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# I bet the neighbours know my name | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
# Way you screamin', scratchin' Yellin' | 0:00:08 | 0:00:10 | |
# Bet the neighbours know my name | 0:00:10 | 0:00:12 | |
# They be stressin' while we sexin' | 0:00:12 | 0:00:14 | |
# I bet the neighbours know my name | 0:00:14 | 0:00:16 | |
# My name, my name | 0:00:16 | 0:00:17 | |
# I bet the neighbours know my name | 0:00:17 | 0:00:20 | |
# My, my, my... # | 0:00:20 | 0:00:22 | |
Where have you put my starch? | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
Doesn't anyone knock around here? | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
Well, well, well. Look what the cat dragged in and shitted on the carpet. | 0:00:28 | 0:00:31 | |
This isn't your carpet. | 0:00:31 | 0:00:32 | |
- This isn't your house. - This isn't YOUR house. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
I don't see your name on the mortgage either, Kadean. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
There's nothing for you in here - | 0:00:36 | 0:00:37 | |
just like the salad selection of a menu. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
Dad, Dane's calling me fat! | 0:00:39 | 0:00:40 | |
Don't call her fat, Dane. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:42 | |
I only came in here for my starch. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:43 | |
And to check that you were OK, sweetheart. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:45 | |
Because, frankly, he was a late bloomer, | 0:00:45 | 0:00:48 | |
so, I'd be surprised if he met your needs. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:50 | |
KADEAN LAUGHS | 0:00:50 | 0:00:51 | |
Are you people serious? | 0:00:51 | 0:00:52 | |
Have you even ironed this? | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
How are you going to get anywhere at work with these creases? | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
GUNSHOT | 0:00:56 | 0:00:57 | |
I was just offering to iron it. | 0:00:57 | 0:00:58 | |
And I told her no. I don't need my girlfriend to iron my shirts for me. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:01 | |
As far as I'm concerned, if you can't iron a shirt properly, | 0:01:01 | 0:01:04 | |
how are you going to satisfy a woman? | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
SHE GAGS | 0:01:06 | 0:01:07 | |
I can satisfy women, Mother. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:08 | |
I can satisfy A woman. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
Just the one. So... | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
I'll be going now. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:15 | |
Bye, Mrs Mackenzie. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:17 | |
- Bye, Kadean. - Mm. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:18 | |
Oh, bye, Dane. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:20 | |
Good luck with the appraisal. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
Fingers crossed. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:23 | |
Don't cross your fingers! I don't care about this appraisal! | 0:01:23 | 0:01:26 | |
I hope you're being careful, Dane. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
I'm careful, Mother. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:29 | |
I've seen you almost go out without your shoes on before. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:32 | |
And you always leave the light on. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:34 | |
Do you realise I'm nearly 30? | 0:01:34 | 0:01:35 | |
Do you realise you still live here? | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
Do you realise you're adopted? | 0:01:37 | 0:01:38 | |
Do you realise we're twins, fool? | 0:01:38 | 0:01:39 | |
That's what they want you to think. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
Meanwhile, there are two rhinos | 0:01:41 | 0:01:42 | |
crying on a wildlife reserve somewhere. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
Bitch. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:45 | |
Argh! | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
As long as I can remember, I've always wanted to be a gangster. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:53 | |
Or a Transformer... | 0:01:53 | 0:01:54 | |
or a ninja... | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
or Knight Rider. | 0:01:56 | 0:01:57 | |
I wanted to be a lot of things. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
But I'm none of those things. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:02 | |
I'm a 29-year-old man who still lives with his parents. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:05 | |
I don't want to make this look like a social network status... | 0:02:05 | 0:02:08 | |
Not looking forward to work on Monday - LOLZ! | 0:02:08 | 0:02:12 | |
But here goes. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:13 | |
My name is Dane, and I'm an account manager in an office. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:17 | |
APPLAUSE Save your applause. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:18 | |
Sometimes I have to pinch myself to remind me it's not a dream. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:21 | |
