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Charlie helps a reluctant friend to face her fears as David's behaviour spirals out of control.


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I'm not sending you away, Ollie - it's not your job to look after me.

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Cubicles are clogged with drunks.

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Is this about your booze bus proposal?

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It did make interesting reading.

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-Then will I get to see Grace?

-She's busy.

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-Grace!

-Hugo!

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-You lied.

-I'm so sorry.

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HE CRIES

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Oh...

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OK...

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< RUNNING WATER

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Mysterious.

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Hello, there!

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I've got to go.

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Thanks for last night.

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I look forward to remembering more about it as the day goes on.

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-MAN:

-Bye, Dave!

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Bye!

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Hi, there.

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At least eat something. Come on.

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Do you want some more maple syrup?

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Right.

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Drink that.

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RADIO PLAYS NESSUM DORMA

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KNOCKING

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Morning, Hugo.

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-Morning.

-Come on in.

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HE SINGS ALONG TO NESSUM DORMA

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Greetings, oh pregnant one.

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What on Earth is all this?

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David Hide reporting for duty... in style.

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Impulse buy. We can have a spin later,

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but in the meantime, why don't we just soak it all in, OK?

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Have we only got three drip stands?

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Yes, cos that's what we asked for.

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-OK, we're going to need more than that.

-There's not going to be that many, is there?

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Do they teach you clairvoyancy at paramedic school?

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There are some broken ones in Big Mac's cubby hole,

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-so we should salvage what we can.

-When you say "we", you mean...?

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-I mean you two.

-Hm.

-Chop, chop.

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I thought there was supposed to be two ugly sisters and one Cinderella?

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He does know we're volunteering, right?

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I'm not. I'm getting paid.

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What? How much?

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-How can you even afford this?

-I can't.

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I just thought young Sister Duffy should go to her party in style.

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It's across the road!

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It's not the length of the journey, it's the quality of the ride.

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Have you seen your psychiatrist recently?

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Morning.

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Yo! D-man.

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Don't-don't ever do that! Have you had a Lottery win or something?

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All right, all right - I'm going to see her now.

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Lovely woman, her name's Carol, room 303,

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if you want to check up on me.

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Is that his psychiatrist?

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Yeah.

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Yeah. Not sure how good a job she's doing.

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No, neither am I.

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Lauren, Lauren, stop nagging me,

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I am going to be there front and centre,

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proudest man on Earth...

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'Where's the glitter?'

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-Eh?

-'Glitter's not in my bag!'

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No, I put it next to your bag - I told you.

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'Go get me it.'

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I can't - I'm busy!

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'Fine.'

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CALL IS CUT OFF

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POP MUSIC PLAYS

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All the years are doing it. Mark Dodson said he's going to...

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..drop his trousers at the end and show his bum.

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And Shazia's doing street dancing and she's asked me to do it.

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Pretty embarrassing.

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Sorry. You'll be...

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Soon...

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I think we should let Grace have some rest, all right?

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You can pop back later.

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You'd like that, wouldn't you?

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Bye.

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Hugo, thank you so much for coming to visit, but you know you really don't have to.

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I wanted to.

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Right, well, I have to get to work, so...

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I have to get to school.

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You OK?

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The talent show's this afternoon, if you'd like to come?

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I have to work, unfortunately,

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but I'm sure your parents will enjoy it, OK?

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The waffles smell lovely.

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SMASHING

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MUSIC: Together Forever by Rick Astley

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It's a daft question, but are you all right?

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It's a daft question, I'll give you that.

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Anything hurting?

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No... Well, the seatbelt got me a bit.

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Can you help me, please?

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I don't think you're supposed to move.

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I can smell petrol.

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OK.

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OK.

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If you've hurt your neck, this could make it worse, you know.

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Are you a doctor?

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Estate agent.

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You'd know all about pains in the neck, then.

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I'm Arnie, by the way.

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Sally.

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What happened to the other car?

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How long have there been bollards there?

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They've always been there.

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I haven't the foggiest where I am.

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HOOTING

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Better try and shift it.

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No, leave it.

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Can't leave it here.

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What's this knob under the steering wheel?

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Oh, you won't need the choke.

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Choke?

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How old is this thing?

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Older than you but twice as pretty.

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If I miss my girl's school show,

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I'll be sending her round to you for an explanation...

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Oh, you do that.

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One of my favourite hobbies is shouting at young people.

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Right.

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Oh!

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Argh! No!

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Get me out! Argh!

