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You can borrow my lucky shirt if you want. | 0:00:25 | 0:00:27 | |
I want to have fun with her, I don't want to blind her. | 0:00:27 | 0:00:30 | |
All right. Which one would you choose? Definitely that one. | 0:00:30 | 0:00:33 | |
This one? OK. | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
Very funny. Don't blame me when your big date goes belly up. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:38 | |
Well, it's not a big date, it's just we've got the place to ourselves for once. Ooh, way to go, bro! | 0:00:38 | 0:00:44 | |
A4? | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
A4 what? A4 paper. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:48 | |
Oh. Just there. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:50 | |
The vicar says if I do my report on A4, then he can photocopy it, | 0:00:50 | 0:00:55 | |
and spread his sheets. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
What report thing? | 0:00:57 | 0:00:58 | |
It's the parish council committee. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:00 | |
They require a report on my financial progress as to my fund raising. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:05 | |
And a bottle of sweet sherry, please. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
Pen. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:10 | |
Black pen. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:11 | |
Just there. Is this alcohol free? It is, yeah. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:14 | |
Ta. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:17 | |
Do you want a drink? | 0:01:21 | 0:01:24 | |
No, I'm fine. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
OK. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:27 | |
Cos there's juice. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:31 | |
Or fizzy water? | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
I'm good. Good. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:38 | |
I don't know why you're being so cagey, it's not like it's your first date, you're a free man now. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:43 | |
OK, can you just back off and let me do my own thing? | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
Tam, back me up here. Possibly. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:46 | |
He should be more honest with himself. Probably. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
Can we just stop the open debate, please? Preferably. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
I'm not telling you what to do, I'm just saying you're going to a lot of effort | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
just for a "quiet night in". Are you sure that's all it is? | 0:01:54 | 0:01:59 | |
Remember, bro - seize the day, no regrets. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:04 | |
MASOOD SIGHS | 0:02:05 | 0:02:06 | |
Dot, hold on a second. You left your shopping behind. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:15 | |
Oh, mind like a sieve. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:16 | |
Look, I can't do anything now but if you like I can come over tomorrow and help with that report. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:20 | |
Oh, it's fine. It's nothing. I've told you before, if you need help, you have to ask for it. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:24 | |
Tell those church people it's too much. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
Oh, no, it's not. It's just a question of adding up what's come in and what's gone out. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:30 | |
I mean, even I can manage something like that. Thank you, Carol. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:33 | |
We could go back to mine and finish what we started? I'm not sure I'm free... | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
This is guaranteed to impress. If you're a cat on heat. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:41 | |
Whoa, that is nasty, man! Who died? | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
It was just an idea. It doesn't matter. I should go. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:46 | |
Hey, so you two, you're with me and Pops tonight, right? | 0:02:46 | 0:02:48 | |
I can't, I've got to babysit Kamil. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
No, Tam, you're fine. AJ, you're on duty. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:53 | |
Whoa...? | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
You're the only one not coupled up. We, we are all off out... | 0:02:55 | 0:02:58 | |
See, I like your work, Mr Mas. See, bruv, all sorted, man. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:02 | |
OK, so I'll see you later, then. If you want to. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
I'm being stitched up here. No-one said anything about baby-sitting. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:07 | |
Like you said. Seize the day. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
