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05/01/2017

Babe ruffles some feathers. Patrick is left stunned by Denise's latest revelation. Dot offers some wisdom and comfort. Lauren attempts to ease the tension amongst the family.


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-You could lend a hand, you know.

-You're doing just fine by yourself.

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Those tables need clearing.

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Twelfth Night is on 6th January, not today.

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We should be having this poxy party tomorrow.

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Babe says it's on 5th of Jan.

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Well, Babe is wrong.

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This is the woman that you are leaving in charge of the Vic books

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while Linda is away.

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Daft cow can't even count to 12!

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I mean, what's going on with the Mitchells and the Brannings,

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-it's bad taste.

-I know, I know.

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It's tragic what happened to those girls.

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That's why people need this night.

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My pigeon pie and ale will lift the mood, bring everyone together.

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Are you sure that this is a good idea?

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Just get back in there and keep your mouth shut.

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KNOCK ON DOOR

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Morning.

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Dad, I'm hungry.

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Why did Auntie Ronnie go?

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Because sometimes...

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the people we love, they have to leave us.

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Why?

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-Just do.

-But why?

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I don't know.

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When will my mummy come and babysit?

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HE SIGHS

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Amy, we talked about all that, didn't we?

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Your mum's had to go away for a little while.

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But my mum always comes back. When can I see her?

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I don't know, darling.

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Listen, get in the kitchen. I'll make you some breakfast.

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I was just thinking, it might help them to know

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they'll get a chance to say goodbye.

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You thought any more about the funerals?

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It might be a good idea to talk to Billy.

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Get some advice what to do.

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I don't need his help.

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Yeah, you all right? It's Max.

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Yeah, not too bad. Listen, can you come over this morning?

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I just wanted your help.

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The board says you've been doing really well.

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-Yeah, it's a lot more for me.

-Yeah?

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-Yeah, with my commission rates.

-There you go.

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I bet you're feeling pretty smug, aren't you?

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You're lucky you've got daddy to fight your battles.

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You just keep out of my way and I'll keep out of yours.

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I've been thinking, perhaps this isn't such a good idea.

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He just needs a bit of help, that's all.

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I mean, you do this sort of thing at work all the time, don't you?

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Yeah, I know, but...

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is it too soon, you know, after the other day?

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He's told the kids but it just ain't sunk in.

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I think a bit of guidance will just help him answer their questions.

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OK. I'll see what I can do.

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Cheers.

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There's someone here to see you.

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Jack, I asked him to come round, all right?

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It can't do any harm just to hear him out, can it?

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You're, um...

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You're not alone in this, Jack.

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And if you do choose to use Coker & Sons,

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rest assured that we'll do all that we can for you.

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Have they set a date for the first hearing?

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-Yeah, I think the Family Liaison said next week.

-Right.

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Well, the proper planning will start once they've released the...

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Well, I meant...

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when the time comes, there's a lot we can sort for you.

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Arranging the service for the decease...

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I mean, Ronnie and Roxy.

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Um...

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This, er, leaflet lists all the things that we can offer, you know,

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from arranging the funeral service...

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..from coffins, burials, or...

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..or cremations.

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Any questions, you know, just remember that I'm here.

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I do know what you're going through.

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You've got no idea how I feel.

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-So do yourself a favour, take that and get out of here.

-Jack.

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-Jack, give him a break. He's only doing his job.

-Exactly.

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His cousins are lying in the morgue

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-and you're trying to do business with me?

-No, no, I'm not.

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I'm not. I just wanted you to know that we'll be there for you

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every step of the way.

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I'm sorry...

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..if that caused you any pain.

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Sorry, Billy.

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Why don't you go and get some air?

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Clear your head a little bit.

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PHONE VIBRATES

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Jack...

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I don't really know what to say.

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I'm sure you just need space.

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But I just want you to know, I'm here if you need me.

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You know, like we all are.

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Yous two, come here.

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I've give Sharon the night off, what with the...

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..Mitchells' loss.

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So let's just try and get through this Twelfth Night thing, you know,

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and Babe's Queen of the Vic all right, tonight.

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Thanks. Glad I've got your support.

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What's this?

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It's the scene from Twelfth Night we'll be performing later.

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And keeping with the gender swapping in the play,

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there'll be Elizabethan tights for ladies.

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Dresses for the lads.

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I'm not prancing about in a dress in front of the whole Square!

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Didn't you hear what your dad said? I'm in charge.

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Surprised they let you in.

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Given the circumstances.

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How are you feeling?

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I've been worse.

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You?

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Managing.

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Come on, then. Out with it.

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Max asked me to talk to Jack about the funerals.

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Poor bloke's got enough on his plate at the moment.

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I thought if I could do one thing, you know, make it a bit easier for him.

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Didn't expect him to chuck me out.

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You should speak to Honey about this.

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I can't.

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I've got to keep strong.

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Don't worry about being strong.

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Just worry about being there for him.

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Jack...

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..I'm so sorry for your loss. I...

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Listen, thanks for the food the other day.

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-The kids really enjoyed it.

-Don't.

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Tell Billy I'm sorry.

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What do you mean?

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He came back round. I reckon he really needs you right now.

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Mick, we're going to need some more change for that till soon.

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It's getting really busy in here.

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You all right?

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It's nothing.

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Fair play to Babe, yeah, she's pulled it out the bag.

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-I just hope it's enough.

-Things ain't that bad, are they?

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Come round here.

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I've been having to help Lee out with a few quid as well.

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What? He never said.

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No, he's just been spending too many readies.

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-We all do it over Christmas.

-Buying presents, you mean?

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It's nothing to worry about.

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It's just, we've got to keep these punters happy.

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We need every penny we can get.

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What do you think? Tudor queen outfit from the costume shop.