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Does Dr Keogh have any psychiatric training?

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No - just problems, no training.

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Then why avoid him?

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Oh, I think he'll know I'm off the lithium.

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Do you think you should return to your medication?

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Do you know?

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I don't recall ever feeling better, but that might worry people.

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Oh?

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My colleagues may be happier with the quiet me.

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Why do you think that?

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Well...

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Misery likes company.

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If I'm on a high, it only goes to highlight how they are not.

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If I'm quiet and sullen...

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..it makes them feel better about themselves, you see?

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I don't need to be here. You can work this out for yourself.

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But keep going forward, then?

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Life is for living.

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Life is for living. I like that.

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Life is for living.

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David?

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What?

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A little too chipper, perhaps?

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I think they're, um... experimenting with his meds.

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Right.

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Paramedics are outside.

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Medic needed for RTC, major burns incident,

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difficult extraction. Um...

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Yes, you may need to take a nurse to assist.

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I'll do it. No, seriously.

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Seriously, I spent six months on a burns unit in 2005 and then

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volunteered as a fire marshal at a racetrack years before that.

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-OK, you do that.

-Hm.

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Life's for living. Let's do it!

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Excellent.

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It'll give us a chance to talk about how a band 5 nurse can afford that car.

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-It will.

-Hm.

-Have you ever noticed how drab it is in here?

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No, I can't say I have.

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That is fantastic.

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Is it?

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Yeah. You've done brilliantly, and I'm very proud of you.

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Come on, fellas.

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What's that like?

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How old's the child?

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The Power of Positive Thought?

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Keep going - you are fulfilling your potential.

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Who are you?

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Ta-da!

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Hey, don't let the fact it took most of the night put you off from criticising.

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The icing's runny.

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A b'day is something you wash your backside in.

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Is it supposed to be the colour of sick? Is that a nurse thing?

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Guys, look, this isn't the Great British Bake-Off!

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Well, you'd be out if it was.

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Charlie - help a man out here, will you?

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Look, I thought after your cake, I thought the personal touch...

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That's really beautiful.

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Duffy will be very pleased with all the effort you put into that.

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There's just one small thing.

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Yeah?

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She's actually 56.

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Old car, with nylon seat covers,

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and the poor bloke's suit was melted to them.

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He's had 20 of morphine,

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and we're going to need all hands on deck to extricate him.

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He's very distressed - and might need some ketamine.

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Classic car enthusiast I see, not?

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Help me.

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What's your name, soldier?

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-Arnie.

-Arnie, Arnie. OK, you stay calm, my friend,

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breathing nice and gentle, OK?

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There's nothing else to think about, nothing else to focus on but me.

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You focus on me, not the situation, not the future, just me.

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You focus on our little chat and I promise everything will be just fine.

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We on the same page, compadre?

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-I'm scared.

-No, no, no, don't - no need to be scared.

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I want you to tell me something, Arnie. Do you like the cinema?

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Yeah.

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Good, good, because I want you to think about the last film

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you walked out of, OK? Arnie? Arnie.

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OK.

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And you tell me in just a minute.

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OK, that's 50 of ketamine in.

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-You should start to feel a little better now, OK?

-OK.

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That poor, poor boy.

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I'll find out as soon as he gets in.

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Never leave the house. Why the heck did I leave the house?

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Sorry - can you keep still, please?

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He should have just driven past.

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No, people don't, do they? And neither of you were to know.

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Hello, trouble.

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Well, someone knows how to make a bad day worse.

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I hear you were lucky.

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To the detriment to that poor lad.

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He's in good hands.

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Oh? You finished your shift, then?

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Very good.

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Yes, she does mean it.

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Right, let's get a chest X-ray and an ECG, please.

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-Second Matrix.

-What's that? what's that, my friend? What's that?

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Second Matrix is the last film I walked out of.

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Now here is a man with taste.

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Loved the first one.

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Oh, loved it. Classic. Cinematic milestone.

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But the second one - I didn't have a clue what was going on.

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Same here. There was a girl on her mobile in the cinema.

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I asked her to stop.

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Ten minutes into the film, I lean forward,

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I say, "Darling, please, feel free to carry on" and I walk out.

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I almost walked out of Fifty Shades Of Grey but it was a date.

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Oh! You old dog, you! Woof, woof.

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She seemed to like it.

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Ah! Bit of a ladies' man, eh, Arnie?

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I try my best.

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-You know I'll have to call the school?

-Yeah.

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Not that it's not nice to see you again.

