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There's no rush.

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Where's my phone?

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Cal's probably on that game again. Just use mine.

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It's not like you'll be needing yours today anyway. How not?

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Erm, any pockets in that dress?

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But what if I need it for something? Something to do with the wedding?

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You won't. I've planned everything down to the last detail.

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All you have to do is sit back and enjoy yourself.

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This is going to be the greatest wedding ever

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This is going to be the greatest wedding ever.

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This wedding's RUINED!

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Calm down, it's only a tiara.

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Were you maybe playing with it and put it down somewhere?

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No. Her wee dress'll not look right without it.

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Don't talk daft. She'll look great.

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Especially after Robbie's done her hair. If he ever gets here.

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He should have been here at half past!

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And where's Kelly-Marie? We've got a schedule to stick to!

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Scarlett, kick-off's not for hours.

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Calm down, you'll give yourself a stroke.

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Listen, Jimmy, I will calm down when everything's sorted.

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Where do you think you're going? Lenny phoned from the hospital.

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He's being kept in a bit longer

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so he wants me to take in the books for the cab office.

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What, right now? I need you here!

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I'll only be about 20 minutes. I feel for the bloke.

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You help your mum, all right? Look for this tiara?

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I'll not be long.

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PHONE RINGS OUT

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'Please leave your message after the tone.'

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Robbie, gonnae just phone us at my ma's?

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I just need to talk to someone.

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Right, all set? Yep.

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I'll drop you round at your mum's.

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After the wedding, will my name be Cal McAllister?

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After the wedding, will my name be Cal McAllister?

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Is that what you'd like?

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Yes! Well, you need to ask your mum about it.

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It's kinda up to her.

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Please, Mummy, please!

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Is that the one with the custard filling?

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Aye. Do you want it? Ugh, no danger.

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You're expecting lovely jam but you get a mouthful of yellow boak.

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So jam then, aye?

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Pink or chocolate? I cannae mind which one I got the last time.

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You could just have them both?

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Er, I might look like Victoria Beckham

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but I don't have her cash.

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Is she still minted?

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I heard she blew everything she had on doughnuts.

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I'll take the pink one.

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There you are. You're no answering your door.

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Aye, cos I'm no in. OK, but I really need the rent.

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What rent? The rent you owe me.

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I paid that when we moved in!

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That was the deposit. The rent's still outstanding.

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I need seven hundred quid. Pronto.

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Where am I supposed to get that from?

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It's not my problem.

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You knew how much the rent was when you signed the lease.

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So... When can you get it to me?

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You landlords are all the same.

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Growing rich off the backs of the poor.

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Well, you can sing for your rent. Capitalist scum. Thanks.

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Hey. You never paid for that.

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Why are folk always picking on us? It's started round here already.

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Why are folk always picking on us? It's started round here already.

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Or, how about this question,

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"Why have I just had to sub Drew his lunch money again?"

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This is my baby-sitting stash.

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You owe me three quid.

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Great, you have a go and all.

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And when I've just been and bought you a lucky bun.

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You've got your chemistry exam today.

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So I got you the same breakfast you had when you did that other test.

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Physics? Aye. That I failed?

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Away, you never fail anything. I do at this school.

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Well, you'll soon catch up. You've got my brains.

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What part of that was supposed to be reassuring? Eh?

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Er, newsflash.

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Unlike you, I actually want to make something of my life.

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Aye, whatever.

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You want a Pink Jammie? Aye, please.

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What you doing?

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We're going to have a movie morning.

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If anybody comes to the door, we're not in.

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Especially if it's that rip-off merchant of a landlord.

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Aw! What? It's custard!

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Thanks.

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Right, you be a good boy for Alex, OK? OK.

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I'll see you at the hotel. Is that it?

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This is the last time we're going to see each other

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before our wedding and that's the best you can do?

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Sorry. It's just hitting me that this is really happening.

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I thought we were over all this?

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That you'd come round to this being the best option for everyone?

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I had. But marriage is forever...

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Er, yeah. Isn't that the point?

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I need you to know I'm going nowhere.

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I'm always going to be around to protect you and the kids.

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Well, I wouldn't need protecting

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if you hadn't brought trouble to the door in the first place.

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One mistake, Kel, and you need to let it go.

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Just like I let it go when you screwed the staff.

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Don't talk like that.

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I'm just saying, if you think you can find someone else,

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then be my guest.

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But he won't love you like I do. Not even close.

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I know you're not certain,

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but I'm sure enough for the both of us.

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You marry me today and you'll never regret it.

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I promise.

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OK?

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OK.

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So, we're going to do this thing?

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Of course we are.