As in, sometimes I have to pinch my own balls | 0:02:21 | 0:02:24 | |
so I can stay awake through this bullshit as a nine to five. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
This is my mother. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
Earth goddess. Nit-picker. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:31 | |
This is the first woman I was never able to satisfy - | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
and still can't, to this day. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:35 | |
# Maybe you're just like my mother. # | 0:02:35 | 0:02:38 | |
That represents half of all my pocket money, | 0:02:38 | 0:02:41 | |
birthday money and childhood Christmas presents. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
We had to share everything. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
Relatives, McNuggets... | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
You say I'm a twin - I say I was born divorced. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:50 | |
This definitely isn't Disney. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
Hey, Brad - I got a date with Tiffany. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
but I don't want to go. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:55 | |
That blows, Chad. I've got a science mid-term, but I have to study. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:58 | |
I've got a great idea - why don't we swap places? | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
No-one will ever know! | 0:03:00 | 0:03:02 | |
Yeah! | 0:03:02 | 0:03:03 | |
# All the small things... # | 0:03:03 | 0:03:05 | |
There were no hilarious swapping antics - | 0:03:05 | 0:03:08 | |
she and I just got the same cheap shit in pink and blue. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:11 | |
PSYCHO VIOLIN STABS | 0:03:11 | 0:03:14 | |
My dad. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:15 | |
MUSIC: O Fortuna by Carl Orff | 0:03:15 | 0:03:17 | |
Father, philosopher, feeder. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
He made me the man I am today. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:22 | |
He's kind of wondering what happened with that. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
Families can barely afford a house, but they want to tax your bedroom. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:30 | |
Foolishness. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:33 | |
Dad, do you ever feel like your life is going nowhere? | 0:03:33 | 0:03:36 | |
Mine... | 0:03:38 | 0:03:39 | |
or yours? | 0:03:39 | 0:03:40 | |
I've got this appraisal coming up at work. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
It's making me feel kind of trapped. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
I feel like other people are making my life decisions for me. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
You see this armchair? | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
Sometimes life involves a bit of hardship and suffering. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:55 | |
It take a tough hide... WHIP CRACKS | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
..to deal with it. | 0:03:58 | 0:03:59 | |
You know what kind of service industry they had | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
when I was your age, Dane? | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
National. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:06 | |
So, I'm going for this appraisal at work, | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
so I could potentially get a promotion. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:23 | |
For what? | 0:04:23 | 0:04:24 | |
Longer working hours, a slight increase in pay | 0:04:24 | 0:04:28 | |
that'll be totally irrelevant after tax. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
We shouldn't have to do this. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:32 | |
We shouldn't have to do this! | 0:04:32 | 0:04:34 | |
We shouldn't have to be packed like sardines to go to a job | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
to tread water economically and bottom-feed socially as wage slaves. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:40 | |
MUSIC: Jerusalem Is that why I'm doing this? | 0:04:40 | 0:04:42 | |
Is that why I'm here? | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
MUSIC STOPS | 0:04:44 | 0:04:45 | |
PHONE VIBRATES | 0:04:48 | 0:04:50 | |
# Every day I'm hustlin' | 0:04:56 | 0:04:58 | |
# Every day I'm hustlin' | 0:04:58 | 0:05:00 | |
# Every day I'm... Every day I'm... | 0:05:00 | 0:05:01 | |
# Every day I'm hustlin'. # | 0:05:01 | 0:05:03 | |
I wonder if most of us can remember the point | 0:05:03 | 0:05:05 | |
at which we suffocate our dreams | 0:05:05 | 0:05:06 | |
and accept the reality of working in a depressing job. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:10 | |
I want to be a personal assistant, to make someone else's job easier. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:14 | |
I want to be a project manager, | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
so I can hide behind an ambiguous job title. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:18 | |
I wanted to be an astronaut. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:21 | |