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Dad left a message - he can't come to the talent show.

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The step-witch isn't feeling well.

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Oh!

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-Keira's not that bad.

-She keeps her broomstick in the attic.

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She tries to be nice, I know she does,

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it's just sometimes I catch her looking at me.

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She'd be happier if I wasn't there. So would I.

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It'll get better, I'm sure.

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Mum would have come to the talent show.

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She'd have been in the front row, cheering and whooping, embarrassing me.

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You're the only other person I know.

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I'm sorry to interrupt, Mrs Beauchamp.

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Sally Hodges' results are in.

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Oh, OK, thank you.

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All right, I need to get back to work, so come and wait inside.

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-Thank you.

-Now you can go.

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I thought it was your day off?

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Yeah, just got to catch up on a few things. Morning.

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Cal. Looking smart.

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Thanks for these, by the way.

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I'm going to get stuck in today.

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Hm. Don't work too hard.

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OK, let's keep a close eye on the airway, please, and can we do

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an arterial blood gas to check his carboxyhaemoglobin?

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-Superman.

-Superman? Superman's boring! He gets everything handed to him on a plate.

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He lost his family! Who's yours, then?

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Hulk, obvs. Tortured genius is a raging beast on the inside.

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Plus he doesn't witter on - he smashes and walks off.

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Pain OK?

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I'll live.

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Keep very still.

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OK, on my count, then. One, two, three...

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OK, not too far. That's enough.

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Anyway, you don't have to dream of being a superhero -

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you are a superhero.

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The Human Torch?

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I like his sense of humour.

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OK, can we have an urgent chest X-ray, please?

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Let's calculate fluid regime and chart these burns.

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Arnie, Arnie, look at me. Look at me.

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Are we going to kiss?

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Not my type. I prefer them medium rare.

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Quite a sense of humour yourself.

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Maybe-maybe we should kiss?

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There's a lot of love in this room.

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OK, these burns to the legs look circumferential,

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so we will need to keep monitoring those closely.

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No, no, Arnie, Arnie, Arnie, look at me.

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Arnie, Arnie, look at me.

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Why does it smell of bacon sarnies in here?

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Keep-keep looking at me, Arnie. Keep looking at me.

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Dave, why?

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Long pigs.

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Uh?

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Long pigs.

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It's what cannibals call humans...

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long pigs.

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David, can I have a word?

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No.

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That's me? I smell like bacon?

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You suffered severe burns being the hero...

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I wasn't a hero! She was fine without me!

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That's me I can smell?

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Arnie. Arnie, we need you to stay calm.

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We're going to give you some more pain relief and do everything we can to make you comfortable.

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I don't know where to begin.

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Sorry, sorry - why are you handling me?

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You need to employ a lot more tact.

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The man is dying. I'm trying to help him in any possible way I can.

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No, no, no, no. You have no reason to think that.

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I suggest you start behaving with a bit more sensitivity.

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OK, OK, I'm a little concerned about Nurse Hide as well.

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Yeah - I'm the one keeping him calm, Judas.

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You're being inappropriate.

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I'm being inappropriate? Dylan, tell him what are his chances?

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He's responding well to the treatment.

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I'm not a member of the family. I'm asking you as a fellow professional.

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Well, we have to see how things develop - it's too early to tell.

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Look, he's a good guy, he stepped in to help and now he's in big trouble.

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I just want to get him through this with dignity.

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Keep it tight and professional.

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So where were you going?

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Last time I saw you, you weren't leaving the house.

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Well, I shouldn't have.

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This is the first time since the operation,

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so it's quite clearly God's way of telling me to wait inside for him.

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Your operation was about seven months ago, wasn't it?

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This the first you've been out since then?

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I'm a dab hand at the internet.

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I can get everything I need and I only have to see one other person to sign for it.

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So where were you going?

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Although how they think they're getting a signature on those contraptions, I'll never know...

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Sally?

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Sorry, Charlie. Lily's asking where we're having Duffy's do.

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So tell her.

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She's invited?

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Right. Sorry.

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I would have thought a man of your age needs to get straight to his bed after a shift.

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I can keep up - just about.

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I used to like a night out. I could drink whisky like a fish.

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So come along with us. I'll buy you one.

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Charlie, have you, um...?

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-Excuse me.

-Popular man.

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-You got it.

-Can't for the life of me think why.

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Arnie?

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Is there anyone you want me to call? A partner?

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I'm dead.

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My girl - she's going to kill me when I don't turn up.

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Why's that?