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I've done home-made ones for you lot. Need to keep costs down.

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Why do I have to perform in a dress?

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-Can't I do something else?

-Like what?

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-Why don't I look after social media?

-Urgh!

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Tweet facts about Twelfth Night, go round taking loads of pictures?

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What good's all that? You need to do what I tell you to.

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Now get them toilets cleaned and the bins while you're at it.

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-This ain't fair!

-Hang that up and stop whining.

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Bet you'll be great in drag.

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You all right?

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-Just took the kids' lunches up to them.

-Thanks.

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-Do you want something to eat?

-No, I'm not hungry.

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This dark place you're in, I've been there.

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You know, when Bradley died I was all over the place.

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Screwed my head right up.

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I just don't want the same thing to happen to you.

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Look, I know you're trying to help...

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KNOCK ON DOOR

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See who that is, mate. Tell them to go away.

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Who was it?

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Jack.

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Well, that all seems to be in order and, otherwise, all's well here?

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Mm. Oh, um...

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-Except we've had some students move in next door, ain't we?

-Yeah.

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I mean, no doubt every night will be like New Years soon.

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Yeah, otherwise it's all fine.

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Remember that nothing's set in stone yet.

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If you're experiencing any second thoughts or a change of heart...

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No, I'm happy to go ahead.

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-And the birth arrangements?

-Still stand.

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Once I've given birth, I'd prefer not to spend any time with the baby.

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When did you decide that?

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-Get you another cup of tea, Trish?

-Thank you.

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One more cup wouldn't hurt.

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Things were finally looking up for us.

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Three of us together again. Fresh start.

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Look, Glenda, maybe you'd be better off at your place,

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you know, with Danny?

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No. No, I should be here.

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You all need me.

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It's what the girls would have wanted.

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Do you know what? I can't listen to this.

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Oh, Jack. Jack, I didn't mean to upset you.

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Jack, where you going?

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So you don't want to meet the baby, yeah?

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That's my decision to make.

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Yeah, but this is the only chance you'll get to be with the child.

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Why turn that down, hmm?

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Have you not thought about how painful that might be for me?

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Yeah.

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I was thinking of those poor girls.

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Those kids will never see their mothers again.

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It's not like that.

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Look, I remember holding Libby and Chelsea...

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..for the first time.

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It's love at first sight.

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So to have to go through that again and have to...

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It's hard enough I've got to tell Kim and Libby...

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..but to have to do THAT as well...

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This is the right decision.

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I'm just trying to protect myself.

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I'll be here to get you through it, all right?

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You're home.

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Will's made you dinner.

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Where's Janet?

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She's in her room.

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You all right?

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Not really.

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-Checked in on Jack earlier.

-Yeah, I saw him in the Minute Mart.

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He said you'd gone round.

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Max, he thought it'd be a good idea to discuss the funerals.

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I messed it up.

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Ended up falling apart myself.

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You were just looking out for him.

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There's no shame in that.

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Shows how much you care.

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Here you go, Dad!

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Beans on toast with bacon and lots of cheese.

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Come here.

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You're a good boy, you are, ain't you?

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I'm glad you came here tonight.

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Remember, you are not on your own, OK?

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Thanks, Patrick.

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I feel really guilty.

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Like I shouldn't be out when Uncle Jack's in. Do you know what I mean?

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I know. I just keep thinking about them poor kids.

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It's all a bit random, this, don't you think?

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It's all right. They've pulled in a good crowd.

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Yeah, I think they've all turned up for this show.

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Johnny mentioned in this tweet that he's got some mystery host.

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Some drag queen in a red dress, apparently.

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MUSIC: Greensleeves

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Welcome to Twelfth Night at the Queen Vic.

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We will be performing a scene from the play, but first,

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who wants to meet our special host?

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CHEERING

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Yes, yes. OK, please give a warm welcome to the Tudor Queen!

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TUDOR MUSIC

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Looks like our host's turned up.

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See? They love it!

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I wish I could escape all this...

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but I can't.

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There's people staring at me.

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The papers.

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Glenda's turned up.

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So many wasted years.

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So much wasted time. It's not fair.

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Life ain't fair, Jack.

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But in the past year,

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you've had some wonderful times with dear Ronnie.

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We were planning on having another baby.

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Oh, I'm so sorry.

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What am I going to do now?

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What you've got to do is face it the best you can.

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I don't know how.

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You'll find a way to carry on.

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I don't believe I can.

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Grief blinds you to it.

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But those poor little children...

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They're Ronnie and Roxy's legacy to you.

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They'll be the ones who help you through this.

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What do you mean? This ain't a wig. It's my own hair.

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I always knew there was something special about you.

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Said you enjoyed the show?

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Do you know, I haven't seen a good old drag act in years.

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I mean, it must take you ages, putting that slap on every day.

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There you go.

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THEY SNIGGER

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Reckon you're funny, do you?

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"Look out for Walford's best drag queen, hosting later?"

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Well, what do you expect after humiliating me

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and treating me like the Vic skivvy all day?

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Johnny, seriously, you could have ruined the whole night.

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You know these punters were actually expecting a proper drag queen.

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They wouldn't be here if it wasn't for me.

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Benefits of social media.

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All right, look, I'm sorry. It turned out all right, didn't it?

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Look how packed we are.

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Pull a stunt like this again, you'll live to regret it!

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-Here you are, love.

-Cheers, geezer.

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Don't you start!

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THEY LAUGH

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You all right?

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Where did you end up?

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-You weren't answering your phone.

-Yeah, I was at Dot's.

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Sorry for taking off like that.

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That's all right, don't worry about it.

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GLENDA AND CHILDREN TALK QUIETLY

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Daddy!

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Jack, about earlier. I'm sorry. I really didn't mean to upset you.