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Right, well, put a smile on that beautiful face, eh?

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That's better.

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Right. See you later.

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See you later, darling? Bye.

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Remember and put that seatbelt back on.

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I'll sort it.

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You all strapped in? We better get going.

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Well, look who it isn't.

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I called you the other day

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but somehow you'd given me the wrong number.

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Now...how could that have happened?

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Hiya. Hi.

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He's cute. Is he yours?

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No.

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So just the bride with the bump, then?

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I don't know what you're talking about.

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I just saw her getting out of this car.

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Pregnant woman, carrying a wedding dress?

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No idea who you're talking about.

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I'd take a punt her name is...

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Kelly-Marie Adams?

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That's my mum. She's getting married.

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Yeah? And who's she getting married to.

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Him.

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Guilty as charged.

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OK. You need to go.

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Funny, last time I saw you, you were begging me to stay...

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I do need to go actually,

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I've got a last minute booking to do hair for a bridal party,

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9 Montego Street.

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Small world, eh?

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You're not going near my fiancee.

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But who's going to do her hair for the big day?

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See you.

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I need that rent to pay my dad's mortgage.

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I could have told you this would happen.

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So why didn't you?

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All right, I need best man gags and I need them now.

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Sorry, pal, my funny bone's left the building.

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What am I going to do?

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I mean I need to stand up in front of everybody

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and make a speech about a guy I hardly know.

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I'm seriously short on content.

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Right, you need to calm down.

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Find a starting point, you'll be fine.

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All right, what would you say about Alex McAllister?

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First thing that comes into your head.

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He's a bit up himself?

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Aye, right enough. I see your problem.

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I can't believe you're leaving me to face this on my own.

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I mean, what's more important?

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Going to Las Vegas or going to my sister's wedding?

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I tried to change the flights. Anyway, I'm doing this for us.

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And for a suntan. And a show.

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It's not my fault that Buster got concert tickets.

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So when are you gonnae pack him in? Before or after the big gig?

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After. He might give my ticket to somebody else.

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See, that's what I mean.

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It's Britney Spears!

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Bob, come on - the whole time I'm there,

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I'll only be thinking of you.

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And stop worrying about your speech. You're gonnae be amazing.

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That's the books for the last quarter.

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Cheers.

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Listen, if they're keeping you in, is there anything you need?

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Grapes, magazines or something?

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Wee bit of conversation would be nice.

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As you can see, I'm no exactly besieged with visitors.

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Aye, well, I cannae hang about. I've got this wedding the day.

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That's still on?

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You didn't think Kelly-Marie would pull out did you?

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I didn't think she was daft enough to get involved with

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the Kennedy clan in the first place.

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Shows what I know.

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It's beyond me as well.

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Still, maybe she actually loves the guy.

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Not possible. He's a weasel.

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Aye, well, she's had previous with picking eejits.

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There was nothing we could do then and nothing we can do now.

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It's no over till the fat lady sings.

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Give that to Kelly.

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Make sure she reads it.

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He's still not answering. Do you think I should call the police?

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Away you go, he'll have been out on the randan and is sleeping it off.

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He wouldn't do that. He knows I need him today.

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Oh, don't you worry. You'll be safe in the hands of Angel.

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Oh, I'm telling you.

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This head massage is something else, by the way.

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I'm supposed to be stressed about something,

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but I cannae mind what it is...

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That's the Cava, hen.

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All part of the service.

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Sorry, took longer than I thought.

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Ach, we're managing fine without you.

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It's all very calm in here.

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Angel's sorted everything.

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Even Madonna's tiara.

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Aye, she broke it in two and hid it behind the couch.

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Oh, kids will be kids.

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Angel's fixing it with her special nail glue.

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Sounds like Angel knows what's what.

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Yup. You better believe it.

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Get started on the locks.

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RINGTONE: Young Hearts Run Free by Candi Staton

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Robbie, it's me - again.

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Look, I'm starting to get worried for you.

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So, please, when you get this, just gonnae call me.

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Still no word? It just disnae feel right, him no being here.

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It feels like the whole wedding's starting out on the wrong foot.

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I'm sure he'll get here as soon as he can.

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Is that...all that's bothering you?

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Look, Jimmy, I'm sorry that you're not going to give me away.

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Alex thought it would be more "modern"

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if we walked down the aisle together.

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Whatever makes you happy.

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Here. What's this? Something Lenny wanted you to have.

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I don't believe this...

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What does it say?

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He's saying he doesn't mind if I want to leave.

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Take Cal with me. Have a fresh start without Alex.

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Why?

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I mean, he's always said he'd never let me take Cal away from him.

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Sounds like he wants you to know that you've got choices.