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School talent show, she's been practising for months.

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You don't need to think about that now, OK?

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No, it's just...

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She's so beautiful, breathtaking.

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She's not great, though.

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I wanted to be there for her when she didn't win.

0:23:220:23:25

OK, Mr Letts, we're going to ease the pressure in your legs

0:23:250:23:29

by making a couple of incisions on both sides.

0:23:290:23:32

The skin is just tightening where it's burned.

0:23:320:23:35

Sounds fun.

0:23:350:23:37

THROWS UP

0:23:400:23:43

Is that normal?

0:23:430:23:44

I think we're going to transfer you to the specialist burns unit at St James.

0:23:440:23:48

Can we prepare for an arthrotomy, please? Jacob, quick word.

0:23:480:23:53

You can make a man paranoid.

0:23:530:23:54

It's not looking good, is it?

0:23:570:23:59

I'm a little concerned that his airway...

0:23:590:24:01

..that his airway's compromised.

0:24:030:24:06

OK, let's get on with the arthrotomy.

0:24:060:24:09

I'll call burns and plastics.

0:24:090:24:11

All right.

0:24:110:24:12

You've gone quiet, Dave.

0:24:220:24:25

That's because you're doing really well, Arnie, that's why.

0:24:250:24:28

Come on.

0:24:280:24:30

Next question.

0:24:300:24:32

If...

0:24:410:24:42

If this was your last day on Earth, what would you do?

0:24:470:24:51

That's a bit close to the knuckle!

0:24:510:24:54

What would you do?

0:24:540:24:55

Spend it with her.

0:24:560:24:58

David?

0:24:580:25:00

Is this my last day?

0:25:000:25:02

It could well be.

0:25:040:25:06

-Dave, Dave...

-Right, let's get him out of here.

0:25:060:25:08

I'm sorry, but you need to say what you have to say.

0:25:080:25:11

Ignore this man. You are stable.

0:25:110:25:14

-Get Duffy here - you're off shift.

-Look, I hope you don't die but you need to know it's a possibility!

0:25:140:25:18

I'll deal with you in a minute.

0:25:180:25:19

Here, everyone says it's crap.

0:25:330:25:36

Gemma, love, it isn't crap. This is...

0:25:360:25:40

It's a great effort, showing loads of improvement.

0:25:410:25:45

She isn't that stupid.

0:25:450:25:47

Eh! Keep your nose out, you.

0:25:470:25:49

Reading this...

0:25:490:25:50

Back off, Tiger Lily.

0:25:500:25:52

Racist, which I doubt you could spell.

0:25:520:25:54

I can't help being thick.

0:25:540:25:57

Eh, you're not thick.

0:25:570:25:59

I agree. I blame the teacher.

0:25:590:26:01

What, you think you can do better?

0:26:020:26:04

Yes. Come with me. I'll prove it.

0:26:040:26:06

OK.

0:26:060:26:08

All right?

0:26:230:26:25

They want you in Resus.

0:26:270:26:29

Right.

0:26:300:26:32

Yes, I remembered that.

0:26:330:26:35

What?

0:26:360:26:38

Good coincidence.

0:26:380:26:40

It's like the universe is telling me everything is as it should be.

0:26:400:26:45

Or just luck?

0:26:450:26:47

Happy birthday, Duffy.

0:26:510:26:53

Thanks.

0:26:540:26:56

Too drab.

0:27:040:27:06

Yes. Sally Hodges, suspect mass on right breast.

0:27:070:27:12

Teacher's here.

0:27:140:27:16

Do you want me to come and talk to her?

0:27:160:27:18

No, it's fine.

0:27:180:27:19

Six weeks? Really?

0:27:190:27:21

Hugo?

0:27:210:27:23

I-I don't have anybody else to come.

0:27:230:27:25

I'm sorry, I can't.

0:27:270:27:29

OK.

0:27:320:27:34

Sorry.

0:27:340:27:36

Right, thanks.

0:27:370:27:39

OK, I've got Sally Hodges' surgical outpatient appointment fixed up.

0:27:400:27:45

Looks like she needs a biopsy.

0:27:450:27:47

OK.

0:27:470:27:48

Connie, you need to stop.

0:27:480:27:49

Stop what?

0:27:490:27:51

Work. I can't get finished in time to take over with Grace.

0:27:510:27:54

Oh, well, welcome to the world of parenting.

0:27:540:27:56

-What's more important than your daughter?

-Nothing.

0:27:560:27:58

Good.