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Listen, you did nothing wrong. I'm sorry.

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And it'd mean a lot to me and the kids if you stayed.

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I thought maybe I could do a meal tomorrow night,

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invite Dot and the girls?

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OK.

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Right, come on, you two, bedtime.

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How about I get them settled tonight?

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I'll give you a hand if you want. Right, come on.

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Are you going to show me your room? I haven't seen your room yet.

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I've seen Amy's room.

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-Happy New Year, Denise.

-Happy New Year.

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Listen, about my essay, I know it's not as good as it could have been.

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-I've got a B?

-Yeah, you did really well.

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-I think you can even improve your grade.

-Really?

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Just pay more attention to how Bronte conveys Jane Eyre's values

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and don't be afraid to draw on the context of life for women

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in this time. Hmm?

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-Like marriage...

-And maybe religion, too?

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Exactly. You're a natural at this.

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Here you are. It ain't much, but it's a start, so...

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Is this about what I said earlier?

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Because you should be spending your money on yourself.

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On what, more stuff?

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Look, Mick, that's not important. It's family what matters, ain't it?

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Whit, Whit, you're a proper bird.

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Thank you, but I can't and I won't take this, OK?

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Babe, you done a great job tonight.

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Yeah. Wasn't a complete shambles.

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Turns out that geezers in frocks and pigeon pie's a winning combination.

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Thanks.

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By the way, what was the margins on the pies?

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Can't remember.

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Right, sweet, it's all right, I'll check with the suppliers.

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No. it's all right. I'll check and get back to you.

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You did get the pigeons from the suppliers, didn't you?

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You said you wanted to do it on the cheap.

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Where did you get them from?

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I...

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..caught them myself, on the roof.

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JOHNNY COUGHS

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-Did what?

-I think I'm going to be sick!

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So last year, it was road kill

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and now it's flying rats?

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What are you trying to do, get us shut down?

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See you, I'm telling you now...

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Ladies and gentlemen, no more pigeon pie.

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THEY GROAN

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Yeah, I know, I know. I do apologise, I'm sorry. Run out.

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Where is it?

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FROM TV: 'Yeah, I like it.

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'They worked really well, didn't they?'

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'Yeah, they're good.'

0:27:090:27:11

'No, not me!'

0:27:120:27:14

'Ronnie, say a few words.'

0:27:140:27:16

'Oh, no, I don't want to.'

0:27:160:27:18

'Go on.'

0:27:180:27:19

'Um...

0:27:190:27:21

'OK.

0:27:210:27:23

'Jack, the next time you see me in this house,

0:27:230:27:27

'we're going to be husband and wife.

0:27:270:27:29

'I really look forward to spending my life with you and the kids

0:27:310:27:34

'and having a fresh new start.

0:27:340:27:37

'And I love you.

0:27:380:27:40

'I'm embarrassed now. Go away!'

0:27:400:27:43

THEY LAUGH

0:27:430:27:44

'Cheers! Happy wedding day, you beautiful lady.'

0:27:440:27:48

You're supposed to be in bed.

0:27:500:27:52

I want you to read me a story.

0:27:520:27:54

-Just go back to bed.

-Why are you crying?

0:27:540:27:56

Ricky, go back upstairs.

0:27:560:27:58

I'll come and tuck you in in a minute, all right?

0:27:580:28:00

Jack, this has got to stop.

0:28:060:28:09

You see what you're doing to yourself?

0:28:110:28:13

And the kids?

0:28:130:28:15

Jack, I know it's hard, mate,

0:28:160:28:18

but you have to try and pull yourself out of this, all right?

0:28:180:28:22

For your sake, as well as theirs.

0:28:220:28:24

'OK.

0:28:390:28:40

'Jack, the next time you see me in this house,

0:28:400:28:44

'we're going to be husband and wife

0:28:440:28:47

'and I really look forward to spending my life with you

0:28:470:28:50

'and the kids and having a fresh new start.

0:28:500:28:54

'And I love you.'

0:28:550:28:57

Stace, you ain't got any other towels knocking about, have you?

0:29:160:29:19

Only the ones in the airing cupboard. Why?

0:29:190:29:22

Well, they all feel a bit, you know...

0:29:220:29:25

-No, I don't.

-Oh, forget it.

0:29:250:29:27

No, go on.

0:29:270:29:28

Well, what with our lot's sensitive skin,

0:29:280:29:31

Mum used to have to boil wash the sheets, otherwise me and Martin,

0:29:310:29:34

we'd come out in these little pink hives.

0:29:340:29:37

I'm sure these will be fine.

0:29:370:29:39

Don't worry. I'll make do!

0:29:390:29:42

Oh, how good of you!

0:29:420:29:43

What you doing back?

0:29:470:29:50

Forgot my wallet, didn't I? Left Luke in charge.

0:29:500:29:53

Have you seen Michelle?

0:29:530:29:55

-She's probably off boiling our duvet.

-What?

0:29:550:29:59

Doesn't matter.

0:29:590:30:00

Oh, listen, I was thinking of going up to the allotment later.

0:30:000:30:05

Thought Arthur might like to see it.

0:30:050:30:06

Aw, that's nice!

0:30:060:30:08

Yeah. So, you're all right with it, then?

0:30:080:30:10

Yeah, sounds lovely.

0:30:100:30:13

Watching the stall, I mean?

0:30:130:30:14

Just thought it was a good chance for me and Michelle to have some quality family time.

0:30:140:30:18

We'll only be a few hours.

0:30:180:30:20

You know what she's like with the cold.

0:30:200:30:22

So, you're good with that, yeah?

0:30:220:30:24

Yeah, why wouldn't I be?

0:30:240:30:26

See - I don't deserve you!

