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Fresh, experimental comedy from BBC Three. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:06 | |
So, the school says it doesn't matter if it doesn't suit her face shape, | 0:00:06 | 0:00:08 | |
you can't cut another pupil's hair without their permission. | 0:00:08 | 0:00:11 | |
It's, like, you try and do something nice for people | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
and they throw it back in your face. | 0:00:14 | 0:00:16 | |
So, without even asking, | 0:00:16 | 0:00:17 | |
he chucked me in here with a load of nutters and weirdos! | 0:00:17 | 0:00:20 | |
Er, is that language helpful, I wonder? | 0:00:20 | 0:00:24 | |
Mainstream education isn't for everyone, | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
but that doesn't mean our little group are all weirdos. | 0:00:26 | 0:00:29 | |
I love jellybeans. I like to draw pictures of them. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:32 | |
Why do we have to wear these crap stickers, then? | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
Ah-ah-ah-ah, that's not an Elmswood word now, is it? | 0:00:34 | 0:00:38 | |
What isn't? "Crap"? | 0:00:38 | 0:00:39 | |
Crap's a swearword now? What the fuck?! | 0:00:39 | 0:00:42 | |
Any word is a swearword when you say it with anger in your heart. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:45 | |
That was fucking beautiful. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:47 | |
Right, can everyone please just stop swearing? | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
- I don't like the word "fucker". - "Crap" is not a fucking swearword! | 0:00:49 | 0:00:52 | |
ALL TALK AT ONCE | 0:00:52 | 0:00:53 | |
But it was fucking beautiful, Linda. That's why I said it! | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
Jellybeans... | 0:00:55 | 0:00:56 | |
Right, this type of language is NOT constructive. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:59 | |
But you said "wanker" to a man called Greg on the phone. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:01 | |
That was her husband. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:02 | |
To be fair, she could've used a worse swearword. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
Shut the fu...! Five-minute break, please, everyone? | 0:01:04 | 0:01:07 | |
MUSIC: Calculator by Micachu and the Shapes | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
I've got something to tell you. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
They'll put me back into normal school, soon. Definitely. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
No offence to you and Kieran, | 0:01:23 | 0:01:25 | |
but I'll be glad to see the back of these mental cases. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
Oh, you shouldn't say that, you know? | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
It stigmatises us as young people and hinders recovery. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:32 | |
Speak for yourself. There's nothing wrong wi' me. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:34 | |
Smile, ladies! It might never happen. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:36 | |
It already has happened. We're in a mental unit! | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
Help us, help us! | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
And I don't know why I'm single. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:43 | |
I'm, like, catalogue model levels of good-looking. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
- How come I can't meet anyone? - Because you've got a boyfriend. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:49 | |
I wouldn't say "boyfriend". | 0:01:49 | 0:01:50 | |
Fat Shane's more this guy I know with a car. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:53 | |
That's not very nice! | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
It's easy for you. No-one finds you attractive. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
Actually, that's what I wanted to tell you, but... | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
But Fat Shane's got this mate, Danny. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:03 | |
I mean, he probably fancies me, but... | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
I think Lauren's trying to tell you something. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:08 | |
- What is it? - I got this from Erin. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:10 | |
"When I look into your eyes, | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
"I feel like a volcano that's going to explode and fuck up a village." | 0:02:14 | 0:02:18 | |
You should go out with her. You're both lezzies. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
Yes, because all lesbians fancy each other(!) | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
Do you know that hole in the wall of the upstairs toilets? | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
That was Erin. She punched through it | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
after Linda said she couldn't come to Deep Sea World. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
Ssshhh...she is terrifying! | 0:02:29 | 0:02:32 | |
I don't know what to do. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:33 | |
You have to shut this down before it gets out of control. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:37 | |
