught George Harrison the sitar is now half-submerged,

0:33:520:33:59

but despite the troubles, Mr Butt's eternal optimism

0:33:590:34:02

-has kept the bulk of his business afloat.

-Paradise on Earth.

0:34:020:34:06

The houseboats have been started in 1880. I give little flower.

0:34:100:34:15

-Oh, I say!

-This is just by the way, affection.

0:34:150:34:20

Greet you with some flowers and come into my houseboat.

0:34:200:34:25

This is the houseboats at this end.

0:34:250:34:27

Now we go in, and I show you the living room...

0:34:270:34:33

Oh, it's a palace, isn't it? Fit for a queen.

0:34:330:34:37

INDECIPHERABLE CONVERSATION

0:34:370:34:39

That's lovely. Thanks. Bye.

0:34:470:34:50

Pakistan and India have played for high stakes in Kashmir.

0:35:080:35:13

When you look out over Dal Lake it's almost impossible to believe that in 2001,

0:35:130:35:18

the threat of nuclear war brought a paradise like this to the brink of destruction.

0:35:180:35:24

A full-scale conflict may have been avoided,

0:35:510:35:55

but issues are still unresolved, and the fight for Kashmir goes on.

0:35:550:35:59

Only a week before we arrived,

0:36:030:36:05

Indian security forces used mortars to clear this hotel in Srinagar

0:36:050:36:10

of what they suspected were two Pakistani-backed militants.

0:36:100:36:14

Casualties of war lie in the local cemetery

0:36:210:36:24

and in many others like it throughout Kashmir.

0:36:240:36:27

This is a Muslim graveyard, and they call their victims martyrs.

0:36:270:36:31

Some fought the fight deliberately.

0:36:310:36:34

Others, like the mother and child killed in crossfire at the hotel,

0:36:340:36:38

were never given the choice.

0:36:380:36:40

This feels like an occupied country.

0:36:490:36:52

Tourism, once the lifeblood of Kashmir, has been hard hit.

0:36:550:36:59

As governments warn against non-essential travel,

0:37:120:37:15

international interest has all but dried up.

0:37:150:37:18

WIND HOWLS

0:37:180:37:21

An overnight downpour only adds to the air of melancholy that hangs over Srinagar,

0:38:030:38:08

as I'm shown around by Farooq, a local businessman.

0:38:080:38:11

Do you think the city is suffering quite a lot

0:38:130:38:17

-from the problems with the violence and all that?

-Very much, very much.

0:38:170:38:21

-Still is, is it?

-Last 14 years is very much. You see this outside.

0:38:210:38:25

Oh, look at that, yeah.

0:38:250:38:28

Srinagar has echoes of Belfast in the 1970s.

0:38:280:38:32

It's a city scarred by siege,

0:38:320:38:34

pockmarked by damage and neglect.

0:38:340:38:36

A city waiting with increasing desperation for the nightmare to end

0:38:360:38:41

and the symbols of hatred to disappear.

0:38:410:38:44

Perched high in the Himalayan foothills near Dharamsala

0:38:530:38:57

is the village of McLeodganj.

0:38:570:38:59

It's a nondescript place,

0:39:010:39:03

but backpackers and travellers from all over the world flock here.

0:39:030:39:07

Alongside local poverty is a parallel economy,

0:39:180:39:21

geared to the demands of well-heeled Westerners.

0:39:210:39:24

And the reason for all this is religion.

0:39:240:39:27

Neither Hindu, nor Muslim, but Buddhist.

0:39:270:39:30

Ten years after the Chinese took over his country,

0:39:340:39:38

the Dalai Lama, fearing death or imprisonment,

0:39:380:39:42

-fled across the Himalaya from Tibet.

-CHANTING

0:39:420:39:45

India's Prime Minister Nehru risked Chinese wrath to offer him sanctuary.

0:39:450:39:50

And this is where the leader of Tibetan Buddhism now lives,

0:39:520:39:56

surrounded by faithful followers.

0:39:560:39:58

These Indian hill villages have become known as Little Lhasa.

0:40:130:40:18

In this monastery, prayer flags hang in their thousands above gold and white stupas.

0:40:180:40:23

Ovens burning juniper and cedar make smoke trails up to the gods

0:40:230:40:27

and prayer wheels send good thoughts spinning out into the world.

0:40:270:40:31

Buddhism is an outgoing, inclusive religion

0:40:400:40:43

and at the temple they seem only too happy to let me take part in a ceremony

0:40:430:40:48

whose purpose is a complete mystery to me.

0:40:480:40:50

On a count of three, I, like everyone else, throw into the air my handful of tsampa - roast barley flour.

