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Fresh experimental comedy from BBC Three.

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'It was a city with eight million stories. This is ours.

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'Two maverick cops on a dark and dangerous quest for the truth...

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'..who broke the rules, risked everything, and ended up...

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'in deep.

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'Bruv, what does that even mean?

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-'In deep?

-I thought it sounded kind of cool.

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'Mate, it sounds like a porno. Look, cut the bullshit.

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'This is a story about us. Two bored constables going nowhere.

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'And it started...in a Hyundai.'

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# Watch us wreck the mic Watch us wreck the mic

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# Watch us wreck the mic Psyche

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# Let's get ready to rumble Let's get ready to rumble

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# Get ready, get steady, get ready Everybody rumble. #

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Show me some action.

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My eight-year-old son whines less than you.

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But it's been months since we've even had a stabbing.

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And that didn't even kill the guy!

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-You sure you don't want a chip?

-I'll have one.

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Whoa there, Jessie J Jr, keep your head out the window.

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I don't want vomit on my seats, thank you very much.

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Can I have my bag back, please?

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Just a routine search, angel. What's this?

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I wouldn't bother, to be honest.

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It's just girls stuff, really.

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You know, tampons, tissues and...

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Oh-oh.

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..talcum powder?

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The white stuff.

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HE SNIFFS

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Sweet Uncle Charlie.

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Snowy day at Grandma's house.

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Oi. Give me that. Fill that out.

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Your turn, Scarface.

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This has got to be the worst case ever!

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How comes everyone else get all the fun stuff

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and we're left on the shitting beat!

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Reality check, Jimmy. This? This is us. You work your way up.

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You garner experience.

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Even if that means having to deal with 15-year-old girls

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who broke their boyfriend's nose with an iPhone.

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It was a Samsung Galaxy!

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Maybe, just maybe, if we do the job right for long enough,

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we'll be on a murder case some day.

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But until then, the best you can do is keep your head down,

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your nose clean and

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your car exactly how it was given to you.

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WRETCHING

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Sorry.

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Wow. It's so sad, you know?

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Yeah, this should have been our case.

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I meant the dead woman.

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Oh, yeah. She is so fit.

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Oh, you're sick, you know that?

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Not her, HER - The DI.

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Jennifer Wong. We had a little thing during training.

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I'll get us on this case.

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You just watch and learn, my friend.

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Jimmy, it's cool!

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Neighbour said her name's Grace Summers.

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Looks like she jumped to escape the fire.

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Damn, girl, long time. What's the dealio?

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Jimmy Swann?

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Jesus, are you still on this beat?

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Listen, I was thinking maybe we could...

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Crack this case together then fuck like bunnies to celebrate?

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-Really?

-Absolutely not.

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You're a constable, Jimmy. You're not working on this case.

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-Yeah, but...

-Just because I flew easyJet once

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doesn't mean I have a loyalty card.

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This - this wasn't an accident, all right? This was murder.

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Other side of the tape.

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The calluses on her fingertips mean she was a writer.

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Probably a journalist, judging by the charred remains of that

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Dictaphone on her sofa.

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She was working on a story so damn hot that someone...

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someone wanted to keep her quiet for good!

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No, it was a fire started by a kettle.

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-But, just...

-Other side of the tape.

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I think she's really into you.

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Shut up.

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Look smart, people, DCI Lehane's here.

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Oi, Briggsy, I want the DNA report done properly, yeah?

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No fuck-ups. And tell your mum to stop calling me.

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If I wanted a posh tart I'd go to Waitrose.

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And just try not to jizz all over the evidence for once, yeah?

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Knobhead, you phone this in?

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Yes, sir,

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and I would have taken notes...

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but your mum...

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asked...

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if I wanted...

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to have sex.

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A woman has died.

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I did draw a diagram...

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Look. Lamppost. Vehicles. Onlookers.

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I'm not really that good at faces, I'm afraid.

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I probably went a bit overboard with the shading.

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If you take a closer look, that's supposed to be a dog.

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Artistic licence.

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I did art GCSE so...

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That might be a splash of vomit, actually.

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Don't touch that!

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You'll see I've tried to, you know, capture the shock of the moment...

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All right, Picasso, that's enough.

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Why's my time being wasted

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with Blue fucking Peter and domestic fires?

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'OK, I know it looks bad but I am not a perv.

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'I just spotted some vital evidence

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'that the so-called real detectives missed.

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-'You're feeling up a corpse.

-In a professional capacity.

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-'Perv.

-Professional.

-Perv!'

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Yep, definitely dead.

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At least someone round here had the balls to make sure.

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So...we better get our young drug suspect back to the station for...

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..swabbing.

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Let's go! Let's go!

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Are you off your nut?

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What were you doing fiddling with a dead girl's..

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Urgh!

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Call me Dr Dolittle

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because the pussy talked.

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Oh, you found that up a dead girl's kiki. Nice!

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Kim - 13A White Post Lane.

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Is this evidence stolen from a crime scene?!

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Nathan, don't you know how these things work?

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I mean, have you never seen a film? It's called a clue.

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-A clue she hid in the only place she could.

-Sick!

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-Quiet!

-And if we don't follow it, that girl will have died for nothing.

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Does this count as work experience for my UCAS?

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You better be taking us back to the station.

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I am. It's a short cut.

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This is just like Beverly Hills Cop!

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Stamford Hill Cop, more like.

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White Post Lane. Oh, my God.

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-Have you actually gone insane?

-Maybe I have.

