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It's all right. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:33 | |
-You can hardly notice it. -But... | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
Tiff, Morgan, will you get a move on? | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
Janine wants it fixed by tomorrow. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:42 | |
Stop worrying. | 0:00:42 | 0:00:45 | |
Today is going to be a good day. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:46 | |
Free from any nasty little surprises. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:49 | |
Morning. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:51 | |
Nice while it lasted. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
TEXT MESSAGE TONE | 0:01:31 | 0:01:33 | |
And then I realised we've been going out for 10 weeks. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:02 | |
Whit! | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
You've used all the eggs. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:05 | |
10 weeks! | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
This food was supposed to last us for a week. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
-Yeah, it's my longest relationship. -What's the matter, cold feet? -As if. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:13 | |
Ten weeks. Very impressive. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:15 | |
Especially given your track record, eh? No offence. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:18 | |
None taken. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:19 | |
Right, I've got to get a move on anyway. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
Got a house clearance over in Bow. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
Oi, not so fast, Nigella, who's going to clear up all this mess? | 0:02:23 | 0:02:26 | |
All right. Look, um... | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
-I'll see you later then. -Mm-hmm. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:29 | |
Call me. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
See you later. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:32 | |
BIANCA SIGHS | 0:02:32 | 0:02:33 | |
I made you a fry-up. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:39 | |
I ain't hungry. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:41 | |
Dad, you've got to eat something. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
Are you my mother, or what? | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
Look, breakfast is the most important meal of the day. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
You, er... going to open up the Arches today? | 0:02:49 | 0:02:54 | |
-I could help you if you like. -Have you heard from Shirley? | 0:02:54 | 0:02:58 | |
We are not made of money, Whit. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
Yeah, I know. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:08 | |
It was only a few eggs. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:09 | |
That's Tyler's phone. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:14 | |
Oi... Don't think this gets you off the hook with the clearing up. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:18 | |
Go on. I'll do it. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:19 | |
Thanks. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:21 | |
-Maybe we could ask Max for help. -What for? | 0:03:22 | 0:03:25 | |
For money. For the ceiling. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:26 | |
No. He's got enough on his plate with Tanya. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:28 | |
What about Jack? | 0:03:28 | 0:03:29 | |
He's due back from seeing Penny today. Or Derek, he'll help out. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
I don't want any help from the Chuckle Brothers, thanks very much! | 0:03:32 | 0:03:36 | |
You know what they say, pride comes before. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
No, what? Go on, tell me. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:39 | |
CAROL SIGHS | 0:03:41 | 0:03:42 | |
All right? | 0:03:44 | 0:03:45 | |
Hello! | 0:03:45 | 0:03:46 | |
Bonjour, mon frere. Nice trip? | 0:03:46 | 0:03:48 | |
Yep. Absolutely amazing. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
Penny's changed so much. I hardly recognised her. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
Well, that's what you get for hardly seeing 'em. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:55 | |
-Yeah, that's why I'm thinking of going back, you know, in the summer. -Oh, nice. -Hey, what's that? | 0:03:55 | 0:04:00 | |
Nothing. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:01 | |
-I thought you weren't in touch with Joey. -Well, evidently I'm not. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:04 | |
Au revoir. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
SHE LAUGHS | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
Oh! | 0:04:24 | 0:04:25 | |
SHE GIGGLES | 0:04:25 | 0:04:26 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
Oh. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:33 | |
-All right? -What you doing here? | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
Since when did I need an excuse to pop round and see my favourite sister? | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
