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So...

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-So...

-Still alive, then?

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Unless we died in the night and went to heaven.

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ALARM BEEPS

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No.

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We're still alive.

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HE GROANS

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HE SIGHS

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Does this feel like a mistake to ya?

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I mean, does it feel like that kind of a day?

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SHE SIGHS

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It's a good thing you're doing, hang on to that.

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There are three battles that shape our lives -

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nature versus nurture...

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..free will versus destiny...

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..and City versus United.

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MUSIC: "I Wanna Be Adored" by The Stone Roses

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# I don't have to sell my soul

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# He's already in me

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# I don't need to sell my soul

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# He's already in me

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# I wanna be adored

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# I wanna be adored... #

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LINE RINGS

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PHONE RINGS

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'It's Robbo here. Leave a beep after the message.'

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-BEEP

-'Yeah, Robbo, this is your wake-up call.

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'We're meeting Dad at 10.30.

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'I'm not expecting hugs and kisses. Just no fighting, for once.

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-'For me.'

-MACHINE CLICKS OFF

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# I wanna be adored

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# I wanna be adored. #

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Hey, get a move on. What time's kick off? You're going to be late!

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-Me socks aren't dry.

-Socks.

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RADIO PLAYS SOFTLY

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-Here. These'll have to do.

-Nice one.

-Here you are.

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Right. Good luck with your job interview.

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Not that you need it.

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Give us a kiss.

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-Bye, sweetheart.

-See you later.

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-Wash up for me, will ya?

-Yeah.

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-Come on, England!

-Come on, you can help with the washing up. See ya!

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-Er...

-HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

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HE SIGHS

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PHONE RINGS

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-RADIO:

-'This afternoon, the biggest match of Euro '96 so far.'

-Morning.

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-'It's England versus Scotland at Wembley.'

-You all right, Maurice?

-Yeah, I'm all right.

-Yeah?

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Mr Cotton?

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-Mr Cotton! It's for you.

-I know. I know.

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Daniel, he's in the middle of something at the moment. Yeah. Yeah.

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-Eh up!

-Come on. Cheers, love!

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HE SIGHS

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DOOR OPENS

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Oh, finally! Where've you been?

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Oh, forgive me, I'm passionate about my business.

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-You should try it yourself sometimes.

-Oh, I have passions, too.

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They just don't happen to include a compressed dextrose tablet

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-in the shape of an animal.

-Charming.

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What do you think paid for my house? Your house?

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What do you think paid for everything you've got?

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OK. OK, I'm sorry. You're here now, that's the main thing.

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-Is he here?

-No. No, not yet.

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Where is he, then? Drugged up in a gutter somewhere, as usual, I think.

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I want this to work, OK? So, just go easy on him.

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I always went easy on him.

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-Well, that was to protect the rest of us.

-He needed protecting, too.

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He was old enough to know better.

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I know it's the modern way to never actually hold your hand up and say, "My fault",

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-but I'm not a big fan of the modern way.

-Oh, you don't say(!)

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Hey!

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-Hello.

-You all right?

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-Hey.

-Hi, mate.

-How are you?

-Yeah, good.

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Right, let me get you a coffee or something.

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You look almost respectable.

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-What you doing for a living these days?

-I've got a club...in town.

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-Are there any staff in here?

-A club?!

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HE LAUGHS At your age?

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What kind of job is that for a grown man?

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Says the man who makes sweets for a living.

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I'm very good at making sweets for a living.

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-Is he good at running a nightclub for a living?

-Yes.

-I am here.

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Good. So, we're not getting together because you need money, then?

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Oh, lovely. Lovely!

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No. No we're getting together for me. OK? For me.

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-Morning, Joanne.

-Morning.

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So, is this how it went with the Prodigal Son? Remind me.

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It's been a while since I read it.

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-No, sorry, Daniel. This was never going to work.

-Dad, please, for me.

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-Sit down.

-This wasn't my idea.

-I guessed that.

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Shut up you! Dad, please.

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-No, a waste of time.

-I've got cancer, by the way.

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What are you talking about?

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-What?

-I've got cancer.

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-That's why Daniel wanted you to see me.

-Is that true?

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No, it isn't.

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But I just wondered what it would take to get you to turn round.

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You are a sick bugger, you know? You always were. ROBBO LAUGHS

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Hmm.

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DANIEL SIGHS

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COUGHING

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-MUFFLED:

-Are you all right?

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Robbo?

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Dad! Dad?

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Dad? Dad!

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Dad?

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Come on.

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ALARM

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Dad!

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THEY GROAN

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SAMUEL MUMBLES

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SAMUEL COUGHS

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How come you stayed on your feet?

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I don't know.

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Did you hear something?

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Yeah...a fucking big bang. Did you?

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No, I'm serious. Listen.

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-WAILING

-There.

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CREAKING

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Bloody hell!

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Right, you two, go on outside. Go on.

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We need to get out of here before this place comes down.

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I'm all right. No touching.

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-WOMAN MOANS

-It's OK, love. My name's Daniel.

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What's yours?

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Joanne.

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SIREN

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-WOMAN:

-Can everybody keep back now?

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HUBBUB

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I'm all right.

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Hey, over here, mate.

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Over here. There's more. There's more down there.

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HUBBUB

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Here. Here.

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Careful.

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-POLICE OFFICER:

-This way. Come on.

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SIRENS

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ROTORS WHIR

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POLICE RADIO CRACKLES SIRENS

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BABY CRIES

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Any word on the bastards that did this?

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Police are saying IRA.

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Yeah, well, I'm not surprised.

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That's the peace process for you.

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Hold still.

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-Hey, I drove an ambulance in the war round Trafford Park.

-Yeah?

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A bit of flying glass isn't going to scare me, love.

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It's better to be on the safe side.

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That's the trouble with this country, innit, eh?

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You start off banning conkers

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and, the next minute, the IRA have taken you for a soft touch.

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Excuse me. Excuse me, this lady got hurt. Can somebody have a look?

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I'm in shock, right, so what I'm thinking is,

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you've got legitimate access to various chemicals

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and...I'm a legitimate bomb victim in need of comfort.

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So...where's the harm?

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Don't push your luck, mate.

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SIREN

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-Are you all right, Dad?