How did I get here? | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
PHONE BEEPS | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
EXPLOSION | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
Who am I? | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
What? | 0:06:05 | 0:06:06 | |
Who...am...I? | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
GUNSHOT | 0:06:09 | 0:06:10 | |
GUNSHOT | 0:06:10 | 0:06:11 | |
RICOCHET | 0:06:11 | 0:06:12 | |
My manager. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
Alan Shearer! | 0:06:15 | 0:06:16 | |
England versus San Marino, 1996! | 0:06:16 | 0:06:19 | |
No, you see, I'm more of a captain - and you, you are on the bench. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:25 | |
But don't worry - you'll be moving up to the first team soon. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:28 | |
Excellent. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:29 | |
You know who you remind me of? | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
Mario Balotelli. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:32 | |
How so? | 0:06:38 | 0:06:39 | |
Oh, come on, Dano - you know. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
Banter! | 0:06:41 | 0:06:42 | |
Urrrgh! | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
You'll know this - why does Balotelli keep switching teams? | 0:06:46 | 0:06:49 | |
I don't know. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:50 | |
Will Kanye West stay with Kim? | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
I don't know. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:54 | |
ALL: Dane, Dane! | 0:06:54 | 0:06:55 | |
Can you explain the difference between twerk and swag? | 0:06:55 | 0:06:58 | |
And is bling still a thing? | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
ALL: Dane, Dane! | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
How do black people show up in X-rays? | 0:07:02 | 0:07:05 | |
I will not be a spokesperson for diversity. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
This is what happens | 0:07:07 | 0:07:08 | |
when you allow your only ethnic role models to exist | 0:07:08 | 0:07:11 | |
in sports and entertainment - but since you ask, | 0:07:11 | 0:07:13 | |
Mario Balotelli was adopted, so he may be prone to erratic behaviour. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:17 | |
I wasn't present at Kim and Kanye's wedding. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
Nor am I a collaborator on his album. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:22 | |
And before you ask... | 0:07:22 | 0:07:23 | |
I don't know anything about Obama's policies, OK? | 0:07:23 | 0:07:26 | |
He's the black president, not the president of black people. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:29 | |
And we're black people, not ThunderCats - | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
he doesn't go into the White House and go... | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
"Black people, black people, black people, ho!" | 0:07:33 | 0:07:37 | |
and we all start running. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:38 | |
ROCK MUSIC PLAYS | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
It's appraisal time, Big Dizzle. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
Dizzle? | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
Yeah, like Snoop Doggy Dogg, man. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:51 | |
HE SNAPS HIS FINGERS For shizzle. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
Right, let's crack on with the formalities. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:55 | |
Get these hoops jumped, and this time next year you - YOU - | 0:07:55 | 0:08:00 | |
could be looking at senior account manager. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:03 | |
That's the dream. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:05 | |
All in the game, mate. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:06 | |
Right. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:07 | |
Right. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
Would you say that you have a passion for excellent customer service? | 0:08:09 | 0:08:14 | |
Yeah, sure. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:16 | |
Go on. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:17 | |
What? | 0:08:17 | 0:08:18 | |
Well, say it! | 0:08:18 | 0:08:19 | |
I have a passion for excellent customer service. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:25 | |
Good, yes. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
So, if you were a drink, what would you be? | 0:08:27 | 0:08:30 | |
Um...I'm not sure. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
Let's say concentrated OJ, | 0:08:32 | 0:08:37 | |
because of your Simps... Focus. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:39 | |
Right, would you say you were a brand ambassador for the company? | 0:08:41 | 0:08:44 | |
Spearheading its values of innovation and content delivery? | 0:08:44 | 0:08:48 | |
I'm a brand ambassador for... | 0:08:51 | 0:08:54 | |
- Wait. - What? | 0:08:54 | 0:08:56 | |
I'm afraid I can't do this. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
I'm sorry, I'm not with you, Dano. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:00 | |