0:40:570:41:05

And, like everyone else, feel a lot better for it.

0:41:080:41:11

Young Tibetans, like Thupten Tsewang, have never seen their ancestral homeland.

0:41:160:41:21

Your parents had to leave Tibet, I assume, did they?

0:41:210:41:26

Yes. They came to India around in the 1960s.

0:41:260:41:30

During that time they were in a group, you know?

0:41:300:41:35

Do you think you'll ever go to Tibet?

0:41:350:41:38

No. I would like to go, really, but then it's really difficult at this moment.

0:41:380:41:44

We have special procedures to follow.

0:41:440:41:47

The unlikelihood of ever seeing Tibet doesn't seem to have dampened spirits here in Little Lhasa.

0:41:470:41:52

It's beautiful work, isn't it?

0:41:520:41:55

-This is our thangka painting studio.

-Right.

0:41:550:41:59

Everywhere you look, enormous energy is devoted to keeping the culture alive.

0:41:590:42:05

In this workshop, they produced thangkas - decorated religious scrolls.

0:42:050:42:11

They seem actually very young, most of the people who are working here.

0:42:110:42:16

People here presumably would never have been to Tibet.

0:42:160:42:19

How is it all organised?

0:42:190:42:21

Are they under the guidance of people who are Tibetan?

0:42:210:42:25

Yes, all of them are Tibetan.

0:42:250:42:27

Yes, all of them Tibetans, and how we organise this,

0:42:270:42:32

we have our master under whose guidance students can learn.

0:42:320:42:36

Are they in great demand?

0:42:360:42:39

Yes, I can say that, because we have a pile of orders. Like if you order a thangka now,

0:42:390:42:46

you have to wait for two, or five or six years.

0:42:460:42:49

-Five or six years to get one done?

-Yes, it's all piled up.

0:42:490:42:52

The Tibetan diaspora is a worldwide phenomenon, and the demand for images from America and Japan

0:42:540:43:00

makes the work profitable as well as educational.

0:43:000:43:03

The commitment is demanding.

0:43:170:43:20

A metal sculpture apprenticeship takes 12 years.

0:43:200:43:23

It's not just craftsmanship that's kept alive here.

0:43:340:43:37

Children are taught Tibetan song and dance almost as soon as they can walk.

0:43:370:43:42

Is this traditional Tibetan music?

0:43:470:43:51

Yes, very traditional Tibetan music.

0:43:510:43:53

The theme was started nine years back.

0:43:530:43:57

The theme is to let small children know their own cultural songs in that sense,

0:43:570:44:03

because we are losing it, because being influenced by Hindi songs, Bollywood songs...

0:44:030:44:09

So there's a danger of them being forgotten.

0:44:090:44:12

Being forgotten and the children didn't get acquainted.

0:44:120:44:15

So to make them acquainted, such events have been organised. Today is a celebration of Gandhi.

0:44:150:44:21

It's Gandhi's birthday.

0:44:210:44:24

So the children enjoy doing the Tibetan music?

0:44:240:44:27

They don't mind being weaned away from Bollywood?

0:44:270:44:30

No, you can see their faces - excited I guess.

0:44:300:44:35

Keeping world opinion on their side is very important to the Tibetans in exile.

0:45:070:45:12

To this end, they offer all sorts of services, including this astrology centre, which, among other things,

0:45:120:45:18

can tell you what you were in your previous life and what you'll become in the next.

0:45:180:45:23

Having sent my birth details to the experts upstairs, I've come along today to hear the results.

0:45:270:45:34

-Mr Palin, this way, please.

-Ah.

0:45:350:45:38

My astrologer's name is Phurbu Tsering.

0:45:380:45:42

So this is my astrological chart which will show, among other things,

0:45:420:45:48

what I will be reincarnated as and what I am reincarnated as, is that right?

0:45:480:45:53

-Yes, yes.

-Wow, this is...

0:45:530:45:56

I'm shaking a little bit.

0:45:560:45:58

Never known this information before. There's rather a lot of it.

0:45:580:46:01

Oh, here we go, right...

0:46:030:46:05

I see, yes.

0:46:070:46:10

So the real stuff, that comes here. Oh...

0:46:100:46:13

There's a lot.

0:46:130:46:16

Oh, here we are.

0:46:170:46:19

"You were likely to be an elephant in your previous life."

0:46:190:46:23

Oh, that's... I've always been kind to elephants!

0:46:230:46:27

Actually, an elephant charged me once, so I think he recognised me and wanted to say hello.

0:46:270:46:33

But... "You're going to be born as a daughter of a rich family

0:46:330:46:38

"in the West again."

0:46:380:46:40

I don't know what to say to that, really. I mean, it's not too bad.