If she tries to give you anything else, chuck it back in her face. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:40 | |
Anyway, might not be so bad. I heard she's turned over a new leaf. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:44 | |
So I says, "If you'd just have bought spreadable butter, | 0:02:46 | 0:02:49 | |
"I wouldnae have to kick you in the tits, bitch!" | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
Sorry. "I wouldnae have to kick you in the chest, Mum." | 0:02:54 | 0:02:58 | |
See? New leaf. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:01 | |
That's, um... Thank you, Erin. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:07 | |
And now, it's a big week for Megan, who turns 18 this week. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:12 | |
Any exciting plans? | 0:03:12 | 0:03:14 | |
Oh, dear. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:17 | |
That's a shame. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:18 | |
Um, Kieran? | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
I want to make a jellybean Olympics. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:24 | |
And, like, the 100 metres could be the small, straight ones... | 0:03:24 | 0:03:27 | |
I've got something for you. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:28 | |
Ohhh, Erin! | 0:03:28 | 0:03:31 | |
Didn't see you there! | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
Oh, wow! | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
Another...gift! | 0:03:37 | 0:03:39 | |
Who's...who's Holly? | 0:03:41 | 0:03:43 | |
Dinnae even worry aboot her, hen. That cow's dead tae me. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:47 | |
And dead. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
MAB CLEARS THROAT | 0:03:49 | 0:03:50 | |
- I don't think I can... - What?! | 0:03:51 | 0:03:54 | |
..find the words to thank you for such a thoughtful gift. | 0:03:55 | 0:04:01 | |
SHE MOUTHS | 0:04:04 | 0:04:05 | |
KIERAN: I like to go to the park sometimes and then go on a swing. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:08 | |
And if you hold them up really high, | 0:04:08 | 0:04:09 | |
and then you pop them in your mouth, they're really cold. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:12 | |
D'you want to come round to mine and watch Dark Duck tonight? | 0:04:12 | 0:04:15 | |
It's the Hungarian remake of Black Swan. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:18 | |
It's about ballerinas. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:20 | |
And fingering. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:21 | |
That sounds great. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
- Pal. - Pal? | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
Er, girls, we only speak when we have the integrity stick. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:32 | |
Oh, my God. I've just found Danny's Facebook | 0:04:37 | 0:04:39 | |
and it doesn't say he's in a relationship. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:42 | |
It's like I'm MEANT to move into his flat! | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
MOBILE RING ALERT | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
Wait till you hear this pleb. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:47 | |
'Hey, baby.' | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
Hi, "babes". | 0:04:49 | 0:04:50 | |
Listen, we're having a get-together tonight. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:52 | |
- I thought you'd like to come. - No. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:55 | |
All right. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:56 | |
Never mind, we're only going to Danny's anyway. | 0:04:56 | 0:04:58 | |
- I'll be there. - Really? But you just said... | 0:04:58 | 0:05:00 | |
Shane? I don't know what I'm saying half the time. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
I'm a very sick girl. Why d'you think they put me in here? | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
- Lauren and Kieran are coming, too. - Kieran? | 0:05:05 | 0:05:08 | |
Isn't he the one you said shat in a girl's gym shoe at school? | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
Oh, no, that's...a different Kieran. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
He went to school wi'... | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
Mab's on the phone to Fat Shane. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
What did he say? | 0:05:19 | 0:05:20 | |
Who knows? Poor Kieran, he's so lost in his own darkness right now. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:24 | |
Aren't you, Kieran, you big maddo?! | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
Did he say "fat" Shane?! | 0:05:26 | 0:05:28 | |
Anyway, I've got to go. You're still driving us to the shops | 0:05:28 | 0:05:31 | |
for lunch, though, right, and paying? | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
Oh, yeah, sure. And I can read you a new piece I've written about us. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
OK, babe? | 0:05:36 | 0:05:37 | |
Right. Tonight, I am going to go to that party and discreetly pull Danny. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:42 | |
That's decided. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:43 | |
It's written in the stars. He's got a flat AND a car. What's wrong wi' you? | 0:05:43 | 0:05:47 | |