0:30:260:30:29

Right, see you in a bit.

0:30:290:30:30

Yeah, it's Jack Branning. I called last night.

0:30:330:30:36

Listen, I need to get this sorted today.

0:30:360:30:38

Yeah, OK, I'll see you then.

0:30:400:30:41

Right, here you are...

0:30:430:30:45

Max lets us have cereal.

0:30:480:30:50

Yeah, well, we're out of cereal, darling.

0:30:500:30:52

Auntie Ronnie always cuts the crusts off.

0:30:520:30:55

Just eat it up, yeah? Go on.

0:30:550:30:57

Morning.

0:30:580:31:00

So, did you, er, get some kip?

0:31:000:31:03

Not so much.

0:31:030:31:04

Amy didn't want the light off, so...

0:31:040:31:06

Where's Auntie Ronnie?

0:31:060:31:08

Dad told you - she's gone away with my mum.

0:31:080:31:11

But why?

0:31:110:31:12

Go upstairs, go on. Go and play on your computer.

0:31:150:31:18

If you wanted, I could try having a word with them?

0:31:200:31:23

KNOCK ON DOOR

0:31:230:31:25

You all right? Morning.

0:31:310:31:33

I thought you had work to be getting on with?

0:31:360:31:37

No, I moved a couple of things around in case you wanted a hand?

0:31:370:31:40

You all right?

0:31:400:31:41

Well, you could look after the kids for me. I've go to pop out later.

0:31:410:31:44

All right.

0:31:440:31:45

I'm happy doing it, if you need to get on. Is it about the funeral?

0:31:450:31:48

Well, I'll go with you if you want.

0:31:480:31:50

No, no, it's fine, I'll...

0:31:500:31:51

Or I'll phone the estate agent, sort the gaff out in Ongar.

0:31:510:31:53

Max, seriously, mate, I can deal with all these things on my own.

0:31:530:31:56

Thank you.

0:31:560:31:57

This place is heaving, ain't it?

0:32:050:32:07

What did I tell you? People love a bargain.

0:32:070:32:09

Babe. We're running low on sausages.

0:32:090:32:11

I think there's extra out the back.

0:32:110:32:13

Yeah, make sure it's actual pig, though, Abs.

0:32:130:32:15

Cos knowing her, it could be Dot's cat.

0:32:150:32:17

Mick! Yesterday's menu - it was a big misunderstanding.

0:32:170:32:22

A misunderstanding?

0:32:220:32:24

Serving pigeons from a roof?

0:32:240:32:27

It's a disgrace.

0:32:270:32:29

What if, er, one of this lot would have called the Old Bill?

0:32:290:32:33

What if someone would have bowled over?

0:32:330:32:36

I was only trying to drum up trade.

0:32:360:32:38

Help this place out.

0:32:390:32:40

It's your mother.

0:32:420:32:44

L, darling...

0:32:440:32:45

We need to up our game. You know what January's like.

0:32:460:32:50

People skint after Chrimbo.

0:32:500:32:53

We need something to tempt them off their warm sofas.

0:32:530:32:56

Thinking caps on, chaps.

0:32:570:32:59

All right. Ta, mate.

0:32:590:33:02

You all right?

0:33:020:33:03

Yeah.

0:33:030:33:05

L said she could be back next week.

0:33:050:33:08

Ah, that's perfect.

0:33:080:33:10

She'll be back in time for the big four-oh celebrations!

0:33:100:33:13

Thanks, Dot.

0:33:170:33:18

Here we go.

0:33:180:33:19

I ain't seen him eat a thing all week. Not properly. Cheers.

0:33:190:33:23

Oh, dear. I know the pain he's going through.

0:33:230:33:28

Still don't seem real, does it?

0:33:280:33:30

I just think he needs to know his family's there for him, you know.

0:33:300:33:33

It's not something you should be dealing with on your own.

0:33:330:33:37

Yes. What time do you want us round for the meal?

0:33:370:33:40

Don't know - get to Jack's for about six?

0:33:400:33:42

I'll pick up a cake on the way over, something sweet.

0:33:420:33:46

Might tempt him.

0:33:460:33:47

He won't think we're imposing, will he?

0:33:490:33:51

No, trust me.

0:33:510:33:53

Company - do him the world of good.

0:33:530:33:55

Thought you could do with a little pick-me-up? Two sugars?

0:33:590:34:02

Yeah?

0:34:020:34:03

Oi, Mick. I've been hearing about Babe's cheeky little menu...

0:34:030:34:08

Listen, anything that was served up had nothing to do with me.

0:34:080:34:11

Kathy was proper fuming.

0:34:110:34:12

How's the caff's supposed to compete with a fry-up at those prices?

0:34:120:34:16

Oh, the buffet, yeah, yeah...

0:34:160:34:18

Why? What did you think we were going on about?

0:34:180:34:20

Nothing, nothing. Just Linda's due back next week, you know.

0:34:200:34:23

And, er, I just thought I'd keep the place sweet and that...

0:34:230:34:26

Perfect remedy for a de-stress. You take yourself out for a run.

0:34:260:34:29

That'll clear your head, no problem.

0:34:290:34:31

Plus, can't hurt. Get rid of the moobs before Linda gets back?

0:34:310:34:35

Cheers(!)

0:34:350:34:36

Jack...

0:34:420:34:43

Jack.

0:34:450:34:46

Er... It's good to see you out and about.

0:34:480:34:51

I dunno if you got any of my texts or anything...

0:34:520:34:55

Just, anything you lot need, yeah?

0:34:550:34:57

I appreciate it, mate.

0:34:580:34:59

I've got to go.

0:35:030:35:04

Course, course. You know where we are, yeah?

0:35:040:35:06

Aw. I'll tell you what,

0:35:120:35:13

Christmas weren't the same without that little cheeky smile.

