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Boys!

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Little monsters... Good job we love them, Ian.

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Oh, Johnny! Johnny!

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Good luck.

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I'm a big boy, Mum. I'll be fine.

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Oi oi oi!

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Look, if you really want to open up a beauty salon then stop

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banging on about it and put some effort in.

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Ooh, what are you? Mary Porter?

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Portas. I'm just saying words are cheap, Bel.

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It's actions that matter.

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Oh, Ian! I'm so sorry.

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Sorry. Can't do one thing without messing up, can I?

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Sorry, I'm...

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It's all right. Accidents happen.

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Yes. Thank you.

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She's going to tell Lee she's pregnant.

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Are you sure you're not going to tell her the truth about him and Abi?

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One chance. The first time he messes up I will.

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Say hello to Grandad.

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Last night I kept waking up

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and then I thought, there's something missing.

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And then when I got up this morning and realised there was no

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one in the shower signing Elvis, it was Buster.

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You all right?

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Getting there.

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You see. You do like Buster.

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Well. "Like"'s a bit strong.

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If I had the choice, I'd rather have a dog.

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THEY LAUGH

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PHONE RINGS

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DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES

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Mum.

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Mum?

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SHOWER RUNS

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MAN SINGING: # Love me tender, love me sweet

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# Never let me go

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# You have made my life complete

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# And I love you so. #

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THEY LAUGH

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MUM! MUM!

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No. No, I don't know where she is.

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But you're, you're sure, yeah?

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Erm, no, no. I don't need a car.

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I'll-I'll get there.

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Yeah.

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Where's your gran?

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-WHERE'S YOUR GRAN?!

-Chill out, I don't know.

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Dad?!

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-So what is rendering anyway?

-Dad! Dad!

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Stop panicking! Whatever it is, it can't be that bad.

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-Find me Mum!

-Shirley, have you seen my gran?

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No.

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Ben!

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Ben?

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Ian, he's not in from last night yet.

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What's he done?

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Seriously, we need to go home.

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All right.

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Come on, come on. Live a little.

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KATHY LAUGHS

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BUSTER GROWLS

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Well where is she? I mean, it doesn't make sense. I mean, she

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-leaves a note when she goes down the shop!

-About Ben, Ian.

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-OK. They phoned my mum because her number's obviously in his phone.

-Who?

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-Ian, who called?

-The police. From the hospital.

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They think Ben's been in a fight, they think it's him.

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It was an accident or something,

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but, look, Phil, we've got to get to the hospital now, he is critical.

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I'll get the car. We'll be outside.

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Is Ben going to die?

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No, i-it's OK, all right? No-one's going to die.

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-You two, go to school.

-No.

-Go!

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-Phil, Phil, your nose!

-I know.

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Rox, get some tissues or kitchen roll. Move yourself, come on!

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Louise, look, it's going to be all right, OK? We'll text you.

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Phil, you can't stress yourself out.

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We all know that Ben's a survivor.

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I mean, look, when he was a baby with the meningitis...

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Keep that in the back of your head.

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You got to stay calm for the sake of your own health.

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It's my liver that's going, not my head.

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Well hurry up, then!

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-I'm going to go find Kathy.

-All right.

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Right, come on, Phil. Get up, come on.

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Urgh, I can't breathe.

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No. Because you and Paul are completely different shapes.

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He can hardly wear his checked shirt and hoodie.

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No-one's going to trust a funeral director

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if they're not dressed appropriately, Les.

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-Yeah, no.

-Paul needs your frock coat altering properly.

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Now that he and Ben are taking over the family business.

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Your dad used to say, "Take care of the pennies

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"and the pounds will take care of themselves."

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Yes, not at the rate that Babe's bleeding us.

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I need to make a payment.

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I've taken the plug off the computer.

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-Pam!

-Priorities, Les. You put your feet up and you ignore her.

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-Focus on recovering.

-You don't ignore a woman of Babe's stature.