-Never better. How's the cleaner?

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Yeah, she's going to be all right.

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He hasn't changed.

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We nearly died in there. Doesn't that make you think?

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Dead right. It makes me think we should hold on to what's important.

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And he isn't important.

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Hey, mate... that woman you brought out,

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Any chance you could see her home?

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Yeah, go on. Hey...make sure you're back for kick off.

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-Cheers, mate.

-JOANNE: It's just a scratch. I just need to get home.

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-I'll give you a lift home, love.

-Seriously?

-Yeah, absolutely.

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-Oh, you're a diamond.

-Come on.

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ROTORS WHIR DISTANTLY

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MEN SHOUT

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SIREN

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Is that what I think it is, sir?

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Cut me some slack, mate, I nearly just breathed me last in there.

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So did I.

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So...you know.

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MUSIC: "Regret" by New Order

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Do you need to call anyone? I've got one of these terrible things.

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Oh...a megaphone would be more use.

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I've got one son playing football and another at a job interview.

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-SHE SIGHS

-Job interview?

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Are you old enough to have a son that age?

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-Sorry, I didn't mean...

-THEY LAUGH

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You're going to have to direct me from here.

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Oh, turn left here... and we're at the end.

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It's not that bad, is it?

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No. No. No, no.

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-I think I used to live round here.

-You think you did?!

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Yeah, I did.

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Definitely.

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I know I did.

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-TV:

-'We've just received these pictures of central Manchester.'

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-REPORTER:

-'A massive explosion can clearly be seen.'

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-TV:

-'What I can tell you is that, from about a quarter past ten this morning,

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-'police were cordoning off a...'

-Adopted, by the way.

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When I was about five.

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I knew it was somewhere this way and, er...

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Well, it started coming back to me, driving you back.

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Oh, right.

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Thank goodness for that, I thought you were going X-Files on me.

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-THEY LAUGH

-Thought you'd let a nutter bring you home.

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Not for the first time, believe me. HE LAUGHS

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-I can't watch that, sorry. Have a seat.

-Thanks.

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HE SIGHS Thank you, by the way, for...

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-I never said thank you.

-No, don't, please. You don't have to.

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Who were them fellers you were with?

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It was me family. Me dad and me brother.

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Don't look like you.

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Well, there's a reason for that.

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Oh, yeah, right, sorry. Adopted, you said.

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THEY LAUGH

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What did you think about...when that ceiling came down on us?

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My boys. Did they have their keys with them?

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Could they break in, if they didn't?

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Would I be late for me other job? What about you?

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That I didn't want to come round and find John Major by the side of me bed.

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THEY LAUGH Well, I wouldn't have minded that.

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No matter how bad I looked, I know I'd have looked healthier than him.

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HE CHUCKLES

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I felt sort of surprised, too. You know? I thought...

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"Oh, so this is how it ends."

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You know?

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Do you want a top up or will your wife be wondering where you got to?

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I'm not married.

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It's a long story and...

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you really don't want to hear it.

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Don't worry, I wasn't asking to hear it.

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Here are. Oh. Cheers.

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Where have you been?! You've been ages!

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-She lived over Flixton way.

-Oh.

-Got stuck on the M62.

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I thought you might have aftershock or something.

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-No, that's like earthquakes, innit?

-Are you sure you're all right?

-Yeah.

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-Aye, aye.

-Ah, you made it, then.

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Just in time for kick off.

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-Look at this. TV:

-'One pregnant woman

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'was blown off her feet by the blast.'

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You know what we should do, we should go to Old Trafford tomorrow for the Germany/Russia game.

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Show the paddies we're not afraid.

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No Irish Republican is going to want to bomb Old Trafford, Dad. It's a Catholic club.

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-So, what's City?

-Buddhist. All suffering leads to enlightenment.

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THEY LAUGH

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'Well, here we go into the second half, then. It's 0-0, England against Scotland.

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'Seaman stands tall as McAlister, has a chance to level the scores.

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-'Oh, what a save!'

-Yes, he saved it!

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SAMUEL LAUGHS

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They're never very good in the heat, are they, the Jocks?

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Having a brush with death like that, it brings things home to you -

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not letting the moment pass and all that.

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You really want to make that bomb an excuse

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for a begging letter on your brother's behalf?

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-It's not a begging letter.

-He'll never change. Simple as that.

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Would it be so hard for the three of us

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just to be sitting here watching the game, having a beer and not raking over the past?

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-I don't want him back in my life.

-He's your family. He's in your life, whether you want him or not.

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-You can't just pick and choose.

-Why not? I picked you, didn't I?

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-Bought me, more like.

-"Bought me"?!

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Well, that's lovely. Put that on my Fathers' Day card.

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You're getting to sound like the other one.

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The other one?!

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That's my brother, your son.

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-His name is Robbo!

-His name is shit!

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Yeah? And whose fault is that? You brought him up, you crippled him, like you crippled me

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and the only difference between you and the other one is, at least he knows he's fucked.

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'Let the celebrations begin! Gazza makes it 2-0 to England!'

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Dad? Dad? Dad! Dad!

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Dad?! Dad?!

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Claire! Claire! Claire!

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-Yeah?

-It's Dad!

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He just went over.

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-Samuel? Samuel?

-Come on, Dad!

-I'll ring for an ambulance.

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Dad! Come on, Dad!

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Mum?

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-Hi.

-Oh, sweetheart. Thanks for coming.

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-Hi.

-Are you OK?

-Yeah.

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-How is he?

-They're monitoring him.

-What does that mean?

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-Well, he's had a stroke.

-Oh, God!

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They think it's delayed shock after the bomb.

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Could've been the stress I was piling on him.

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-Along with 40 fags and a fry-up every morning.

-He was on a health kick. Special K and Silk Cut.

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Your dad could start a row in an empty house. He'll be fine. He always is.

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I'll just, erm...

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Excuse me.

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DANCE MUSIC PUMPS CHATTER

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-So, he's going to be all right?

-Yeah, the medics seem to think so.

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Just my luck.

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I put him in there, arguing about you, so lay off, will ya?

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I can't help it, I owe money. I owe it to some bad people.

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Proper naughty. You know why? Cos of you and Dad.