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And you do.

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I know it doesn't feel like that with the wee one on the way,

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but...nothing is set in stone.

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Jimmy, don't. I've made my mind up. I'm doing this.

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Load it up.

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Morning.

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Sorry. It's ladies only in here just now.

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All right, girls? You're not meant to be here yet!

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Is everything OK? Where's Cal? In the car.

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I just came back because I forgot to give you something this morning.

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Your wedding present.

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Right, um...I hadn't really thought to get you anything.

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You're all I need.

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Oh.

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I thought you could wear them today.

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I've already got something - an old pair of my ma's.

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Not as good as these ones, though, eh? No.

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What's this?

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Er, that's just, um... something from Lenny.

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I'm guessing it's not a congratulations card.

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I'll deal with it. No, I... I better shoot.

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Um, Angel? Can I have a word with you outside, please? Oh, aye?

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She's doing a great job.

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I just want to make sure she's adequately rewarded.

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See you later, ladies. Don't you be late, Alex!

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You've got some front.

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You've got some front.

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You even think about telling Kelly-Marie

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about us spending the night together...

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SHE GASPS IN PAIN ..and I will destroy you.

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Is that clear?

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Yes. Mm-hm.

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Och!

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Och!

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I forgot to buy green cardamom pods!

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So use the black ones, then. In my Haggis Tikka Masala?

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Are you trying to insult my cultural heritage?

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I think your recipe's doing that all by itself.

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Er, it's called "fusion"?

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Haggis Tikka Masala's my signature pie.

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I still think you should be starting simply. No, no, no, no!

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I need to create a bit of a buzz,

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give the punters a bit of the old bling.

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As long as you're not giving them a bit of the old "Delhi Belly". Ha(!)

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Hey! Everything OK?

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Could not be better. With these facilities and this genius,

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what could possibly go wrong?

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The, er... Ahem!

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..pie's the limit.

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Now, you still have to try and sell them. Oh, talking of which,

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you did say that you'd maybe see your way to doing me a wee favour?

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Pretty please?

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Right, for one day only. After that, you're doing your own promo. Aw!

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Thanks, love. SHE SIGHS

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She'll do anything for me. Correction!

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I'll do anything to get away from the smell of that haggis curry.

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It's making me gag. Aye, love you too, honey bun!

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HE LAUGHS

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Am I sensing a bit of creative tension in the kitchen? Och, no.

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We've been living on top of each other since we got here.

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Sometimes a maestro needs his space. Right, well, I'll leave you to it.

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No, no, you're welcome to stay. It's just the wife I needed shot of.

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No more calls. No more texts.

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No more calls. No more texts.

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No more letters.

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Stay away from my wife. Wife?

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That's some chickens you're counting.

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Face it, Lenny.

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I'm in Kelly and Cal's life for the duration.

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And if you want to be too, keep your nose out.

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I'd hate to see you have any kind of...unexpected setback

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in your recovery.

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Are you threatening me? I dunno. Am I?

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Now, if you excuse me, Cal's outside.

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We need to get changed and get to the venue.

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You should've brought the boy in.

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Oh, no, I've told him that you're not up to visitors.

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Or weddings. On account of you being so sick. And old.

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He understands.

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DOOR CLOSES

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SNORING

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Oi, you! Wake up!

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I'm up, Mum. I'm up.

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HE SCREAMS

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Right, out!

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What the actual...? Who do you think you are?!

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Someone who doesn't appreciate punters

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using my toilet as a dosshouse!

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Now, get out. It's nearly lunchtime.

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Any decent person would be at their work.

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For your information, I have the day off!

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I'm going to a wedding.

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Oh, my God!

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I know this isn't what you had in mind, but just try and relax, OK?

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Oh, no, I... I think what you're doing's great.

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So, is this your first time down the aisle?

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Aye. Well, I was engaged once,

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but it didn't really work out.

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No? No. He couldn't keep it in his pants. Once a guy strays...

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Well, that's the end of it, in't it?

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I dunno.

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Not that I'm one to talk.

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How do you mean?

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I had a moment with someone.

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Before I got pregnant.

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Oh.

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OK.

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I don't even know why I'm telling you this.

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Look, I'm a hairdresser.

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It's what happens.

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Artisan pies - residency at the Tall Ship.

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A pound off your first purchase.

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Pie of the week? Pie of the week - Haggis Tikka Masala.

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Oh! Sorry!

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It was a one-off, with an old friend.

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When things weren't going good with me and Alex. Does Alex know?

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Aye, I told him straight.

0:20:000:20:01

I thought he would dump me, but he didnae.