-What's that? -Oh, nothing. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
-I don't believe this. -What's wrong? -Tiff and Morgan are in bed with a bellyache. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:44 | |
They were all right yesterday. You sure they're not pulling a fast one? | 0:04:44 | 0:04:47 | |
I think I know my own kids. Since when were you Mary Poppins all of a sudden? | 0:04:47 | 0:04:50 | |
-Well, that's me. Practically perfect in every way. -Mum, I can't afford to have another day off. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:54 | |
-You're looking after the kids. -Uh... | 0:04:54 | 0:04:57 | |
-Well, I could always do it, if you wanted. -No, you're all right thanks, Derek. | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
-I thought we built up quite a rapport yesterday. -No, Mum'll do it. -And Mum has a say in it, does she? | 0:05:00 | 0:05:04 | |
-Uh, Mum doesn't mind actually, do you, Mum? -Oh no, course she doesn't. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:08 | |
It's just part of the job description of unpaid skivvy, isn't that right, eh? | 0:05:08 | 0:05:12 | |
Oh, I ain't got time for this. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
You know, you shouldn't let her take advantage of you like that. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
No, someone's got to hold things together round here. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:21 | |
So much for your dreams of sailing off into the Greek sunset, eh? | 0:05:21 | 0:05:25 | |
Yeah, well, sick kids and soggy ceilings have pretty much put paid to that. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:29 | |
Hah. Yeah, probably for the best. | 0:05:29 | 0:05:32 | |
Your place is here anyway, innit, eh? | 0:05:32 | 0:05:33 | |
Soggy ceilings an' all. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:35 | |
THEY CHUCKLE | 0:05:35 | 0:05:36 | |
Actually, you couldn't have a look at that ceiling for us, could you? | 0:05:37 | 0:05:40 | |
Yeah. No problem. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:41 | |
Tell you what, you put the kettle on. I'll just nip up and use the little boys' room. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:47 | |
All right. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
Two sugars? | 0:05:49 | 0:05:50 | |
Yep. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:51 | |
-TIFFANY: -So cute! | 0:05:55 | 0:05:56 | |
Oh... | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
Feeling better, are we? | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:06:08 | 0:06:10 | |
So what's the big deal, then? | 0:06:10 | 0:06:11 | |
I don't know. Ben just said he wanted to meet us here. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
Maybe he wants us to meet his new fella. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:16 | |
Well, what do you reckon then? | 0:06:16 | 0:06:17 | |
I thought we could take it for a spin. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
What for? | 0:06:20 | 0:06:21 | |
-A surprise for Dad. -Yeah, but why do you need all of us? | 0:06:21 | 0:06:25 | |
Well, I thought we could make it, you know, a proper family thing. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:28 | |
Well, the last time you tried to drive this thing, it didn't go too well, did it? | 0:06:28 | 0:06:32 | |
Yeah, well, things are different now. ENGINE SPLUTTERS | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
Yeah, well different. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:38 | |
Yeah well, we can fix it up, Jay, can't we? | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
ENGINE SPLUTTERS | 0:06:41 | 0:06:44 | |
And are you feeding him properly? | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
Yeah. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:47 | |
We took some money out of Mum's jar when she weren't looking. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
Well, that's very resourceful of you. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
Hmm...and what about a name? | 0:06:52 | 0:06:53 | |
Well, we were thinking of Spongebob. In honour of our spider. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:58 | |
Or Wellard The Second. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
Hmmm...both a bit of a mouthful, ain't they, eh? | 0:07:01 | 0:07:04 | |
I know, let's keep it simple. Let's call it... | 0:07:05 | 0:07:08 | |
Joey. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:10 | |
That's a nice idea. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:11 | |
Yeah, all right. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:12 | |
Derek! Tea! | 0:07:12 | 0:07:14 | |
Yeah, coming! | 0:07:14 | 0:07:15 | |
-You won't tell that we're not really sick, will you? -No. Course I won't, sweetheart. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:19 | |
Be our little secret. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:20 | |
And I just happen to have a present for little Joey. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:27 | |
THEY GASP | 0:07:27 | 0:07:28 | |
-BOTH: Thank you! -Aaah! | 0:07:28 | 0:07:30 | |
-HE LAUGHS -Oh! | 0:07:30 | 0:07:31 | |
TEXT MESSAGE TONE | 0:07:37 | 0:07:38 | |
-Good, innit? -Yeah. That's brilliant mate, yeah. -ALFIE LAUGHS | 0:08:39 | 0:08:42 | |