Bye. Bye. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:14 | |
Oh! Wow. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:43 | |
You look... That's... I got these for you. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:48 | |
Thank you. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:49 | |
Something smells good. Yeah, it's lamb. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:52 | |
Lovely. Slow-cooked. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
Best way. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:56 | |
So the kids all upstairs, are they? | 0:03:57 | 0:04:00 | |
No, they're all out. And Whit's under orders. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
Right! So, we are finally alone. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:07 | |
Finally! | 0:04:07 | 0:04:08 | |
Look at us. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:12 | |
Mm, look at us! | 0:04:12 | 0:04:15 | |
We, um, could skip dinner. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:20 | |
We could... | 0:04:20 | 0:04:21 | |
And go for the little naughty surprise I've got planned upstairs... | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
What naughty surprise is that, then? If I told you, it wouldn't be a surprise, would it? | 0:04:24 | 0:04:28 | |
ALARM BEEPS | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
Ooh, got to put the potatoes in. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
Yeah...good. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
Potatoes... | 0:04:35 | 0:04:37 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
It's like he tightens up every time I touch him. | 0:04:57 | 0:05:01 | |
But I thought you two were all sorted? | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
Yeah, so did I! | 0:05:04 | 0:05:05 | |
After the way he kissed me the other night, | 0:05:06 | 0:05:09 | |
I thought we were going to, like... you know. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:12 | |
It's like he's not even bothered. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
I dunno. Maybe he just needs a little bit more time. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:20 | |
It's obvious he really likes you. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
Exactly - "likes" me like a friend, likes me. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:24 | |
What, he said that? | 0:05:24 | 0:05:25 | |
He doesn't need to, the way he is with me says it all. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:31 | |
That's fine. We can just be friends. Really, it's fine. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:37 | |
It's better than nothing, isn't it? | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
Hi, Dot. Hello. Come in, darling. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:51 | |
Ian said Denise was OK to have him but all of a sudden she's busy. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:54 | |
Well, I'm busy too. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
Joey's called in sick. I've got two hen parties in there. I'm behind already. | 0:05:56 | 0:06:00 | |
I need to go over there and sort out some cover. I'll only be a couple of hours. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:04 | |
I didn't know who else to ask, Dot, so do you mind? Please? No, of course not. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:07 | |
You're a diamond. I'd be stuffed without you. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
Now, he's had nothing to eat but he's fine with something simple, baked beans on toast. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:13 | |
Oh, and no butter. Olive oil spread if you've got it. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:16 | |
And here's his juice. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
No sugary drinks or he'll be bouncing off the ceilings all night. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:21 | |
No butter, no sugary drinks. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:22 | |
Now you be a good boy for Dot. Mummy'll see you later. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
Dot, shall I take a spare key, in case I get held up and I'm late? | 0:06:25 | 0:06:28 | |
I can let myself in, save ringing the door bell. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
Oh, thanks again, you're a star. See you later. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
Let's hang your coat up, shall we? | 0:06:36 | 0:06:38 | |
20 quid. Bruvver, it's never going to happen. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
We can't disappoint the ladies, can we? | 0:06:40 | 0:06:43 | |
Tam... You know this is a bad idea. Me and kids, please. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:45 | |
I'm pretty sure Alice wouldn't mind... No, no, no. No way. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:50 | |
This is our night. OK? | 0:06:50 | 0:06:51 | |
OK, well, look, I'm issuing a disclaimer - I am not responsible for anything that happens tonight. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:55 | |