0:20:010:20:04

It's like there's nothing I can do that's bad enough for him to end it.

0:20:040:20:08

I wish I hadnae told him about it now, though.

0:20:080:20:13

He's always going to have something on me.

0:20:130:20:15

Yeah, I'm sure he's made some mistakes of his own.

0:20:150:20:18

Oh, he has.

0:20:180:20:21

But he's never been unfaithful to me.

0:20:210:20:23

I mean, that's got to be the worst, in't it?

0:20:230:20:27

There's no excuse that makes that better.

0:20:270:20:32

Look, Kelly-Marie, I know we don't know each other, but I like you.

0:20:320:20:35

There's something you should... DOOR OPENS

0:20:350:20:36

I am so sorry! Where have you been?! It's a long story, but I'm here now!

0:20:360:20:40

You?! Are you here to poach more of my clients?!

0:20:400:20:43

Nice try, but I'll take over and sort it out.

0:20:430:20:45

Robbie! You're reeking! You need to get up the road and sober up!

0:20:450:20:49

But what about your hair? It's fine. I'm happy with what Angel's doing.

0:20:490:20:52

Really?! That's not what we planned...

0:20:520:20:54

Well, she was here and you werenae! I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.

0:20:540:20:56

Forget it. And listen, forget that message I left this morning.

0:20:560:21:00

Everything's fine between me and Alex now. Is there a problem?

0:21:000:21:03

No, not any more. Right, go on, beat it.

0:21:030:21:05

Oh, here he is!

0:21:050:21:06

I'd offer you a wee glass, but I think you've had one too many!

0:21:060:21:09

What were you thinking?! I'm here now!

0:21:090:21:11

Look, there's still time. Robbie!

0:21:110:21:13

All right, all right, I'm going.

0:21:130:21:14

Just...is that fringe meant to be like that?

0:21:140:21:17

ALL: Out!

0:21:170:21:21

Ah! So we meet again? Oh, hiya!

0:21:210:21:26

Oh, listen, can I dump a couple these money-off vouchers with you?

0:21:260:21:29

My husband's trying out new pies at the pub.

0:21:290:21:31

The special is a Haggis Tikka Masala.

0:21:310:21:35

HE GULPS: Excuse me.

0:21:350:21:39

SOFT PIANO PLAYING

0:21:400:21:43

Mind what I told you about this?

0:21:430:21:45

This is what a Scotsman wears in his sock.

0:21:450:21:47

But it's not a toy, so no playing with it? Deal?

0:21:470:21:51

Deal. Excellent, right.

0:21:510:21:53

In it goes.

0:21:530:21:56

Right, how do we look? Hmm? How's our hair?

0:21:560:22:01

Good!

0:22:010:22:04

Aw! Look who's got a Mini-Me.

0:22:040:22:09

I thought I'd drop by to wish you well,

0:22:090:22:13

since my invite must've got lost in the post.

0:22:130:22:16

No, you can't be here.

0:22:160:22:16

And yet I am.

0:22:160:22:17

You must be Callum.

0:22:170:22:20

I've got a dagger in my sock.

0:22:200:22:23

Oh? Me and you are going to get on just great!

0:22:230:22:26

Can I help you?

0:22:260:22:31

I'm trying to get hold of your mum. Yeah, well, she's not in.

0:22:310:22:35

I saw the curtains twitch. The wee ones aren't in school today.

0:22:350:22:38

Well, can you give her a message for me?

0:22:380:22:40

Tell her that, if she can't find the rent, I'm going to have to find

0:22:400:22:44

other tenants that can, or the house is going to be repossessed.

0:22:440:22:47

And, er, while you're at it, your wee brother and sister

0:22:470:22:51

shouldn't be home alone, not if they're sick.

0:22:510:22:54

The social would have something to say about that.

0:22:540:22:57

You leave my lassie alone!

0:22:570:22:59

Harassing a child! Is that how you get your kicks? Get in, you!

0:22:590:23:02

I only want my rent! Aye, and the rest.

0:23:020:23:04

If I catch you hanging about this door again,

0:23:040:23:06

I'll call the police and have you put on that register! What?!

0:23:060:23:10

Artisan pies in residence at the Tall Ship.

0:23:100:23:12

A pound off your first purchase. Thank you.

0:23:120:23:14

Paedo!

0:23:140:23:16

Anyway, the pie of the week is Haggis Tikka Masala.

0:23:160:23:25

Thanks, I think I'll pass.

0:23:250:23:28

I'm not a paedo.

0:23:280:23:35

I'm a landlord.

0:23:350:23:40

Mum, please don't screw this up for us.

0:23:420:23:45

We've finally got an actual proper house with its own front door!