I heard you speaking to the director today. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
Yes, mate. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:03 | |
You have to get in...with the gaffer to let him know that you... | 0:09:03 | 0:09:09 | |
..are on his toes. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
You asked him what he was doing for lunch. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:15 | |
He said he might get a sandwich. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:17 | |
And you said... | 0:09:17 | 0:09:18 | |
Sure thing, boss. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:19 | |
What would you like? Subway? Pret? Greggs? | 0:09:19 | 0:09:22 | |
I could run out, if you want - because I can. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:25 | |
It's no problem. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:26 | |
Do you want MY sandwich? | 0:09:26 | 0:09:27 | |
Really, Steve, is that what it takes? | 0:09:29 | 0:09:32 | |
Not only do they want my time, my youth, | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
but now they want the food in my mouth. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
No way. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:37 | |
Number one, this is my life, | 0:09:37 | 0:09:39 | |
and number two, this is my chicken breast with barbecue | 0:09:39 | 0:09:42 | |
and honey mustard with extra lettuce and avocado, on a hearty Italian sub, | 0:09:42 | 0:09:46 | |
and I'm keeping them both. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
And you - this is not a pitch. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
We are not playing football. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:52 | |
You are not a coach. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:53 | |
This is work. We are working. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:55 | |
I am so tired of hearing corporate shit, | 0:09:55 | 0:09:58 | |
like, "Let's get this done by the end of play." | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
This is not a game. I'm not on a hundred grand a week. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:03 | |
Did you get an endorsement deal from Pret or Greggs? | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
Cos I didn't, Steve! | 0:10:05 | 0:10:06 | |
Sandwiches aren't free, and I paid for mine, | 0:10:06 | 0:10:09 | |
and neither you nor the gaffer is having it. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
And that's it for me. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
Today's the day. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:14 | |
This is my sandwich. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:10:20 | 0:10:21 | |
Classic Balotelli. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
What have I done? | 0:10:28 | 0:10:30 | |
So, what did you want to tell me? | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
Did you get the promotion? | 0:10:34 | 0:10:35 | |
Don't worry about that. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:36 | |
Um, how was your day? | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
I changed three catheters today. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:39 | |
I'm literally taking the piss out of other people. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:42 | |
That's kind of what you do. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
Good one. Um... | 0:10:44 | 0:10:45 | |
I kind of made a decision. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
Thing is... | 0:10:48 | 0:10:49 | |
He's lost his job. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:50 | |
Kinda walked out. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:56 | |
Can you let me tell it in my own words, please? | 0:10:56 | 0:10:58 | |
I lost my job. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:04 | |
I kind of walked out. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:05 | |
So... | 0:11:05 | 0:11:06 | |
Firstly, I am so proud of this big step that you've taken. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:10 | |
And secondly, I'm not lending you any money. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:13 | |
This isn't about money - this is about me doing something meaningful. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:16 | |
Have you heard of kundalini? | 0:11:16 | 0:11:18 | |
No. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:19 | |
It's where you see the dream, you fuel your goals with energy. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:23 | |
It's what I do every day. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
After breakfast. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:26 | |
Yes, Sam, congratulations to you for achieving your dream so early. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:29 | |
- Happiness is the goal. - Great. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:31 | |
Success is the key. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:33 | |
Good. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:34 | |
- I agree with Sam. - Do you, Nicola? | 0:11:34 | 0:11:35 | |
Cos it looked like he just said some words and you just nodded your head. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:39 | |
Listen to me. Do you know how hard it is for people to leave their jobs? | 0:11:39 | 0:11:42 | |
