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-Are you looking forward to moving back in with your daddy?

-Yes!

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Our room's bigger here. And we've got a better TV.

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Well, listen, you can come back here any time you like.

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There she is, the birthday girl!

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That was yesterday. Today's another day.

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It's a shame you didn't get to celebrate your birthday properly.

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-Well, I had my cake and my chicken, didn't I?

-Mm-hm.

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Right. That's everything packed.

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And I'll pop back later for the rest of the stuff.

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Er...what time?

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-I don't know. Why?

-Oh, no.

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PHONE RINGS No reason.

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-What's that? Good news?

-Actually, erm...

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Ron, I'll pop back at lunchtime to go through the final bills.

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-Oh, no, there's no need.

-Oh, you know what I'm like.

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Have to do things properly, don't I?

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Right, come on, kids. Let's go. Let's leave Auntie Ronnie in peace.

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Oh, it's going to feel so strange with just me and Phil here.

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-I doubt it will stay quiet for long.

-Probably not.

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Like all fairy tales they have to have a happy ending.

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Isn't that right, Janet? Hey?

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-You are the princess.

-Aw, thank you.

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Who knows, Prince Charming could be right around the corner.

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-See you.

-See you.

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-You shut your mouth or...

-Shh...!

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TOGETHER: Congratulations!

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Whey!

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Look!

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Oh, Linda. Thank you. You didn't have to do that.

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-Party poppers, eh?

-Only the best, boy.

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Now, sit yourself down, the future Mrs Lee Carter. Go on, girl.

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-Thank you.

-I picked up a couple of bridal magazines from the shop.

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Aren't you getting a bit ahead of yourself?

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These things take months of planning. Ain't that right, Whit?

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-That's right. I spoke to Bianca.

-Oh. What did she have to say?

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I couldn't really make it out. She was screaming her head off.

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-Oh, good screaming I hope.

-Yeah, yeah.

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She said she'd be happy to help with any of the planning, so...

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Oh, we don't want to worry her with all that.

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I mean, she's got enough on her plate with them kids of hers.

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Oh, just in time to talk weddings!

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-What? Are we seriously doing all this, yeah?

-Oh, Nance, come on...

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-No. This whole engagement's a joke.

-I'm going to work.

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Wait, Lee...

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There you go again! Can't you just be happy for your brother? And that's not for you!

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Hiya.

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Did JJ get off OK for his school visit?

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Yeah. Couldn't get shot of me quick enough.

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-Got to go get him at lunchtime.

-Yeah...

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You OK? You seem a little flustered.

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Er, no. Nah. It's Honey.

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Late again.

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Oh, by the way, I kept yesterday's Gazette for you.

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In case there's a few jobs you might be interested in. I've circled them.

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Yeah. I'm sure they'll be screaming for people with no qualifications.

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I'll have this, please. And a packet of paracetamols.

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-My head's banging.

-There you are.

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Oh, actually...

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Albert?

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I don't think so.

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Why not?

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I think Vincent's helped him out enough, don't you?

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Oh, and I haven't bailed you out enough times?

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That'll be £2.80, please.

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-Well, I suppose I can have a word.

-Nah, nah, nah. Forget it.

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-He's too good for a bar job anyway.

-All right, well suit yourself, then!

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-No, not everyone's as small-minded as my sister.

-Urgh...!

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Don't worry.

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Something I'd better get used to around here.

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Shouldn't you be at work?

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I, erm...took the day off.

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I wanted to call the clinic first thing.

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What did they say?

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That they can fit me in this morning.

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-Do you want me to come with you?

-No!

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Er, it's all right I'd, er, rather go on my own.

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I'm so sorry, Abi.

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It's fine.

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I can't believe I've done this to you.

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Yeah, well, we all make mistakes, so...

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What if I've harmed the baby? I'll never forgive myself.

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Well, er, I've got to get my bus.

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Abi, I don't blame you for hating me.

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I don't hate you.

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Look, I promise this is never going to happen again. All right?

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Yeah, I believe you.

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Well, come here, then.

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I don't know what I did to deserve you.

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Ah...!

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Here is a list of things I need you to get this afternoon.

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What for?

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We're going to do Honey a surprise birthday party.