I told you to shut this down. You have got to give it back. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
She'll slit my throat, though. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:53 | |
And now I've said I'd go watch some weird film with her tonight. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:57 | |
No! The gifts! | 0:05:57 | 0:05:59 | |
The poem writing! I mean, I know I'm more decisive than you, | 0:05:59 | 0:06:03 | |
but I would not stand for it. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
It was just another day as a wage slave | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
at Lothian Alliance call centre. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:10 | |
But this was one working-class hero who wasn't about to be ground down | 0:06:10 | 0:06:14 | |
by the capitalist hegemony. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
I feel her arousal gush all over my face. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:20 | |
I begin to move inside her, | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
in and out, in... | 0:06:23 | 0:06:25 | |
I ejaculate powerfully into her, draining myself. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:30 | |
Our planets collide. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:32 | |
That's what I call a Big Bang. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
That...was... | 0:06:40 | 0:06:43 | |
Thanks(!) | 0:06:43 | 0:06:45 | |
I liked it. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:48 | |
Aye. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
- Are you staying at mine later? - Of course not! | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
What's the point in going out with someone older | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
if they're going to live with their parents? | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
- Cheers, Shane. - Cheers, Fat Sh... | 0:06:57 | 0:06:59 | |
Aw. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:01 | |
Thanks! | 0:07:01 | 0:07:03 | |
Thanks for the lift, Fat Shane. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
Ah! | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
If you liked that, I've got more, like Sexual Symbiosis. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:10 | |
It's about my experiments with Tantric breath play. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:13 | |
Sorry, I can't hear you! | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
It is essential that I pull Danny tonight. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:21 | |
ENGINE IGNITION FAILS | 0:07:21 | 0:07:23 | |
This afternoon's workshop will look at managing confrontation. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:33 | |
Will it help us deal with being patronised? | 0:07:33 | 0:07:35 | |
Ooh, what was that? | 0:07:35 | 0:07:37 | |
Sounds like somebody speaking without the integrity stick. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:40 | |
Now, today, we're going to look at a tactic called distraction. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:45 | |
I want you all to think of something that makes you really angry, | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
and then we're going to use distraction | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
to think of a funny memory. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
Ha-ha! I like to think of the time | 0:07:53 | 0:07:57 | |
my husband Greg took a sip of his tea | 0:07:57 | 0:08:01 | |
then heard Rangers had been relegated | 0:08:01 | 0:08:04 | |
and spat it out... | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
Ha-ha! Everywhere! | 0:08:08 | 0:08:12 | |
All down his new jumper! | 0:08:12 | 0:08:15 | |
CONVULSIVE GIGGLING | 0:08:16 | 0:08:19 | |
Just, oh, there's hot tea, and, oh! Ha-ha-ha! | 0:08:21 | 0:08:25 | |
SHE GIGGLES He just looked so silly! | 0:08:26 | 0:08:30 | |
Oh, dear! | 0:08:31 | 0:08:33 | |
Ah-ha-ha! Fun times! | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
Do you want to go first, Erin, | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
starting with the thing that makes you most...most angry? | 0:08:40 | 0:08:44 | |
Right, well, it would have to be when that cow, Holly, was still here. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:49 | |
See, I done a drawing of us. | 0:08:49 | 0:08:51 | |
And she turned me down. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:52 | |
Right, now, turn that into something positive. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:58 | |
Well... | 0:08:58 | 0:08:59 | |
after I kicked the shit out of her, | 0:08:59 | 0:09:02 | |
she was crying and trying to say, "No, stop it!" | 0:09:02 | 0:09:05 | |
But the blood, it was pure pouring out her mouth, | 0:09:05 | 0:09:09 | |
and she couldnae get a word out! | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
And that felt pretty positive! | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
I'm not sure that's quite what I meant, but good effort, Erin. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:18 | |
Hey, look, I read this thing that says | 0:09:28 | 0:09:30 | |
when someone stands with one foot pointing at you, they love you! | 0:09:30 | 0:09:33 | |
Look what I've got for tonight. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:37 | |
It's what people drink when they have their own flat. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:40 | |