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What do you mean, because of me?!

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You promised to help me out.

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I've been helping you out all your life!

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I know, but you said you were good for a few bob more.

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You know, straighten me out once and for all.

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-We've been here before, haven't we?

-Play this.

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I don't do requests, mate. I'm not a wedding DJ.

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Play it!

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All right. All right, I'll play it.

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I didn't know it was your birthday.

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Pussy!

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GANGSTA RAP MUSIC PLAYS

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Now can you see why I need the money?

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It's them I borrowed the money off.

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Oh, brilliant(!)

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Where have you been?

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-HE SIGHS

-Arguing with Robbo.

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Did you make him have a stroke, too?

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Very funny.

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SHE LAUGHS I have perspective.

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BOTH SIGH

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HE SIGHS HEAVILY

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BUZZER

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Hiya. Is Robbo in?

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Cheers.

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-WOMAN:

-Are you telling me you didn't cheat on me?

-MAN MUMBLES

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-Go away!

-What?

-I don't care, you cheated on me.

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If it's a threesome you're after, we're all shagged out.

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Well, I'm glad one of us could sleep.

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-ROBBO SIGHS

-What time is it?

-Just gone nine.

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ROBBO GROANS

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See you, Robbo.

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Yeah, see ya...

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-Caroline.

-I'd have got there in the end!

-Piss off!

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Bit touchy.

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So...how much do you owe them?

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The Manc Capones?

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30 grand...and rising.

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Why would you borrow 30 grand off drug dealers?

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I got in a bit of a mess.

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Right. I owed the brewery. I owed on the lease.

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I owed security on the door. I owed business rates.

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And, to be fair, the drug dealers

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-have proved a more reliable source of liquidity than you.

-Oh, really?

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-Hmm.

-So, what happened to the ten grand I gave you last month?

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Where did that go?

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Buy me breakfast, I'll tell ya.

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Ten grand on a five-match accumulator.

0:24:080:24:12

I put the full wad on our lads to win it.

0:24:120:24:15

This isn't real, is it?

0:24:160:24:19

It's real, all right.

0:24:190:24:21

Scotland done, yeah?

0:24:210:24:24

England just need to win their next four matches.

0:24:240:24:27

450 grand...and change.

0:24:270:24:31

I think that might be just enough to turn things around?

0:24:320:24:35

Sorry, you bet ten...

0:24:370:24:39

ten grand that England aren't going to mess up in a major tournament?

0:24:390:24:44

Why would anyone do that?!

0:24:460:24:48

It's that bomb.

0:24:480:24:50

See, one inch either side of that pillar and I'd be dead.

0:24:510:24:54

But I walked out of there, nothing heavier than plaster dust on me.

0:24:550:24:58

And, I tell you, I knew then

0:24:580:25:00

that bomb was the start of my lucky streak.

0:25:000:25:03

The bomb? The bomb made you to do it.

0:25:040:25:07

Yeah. Yeah.

0:25:070:25:10

Why, didn't the bomb tell you anything?

0:25:100:25:13

26 bets. Ten doubles, ten trebles,

0:25:130:25:17

five fourfold and a straight fivefold accumulator.

0:25:170:25:21

I'd better take this for safe keeping, you see,

0:25:250:25:28

because you can't be trusted.

0:25:280:25:30

DOORBELL

0:25:520:25:53

Yeah?

0:26:050:26:07

Hiya. Is your mum in?

0:26:070:26:09

-Yeah!

-Who is it?

-Some bloke!

0:26:090:26:11

Sorry about that.

0:26:180:26:19

Oh, I've been called worse.

0:26:190:26:21

Just...passing were you?

0:26:230:26:26

No, not really. I, erm...

0:26:260:26:29

I wanted to see how you were.

0:26:300:26:32

-Do you want to come in?

-Yeah. Yeah.

0:26:360:26:39

Don't mind him, he's very protective.

0:26:470:26:49

Ah.

0:26:490:26:50

How are you feeling today?

0:26:510:26:53

All right, you know.

0:26:530:26:56

Thanks for asking.

0:26:560:26:57

I'm off to the shops.

0:27:000:27:01

Don't be long.

0:27:010:27:03

Listen, I, erm... I just wanted to explain,

0:27:050:27:09

I don't know if you thought I was being a bit weird or what yesterday.

0:27:090:27:13

We were all being weird yesterday. We nearly got blown to smithereens.

0:27:130:27:17

It just freaked me out. You know, the bomb, finding you...

0:27:170:27:21

and then coming back here after all that time.

0:27:210:27:24

You got a long way away from here.

0:27:240:27:26

Yeah, sometimes I think maybe a bit too far.

0:27:260:27:28

SHE LAUGHS There's no such thing as too far away from here.

0:27:280:27:33

Good place to come from... shit place to stay.

0:27:330:27:38

Sounds like a country and western song.

0:27:380:27:40

My whole life sounds like a country and western song.

0:27:400:27:43

And how are you?

0:27:430:27:46

Yeah.

0:27:460:27:48

I don't know. I mean...

0:27:480:27:51

I, sort of, feel like I've been picked for something.

0:27:510:27:54

But, er...I don't know what it is yet.

0:27:540:27:57

Do you know what I mean?

0:27:580:28:00

Not really.

0:28:000:28:02

HE LAUGHS

0:28:020:28:04

OK.

0:28:040:28:07

-All right?

-This is Daniel. It was him that helped me out yesterday.

0:28:070:28:11

Thanks, mate. Nice one.

0:28:110:28:13

Yeah.

0:28:130:28:15

Anyway, er...I'll see you around.

0:28:150:28:19

What is it you do?

0:28:190:28:22

-What?

-For work? What do you do?

0:28:220:28:25

Oh, er... it's too boring to tell you.

0:28:250:28:30

More boring than cleaning?

0:28:300:28:32

It IS cleaning.

0:28:320:28:35

Yeah, industrial.

0:28:350:28:37

You know, factories on... Close down or after they've been built.

0:28:370:28:42

That sort of thing. Yeah.

0:28:420:28:44

You must be very good at it, car like that.

0:28:440:28:47

-Haven't you heard of easy credit?

-SHE LAUGHS

0:28:470:28:49

I don't trust easy credit.