You've just got to feed him and put him to bed. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:58 | |
Feed him? No-one said anything about feeding. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
And make sure you take him to the toilet before you put him to bed. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:03 | |
What? And wash your hands afterwards, bruv, after you've wiped him clean and that. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:07 | |
FATS LAUGHS | 0:07:07 | 0:07:08 | |
Come on, bruv. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:10 | |
TOY BEEPS | 0:07:16 | 0:07:17 | |
TOY BEEPS | 0:07:19 | 0:07:21 | |
Garlic olives? You're taking a bit of a risk, aren't you? | 0:07:23 | 0:07:26 | |
If we're both eating them, then nope. Is that right? | 0:07:26 | 0:07:30 | |
Mm! And now for the Minute Mart's finest alcohol-free. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:37 | |
You don't have to not drink because of me. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:40 | |
I know. I'm sure I can do without alcohol for one night. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:43 | |
Enough. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:45 | |
Mm. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
Ooh! Cheeky little number. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:54 | |
The wine or me? Let's find out. Come here. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:57 | |
You're right about the garlic. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
I didn't want to watch a PG! It's the only film that we could watch. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
What are you doing back? | 0:08:05 | 0:08:06 | |
I'm so sorry, I did tell 'em we had to stay out but he kicked off and then he started sulking | 0:08:06 | 0:08:10 | |
because we couldn't afford popcorn. You promised me. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:13 | |
It's disgusting! | 0:08:13 | 0:08:14 | |
I wasn't going to sit around and watch a poxy 3-D kid film, was I? | 0:08:14 | 0:08:17 | |
You've just got the hump cos Cindy wouldn't go with ya. We had a deal! | 0:08:17 | 0:08:20 | |
Sorry, blame sulky face. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
Oh, hilarious(!) | 0:08:22 | 0:08:23 | |
You're pathetic, do you know that? | 0:08:23 | 0:08:24 | |
CHILDREN ARGUE IN NEXT ROOM | 0:08:24 | 0:08:27 | |
There she is, my gorgeous girl. Come here. Come here. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:37 | |
Hello. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:38 | |
THEY KISS NOISILY | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
So drinks, yeah? Vodka coke, please. Good times. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:44 | |
Hi. Hi. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:47 | |
So you didn't get stuck looking after Kamil, then? | 0:08:47 | 0:08:50 | |
Er, no... | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
Right, we do not leave here until we get them fully sorted. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:56 | |
Sorted? | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
Sorted. | 0:08:58 | 0:08:59 | |
Ohhhh, sorted! | 0:09:01 | 0:09:02 | |
HE GIGGLES | 0:09:02 | 0:09:03 | |
Here y'are. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:04 | |
I hate cheese on toast. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
That's special Welsh cheese, it's what my Auntie Gwen used to give me | 0:09:08 | 0:09:11 | |
when I was a little girl in Wales. | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
Looks yuk. There's little children starving in Africa. So? | 0:09:13 | 0:09:18 | |
So little boys should be grateful for what they're given. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:21 | |
I hate cheese. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
Look, I'm sorry, Dennis, | 0:09:23 | 0:09:24 | |
but I want to see that plate clean before you get down from the table. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:28 | |
Yeah sulking, that's real big of you, Liam, ain't it? Oh, do one. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:37 | |
Are you really this immature? Me? | 0:09:37 | 0:09:39 | |
That is enough! Can you just all sit and watch a DVD or something? | 0:09:39 | 0:09:43 | |
Give me the bleeper. I shotgunned it. Morgan. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:46 | |
Sorry. Doesn't matter. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:49 | |
This was supposed to be our night. I'm fine. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:51 | |
You can go if you want. Why would I want to do that? | 0:09:51 | 0:09:54 | |
Oh, I don't know, maybe the mood has gone. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:57 | |
I'm not going anywhere. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
Nan, Tiff's watching Honey Boo Boo again! | 0:10:01 | 0:10:04 | |
Let me just go and get them sorted. And then it'll be just us, I promise. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:09 | |
So what're we doing again? | 0:10:22 | 0:10:25 | |