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We done that yesterday.

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-Did he tell you what he got Honey for her 40th?

-No?

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-A bucket of chicken.

-And a necklace!

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And it wasn't just a bucket of chicken. There was coleslaw and everything.

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-Oh, you are a romantic, ain't you?

-Hark at him!

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First sniff of a bit of a skirt and suddenly he's an expert.

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Who come up with all this?

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I did. With a bit of help from Janet.

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-And I'm supposed to get all this in time?

-Well, Jay can help you.

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-Oh, no. I'm due at the Arches.

-Not any more, you're not.

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-Go on. Clock's ticking. I'll see you later.

-See you later.

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She's had me sandwich...!

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I'll have some bananas, and all, love.

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-Is that one all right?

-Yeah, it's fine.

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Abi!

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Abi, sweetheart. You all right?

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Er...yeah. Sorry. My head's been somewhere else this morning.

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Did you tell him the truth?

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I knew you'd see sense.

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He's got chlamydia.

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And there's a chance I've got it, too.

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Someone really has got it in for you two, haven't they?

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And now, on top of all this, I've got to lie to the doctor at the clinic.

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You don't know. This could work to your advantage.

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How?

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I take it he's full of remorse?

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Well, yeah. He feels terrible.

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-Then I'd say he's got some making up to do, wouldn't you?

-Yeah...

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Yeah.

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VACUUM WHIRS

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PHONE RINGS

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Can you keep the noise down? Pearl is asleep upstairs.

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Hah! Nothing to do with the two empty wine bottles

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I put in the recycling this morning, then?

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And how's my two favourite ladies this morning?

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I could do without her shouting and carrying on in my face all day!

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It seems your wife thinks that I'm the hired help.

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Well, allow me to introduce Leo. He actually works with Linford.

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Sorry, mate. Could you come back another day?

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-We're having a bit of a domestic here.

-I just need to measure up downstairs.

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What for?

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A self-contained flat.

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I thought Mum could do with the space.

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Anything you need, Leo, you just shout, yeah?

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Just underneath the stairs, bro.

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-So you're trying to get rid of me now?

-No, no, no. I...

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I thought you just wanted your independence back, that's all.

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Well, you can forget it.

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If she wants a flat, she can move down there herself.

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I heard that!

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You have to talk to her, Mick.

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She's just letting off steam, that's all.

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Me and Sylvie were the same as kids. At each other's throats, we were.

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She had a spiteful streak, all right.

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You know, she cut the hair off one of my dolls once?

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Scalped it, she did.

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All those beautiful ringlets just...tossed on the floor.

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What a lovely story. Thank you(!)

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-Have you apologised to your brother?

-No.

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I don't intend to, either.

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Why are you trying to spoil this for him?

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I'm not! I just don't want him make a mug of himself.

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Well, he's a big boy now. I'm sure he can make his own way in the world.

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So is it one rule for him and a different rule for me?

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-You went ape when I said I was getting engaged to Wayne.

-That's because he weren't right for you!

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Lee needs someone like Whit to keep him on the straight and narrow.

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-No, you just clearly care a bit more about him.

-Oh, honestly...!

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-Am I bringing up a toddler here?

-Can you not patronise me?

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You were exactly the same with your Mr Frosty.

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Clawing at each other until your dad had to confiscate it.

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This ain't about some toy, Mum.

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Well, you just tell us what it's about, then, please?

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I am just sick of him taking everything from me the whole time.

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Oh, you're not going on about that job again?

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What? Are you mad?

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He knew I was going for that interview,

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and he went behind my back and stole it.

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How can no-one see how unfair that is?

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Like, why is he more deserving of that job than I am?

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He's not. He's had a tough year, OK?

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He's been depressed. He's ill.

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I've been ill my whole life!

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Yeah, but you've always been the confident one.

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You know, Lee and Johnny were more delicate.

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-No. You just babied them and that's exactly what you're doing now.

-No, I didn't!

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Look, we're off, all right?

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Here's my big, handsome boy!

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His first day at his new job.

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It's only an induction day. I start my first shift tonight.

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Yeah, well, you make sure them mugs know how to run a boozer properly, all right?

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-Yeah, don't mess it up this time.