0:23:450:23:47

Don't make us move again.

0:23:470:23:49

Oh, we're going nowhere. We've got squatters rights!

0:23:490:23:51

I don't want to be a squatter! I just want to be a normal person

0:23:510:23:54

who doesn't have to keep the curtains closed all the time!

0:23:540:23:57

Maybe you could dip into your savings and help us out a bit!

0:23:570:24:00

This is my baby-sitting money! It's for my future!

0:24:000:24:03

Selfish is as selfish does.

0:24:030:24:03

When are you going to realise that YOU'RE the parent around here?!

0:24:030:24:06

Are we skint again? Aye. Just a bit.

0:24:060:24:13

I don't believe it!

0:24:130:24:17

What? The housing have put a payment in.

0:24:170:24:20

I thought it'd take ages for the claim to go through?

0:24:200:24:23

Well, it's not for here. It's for our old place.

0:24:230:24:25

So, what does that mean? It means they've screwed up.

0:24:250:24:28

Happy days are here again!

0:24:280:24:29

You don't think they'll figure it out and ask for it back?

0:24:290:24:32

Well, they can't if it's spent! It doesn't work like that!

0:24:320:24:34

And if you're going to be spending it on anything, it should be rent.

0:24:340:24:38

That landlord's a thieving git!

0:24:380:24:39

That landlord is a really nice guy who gave us somewhere to live!

0:24:390:24:42

Oh, you! Can you not let us kick up our heels up for one tiny minute?!

0:24:420:24:46

Oh...

0:24:460:24:48

Is that the last one?

0:24:490:24:51

Aye, I left the kitchen sink and the carpets where they were(!)

0:24:510:24:54

Oh, don't be in a mood!

0:24:540:24:58

Well, how many outfits do you need to chuck somebody?

0:24:580:25:00

I don't know what the weather's going to be like.

0:25:000:25:02

All right, here's a clue - Las Vegas is in the desert!

0:25:020:25:06

Look, I know you don't want me to go,

0:25:060:25:11

I just don't see why you have to go all that way!

0:25:110:25:14

Aw, because it's the right thing to do!

0:25:140:25:16

Me and Buster have been together for...forever.

0:25:160:25:17

The least I owe him is to finish it properly, face-to-face.

0:25:170:25:20

I'm sorry, I'm just stressed oot ma nut.

0:25:200:25:23

About your speech? And the rest!

0:25:230:25:25

What if you take one look at Buster and decide you prefer him to me?

0:25:250:25:30

Aye, right! So I'm gonnae choose the joker in the leotard

0:25:300:25:34

over the hot guy in the kilt!

0:25:340:25:36

Hot, eh? Scorchio!

0:25:360:25:41

HE LAUGHS

0:25:410:25:42

I'll, er... see you when you get back.

0:25:420:25:47

Have a nice trip. Have a good wedding.

0:25:470:25:50

Unlikely.

0:25:500:25:52

Why are you here?

0:25:520:25:53

Why are you here?

0:25:550:25:57

Mother's instinct.

0:25:570:25:58

I heard Lenny Murdoch put a bullet in you.

0:25:580:26:01

That was seven months ago.

0:26:010:26:02

What happened? Did you miss your bus? Oh?

0:26:020:26:05

So the reports are true?

0:26:050:26:07

Wee Alex McAllister has found his cojones.

0:26:070:26:12

Is this going somewhere?

0:26:120:26:13

Your Uncle Billy's in solitary for the foreseeable,

0:26:130:26:16

and the family have asked me

0:26:160:26:18

if I would take over the business until he's back in circulation.

0:26:180:26:21

What's this got to do with me?

0:26:210:26:23

Well, I need a base, and I've chosen a nightclub.

0:26:230:26:27

A place called Chrome?

0:26:270:26:30

I'll keep an office there

0:26:300:26:32

and we can run the family cash through the tills

0:26:320:26:35

and it's got a decent cellar we can use for storage, as and when.

0:26:350:26:39

No. Chrome belongs to Kelly-Marie.

0:26:390:26:42

And she belongs to you. Or she will in an hour or so.

0:26:420:26:45

No. Billy has already tried this. Kel won't let it happen again.

0:26:450:26:48

She's on maternity leave. She won't know about it.

0:26:480:26:53

Oh, and talking of babies, I have been considering some names.

0:26:530:26:56

Now, your uncle's feeling a wee bit isolated at the moment,

0:26:560:27:01

so he needs a boost.

0:27:010:27:03

I'm thinking "Billy" for the new kiddo.

0:27:030:27:07

It works for a girl as well as a boy.

0:27:070:27:09

Oh, new keys.

