12/09/2014 EastEnders

Oh, come on, you lot! We're moving, not going for the day.

Right, that's all the stuff from the flat packed in the van.

Anything for the tip, stick it out by the gate, yeah?

-Don't forget to check the airing cupboard for clothes.

-Morgan, check under your bed, please.

-There's loads of spiders under there.

-Oh, TJ.

-They're just spiders.

Hey, TJ? You going to see Beth later?

Why would I?

Suzi from school said Milton Keynes is full of psychopaths.

No, cycle paths. You know, for bicycles.

Come on, Liam. You've still got loads of stuff to pack.

I can help you if you like.

What's the point? I'm not going anywhere.

Stop sulking and shift it.

But if Whitney doesn't have to go then why do I?

Because, like I said, I'm your mum and I say so, Liam.

Right, come on, let's get this stuff in the van.

This is going to be a long day.

Yeah, and the first day of the rest of our lives.

Oi, you, stop that, and eat your breakfast.

Right. Kids are settled. I'm off.

I'm supposed to be helping Terry move.

Yeah, it's fine. Nan said she'll be on kid duty.

There's a letter here for Nan, from the council.

Maybe they'll realise they've made a mistake and give her a big rent rebate, eh?

At least with the car lot, we've got a few quid coming in.

No, don't be silly, Stace,

you've got to save it to buy you and Lily a flat.

Well, I'll see you later.

We will sort this.

Go on, you get off, it's OK.

Ta-ta, you.

You're a bit quiet, baby girl. You all right?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Right, these barrels ain't going to change themselves.

Please, Nance. Look, it was nothing!

Dean's just a stupid boy who was a bit drunk!

-You cheated on Dad.

-Don't be daft, of course I didn't!

It weren't even a proper kiss, he just sort of stumbled into me.

-Like I said, he was drunk.

-Then why are you hiding it from Dad?

-Be...

-Thank you.

Will you lot stop mucking about and bring out some boxes?!

Oi-oi, here comes the cavalry.

Yeah, well, got to make sure someone gets rid of you.

Who's going to be driving this thing then?

Oh, my mate who lent it to me, he's coming back later to drive it off.

Can you get some more boxes out here, please?!

They're just excited, ain't they?

Yeah, well, it's a big adventure.

Well, it's a big adventure for all of us, ain't it?

-I'm one lucky man.

-You deserve it, Tel.

-Come on then! Boxes!

-HE CLAPS

Right. Isn't Linda coming over?

-Uh, no. Things are a bit off with us at the minute.

-Why?

Oh, it don't matter. It's fine.

Well, listen, you two better kiss and make up soon

because you're going to need as much help as possible.

We've got a lot to sort out, we've got dresses, we've got flowers,

and I don't just mean buttonholes, I was thinking,

like, a cascade of colour. And also, I was thinking about,

maybe we should have a talk about bubble machines?

Hmm? This is going to be the wedding of the year.

-Hear that, Phil? Wedding of the year.

-It's beginning to sound like it.

Sharon, come here. Right.

After you rejected my last suggestions,

I've found this one website with some really gorgeous dresses on it.

-There.

-Ooh, they're lovely.

-I know. No peeking, Phil.

-Right, I'll leave you to it then.

All right, darling.

I'm going to miss you, you gobby cow.

-You know that, don't you?

-It's only Milton Keynes.

Ooh, today the day, is it? Better get out the flags.

Would it be really wrong to want to tip her out of that chair?

No. Look, that money, I will get it to you.

-I know you will.

-I'd better get back on the stall.

You are going to be all right, ain't you, Kat?

An empty stall and you two in here, what a surprise(!)

-Do you know what, Aleks, I have never liked you.

-Mutual.

No, I really, really, have never liked you.

You're arrogant, you're smug, and that hairstyle?

-You're not living in the '80s, mate.

-Haha!

-Pitch fees.

You'll get 'em.

Why don't you just give her a break? She's only just come back.

I know, she's back so quickly there was me thinking

she's still on maternity leave.

But then Kat wouldn't be claiming benefits

while working, now, would she?

-No, leave that.

-Yeah?

-That's all staying.

What, all this?

Yeah, it's going to the tip, it's rubbish. Just leave it.

Uh...

Here, do us a favour, Alf?

Bianca's got a heavy box upstairs full of shoes,

-give us a hand with it, can you?

-Yeah, yeah...

Alfie. I need you.

Sorry, Terry.

Nah, no danger. Here, don't forget, leaving drinks at the Vic.

-Catch you later.

-Don't you let me down.

-No.

Sharon?

Hello, Marcus.

-He's going to grass me up.

-Whoa, what are you talking about? Just slow down.

-We can't afford to lose that money.