-What?

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-Make sure he gets off all right, won't you?

-Yeah.

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-Later.

-Bye, darling. Love you.

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Right. This petty little squabble ends now. Do you hear me?

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I always thought we'd be like the Von Trapps, you know?

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Give it a couple of weeks and, er...

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we'll all be singing The Lonely Goatherd.

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I promise you.

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What you doing?

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Here we go...

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One, two, three.

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Every spare bit of change that I get from now on,

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I'm going to pop in there.

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Give it a couple of months and I reckon I'll have enough for a ring.

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Nancy was talking about us upstairs.

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Oh, just ignore her.

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Well, it ain't just Nancy. It's Babe and all.

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What's she got to do with anything?

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She's had it in for me since I...

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..I caught her scheming about something with Abi.

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-About what?

-I don't know.

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-But I'm going to find out.

-No, no, no. Just forget about all that, eh?

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This should just be about me and you and nobody else.

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Let's look forward to the future, yeah?

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I've started taking my pills.

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I've booked a session with the counsellor. And now...

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And now I've got something to fight for, ain't I? Hey?

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-Love you.

-Love you.

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-Shirley, would you say you were a red or a white person?

-Mm...

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I don't really care, as long as it's wet and alcoholic.

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Oh, any chance of a bit of change?

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-I'm thinking more red. Bit more romantic.

-Yeah, sure.

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-Honey, just...

-"HMP."

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Her Majesty's Prison?

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What're you doing rummaging under there for?

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Denise...

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-Take an early lunch break, will you?

-I'm not due to finish...

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Honey, just go.

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Sorry.

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You've got some explaining to do.

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-You're going to see him again, aren't you?

-Who?

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Her ex.

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It's not for me.

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If it's not for you, then who's it for?

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Jordan?

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There you are...

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-Ta.

-Cheers.

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-Nancy OK?

-Oh, she'll come round. You know what she's like.

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Yeah. It's just, you know, yesterday must have come as a bit of a shock.

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I do love him, though, you know?

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Where's all this come from?

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I don't know. I just...feel things might be awkward.

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Now, you listen to me, all right?

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Me and Mick, we couldn't be happier to have you as a daughter-in-law.

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Now, I don't want to hear any more of this nonsense.

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Now, I'm thinking a Grecian dress.

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Really show off that beautiful face of yours.

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Oh, I was thinking something more modern.

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Oh, we've got a lot to teach you, haven't we?

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Let's just call it the Linda Carter finishing school for young brides.

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THEY LAUGH

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Er, where are you off to?

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Out.

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Lucas wants to see his son.

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Well, he lost the right to do that years ago.

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Yeah, but that...

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He's not the man that he was, Shirley.

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Oh, here we go...

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Didn't take long to get under your skin, did it?

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Will you give me some credit, please, Shirley. It's not like that.

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-Have you forgotten what he did?

-Of course not.

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What do you actually take me for?

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He tried to kill you.

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Oh, and you think that I need reminding of that?

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There isn't a day that goes by that I don't think about what he did.

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Then why didn't you put them in the bin straight away?

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Because this is going to keep happening until he gets what he wants.

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Does Jordan know about this?

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-Not yet.

-Right. Maybe it's best he doesn't.

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And what if he finds out that I kept it from him?

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Oh, I don't know...

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I just... I want Lucas out of our lives for good.

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Then you know what you've got to do, don't you?

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Honey!

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-Ronnie.

-What are you doing back here?

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Er, I was just about to ask you the same question.

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Well, I... I live here.

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Yeah. Why have you got a big red heart on your dress?

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Oh, I've just been playing with Matthew.

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What's with the flowers and the wine?

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Er...this?

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I just fancied a bit of a lunchtime tipple, that's all.

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-And er...these are for you.

-Thank you, thank you.

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Listen, you've got to come back later.

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Yeah, Ron, I've made plans.

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-Yeah, but so have I.

-I know.

-Honey...!

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EVERYONE WHOOPS AND LAUGHS

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It was supposed to be a surprise.

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We thought, because you were born on a leap year,

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you should celebrate your birthday like a ten-year-old.

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-Happy birthday, Hon.

-Aw, thank you.