So the person who blows the last card off the bottle has to drink. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:28 | |
Cherry Zesta? Yes, baby. Zesta Fiesta! | 0:10:29 | 0:10:33 | |
So, it's a drinking game, but I don't drink...so... | 0:10:33 | 0:10:37 | |
Yeah, but it's not all about the drinking, you know, | 0:10:37 | 0:10:40 | |
it depends what cards fall, like a jack and an ace means something different... | 0:10:40 | 0:10:45 | |
It's all like, forfeits and stuff... | 0:10:45 | 0:10:46 | |
Yeah, right, so whatever card lands face up, then that means different stuff. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:52 | |
Like what? | 0:10:52 | 0:10:53 | |
It means...different things. But tell you what, let's play. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:56 | |
It'll be a laugh. OK. Who goes first? | 0:10:56 | 0:10:59 | |
Well, A for Alice... | 0:10:59 | 0:11:01 | |
Oh, yeah? I'll go then. OK. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:05 | |
They're not moving. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:11 | |
Blow harder, darling. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:13 | |
Yeah, but not too hard, all right, you only want to move a couple. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:15 | |
You've got to get under the... | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
Oh... Oh... | 0:11:21 | 0:11:24 | |
Whoa.... Come on! | 0:11:24 | 0:11:27 | |
King! King! | 0:11:27 | 0:11:28 | |
That means you've got to kiss the person to the left... Right! | 0:11:28 | 0:11:32 | |
Right! To the right! Of course it does. It's just a kiss. No biggie. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:35 | |
What evs. Just a little kiss. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:37 | |
Oooh... So, come on, Pops, baby, your go. Get to blowing. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:48 | |
FATS CACKLES | 0:11:48 | 0:11:49 | |
I'm good at maths. Good. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:55 | |
One five is five. Two fives are ten. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:57 | |
Three fives are 15, four fives are 20, five fives are 25... | 0:11:57 | 0:12:01 | |
Yes, you're very good but I need a bit of quiet. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
Six fives are 30, seven fives are 35, eight fives are 40, | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
nine fives are 45, ten fives are 50... I can do it really fast, too. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:09 | |
Five, ten, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40, 45! | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
Look, you are a very clever boy but the vicar is waiting on my calculations. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:15 | |
Mum says I should practise them. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:20 | |
Mum said you weren't allowed to smoke around me. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:26 | |
One six is six, two sixes are 12. Three sixes are 18... | 0:12:30 | 0:12:35 | |
Fish fingers? Yeah. Well, you're lucky you're getting anything. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:41 | |
What you having? Lamb. You're having lamb? | 0:12:41 | 0:12:43 | |
Listen, go in and watch TV, I'll bring it in, just stay there. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:46 | |
What kind of lamb is it? Oi. Get your beak out of it. Don't you dare make a fuss. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:50 | |
I'm really sorry. Oh, don't be. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:52 | |
We always get frozen food. Why can't we have lamb? Because we can't afford it. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:56 | |
Oh, but you can afford it for him? | 0:12:56 | 0:12:58 | |
Excuse me...? All right. All right. OK... Maybe we could eat together. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:04 | |
No, we can't! If it makes things easier. Yeah, but it's our night! | 0:13:04 | 0:13:07 | |
If - if we all eat together, then you all disappear, | 0:13:07 | 0:13:13 | |
you go to your rooms, you text your friends, you update your thingys | 0:13:13 | 0:13:16 | |
and watch iPlayer - then me and your nan, we get some free time. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:19 | |
There's not enough food for all of us. I can help, we can make it enough. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:23 | |
Do we have a deal? | 0:13:27 | 0:13:28 | |
Ah! And you do the washing up | 0:13:30 | 0:13:32 | |
and you make sure everyone knows the score. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:34 | |
I hold you responsible. Right? | 0:13:34 | 0:13:37 | |
Deal. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:38 | |
Right. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:39 | |
Now, let's have a look at this lamb, shall we? | 0:13:42 | 0:13:44 | |
So, I've been through the fridge, we've got leftover daal... | 0:13:51 | 0:13:55 | |
There's some sort of kebab thingy, it's Fatboy's. | 0:13:57 | 0:14:00 | |
More beer, but oi, that's mine, that's a done deal. What am I doing?! | 0:14:02 | 0:14:06 | |