0:27:090:27:10

They're all there, except for the ones for my office and the safe.

0:27:100:27:14

I'll be keeping those to myself.

0:27:140:27:19

Listen...

0:27:200:27:21

I might've done a couple of dodgy deals lately,

0:27:210:27:23

but that does not make me part of the family firm.

0:27:230:27:26

I won't have you blighting another generation.

0:27:260:27:30

SHE LAUGHS

0:27:300:27:33

You always did think you were different, didn't you, Alex?

0:27:330:27:35

But you can't escape who you are.

0:27:350:27:37

Now, your baby will have Kennedy blood running through its veins,

0:27:370:27:43

whether you like it or not.

0:27:430:27:45

And you know what that blood feels like.

0:27:450:27:48

Every time you lie - Kennedy blood.

0:27:480:27:52

Every time you manipulate - Kennedy!

0:27:520:27:56

Every time you're up to the hilt with some cheap tart -

0:27:560:27:59

Kennedy, Kennedy, Kennedy!

0:27:590:28:02

I'll stop you. You don't know how.

0:28:020:28:05

Billy's already used one of Kelly-Marie's kids

0:28:050:28:08

to show Lenny Murdoch who was boss.

0:28:080:28:12

What makes you think

0:28:120:28:16

I'm not prepared to do exactly the very same thing

0:28:160:28:19

with the new runt to prove the very same point to you?

0:28:190:28:23

You're talking about your own grandchild.

0:28:230:28:26

Ugh, you know me, Alex - I was never great with children.

0:28:260:28:29

Now, did I see someone pouring champagne?

0:28:290:28:32

I don't know about you, but I'm gagging for a drink!

0:28:320:28:36

Oh, Kelly!

0:28:400:28:48

Look at you.

0:28:480:28:51

Will I do?

0:28:510:28:53

Oh, come here!

0:28:530:28:56

Right, you lot better get a move on. Aye, aye, there, the car's waiting.

0:28:560:29:01

Angel can take a ride with us, eh? Oh, I dunno. Oh, no, please.

0:29:010:29:05

I want you to come. I might need you.

0:29:050:29:08

Unless you've got somewhere else you need to be?

0:29:080:29:10

Nope. I'm all yours.

0:29:100:29:15

Oh, erm, a delivery came for you while you were getting changed.

0:29:150:29:20

It's probably a last-minute present from Alex.

0:29:200:29:23

He's a bit over the top sometimes.

0:29:230:29:27

DOOR CLOSES

0:29:290:29:34

..this is it.

0:29:340:29:36

Yep.

0:29:360:29:38

Oh, no, I need a tissue!

0:29:380:29:40

Here you go.

0:29:400:29:42

It's just the excitement.

0:29:420:29:43

Is it?

0:29:430:29:45

Aye, this is a big day for all of us.

0:29:450:29:47

And for your wee family and all.

0:29:470:29:49

Finally, a stable home life for wee Cal.

0:29:490:29:52

And listen, you can say what you like about Alex,

0:29:520:29:55

but he loves you and the wee man to death.

0:29:550:29:58

It's best for everyone.

0:29:580:30:04

Aye.

0:30:040:30:06

Aye, it is.

0:30:060:30:09

Right, you better get going.

0:30:090:30:11

Erm, do you want me to ride in the car with you and all?

0:30:110:30:15

Cos it's just...

0:30:150:30:16

Seems a wee bit weird, you there on your own.

0:30:160:30:19

No. I'm fine. This is how Alex planned it.

0:30:190:30:22

Aye, maybe.

0:30:220:30:25

But that doesn't have to be the way it is.

0:30:250:30:31

It's fine. It's how I want it.

0:30:310:30:32

Right, come on, go, beat it.

0:30:320:30:35

Right, I'll see you there. Bye.

0:30:350:30:41

It's best for everyone...

0:30:430:30:53

It's best for everyone.

0:30:540:30:58

Double vodka shot, please. No, make it a triple.

0:31:260:31:29

Hair of the dog.

0:31:290:31:31

Hey, Robbie. What would you say about Alex McAllister?

0:31:310:31:34

His brother's in the jail for rape?

0:31:340:31:42

HE SIGHS

0:31:420:31:44

SHE SIGHS

0:32:100:32:13

We can't get married.

0:32:240:32:27

I can't believe how classy this place is.

0:32:320:32:35

Oh, here we go. Wedding crashers.

0:32:350:32:36

You always get them at posh dos like this.

0:32:360:32:39

Excuse me, hen, this is a private function.

0:32:390:32:45

Says who?

0:32:450:32:47

Says me, Scarlett Mullen. Mother of the bride.