0:28:490:28:52

That's why I've got two jobs and a sofa from a skip.

0:28:520:28:55

And not much time for anything else.

0:28:550:28:58

What made you think I was after anything else?

0:28:580:29:00

You keep looking at me as if you want to say something and then stop yourself.

0:29:000:29:04

In my experience, that can mean one of two things,

0:29:040:29:07

you're going to ask me out or you're going to chuck me.

0:29:070:29:10

No, it's neither.

0:29:100:29:13

I'm a mouth breather.

0:29:130:29:15

It's the curse of the windswept Manc.

0:29:150:29:18

Right.

0:29:180:29:20

Hey, look what the cat dragged in.

0:29:530:29:55

Charlie came up from London as soon as he heard.

0:29:550:29:58

-That was nice of him. Nice to see you, Son.

-Hiya, Dad.

0:29:580:30:01

Nice to see you're in one piece. This is Matilda.

0:30:010:30:04

-Hello, love.

-Hi.

-Pleased to meet you.

-And you.

0:30:040:30:07

-How are you feeling, Dad?

-Never better.

0:30:070:30:10

-It's great to see you sitting up.

-Yeah.

-I thought, erm...

0:30:100:30:14

-Well, you know, for a minute, I thought...

-Yeah, well...

0:30:140:30:17

the IRA tried to kill me in the morning and you tried to kill me in the afternoon.

0:30:170:30:21

-Sam!

-Yeah, but don't worry, I'd feel like shit if I was in your shoes, but we move on.

0:30:210:30:26

Get Charlie to tell you what he just told me. This is genius. You'll love it.

0:30:260:30:29

-I'm sure you don't want to hear it again.

-Of course I do, love.

0:30:290:30:32

I can look at you while he's telling 'em.

0:30:320:30:35

Feel free to sue my father for sexual harassment at any stage.

0:30:350:30:39

I was just telling Grandad about PFI.

0:30:390:30:42

-I thought it was the IRA claimed responsibility?

-Oh, for God's sake!

0:30:420:30:44

Just listen, will you? SAMUEL CHUCKLES

0:30:440:30:47

Here's the thing. They get this private finance whatsit?

0:30:470:30:51

-And that's how Manchester is going to get rebuilt at no cost to the taxpayer.

-I doubt that.

0:30:510:30:57

Oh, there you are, you see. What did I tell you?

0:30:570:30:59

-He'd have a downer on it. I told you, didn't I?

-Are we going to argue about this now or, erm...?

-No, we're not.

0:30:590:31:04

-You're supposed to be resting.

-Right.

0:31:040:31:08

-Claire, we listen to.

-Oh, right. OK.

0:31:080:31:11

Hello! There he is!

0:31:120:31:14

Hello, you two! What a sight for sore eyes!

0:31:140:31:17

-Hello.

-Hello, Grandad. How are you feeling?

0:31:170:31:20

-Feeling very bored, actually.

-Oh.

-Anyway...

0:31:200:31:23

How's life with Tony and Gordon?

0:31:230:31:25

You! Oh, hello, you must be Matilda. I'm Louise.

0:31:250:31:29

-That's Peter, my husband.

-Hi.

-Why did you bring the kids?

0:31:290:31:32

Is this a lefty's idea of Disneyland?

0:31:320:31:35

He used to make a lot of Airfix models as a child. I blame the glue.

0:31:350:31:39

Hey, don't start, you two, you'll scare the other patients.

0:31:390:31:42

-There we are.

-Are you all right, love?

0:31:440:31:47

-Yeah, it's just, erm...

-Come on.

0:31:470:31:50

-I'll see you at home, yeah?

-Sure. Of course.

0:31:530:31:56

And what's your name. How old are you?

0:31:560:31:59

If our Louise had said that canvassing meant folding,

0:32:010:32:03

I'd have thought twice.

0:32:030:32:05

What you worrying about?

0:32:140:32:16

The Holland match.

0:32:170:32:19

It's only football.

0:32:210:32:23

That doesn't...really help.

0:32:250:32:28

You see them? It's just a matter of breaking 'em up into individual sweets.

0:32:320:32:36

-Stop. Here, try one.

-No, thanks.

-Go on!

-You know you want to!

-Fine.

0:32:360:32:43

With a figure like yours, a sweet's not going to do you any harm.

0:32:430:32:47

Guilty pleasures are always the best, Samuel.

0:32:490:32:51

-Oh.

-Quite right.

-SHE LAUGHS

0:32:510:32:55

You understand human weakness, you understand the sweet industry.

0:32:550:32:58

That's all there is to it.

0:32:580:33:00

You don't win Budget Sherbet-Based Brand of the Year

0:33:000:33:03

for ten years on the bounce without knowing a thing or two about human nature.

0:33:030:33:07

What are you doing out of hospital? They let you leave?

0:33:070:33:11

-No, I checked meself out. Have you ever tried to sleep in hospital?

-Oh!

0:33:110:33:15

I'd have died of exhaustion in there.

0:33:150:33:17

You shouldn't be here. You should be at home resting.

0:33:170:33:19

Yeah, well, I'm just doing the tour and then I'll go home.

0:33:190:33:22

Matilda here is actually very interested in sweet manufacture.

0:33:220:33:26

Hmm. I did my post-grad thesis on British manufacturing industry so...

0:33:260:33:30

You see, beauty and brains. THEY LAUGH

0:33:300:33:33

-Grandad, you all right?

-Yeah! Hmm.

0:33:330:33:37

-Actually, I think I'm cured.

-Oh.

0:33:370:33:39

THEY LAUGH

0:33:390:33:41

DOORBELL

0:33:430:33:44

Hiya. Please, don't close the door. I'm on a scheme for the unemployed

0:33:440:33:48

-and I am just wondering if you'd be interested in buying any cleaning products today.

-No, thanks.

0:33:480:33:52

Dishcloths. Chamois leathers. All handmade by mentals.

0:33:520:33:56

I don't buy from the door. Sorry.

0:33:560:33:58

Say hello to Daniel for me.

0:33:580:34:00

What?

0:34:010:34:03

-How do you know Daniel?

-Everybody knows Daniel.

0:34:030:34:06

He's a mate of Robbo's from the club, in't he?

