Animated series. After being captured by the Snikes and put in the mattress mine, Tink, Bounce and Willi bicker about whose escape plan is the best.
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Mattress flakes. Disgusting.
Oh! You two!
I need more snacks!
But I was just about to have my mid-mid-mid-late morning nap.
Shut up! If you can't be bothered fetching more stuff,
catch Gumbles to fetch it for you.
A little to the left next time.
You mean...the right?
That's what I said.
An obliterator from the Tinkinator.
Ready to admit defeat?
Competition update please, Willi?
You bungeed further than Bounce at drop-off point.
Bounce podium-ed more times around the Gumbletree.
-So I guess...
Ah! Winning at body bowling will put me into the lead.
-Take that, Bounce.
-She's going to smash you.
Great, we've got to go all the way to the Gumbletree.
Why's that, Snorg?
Because, Glob, Gumbles don't just fall out of the sky.
Ah! You're going to wish you hadn't done that.
-Quick, to the right.
Gotcha, you little weasels.
I mean left.
Here's an idea, Tink, learn your left from your right.
What do you mean? I totally know my left from my right.
Quiet! Fill this with stuffing or you'll get spanged.
Start over there on the right.
You must be the ugliest Snike on Snike Hill.
Oi! I'm the ugliest Snike on Snike Hill.
In fact, why don't we have a little contest to prove it?
-Arrange an ugly pageant.
-What an atrociously ingenious idea.
And whom shall be the judge?
And completely unbiased.
Will you just stop? It was not my fault we got caught.
-It was your idea to body bowl so close to Snike Hill.
Let's just agree to disagree.
I'm not agreeing with anything you say ever again.
Look where it gets me.
Why can't they ever just...?
HE GROANS AND COUGHS
'What's the hold up?'
'Ready, Your Grumpsness.'
CLEARS THROAT MICROPHONE BUZZES
Welcome to the ugly pageant.
'We'll be finding out which of these Snikes
'is more hideous than the rest.'
Our first contestant is Snorg...
..who is as thoroughly useless as our second contestant,
Keep moving, Buttershrimp.
Next up, we have Weathersnike, who predicts she will be crowned winner.
But as none of her predictions ever come true, I wouldn't count on it.
How come this sniffless little worm isn't taking part?
Because I'm too important.
You mean you're not ugly enough. Ha-ha!
FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS
And our final contestant is Glob,
who has been known to get lost trying to find his own tail.
It always runs away!
Ha! This is the most pitiful, un-repulsive bunch of Bottersnikes
I've ever seen.
I'll need to use the might of the royal brain to pick a winner.
And the royal brain work on an empty tummy.
So fetch me a snack!
Bounce, Tink, you'll never guess what I found.
Oh, yeah. What?
This is nothing. Dig faster.
Or I'll put Gumbles on the menu instead.
And don't even think about trying to escape.
Us? Try to escape? As if.
-So, here's the escape plan.
You've got to see this.
This time, I'm going to come up with an escape plan.
-Both of you, listen.
-You come up with an escape plan?
-What's funny about that?
It's just not what you...you do.
-I'm the ideas Gumble.
-Hello. I found a secret tunnel.
Willi says unimportant stuff about tunnels. And you...
You're not even listening, are you?
Fine. Then I'll see myself out.
-Enjoy your stay.
I'll show those two.
A little further and I'm out of here.
Or maybe not.
Hm. Hardly stinky at all.
Hm. Almost floral.
Humph. The best of a barely whiffy bunch...
Glob wins the smelliest burp round.
Chank, on with the waxiest ears round.
Gubbo wins the waxiest ear round.
-But Glob hasn't had a go.
-Suck it up, loser.
SHOUTS AND GRUMBLING
I guess Bounce and Tink aren't that bad.
Hmm. Now I feel bad for leaving them.
I've made my final decision.
The winner of the ugly pageant is...
But, Your Vileness, you're the judge.
You're not even a contestulant.
I know that, you fools.
But none of you hold a candle to my regal repulsiveness.
And I do love cheating ever so much. Ha-ha-ha!
Now, make a trophy to celebrate my gloriously disgusting victory,
while I have my ugly sleep.
What a fix!
Ugliest Snike? Stinkiest cheat.
Shut up with your moaning!
I'm the ugliest Snike, and what I say goes.
Ah! The ugliest Snike.
So...how do I look?
-You won't be saying that
when I stroll out of here without a second glance. Um...
Let me know how that goes.
Meanwhile, I'll be using these to bounce past the Snikes.
Ha-ha-ha! Awesome plan.
It was better than yours, cos I'm better than you at...
Oh, let me think.
Then let's settle it once and for all.
-I've got a competition for you.
If you're interested.
-Why didn't you tell us about this place sooner?
Careful, keep to the right.
OK. I might have a slight problem with left and right.
Hee-hee. Finished, Your Revoltingness.
Oh, about time.
What are you gawping at?
How fantastically ugly I am?
And you smell... Urgh.
Argh! Who did this?!
I know that I'm the ideas Gumble,
but that was a nifty escape plan, Willi.
Playing us off against each other.
Show us that as long as we beat the Bottersnikes,
it doesn't matter who the best Gumble is.
Oh. Yeah. That was totally the plan. Though...
helping us to escape does sort of make me the best Gumble.
In your face, wompbags!
-I don't know where he gets it from.
After being captured by the Snikes and put in the mattress mine, Tink, Bounce and Willi bicker about whose escape plan is the best. Above them, the Bottersnikes hold a pageant to crown the ugliest Snike on Snike Hill.