Caber-net Sauvig-non. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:41 | |
If Erin finds out that I went to a party without her, she might... | 0:09:41 | 0:09:45 | |
- I can! - I'm inviting Susan, and Mavis. | 0:09:47 | 0:09:50 | |
I was going to invite Carol, but I ate her. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:53 | |
You are not inviting Erin. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:55 | |
Being seen anywhere outside of here with Kieran is a stretch. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:58 | |
I'm sorry, Mavis! | 0:09:58 | 0:10:01 | |
But she is crossing a line. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:02 | |
You heard what she did to Holly. I have no choice in this! | 0:10:02 | 0:10:06 | |
Oh, my God! | 0:10:06 | 0:10:08 | |
We're going to have to have sex, with each other. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:10 | |
Except obviously you don't, | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 | |
and you're not inviting her to the party either, OK? Promise me. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
I won't invite her to the party. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:19 | |
In fact, I'm going to go over there right now | 0:10:19 | 0:10:22 | |
and tell her to give me some space. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:25 | |
Our naked bodies mingled together. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
Wet, satiated in symbiosis. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:32 | |
Then she had a go on my dick. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:36 | |
That was fucking beautiful, pal! | 0:10:36 | 0:10:39 | |
Now let's go and get PISHED! | 0:10:39 | 0:10:41 | |
LAUREN WHIMPERS | 0:10:41 | 0:10:42 | |
Hello, how are you? | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
Your place is massive, Danny. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:57 | |
Do you not get lonely here, all by yourself? | 0:10:57 | 0:11:00 | |
Well, actually, I live with... | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
Leanne. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:04 | |
Oh, look at all of yous. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:06 | |
And here's me all out of Blue WKD. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:09 | |
Hi(!) | 0:11:09 | 0:11:10 | |
(Who's this bitch?!) | 0:11:10 | 0:11:11 | |
Let's watch my DVD. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:13 | |
We should probably eat first. I don't know. Are they a couple, or...? | 0:11:13 | 0:11:16 | |
I'm going to have to find out. Subtly. | 0:11:16 | 0:11:18 | |
So what's the deal wi' yous two? | 0:11:18 | 0:11:20 | |
I'm his lobster! | 0:11:20 | 0:11:23 | |
Don't be hard on yourself. You're not bad looking for an older... | 0:11:23 | 0:11:26 | |
Lobsters mate for life. It's in a Woody Allen film. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:30 | |
- We love Woody Allen. - We do. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:31 | |
Me too! | 0:11:31 | 0:11:33 | |
Toy Story's amazing! Huh! | 0:11:33 | 0:11:35 | |
LEANNE LAUGHS | 0:11:37 | 0:11:39 | |
You need to check if his foot's pointing towards you. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:44 | |
It doesn't work if you're sitting opposite each other. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:46 | |
Look, the point is, we've been going out for two years. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:49 | |
And you didn't think to share that wi' Facebook? | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
- Isn't it a bit pathetic to do that? - Hmph, yeah, it is. Pathetic. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:56 | |
But useful, if... | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
I think the whole social networking thing only degrades | 0:11:58 | 0:12:01 | |
the purity of what we have together. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
Facebook statuses can change, but this? | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
This is for life. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:08 | |
Aw, nice tat! That's deep! Deep stuff! | 0:12:08 | 0:12:11 | |
I'm thinking of getting a Buddha. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:14 | |
I want something to reflect my spirituality. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:16 | |
And your shape. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:18 | |
I'm going to get a tattoo of Susan. Naked. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:21 | |
Right on my chest, here. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:23 | |
Kieran, why are you wearing that? | 0:12:23 | 0:12:25 | |
Oh, look, the pictures. Look, Erin from school. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:30 | |
That's a great toilet you've got there. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:36 | |
Thanks... | 0:12:36 | 0:12:37 | |
You really need to take that off, or she's going to take my... | 0:12:37 | 0:12:40 | |
Aw! Erin, you're rubbing my leg again! | 0:12:40 | 0:12:43 | |
And what were you two talking about? | 0:12:43 | 0:12:45 | |
Well, the film! | 0:12:45 | 0:12:46 | |
Why don't we watch the film? | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
We're in the middle of a meal. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:49 | |
The lady wants to watch a film. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