So, we've got some sort of juice, squash-type thing. How do you take it? Glass? Bottle? Pint? What? | 0:14:06 | 0:14:14 | |
You've got to give me something. This has got to be a two-way thing here. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:19 | |
Yeah. Right, OK. What would Masood do? Funny voice? | 0:14:19 | 0:14:25 | |
Hmm? Hmm? Does Kammy want his din-din now? | 0:14:25 | 0:14:28 | |
No, that's Frank Spencer. OK. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:30 | |
You know what? We can do this. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:37 | |
It's just a boy's night in. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:42 | |
It's just - yeah, I'd like to order a takeaway, please. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:44 | |
That's it, girl! | 0:14:44 | 0:14:47 | |
This is foul. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:48 | |
Well, you shouldn't blow so hard, baby! | 0:14:48 | 0:14:51 | |
All right! It's all about the lips, OK? It's about control. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:55 | |
So, Tam, you ready to blow, bro? | 0:14:56 | 0:14:59 | |
All about control. Control. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:02 | |
It's Mr Tam, stepping up to blow... | 0:15:02 | 0:15:06 | |
You going to be quiet and let me do this? | 0:15:06 | 0:15:08 | |
He's going on like the big bad wolf, as he huffs and he puffs. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:12 | |
And he huffs and he puffs. He huffs and he puffs... | 0:15:12 | 0:15:15 | |
Not by the hairs on his chinny chin chin. There isn't any hair on my... | 0:15:15 | 0:15:19 | |
Come on. Just blow. Really? I didn't know that. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:22 | |
Come on, stop being such a wuss. Get on with it! | 0:15:22 | 0:15:25 | |
Come on, Tam, come on... | 0:15:26 | 0:15:29 | |
Oh... Oh..! | 0:15:29 | 0:15:31 | |
Come on, Tam - whole pack! | 0:15:31 | 0:15:35 | |
Epic fail. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:36 | |
That is a big, big forfeit, right? | 0:15:36 | 0:15:38 | |
That is full-on, full-on hug and snog. Oh! | 0:15:38 | 0:15:43 | |
How are we supposed to know what the rules are when you just keep changing them? | 0:15:43 | 0:15:47 | |
You trying to say we're making this up or something? | 0:15:47 | 0:15:49 | |
Oh, I don't know, Fats. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:50 | |
It's fine, we don't have to. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:52 | |
No, no, no. No, no, no! OK, the rules are the rules. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:58 | |
So let's just get it done, shall we? | 0:15:58 | 0:16:03 | |
OK? | 0:16:03 | 0:16:04 | |
OK, we've got 20 seconds and...go. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:06 | |
19, 18, 17, 16... | 0:16:07 | 0:16:09 | |
Come on man, stop with the time wasting... Red card! Come on! | 0:16:09 | 0:16:12 | |
..15, 14, 13, 12, 11, ten, | 0:16:12 | 0:16:17 | |
nine, eight, seven, six... Tam the man! | 0:16:17 | 0:16:21 | |
Easy, baby! Five, four, three, two, one... | 0:16:21 | 0:16:27 | |
Time! Time...? | 0:16:27 | 0:16:30 | |
Or not. Baby, they're having a real good time. Oh, baby! | 0:16:33 | 0:16:37 | |
Right. OK, clear, clear, that is the deal. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:41 | |
Can I have seconds? | 0:16:41 | 0:16:43 | |
Oh, darling, we haven't got any more. His first curry. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:46 | |
Can we have some thank yous for Mas, please? | 0:16:46 | 0:16:49 | |
Thank you. Thanks for sharing your lamb with us. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:52 | |
Well, I'm glad you liked it. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:54 | |
Lamb is my favourite meat. Is it? Yeah, because it's cute and yummy. | 0:16:54 | 0:17:00 | |
OK, right, we want washing up, drying up and everything put away. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:03 | |
Thanks again, Mas. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:06 | |
The living room is out of bounds for the rest of the evening. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:08 | |
Tell you what, I've got a better idea. | 0:17:08 | 0:17:11 | |
Me and Liam'll go and watch a late night film. Not a PG, though. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:14 | |
Well, make sure you put Tiff and Morgan to bed first, OK? Then do whatever you like. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:17 | |
And I don't want to hear another peep out of any of you. OK? | 0:17:17 | 0:17:21 | |
Pudding. | 0:17:21 | 0:17:23 | |
Shotgun drying. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:25 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:17:25 | 0:17:27 | |
Hello? | 0:17:28 | 0:17:32 | |
No-one there? No. Probably one of those computer things. | 0:17:35 | 0:17:42 | |
Mm. Could tonight have gone any worse? | 0:17:42 | 0:17:46 | |
Oh, don't worry about it. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:47 | |
They're kids. They cause chaos, be more worrying if they didn't. | 0:17:47 | 0:17:51 | |
