09/04/2014 The One Show

Tonight, we will be celebrating success with the estate agent who

went the extra mile to shift a house that could not be sold and the

school that built a swimming pool because its children could not swim.

And we will laugh in the face of failure with the Top Gear star whose

new show is about the science of stupidity. There will be football

tricks from these boys. They could go either way.

Hello, welcome to the One Show. Tonight we welcome back to favourite

guests who recognise that success is not final, failure is not fatal, and

it is the courage to continue the accounts. It is nice and

comfortable. We are all right. Celia has had a massively successful

career. Is there a failure that haunts you? When I was seven I

entered a piano competition. I thought that I knew the piece so

well, I marched up onto the stage with no music and sat there. I had

no idea. It was embarrassing. The time went on and I sat by the piano

pinching myself because I thought I was dreaming. My teacher came up

with the music. I put my hands there. It might as well have been

Arabic. Nothing happened. I had to go off the stage. I think that is

why I became an actress. It was so embarrassing. I was seven and I have

never got over it. The science of stupid, were you delighted or

slightly offended when they wanted you to present it? I am the logical

choice. I could think of somebody else. It chimes so well. They came

to me first. I said I will do it. Good news as far as Top Gear is

concerned. In North Korea, Kim Jung-un, the leader, wants to put it

out in North Korea. I think it is Teletubbies, as well. There are two

of those in our show, as well! That is international. We are celebrating

success and laughing in the face of failure. We want photographs of your

own epic fails. Such as a bad hair day, a fashion faux pas, send them

to the usual address and we will look at them later. A report by the

Public Affairs Select Committee was published today looking at the

manipulation of police crime statistics.

Part of the report plays to the -- praised the honesty of an officer

who spoke out against this. Lucy went to meet the man to find out

whether he had any regrets on blowing the whistle.

This is James Patrick, a serving police officer until two weeks ago.

In 2012 he went public with concerns he had about the way crime was

recorded. As many as 300 burglaries would disappear in a two-week

period. There had been management intervention and the burglaries

effectively disappeared. Becoming a whistle-blower is a big decision.

You might see it as standing up for principles, but other people might

call you a traitor. James worked in a special unit, processing data,

when he discovered inconsistencies in how some crimes were reported and

recorded. He told a Parliamentary committee it was a deliberate

attempt to manipulate statistics. Robberies were being reported.

Within a day, they would be downgraded to theft, or theft

snatchers. It was intentional because it looked bad on the book

not being given the correct investigations. What was the worst

example you came across? One that sticks in my mind was a young girl

who was a victim of a sexual offence. Effectively, she had

pressure put on her to withdraw the allegation. It is not right. If a

victim tells you this has happened to me, a crime is a crime. After

trying to raise concerns internally, James felt he had no choice but to

go public, despite the risk of facing disciplinary action. How did

your colleagues respond? I got the reaction I expected with 50%

respecting what I did and the other 50%, saying you are having a go at

the Metropolitan Police. People are scared of the consequences of

speaking out. James has not worked in over a year and although he has

been paid, the uncertainty of what would happen to him has been a

strain for his family. I have seen the impact on Laura, she does not

sleep and worries at the level I do, worrying about the future. My

family has been put in this situation. Is it something you

cannot get away from, it is always on your mind? It is always on my

mind. Not so much when I have the children around because I focus on

them. How would you describe the last 12 months? It is like a tornado

that hits you and destroys everything in five seconds. But the

five seconds became six months, ten months, 18 months. Do you ever

resent James for being a whistle-blower? I admire him. I do

not blame him. Because it put us in a situation we are in now.

Emotionally, I do not think it was worth it because we are going

through hell and this is not over. James has since been disciplined for

misconduct and resigned because he felt he had no choice. With no close

family nearby, the support of friends is invaluable to the couple.

It is not an isolated story. It is not like... You hear frequently...

It is not a surprise that whistle-blowers are badly treated.