-Listen, I've got to go and crack on with that new stock. -All right. See you later. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
What's that? Another one of your dirty videos? | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
No, no, no, it's er... a video of little Tommy walking. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:50 | |
-Come on, let's have a look. -Yeah. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
Yeah, Kat sent it me this morning. Gutted I can't be there to see it. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
He's growing up so quick. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
-Got to make the most of every moment, haven't ya? -Yeah. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:01 | |
You're right, mate. You've got to make the most of every moment. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
Nice one. Catch you later, Jack. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:05 | |
See you later. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:06 | |
There you go, sexy. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:12 | |
Mmmm...thank you. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:13 | |
Now this is what life is all about. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:16 | |
Being waited on. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
And having breakfast at lunchtime. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:20 | |
Yeah, well, don't get too used to it. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:21 | |
I've got a 5K run first thing tomorrow just to work this lot off. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:24 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:09:24 | 0:09:25 | |
You can join me if you like. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
Uh...yeah, right. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:29 | |
You see, I'm like a supermodel. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:31 | |
I don't get out of bed for less than 10K. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:34 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
-WHISPERS: -Bianca... | 0:09:45 | 0:09:47 | |
Yeah? | 0:09:47 | 0:09:48 | |
This sandwich smells fishy. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:51 | |
Oh, does it? Well it would do, it's prawn. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:53 | |
-It's off. -I don't think so. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:55 | |
I'm telling ya, | 0:09:55 | 0:09:56 | |
it's off! | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
Well what do you want me to do about it? | 0:09:58 | 0:09:59 | |
I want my money back for a start. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
Well, I'm sorry, Cora, I'm not authorised to give refunds. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:04 | |
Oh, I see. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:06 | |
I'll have a word with Ian, shall I? | 0:10:06 | 0:10:08 | |
I tell you what, seeing as you've ate half of it, | 0:10:08 | 0:10:11 | |
why don't I give you... | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
..half your money back. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:17 | |
Oi! | 0:10:18 | 0:10:19 | |
-Everything all right? -Yeah. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:26 | |
Just another day in paradise, you know. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
How was Penny? | 0:10:28 | 0:10:30 | |
Yeah, 14 going on 40. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:31 | |
-BIANCA CHUCKLES -How's your lot doing? | 0:10:31 | 0:10:32 | |
Yeah, Tiff and Morgan are in bed sick. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
Are they? | 0:10:34 | 0:10:35 | |
Well, I'll have to dig out the clown outfit, see if I can liven 'em up. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:38 | |
Well, if you do, do me a favour. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
If Derek's there, take him with you when you leave. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
He's just been hanging about lately. You know, doling out advice. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:46 | |
Lording it over us like he's the head of the family. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
He's really stirring things up with me and me mum. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:51 | |
I mean me and me mum can manage just fine | 0:10:51 | 0:10:54 | |
without Walford's answer to Don Corleone interfering at every turn. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:57 | |
Look, I know Derek can be a bit full-on at times, | 0:10:57 | 0:11:00 | |
but don't be too hard on him at the minute. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
He's got things on his mind. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:04 | |
Well, what things? | 0:11:05 | 0:11:06 | |
But we made plans. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:08 | |
Yeah, I know. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:10 | |
And I'm sorry. But Ben needs me to help him get the stock car running again, and then I've got... | 0:11:10 | 0:11:14 | |
Oh, right, well, obviously that's far more important. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:17 | |
I'd much rather see you. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:21 | |