-What money?

Aleks has sussed I'm still getting maternity benefit.

I can't get in trouble over this, what if it affects my suspended sentence?

-No, no, that's not going to happen.

-Alfie, you didn't see him!

He was all smug! Sticking the knife in!

What else? What else is going to pile on us?

What did you think, eh?

What did you think, that I wouldn't find out?

I'm sorry! You know me, Phil, it's always just business!

Oh. Business? Business, eh?

-You fleece Sam and then you worm your way in with Sharon?

-It wasn't like that!

What did you do, eh? What did you do?

Spin her some line about protecting herself, making sure she was secure?

No, no! You've got to believe me, this wasn't down to me!

Please, Phil, I never wormed my way in with her.

Don't even try, all right? Me and her, we had everything sorted.

-When Sharon came to me....

-Now, you, you are a lying con man.

I ain't going to believe a word you say.

You think I had to play Sharon?

Your fiancee, she came to me. And do you know why?

No, Marcus. I don't, I don't know why!

-You tell me why!

-Because she hates you.

-You won't even listen to him, B!

-He's my son, not yours!

Pack it in, the pair of you, the kids are only upstairs.

-So you're going to take him away from everything?

-Come on, B, he's 16 in a few months.

-Exactly. Tell her, Mum, tell her you agree with me.

-Are you all ganging up on me now?

No, it's not like that!

-But maybe you should hear why Liam wants to stay.

-Yeah, that'll be a first.

-Aren't you supposed to be packing?

-Have you thought about his GCSEs?

Yes. I've phoned the new school. They're fine about it.

Changing syllabus halfway through is going to affect how well he does.

-You know these exams are really important.

-You'll catch up. He'll be fine. Won't you, Liam?

-You're not even prepared to talk to him about it.

-It's none of your business, Sonia!

Oh, no, cos it's all about you, ain't it, eh? All the time!

Oh, that's rich coming from Miss Do What I Want And Stuff Everyone Else!

Oh, for heaven's sake, will you just shut up! You're worse than Tiff and Morgan!

-Here we go, eh? Turn everything around. Make sure you're all right.

-Why are you two kicking off?

-Everyone stepping around you, as usual.

-You got any room in that van for me, Terry?

Me?! You're the spoilt one, always got everything you've always ever wanted!

-Enough!

-She started it, always sticking her oar in.

-Oh, and you're never wrong, are ya?

Right. In the kitchen, now, both of you.

-Well, at least I keep my family together, Sonia!

-Leave off!

-Why are you always here, never at your own house?

-Right, you're coming with me.

-To do what?

-What do you think?

-DOOR SLAMS

-I've had enough of this! You sit there...

Linda. Linda, I'm sorry, look, I really want you at the wedding.

I need your help.

-I told you in confidence!

-What?

Don't bother pretending.

I'm talking about you blurting it out to Nancy about...

about what Dean did.

-Has she said anything to Mick?

-No.

But if she does and it all kicks off

it'll be because of you and your big mouth, so just go.

-Oh, Linda, please, I was drunk...

-Go!

Nancy?

Nancy!

Sharon.

-Look, I need to catch up with Nancy.

-Your phone.

-Oh, great, I was looking for that.

-Good job I found it for you then, weren't it?

-I really need a word with her.

-Yeah, and I need a word with you.

Well, I'll come and find you in a bit, yeah?

-We'll meet later in the Vic, yeah.

-What's it about?

If I tell you now there'll be no point meeting up, will there?

OK, see you.

-She sent you to keep me quiet then?

-No.

I'm hardly in your mum's good books at the moment, am I?

Then just leave me alone,

I'm really not interested in anything either of you have to say.

Nancy, look, I know you're angry and upset but...

Well, look, just think about it,

would your mum really do something like this?

Come on, Dean's a player,

he's the one you should be gunning for, not your mum.

-You can hold her if you like.

-Nah.

-She won't break.

-Nah, you're all right.

Maybe you should go back and help your dad with the packing.

I hope it all goes OK and it all works out for you.

-BABY CRIES

-See you.

See you.

-You're going to be all right, you know.

-On my own?

You know, that's not going to happen.

I'm a single teenage mum,

I'm not exactly high up on the list for anyone, am I?

For a bloke worth having, you would be.

What if I can't cope?

You've already showed to everyone that you're more than capable,

you chose to keep her.

That takes guts.

You're one of the strongest women I know and trust me,

I'm surrounded by 'em.

-I wish you didn't have to go.

-Yeah. Me too.

But maybe I've just got to be more like you and grow up a bit.

Hey, Aleks, the man who keeps the riffraff under control, eh?

No, you won't make me change my mind.

OK, listen, that was just a misunderstanding, you know.