It is shameful. These are people looking out for the public interest.

They are brave and courageous. I really admire you for what you have

done. James is now taking the Metropolitan

Police to an employment tribunal but the costs are high and so he is

representing himself. I am writing a letter before the tribunal, a

notice, I am having to learn the law on-the-fly. This is quite a lot of

work to do. It takes hours. James gave evidence to the public

administration select committee. Two months later the UK Statistics

Authority withdrew its endorsement of police crime statistics because

it had lost trust in them. Apart from the employment tribunal, James

must now decide what to do with his life. Where does it end? Can you see

a future when it is not hanging over you? The psychological impact is so

heavy. I have had moments when I thought, you are in over your head,

but I have not regretted doing it and I never will.

Lucy is with us now. There is a new Parliamentary report out today based

on James' evidence. The report by the select committee

puts the boot into the police and the way they rely on crime

statistics and record them. It does not pull any punches. For example, a

delay on Scott -- by Scotland Yard over addressing rape figures. The

report describes the incident of a damning indictment of inertia and a

lack of leadership. The committee chair has referred to what he calls

a target junkie culture. The dependency on the targets to solve

crime. The report says it is inappropriate to use those targets.

He criticised the Commissioner and the report does not pull any punches

from the top brass. The attitude and behaviour that led to the

misreporting of crime had become ingrained, including in senior

leadership, so incredibly critical, apart from James Patrick. They

commend his courage for speaking out and for fulfilling his duties to the

highest standard of public service to spy pressure not to. The MPs said

they had doubts that the Metropolitan Police have treated

James Patrick fairly or with respect and care. What did the police say?

On crime statistics they said recording is complicated and it is

inevitable they will not always get it right. They are committed to

accurate recording of figures and on looking at allegations. They say

they have launched an investigation into crime recording. It was an

emotional film. You have to admire James the bravery but you can see

the impact it had on him and his wife. What is the future for the

couple? The misconduct findings from the

Metropolitan Police focused on the fact he had published a blog and

e-book. Have they mention James, the Metropolitan Police?

They have. They said he was issued with a final written warning

following the misconduct hearing and they accepted his resignation. In

terms of his future, he is taking the Metropolitan Police to the

tribunal and seeking damages. The first hearing was yesterday. He is

representing himself and so he will be very much wrapped up in this case

for the immediate future. Lucy, thanks. As the Easter holiday

gets under way, Lord Coe said young people today are the most

interactive generation ever. One way of getting children away from

screens is to take them swimming. These days many children lose out on

the chance to learn. It has led some schools taking extraordinary steps

to reverse the trend. This is an Olympic medal winning Keri-Anne

Payne with the report. When I grew up I wanted to swim and

I was lucky. My dream took me around the world and brought the Olympic

and world medals. Swimming changed my life. Children today do not seem

to have the same opportunity. What worries me figures released in 2013.

Despite the fact the National Curriculum says that all children

should be able to swim 25 metres by the time they leave primary school,

only a fraction can. In Hackney, that number is 23%. I have come to

this primary school to come and find out what is going on. Have you

learned how to swim? My younger one is frightened of the water. My

daughter used to but not any more. She can do the dog paddling. There

are under 650 children here and the majority are not confident swimmers.

When I went into the swimming pool I was frightened. The first time I

pretty much sank into the water. One main problem particularly in cities

is the lack of infrastructure. In Hackney there are 52 other schools

and 13 secondary schools. In the area, there are only four swimming

pools. Schools try, but logistics are a nightmare. You have to be able

to get there as well. To go for the swimming lesson you have to leave

the school and get to the swimming pool and back again, which can take

a morning of your jam-packed timetable. If they cannot get to the

swimming pool, why not take it to the kids? A project called make a

Splash has built 24 temporary swimming pools in schools around

London. This is portable. It has taught thousands of children how to

swim. This primary School have it for one term only and have set

themselves the challenge to teach pupils to swim in that time. Here is

excited to go swimming? This class with a first in and I could tell

they were nervous, especially these two, with whom I spent time. We will

just practice with noses on top of the water. Like this. That is it,

well done. That is amazing. That is what you need to do. Why can you not

do it, this is the first time? Seeing how hard it was the grace and

Nathan being in the water underlined the huge challenge it will be,

especially when you add this into the mix. The Olympics winning pool.