0:27:580:28:00

Let's see where your priorities lie.

0:28:000:28:02

-I'm not going.

-Really?

0:28:020:28:04

The board have called a meeting - I have to attend,

0:28:040:28:06

-the carer finishes in one hour.

-No...

0:28:060:28:08

I'm sorry about David's behaviour. That's not how we do things.

0:28:100:28:14

He meant it.

0:28:140:28:15

Look, as bad as your injuries are, we will do everything in our power to help.

0:28:150:28:19

But he said this could be my last day.

0:28:190:28:21

No, no - you are doing really well.

0:28:210:28:24

I want you to contact Holby Grammar School.

0:28:240:28:27

Lauren Chapman, she's in Year Ten.

0:28:270:28:28

Ketamine going in.

0:28:280:28:30

OK, now, you should know that once we've done this procedure,

0:28:310:28:35

we may need to put you on a ventilator to help with your breathing, OK?

0:28:350:28:39

No, no, no - you're not listening to me, all of you.

0:28:390:28:41

-OK.

-I need to speak to her. Do you understand?

0:28:410:28:44

We might not have the choice soon.

0:28:440:28:47

Oh, please, please!

0:28:470:28:49

I'll ring the school. OK?

0:28:490:28:51

OK. Is he under?

0:28:560:28:58

Uh-huh.

0:29:000:29:01

So, it's nothing to overly concern yourself with,

0:29:060:29:10

but we have booked you a surgical outpatient appointment.

0:29:100:29:14

So it is something to overly concern myself with?

0:29:140:29:17

Every time I come to this place, you sit there

0:29:180:29:21

with your hangdog expression and tell me there's something lurking about in my insides.

0:29:210:29:25

Well, Charlie Fairhead, you can call me a taxi.

0:29:250:29:28

Hiding your head in the sand is not going to help.

0:29:290:29:33

Looks like the lunatics have taken over the asylum.

0:29:330:29:36

Trust me, that happened a long time ago.

0:29:380:29:41

That's Duffy's headscarf.

0:29:420:29:44

I'm just trying to brighten up the day, Lord Charlie of Fairhead.

0:29:440:29:48

Where do you want me?

0:29:480:29:49

You come and sit by me, petal.

0:29:490:29:51

I thought it looked so dull in here.

0:29:530:29:55

Could you please take that headscarf off, David?

0:29:550:29:59

So, what's worrying you?

0:29:590:30:02

David, this is my patient.

0:30:020:30:05

Get lost, misery - this one's fun.

0:30:050:30:07

He tells me there's nothing to worry about,

0:30:090:30:12

when there most certainly is.

0:30:120:30:13

What is he doing?

0:30:150:30:16

Oh, just a wild guess here, but I would say David is on a high.

0:30:170:30:21

You keep an eye on him.

0:30:210:30:23

I'll have a word with Occupational Health.

0:30:230:30:25

All right - chill out, Ronaldo!

0:30:280:30:30

Trust me, I'm a nurse.

0:30:510:30:53

You look more like a four-year-old that got to dress himself.

0:30:530:30:56

No, I would have dressed as a pirate when I was four.

0:30:560:31:01

So, this is it...

0:31:010:31:05

..the great outdoors,

0:31:070:31:11

the thing you've been most afraid of.

0:31:110:31:14

What's the worst that can happen?

0:31:140:31:16

Plague of locusts?

0:31:160:31:19

I'm not simple.

0:31:190:31:21

I know that agoraphobia is a symptom, not the illness.

0:31:210:31:24

I've been this way for 20 years -

0:31:240:31:26

do you think I haven't read a book on it?

0:31:260:31:29

I feel guilt for all sorts of things,

0:31:290:31:31

but mainly because I got knocked up when I was too young,

0:31:310:31:33

so I chose agoraphobia as a punishment.

0:31:330:31:36

Right?

0:31:360:31:38

Now, where's this amazing car of yours, because I want to get out of here.

0:31:380:31:42

But you have to feel the fear and do it anyway!

0:31:420:31:45

Life is for living.

0:31:450:31:48

Save all that nonsense for the Facebook.

0:31:500:31:52

Just get me home and let me rot away like I bleeding well want to -

0:31:520:31:56

I have a right to hide away from this horrible, disgusting world.

0:31:560:32:01

But-but it's not horrible or disgusting.

0:32:020:32:06

Of course it is! Genocide. Human trafficking, mutilating children...