0:34:060:34:08

Erm...just hang on.

0:34:080:34:11

Take...this for your trouble.

0:34:130:34:17

Thanks. Very righteous of you.

0:34:180:34:21

-So what, he just said he knew me?

-Yeah.

-What did he look like?

0:34:340:34:38

Like a rat in an anorak.

0:34:390:34:41

-Ring any bells?

-No, not really.

0:34:410:34:44

Ella's fast asleep.

0:34:440:34:47

Oh, well done, Peter. Here, get yourself a beer.

0:34:470:34:50

Oh, Samuel, do you want mayonnaise on your chicken sandwich?

0:34:500:34:54

No. No mayonnaise, no salt, no pleasure. DOORBELL

0:34:540:34:59

All I've got to look forward to is hummus and death.

0:34:590:35:03

-Hey, we've got a lot riding on this match.

-Nice to see you.

0:35:030:35:06

-Look at this! All the family together. I love it!

-Charlie!

0:35:060:35:09

A member of my tribe who really appreciates me.

0:35:090:35:12

Come and sit next to me, the pair of you. I want someone I can talk some sense with.

0:35:120:35:16

-Matilda, do you want a drink?

-A glass of white wine, please. Thank you.

0:35:160:35:20

Can I get a beer, Mum?

0:35:200:35:22

-TV:

-'The Dutch have won the toss, so De Boer and Bergkamp will kick off.'

0:35:220:35:27

-Thank you.

-So, how did you meet my brother?

0:35:270:35:29

Oh, I was an intern in his department and it was raining one day and he lent me his umbrella. Didn't ya?

0:35:290:35:34

Oh, that sounds dangerously left wing of him.

0:35:340:35:37

Well, it was raining very heavily.

0:35:370:35:39

-Overpaid rubbish. Everyone of them.

-SAMUEL: Yeah, I agree.

0:35:390:35:43

I tell you who's overpaid - you and your bloody public schoolboy mates.

0:35:430:35:46

-Running round waving money at each other.

-England prepared for the tournament

0:35:460:35:49

by getting drunk on tequila. What sort of an example's that?

0:35:490:35:52

I don't look to Teddy Sheringham and Gazza to give me moral guidance, I look to them to play football.

0:35:520:35:56

-So, off the pitch anything goes? Murder? Armed robbery?

-Get a grip, Charlie!

0:35:560:36:00

-"Britain won three gold medals today in the Paedophile Olympics."

-Will you just shut up?!

0:36:000:36:04

The lot of ya! Can we just watch the match?!

0:36:040:36:08

HE SIGHS TV PLAYS

0:36:110:36:14

You all right?

0:36:270:36:29

It's just the usual crap. Dad playing me off against someone.

0:36:290:36:34

Always making me feel like I have to live up to something, but never telling me what it is.

0:36:350:36:40

Oh, you nearly lost him!

0:36:400:36:42

So, if you have to back down from the odd fight...

0:36:420:36:46

Have you ever wanted to be anybody else? Somebody else.

0:36:460:36:49

SHE LAUGHS Well, don't take this personally,

0:36:490:36:53

but...I wouldn't mind being Mrs Sean Penn for the day.

0:36:530:36:57

No strings either side.

0:36:570:36:59

No, you know, somebody new. Somebody...more exciting.

0:37:020:37:06

-SAMUEL:

-Hey, come on, teams are out!

0:37:060:37:08

-Somebody better.

-Come on, second half's kicking off!

0:37:080:37:11

Come on.

0:37:150:37:17

-TV:

-'England will book a place in the quarterfinals.'

0:37:210:37:24

-Come on, lads. Come on, lads. Gazza!

-'Gascoigne...'

0:37:240:37:27

Go on, my son! This is more like it!

0:37:270:37:29

-You wanted to imprison him ten minutes ago.

-That was before he earned my trust.

0:37:290:37:33

-'And Shearer. Yes! Shearer!'

-Yes! Yes!

0:37:330:37:37

-Brilliant!

-Yes!

0:37:370:37:38

'And that surely will clinch the place on top of the group...'

0:37:380:37:41

Yes! Shearer, you beauty!

0:37:410:37:42

Oh, God! Yes!

0:37:420:37:45

Yehay! Oh, God! Yes!

0:37:450:37:48

CLAIRE LAUGHS

0:37:480:37:50

Did you see that? Oh! Three!

0:37:500:37:53

That's it. Definitely. Oh! Shearer!

0:37:530:37:57

'To beat Holland in such a convincing manner is a testament to the quality of this England squad.

0:38:020:38:07

'Who knows now just how far this team can go.'

0:38:070:38:11

All the fucking way, please, Motty!

0:38:110:38:14

'..And the next test is Spain. This afternoon at Wembley three o'clock.'

0:38:140:38:17

Don't tell me, you're half Spanish on your grandma's side.

0:38:170:38:21

Well, she has got a moustache, come to think of it.

0:38:210:38:23

Hey, your dad's not wasted any time getting back in the saddle, has he?

0:38:230:38:27

-How do you mean?

-He's in the office?

0:38:270:38:30

What, he's in again?! It's Saturday morning, he should be resting up.

0:38:300:38:33

Ah, but he's got your Charlie looking after him.

0:38:330:38:35

Charlie's here, too? Oh, brilliant!

0:38:350:38:37

-WOMAN:

-Morning, Daniel.

-Morning.

0:38:390:38:41

-Hello.

-I thought the doctor said you needed to rest.

0:38:450:38:49

Listening to our Charlie is the best medicine I could have.

0:38:490:38:53

He's got a head full of ideas.

0:38:530:38:54

Has he now? And I thought you were here visiting your grandad.

0:38:540:38:58

-Aren't we a bit small fry for you?

-Well, if I can do something for the family while I'm here.

0:38:580:39:03

You're not in great shape, but the place is ripe for private equity.

0:39:030:39:06

Well, there's a sentence to love.

0:39:060:39:08

The investors raise capital on the back of the brand,

0:39:080:39:11

then the investment reboots the company while you, me and Grandad

0:39:110:39:14

stay on the board with a majority stake.

0:39:140:39:16

So, the investors aren't really investing their own money, are they?

0:39:170:39:21

Ah, you see, Charlie, that's what he lacks...vision.