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You do when you're retiring to Worthing

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and she doesn't know anyone.

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Then where is her blackmail?

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We need to keep our nerve for a little bit longer

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and then this whole sorry saga will be over.

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I said I'd only be half an hour.

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Right, now don't clunk about.

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You'll wake Paul up.

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Goodness knows what time he got in.

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You just do your exercises, watch your programme

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and I'll pop back, and make us something nice for lunch.

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Maybe we could have a little walk this afternoon.

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You can talk Paul through your top ten list of condolences.

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And I'll take him through the booking process.

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And we will tell him the truth about Jenny.

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I thought we decided there was no rush.

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No time like the present, he is an adult, Les.

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A lovely man.

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We did a good job, I say so myself.

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He has the right to finally meet his mum properly, hasn't he?

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I love you.

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MUSIC PLAYS: "Stir It Up" by Bob Marley & the Wailers

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I ain't even had me coffee yet. 8:30 he said,

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8.30 at the very latest. Does he call? Does he text?

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-Does he...fiver please, love. Cheers.

-Lee...

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Know where he is? No, I'll tell you where he is.

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Right? He's in some dingy little pub with his little old mates

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getting absolutely out of his nut. Normally I wouldn't mind

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-but back here my mouth feels like me throat's been cut.

-Lee, I...

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Don't even get me started with that new delivery driver. Liberty taker.

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He's only had it on his toes with me change, ain't he.

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This is why we don't take deliveries. But it's all right.

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I've left him 100 voice-mails on his phone

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-so I'm expecting a call back very soon.

-OK. Lee...

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-Honestly, it's worse enough having your family take you for a mug. I mean...

-Lee!

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Sorry.

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Have you had your hair cut?

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No.

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What's this?

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Open it, then.

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WHITNEY GIGGLES

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MOBILE RINGTONE

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About time, here you are, hold that a minute.

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Hello?

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Yes, Lee Carter.

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Oh, is it? Oh, hello, mate. Yes, yes, no, no, no, no.

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No, what's your game, mate?

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Sit yourself down.

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I don't want to sit down. You sit down.

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Ben Mitchell.

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We got told to come to the front, all right?

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We had a phone call. Well, technically my mum did.

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-It's urgent.

-Yeah, it's, it's about my brother.

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It was, er, on her phone.

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Still trying to get hold of her.

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Ben Mitchell.

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I thought you were in a rush.

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I can't find my phone.

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We going to do this again?

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We have got a train to catch.

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Shirl!

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Couldn't hold the fort for us, could you? Whit wants me.

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No, have you seen Kathy?

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No.

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Kyle! Emergency, mate. You couldn't hold the fort for two minutes, could you?

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Free cheeky bit of cod in it for you?

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Next question, have you ever had a massage?

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Yes, I've had a massage.

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Oh, good.

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And on a scale of one to ten where one is bad, two is not quite

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so bad, three is all right, really...

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Yes, and so on, how would you rate that massage?

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-All right, what's the matter?

-What?

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This ain't about Kylie Jenner's bum again, is it? Cos I did say only if I had to.

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-No.

-Right, well look, I've got to shoot off

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because this new delivery driver's messing me about.

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He says if I want me change, I got to go get it myself.

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OK, well wait a minute cos you've got a cup of coffee here.

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You said you didn't have a chance to have one so I made you one.

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Whoa, that's hot.

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It ain't your birthday.

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Oh! Anniversary.

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No, it's the first something. I know this.

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It's the first, first date. First date.

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First, first snog?

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It's the first time we, um...

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No.

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All right. Well, ooh, I thought you didn't like me stinking of fish.

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I like you.

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Oh, yeah? Why? What have I done?

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There's something I want to tell you.

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I passed!

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Where's Mum? Mum?!

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Shoosh! I've only just got Ollie down.

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I passed. Look, my exams.

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-67% average.

-Oh! See? See? I said you'd be fine.

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Mick!

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Oh, my clever sausage!