An overlap with the maternity leave, that's all.

She's working and claiming benefits.

Well, she's going to phone today, she's going to cancel it.

-You want me to believe that?

-Yeah. Because it's the truth.

What is it with you people?

-You think I'm going to ignore something like this?

-Aleks, listen, we need the money.

The money we're making from the stall doesn't even cover it.

I mean, come on, what's it to you anyway, eh?

It's stealing. That's what it's called.

No, I need that money to buy food and clothes.

No, no, you want to buy drinks in the Vic and takeaways and all that.

What're you talking...? OK, I tell you what we'll do,

why don't we just come up with a bit of a deal here? Yeah?

You want to pay me off?

Well, you know,

you keep it shtoom about the maternity

and I'll bung you a few extra quid a month. Yeah?

What is it you always say about,

"these Eastern European immigrants coming here, claiming benefits,

"scrounging off the taxpayer"?

Now here I am, working hard.

Paying my taxes, like 99% of us so-called immigrants.

And now look at you, Mr Londoner, you steal, you lie, you cheat.

I'm doing what I can.

And right now I can't even afford to put food on the family's table.

-Then go find work.

-Yeah? Aleks, I am trying.

If you do this, I'm going to lose everything.

That's not my problem.

-Aleks, I'm begging you.

-I know what.

If you want more money, do what you always do, scam and cheat.

Cos that's what you are, Alfie the cheat.

Now if you don't mind, I need to work. OK?

How old are you both?

Well, I wasn't the one kicking off.

Change the record.

Look, it's a tough day, for all of us.

And the last thing either of you two want is to ruin it with a row.

You've done this ever since you were kids,

tear chunks out of each other over the most stupidest of things.

So why don't you just stop being stubborn

and just admit you're going to miss each other?

It's not the end of anything, it's just changing.

We're still the same family. Our family.

My girls.

I am going to really miss you.

I'm still going to be around, Sonia.

You're not getting rid of me completely.

It's just, all that's happened, you know, it's...

It's been absolutely awful...

but it's brought us closer together.

Oh, I knew I had to be useful for something.

I just don't want to lose that, that's all.

I don't neither.

Then, why go?

-Why leave us?

-Hey.

She's not leaving. She'll always be there for you.

Listen. I will always be your annoying big sister.

But I've got to do this, Sonia,

I've got to move on with the rest of my life.

We all have.

Another OJ?

I'll have a...

I'll have a Scotch. Large one.

A real mate wouldn't let you down that.

I hate Scotch.

I can't lose that maternity money.

I'm going to have to give up the stall.

What? No, you can't do that.

But that maternity money is guaranteed, I can't turn it away.

Kat, we need the stall money as well.

Yeah, but thanks to Aleks we can't have both.

Alfie, I've got to give up the stall,

and I haven't even got Bianca to cover for me.

We're going to lose everything.

Alfie?

Alfie?

Yes, Nancy, what can I do for you?

I want you to stay away from my mum.

Is that right?

Mm-hm. Look, I don't know who you are coming round here

trying to wreck people's lives, but you want to back off. OK?

Like, when you first got here and it was all kicking off between

you and your mum, I was all, like, poor guy...

like, what a lot to deal with...

I've now just clocked that you're obviously

just trying to mess your mum's life up.

And that is not going to work with my family.

I swear down, if you so much as try

I will feel absolutely no way about smashing your smarmy little face in.

OK?

So, what's to stop Marcus going straight to Sharon?

He won't.

Maybe it's best if he does. Who cares if she knows?

It's sorted.

You're just going to let her get away with it?

Oh, look, the future Mrs Mitchell.

Good luck with that one.

Hi. Sorry, I got sidetracked looking at canape options.

I only just got here myself.

So, what've you got to tell me? What you got planned?

I just wanted us to have a little chat and a drink.

I ain't been giving you enough time lately, have I?

Well, you've had a lot on your plate with Jay, haven't you?

I just wanted you to know, this wedding...

Well, it's important, ain't it?

And I don't want you to hold back on anything.

I want you to have everything you want.

I want this to be the biggest and the best day ever.

Thank you, babe.

What with Aleks gunning for me

I've got Pam to cover on the stall for the afternoon.

Stacey said she'd meet us over there.

Nan's out with the kids, so we can pop in for a couple, can't we?

We've got to see 'em off, ain't we?

Alfie?

Yeah, that's good. Let's go for a couple.

There you go, sweetheart.

Here, get this lot a drink for me, please, Mick.

That include me, does it?

No. They don't sell rat poison.

He really doesn't know what he's letting himself in for, does he?

I think you'll find he does.

Happy days.

-Maybe it's for the best.

-Best for who?

Are you serious?

You know, I meant exactly what I said.