0:35:130:35:16

Hey, don't tell me - Kim's sleeping upstairs?

0:35:160:35:18

I mean, that girl could never handle jet-lag, you know.

0:35:180:35:20

Yeah well, she's actually, um, still in Montserrat.

0:35:200:35:24

Wait, you mean to tell me that she didn't come back with you lot?

0:35:240:35:27

No, that was the plan. Until she went and checked London temperatures.

0:35:270:35:31

THEY LAUGH

0:35:310:35:32

Wait, wait, hold on - you're telling me that she ditched her family

0:35:320:35:36

in favour of a sun lounger?

0:35:360:35:37

I tell you what, that is typical Kim, that is, ain't it?

0:35:370:35:40

No, no, no, I mean, not all family.

0:35:400:35:42

Here you go. Er, she has the lovely Emerald keeping her company.

0:35:420:35:48

Emerald? Is she still calling herself that, is she?

0:35:480:35:50

What was it like holidaying with that monster-in-law?

0:35:500:35:54

Ha! Yeah... How can I put it?

0:35:540:35:57

The woman is, uh, an acquired taste.

0:35:570:36:00

Taste. Man, I see that Montserrat feasts has done you well, boy.

0:36:000:36:05

Come on, there's nothing wrong with a little bit of extra padding,

0:36:050:36:08

-is there?

-Yeah!

0:36:080:36:09

Hey, how's it all going?

0:36:090:36:12

Yeah, yeah... You know.

0:36:130:36:17

It's sort of all...going to plan.

0:36:170:36:20

So look, what's with all the flowers in the Square?

0:36:210:36:25

Was there an accident or something?

0:36:250:36:26

What?

0:36:310:36:32

He even used the words "quality family time".

0:36:320:36:35

Maybe Martin thought you wouldn't want to go digging about for old carrots?

0:36:350:36:39

No, trust me, the only thing on his mind is his precious Michelle.

0:36:390:36:43

Ah, Stace. Husbands. They're all a bit clueless.

0:36:430:36:47

Take Ian.

0:36:470:36:49

He's been ignoring me all morning, just so he can mess about with that thing.

0:36:490:36:52

What is it?

0:36:520:36:54

This? Oh, this is our new smart-meter.

0:36:540:36:57

You would not believe the accuracy of this little beauty. Look at that.

0:36:570:37:00

It's like he's cheating on me with a calculator.

0:37:000:37:04

Any news how Jack's getting on?

0:37:040:37:06

Not good. He ain't answering any texts.

0:37:060:37:09

Sharon said Phil's just the same.

0:37:110:37:12

Straight out of a major op, and now this.

0:37:120:37:15

KNOCK AT DOOR

0:37:150:37:17

-I'll get it.

-Thanks.

0:37:170:37:19

I just keep thinking about them poor kids.

0:37:190:37:21

Who was it?

0:37:250:37:27

Dad?

0:37:270:37:28

All right, Lauren?

0:37:280:37:29

Sorry to interrupt.

0:37:300:37:32

I just wanted to invite you over for a meal at Jack's.

0:37:320:37:34

Just to let him know we're there for him.

0:37:340:37:36

Ah, that's a lovely idea.

0:37:360:37:37

Yeah. What time do you want us over there?

0:37:370:37:39

No, it's just family.

0:37:420:37:43

Well, Steven's Lauren's partner.

0:37:430:37:44

Dad. It's fine.

0:37:440:37:46

Go on, I should be at the restaurant anyway.

0:37:460:37:49

Six o'clock?

0:37:490:37:50

Do you want me to text Abi?

0:37:500:37:52

No, no, no, I'm sorting it out.

0:37:520:37:54

Right, I'll leave you to it.

0:37:550:37:57

What's all this - new year's resolution?

0:38:040:38:08

Well, I thought I'd clear the old cobwebs, you know.

0:38:080:38:10

Crack out the old tracksuit.

0:38:100:38:12

Looking a bit tight there, bro?

0:38:120:38:14

Er... I'm not being funny, but, er...

0:38:140:38:17

I think they're beyond budgie-smugglers.

0:38:170:38:19

I'm sure you'll find that all the top trainers recommend these, mate.

0:38:190:38:22

Yeah? Do they do them in men's, or...?

0:38:220:38:25

Yeah... You fancy using another muscle besides your mouth?

0:38:250:38:29

Oh, right, I see, Vincent.

0:38:290:38:31

So, basically what you're saying is, you want to have a race...

0:38:310:38:34

You see!

0:38:340:38:35

THEY LAUGH

0:38:350:38:36

What if we hired the Glamour Boys, right?

0:39:270:39:30

Pack this place full of screaming housewives.

0:39:300:39:32

We could charge, like, 20 quid a head?

0:39:320:39:35

It would give Linda a proper homecoming.

0:39:350:39:37

Hey, gets my vote!

0:39:370:39:38

Mick's hardly going to go for that. Besides, think of the baby oil.

0:39:380:39:42

Trust me, that stuff's a nightmare to get out of upholstery.

0:39:420:39:46

How do you know?!

0:39:460:39:47

SHE CHUCKLES

0:39:470:39:48

Max.

0:39:500:39:51

Do pass on my condolences to Jack, won't you?

0:39:510:39:55

Yeah, course I will, yeah.

0:39:550:39:56

How's he doing?

0:39:560:39:57

Er, yeah, he's... Yeah, he's about as well as can be expected.

0:39:570:40:01

Abs, can I have a word?

0:40:040:40:05

Just I'm sorting out a dinner at Jack's later.

0:40:070:40:10

I was hoping you'd come along?

0:40:110:40:13

Oh, it's a bit short notice.