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That's brilliant, It really is.

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Um, shall we go to the living room quickly?

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-I've just got Ollie down.

-Dad, I got into the third year at uni.

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Oh, eeee! Come out the way, Billingsgate. - Whoa, coffee, coffee, coffee.

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Come on, give us a cuddle. Oh, you know what?

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I just knew one of yous would have a brain about ya.

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- Cheers(!) Right, I'm off.

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Oh, Lee, look, you've all got different talents.

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Yes, not everyone can kill the mood in under ten words, bruv.

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Oh, this is ridiculous.

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They've lost Ben's notes, haven't they?

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Or no-one's told them that we're sat here waiting.

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I thought they said it was urgent.

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Why is it suddenly not urgent?

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-Oh, really?

-Yes, really.

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-Oh, boys, will you pack it in.

-Your mother said pack it in.

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He hasn't even said well done.

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MIMICS: "He hasn't even said well done."

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-How old ARE you?

-Well it ain't me crying to mummy, is it, sausage?

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Is that why you didn't move into halls, cos nobody clapped their

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-hands when you wrote your name in university.

-Ohhhh.

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-At least I can spell my own name.

-Eeeee.

-Oh, good one(!)

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-Mick!

-Yeah, no. No. Don't.

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Now pack it in now. Otherwise you won't get a bun.

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Ain't a bun he needs.

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It's a bottle full of them happy pills.

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Now that's a liberty.

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Sorry.

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Lee?

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Whatever.

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What is going on in here?

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Is this Aunt Babe?

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Someone put a bun in the oven.

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-Half an hour and you go and apologise.

-I just did.

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Do it again. Lee is sensitive.

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He ain't that sensitive.

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So eh - here, babe. What's the, er, tutor have to say?

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He was over the moon. I mean, I passed on like three months' revision.

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All I'm saying is,

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play your cards right, I might consider doing this again.

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Oh.

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You got a death wish or something?

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Right, I'll call you.

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Kathy!

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Smell that, Belinda. Seaside. Did you know we're retiring to Worthing?

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On a scale of one to ten, Kyle.

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Good for a diabetic, a nice bit of fish.

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Where one is not all that much, two is not really that much,

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three is a little tiny bit and so on.

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How important would you rate your daily skin care routine?

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16.

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I need data, Kyle.

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You can't open a beauty salon without facts at your fingertips.

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-Mary is very specific on that point.

-I need to work.

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Can you just go and do your market research on someone

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else on the market, please?

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Lee! Lee!

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I knew he'd let her down again.

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-What?

-Whit.

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Ooh, Stacey.

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What?

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It was your idea.

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-Did you not tell him?

-I tried to tell him over there,

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he just weren't listening to me.

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-L?

-Did you buy them buns?

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Erm, I didn't really have any breakfast so...

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Yes, but did you buy the buns?

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Um, what do you want from me? I'm a fine figure of a man.

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-Mick, it's a yes or no answer. You bought the buns, yes?

-No.

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Oh.

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Oh...

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What? What?

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No, it's just... I might not be..

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But... I need to know...

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Two minutes.

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Two minutes.

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Ta-ta.

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Very undermining when your own family slams the door in your face.

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Well, good as, not literally, because I live there.

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I have got a front door key.

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Are you talking to me?

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You wouldn't put up with it, Denise.

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I said to her, "Stacey, you are supposed to be helping me,

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"where are your priorities?"

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She said, "They're in getting Arthur changed and fed

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"and down for his nap by ten."

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Well, the questionnaire was her idea. I said to her,

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"What about me?"

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Some people are very selfish when they have a baby.

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What questionnaire?

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Oh, nothing. Moving on.

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Anyway, I don't need other people telling me what I should be doing.

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Making a very large stir fry?

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Comes a time, even Mary herself would stop asking.

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Or a massive packet chocolate cake?

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And she's not my target, beauty regime-wise, Stacey.

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Cos she's strictly soap and water anyway.

