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Are you ready for an amazing adventure?

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Then join Ed Petrie.

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-I'm a pirate.

-..and his CBBC mates...

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-Smack me, bruv.

-Yes.

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..on a bonkers and brilliant journey around...

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Asia! Asia! Asia!

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It's going to be epic!

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Oh!

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-Timber!

-So there.

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-Let's do this.

-We've got loads of brain-boggling facts

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to tell you about.

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Welcome to All Over The Place!

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-Can I watch it?

-You're in it.

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We'll take part in some of Asia's most spectacular

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and craziest events.

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HE LAUGHS

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Oh, no!

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So, are you ready to go...

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# All over the place

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# All over the place

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# North, south, east, west On a bizarre quest

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# Me and my mates, all over the place!

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# It's true what you've heard, everything is absurd

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# Whatever we do is strange but true!

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# All over the place

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# All over the place

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# There's stuff to do in Asia that is totally ace

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-# And it turns up

-# All over the place! #

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Where the blazes has me ship got to?

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Could have sworn I laid anchor here last night.

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24 hour free parking, it said.

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There you are, Ed. Everything cool?

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Ahoy there, young cabin boy.

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I'm looking for me ship. A big black galleon

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with sails as tall as palm trees.

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Big black flag. You know what I'm saying?

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Yeah, yeah, of course.

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Yeah, um... Arrgh! Arrgh! Arrgh!

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There be hundreds of islands and waterways around these parts, sir.

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Easy for one to get lost.

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Arrgh!

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Marooned in a strange land.

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Perfect opportunity... for plunder and piracy.

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Actually, I thought it was quite peaceful and tranquil around here,

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-to be fair, but... Arrgh! Yes, arrgh!

-Aye, aye!

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Why doesn't one join me on a tourist cruise around the backwaters

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of Kerala. Perfect for lovers of...

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Gold?

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No, sightseeing and bird-watching.

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Come, let's just go and get a cup of tea or something, yeah?

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Suppose I like a bit of bird-watching.

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Got a massive telescope...

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Ed must have confused this tropical paradise with the Caribbean.

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This amazing watery world in Kerala

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is known as the backwaters.

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Over centuries, heavy monsoon rainfall formed over 900km

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of lakes, canals and rivers.

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That's almost the same distance from Inverness to London.

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And the only way to get around here is on a boat made of coconut fibres.

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Why are they made of coconuts?

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Well...they just arrgh!

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Actually, this chap will probably tell us the real reason.

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Are you the captain of this fine vessel, me lad?

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-TRANSLATION:

-I'm Captain Chitra,

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and I'm taking you to the other shore

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to show you around the backwaters.

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This boat is called a kettuvallam.

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Kettuvallam simply means "boat tied with ropes".

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This boat is cool. How has it been made?

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The roof is made of coconut fibres,

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and other parts are made from the coconut tree. Pretty, isn't it?

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It's made out of coconuts, you know. That's wicked!

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So how long have these boats been built in Kerala?

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Well, they've been used here for over 100 years to carry goods around

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the backwaters and beyond.

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Like gold, riches, booty of the backwaters!

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Ed, Ed, how long is this going to go on for, man?

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All aboard, me hearties!

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-Arrgh!

-OK, chaps, this way.

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How do I get on a boat?

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Oh!

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Hoist the sail!

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Ed, there ain't no sail, man. Just come inside, you're embarrassing me.

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Silence, I'll have you keelhauled!

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Look, just get inside and give me the telescope.

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-Get off! Stop touching my telescope!

-You don't need it!

-Stop it!

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Ed's galley certainly isn't the biggest in the backwaters.

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Some kettuvallam houseboats can sleep up to 14 people.

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But unfortunately for Ed,

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you're more likely to spot a parrot than a pirate in these waters.

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-What are you doing now, Ed?

-I'm hoisting the pirate flag.

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It's somewhat of a tradition for us pirates.

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Now all I need is...

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-A talking parrot, yeah?

-Yes.

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Well, I think you might be in luck, actually.

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Because the backwaters is actually a great place

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for spotting exotic birds. Like parrots, parakeets...

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You ain't got a second telescope I could borrow, could you?

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Don't worry...

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You can borrow me binoculars.

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It's beautiful around here, eh?

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See that, Ed? Local communities lining the backwaters, yeah?

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Let's go explore. Just don't scare the kids.

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Course I'm not going to scare them. I'm a pirate.

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Ahoy there! What's your names?

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HE SPEAKS OWN LANGUAGE

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I'm Captain Ed.

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Do you want to be a pirate? Join me crew

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and live a life on the high seas, with scurvy?