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Come and get a jam tart. Look!

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Did you do all this?

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-Yeah, with a little help from Billy.

-Do you like it, Hon?

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I love it. I love it...

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Hey, hey, hey! What do you think you're doing?

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I've just got to send a quick text, that's all.

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No, come on, Hon. You're on it all the time.

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-Look, Billy, please...

-No. No.

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Look, you can have it back at the end of your party, can't you?

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-Is everything all right?

-I think I've done something really stupid.

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Now, come on.

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We can't have a Mad Hatter's tea party without Alice, can we?

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Yay!

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Looks brilliant!

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Let's face it...

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You and Kim are not going to be the best of friends.

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That's an understatement.

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Which is why...

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..I had these drawn up.

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En suite.

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Walk-in wardrobe.

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-Really?

-I knew I'd get your attention.

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OK, your own little crib downstairs.

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And I can come up whenever I feel like it?

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You can have your own lift fitted, if you like.

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What, and have madam popping in whenever she feels like it?

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I don't think so.

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Do we have a deal?

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I'll think about it.

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You're tough, you know that, right?

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SHE CHUCKLES

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Tough.

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PHONE RINGS

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PHONE CONTINUES TO RING

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Don't ever call me again.

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Understood?

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Mind if I join you?

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I'll take that as a yes, then?

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No, I'm sorry.

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I'm just not very good company at the minute.

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Come on...

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Talk to me.

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I just had another blow-up with Mum and Dad.

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What about?

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Loads of stuff.

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Lee has proposed to Whitney.

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So?

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So she...

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She's not right for him.

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Well, what's that got to do with you?

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He's big enough and ugly enough to make his own decisions, no?

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Yeah. It's not just that. I just...

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I feel like everyone is doing something with their life.

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Right. And you're there pulling pints, going nowhere, yeah?

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Yeah. Cheers!

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There's a lot more people worse off than you, you know?

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No, I do know that.

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You've got mates. Me.

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You've got a mum and dad that actually like each other.

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-Do you know how rare that is, Nance?

-No, I know.

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I know, when I have kids,

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I want them to grow up in a family like yours.

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I didn't know you wanted kids.

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Don't look so surprised.

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No....

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Look, I know Lee is a muppet, but he's your brother.

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You know, so what if you don't like Whit?

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That's not going to affect your relationship with him, is it?

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No, I guess not.

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So stop being a mopy teenager and go and get me some chips.

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Let me get that.

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Thanks.

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Listen, about earlier...

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Oh, don't worry about it. Denise is right.

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-Bar work ain't really my thing.

-Well, you any good with a drill?

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It's just that I've decided to convert my basement into a granny flat.

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Nah, DIY ain't really my thing, either.

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Hm. It sounds like an excuse to me.

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I just can't win with you, can I?

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Denise works hard for her money.

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The last thing she needs is some freeloader.

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You got to give JJ someone to look up to. Or else...

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-He'll end up like me?

-I didn't say that.

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You didn't need to.

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Thanks.

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Any sign?

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Nothing.

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All done!

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Right, now Matthew is down, I think it's time for a few party games.

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THEY ALL CHEER

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Can I just say a few words first?

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When I first asked you to move in here,

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I was a little bit worried because...

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Well, we've got nothing in common.

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You're cheerful all the time.

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But you are the kindest, sweetest person that I know.

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And I hope that we're friends for a really long time.

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Aw, thank you.

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Pass me the sick bucket, will you?

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Did someone slip something in my Scotch or something?

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It's Honey's birthday.

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Oh...

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Many happy returns.

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Right, what have I got here?

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How about...

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-pin the tail on the donkey?

-Yay!

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Oh, that's an old favourite in our house.

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-What are you? Five?

-I love it. I love it.

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Stick a blindfold on.

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-Les, you sort the donkey.

-All right.

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Do you know what? I think, erm...

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I think somebody else should have a go first.

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-No, you're all right.

-Yeah, come on!

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It's not fair that I should have all the fun.

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No. I don't want to do it.

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Oh, Ronnie, please. Please. It is my birthday.

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-I don't like party games.

-Look, please.

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-You don't want me to get angry.

-Fine.

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What is the prize, anyway?