0:32:060:32:13

It's a disgrace of a world and I want nothing to do with it,

0:32:130:32:18

because I can't help, and neither, clearly, can you.

0:32:180:32:21

Let's get you back inside, Sally. We haven't finished.

0:32:260:32:29

I discharged myself.

0:32:290:32:32

Well, you left this in the cubicle. What about house keys?

0:32:320:32:36

Idiot!

0:32:370:32:39

David, get changed and go home.

0:32:390:32:40

You don't come back until you've checked in with Occupational Health.

0:32:400:32:43

They'll be contacting you soon, OK?

0:32:430:32:45

Well, there goes my ride.

0:32:510:32:53

I suppose I'll be calling myself a taxi.

0:32:530:32:55

Listen, Sally, this appointment is urgent.

0:32:570:33:00

That all depends what I think about myself.

0:33:020:33:05

Which is what?

0:33:050:33:06

I'm a useless old woman.

0:33:060:33:08

I was coming to see you. I found the lump myself.

0:33:100:33:14

I know I should have gone to the doctors, but in all this time,

0:33:140:33:17

you're the only person I've had a reasonable conversation with.

0:33:170:33:21

We said to each other...

0:33:210:33:23

I know what was said - I was there!

0:33:230:33:27

And isn't that the saddest bit?

0:33:270:33:29

The only person I could think to visit was a professional just doing his job.

0:33:290:33:34

No, that isn't the truth.

0:33:360:33:38

I...

0:33:410:33:42

I don't want to see you hiding away. That's no life.

0:33:420:33:47

No, it isn't. But that's the way it crumbles.

0:33:470:33:53

Sometimes. Goodbye, Charlie.

0:33:530:33:56

The E is the wrong way round.

0:34:190:34:22

No. Start from the beginning.

0:34:310:34:34

Knew it. A quitter. Can't stand being told no.

0:34:370:34:41

A child in an adult's body.

0:34:410:34:43

How has no-one killed you yet?

0:34:430:34:45

Do it right, and I'll shut up.

0:34:450:34:47

Have you ever seen the Karate Kid?

0:34:520:34:54

Mr Miyagi is Japanese.

0:34:560:34:58

Oh, sorry, I'm...

0:35:030:35:04

No, no, it's fine.

0:35:040:35:06

Um...

0:35:110:35:13

Maybe I should... I should take some time off?

0:35:150:35:19

If that's what you want?

0:35:190:35:22

I don't think I have much choice.

0:35:240:35:27

Come on.

0:35:300:35:31

Do you like zombie films?

0:35:340:35:36

I love them. Guilty pleasure.

0:35:380:35:41

A friend of mine did film studies and he told me that the zombies were supposed to represent consumers...

0:35:410:35:46

shoppers, walking around in a trance, buying rubbish.

0:35:460:35:50

But me...

0:35:500:35:52

I think there's a new explanation.

0:35:520:35:54

Did you know that one in four people in the UK will suffer

0:35:560:35:59

a mental health issue?

0:35:590:36:01

That suicide is the biggest killer of men aged between 29 and 40?

0:36:010:36:06

And how have we been dealing with this epidemic?

0:36:060:36:08

We've been handing out the sweeties the pharmaceutical companies

0:36:080:36:12

tell us to and we've created a whole new wave of zombies.

0:36:120:36:15

We must be allowed to live, not be sedated.

0:36:180:36:23

Fight through this, Dave - don't give in.

0:36:230:36:25

You don't want to be a zombie, do you?

0:36:280:36:31

No.

0:36:330:36:35

No.

0:36:370:36:38

Sally Hodge, refusing treatment.

0:36:500:36:53

What can you do if they don't want our help?

0:36:550:36:58

That's our job, though, isn't it?

0:36:580:37:00

Helping? Whether they think they need it or not.

0:37:000:37:03

Home care team, please.

0:37:190:37:21

Her mum... she never wanted me in her life.

0:37:220:37:26

She was right.

0:37:260:37:27

And the kids always get stuck in the middle.

0:37:280:37:31

No...

0:37:310:37:33

Dr Keogh.

0:37:330:37:35

Can you open up for me, please?

0:37:410:37:43

Yeah, we should intubate.

0:37:450:37:47

No.

0:37:470:37:49

Well, your airway is narrowing.

0:37:490:37:51

I need to see her.

0:37:510:37:52

-There's still no-one picking up at the school.

-Leave a message.

0:37:520:37:55

I did mate, twice. I'm sorry.

0:37:550:37:56

Find her. Please.