In 11 weeks the primary school will go there for a special gala, where

the children will attempt to swim 25 metres.

Make a splash, try not to bash. Splash, splash, splash. Six weeks

have gone by and I'm back to school to see how well the kids are getting

on. Most of them have started to complete the 25 metres, but some of

them, they don't achieve the 25 metres because some children, they

have never been in a swimming pool before. I especially want to catch

up with grace and Nathan who were so nervous. Howdy think it's going? I

think it's going really well. Have you been practising? Yes. I want to

hurry up and get into the water. I just look at the difference that a

few weeks can make. The nerves have gone, they are relaxed, it's so

lovely to see. That's it. So six weeks ago, I was here with this

class, the first class to get in, to see the improvement in six weeks is

so great to see. We are four weeks away from the gala, I think they

will all be able to swim with the five metres but will they be able to

do it unaided? Later in the show we'll be at the

Olympic Aquatic Centre to see if those 642 pupils achieve their goal.

And from the "school that couldn't swim" to our team of the week who

spend their lives in the pool. Please explain! Basically, believe

it or not, we are playing underwater rugby. Britain's first and only

underwater rugby players! It's extraordinary. I know you are

registered with ruptured. How do you play it? It's played with two teams

of swimmers. In four 25 metre deep pools, with a basket, with a ball

full of soap and water, and the idea is to put it in the basket at the

other end. Have you made this up in the pub? As all right because, we do

like to go to the pub. But this is a game that started in 60s in Germany,

we have: B and, we have finished, we have Kiwis. -- we have Colombians,

we have ends. We have Slovakians. If you are the only team, who do you

play against? With British sub Aqua's help, we set up, last year,

we are training the sunken petitions, we are going to a

competition in Florence. In August, we're having a competition at the

world alternative games down in Wales. It's quite heavy! The ball is

negatively buoyant, it's not allowed to break the surface. You have to

hold your breath for an extraordinarily long amount of time,

don't you? Yes, it is quite difficult, but as you play the

sport, you can time that a bit better. You are waiting for the

limit would we believe you! Good luck in Florence, team of the week!

Now Richard got some serious stick from his Top Gear colleagues after

splashing out on top-of-the-range sports car which was recently

recalled after two of the same cars suddenly burst in to flames. This is

the thing, though. But they couldn't really call him stupid because he

had no idea that would happen, it was just unlucky. He is now, look.

It was unexpected. Why did you have to mention that? Because it links

nicely into this. But the same can't really be said for some of the

people who star in Richard's new show. I like what you have done but

not how you have done it! The classic double backflip. Back

flipping is clearly best left to train the gymnasts. He is the

science behind their success. There are two parts to the perfect

backflip. Part one, from a solid base, he jumped straight up coming

using legs and arms for maximum height. Part two, the rotation bit.

He takes his knees into his chest to accelerate the spin. It is the law

of conservation of angular momentum. When you halve your length, you

quadruple your spin speed. So you are now looking at the science

behind all these bonkers clips that we see. It's a side show. It is a

science show, it's series, its educational! On the one hand, you

have people falling flat on their faces but on the other, it's a

voyage of scientific discovery, it has integrity, sincerity, depth. And

it prevents people making the same mistakes! That is a serious point.