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Actually, you don't have to, it's voluntary.

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It's...sort of not voluntary.

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You were told not to scare the kids, Ed.

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Have you found any treasure yet?

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Here we are, Ed. This is where you can find some of the most precious

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resources in the backwaters.

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Emeralds? Diamonds? Silver?

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No. Rice.

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-Rice?

-Yeah, rice, yeah.

-I can buy that in a supermarket.

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No. These are the paddy fields where the rice is grown,

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and was transported down the backwaters on the kettuvallam boats

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that you saw earlier.

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Rice?!

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Rice?!

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Who am I kidding? This is no place for a pirate.

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The beautiful palm trees, water lapping against the pleasure boats,

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and the friendliest locals from here to Timbuktu.

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Well, Ed, there was actually a rogue naval chief

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who was famous in Kerala.

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Oh, yeah. His name was Kanhoji Angre,

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and he was reported to have stolen a vessel,

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in Kerala, in 1702.

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The most feared man in the whole Arabian Sea.

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Pirates?

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Real pirates on these waters?

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-Oh, yeah.

-I'm getting out of here.

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-Where are you going? Hey, Ed, come back. Ed!

-Whoa!

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ED SCREAMS

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WATER SPLASHES

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You're going to need a towel, mate.

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Now, where's Rudolph, the sniffer dog?

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He's supposed to be sniffing out the smell of Christmas,

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but...what does Christmas actually smell like?

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It smells warm and sweet, like freshly baked biscuits.

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-Oh, look, he's found something.

-Here, boy. Here, boy.

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What have you got for me?

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A stick.

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What is it with dogs and sticks?

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Why have you brought me a stick?!

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No sticks.

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Oh, you two couldn't spot the smell of Christmas

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if it was right under your nose!

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That is the sweet and spicy cinnamon stick,

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and it's used for all sorts of festive food.

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Cinnamon originates from right here in Sri Lanka.

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So make sure and sniff out the best stuff in the supermarket.

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'Ed and Michelle,

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'you have 45 seconds to find out as much as you can about cinnamon.

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'Ed, you have Sampath, who knows all about the cinnamon plantation.

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'Michelle, you have Manoj, who knows all about the history of cinnamon

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'in Sri Lanka.

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'The one who finds out the most facts is the winner.'

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HE COUNTS DOWN IN LOCAL LANGUAGE

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What is cinnamon?

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-TRANSLATION:

-It's a tree.

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Is cinnamon expensive to buy?

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-TRANSLATION:

-Oh, aye, it's quite expensive.

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Hm.

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What kind of a plant is it?

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It's a bush. Yeah, it's a bush.

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Oh, it's a bush?

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What's it used for?

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It's used for food and flavouring, and even for medicinal purposes.

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-Which is medicine.

-Loads of things.

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How tall can cinnamon grow?

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Three metres. Three metres, yes.

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So would you recommend that I

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sprinkle it on my coffee in the morning?

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-Oh, aye, it's tasty and delicious.

-I'm going to try that.

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If the plant is three metres tall,

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do the elves have a hard time harvesting it?

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Elves like you don't really work here, do you know what I'm saying?

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KLAXON

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Out of time.

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'And the winner is...

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'Ed!'

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Oh! Christmas has come early for me.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, can we take these silly costumes off now?

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We've found the smell of Christmas after all.

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'Well, OK.

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'But don't get too comfortable.

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'You've still got to sniff out more cinnamon info.'

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So how does cinnamon get from this...

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to this? Well, cinnamon comes from the bark of these trees and bushes.

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The first step is to harvest some branches.

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-Watch your head.

-Oh, you don't hang about, do you?

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Nice work, Sampath.

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Wow. That came down quick.

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Yeah. Wasn't expecting that...

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Oh, my gosh, can you smell that cinnamon?

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-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

-I'm just getting a real waft of it now.

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Hold on, guys. That's not cinnamon...yet.

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You still need to peel it.

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I knew I'd be good at this. It's one of the only jobs I'm allowed to do

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in the Petrie family at Christmas

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before Christmas dinner - peeling the spuds.

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And there we go.

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Lots of lovely cinnamon...

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that will really make someone's Christmas.

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-It's not cinnamon.

-Still not cinnamon?

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When is it cinnamon?

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Get back to work, Ed.

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When do we get the cinnamon? I just want the cinnamon!

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You'll be peeling till next Christmas at this rate, Ed.

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You need to get to the inner bark,

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because next it's time to wrap the presents.