0:32:470:32:50

Martina Kennedy. Mother of the groom.

0:32:500:32:54

Alex's ma? He says you weren't coming.

0:32:540:33:00

Wee tip, Scarlett,

0:33:000:33:02

never believe a word that comes out of my son's mouth.

0:33:020:33:04

My family...

0:33:100:33:12

they're like the worst kind of cancer.

0:33:120:33:17

You think you've cut it out but it's still there, growing, taking over.

0:33:170:33:24

And it doesn't matter that I try and keep on the straight and narrow.

0:33:240:33:27

It's in me. It's the bit of me...

0:33:270:33:32

..that persuaded you to keep the baby

0:33:350:33:37

even though I know you didn't want to.

0:33:370:33:41

It's the bit of me that forced you into this wedding.

0:33:410:33:47

I want to get married.

0:33:470:33:48

No, you don't.

0:33:480:33:51

I trapped you.

0:33:510:33:54

You're only going along with it, because you think, if you don't

0:33:540:33:57

have my protection, you'll end up in jail for what went on in the club.

0:33:570:34:04

When I first met you,

0:34:040:34:05

I knew you were the woman I wanted to spend the rest of my life with.

0:34:050:34:09

What we had was so good and right...

0:34:090:34:16

..and so easy.

0:34:170:34:21

I know.

0:34:210:34:22

And then I blew it.

0:34:220:34:28

I opened up the door to my family and...

0:34:280:34:34

all the crap came in with them.

0:34:340:34:38

And then the way you looked at me changed.

0:34:380:34:40

I could see it in your eyes.

0:34:400:34:47

I disgusted you.

0:34:470:34:50

But I didn't care because...

0:34:500:34:54

I couldn't let you go.

0:34:540:34:59

But now I am.

0:34:590:35:01

Now I am letting you go.

0:35:010:35:07

Because I don't want to be this guy.

0:35:070:35:14

The next time I get married...

0:35:140:35:18

I want it to be to someone who wants to be with me.

0:35:180:35:23

Why are you saying this?

0:35:230:35:24

What's changed?

0:35:240:35:28

I saw my mum this morning.

0:35:280:35:32

She held up a mirror and I didn't like what I saw.

0:35:320:35:36

I thought you said she wasn't coming.

0:35:360:35:39

I won't let her into my life. Our lives.

0:35:390:35:44

You think Billy's bad?

0:35:440:35:48

He's nothing compared to his sister.

0:35:480:35:51

He sent flowers.

0:35:510:35:55

White lilies.

0:35:550:35:57

Welcoming me to the family.

0:35:570:35:59

Sorry.

0:35:590:36:02

I'm sorry for all of it.

0:36:020:36:08

I'm going to go to the venue and tell everyone the wedding's off.

0:36:080:36:18

Then...

0:36:190:36:21

I'll probably go away for a bit.

0:36:210:36:24

You and Cal can stay in the flat. It's yours.

0:36:240:36:27

I'll support the baby, but...

0:36:270:36:30

it's probably best if I'm not around the kids too much.

0:36:300:36:36

I don't want what I am rubbing off on them.

0:36:360:36:42

If I could do it differently, I would.

0:36:420:36:48

You're still the best thing that's ever happened to me.

0:36:480:36:52

I'm sorry.

0:36:520:36:56

I'm sorry.

0:37:020:37:07

Stay away from me.

0:37:340:37:35

I need to apologise. I wasn't thinking straight earlier.

0:37:350:37:38

Or on the hen night.

0:37:380:37:39

What I did was so disrespectful to you and to Kelly-Marie,

0:37:390:37:42

and I'm sorry.

0:37:420:37:45

OK, thanks. I think.

0:37:450:37:48

Bob. Sorry I've been giving you the run-around.

0:37:510:37:53

Aye, well, this is all I've got.

0:37:530:37:56

It's rubbish, but it's going to have to do.

0:37:560:37:59

Whoa, what are you doing?! I've no' learned that!

0:37:590:38:02

You're not going to need it. The wedding's off.

0:38:020:38:04

You're not getting married?

0:38:040:38:05

What's happened? Where's Kelly?

0:38:050:38:08

Is she all right?

0:38:080:38:09

She's better than she's been in a long time. Trust me.

0:38:090:38:13

Hang on.

0:38:130:38:14

So, does this mean that I don't need to do a speech?

0:38:140:38:18

Just keep it under your hat

0:38:180:38:19

until I get the chance to make the official announcement, all right?

0:38:190:38:23

No bother, mate.

0:38:230:38:25

Yes!

0:38:280:38:30

Good call.

0:38:320:38:35

Sorry, I just need some time to think the now.