Throughout the series, there are... ! When you noticed my motion is

coming up, it's painful! The point is commented about prevention. I was

nervous about that. Essentially, the show is made up of you watch people

doing stupid things, and then it goes horribly wrong and I pop up and

explain it. You see exactly what has gone wrong. So it's very credible,

but I felt exactly that, what if people see it and do it, I would

feel bad. You know what, the last thing you will want to do is do any

of these things. It is awful, because there is something in all of

us that laughs when people hurt themselves. Do you like these shows,

Celia? I can't believe you laugh! I get cross when someone laughs. But I

do. It's human. We are glad it's not us. It's relief, isn't it? And it's

awkward. I am finding it awkward! If somebody else falls over, it's an

explosion of energy because it's not us, basically. Do you say whether

people hurt themselves? Some of them do, a bit. Not massively! You look

at weightlifters... It is scientifically, rigourously

explained. National Geographic or very strict and everything has to be

checked. An insider told us there is an international market where they

buy these funny clips. And we wondered how much we would get for

this one. That's me! You should see the mess.

I was going to show you how to do a backflip, but I can't because of

this hip. I can't move from this position, seriously. In your mind,

it was going to work. That moment when you thought, it's going to look

like this, that's the bit I love. It's the build-up! There it is. We

have some more. You at home have been bravely sending in your own

bails for us to show. Here's Ricky English from Hornchurch in Essex.

Classic. Balance and momentum there. We have got another one here. This

is a ten-year-old. This was sent in by her mum, Samantha. That's a

classic. We love our view is! Hope she is OK. I wonder if she has gone

ice-skating since? You can see Science of Stupid on the National

Geographic channel, tonight at 10pm. Now will Celia and Richard fail or

succeed in the little artistic challenge we're about to set them.

You mentioned my embarrassing car, what are you going to do now? If you

could make your way into our art area. As you can see, ready and

posed is our life shoring model. During our next film... Richard has

plenty of experience! It's just a quick sketch! Just get on with it!

Here's a film about how working as a life model can boost your

confidence. Are you both ready? I have started!

Modelling is often thought to be a young girl 's game but does greying

hair, a few wrinkles and the inescapable effect of gravity really

spell the end of a woman's beauty? Angela, Susanna and Susie have all

had issues with confidence in the past but have found a unique way of

empowering themselves. When these women entered the ring, trust me,

everybody is going to be paying attention. -- enter the room. I hear

you have an interesting job. Indeed I have. I am an actor and life

model. Which means? I take my clothes off for my work! The

opportunity fell into my lap after reading an article, I was just

inspired and I thought, I am going to go for it. I haven't looked back

since. How long have you been modelling? About three weeks! This

is actually my second job. When you tell people you take your clothes

off for your work, how do they react? I didn't tell them! I did

this for me. It makes me feel alive and happy and it makes me feel like

I'm making a valuable contribution to society. What makes you decide it

is for you? After looking after small children and not feeling

employ a book I felt my life had reached a standstill, I find it

difficult to move forward. Was there a point when you felt low

self-esteem in your life? Definitely. Before my daughter was

born and sometime afterwards, my own self esteem was on the back burner.

I think that was debilitating. I felt old and stressed, I lost part

of the real me. It was like being trapped in this body that I didn't

recognise as being mine. Because in my head, I'm still 18. So I had to

break out, basically, and reinvent myself, find myself again. But

Angela's decision to bare all came as a surprise to husband David. I

was concerned, I probably didn't want her to do it. I suppose it's

about being seen by other people, I guess. Being seen naked. Because

obviously, she had only been naked in front of you for 42 years. As far

as I am aware! But there is a lot of pride in it now, and I really do

like the artistic side of it. What changes have you seen in her? She is

much more confident and a lot happier. And if she is happier...

Then you are happy! Do you think that older women can feel beautiful?