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Sometimes, late at night,

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quick wet wipe. I've seen her.

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You don't want to be using wet wipes. Not regularly.

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Cos it's very drying, for the skin.

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I'm coming up with recipes for face packs, Denise.

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Just creatively experimenting at this stage.

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Oh, well you know what, avocado's good.

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Oatmeal. Eggs, little bit of honey, it's all, you know...

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I knew it. I knew it! See. Instinct. Walford IS ready.

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I just have to find my target customer.

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Discerning women.

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Women who know their stuff. Know their skin.

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Take care of themselves.

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Women getting to a certain middle age who know that every

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wrinkle adds another year to the face.

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So. Would you answer me a few simple questions.

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Would I hell. Get stuffed.

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I'm going to hurry them up.

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If you don't yell at these people, they just forget that you're here.

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You'd think no-one had a life.

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What's the waiting time even supposed to be in A&E?

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Will you shut up, eh?

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It's all right.

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Ben's going to be all right, Phil.

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Oh, look, come on. Give me a break, eh?

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I mean, what are the odds?

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My son murdered my daughter, he's paralysed my wife

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and is spending his 13th birthday in prison.

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Ben's all right, all right? Law of averages.

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I mean, he's got to be all right.

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Mitchell?

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Perhaps you'd like to join us in the relatives room?

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Why?

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Just...

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..just tell us.

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Everyone would probably be more comfortable if you join us

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in the relatives room.

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No, just...

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Just tell us.

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The young man on whose phone we found the contact number.

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Ben Mitchell.

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I'm so sorry.

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He died just before you arrived.

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We should go. Come on.

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I mean, Lee ain't exactly the most...

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..straightforward.

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Look, I...

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I really, really don't want to say this.

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I know.

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I'm too romantic, ain't I?

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I'm a romantic idiot.

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Look at this.

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Look at that.

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And these.

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Look at that, that's pathetic.

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All I've ever wanted is to be a mum. A proper mum.

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With a partner.

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Be a part of a normal family.

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Is it too much to ask that one of the best days of my life

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could actually be good?

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I know that Lee's going to make a fantastic dad. Won't he?

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We'll have a good life.

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And I'm going to love this baby so much.

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Because you, cos you know that I haven't had many...

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..many happy memories.

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Lauren, I was excited. I'm just, I'm so pleased and...

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Hormonal...?

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Yes.

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And, and sick.

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I just wanted one perfect memory before I get

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too fat I can't fit into my bodycon.

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OK.

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Oh, no way.

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I knew it.

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It was you. Not Babe.

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Got the bun in the oven.

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You've got the bun.

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Have you got the bun, Whitney?

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Yes.

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Oh!

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Have you told him?

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No, you can't tell him.

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She's been trying to tell him all day.

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Oh! I am so happy for you.

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-Yeah?

-Oh, congratulations, darling!

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Thank you.

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Oh!

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Hey.

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OK?

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I know it's all been explained once but

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things can still be a bit of a blur.

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The standard instruction from the Crime Scene Manager is that

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no-one is to touch the...

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..the body when we go in.

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Um, that's everyone at this stage,

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because we might be looking at a crime scene,

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and we need to preserve any evidence.

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And you need to be prepared.

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There are injuries.

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The, the medical lines and tubes that the doctors used to try

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and save him, they will all still be in place.

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You understand?

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KATHY: 'It's my fault!'

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It's all my fault!

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No. I mean how?

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How? Why?

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You don't understand.

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I shouldn't have gone.

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I mean, I didn't even have my phone.

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Selfish, wicked cow.

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I knew... I knew I shouldn't have gone, Shirley.

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Ben...he was...

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he was dying.

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And I was...

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..I wasn't here.

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God forgive me.

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I just...

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I just wish it was me.

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Do you believe in God, Ian?

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Be good.

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Well, you're an idiot.

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Go on, you can do this.

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I don't... I don't want to see.

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Phil, you have to.

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