Well, why don't you, then? | 0:11:21 | 0:11:23 | |
Because... | 0:11:27 | 0:11:28 | |
things are complicated at home right now. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
All right? I should be getting back to help Ben. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:36 | |
But we'll do something tomorrow instead, yeah? | 0:11:36 | 0:11:38 | |
I promise. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:40 | |
Give me a cuddle. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:41 | |
All right? | 0:11:46 | 0:11:47 | |
-You looking for this? -Oh! | 0:12:07 | 0:12:09 | |
You are a lifesaver. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:13 | |
Oh... | 0:12:13 | 0:12:14 | |
Oh, I was thinking, we should do something special tonight. You know, it's our anniversary. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:18 | |
I don't want to be too soppy or nothing, but being with you is pretty special. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:22 | |
-Too busy to reply to my text, then? -What text? | 0:12:26 | 0:12:29 | |
-I texted you this morning. -Oh, sorry. Whit's had my phone all day. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:32 | |
Well, there's no text here from you. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:35 | |
Oh, well, do you know what it is? It's probably, um... | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
Texts take ages to come through sometimes, don't they? | 0:12:38 | 0:12:41 | |
Or someone deleted it. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:42 | |
Oh, behave. Whitney wouldn't do that, would you, babe? | 0:12:42 | 0:12:45 | |
No, of course I wouldn't. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:46 | |
She's lying. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
No, I'm not. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:49 | |
-Are you going to believe her over me? -Why would I lie? -I don't know. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:52 | |
I don't know, maybe because you're a conniving, desperate cow | 0:12:53 | 0:12:56 | |
who wants to get her hands on my man. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:58 | |
Do you know what, Tyler, she probably didn't even send a text. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:01 | |
I guess I'll leave you two to it. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:08 | |
KNOCK AT DOOR | 0:13:28 | 0:13:29 | |
I'm here to read the electricity meter. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:35 | |
Oh, right, right, you'd better come in. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:39 | |
Everything all right? | 0:13:50 | 0:13:51 | |
Yeah? | 0:13:51 | 0:13:52 | |
So we're having a little dose of the crazies today, are we? | 0:13:52 | 0:13:55 | |
No. I just don't understand why you need all those other girls' names in your phone. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:59 | |
I don't need 'em. They're just there. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:01 | |
In case of emergencies? | 0:14:01 | 0:14:03 | |
Oh! | 0:14:03 | 0:14:04 | |
Delete 'em. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:05 | |
-What? -I want you to delete them. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:07 | |
-Delete all the other girls' names on your phone. -What is this, time of the month? | 0:14:07 | 0:14:10 | |
-Do you think you're funny, Tyler? -Oh, yes. I'm hilarious. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:13 | |
-Can you not see me cracking up? -Well, I'm trying to be serious, OK? | 0:14:13 | 0:14:15 | |
-So if you care about me, then you'll do this. -Yeah, and if you care about me, you'll trust me. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:19 | |
Now, where exactly did you get this key from? | 0:14:28 | 0:14:30 | |
I told you, I got it from you lot. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:33 | |
And I told you that that is not a regulation key. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:36 | |
Maybe one of your lot's on the fiddle. How should I know? | 0:14:36 | 0:14:39 | |
Mrs Butcher, | 0:14:39 | 0:14:40 | |
-I'm not sure you realise what a serious matter this is. -Right, she's not done anything wrong. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:45 | |
She's the innocent party here. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:46 | |
As I was saying, this is a very serious matter... | 0:14:46 | 0:14:50 | |
-Do you have any idea what it's like to bring up four kids on your own, yeah? -But... | 0:14:50 | 0:14:54 | |
as this is your first time, | 0:14:54 | 0:14:56 | |
I will let you off with a warning on this occasion. | 0:14:56 | 0:15:00 | |
But I will be changing the meter and giving you a new key. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:04 | |
So you don't get scammed again. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:06 | |
And that just leaves the small matter of the £50 of illegal usage, | 0:15:06 | 0:15:09 | |
which, obviously, must be repaid. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:13 | |
Well, I ain't got £50. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:14 | |
Right, well, um... | 0:15:14 | 0:15:16 | |
I'll add it to your new meter, | 0:15:16 | 0:15:18 | |
and you can pay it off as you top up. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:22 | |
Would £5 a week be manageable? | 0:15:22 | 0:15:25 | |