I definitely feel they can, but that doesn't come from cosmetic surgery

or airbrushing magazines, it has to come from self-confident and feeling

happy within yourself and at peace. I am still early days with this but

it feels good to do this. It definitely is empowering. It is

about doing anything you want to do, try and go for it, not necessarily

what I am doing, but do it, if you want to reinvent yourself, give it a

go! Thanks to everyone who took part in

the film and to our life model Suzy! Richard is very modest and he is

brilliant at sketching. You are making it worse! Are you ready to

show us? No! You have to, because we are alive. Therefore

You pleased with that? I do. Lots of potential. Celia, you have had

experience in Calendar Girls are doing this. It is daring. I applaud

the girls who have done it in a room by themselves. We had each other,

and we also had Helen Mirren, she was helping us. Moral support. You

had champagne and twiglets afterwards. Of course. On the day,

you have to get on with it. You could not say I do not want to do

this bit. You had to do it because it was the whole point of the film.

In this scene from your new film, The Love Punch, it looks like you

are getting ready to join the underwater rugby players. Do you

swim? How about climbing? I was in the Australian Parachute Regiment.

7.28. Let's do this. Oh, yes. This will be exciting. It is a great

film. Very cosy, quite farcical, fantastic. I do not understand why

it is called The Love Punch. It is about Pierce Brosnan, who runs his

firm, he hits the day of retirement. He has encouraged

workers to take out pensions, he gets to the firm and realises the

money has gone, the pension has gone, taken by the new owner.

Instead of just lying back, he thinks I am not going to have that

lying down, I will go after this man who's spent all of the pension on a

revolting, huge diamond ring for his girlfriend. He thinks I will get it

back. We set out on this caper. Where do you come into it? I am one

of the best friends of the glamorous couple, Emma Thompson and Pierce

Brosnan. Timothy Spall and I'd, you saw us in the back, making faces. I

could not work the flippers. Work them? I noticed, you were walking

backwards. When you see me going into the sea, I fall into quickly,

but I got a laugh, because I did it wrong. I suppose it is about the

relationship between you and your husband and Emma Thompson and Pierce

Brosnan. They have been married, divorced and separated, but I am a

great romantic and I want to get them back together. Will they? In

January, you were in India, to make the 2nd... Best exotic marigold H.

Will the second live up to the first? -- Best Exotic Marigold

Hotel. The writer wants to call it the second Best Exotic Marigold

Hotel, but the Americans are not keen about that. They are the money.

But it has been fantastic to be back there. Two years later. Wonderful.

The 18th of April, The Love Punch is out. Talking of marigolds, I don't

know how many featured in the entries to this year's One Show

garden design competition, but now that entry has closed, Christine and

our other judges have the difficult task of selecting the best three.