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Yes - to make cinnamon,

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you must wrap the short inner bark, called quills,

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in longer shavings, and then, ta-da, Christmassy cinnamon!

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Oh! That is the smell of Christmas.

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-We did it.

-We found it, Michelle.

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-Mmm.

-Aaah.

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-Very familiar.

-People have been sniffing out cinnamon for hundreds

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of years. Back in the 16th century,

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this gift was worth more than gold.

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Spices! Get your lovely spices.

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Yo! Ginger's fiery.

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Cardamom's good.

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How about some cinnamon to spice up your pud?

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Out of my way, trader -

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I've not travelled halfway across the world

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to pay your ridiculous prices.

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It does cost a bob or two,

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but - think about when you get home, yeah?

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Walking around with a big bag of cinnamon under your arm, everyone

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going, "Ooh - that Portuguese explorer's posh".

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Yeah? I'm talking proper respect, mate.

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It is true that it's one of the highest status symbols in Portugal

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right now, but you're charging an arm and a leg for it.

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I need to sail home with a big boat full of the stuff,

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if I'm going to get any of that respect.

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Great, isn't it?

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Right. How much cinnamon can I put you down for?

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None from you. Although seeing as though you're a man in the know,

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I wondered if you could point me in the right direction so I can

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find some of my own at a much cheaper price.

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Find some of your own?!

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You explorers are always wanting something you can't have.

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It's great, innit?

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Now, come on, I know it's on the island here somewhere.

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No. This is my livelihood we're talking about.

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A secret, kept for centuries.

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If I tell YOU, how am I expected to make a killing?

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I mean - living. No, no, wait, you can't go there,

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because...it comes from the nests of giant birds,

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perched on top of a mountain, unclimbable by any man.

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Or woman.

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And then the nests fall off,

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into a deep ravine full of...deadly snakes.

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And that's where the cinnamon sticks come from.

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Codswallop! That's just a tale to keep us off the cinnamon scent.

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This is the European Age of Discovery,

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and I've discovered a terrible liar.

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Now, get out of my way!

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I know I'm close.

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You can't go there, you'll ruin my business.

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-Get off my map!

-No! Oh...!

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Get off my cinnamon!

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Oh, no. This stuff's more expensive than gold!

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They'll cash us in at the bank.

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-Or put us on toast. Run!

-CROWD SHOUTS

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DANCE BEAT

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# Yes

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# Ready to go shopping, have you got the list?

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# There's quite a lot on it, hope there's nothing you've missed

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# I thought that we were going to shop in Bangkok

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# Instead it seems we're stood by a canal-side dock

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# Well spotted, Ed, I've brought you to Damnoen Saduak

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# We're going shoppin' here, OK, there's no turnin' back

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# A traditional market, but one thing worth noting

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-# Can you spot what it is?

-# Hang on, it's floating!

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# This is such an amazing place

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# To do your shopping

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# Shop till you're dropping

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# There's so much to get There's so much to get

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# This is such an amazing place

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# To do some haggling

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# Come on, get paddling

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# There's so much to get, there's so much to get

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# Vendors travel in their boats from miles around

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# Whatever you're after, I'm sure it can be found

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# Boats jammed full of produce are lining the banks

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# I'll have a bunch of coconuts, please. Thanks!

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# Oranges, grapefruit, mango and cabbage

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# That's quite a lot of stuff, Ed You sure you can manage?

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# Onions, grapes, bananas and beans

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# Got to make sure you get your five a day greens

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# This is such an amazing place

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# To do your shopping

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# Shop till you're dropping

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# There's so much to get, there's so much to get

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# This is such an amazing place

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# To do some haggling

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# Come on, get paddling

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# There's so much to get, there's so much to get

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# This canal has history Built in the 19th century

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# To connect to rivers so

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# Goods could be transported to and fro

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# The water network was important for trade

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# That's why so many canals were made

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# They also provide farmers with water for their land

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# One drawback, though is boat traffic jams

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# There's a lot of food to buy along the docks

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# From noodles to pancakes to rich, meaty broths

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# T-shirts, bags, it's a tourist's treat

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# Not sure that suits you, Ed Keep the receipt

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# I think I've got everything I don't like to gloat

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# But there's too much stuff, Ed We're barely afloat

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# I think we're going under

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# Oh, well

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# Only one solution Better start to sell

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# This is such an amazing place

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# To do your shopping

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# Shop till you're dropping

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# There's so much to get There's so much to get

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# This is such an amazing place

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# It's got me thinking

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# Hang on, are we sinking?!

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# Think we're getting wet! Think we're getting wet! #

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Hello. I am Naomi Bot.