Yeah. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:27 | |
Yeah, that's perfect. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:28 | |
Right. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:35 | |
Try it now. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:37 | |
ENGINE SPLUTTERS | 0:15:37 | 0:15:40 | |
ENGINE STARTS | 0:15:40 | 0:15:42 | |
HE REVS THE ENGINE | 0:15:44 | 0:15:47 | |
Oh, that was a close call, wasn't it? | 0:15:47 | 0:15:49 | |
What a result. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:50 | |
Thanks for putting him in his place, Mum. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:52 | |
How could you be so stupid? | 0:15:52 | 0:15:53 | |
I mean, what exactly did you do with the money I gave you for the electric? | 0:15:53 | 0:15:57 | |
Frittered it away, I suppose. | 0:15:57 | 0:15:59 | |
For your information, I bought some make-up to try and make us a few quid | 0:15:59 | 0:16:03 | |
until Tiffany decided to give it all away. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:05 | |
Oh, so this is Tiffany's fault now, is it? | 0:16:05 | 0:16:07 | |
No, no, it's not Tiffany's fault. It's Saint Derek's fault, cos he's the one who gave me the dodgy key. | 0:16:07 | 0:16:11 | |
Well...well, Derek can take care of himself. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:13 | |
You know, if you get banged up again, who's going to look after your kids? | 0:16:13 | 0:16:17 | |
As if they're going to put me in prison for 50 quid's worth of electric! I mean... | 0:16:17 | 0:16:22 | |
-B... -No, Whit, not now. -Can I... -No, I ain't got time. -Please? -No. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:25 | |
DOOR SLAMS | 0:16:25 | 0:16:26 | |
Well, that numpty Winston, he ran out of paint. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:30 | |
I had to pop out and get some mese... | 0:16:30 | 0:16:32 | |
-Everything all right? -No, everything is not all right. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:35 | |
-I've had that electric man round here about that dodgy key you gave me. -Good one, Derek. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:39 | |
-That's unfortunate. I hope my name wasn't mentioned. -No, it wasn't. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:42 | |
-But on second thoughts, I should have dropped you in it. -Oi! -What? -You're the one who used the key. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:47 | |
Yeah, and was stupid enough to get caught with it. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
-What are you even doing here? -I'm trying to mend your ceiling. Free of charge. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:53 | |
-And who asked you do to that? -I did. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:55 | |
-Look at the state of it, it's a complete mess. -There's gratitude! -Clear off, Derek! | 0:16:55 | 0:16:59 | |
Trying to worm your way into this house. Buy your way into my kids' lives. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:03 | |
No wonder your own kid don't want nothing to do with you. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:06 | |
-I mean, really, you can't blame him. Who'd want you as a dad, eh? -Oi... -It'd drive you mad. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:10 | |
-You watch your mouth, you. -Derek! -You're lucky your mother's here. I'd put you across my knee. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:14 | |
I don't need your help. And I don't need you to fight my battles for me either! | 0:17:14 | 0:17:17 | |
CAROL SIGHS DOOR SLAMS | 0:17:17 | 0:17:19 | |
-This better be important, Billy. -It is. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:21 | |
CAR ENGINE REVS | 0:17:21 | 0:17:22 | |
What's Jay playing at? | 0:17:22 | 0:17:24 | |
It ain't Jay. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:26 | |
It's Ben. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:27 | |
ENGINE REVS | 0:17:28 | 0:17:31 | |
Tommy Moon, he ain't going to be a banger racer, he'll be a Formula One driver, I tell ya. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:38 | |
You know what, I reckon I could get Morgan into the Olympics in 2026 if I started training him now. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:42 | |
Why is it that women never feel the need to be competitive with their children? | 0:17:42 | 0:17:46 | |
-That's because you lot are too busy stabbing each other in the back. -THEY LAUGH | 0:17:46 | 0:17:49 | |
-Aah...Oh yeah? You know what, you're going to pay for that one. -Oh, yeah? | 0:17:49 | 0:17:52 | |
-Yeah, that's right, big man. And the heels are coming out. And not in a good way. -Ooh! | 0:17:52 | 0:17:56 | |
Here Paul, have a look at this. Look, this is Tommy's first steps. | 0:17:56 | 0:17:59 | |
-That's your boy? -Getting big, ain't he? | 0:17:59 | 0:18:01 | |
-Yeah. Be running this place soon. -Tell me about it. Kat sent me it. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:04 | |
ENGINE REVS | 0:18:04 | 0:18:08 | |
Listen, Derek... | 0:18:12 | 0:18:13 | |
You've been shooting your mouth off to Bianca about my business, haven't ya? | 0:18:13 | 0:18:17 | |
-I was just trying to get her to cut you some slack, that's all. -What, so I'm a charity case now, is that it? | 0:18:17 | 0:18:21 | |
What, so you don't want to see your son, then? | 0:18:21 | 0:18:23 | |