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Well, you are going to love it, I promise.

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-So...

-Is that the tail?

-Yep. Yep.

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-Right.

-Ready?

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Spin you round...

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-Stop!

-Go!

-OK...

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-You all right?

-Yeah.

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Am I close?

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-No?

-No, just a little bit further.

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Surprise!

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Have a seat, babe. I'll get the drinks in.

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Should you be drinking on antibiotics?

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-I'm sorry?

-It was the Clap in my day.

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But, of course, it would take more than a few pills to shift the shame back then.

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Oh... Brace yourself.

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-I was thinking...

-Oh, she's been thinking.

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Sounds dangerous.

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I was thinking that maybe we could go down The Rat later.

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-What for?

-What do you mean, what for?

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Put soppy through his paces. I like it, yeah.

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-Oh, it's a great idea.

-So you two are sweet now, yeah?

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Yeah, well, there'll be other jobs, won't there?

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Course there will, baby. Of course there will.

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See?

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What did I tell you, eh?

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# Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo... #

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SHE LAUGHS

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-Good, weren't it?

-Yeah, brilliant!

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It ain't often I see you lost for words.

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Well, what are you doing here?

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I came back for you.

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Well, some warning might've been nice.

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Time to cut the cake!

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What you talking about?

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I texted Honey, told her I was coming.

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-What's Honey got to do with it?

-She messaged me, said you were missing me.

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She did what?

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Er, I think I need to go and get a few more plates.

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No, you stay there!

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Look, it's obvious that you two were missing each other.

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I just thought I'd lend a helping hand, that's all.

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-I can't believe this.

-How could you?

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-Everyone needs a fairy godmother in their life.

-But it's my life!

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-All right, there's no harm done, is there?

-No harm done?!

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I'm stood here dressed as the Queen of Hearts!

0:20:420:20:45

-Can you watch Matthew for me?

-Oh, Ronnie, please...

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I'll go.

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Now, this is what I call a party!

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Got money to splash around, I see.

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From what I remember, you did a lot more for your cash back in the day.

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Now, we don't want a scene, do we?

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What do you want?

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There's been a change in my circumstances.

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I'll need the money by the end of the week.

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That's not possible.

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It's either that...

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or your boy finds out exactly what his mother is.

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I'll be in touch.

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What right has she got interfering like that?

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She just...

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She just don't want to see you on your own, that's all.

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-None of us do.

-Too much has happened.

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I can't go through that again.

0:21:570:21:59

Ron, why do you think he came back here?

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Because he loves you.

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No, he actually...

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He came back because your stupid fiancee decided to play Cupid.

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OK. So what are you going to go, then? Just let him walk away again?

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Yes. Because we're not right for each other. We never have been.

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-That is rubbish and you know it.

-You don't understand!

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I do understand! I understand that you're too pigheaded to admit that you love him back.

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Ron, I know you're scared.

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You think Jack isn't?

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Well, at least he's got the guts to do something about it.

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Oh, this thing drives me insane.

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Oh, you all right?

0:22:420:22:44

Yeah, I'm fine.

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I've got you a little something.

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Now...

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-Aw...!

-No, I know it's not a motor, but erm...

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I just want you to know that you're my girl

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and I love you, all right?

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Aw, thank you.

0:22:560:22:57

She's looking at me again.

0:23:030:23:05

-What? You're just being paranoid.

-Why did you tell her?

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-It just slipped out.

-And what if she tells someone?

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She won't. And anyway, I've got antibiotics now, haven't I?

0:23:100:23:12

So stop worrying and just get me another orange juice.

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So what was the verdict?

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They don't know yet. They've given me pills as a precaution.

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That must be a relief.

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Yeah. And it means we can start trying again now, doesn't it?

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There's just one thing you haven't considered.

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The little one-night stand. He might have it, too.

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Oh, you all right?

0:23:410:23:43

-Look at that!

-I know. Dad got it for me.

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I ain't seen one of these in ages!

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Oi, erm...

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Listen, about earlier...

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I, erm... I was out of order.

0:23:520:23:54

I know I'm not Whitney's biggest fan, but you're still my brother.

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And...

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Oh, oh! You, er, told him the plan?

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-Told me what?