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Programmed to protect the amazing All Over The Place: Asia.

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-That's amazing.

-Hello, inferior human presenter, Ed.

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Er, watch it, Naomi Bot.

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I happen to know that Asimov's first law of robotics

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states that you're not allowed to hurt humans.

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And that includes insults.

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Everyone knows robots will eventually rule the Earth.

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Well, in that case, what the world needs is a robot Ed.

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Take me to your creator.

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I was created by my master, the amazing Robot Man,

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He...

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SPEECH FALTERS AND STOPS

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Hang on, that's a stick-on mask.

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Naomi? Naomi...!

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Ah! Nice try with that robot.

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-Ah, it was worth a shot.

-Now, where's this inventor bloke?

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Well, this is his workshop,

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so I guess he must be around here somewhere.

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-Ah, ni hao, Mr Wu!

-Ni hao, hi.

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Who's the guy with the long face?

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-TRANSLATION:

-It's a dinosaur that I made recently.

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How does it work? What is it made of?

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Let me tell you, it's made of steel and metal and electric motors,

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and is driven by a battery.

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Mr Wu's loved robots ever since he was a kid,

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and he learned to build them to help with household tasks.

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Right, what's this one?

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Well, this is the massage robot, which you can try.

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I'll give it a whirl.

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Ah! Oh, that's lovely!

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-Ow!

-Come on, Naomi. No rest for the wicked.

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Because it's time for Robot Chores!

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You must battle a house robot, and at the same time,

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answer fiendishly difficult questions on robotics.

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Play chess, and answer this question.

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Where does the word "robot" come from?

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Is it A, the Czech for "drudgery" - "robota"?

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Or B, from Mr Robottom,

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my great-grandfather and inventor of the game show?

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-Oh - hang on, I think I've got it.

-KLAXON

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Oh, you've run out of time! Let me check the answer.

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It was A - from the Czech, "robota".

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Oh, dear. And you've lost at chess as well.

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You're a double loser.

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Challenge the cat-drawing robot.

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Right - I am ready for this one, I'm pretty handy with a pen.

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We'll see about that. Mr Wu - activate!

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Here's your question.

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Who drew up designs for the first humanoid robot in 1495?

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Was it A, Dr Frankenstein?

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Or B, Leonardo da Vinci?

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It's got to be Leonardo da Vinci. He could do anything, that guy.

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Correct! Yes, he drew up plans for a mechanised knight.

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Reveal your drawing.

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Yeah... I'm going to have to take off two points.

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That cat looks like it's got a disease.

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This cat...is beautiful.

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Final question.

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Erm...

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How do you turn this off?

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-Oh, I'm sorry, Mr Game Show Man, I have absolutely no idea.

-Erm...

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-No, I don't like it.

-Bye!

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It's not natural.

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Oh, it's walking into a tree.

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Ed, Ed, right, check out my amazing balancing skills.

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-Look at that.

-Yeah, very good, Johny.

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Look, Ed - a banana. I'm balancing a banana.

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Oh, yeah. Great skills.

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I'm going to show him this time. Watch this.

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Ed, check out my amazing balancing skills, look at this.

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What?!

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See? I told you you'd be impressed.

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-That's incredible.

-I've been practising for hours.

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-Look at that!

-I know!

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And look at these!

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There are hundreds of amazing balancing acts to see here, at the

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Kanto Matsuri, or Pole Lantern Festival.

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It takes place in Akita every year, at the start of August.

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At night-time, you can watch expert performers balance the kanto.

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That's those big bamboo poles with 46 paper lanterns attached,

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and lit up by candles.

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The festival is thought to have started off in 1751,

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and the amazing night-time parade is watched by thousands of people.

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But the crowds also gather for the daytime kanto balancing competition

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that has been held here since 1931.

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-Oh, here we go.

-Look at this!

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-On one hand. Balancing all that on one arm.

-That's amazing.

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Wow! Look how tall he's got it. They keep on adding bits to the bottom.

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-Oh!

-No, it's coming for us!

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You wondered what would happen if he dropped it.

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-Think you're about to find out.

-Yeah.

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-Oh, no...!

-Timber!

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No!

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Well, I don't think he's going to get many points for that,

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considering he crashed into the judges' table!

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Well, I've done a lot of All Over The Place events,

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and this looks difficult.

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We don't like difficult.

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Worry not. Help is at hand.

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Meet Kotaro, from the Muromachi Kanto Club.

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The club has been taking part in this festival for around 200 years.

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And although Kotaro hasn't been doing it that long,

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he is a former kanto champion.

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Excuse me.