0:40:130:40:15

Yeah. It was a last-minute thing.

0:40:150:40:17

Well, I've actually got a shift later, so...

0:40:170:40:20

Look, I know that before, things between us...

0:40:220:40:25

I just thought we'd sorted everything out?

0:40:260:40:28

We're just short staffed as it is. I can't!

0:40:280:40:30

I'm sorry.

0:40:320:40:33

MICK GROWLS AND PANTS

0:40:410:40:44

Hold up. Hold up, hold up.

0:40:440:40:46

I'm having a heart attack here.

0:40:460:40:48

What was that, 40? 45 minutes?

0:40:480:40:50

Six and a half minutes.

0:40:500:40:51

Six and a half?! All right, you won, Usain. Lord it up. Lord it up.

0:40:510:40:56

I need to honest... this stitch is killing me, mate.

0:40:560:40:59

HE GROANS

0:40:590:41:01

There was a time I'd have lapped this gaff.

0:41:020:41:05

In my life, coming up to 40 now... Look at the state of me, look.

0:41:050:41:09

What was we thinking?

0:41:090:41:10

I needed to get out of the Square, you know. Away from all the chat.

0:41:130:41:17

Just heard this morning about, um...

0:41:190:41:21

..Roxy and Ronnie.

0:41:220:41:23

Ronnie and I were...together, you know, long time ago, but...

0:41:280:41:34

I just, er, I just keep thinking...

0:41:380:41:41

..what if that was my L?

0:41:430:41:45

Or Kim?

0:41:470:41:48

'I'm looking forward to spending my life with you and the kids

0:42:010:42:05

'and having a fresh new start.

0:42:050:42:08

'And I love you.

0:42:090:42:10

-'Aww!'

-'I'm embarrassed now!'

0:42:100:42:12

What do you think you're doing?

0:42:120:42:15

I'm sorry. I was tidying and I just found it.

0:42:150:42:18

What if the kids had come in?

0:42:180:42:20

Why didn't you say you had this?

0:42:200:42:21

What, I've got to run everything by you now, have I?

0:42:210:42:24

No, I just...

0:42:240:42:25

The Family Liaison Officer called.

0:42:290:42:32

He said he's popping round tomorrow, for a chat.

0:42:320:42:35

HE SIGHS

0:42:350:42:37

Why can't everyone just leave me alone?

0:42:370:42:39

Why can't they just back off?

0:42:390:42:41

Jack.

0:42:420:42:44

Times like this, it's important we stick together.

0:42:440:42:49

Family.

0:42:490:42:50

Don't!

0:42:500:42:51

The state of it!

0:43:000:43:01

Yeah, I know. I, er, have been meaning to keep an eye on it.

0:43:020:43:07

Just not been able to find the time.

0:43:070:43:09

ARTHUR MURMURS

0:43:090:43:10

I know.

0:43:100:43:11

Remember the hours Dad used to spend up here?

0:43:110:43:14

I swear, half the time he'd come up here just to get away from Mum's nagging.

0:43:140:43:18

I never understood it as a kid. Seemed so slow. Boring.

0:43:180:43:22

I get it now, Dad.

0:43:240:43:25

The nurturing...

0:43:270:43:28

What you doing?

0:43:340:43:35

Come on!

0:43:350:43:36

Unless you want this to be little Arthur's lasting memory of the place?

0:43:360:43:40

Thought I'd lend you a hand preparing this meal.

0:43:410:43:44

Should I be grateful or offended?

0:43:440:43:46

Dad. I've tasted your cooking. Definitely grateful.

0:43:460:43:50

Cup of tea?

0:43:510:43:52

Yeah, go on, then. How did things go with Abs?

0:43:520:43:56

Er, yeah.

0:43:560:43:57

I mean, she wanted to come, but she's got work and all that.

0:43:570:44:01

What... Surely this is a little bit more important than Babe's pie and mash?

0:44:010:44:05

I thought you sorted things out?

0:44:050:44:07

Lauren, Abi's made up her mind. It's fine.

0:44:070:44:09

No. No, it ain't.

0:44:100:44:11

Lauren?

0:44:150:44:16

Why don't we order in some craft beers?

0:44:180:44:20

Appeal to the East End hipsters? They're all loaded.

0:44:200:44:22

No way. I'm not having this place full of trendy Wendys!

0:44:220:44:26

Rocking up here with their curly 'taches and that.

0:44:260:44:28

You talking about Aunt Babe again?

0:44:280:44:29

I heard that!

0:44:290:44:30

Watch it. You'll be in her next pie with that pigeon chest.

0:44:300:44:34

Right. Let's hear them, then, the suggestions?

0:44:340:44:38

I suggest that you back off and stop giving us orders.

0:44:390:44:42

I'm doing this for Mick.

0:44:420:44:45

Not surprised you ain't helping.

0:44:450:44:47

The woman too lazy to recycle a few bottles out the back.

0:44:470:44:49

This ain't about laziness.

0:44:490:44:51

This is about showing the council they can't push us around with their petty rules.

0:44:510:44:54

You truly are a modern-day hero(!)

0:44:540:44:56

What about a supper club?

0:44:560:44:58

What?

0:44:580:44:59

My mum does it sometimes in Exeter. It's a different menu each week.

0:44:590:45:04

It's fun. The punters love it.

0:45:040:45:06

Yeah. I like that, actually.

0:45:060:45:08

Me too. We've just got to come up with a decent theme.

0:45:080:45:11

Well done, Abi.

0:45:110:45:13

Why you giving Dad such a hard time?

0:45:160:45:18

I'm not.

0:45:180:45:20

Whatever issues you've got, can't you just put them to one side for one night?

0:45:200:45:23

This is for Uncle Jack!

0:45:230:45:24

I don't have issues.