Designing a garden is not an easy task but it did not deter you. You

sent in entries by the sackful. Look at this. Today, I need to pick three

finalists with the help of fellow judges, Adam frost, garden designer,

and Dave Green, who runs the Hampton Court Flower Show, where the winning

design will be installed. It was a competition to design a garden to

celebrate your community. We had over 100 entries from all over the

UK. The quality is fantastic. They are as good as some of the gardens

from professionals. It will be a challenge to come up with a short

list. The winning design must be a show stopper. There is a sense of

theatre. We need something to turn heads and make visitors stop and

look. That will be the key to the winner. How we will agree, it will

be interesting. I would like the -- I like this design that tells the

story of chemical contamination in Wakefield. Adam thought it had too

much going on. 20 ideas, two or three strong ideas in one space, it

ends up making a great garden. This garden from Stockport, we felt the

ambitious design would go over the ?45,000 budget and two-week built

period. A half finished showed garden is the worst thing in the

world. After hours of debate, we picked the 12 strongest entries. The

next stage is to choose three finalists. We might not speak to

each other after this. We have three for the final short list and I think

sparks will fly. If that went to Hampton Court, very few people would

say Bath, or, Roman. People would get it. This is what is wrong with

design. Every design seems to divide us. To me, you instantly can see

what it is about. You are right. There is a lot of copper and

waterfalls and a ruined mine. I get the story, I am not convinced. That

scares me. I like this, therefore, it is staying, whether you to like

it or not! Eventually, we have a verdict. Time to give the finalists

the good news. That is very excited Alexander Noble, the Roman Bath

inspired garden even won over in the end. Joining her will be Helen Reid

and Holly Crosby with designs inspired by silk weavers of

Spitalfields in London. And John Kane and his design. Now the amateur

gardeners will pitch their design to us face-to-face. This weekend, we

will decide which one of them will have their gardens brought to life

at Hampton Court. And a big thank you to everybody who

entered. In the next couple of weeks, the three finalists will be

in the studio as we announce who will see their design at Hampton

Court Flower Show. And the best of luck to the finalists. In a moment

we will chat to these boys, who are known as F2, two of the best

freestyle foot wall is in the world. Before that, we will see how they

kept the crowds entertained this afternoon.

Oh, yes! F2. Billy Wingrove and Jeremy Lynch. Welcome. How did this

start? It was a hobby from a child, practising in spare time, and it

involved into this job will stop two years ago we decided to start the

double act and since then we have gone from strength to strength,

making videos and a new TV show at London live. And you are massive.

You are professionals, going around the world. How good does it feel

when it goes in after kicking it from the top? It is a great feeling.

You will spend hours trying to get a shot and sometimes it happens first

time. There is a level you can go to, how do you come up with new

tricks? He has a creative mind. We both have. Sometimes we will have a

brainstorming session to think of fresh things. You use cars and all

sorts. With freestyle, it is 90% practice, but it is the 10% of

creativity that matters and sets you apart. With this show, it emphasises

asked doing challenges. We have been lucky enough, things we have thought

of which we did not have the facilities to do before, giving it

to the production team, they have made it happen. Do you play

football? We used to more, it is difficult now, because if we get

injured, no more F2. We go on the football pitch and we are targets,

we do one skill and the main thing is, chop them. It is all about world

records these days. Later, you are going to have a go. Wearing

stilettos. That is a record in itself. You will have to play in

high heels from now on. I hope I do not mess it up. Viewers in London

can see F2 on the New London channel. And now Sarah has a story

about the opening of the major sports event this summer that is

making some Glasgow residents see red.

Iconic, aspirational, sublime. It is how the eight blocks that once made

up the Red Road flats were once described. The housing scheme holds

a firm place in city Heritage and the thousands of people it was a

place they called home. For many, flats cast a shadow of neglect over

the city and many have been Derek -- derelict for years. They will be

demolished as part of the Commonwealth Games opening ceremony

in front of a TV audience. At the event has sparked a fierce debate.

Since the announcement there has been a public outcry, with 11,000

people signing a petition opposing the demolition. Many called it ill

timed, callous and insensitive. What do the people of Glasgow think of

the idea? I thought it was unusual. I do not see why an event like that

is appropriate for the opening ceremony. I thought it was a great

message. The common wealth games is a wonderful thing to be happening in

Glasgow but to decide to blow up something that has so much history,

to tie in with the common wealth games, when they could have had

fireworks, maybe a parade in the city centre, it is thoughtless. It

is an interesting idea and different. The idea was conceived by

the creative minds behind Glasgow 2014. Mark O'Neal thinks that people

should embrace the idea. Is this in bad taste? Is it right to do it in

front of a worldwide audience? A criticism of big events is that they

gloss over social problems. I think the director is saying that Glasgow

is not glossing over anything. That we have learned from that. If you

want to say Glasgow is a city that is fighting and looking for a

future, it is giving the right message. When the demolition takes

place, an exclusion zone will see hundreds of people evacuated from

the surrounding area. One of the blocks will be kept, to house

hundreds of asylum seekers. The woman who set up the petition is

opposed to the idea. I cannot imagine the organisers of the

ceremony plan to diss unite the country at the opening ceremony. I

would have hoped for a celebration that united people. I think the

effort at the London Olympics one people over. There was negativity,

but not about him celebrating the NHS by blowing up a hospital. I do

not think that would have been considered appropriate. Organisers

must have known the decision was going to be controversial. Let's

hope that when the dust settles, Glasgow's role in the common wealth

games will be truly memorable. -- Commonwealth Games. The organisers

have agreed to meet protesters next week to discuss the planned

demolition. If they were not due to be knocked down, they would be a

hard sell for the two people we are about to meet, the stars of the

documentary series about our obsession with property. whatever

your opinion of estate agents, the job is to sell.