0:37:560:37:58

OK, let's give him some high flow oxygen,

0:37:580:38:01

let's notify the on-call anaesthetist that we might

0:38:010:38:03

have a difficult airway and standby with a surgical airway.

0:38:030:38:06

David!

0:38:080:38:10

I-I was just... I was just wishing him luck. Au revoir.

0:38:120:38:16

Hugo?

0:38:410:38:43

Not running away again, are you?

0:38:430:38:45

Not now.

0:38:450:38:46

Good. Come on, then.

0:38:480:38:51

Look, trouble's here.

0:39:090:39:11

Oh, I knew it would come running eventually.

0:39:110:39:13

I think you did very well.

0:39:310:39:33

I think you're an excellent teacher.

0:39:330:39:35

There's many positives we can take from this.

0:39:350:39:37

Shut up!

0:39:370:39:38

RAP MUSIC PLAYS, ENGINE REVS LOUDLY

0:39:390:39:41

Could you turn that down, please?

0:39:410:39:44

Maybe we could call your mum - get her to meet us?

0:39:460:39:48

No. She hates him. She'll be glad.

0:39:480:39:51

An acrimonious split, then?

0:39:510:39:52

How did he get burnt?

0:39:540:39:56

Because, Lauren, your dad is a hero.

0:39:560:40:00

Eh?

0:40:000:40:01

About bleeding time!

0:40:100:40:11

He is the bravest man I have ever had the pleasure of meeting.

0:40:160:40:22

When he knew how serious it was, do you know what he said?

0:40:220:40:25

He said he only wanted to see you,

0:40:250:40:28

because he knew how nervous you were about the talent show.

0:40:280:40:31

-I don't care about that now.

-No, no, no - quite right, quite right,

0:40:310:40:34

because you take after him, too.

0:40:340:40:37

You should do the act in the hospital, for him...

0:40:390:40:42

No, no, no - it'll be perfect - the happy ending he deserves.

0:40:420:40:46

Ending?

0:40:480:40:49

I want you to be brave, just like him.

0:40:500:40:54

Can you do that for me, Lauren?

0:40:560:40:58

Good - come on.

0:40:590:41:02

I won't be a minute.

0:41:080:41:10

What's this?

0:41:130:41:14

This... This is Lauren.

0:41:140:41:17

No, this is Resus and I don't want relatives in.

0:41:170:41:19

I particularly don't want you in here, David.

0:41:190:41:21

-Nonsense.

-Don't move, Arnie.

0:41:210:41:23

This is the very least this man deserves.

0:41:230:41:26

When a human being puts himself on the line for another,

0:41:260:41:29

that is the ultimate sacrifice.

0:41:290:41:31

You're not very well.

0:41:310:41:32

Maybe-maybe I'm fine?

0:41:320:41:34

Maybe it's everyone else who's sick, turning into zombies...

0:41:340:41:38

-You all right?

-Don't get excited. I see the broken one's back.

0:41:380:41:42

But the fact still remains that this man's last wish...

0:41:420:41:46

Stop!

0:41:460:41:48

..is... All right.

0:41:480:41:49

His possible last wish...

0:41:490:41:51

..is to see his little girl perform at the school talent show.

0:41:530:41:57

What heartless specimen of humanity would deny him that pleasure?

0:41:570:42:02

This one.

0:42:030:42:05

Oh, Judas himself.

0:42:050:42:08

Are you casting yourself as Jesus now?

0:42:080:42:10

Can I do this? Otherwise I'll get too nervous.

0:42:100:42:13

Oh, yes, yes, of course, of course.

0:42:130:42:15

Well, privacy, please, chaps? Privacy.

0:42:150:42:19

Er, no, we're not going to leave a critically ill patient, David.

0:42:190:42:21

I'll get Security.

0:42:230:42:24

Lauren?

0:42:310:42:33

I'm sorry I couldn't do more to help, Arnie.

0:42:390:42:43

Right, now, you just take your time.

0:42:440:42:47

OK.

0:42:470:42:48

HE PLAYS RAP SONG

0:42:490:42:52

Oh, wow, I thought she was going to sing a song or something.

0:42:570:43:02

She's a real Daddy's girl.

0:43:020:43:04

Shall we turn this off?

0:43:190:43:21

David.

0:43:210:43:22

David, turn it off!

0:43:220:43:24

HE TURNS SONG OFF

0:43:240:43:26

Was it rubbish? I was rubbish, wasn't I?

0:43:260:43:29

No, no, no - of course not - you were great.