0:39:210:39:25

The money they invest is raised on the expectation of increased market share.

0:39:250:39:30

Which is going to come from where? You just said we were in bad shape.

0:39:300:39:33

China, India, the old Eastern bloc. What comes with affluence?

0:39:330:39:38

A sweet tooth. 1.2 billion Chinamen, one billion Indians,

0:39:380:39:42

Croatians, Poles.

0:39:420:39:44

-That's a lot of penny chews.

-You should listen to the lad!

0:39:440:39:47

And you should be at home in bed!

0:39:470:39:50

-Where are you going now?

-Anywhere but here!

0:39:510:39:54

HE SIGHS

0:39:570:39:59

Is that blue in the sky?

0:40:040:40:06

No, it's a tinted windscreen.

0:40:060:40:09

SHE LAUGHS

0:40:090:40:11

Did you ever contact your real mum and dad?

0:40:180:40:21

No.

0:40:210:40:23

Never wanted to.

0:40:230:40:25

She gave me up when I was five.

0:40:250:40:28

Why would I want to?

0:40:280:40:30

Hmm. At least it's not raining.

0:40:320:40:34

"At least it's not raining".

0:40:360:40:39

I don't think that's quite the catch phrase

0:40:390:40:41

that Southport Tourist Board are looking for.

0:40:410:40:43

Don't worry, I don't like holidays anyway, they remind me of death.

0:40:450:40:49

Though, in fairness, that might just be Southport.

0:40:490:40:52

No. No. When I was a kid, we'd go away.

0:40:520:40:56

And on a Thursday, we'd see a show.

0:40:560:40:59

And I'd sit in the theatre and see all the red faces of the people on their holidays.

0:40:590:41:03

All scrubbed up, laughing, happy.

0:41:030:41:07

And all I could think was, "All these people are going to be dead one day."

0:41:070:41:12

-And I wanted to stand up and tell 'em.

-And that's when you knew you wanted to be a Butlins Redcoat.

0:41:120:41:16

SHE LAUGHS

0:41:160:41:18

Anyway, it's not a holiday, it's a day trip.

0:41:180:41:21

I've got another idea.

0:41:240:41:27

-Better than this one?

-Ah, it's much, much better. Come on.

0:41:270:41:31

I don't want your money.

0:41:360:41:39

I'm just trying to help you, what's wrong with that?

0:41:390:41:42

I don't need your help.

0:41:420:41:44

Joanne, you have two jobs, two growing lads,

0:41:440:41:48

-I just think you deserve better.

-Listen,

0:41:480:41:51

when their dad buggered off... I felt glad.

0:41:510:41:55

I felt guilty about Lee. You do when your child's not right.

0:41:570:42:02

And...he went and it was easier.

0:42:020:42:06

I stopped feeling like I needed to apologise for bringing Lee into the world.

0:42:060:42:12

SHE SIGHS One less to worry about.

0:42:120:42:15

I had my team. Me and the boys. I've got my team.

0:42:150:42:20

I don't need saving!

0:42:200:42:21

-It was something you said about how lucky I'd been to get away.

-I wasn't saying that to make you feel guilty.

0:42:270:42:32

I know you weren't. I'd never think that.

0:42:320:42:35

Why couldn't you just be like a normal bloke and ask me out for a drink or something?

0:42:350:42:38

Or say, "Life's too short", and make a pass at me.

0:42:380:42:41

DOOR OPENS

0:42:410:42:43

-You're here again? What fell on her this time?

-Light rain.

0:42:460:42:48

Well, if you're coming to the pub,

0:42:480:42:50

you'll have to get the first round in.

0:42:500:42:52

Ryan, on other hand, has no trouble taking hand-outs.

0:42:540:42:57

-TV PLAYS

-The traffic's murder, love.

0:42:580:43:01

I'm sorry, I'm not going to make it.

0:43:010:43:04

I've stopped in a pub to watch it.

0:43:040:43:06

-Don't worry.

-Are you sure?

0:43:060:43:09

-I'll see you later.

-Enger-land!

0:43:090:43:12

-Come on, England!

-SHOUTING

0:43:120:43:14

See you, love.

0:43:140:43:16

-Oh, he's not coming.

-What?

-Why not?

-Stuck in traffic!

0:43:160:43:20

I just hope it doesn't jinx it with him not being here.

0:43:200:43:23

-TV:

-'Well, it's another nail-biter for England fans

0:43:230:43:26

'as they face that dreaded shoot-out once again.

0:43:260:43:28

-'Here's Stuart Pearce. He missed in 1990.'

-It's Pearce.

0:43:280:43:33

-Why are they letting Pearce take one?

-No, no, no, no, no!

0:43:330:43:37

No. How can he do this to me?

0:43:370:43:39

'The nation holds its breath. Stuart Pearce.

0:43:390:43:41

'Yes! He's got it!'

0:43:410:43:44

-CHEERING

-'An absolute belter of a penalty!

0:43:440:43:47

-Yes!

-'Ecstatic scenes around Wembley and, I'm sure, across the country.

0:43:470:43:53

'England are 3-1 up

0:43:530:43:55

'and surely, a semifinal place beckons for England.'

0:43:550:43:59

Cracking game!

0:44:070:44:09

We kicked their arse.

0:44:150:44:17

Ha-ha-ha!

0:44:170:44:18

Here, go on, you get the brews on.

0:44:220:44:25

It was good to see you.

0:44:270:44:29

You, too.

0:44:290:44:31

-I'm sorry...

-I'm sorry...

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THEY BOTH LAUGH NERVOUSLY

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I'm sorry if I made you feel bad about offering to help me out.

0:44:350:44:40

-I just...

-No, no. It was a stupid idea. It was patronising and, er...

0:44:400:44:45

No, you were right.

0:44:450:44:47

Right. Good night.

0:44:490:44:50

I'm sorry, I...

0:45:010:45:03

What's going on, Daniel?

0:45:050:45:08

Are we mates? Are we going to...?

0:45:080:45:12

-What are you doing?

-I don't know.

0:45:120:45:16

I don't know what I'm doing.

0:45:160:45:18

Right...

0:45:200:45:23

Well, don't come back and see me until you do. OK?