The lady watches a film. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
So what has this lobster woman got that I don't? | 0:12:55 | 0:12:58 | |
I don't know. But can you get that locket back before Erin kills me? | 0:12:58 | 0:13:00 | |
It's because she's sophisticated. That's why Danny's with her. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:03 | |
Well, I can do sophisticated, too. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:05 | |
What the hell is this? It's totally weird! | 0:13:09 | 0:13:12 | |
Aubergine Parmigiana. I made it. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:15 | |
Totally weird how amazing it is! | 0:13:16 | 0:13:20 | |
Mmm! | 0:13:20 | 0:13:21 | |
It's based on a recipe that we found in Italy. Have you ever been? | 0:13:21 | 0:13:27 | |
Course I have. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:28 | |
Where do you think I got this Caber-net Sauvig-non? | 0:13:28 | 0:13:32 | |
Which is, of course, a red wine. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:35 | |
GENTLE MUSIC AND SENSUAL PANTING | 0:13:38 | 0:13:42 | |
I love this. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:44 | |
Where's your necklace? | 0:13:46 | 0:13:48 | |
Er, I'm keeping it somewhere. | 0:13:48 | 0:13:49 | |
Very...safe. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:51 | |
So why's it not...? | 0:13:51 | 0:13:53 | |
Er, this film...is so good. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:56 | |
Ah! | 0:13:59 | 0:14:00 | |
That chicken was so-o sophisticated. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:08 | |
It was duck, a l'orange. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:11 | |
Wow! You speak Italian? | 0:14:11 | 0:14:13 | |
He isn't interested! | 0:14:13 | 0:14:14 | |
What does she mean by that? | 0:14:14 | 0:14:16 | |
Are you blind? She's been trying it on with him all night! | 0:14:16 | 0:14:19 | |
Fuckin' tryin' tae watch a film here! | 0:14:19 | 0:14:21 | |
That is not what I've been trying to do, at all. | 0:14:21 | 0:14:23 | |
(Unless...) | 0:14:23 | 0:14:24 | |
I'm right here! | 0:14:24 | 0:14:26 | |
Oi! I told you! Shut it! | 0:14:26 | 0:14:28 | |
This is my house. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:30 | |
Erin, try turning it into something positive. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:32 | |
See? This is what happens | 0:14:32 | 0:14:34 | |
when you invite daft wee lassies to a dinner party... | 0:14:34 | 0:14:36 | |
from the fucking madhouse! | 0:14:36 | 0:14:38 | |
Have you got something tae say tae me?! | 0:14:38 | 0:14:40 | |
I'm tryin' to watch a film wi' ma burd here | 0:14:40 | 0:14:42 | |
and you're nabbin' away in my ear. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:43 | |
All this talk, but where's it going? | 0:14:43 | 0:14:45 | |
What do you say you and me go smoke a J in the garden? | 0:14:45 | 0:14:48 | |
I don't have any drugs. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:49 | |
I've got some Prozac in my bag. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:51 | |
It doesn't do much, but maybe if we take, like, four at once, | 0:14:51 | 0:14:54 | |
go someplace more quiet, yeah? | 0:14:54 | 0:14:56 | |
Oi! You trying to pull my boyfriend? | 0:14:56 | 0:14:59 | |
How's your face now, bitch? | 0:14:59 | 0:15:01 | |
What are you doing to my beautiful face? | 0:15:01 | 0:15:03 | |
You both have lovely faces! Everyone does. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:05 | |
Right, I'm no' done wi' you. Square go! | 0:15:05 | 0:15:07 | |
That fingering bit was just coming up! | 0:15:07 | 0:15:10 | |
THEY SHRIEK | 0:15:10 | 0:15:13 | |
Where'd you get that? | 0:15:13 | 0:15:14 | |
Have you been stealing from my fuckin' burd? | 0:15:14 | 0:15:17 | |
Erin, no! Stop! | 0:15:17 | 0:15:19 | |
I gave it to him, because... | 0:15:19 | 0:15:21 | |
..er, well, we've all got our pluses, | 0:15:22 | 0:15:28 | |
we've all got our minuses. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:29 | |
I just...I just don't fancy you. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:33 | |
What, you dinnae like lassies? | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
No, it's just you. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:40 | |
Wargh! | 0:15:40 | 0:15:42 | |
DVD: 'Dark duck.' | 0:15:42 | 0:15:43 | |
Ow! | 0:15:46 | 0:15:48 | |
I'm the Dark Duck here, bitch! | 0:15:49 | 0:15:51 | |
MUSIC: Nowhere by Micachu and the Shapes | 0:15:56 | 0:15:58 | |
IGNITION FAILS | 0:16:04 | 0:16:05 | |
Here, Shane, now would be a good time to start driving! | 0:16:05 | 0:16:09 | |
Sure you don't want to stay and talk to Danny? | 0:16:09 | 0:16:11 | |
Come on! You know I...love you, | 0:16:11 | 0:16:14 | |
I just don't say it, because it would destroy the purity of it. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:18 | |
Do you really mean that? | 0:16:18 | 0:16:19 | |
ERIN WAILS AND THUMPS CAR | 0:16:19 | 0:16:20 | |
Yeah! | 0:16:20 | 0:16:21 | |
Danny's foot was totally pointing towards you just now. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:26 | |
I don't know if he realises his feelings for me. | 0:16:26 | 0:16:29 | |
If I see you or any of your mental friends near this house again | 0:16:29 | 0:16:33 | |
I'm calling the police! | 0:16:33 | 0:16:34 | |
ERIN RAGES | 0:16:34 | 0:16:35 | |
I think he does! | 0:16:35 | 0:16:37 | |
MUSIC: Calculator by Micachu and the Shapes | 0:16:37 | 0:16:39 | |
No! | 0:16:39 | 0:16:40 |