Hey, you know, maybe we could pick up where we were before they got back. And where was that exactly? | 0:17:51 | 0:17:57 | |
I don't know... Maybe it was here? | 0:17:57 | 0:18:01 | |
Mmm. Yeah, might have been. It could've been here? | 0:18:01 | 0:18:05 | |
Yeah, could've been... Or here? | 0:18:05 | 0:18:08 | |
Yeah. That was it. Thanks. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:16 | |
For what? | 0:18:16 | 0:18:17 | |
For being you. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:18 | |
You stink of smoke. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:30 | |
And you should learn to be polite. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:31 | |
You're really old. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:34 | |
Why don't you go and watch some television? | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
How old are you? | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
I'm as old as my hair and a bit older than my teeth. That's stupid. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:42 | |
Little boys shouldn't be so rude. I'm not a little boy. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:45 | |
Why don't you behave better? Why don't you behave like Jesus? | 0:18:45 | 0:18:50 | |
I don't believe in Jesus... Or God. Oh, that's enough of that. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:53 | |
DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES | 0:18:53 | 0:18:55 | |
Don't touch that. | 0:18:56 | 0:18:57 | |
What do you think you're doing?! Look what you've done! | 0:18:57 | 0:19:00 | |
You naughty, naughty boy! What do you think the vicar's going to say?! | 0:19:00 | 0:19:04 | |
Ready? One, two, three. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:10 | |
Ahhh! | 0:19:12 | 0:19:13 | |
You going to have yours? | 0:19:15 | 0:19:17 | |
It's nothing personal, it's not just you, it's all you...little people. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:27 | |
My ex-wife... Your Auntie Aliyah. She wanted one like you. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:35 | |
She really wanted kids. | 0:19:35 | 0:19:37 | |
Then I got scared... I can't even take care of myself, | 0:19:39 | 0:19:42 | |
let alone be responsible for someone else. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:45 | |
Being a dad... | 0:19:49 | 0:19:50 | |
I'd love it. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:53 | |
I really would. I'd mess it up. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:57 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:19:57 | 0:20:00 | |
You know, that's what scares me about being a dad. Getting it wrong. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:04 | |
This is top secret, between me and you... Yeah? You swear? | 0:20:05 | 0:20:10 | |
Give me your little finger. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:12 | |
Hmm? | 0:20:12 | 0:20:14 | |
OK. You can call me Chacha... | 0:20:14 | 0:20:17 | |
Chacha. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:19 | |
If you let me explain, Sharon... | 0:20:21 | 0:20:22 | |
I asked you to look after him, not abuse him. | 0:20:22 | 0:20:24 | |
Look, he deliberately poured my sherry over my papers. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:27 | |
You've been drinking? Oh, only the one. | 0:20:27 | 0:20:30 | |
Did you pour that sherry on purpose, Denny? No. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:32 | |
I'm afraid he ain't telling the truth, Sharon. | 0:20:32 | 0:20:34 | |
So now my son's a liar? He's been playing me up all evening! | 0:20:34 | 0:20:36 | |
Don't ever shout at him again. You keep away from him. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:40 | |
Come on, baby. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:41 | |
Right brother, big night. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:48 | |
Don't wait up for me, OK? | 0:20:49 | 0:20:51 | |
Babe, more than friends. 100%. | 0:20:51 | 0:20:54 | |
Come on my little Poppidi-poppidi-pops, come on, girl. | 0:20:56 | 0:21:00 | |
Squeeze me, squeeze me! | 0:21:00 | 0:21:02 | |
Look, I should actually go as well, cos um, | 0:21:10 | 0:21:13 | |
I've got to go and rescue AJ. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:16 | |
You don't have to. | 0:21:16 | 0:21:18 | |
We could get our own pack of cards, and carry on the game back at mine. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:23 | |
It's, um, been a fun night, but... | 0:21:27 | 0:21:30 | |
What's your problem? | 0:21:30 | 0:21:32 | |
Alice... | 0:21:35 | 0:21:36 | |
No, seriously. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:37 | |
It's fine to kiss me during the game | 0:21:38 | 0:21:40 | |
and then... | 0:21:40 | 0:21:41 | |
We're just going round and round in circles. | 0:21:44 | 0:21:47 | |
If you don't fancy me, can you just have the courage to tell me? | 0:21:47 | 0:21:50 | |
Your surprise is ready. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:04 | |
Oh, really? You think I'm going to be lured up there? | 0:22:04 | 0:22:06 | |
Not bothered. | 0:22:06 | 0:22:08 | |
Oh really...? Come here. | 0:22:10 | 0:22:12 | |