Cos you was very keen to see your imaginary daughter when you had one. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
So go and see him, then. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:28 | |
Go on, I'll come with you if you want. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:31 | |
Cos you don't want to miss out on any more of his life than you already have. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:34 | |
Don't go all sentimental on me, Jack. I'm not like you. All "woe is me." | 0:18:34 | 0:18:38 | |
Boo hoo hoo, I can't see my daughter any more. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:41 | |
Eh? | 0:18:41 | 0:18:42 | |
And a one night stand doth not a father make. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:44 | |
No. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:45 | |
It takes a lot more than that. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:47 | |
Bottle. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:49 | |
Guts. Hard graft. | 0:18:49 | 0:18:51 | |
You know, being prepared to get slapped in the face | 0:18:51 | 0:18:53 | |
over and over again, but caring enough to keep going back for more. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:56 | |
You should write one of them self-help books for single dads. You'd make yourself a fortune. | 0:18:56 | 0:19:00 | |
ENGINE REVS | 0:19:00 | 0:19:02 | |
ENGINE REVS LOUDER | 0:19:06 | 0:19:08 | |
What do you reckon, eh? | 0:19:21 | 0:19:24 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:19:24 | 0:19:25 | |
Didn't know you had it in ya. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:27 | |
-ALFIE: -And he's fallen over! | 0:19:29 | 0:19:31 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:19:31 | 0:19:32 | |
Alfred, get your coat. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:34 | |
Why, have I pulled? | 0:19:34 | 0:19:35 | |
PAUL CHUCKLES | 0:19:35 | 0:19:36 | |
Yeah, and then he just cancelled our plans. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:44 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:19:44 | 0:19:46 | |
Gran, are you all right? You don't look too good. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:49 | |
I don't feel too good, darling. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:51 | |
Must have been that dodgy sandwich I ate at the caff. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:54 | |
-DOORBELL RINGS -Ohh... | 0:19:55 | 0:19:57 | |
Hiya. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:04 | |
I think I'm going to be sick... | 0:20:15 | 0:20:18 | |
-It was only a kiss. -ABI LAUGHS | 0:20:18 | 0:20:21 | |
Here, did I tell you about little Tommy? | 0:20:57 | 0:20:59 | |
-Kat sent me a video on my phone... -23B. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:02 | |
-Hold on, what...what's all this? -Be careful. | 0:21:04 | 0:21:07 | |
What...what is it? | 0:21:07 | 0:21:08 | |
That's on a need-to-know basis. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:10 | |
Yeah, well, Derek, I need to know. Cos if it's drugs I don't want to get involved, yeah? | 0:21:10 | 0:21:13 | |
-I'm quite happy for you to beat the living daylights out of me... -It's a watch. It's my grandfather's watch. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:19 | |
And I want you to take it into that flat and give it to my son. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:22 | |
You've got a son? | 0:21:23 | 0:21:24 | |
-Do you think you can manage that? -Yeah. Course. Not a problem. -Good. | 0:21:26 | 0:21:29 | |
And while you're in there, I want you to convince him to see me. | 0:21:29 | 0:21:33 | |
-Why? -What is this, Twenty Questions? | 0:21:33 | 0:21:35 | |
No, I'm just...just asking... | 0:21:35 | 0:21:38 | |
Well, let's just say I've missed more than his first steps over the years. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:44 | |
Well, go on, then. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:48 | |
Oh... | 0:21:48 | 0:21:50 | |
And Alfie... | 0:21:52 | 0:21:53 | |
None of your soft-soap, eh? | 0:21:53 | 0:21:55 | |
Don't build me up. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:57 | |
Don't put me down, either. | 0:21:57 | 0:21:59 | |
Just tell him... | 0:21:59 | 0:22:00 | |
Just tell him I want to see him. | 0:22:01 | 0:22:03 | |
All right. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:06 | |
That was amazing. Right listen, I've heard there's this demolition derby over Walthamstow... | 0:22:19 | 0:22:24 | |
What were you thinking of? Drawing attention to yourself like that. You ain't even old enough to drive yet. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:29 | |
-What happens if the Old Bill come sniffing round? -But I did it for you. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:32 | |
-Well, you shouldn't have bothered, should ya? -But I thought you was pleased. -Well, you thought wrong. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:36 | |
Now, you should be at school. Keeping your head down. Doing normal things. Being normal. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:41 | |
DOOR SLAMS | 0:22:43 | 0:22:44 | |
ALFIE SIGHS | 0:23:08 | 0:23:09 | |
DEREK SIGHS | 0:23:14 | 0:23:15 | |
Take me home, Alf. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:16 | |
Derek, maybe he just needs a little bit of time... | 0:23:16 | 0:23:19 | |