I have been an estate agent for just over two years. Lewis Rossiter is

the 30-year-old manager of an estate agents in Exeter.

I am the guy that at the wedding, I make a fool of myself. I am sick in

the U rhino. This lady is another branch manager of estate agents in

the north-east. People's perception of estate agents is that they've

tell lies, and they are stereotyped. I don't cheat people, I don't tell

lies, I try to be honest, truthful, helpful and try and do a good job

for them. That was a clip from Under Offer Estate Agents on the Job,

which starts tonight on BBC Two and we're joined now by Lewis Rossiter

an estate agent from Exeter in Devon and Lynne Blaney who works as an

estate agent in Spennymoor, County Durham welcome both. As Matt said,

you work in different parts of the country, where the property markets

can be different. Lynne, what is it like in your area? Lots of free

possessions. Lots of cheap houses. Let's not forget that we deal with

the lower end of the spectrum as well as what we class as the higher

end, you can get a lot for your money. You like to make a fool of

yourself at weddings? Many times. My parents are proud of me. Yes, Exeter

is not as crazy as London but it's very busy, the city has gone through

a big change in the last few years and properties move very quickly.

There is something very lean mers about you. A woman who was buying a

house maybe take a photograph with her kids. Just so she could tell

everyone her kids have met Olly Murs. I didn't even get the

instruction. Tell every body what we are looking at here? That's me, as

you can see! Driving a three wheeler, with no power steering.

George has a number of classic cars, and we thought, try and get this

property in our area, get a bit of attention, we displayed it in the

window and put it in the car park of the local supermarket. No one is

going to claim you're taking too much commission! That's true,

because we're not. Has it worked? No. Lewis, we see you in the series,

arranging what they call an open day. This is creating a buzz around

a certain house, it gets everybody into a massive frenzy, everybody is

fighting, what advice would you have two people who are in the position,

potential buyers on an open day? Don't panic buy. Pay what you think

it's worth, don't get caught up, if you liked the property, offer but

open houses, they work the same as any other house. There is lots of

competition. Try not to overpay. How do you think the high-flying

property types in London would succeed up North? I think they would

be able to buy the whole of Spennymoor stop do you have to

employ some tricks to help shift a property? Yes, we're not in a very

cash rich area, there is a lot of unemployment and people on low

salaries. When you get a lot of people looking for a house, and all

they can afford is maybe 40 or 50 grand, sometimes you think, it's sad

but... It's nice to try and find them something, because you know

that when you do, it's their first home and they are really grateful.

We have our little game, do you want to play? Yes! Can you switch seats?

So we have too-macro teams and an answer each, if you please. This is

the first question. Which of these three cities has the highest average

cost of residential property per square foot? Bournemouth, Swansea or

Aberdeen? We will have to hurry you for an

answer. Bournemouth. Bournemouth. Well, the answer is... It's

Aberdeen! You want a car question? Kind of

tenuous, but what is the highest advertised asking price, and

underground car parking space in a 24 hour residential building or this

rather grander six bedroom house in Cumbria? It boasts a Seaview and an

open plan ground floor. We will have too pushy. Car park. It is in fact

the said bedroom and house, by five grand! -- six bedroomed house. This

is a ridiculous game. It is difficult, being an estate agent!

Which profession do One Show viewers think is the most trustworthy?

Bankers, politicians or estate agent? Trustworthy. This is

potentially quite awkward. Must be estate agents, absolutely. I

wouldn't say any of them, but anyway! Most people said none of

them but what are you going to give us as an answer? If you had to?