0:45:240:45:26

I can't believe what a selfish cow you're being!

0:45:260:45:28

I couldn't even if I wanted to, because I'm working.

0:45:280:45:31

It's all right, Abi, love. This meal, it sounds important.

0:45:310:45:35

Make the shift up later in the week.

0:45:350:45:38

I'd hate to think of you missing out.

0:45:380:45:40

Remember when he bought home that freaky-sized cauliflower?

0:45:460:45:49

Big as a football?

0:45:490:45:51

Only he didn't see that slug, did he?

0:45:510:45:53

Mum just screamed the house down. The old man just laughed.

0:45:530:45:56

She thought he'd done it deliberate, for a joke.

0:45:560:45:59

Didn't speak to him for a full week!

0:45:590:46:01

She never got over it, did she?

0:46:060:46:08

Not getting to say goodbye to him.

0:46:100:46:12

None of us did, I s'pose.

0:46:120:46:14

I miss them.

0:46:170:46:18

Me too.

0:46:200:46:21

Could really do with them being around. Especially now.

0:46:230:46:25

Why now?

0:46:260:46:27

No reason.

0:46:290:46:30

Proper part of the family, this place, innit?

0:46:340:46:36

Hopefully one day this little man will get involved.

0:46:380:46:40

What, Arthur Fowler - the next generation?

0:46:400:46:43

Exactly. Exactly.

0:46:440:46:47

You off out?

0:46:570:46:58

All right, Jack?

0:46:580:47:00

Er, yeah. Danny's going to take me for a drink, over the Vic.

0:47:000:47:04

Thought we'd...give you some space.

0:47:040:47:06

Come on, Mum.

0:47:080:47:09

Jack. Look, I know you didn't want a fuss,

0:47:170:47:19

but, well, Lauren and Dot are already in the kitchen.

0:47:190:47:23

They're with the kids.

0:47:230:47:24

They could really do with this as well.

0:47:260:47:29

Can you not just do it for them?

0:47:300:47:32

Mick. Can I have a word?

0:47:420:47:45

I know money's really tight.

0:47:510:47:53

Plus, I wanted to make up for yesterday,

0:47:550:47:57

so I put everyone's heads together.

0:47:570:48:00

How'd you feel about a weekly supper club?

0:48:020:48:06

Six weeks. To cover the slow period.

0:48:060:48:09

I've run the numbers, I can make it work relatively cheap.

0:48:090:48:13

All above board, of course!

0:48:140:48:16

You been on this all day, yeah?

0:48:190:48:21

In between the orders, yeah.

0:48:210:48:23

I think we can turn a tidy profit.

0:48:240:48:27

All we need's the theme.

0:48:270:48:28

Well... How about European?

0:48:320:48:34

Bit of German, Polish, Italian...

0:48:350:48:37

A bit of the EU, you know, before we take the plunge.

0:48:390:48:42

Excellent idea! I'll draft up some rough menus on my break.

0:48:420:48:47

Babe...

0:48:470:48:48

Well done, yeah?

0:48:490:48:51

What's the rush? Have they got a sale on the pork pies?

0:48:530:48:56

Look, I know she's a bit...

0:48:580:48:59

She's just trying to help.

0:48:590:49:01

What is she doing in here?

0:49:060:49:07

Mum, she's just lost both her daughters.

0:49:120:49:15

CHILDREN CHATTER

0:49:220:49:26

All right? Dinner's nearly ready.

0:49:370:49:39

He really doesn't look up for this, Dad.

0:49:390:49:41

We've just got to try and take his mind off things, that's all.

0:49:410:49:44

Even if it's for one night. See what you can do, Lauren.

0:49:440:49:47

KNOCK AT DOOR

0:49:520:49:53

I'll get that.

0:49:530:49:55

Cheers, Dot.

0:49:550:49:56

So! What are you two playing?

0:50:020:50:05

Minecraft.

0:50:050:50:06

Oh! Cool! Your dad would like to play that, wouldn't he?

0:50:060:50:09

He doesn't want to play.

0:50:090:50:10

Might be because he doesn't know how to.

0:50:110:50:14

Maybe you two could show him, eh? Go on.

0:50:140:50:16

Look who I found on the doorstep.

0:50:240:50:27

Babe gave me the night off, so...

0:50:290:50:31

Well, I'd better set another place, then.

0:50:310:50:35

Glad you could make it, Abs.

0:50:380:50:39

So how am I supposed to know what I'm doing?

0:50:420:50:44

Press the button. Faster. Faster!

0:50:440:50:46

He's too slow!

0:50:470:50:48

CHILDREN GIGGLE

0:50:480:50:50

Oh, it's like that, then, is it?

0:50:500:50:51

Well, come on, then, show me how it works.

0:50:510:50:53

Minute Mart's finest?

0:51:000:51:02

Nah, nah.

0:51:020:51:04

Go on, then. I'll have a little one.

0:51:070:51:09

I dunno. Last time, the state of us after five minutes...

0:51:160:51:20

That's why I was thinking it should be a regular thing.

0:51:200:51:22

Every other night, in the park...

0:51:220:51:24

What you mean, like, a muggy little sort of jogging club?

0:51:270:51:31

No, no... More like, um, Rocky... training with Apollo.

0:51:310:51:36

Eye of the tiger and all that.

0:51:360:51:38

Always thought of myself as a bit of a cockney Stallone.

0:51:380:51:41

So all right, yeah, kushty mushty.

0:51:410:51:43

-Love it.

-Why not.

-It's on, yeah?

0:51:430:51:45

Course it is.

0:51:450:51:47

I tried helping, but...

0:51:470:51:50

Jack practically bit my head off.

0:51:500:51:52

Has he, um, told you what's going on with it all?