0:45:230:45:25

'I don't know what it is about her.'

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She just makes me feel like my real life.

0:45:340:45:40

You like the idea of the scummy estate where she lives.

0:45:400:45:43

You like her being a single mum.

0:45:430:45:46

You like low-life because you're not stuck there like me,

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with blokes whose idea of a down payment is this.

0:45:500:45:53

-I take it you didn't tell them about your sure-fire bet?

-I did not.

0:45:530:45:58

Spain match was a bit close for comfort.

0:46:010:46:04

Which is why I've got a back-up plan.

0:46:040:46:10

DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

0:46:100:46:13

You know what people are saying about the bomb?

0:46:220:46:26

Saying it could be the best thing that ever happened to Manchester.

0:46:260:46:30

Are they? And who are "they"?

0:46:300:46:33

Presumably they weren't lying in dust,

0:46:330:46:35

covered in glass, scared half to death.

0:46:350:46:38

When Alex Ferguson signed Eric Cantona

0:46:380:46:41

it was because Leeds had rung him to ask about selling Denis Irwin.

0:46:410:46:46

What?

0:46:460:46:47

From time to time, bad shit can, by complete accident,

0:46:470:46:52

cause good shit to happen.

0:46:520:46:55

Very profound.

0:46:550:46:57

I read philosophy on my second stretch at Strangeways.

0:46:570:47:00

Bob the Rizla, right, got his tobacconist's blown up in the bomb.

0:47:000:47:04

Got no insurance, went down the town hall,

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he's going to get full compensation.

0:47:090:47:11

No questions asked.

0:47:110:47:13

Victim of terrorism.

0:47:130:47:15

He's going to have a handshake with Michael Heseltine, the works.

0:47:150:47:19

He's going to be minted.

0:47:190:47:21

He's relaunching as a tanning studio.

0:47:210:47:23

Well, his fingers are already yellow.

0:47:230:47:27

A second bomb hits the club early one morning.

0:47:270:47:32

IRA, up to its old tricks again.

0:47:320:47:35

-Why would the IRA bomb your club?

-They won't. We will.

0:47:350:47:40

I'll bomb my own club, nobody gets hurt, IRA gets the blame,

0:47:400:47:46

I get the compensation.

0:47:460:47:47

What, so, you're thinking of putting on an IRA tribute act?

0:47:470:47:53

-Should that worry me?

-All I'm asking from you is an alibi.

0:47:530:47:57

Why would I get involved in something as stupid as this?

0:47:570:48:00

You already are involved. Don't you see?

0:48:000:48:03

Cos if I don't pay the debt, they'll come looking for you.

0:48:030:48:05

Don't you think they know who you are? Where you live?

0:48:050:48:08

Come to think of it,

0:48:080:48:10

Claire said there was some Rusholme ruffian at ours selling dishcloths.

0:48:100:48:13

-What've you got me in to here, Robbo?

-Could be worse.

0:48:130:48:17

-Could've bought a dishcloth off him.

-It's not funny.

0:48:170:48:20

That's what I'm trying to say.

0:48:200:48:22

If England lose, a last resort - this place goes up.

0:48:220:48:27

England are going to win, and you are going to clear half a million.

0:48:270:48:31

-That's what's going to happen.

-That's right. That... That is right.

0:48:310:48:34

And then we can pretend this conversation never happened.

0:48:340:48:37

I know what you think of me.

0:48:410:48:43

I know you think that I've become a pompous, money-grabbing bastard.

0:48:430:48:47

But I'm asking you to let me do this for you. It's what I'm good at.

0:48:470:48:52

I just don't understand why you'd say no.

0:48:520:48:55

I don't think that about you.

0:48:550:48:57

I just wish you'd come to me first.

0:48:570:49:00

Grandad's an old man and you dazzle him.

0:49:000:49:03

-But not you?

-No. You just humiliate me.

0:49:030:49:05

Dad, if I'd wanted to humiliate you

0:49:050:49:07

I could have asked you what the cash sums you took out over the last year were about.

0:49:070:49:12

Ten grand last month, five grand six months ago,

0:49:120:49:15

five grand the April before that...

0:49:150:49:17

That's a lot of petty cash.

0:49:170:49:19

OK. Robbo, your uncle, he has this club and, erm...

0:49:220:49:28

He got into a bit of trouble and, well, he's family,

0:49:300:49:34

no matter what your grandad tells you.

0:49:340:49:37

So, if you believe in family that much,

0:49:370:49:39

why won't you let me help the family business out?

0:49:390:49:41

What, you can just magic this money up?

0:49:410:49:44

That's my job - magicking up money. It's what I'm good at.

0:49:440:49:48

I'm assuming things will change.

0:49:500:49:52

I'm assuming people don't join the board

0:49:520:49:55

just because they want a free lucky bag.

0:49:550:49:57

Things have to change, yes.

0:49:570:49:59

Right, by which you mean, bottom line,

0:50:000:50:03

people are going to lose their jobs.

0:50:030:50:06

Those people, out there.

0:50:060:50:08

Well, not as many people as if it closes down altogether.

0:50:080:50:12

And it will if it carries on like this.

0:50:120:50:15

-Come and talk to me after the match.

-What?

0:50:220:50:25

-I assume you're coming over to watch it at ours?

-Yeah...

0:50:250:50:29

Well, let's talk after the match.

0:50:290:50:31

-TV:

-'Well, tonight's the night,

0:50:310:50:33

'the one football match you cannot miss - England versus Germany.'

0:50:330:50:37

-Everyone all right for drinks?

-Yes.

-Yes.

0:50:370:50:38

Everybody's fine. Come on, sit down. Same place as last time.

0:50:380:50:41

'..1996 Final...'

0:50:410:50:43

-Here you are.

-So...how's life?

0:50:430:50:48

As you can see, I'm living the dream(!)

0:50:480:50:50

You say that like it's my fault.

0:50:500:50:52

Don't flatter yourself. Is the factory in trouble, yes or no?

0:50:520:50:55

-I won't let that place close, I promise you that.

-That's a worry.

0:50:550:50:58

I remember your promises.

0:50:580:51:00

-'Oh, yes, it's Shearer!'

-Come on! Yes!