0:46:400:46:44

Sometimes I suppose you have to give rather bad news to people, do you?

0:46:440:46:49

In that case...

0:46:490:46:51

This is all based on your date of birth,

0:46:510:46:55

based on an individual's date of birth time.

0:46:550:46:58

At that time his whole life is... looks like that, it's a map.

0:46:580:47:03

He or she may be born again as some sort of...

0:47:030:47:06

-bad life, or you know, bad birth, so in that case, you know, it doesn't mean that it's all fixed.

-Oh, right.

0:47:060:47:12

You can change it by yourself, through special approach, through special effort,

0:47:120:47:18

through your own hard work.

0:47:180:47:20

So if I was going to be born again as a...

0:47:200:47:23

-as a sort of mosquito, there's still time for me to change?

-Yes.

0:47:230:47:28

It's all, you know, in your hands, in this life.

0:47:280:47:31

You see, I'm really against all this. I don't believe in any predestine.

0:47:310:47:37

I prefer to think that some exercise of free will can control the course of my life.

0:47:370:47:44

That's how I was brought up. So it's interesting that what you're saying is that you can change your life,

0:47:440:47:51

but I was an elephant.

0:47:510:47:53

So I'll always remain having been an elephant, will I?

0:47:530:47:56

I can't change that. I was an elephant.

0:47:560:47:59

You were an elephant in your previous birth.

0:47:590:48:02

Do you know what you were in a previous life?

0:48:020:48:06

No, because I don't have my date of birth.

0:48:060:48:09

Really? You don't know exactly when you were born?

0:48:090:48:13

No, because my parents have all these records for us,

0:48:130:48:17

so I don't have... When the Chinese invaded our country...

0:48:170:48:22

So most of the youth of my age, we don't have...

0:48:220:48:25

The records of your birth were destroyed, because your parents had to leave Tibet.

0:48:250:48:31

If you believe this or not, I was even born on the roadside.

0:48:310:48:36

Many of our age at that time were born on the roadside.

0:48:360:48:40

The centrepiece of Little Lhasa and the head of the Tibetan government in exile

0:48:510:48:57

is this son of peasant farmers, his holiness, the 14th Dalai Lama.

0:48:570:49:01

At the age of two, this man who likes to call himself a simple monk,

0:49:090:49:14

was proved by various tests to be the reincarnation of the 13th Dalai Lama.

0:49:140:49:19

When he dies, he'll be reborn as the 15th Dalai Lama.

0:49:190:49:23

Morning prayers are open to people from all over the world

0:49:290:49:33

and the 68-year-old Dalai Lama seems genuinely pleased to see them,

0:49:330:49:37

whilst men in grey suits provide discreet security.

0:49:370:49:40

I've been granted a one-to-one audience with his holiness,

0:49:510:49:55

but before that, he's agreed to meet 700 other people.

0:49:550:50:01

In a smoothly organised operation, a line of pilgrims, well-wishers and fans

0:50:010:50:06

is moved briskly up the driveway and past the balcony of his bungalow.

0:50:060:50:10

In return for queuing patiently, they receive a handshake,

0:50:160:50:19

direct eye contact with the great man and a sacred cord blessed by him.

0:50:190:50:24

The Dalai Lama greets his Western admirers first.

0:50:420:50:46

Then it's the turn of the Nepalese and Tibetans.

0:50:460:50:49

Only, they get packets of herbal pills, blessed by his holiness, which will cure coughs and colds.

0:50:490:50:56

If the international pilgrims seem almost blase,

0:51:010:51:04

the Tibetans who stand in line are quite visibly awed by his presence.

0:51:040:51:09

Next, he meets refugees from Tibet.

0:51:150:51:18

To avoid reprisals if they go back, we film them from behind.

0:51:180:51:22

Trying to put them at their ease, he asks about the journey.

0:51:240:51:28

How did they bring their money across the border without being caught?

0:51:280:51:33

Did they swallow it and throw it up later?

0:51:330:51:35

He asks how many of them plan to go back.

0:51:370:51:40

If he goes back, he says, it would never be to the old feudal way of doing things.

0:51:400:51:46

Despite appearances, his message is modernise.

0:51:460:51:50

Then all of a sudden it's our turn.

0:51:530:51:55

Your holiness, thank you so much.

0:51:560:51:59

Thank you for coming to talk to us.

0:52:000:52:03

You're a busy man, aren't you?

0:52:030:52:06

Your face, very familiar to me, because of BBC!

0:52:080:52:13

Oh, really? Oh! Well, your face is very familiar to me!

0:52:130:52:18

Do you watch the BBC, then?

0:52:180:52:21

-Ah, practically every day.

-Do you?