Let's have a look. There you are! Thank you very much. You can see the

first episode of Under Offer Estate Agents on the Job... We won't be

home in time! It's time to find out whether Kerri-Anne Payne's attempt

to get a whole school swimming by building them a pool in their

playground will be a success or an epic fail. Since the beginning of

the year I have been following the progress of this primary School.

Three months ago a temporary pool was built in their playground. Their

mission was to teach all of their pupils to swim in one term. When I

first went into the pool, I was frightened, but now I swim as

graceful as a swan! Here we are, in 11 weeks later, the final stage of

that journey. All 642 children are about to get the chance to swim in

the most famous pool in England. Are you excited or nervous? A little bit

nervous. Why? Because I'm afraid I'm going to drown. Make a splash is

hoping to stop the alarming downward spiral in the amount of children who

leave school unable to swim. This gala is a chance to show the pupils

how far they have come in 11 weeks. We have a crisis in this country,

make no bones about it, hundreds of thousands of kids leaving school

unable to swim. So we thought, let's give them an environment in which

they can learn. All that effort, all those weeks of lessons, it has paid

off. The kids are swimming in the Olympic pool. And they are doing it

all on their own. When you touch it at the end of the line, it's like, I

can't believe I did that! Not the best day of my life, that is when I

was born, this is the second best day. Once the older kids had

finished, it was the turn of the younger ones. I don't think anybody

expected the youngsters to swim 25 metres without any help. With this

project, the scale of the achievement is relative to each

child so for someone like Nathan, who was so scared in 11 weeks ago,

to even be here, that is success. Well done, Nathan! How was it? I

felt like I was a champion. You are a champion. How was it in this pool?

It felt a bit cold but I didn't give up. It is now the turn of grace.

They were at a similar place when they first learnt how to swim. I

think it might be something similar, but I'm amazed she is here. If she

gets her face when will be so proud of her. That's it, Grace! Keep

going! That it! Blowing bubbles! Go on, Grace, you can do it! Well done,

Grace! You have such a big smile on your face, did you enjoy it? What

was the best bit? Trying hard as I can. Do you think they will carry on

swimming? Yes. Many of the children are infused and want to carry on.

One of them said to me, they want to be proper swimmers. Temporary

swimming pools have their place, but parents need to get more involved,

it's not just about temporary swimming pools, we need to be

conscious of the fact that half the kids in swimming primary schools

can't swim. Today's project has been brilliant. This primary school is

just one school, drop in the ocean. Now we need to give every child a

chance to learn how to swim. If you want your child to learn how to swim

- and your school doesn't have a pool - then you can find a host of

information on the BBC's Get Inspired website - that's

bbc.co.uk/GetInspired." Earlier we asked for photos of your epic fails.

This is the first attempt at microwave porridge! And this attempt

at Mountain biking! OK, it's time. We will see whether our free styling

footballers Billy and Jeremy can do something remarkable. A quick

explanation. What's going to be happening? We are the F2

freestylers. This move is in F2 freestylers trademark. Only will

lift me on his back, I will do juggles, the plan is, you had to

smash the ball into the back of the net! How are you feeling? Absolutely

confident. Look at this but where she is wearing! Goldman stilettos.

Here we go. Three, two, one. She needs to finish

it! Yes! What better way to finish the

programme! That's all we have time for tonight. A big thanks to our

guests. We will see you tomorrow night. Alan Titchmarsh is here.

Hello, I'm Ellie Crisell with your 90 second update. Days of damaging

headlines over her MP's expenses have cost Maria Miller her cabinet

job. The PM said he was saddened by her resignation as Culture

Secretary. Labour accused him of poor judgement. Full story at Ten.

PC Keith Blakelock was stabbed to death by a mob during rioting in

London nearly 30 years ago. Today, Nicky Jacobs was cleared of murder.

He was