0:51:000:51:04

'..from the box and he puts England ahead.'

0:51:040:51:07

THEY CHEER

0:51:070:51:10

'..and England are leading...'

0:51:110:51:13

1-0! Come on, England!

0:51:130:51:15

'That goal has been scored in under three minutes.

0:51:150:51:17

'A dream start for England.

0:51:170:51:19

Kill it, England.

0:51:190:51:21

'..to Helmer. Oh, danger here!

0:51:210:51:23

'And Kuntz scores. Germany are level.'

0:51:230:51:25

THEY GROAN

0:51:250:51:26

'The England players are looking at the linesman.

0:51:260:51:28

'I suspect they feel it should have been an offside.'

0:51:280:51:31

-Where was Pearce? Nowhere. Where was Seaman? Nowhere!

-I know.

0:51:310:51:36

I don't like seeing the Germans giving it plenty.

0:51:360:51:39

Brings a chill to my heart.

0:51:390:51:41

'It's anybody's game...'

0:51:420:51:44

'And so, yet again, England go into the penalty shoot-out

0:51:440:51:47

'to determine their fate.'

0:51:470:51:49

'Alan Shearer has been the stand-out man

0:51:490:51:51

'for England in this tournament.

0:51:510:51:53

'He's already scored two penalties, can he make it three?

0:51:530:51:57

'You wouldn't want anybody else to be England's first man up.'

0:51:570:51:59

I can't watch this.

0:51:590:52:02

'We're just waiting for the referee's whistle now.'

0:52:020:52:05

WHISTLE BLOWS

0:52:050:52:06

'And he scores. Shearer, 1-0 to England.'

0:52:070:52:10

THEY CHEER

0:52:100:52:12

'David Seaman walks across to his goal. The man who was so impressive.

0:52:120:52:16

'Up steps Hassler. Oh, he makes it 1-1, penalty.

0:52:160:52:19

'Seaman dived the right way

0:52:190:52:21

'but the strike was in the bottom corner, out of his reach.

0:52:210:52:24

'Sheringham runs up.

0:52:240:52:25

'Great penalty by Teddy Sheringham.

0:52:250:52:27

'England are 5-4 up. How tense can it be?

0:52:270:52:32

'The pressure is on the Germans now as Kuntz steps up

0:52:320:52:35

'to take Germany's fifth penalty.

0:52:350:52:37

'He must score for Germany to stay in this championship

0:52:370:52:39

'and to prevent England from reaching the final.'

0:52:390:52:43

-Oh!

-Ohhh!

0:52:430:52:44

Oh, shit!

0:52:440:52:46

THEY GROAN

0:52:460:52:48

'We move to sudden death.

0:52:480:52:49

'The tension here inside Wembley is almost unbearable.

0:52:490:52:52

'Who will step up to take England's sixth?

0:52:530:52:56

'Oh, here's Gareth Southgate.

0:52:560:52:58

'Something of a surprise perhaps, but cool under pressure normally.

0:52:580:53:03

'Oh, this is all...'

0:53:030:53:04

COMMENTARY FADES

0:53:040:53:07

INAUDIBLE

0:53:110:53:16

'..England are out 6-5 on penalties. The dream is over.

0:53:400:53:45

'And you have to feel for Gareth Southgate in particular

0:53:450:53:50

'because Germany have made it through to yet another final

0:53:500:53:53

'and, sadly, Euro '96 all ends here for England.'

0:53:530:53:58

Here.

0:54:200:54:22

Do what you can do to raise money from the firm.

0:54:280:54:31

Go with your plan.

0:54:340:54:35

What's changed?

0:54:380:54:39

Everything.

0:54:420:54:43

And, erm...

0:54:450:54:48

let me speak to Louise before you do anything.

0:54:480:54:50

Of course.

0:54:520:54:53

Thanks, Dad.

0:54:570:54:58

'Yeah?'

0:55:080:55:10

-Roy, it's Robbo.

-'Right.'

0:55:100:55:12

That thing we talked about.

0:55:120:55:14

'Yeah?'

0:55:140:55:16

It's on.

0:55:160:55:17

Yeah, I'll leave the money where we said and, er...I'll stay away.

0:55:170:55:22

'Nine o'clock tomorrow morning. It'll happen.'

0:55:220:55:25

Yeah. Sure.

0:55:250:55:27

-ANSWERPHONE:

-'It's Robbo here, leave a beep after the message.'

0:55:300:55:33

'Robbo? Call me when you pick this up.

0:55:330:55:36

'I've found another way to get the money.'

0:55:360:55:38

It's not nice but at least it's legal.

0:55:380:55:41

MOBILE RINGS

0:55:500:55:52

Robbo, would you please pick up? Why didn't you leave me a message?

0:56:060:56:10

'Just tell me you haven't done anything yet!

0:56:100:56:12

'And call me as soon as you get this.'

0:56:120:56:15

ROBBO!

0:56:270:56:29

Hiya, is Robbo in?

0:56:290:56:32

Robbo?

0:56:320:56:33

-Cheers, boys.

-All right.

0:56:520:56:53

Oh, fuck!

0:57:120:57:14

PHONE RINGS

0:57:160:57:20

-ANSWERPHONE:

-'It's Robbo here, leave a beep after the message.'

-BEEP

0:57:200:57:24

I've found it.

0:57:260:57:28

I don't know what to do.

0:57:280:57:30

You know that Eric Cantona analogy?

0:57:300:57:33

It doesn't really hold up any more...

0:57:330:57:35

'..so you really need to call me and start telling me what to do.

0:57:380:57:43

'I'm at the club right now.'

0:57:430:57:45

Daniel?

0:57:480:57:49

(Stupid twat!

0:57:510:57:52

(You stupid twat! No!)

0:57:520:57:55

ANSWERPHONE: 'Hi, this is Daniel...'

0:57:550:57:57

EXPLOSION

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RUMBLING

0:58:220:58:25

# Because if it's not love

0:58:250:58:28

# Then it's the bomb, the bomb The bomb, the bomb

0:58:280:58:31

# The bomb, the bomb The bomb that will bring us together

0:58:310:58:36

# Nature is a language Can't you read?

0:58:460:58:51

# Nature is a language Can't you read? #

0:58:510:58:56

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