Nobody does that. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:44 | |
This is a great day for you. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:46 | |
You're right. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:47 | |
This is a great day. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:49 | |
Now go tell your dad. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
I can't tell my dad! | 0:11:51 | 0:11:52 | |
Dane... | 0:11:52 | 0:11:53 | |
Rolling stone gathers no moss. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:55 | |
I don't even know what that means. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
I'm not going by myself. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:07 | |
All right, dole scum? | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
How do you know?! | 0:12:15 | 0:12:16 | |
It's that twin psychic thing, | 0:12:16 | 0:12:17 | |
where they both know what the other one is... | 0:12:17 | 0:12:19 | |
I texted her. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:21 | |
- Ah. - You need to shut your mouth. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:22 | |
If I want your opinion, I'll look down the toilet. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:24 | |
I'm not the one going to work security at Spearmint Giro. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:27 | |
Save your hostility for whoever keeps feeding your fat arse Krispy Kremes. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:30 | |
- Daddy, tell him! - Go on, Dane. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:33 | |
Dad... | 0:12:33 | 0:12:34 | |
Dane. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:36 | |
Are you busy? | 0:12:36 | 0:12:37 | |
No. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:38 | |
Cos I can come back, you know, if you're... | 0:12:38 | 0:12:41 | |
Dad, I've got something to say. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:45 | |
I'm tired of being treated like a sheep, Dad. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
A cog in the corporate machine. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:50 | |
I can't keep greasing the wheels of this bandwagon | 0:12:50 | 0:12:52 | |
that's leading us to capitalist oblivion. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:54 | |
I'm not cut out for a nine to five. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:56 | |
I can't thrive in that environment. I'm meant for something else. | 0:12:56 | 0:13:00 | |
I know it. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:01 | |
That's how the conversation looked to me. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:03 | |
But to my dad, the conversation looked a little something like this. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:07 | |
I have dreams, Daddy. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:08 | |
# Fame | 0:13:08 | 0:13:10 | |
# I'm gonna live for ever | 0:13:10 | 0:13:13 | |
# I'm gonna learn how to fly | 0:13:13 | 0:13:16 | |
# I feel it coming together | 0:13:16 | 0:13:19 | |
# People will see me and cry. # | 0:13:19 | 0:13:24 | |
So... | 0:13:28 | 0:13:29 | |
What are you telling me, exactly? | 0:13:30 | 0:13:32 | |
I can tell you! | 0:13:32 | 0:13:34 | |
Mum, I told you not to answer my phone any more! | 0:13:34 | 0:13:36 | |
Dane isn't an account manager any more. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:39 | |
That's what I've been trying to tell you. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:41 | |
He's a senior account manager! He's been promoted! | 0:13:41 | 0:13:44 | |
What? | 0:13:44 | 0:13:45 | |
STEVE: 'Welcome to the first team, Mario. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:48 | |
'I like your passion.' | 0:13:48 | 0:13:50 | |
- Congratulations, Dane. - But... | 0:13:50 | 0:13:51 | |
For a minute, there, I thought you were telling me that you'd quit. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:55 | |
Nicola? | 0:13:55 | 0:13:56 | |
Congratulations? | 0:13:56 | 0:13:57 | |
Who'd have thought it? My Dane, senior account manager! | 0:13:57 | 0:14:02 | |
I've got something senior you can manage. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:04 | |
I hope you can manage to keep your fat fingers out the fridge! | 0:14:04 | 0:14:06 | |
You can't talk like that any more, Dane. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:08 | |
Not now you're senior account manager! | 0:14:08 | 0:14:10 | |
As long as I can remember, I've always wanted to be a gangster. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:14 | |
But gangsters don't tend to be living with their parents. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:16 | |
So, I'm going to have to become a Transformer. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:20 | |
Or at least transform this current shit into a dream. | 0:14:21 | 0:14:25 | |
Because I can't do this for the rest of my life. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:27 | |
Something has got to change. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:29 | |
Knob. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:33 | |
# Good morning | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
# Good morning | 0:14:38 | 0:14:40 | |
# Good morning | 0:14:44 | 0:14:45 | |
# Good morning. # | 0:14:50 | 0:14:51 |