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But I've got a hunch, and I live by my hunches.

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-That's how I get results.

-Results?

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Last week you had to let a shoplifter go

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because you ate the evidence!

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Jimmy, you can not search a private property without a warrant.

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You'll get reported.

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We need to go undercover!

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-What?!

-Yes!

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I'll pretend to be...Shayne.

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Shayne Dixon, a gas repair man with an eye for the ladies.

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-No way.

-Even the drunk girl sees sense.

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What kind of gas man works at this hour?

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My dad works for EDF and no way are they paying for that kind of

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overtime this late in the tax year.

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-There's no other option - you've got to go gay.

-Huh?!

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You're going to a girl's apartment in the middle of the night.

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Look at the state of you.

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You look more like a sex pest than a gas man - she's going to freak.

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-I don't know. It's sort of...

-A sackable offence?!

-..out of my comfort zone.

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It's easy - Shayne was Grace's BFF.

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It's the perfect non-threatening alter-ego.

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Gay best friend?!

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A minute ago you were in Beverley Hills Cop

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now you're in some shit '90s sitcom.

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I ain't finished. He also works as a sports psychologist.

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See? Masculine, modern, complex.

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All right, and don't tell me - he's lactose intolerant and gluten-free.

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I love it. I'm in. Nate, you can be...

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His new boyfriend, Tyrone.

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You met on Grindr, but you're totally soul mates.

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There's no way we are doing this.

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Fine, don't be my boyfriend.

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-Boom!

-Let's do this!

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Right...

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Even before you break rank and assume a false identity,

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you've stolen evidence from a crime scene.

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Now you're going to abandon your beat without permission?

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-Chill out, Robocop.

-This may be a joke to you but I have a son.

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-I cannot afford to get fired!

-Look, Nathan...

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Jimmy Swann, I am arresting you for perverting..

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What are you doing, Nathan? This is not a joke, all right?

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Yes, we might bend some rules tonight

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but tomorrow we'll go into that station with our heads held high,

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knowing that we've done something real.

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Let's be heroes. Plus you look kind of scary...

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which might help.

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You're on your own.

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Nathan!

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Oh, don't leave me with the boring one!

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MUSIC: "Sunglasses At Night" by TIGA

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Hi, Kim, honey, it's Shayne. Grace told me to speak to you.

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No. Mentioned you? No.

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Just go in, suss her out, see what she knows.

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Macho, modern, complex.

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KNOCKING

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Kim?

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Kim, it's Shayne.

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Shayne Dixon.

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I'm a friend of Grace's.

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I know it must be scary

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having a strange man at your door in the middle of the night

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but I can assure you I'm totally non-threatening, hon'.

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OK, I'm going to have to come back another time

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to tell you the news about Grace.

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TOILET FLUSHES

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Kim?

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You know being a responsible person doesn't make you a boring one?

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Mm-hm.

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For your information, I used to be pretty wild.

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Uh-huh.

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But, you know, being a parent, you can't just...

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I'm sorry, I don't know why I'm telling you all this.

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Hold up, Chiara, baby, my man in uniform's having a meltdown.

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Call me back in ten.

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I can't believe she's dead.

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There you are, Shayne.

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Soy Macchiato, strictly no lactose.

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So you and Grace seem pretty close?

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Not really, no.

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Friend of a friend.

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She went to school with Penny, who I'm sure you know.

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Penny! Yes.

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I mean, who doesn't know Penny, right?

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Right.

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Well, I used to work at a software company with Penny's flatmate, Greg.

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You know, Greg with the...

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Moustache.

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Motor neurone disease.

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Of course. That Greg.

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It's just that, you know, Grace really seemed to trust you

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as a source of information.

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Mm.

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-Actually, that makes sense.

-Really? Why?

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Well...

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-I probably shouldn't tell you this but...

-No, look, it's fine, Kim.

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Remember, I'm Shayne Dixon - sports psychologist.

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Patient confidentiality.

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OK.

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I taught her

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how to illegally download TV shows...

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She was really into Game Of Thrones.

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Look, honey, all relationships go through a rough patch.

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In some ways, you're the brave one for sticking to your guns

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and taking me downtown.

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-RADIO:

-'All units from Oscar Lima.

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'Further information on the deceased Grace Summers.

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'Forensics is now pointing to a suspected murder.

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'Will all units please report to...'

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I mean, someone's got to do the paperwork, you feel me?

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TOILET FLUSHES

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Yeah, I should probably head off soon.

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Tyrone's at home waiting for me now.

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Where did you say you met Grace again, Shayne?

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Grace? We were in the same...

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the same drama club.

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You don't strike me as much of an actor.

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No? You know, I was...I was mainly in charge of refreshments.

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Orange squash, biscuits. That...that kind of thing.

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Are you lying to me, Shayne?

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No. I'm just a non-threatening gay guy in a long term relationship...

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You're gay, I get it. So what?

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I'm just saying! Look, please, don't hurt me, Kim!

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-I just fancied a slice...

-I thought you said you were gluten-free?

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You better be his dietician.

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-Walk away.

-Listen, cuz...

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..I've got a five-zone Oyster with unlimited top-up

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so unlucky for you

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I ain't walking anywhere.

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Cos, son,

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no-one picks on my boyfriend.

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'Wow. You really saved the day(!)

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Who keeps a gun in a pizza box?!

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-'Expect the unexpected!

-You expected Kim to be a hot girl.

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'Whatever.

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'And so we were in deep.

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'Still sounds like a porno.'

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