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I was just wondering, why do these look like this?

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-TRANSLATION:

-This is based on how the rice looks in the field.

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It looks a bit like grains of rice, doesn't it?

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Oh, because this is a big rice-growing area?

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-Yeah.

-That's interesting and they look brilliant,

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but how heavy can these things possibly be?

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This one is a kanto for children,

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and weighs 15kg.

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15kg is around 16 and a bit average pineapples.

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Try balancing those!

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The big one here is for adults,

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and it weighs 50kg.

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50kg! I can't even bench-press that.

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I've seen people with these on their heads!

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So how long does it take somebody to train to do this?

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Oh, it takes about five years of practice.

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Five years. OK, well,

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you'll be able to watch this on All Over The Place 2022.

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Seriously, how long have WE got to learn this?

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You guys have got about 30 minutes.

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-Right.

-Oh, dear.

-OK. I'm a quick learner.

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Not that quick!

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The first skill any kanto carrier learns is nagashi,

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adding bamboo poles and then handing the kanto over.

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Now, time for the basic kanto-carrying skill,

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hirate, or "carrying on the palm".

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Looks like a handy move!

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Next, get ahead in the kanto game

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with hitai - balancing on the forehead.

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Don't give carrying a kanto the cold shoulder,

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try out the kata technique - the easiest carrying style to learn.

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If that doesn't work, why not give the koshi style a go?

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It's the hippest move of them all.

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Go on, put your bottom into it.

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But don't forget - you actually need to be balancing a kanto to practise.

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So I've got to keep two hands on it and eye on the pole at all times...

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-Is it quite heavy?

-Yes.

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-Uh-oh.

-Oh!

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Oh, no! Oh! I thought I had it.

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-Oh, dear.

-THEY LAUGH

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I don't even think I want to try.

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-Oh!

-ED LAUGHS

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I think standing next to you is the safest place to be.

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It's really hard.

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I've got, like, no control over it...

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Don't forget, these kanto are the ones CHILDREN practise on!

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-Oh!

-Oh, no, the end's fallen off,

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-the end's fallen off!

-THEY LAUGH

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I don't know, who did better?

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We were both absolutely useless.

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You two, useless? What a shocker(!)

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Kanto carriers are judged on their carrying style,

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how steady they can keep the kanto, and on how good they make it look.

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And some of these people make it look easy!

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Apart from balancing the kanto on the palm,

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carriers must not use their hands to support the pole,

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and you must stay within the six-metre circle when balancing.

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Remember, it takes at least five years to learn how to do this.

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Ed and Johny have had less than 30 minutes to practise.

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The odds are against them. As they take on the...

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OK. Johny's up.

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His time starts when he balances the kanto,

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and takes his hand away from the pole.

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-CHANTING:

-Dokkoisho, dokkoisho! Dokkoisho, dokkoisho!

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There he goes...

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Oh, he's doing well.

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He's holding it steady. The judges...

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What do they think?

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This is good...

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Oh!

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Timber!

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ED LAUGHS

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In my head, that looked amazing.

0:25:570:25:59

For someone who had never done this till half an hour ago,

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that wasn't bad!

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That chant from the crowd is "Dokkoisho, dokkoisho",

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and it's to encourage the kanto carriers, and roughly means

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"Keep trying". Or "You can do it".

0:26:120:26:15

So, Ed - you can do it, you can do it, you can do it!

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(I don't think he can, but we're about to find out.)

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Dokkoisho, dokkoisho!

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He's off. Oh...! HE LAUGHS

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Oh, that wasn't great, Ed, was it?

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What did the judges think?

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Yeah. They're not impressed.

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-Wait, wait...

-Oh, what's this?

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Oh, he's going to have another go. It's the comeback kid.

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Dokkoisho, dokkoisho!

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Well, the first effort didn't really count, I suppose.

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He's going now... He's balancing it,

0:26:420:26:45

he's got it. He's there. He's in the zone.

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No, hang on, he's walking out of the zone.

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He's up in the air, but he's over the line.

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Out of the six-metre circle.

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Oh, no!

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CLAPPING

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I couldn't look at the floor! I couldn't see where the circle was.

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Yeah, that excuse won't wash with the judges.

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But remember - they also give points for how steady you are,

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and how good you look when holding the kanto.

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So, on balance, who was in pole position?

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-TRANSLATION:

-And the winner is...

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..Johny.

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Oh, yes! Thank you!

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They've got the drums and everything.

0:27:230:27:25

-Look at this!

-On balance I think the best man won.

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Whoa...!

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-CRASH!

-Or maybe not.

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