Just hold up. OK? I'm here to apologise.

I'm an idiot.

I was drunk, but it's all my fault.

None of this was to do with your mum, it was all down to me.

I don't want to mess things up for you guys.

I just wanted you both to know that I'm sorry.

I'm really sorry, Nancy.

OK.

Oi, yous two. Come on, all hands to the pumps.

What's the matter with ya?

I'm not going to say anything to Dad.

Thanks, darling, thank you.

-Hey.

-Moon! See, told you you still love me.

Well, actually I wanted to make sure you go.

I'll be two secs.

Can we have three halves of lager, please, Mick?

Listen, stick it on the tab, I've left my wallet at home, ain't I?

-I'll get these.

-No, no, no, it's all right.

-You buy me a pint when you've sold your haddock. All right?

-Thanks.

-Kat. Come here.

-I can't believe you're really going.

-Oh, shut up. I'll be back loads.

-Yeah.

Bianca.

Hey, come and sit down.

Look, it's OK to leave some doors open,

but that's going to be your home now, with Terry and your new family.

I'm a little bit scared, to be honest.

Of course you are.

But this is your chance to get it right.

What if I need you though?

You won't. You and Terry, you're going to make this work.

But what if you need me?

No. No, I'm not your safety net. No, you can do this.

Come on, you're a grown-up. You've got to start acting like one.

Oi! You've got to see this!

You've got to stop making this all about you

and think about what's right for your kids.

Especially that grown-up boy of yours.

Right. Oh!

SHE CHUCKLES

You sure you're not going to need me?

You're getting a bit doddery in your old age.

Cheeky mare.

# Take that money Watch it burn

# Sink in the river The lessons I learned

# Take that money Watch it burn

# Sink in the river The lessons I learned

# Take that money Watch it burn

# Sink in the river The lessons I learned

# Take that money Watch it burn

# Sink in the river The lessons I learned

# Everything that kills me

# Makes me feel alive

# Lately I been, I been losing sleep

# Dreaming about the things that we could be... #

Linda, I'm so sorry.

It's sorted now, no more to be said.

-No more rows?

-Never.

Good. Cos you've got a hen night to arrange.

Me?

That's what best mates do, ain't it?

You're an even bigger mug than I thought you were.

"Everything you want, best day ever."

Trust me, with what I've got planned,

when she gets to that altar, it'll be a day she never forgets.

She ain't ever going to be Mrs Mitchell.

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

Brilliant. Brilliant.

Right, come on, my lot, let's ping. Let's get those wagons rolling.

-You clever girl.

-Come on, give us a big hug.

-Bye, darling, safe journey.

-Take care, Bianca.

-Look after my best mate, yeah?

-Yeah, will do.

-Going to miss you.

-I'll miss you more.

Right. See ya!

-Bye.

-All the best, mate.

-Thanks, Al.

Here, look, take this for today.

No, no, no, put it away. You're my mate.

No, no, no, I saw you looking through the bits...

Listen, you've got a big family to look after.

-I'm just going through a rough patch, that's all.

-Yeah.

-You know you'll get through it, don't you?

-Yeah.

There's always a way, Alfie.

Come on, give me a man hug. Take care, buddy.

Look after yourself, yeah? Give me a call.

Take care.

-I'll miss you.

-You too, buddy.

-See you later,

-Tel. See you, Mick.

Right, come on, you lot, go and have a wee, we're going now.

Thought I'd missed you.

Nah, probably another half an hour of goodbyes to go yet.

I just wanted to say thank you, for earlier.

Yeah, well, I meant it. Yeah, you're going to be all right.

And you can text me any time.

Liam!

What you doing?

Right.

Come on, grab what's yours and I'll sort the rest out later.

-What?

-Come on.

Grab your stuff, we've got to get going.

Look, if you stay, then the others,

they'll get their own room, won't they?

Listen, you just, um...

You change your mind, you just...

You just come, yeah?

You don't need to phone me or nothing, just come.

Kat, I'm going to head home, you can stay here for a bit.

-I'll come with you.

-No.

No, Mo's still out with the kids.

I just want a bit of time on my own. All right?

It's OK. I'll be fine.

What am I going to do without you?

You're going to have a brilliant adventure.

And you've got to show me round when I come over, OK?

-I love you, little sis.

-I love you more.

-Right, come on, let's go!

-Come on then.

What're you doing?

Where're you going?

-I ain't leaving without this!

-I can't blame you for that!

Come on!

DOOR CLOSES

ENGINE STARTS

-Have fun.

-Bye, everybody!

Bye, Walford!

ALL: Bye!

Right, this is the game - pubs,

let's see how many we can spot between here and our new house.

Found one. The Queen Vic.