0:52:220:52:25

Because I have more trust.

0:52:250:52:28

Really?

0:52:280:52:30

And mainly some beautiful documentaries, obviously, including your own...

0:52:300:52:38

your visits to different places.

0:52:380:52:40

And sometimes, sometimes I wonder, I wish to join with you, I could see many places.

0:52:400:52:47

-Meet different people.

-You know where we're going to next?

0:52:470:52:50

Within a month, we'll be going to Tibet, your holiness. But I don't think you'll want to come with us.

0:52:500:52:57

I was going to ask you something, because yesterday while I was here,

0:53:000:53:05

I went to your astrological department and they made up a chart for me.

0:53:050:53:09

And in my previous life I was an elephant.

0:53:090:53:13

And in my next life, I'm going to be the daughter of a rich family in the West.

0:53:130:53:19

Which do you think is the best?

0:53:190:53:22

Of the two options?

0:53:220:53:24

I wondered to myself, how does an elephant get to be a television presenter?

0:53:240:53:31

Because I think elephant also has a lot of curiosity...

0:53:330:53:37

to know...

0:53:370:53:40

go like that!

0:53:400:53:42

The trouble is, an elephant never forgets and I forget far too much.

0:53:420:53:47

But as we're going to Tibet, as I say, in a month, which is very exciting,

0:53:470:53:54

what sort of situation do you think we'll encounter there?

0:53:540:53:59

What is Tibet like at the moment? I hear there's a revival of interest in Buddhism.

0:53:590:54:05

Will we see this and will it be the real thing?

0:54:050:54:08

Now, since you are going there, so you yourself must find out what's the true situation.

0:54:110:54:17

Of course, although I am here,

0:54:210:54:24

outside Tibet,

0:54:240:54:26

not inside Tibet,

0:54:260:54:28

but as a Tibetan,

0:54:280:54:30

now I want to extend my welcome

0:54:300:54:34

to you...to visit my own country.

0:54:340:54:37

You are the best-travelled of any Dalai Lama in history

0:54:410:54:46

and you have a very hectic schedule.

0:54:460:54:50

Why do you think it's important to travel?

0:54:500:54:53

From my childhood, I always have curiosity

0:54:530:54:58

or desire to know more about different people, different culture,

0:54:580:55:03

and as a Buddhist monk I also have a great interest

0:55:030:55:07

to learn more about different religious traditions.

0:55:070:55:11

You lead this very hectic, frenetic life.

0:55:110:55:14

How do you keep in good condition? Do you have a health regime?

0:55:140:55:19

I think firstly my parent gives me this, I think, quite good body.

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Except these two days, there is some problem with my eye, eyelid, little problem.

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I've never seen you with your glasses off before.

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-Really?

-I've never seen you with your glasses off.

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Do I seem very small? Am I bit blurred?

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But you are...

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My daily life... My daily routine...

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I'm usually quite, what can I say...

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stable...

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disciplined - breakfast, lunch, no dinner,

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as a monk, Buddhist monk, but evening tea,

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..and sleep.

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Usually, I have a quite fixed...

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Except when I travel at different places, especially America.

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Then...

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I...more than...

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Sometimes more than 12 hours... differences.

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So now, for example, now I...

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One week ago, I return from United States.

0:56:330:56:36

My sleep...

0:56:360:56:38

not much problem, but my stomach still, American time.

0:56:380:56:44

Still!

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Usually I...bath, toilet, usually morning,

0:56:470:56:52

but nowadays it's the evening, because of American time.

0:56:520:56:56

That's very tricky!

0:56:570:56:59

I know you're very busy. Thank you very much.

0:57:010:57:04

-Thank you.

-There's lots more I want to talk about, but you've got to talk to lots of other people.

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The next day, the Dalai Lama is off on his travels again and the crowds are out to catch a glimpse of him.

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He may see himself as "a simple monk", but his people, for whom life is religion,

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see him as nothing less than the God King.

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They may not want to share him with the world, but they pay him respect

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as he sets off once more on his self-imposed mission to keep a candle burning for Tibet.

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It's time for me to move on as well.

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Up to Ladakh, the "land of passes", where the mountains take over the landscape.

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A field of ancient stupas stand like melting snowmen,

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a reminder of the days of prosperity when the Silk Route came through here,

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carrying other travellers on their way to the East.

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Next time, I micro-light up to the mountains,

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watch Ghurkhas being recruited, leave ridiculous tips for the waitresses,

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test myself on the Annapurna Trail...

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..see the temples and funeral pyres of Kathmandu,

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gamble with the licence-payers' money...

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..meet the highest nuns in the world...

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..and take Sunday lunch at Everest.

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Himalaya...high adventure!

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