0:43:290:43:31

I need to give your dad some more treatment.

0:43:310:43:33

You're a very good dancer - I'm sure he's very proud.

0:43:330:43:37

He-he isn't my dad.

0:43:370:43:39

What do you mean? Of course he is. He said.

0:43:410:43:45

Urgh! He wouldn't say that!

0:43:450:43:47

Lauren, if he's not your dad...?

0:43:470:43:48

He's my boyfriend.

0:43:480:43:50

How old are you, Lauren?

0:43:520:43:54

15, next month.

0:43:550:43:57

Let's get her out of here please, Charlie.

0:43:590:44:02

Arnie... I love you... Get better, please.

0:44:020:44:05

OK, his sats are dropping and he's barely moving any air.

0:44:050:44:08

OK, I want to intubate. Can we prepare for an RSI, please?

0:44:080:44:10

Let's get 200 of fentanyl,

0:44:100:44:12

150 of ketamine and 100 of rocuronium, please.

0:44:120:44:16

Who are you?

0:44:160:44:18

David, get out.

0:44:200:44:21

You should have said!

0:44:210:44:23

Get out!

0:44:230:44:24

You are no hero, Arnie!

0:44:240:44:28

You're not a hero, Arnie!

0:44:280:44:30

No, Lauren, it isn't right.

0:44:310:44:35

And I'm afraid we have to talk to social services and the police, OK?

0:44:350:44:41

But... I love him. He's a nice guy, isn't he?

0:44:420:44:47

He helped you.

0:44:470:44:49

He's not a nice guy if he's taking advantage of schoolgirls.

0:44:490:44:52

I know what I'm doing.

0:44:520:44:54

No, you think you know what you're doing but I'm telling you,

0:44:540:44:58

you really don't.

0:44:580:44:59

I thought you were good at this? Show some tact, man.

0:44:590:45:02

What - like you, you mean?

0:45:020:45:04

I'm trying to explain to Lauren that she is the victim in this...

0:45:040:45:07

Back off!

0:45:070:45:08

Excuse me.

0:45:100:45:11

He tries to help but he just ends up annoying people.

0:45:140:45:18

This Arnie, does he give you nice things?

0:45:270:45:31

And takes you out to places that...

0:45:330:45:35

well, you might not be old enough for?

0:45:350:45:39

You know him?

0:45:410:45:43

No, chicken, but I know people like him.

0:45:430:45:46

They smile, they treat you nice,

0:45:460:45:49

and all the time they know exactly what they're doing.

0:45:490:45:52

They're taking liberties with a little girl who has a grown-up body,

0:45:520:45:57

and who only wants someone to show her some love.

0:45:570:46:01

Things haven't changed all that much.

0:46:050:46:08

David, wait for me outside the grounds.

0:46:120:46:15

I've nearly finished my shift, and we can grab for a coffee.

0:46:150:46:18

David, please, wait for me!

0:46:180:46:20

What did it say before the makeover?

0:46:270:46:29

Oh, er... 46.

0:46:310:46:34

I feel bad enjoying myself after such a day.

0:46:380:46:41

You helped.

0:46:410:46:43

I'm not sure a girl can be helped when she's in love.

0:46:430:46:47

She got it.

0:46:470:46:49

Well, let's hope her paedo boyfriend survives and then gets his. Slainte.

0:46:490:46:52

Slainte mhath.

0:46:520:46:54

Oh, come on - I was duped! We all were.

0:47:140:47:18

Heroes can also be villains, I see that now.

0:47:180:47:24

I was naively optimistic. The world is cruel, I remember.

0:47:240:47:29

Nut job!

0:47:290:47:31

Look, I've obviously dampened the party - I'm sorry.

0:47:310:47:34

Although it's not much of a party, is it. Is there anything I can do?

0:47:340:47:38

Well, there's no strippers.

0:47:380:47:40

Excellent idea.

0:47:400:47:42

Duffy - happy birthday!

0:47:420:47:46

David, I thought you were going to take me for a ride in that car?

0:47:460:47:49

How about we do that now, eh?

0:47:490:47:51

-That's an amazing idea. There's something I want to show you.

-OK, let's go.

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Later.

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-Call the mental health team.

-On it.

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RINGING

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'Hi, Charlie - it's Dylan.'

0:48:090:48:11

I need David's home address.

0:48:110:48:13

I'm afraid he's in a much worse state than we thought.

0:48:150:48:18

Adventure time!

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MUSIC: Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen

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