0:51:530:51:57

The will and stuff?

0:51:570:51:58

Mum?

0:52:000:52:01

SHE SOBS

0:52:010:52:03

It's all such a mess.

0:52:040:52:06

I'd just got them back in my life. My two girls.

0:52:070:52:12

And now they're gone, aren't they? Forever.

0:52:140:52:18

Hey, hey, come here.

0:52:180:52:20

It's all going to be OK. I promise.

0:52:210:52:25

There we go.

0:52:280:52:30

Lauren helped with the cooking. So it should be edible at least.

0:52:300:52:33

Shut up. Dad done the majority of it.

0:52:330:52:35

Go on, get stuck in.

0:52:350:52:36

It's a lot of pressure, innit? Having a top chef in the family.

0:52:390:52:43

Hardly a top chef.

0:52:430:52:44

It all looks lovely, Max.

0:52:440:52:47

Yeah. Nice one.

0:52:470:52:49

You're welcome.

0:52:500:52:51

When's Auntie Ronnie coming back? I want to show her my new uniform.

0:52:520:52:57

Dad told you. She's gone away with Mum. Haven't they, Dad?

0:52:570:53:01

Yes. That's right.

0:53:070:53:09

They're together. They're both in heaven.

0:53:090:53:13

But why?

0:53:130:53:14

Because they're angels. They're God's angels.

0:53:150:53:19

Will we ever see them again?

0:53:190:53:21

Oh, of course, you'll all be together one day.

0:53:210:53:25

But till then, they are in heaven. That's where they'll be.

0:53:250:53:30

Can they still see us?

0:53:300:53:32

Oh, all the time, they watch over you.

0:53:320:53:35

And they still love you, very, very much.

0:53:350:53:38

Do you understand now?

0:53:400:53:41

S'cuse me.

0:53:480:53:49

-Shall we go?

-No, it's all right, it's all right, I'll go.

0:53:510:53:54

Carry on, go on.

0:53:570:53:58

The cooking wasn't that bad, was it?

0:54:120:54:15

I just need a couple of minutes, yeah?

0:54:150:54:17

Is he OK?

0:54:280:54:29

Er, yeah, he'll be fine.

0:54:300:54:31

Earlier, in the pub...

0:54:340:54:35

Oh, just forget about it, Abi.

0:54:350:54:38

I was just being awkward. The thought of seeing Uncle Jack,

0:54:380:54:41

and not knowing what to say...

0:54:410:54:44

It wasn't you, OK?

0:54:440:54:45

Tonight was, um, a really nice idea.

0:54:480:54:50

Do you reckon?

0:54:520:54:53

Uncle Jack is lucky having you, you know, looking out for him.

0:54:540:54:58

Thank you, Abi.

0:55:020:55:03

Means a lot.

0:55:040:55:05

You all right, Stace?

0:55:120:55:13

Oh, good, you're both here.

0:55:130:55:16

I've been scouring the January sales. Check out what I found.

0:55:160:55:20

A website on towels?

0:55:210:55:22

Not just any towels, Stace. Top-of-the-range.

0:55:220:55:24

Non-irritant. Like Mum used to have.

0:55:240:55:26

Plus, they got 20% off!

0:55:260:55:28

They're still pricey!

0:55:280:55:30

-Stock was running low, so I ordered you a couple.

-What?

0:55:300:55:33

Nice one. We've been looking to replace those manky ones for months, haven't we?

0:55:330:55:36

Were we?

0:55:360:55:37

Yeah. Cheers, nice one, Michelle.

0:55:370:55:39

Hang on a minute - we're paying for them?

0:55:390:55:41

Stace, Michelle's done us a right favour here. 20% off!

0:55:410:55:45

There's lots of other home stuff on here. We should take a look.

0:55:450:55:49

Yes, please.

0:55:490:55:51

I thought you'd like that.

0:55:510:55:53

Sorry about that, everyone.

0:55:570:55:58

You ain't got nothing to be sorry for, Jack.

0:55:580:56:01

Where are the kids?

0:56:010:56:04

They're upstairs. Lauren took them up.

0:56:040:56:06

I've just put them to bed.

0:56:060:56:08

Dot was just saying we should go round hers on Sunday?

0:56:100:56:14

-Take the kids?

-Yeah.

0:56:140:56:15

Yeah, I could do a roast or something?

0:56:150:56:17

Oh, lovely idea. I could help you with it.

0:56:170:56:21

I could see about inviting Steven as well. He'd love to see you guys.

0:56:210:56:25

I can't do this.

0:56:250:56:26

What?

0:56:280:56:29

Everyone just...going on, pretending as if nothing's happened,

0:56:300:56:35

and it has.

0:56:350:56:36

It's worse out there. People staring at me.

0:56:370:56:40

It's the pity I can't escape.

0:56:410:56:43

Whatever happens in Walford...

0:56:450:56:47

It's never really going to feel like home again, is it?

0:56:490:56:51

But it is your home.

0:56:510:56:53

No, it's not.

0:56:530:56:54

Jack, come on...

0:56:540:56:56

No, I don't want people telling me what to do!

0:56:560:56:59

It's all about my kids.

0:57:010:57:03

This is about protecting them. That's why I'm doing this.

0:57:050:57:08

What you talking about, doing this - doing what?

0:57:080:57:11

JACK SIGHS

0:57:110:57:12

When this is done.

0:57:150:57:16

The funeral...

0:57:180:57:20

JACK SOBS

0:57:200:57:21

Me and the kids...

0:57:290:57:31

Me and the kids, we're moving to Ongar.

0:57:330:57:36

Babe ruffles some feathers.

Patrick is left stunned by Denise's latest revelation.

Dot offers some wisdom and comfort.

Lauren attempts to ease the tension amongst the family.