-Nancy thought you might need some moral support.

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Yeah. We're going to slip down The Rat later.

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You know, make a little night of it.

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-Oh, nah. Nah. You can't. Erm...

-No, no, it's all sorted.

0:24:110:24:14

Babe and Tracey said they'd cover the bar.

0:24:140:24:16

Do you know what? I reckon Thelma owes me a drink, actually.

0:24:160:24:19

Well, maybe another night, though, eh?

0:24:190:24:21

Lee, your sister's holding her hand out here. What's the matter with you?

0:24:210:24:24

No. I know. It's not that. I just...

0:24:240:24:26

Just what?

0:24:260:24:28

Look, I don't want things to be awkward between you and Thelma.

0:24:290:24:32

Don't worry about Nancy. I've got some things I'd like to say to that woman myself about this.

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You don't understand...

0:24:360:24:37

Understand what?

0:24:370:24:39

On the interview day, I told her about your epilepsy.

0:24:400:24:43

The only reason was because I was worried about you. That's all.

0:24:430:24:45

-You what?

-I was only looking out for you. I...

0:24:450:24:48

What, you told here about my epilepsy? You're a snake!

0:24:480:24:51

All right, calm down.

0:24:510:24:52

-I can't believe you've done that! That's so dark!

-Nancy!

0:24:520:24:54

That's the worst thing you could have done!

0:24:540:24:56

-Right, let's talk about this upstairs.

-I'm never speaking to him again!

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DOOR SLAMS

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DOOR SLAMS

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Where is she?

0:25:050:25:07

Just give her a bit of time, yeah?

0:25:070:25:09

-Right, I'm out of here.

-What are you doing?

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I've wasted enough time as it is.

0:25:100:25:12

Oh, Jack, please. Just stay at least until she gets back.

0:25:120:25:14

What's the point? She ain't interested.

0:25:140:25:16

-Oh, yeah? What would you know, eh?

-I know a mug when I see one.

0:25:160:25:19

Anyone for some fairy cakes?

0:25:190:25:22

Leave it, Jack. It ain't worth it.

0:25:220:25:23

No, you're right. He's just a sad, pathetic drunk.

0:25:230:25:25

Says the man chasing the woman that don't even want him.

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Surprise!

0:25:400:25:42

What's all this?

0:25:420:25:44

-We're celebrating.

-Celebrating what?

0:25:440:25:47

Dad's going back to school.

0:25:470:25:49

Well, not quite school. It's a carpentry course at a local college.

0:25:490:25:53

I want to show JJ that I can actually make something of my life.

0:25:540:25:58

Wow...!

0:25:580:25:59

And what's brought all this on, then?

0:25:590:26:02

-It was Kim, actually.

-Kim?

0:26:020:26:04

Yeah.

0:26:040:26:05

I want to prove to JJ that he can have the role model I never had.

0:26:050:26:08

Well, I am really proud of you.

0:26:080:26:11

Oh, I tell you what, stay there. I'll get us some napkins, shall I?

0:26:120:26:15

I tell you what I'll do.

0:26:250:26:26

I'm going to start making a little list of odd jobs around...

0:26:260:26:29

OK, let me explain...

0:26:310:26:33

Jack's gone.

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Gone where?

0:26:390:26:41

I don't know. He just upped and left.

0:26:410:26:43

Taxi!

0:26:460:26:47

St Pancras, please.

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Oh! Hold on a second!

0:26:590:27:01

-Can you just give us a minute, please?

-Just drive, mate, yeah?

0:27:030:27:05

-Can you stop the car?

-Ignore her.

0:27:050:27:07

Jack, please. Just let me talk to you.

0:27:070:27:10

Let me explain...

0:27:100:27:11

Please, can you just stop the car?!

0:27:120:27:15

Is it true what you said?

0:27:180:27:20

-Did you come back here for me?

-I'm here, aren't I?

0:27:200:27:22

Lee might be a lot of things, but one thing he ain't is vindictive.

0:27:330:27:37

Keep telling yourself that.

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Oh, honestly...! I don't know how much more of this I can take.

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Just as well I'm moving out, then, ain't it?

0:27:410:27:43

-You can't just walk out of here.

-Watch me.

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