Take me home! | 0:23:19 | 0:23:20 | |
And Alfie... | 0:23:22 | 0:23:24 | |
Don't mention a word of this to anyone. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:28 | |
And I mean anyone. | 0:23:28 | 0:23:30 | |
OK? | 0:23:30 | 0:23:32 | |
Yeah. OK. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:33 | |
DEREK SIGHS | 0:23:36 | 0:23:37 | |
ENGINE STARTS | 0:23:37 | 0:23:39 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:23:43 | 0:23:44 | |
Mrs. Butcher? | 0:23:48 | 0:23:50 | |
No, she's not here. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:52 | |
And you would be...? | 0:23:52 | 0:23:54 | |
The babysitter. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:55 | |
Right. | 0:23:55 | 0:23:57 | |
-Perhaps I could wait. -No. | 0:23:57 | 0:23:59 | |
She won't be back till late. Can I give her a message? | 0:23:59 | 0:24:01 | |
No. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:02 | |
Just tell her I'll be back tomorrow. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:04 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:24:09 | 0:24:10 | |
-Bianca, what are you doing? -Shhh. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:19 | |
Who was that at the door? | 0:24:19 | 0:24:22 | |
It was just that electric man. He just wanted me to sign something. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:24 | |
-Right. And do you know what, how about telling me the truth now? -Why do you always doubt me? | 0:24:24 | 0:24:29 | |
-Cos maybe you always disappoint me. -Oh, nice. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:31 | |
You ain't got a clue what it's like, have you? | 0:24:31 | 0:24:34 | |
What? Bringing up four kids on your own? Trust me, I think I know. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:37 | |
And whose fault is it that I'm on my own? | 0:24:37 | 0:24:39 | |
-Sorry? -Well, you're the one who talked me into letting Ricky go. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:42 | |
You're the one who sent Ricky packing, not me. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:44 | |
While you were dripping poison in my ear. Trying to convince me it was for the best. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:47 | |
If you want to rewrite history, go ahead. I don't have to listen to this. | 0:24:47 | 0:24:50 | |
-Why did you do that? Why were you so keen for me and Ricky to split up? -Go on, tell me. Enlighten me. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:55 | |
-Because you can't bear to see me happy, that's why. -Ha ha! -You can't. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:58 | |
My dad walked out on you again, and you just can't bear to see me happy. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:01 | |
So you just thought, "You know what I'll do, I'll just pass on my misery. | 0:25:01 | 0:25:04 | |
"I'll just do what I've always done and pass on my misery to my kids." | 0:25:04 | 0:25:08 | |
All I've ever done my whole life is sacrificed my happiness for my kids. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:11 | |
Oh, here you go. Playing the martyr again. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:14 | |
Well, it don't wash with me, Mum. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:15 | |
No. | 0:25:15 | 0:25:17 | |
I mean, what exactly have you sacrificed for us, eh? | 0:25:17 | 0:25:21 | |
-What would you have achieved in life if you hadn't've had us? -You ungrateful little cow. | 0:25:21 | 0:25:25 | |
Do you think you're the only person who wanted to make something of their lives? | 0:25:25 | 0:25:28 | |
At least I still could make something of my life. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:31 | |
I gave up everything for you. | 0:25:31 | 0:25:32 | |
I gave up my youth, my freedom, my ambitions. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:34 | |
But that wasn't enough, was it? No, no. You had to take more. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:38 | |
You had to take the one thing that truly made me happy. | 0:25:38 | 0:25:41 | |
You had to take Dan. | 0:25:41 | 0:25:43 | |
BIANCA LAUGHS | 0:25:43 | 0:25:44 | |
Oh... | 0:25:44 | 0:25:46 | |
There it is! | 0:25:46 | 0:25:47 | |
Hey... | 0:25:47 | 0:25:49 | |
-You said you'd forgiven me for that. -Yeah... -But you haven't. Deep down you haven't. | 0:25:49 | 0:25:53 | |
-He was my one chance of happiness, and you took it from me. -That man was an idiot! | 0:25:53 | 0:25:57 | |
An idiot that couldn't keep it in his trousers. | 0:25:57 | 0:25:59 | |
I done you a favour and opened your eyes. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:01 | |
Oh...oh I am sorry, so I should be thanking you for ruining my life, should I? | 0:26:01 | 0:26:04 | |
-If anyone's ruined their life, it's you. -Yeah, the day I had you! | 0:26:04 | 0:26:07 | |
Right, if that's how you feel... | 0:26:16 | 0:26:18 | |
..get out. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:21 | |
Go on. Get out! | 0:26:21 | 0:26:22 | |
Go on, go upstairs and pack your things and get out, because I don't need you! | 0:26:22 | 0:26:26 | |
-Bianca... -What, are you scared that you're going be on the street on your own, are you? | 0:26:26 | 0:26:30 | |
Just get out! | 0:26:30 | 0:26:31 | |
Right. | 0:26:33 | 0:26:34 | |
I'll be gone by the morning. | 0:26:35 | 0:26:37 | |
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