SHE GIGGLES | 0:22:12 | 0:22:13 | |
KNOCK AT DOOR | 0:22:13 | 0:22:15 | |
Unless someone's lost a limb or the house is on fire, | 0:22:15 | 0:22:17 | |
I do not want to know. What are you doing out of bed? | 0:22:17 | 0:22:20 | |
I can't sleep. Well, just go back up and get snuggled in, it's past your bedtime. | 0:22:20 | 0:22:24 | |
You know I'll come and check on you in a bit. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:26 | |
I want Mas to read to me. Mas is a bit busy, darling. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:30 | |
Please. Oh... Five minutes. | 0:22:30 | 0:22:34 | |
Erm... Leave one of those for me. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:42 | |
Alice... Please. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:49 | |
Of course I like you. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:56 | |
Then why do you close up every time we get a bit closer? | 0:22:56 | 0:22:59 | |
What is it? | 0:22:59 | 0:23:01 | |
You've been married, you're hardly a virgin, are you? No... | 0:23:01 | 0:23:05 | |
Then what is it? Do you just want us to be friends? Is that it? | 0:23:05 | 0:23:09 | |
Yeah, I want us to be friends. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:12 | |
OK, fine, whatever. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:14 | |
I want us to be friends but I want us to be more than friends as well. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:18 | |
Well, you've got a funny way of showing it. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:21 | |
Do you not find me attractive? I think you're beautiful. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:24 | |
Then what is it? | 0:23:24 | 0:23:25 | |
It's me... | 0:23:27 | 0:23:28 | |
It's me. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:31 | |
What if you don't like me like that? | 0:23:33 | 0:23:37 | |
I just want to be with you, it'll be fine. | 0:23:37 | 0:23:39 | |
So you're happy being in bed with some scarred freak. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:42 | |
What? Is that what this is about? | 0:23:42 | 0:23:46 | |
Do you honestly think I'd be worried about something like that? | 0:23:46 | 0:23:48 | |
I worry, though, that's the point. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:51 | |
I look disgusting, it's horrible. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:54 | |
No, no, please, please don't say that. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:57 | |
You're you, and you're so amazing. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:02 | |
I want us to be together. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:06 | |
I'm not judging you. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:10 | |
Just like you're not judging me. Yeah, but you're perfect. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:13 | |
You think so? You haven't seen my feet. | 0:24:13 | 0:24:17 | |
SHE GIGGLES | 0:24:18 | 0:24:20 | |
Tamwar, I want you exactly as you are. Every part of you. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:27 | |
Five, four, three, two, one. Go. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:39 | |
Go! Yeah. Yeah! | 0:24:39 | 0:24:43 | |
Yeah! Cleaning up - done! | 0:24:43 | 0:24:47 | |
Playtime! Come here, you. I've got you, haven't I?! | 0:24:49 | 0:24:54 | |
What else do you want to play with? Just that one? | 0:24:54 | 0:24:57 | |
I want to play with that one. This one? | 0:24:57 | 0:24:59 | |
I want to play with this one! No! | 0:24:59 | 0:25:03 | |
But it's mine! | 0:25:03 | 0:25:06 | |
Innit?! | 0:25:06 | 0:25:07 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:25:07 | 0:25:08 | |
It's OK. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:17 | |
He settled down all right? | 0:26:02 | 0:26:04 | |
Out like a light. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:07 | |
The magic Mas touch saves the day again. | 0:26:07 | 0:26:10 | |
Oh, I've got the magic touch, have I? | 0:26:10 | 0:26:12 | |
THEY SIGH | 0:26:12 | 0:26:14 | |
So. It's not quite how we planned it, is it? | 0:26:16 | 0:26:19 | |
No. Still perfect, though. | 0:26:19 | 0:26:21 | |
It's always perfect when I'm with you. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:23 | |
No, really. I mean it. You and me. We're good together, aren't we? | 0:26:23 | 0:26:29 | |
Yeah. We're not bad. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:31 | |
I was expecting a romantic night but all this, the chaos... | 0:26:32 | 0:26:37 | |
Noise... Doors slamming. | 0:26:37 | 0:26:39 | |
All that. That's all part of it. | 0:26:39 | 0:26:41 | |
Part of...why you're so beautiful. | 0:26:43 | 0:26:46 | |
Why it's so right. | 0:26:49 | 0:26:51 | |
Carol... | 0:26:53 | 0:26:54 | |
I think I... | 0:26:58 | 0:27:00 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:27:00 | 0:27:01 | |
What? | 0:27:01 | 0:27:03 | |
I... | 0:27:05 | 0:27:06 | |
DOORBELL RINGS AGAIN | 0:27:06 | 0:27:08 | |
Oh! I'm so sorry. | 0:27:08 | 0:27:11 | |
This better be important. Yeah. | 0:27:14 | 0:27:16 | |
Carol. | 0:27:25 | 0:27:26 | |
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