0:38:350:38:37

Yeah, I know, I know.

0:38:370:38:39

Well, you know where I am.

0:38:390:38:43

If you feel you have to get away for a wee while,

0:38:430:38:45

I can make some arrangements.

0:38:450:38:47

Thanks.

0:38:470:38:50

You know, there's only one reason to marry somebody like McAllister

0:38:500:38:53

and 100 good reasons not to.

0:38:530:38:57

Starting with that family of his.

0:38:570:38:59

Believe me, you don't want to be part of that set-up.

0:38:590:39:03

What, you'd rather I was part of yours?

0:39:030:39:06

You already are.

0:39:060:39:11

What's the one reason to marry him? What's that?

0:39:120:39:15

You said there was one good reason to marry him.

0:39:150:39:17

If you don't know, it doesn't apply.

0:39:170:39:21

You only get into my life if you get into Chrome,

0:39:360:39:39

and you don't get into Chrome unless I'm with Kelly-Marie.

0:39:390:39:42

So I've dumped her.

0:39:420:39:45

I don't believe you.

0:39:450:39:46

You might have found those cojones,

0:39:460:39:48

but you've not learnt to use them yet.

0:39:480:39:52

I'd rather have no family at all than see you

0:39:520:39:55

get your hands on another kid of mine.

0:39:550:39:57

If you'll excuse me, I've got an announcement to make.

0:39:570:40:02

(Hi. Erm, I know it's going to be very awkward, but, erm,

0:40:040:40:07

(there's no' going to be a wedding.

0:40:070:40:09

(I'm going to have to call everything off, sorry.)

0:40:090:40:11

What's happening? Bob said there's a problem.

0:40:110:40:13

I'm sorry, Jimmy, but the wedding's off.

0:40:130:40:17

What? Well, nobody seems to have told the bride!

0:40:170:40:22

What are you doing here? I said I'd deal with this.

0:40:280:40:31

And I said I'd marry you. And I meant it.

0:40:310:40:33

No. You don't love me.

0:40:330:40:34

You're right.

0:40:340:40:36

I didn't want to marry you,

0:40:360:40:37

because I thought the man I fell in love with was gone.

0:40:370:40:40

But he's not.

0:40:400:40:41

I saw him in that car.

0:40:410:40:44

And I still love him.

0:40:440:40:45

I love you.

0:40:450:40:48

But my family...

0:40:480:40:49

You, me, Callum and the baby

0:40:490:40:53

is all the family that matters now. Your words, not mine.

0:40:530:40:56

It's not that simple.

0:40:560:40:57

It is, Alex. It is.

0:40:570:41:02

Feel that?

0:41:020:41:05

That baby's not a Kennedy or a Murdoch.

0:41:050:41:07

That's a McAllister.

0:41:070:41:10

A brand-new life that will become what we make it - me and you.

0:41:100:41:14

We went wrong when we let other folk control us.

0:41:140:41:20

Well, that stops now, cos from now on, it's just us.

0:41:200:41:22

Me, you and the kids building our own future,

0:41:220:41:25

and, see everyone else? They can get to hell.

0:41:250:41:29

So, what do you say?

0:41:290:41:31

Are we going to do this or what?

0:41:310:41:33

If you think it can work. I know it can.

0:41:330:41:37

OK.

0:41:370:41:45

I've got just one tiny condition...

0:41:450:41:48

# When the rain is blowing in your face

0:42:130:42:18

# And the whole world is on your case

0:42:180:42:25

# I could offer you a warm embrace

0:42:250:42:31

# To make you feel my love

0:42:310:42:37

# When the evening shadows and the stars appear

0:42:370:42:43

# And there is no-one there to dry your tears. #

0:42:430:42:49

Your rent.

0:42:560:43:06

?700 exactly.

0:43:080:43:11

And before you start, stamps are legal tender.

0:43:110:43:13

Actually, they're not. Are.

0:43:130:43:15

Not. ARE.

0:43:150:43:18

Look, it doesn't matter. I'm just grateful that you found the cash.

0:43:180:43:21

I'm skint myself and I don't have any backup funds

0:43:210:43:24

to pay the mortgage. Hold on while I dry my eyes.

0:43:240:43:26

I'm sorry if I was hard on you before.

0:43:260:43:29

And for not being clear about the deposit.

0:43:290:43:32

Apology accepted.

0:43:320:43:33

So...?

0:43:330:43:35

What?

0:43:350:43:37

This is the part where you apologise for calling me a paedo.

0:43:370:43:40

Don't push it.

0:43:400:43:43

See you next month.

0:43:430:43:44

No' if I see you first.

0:43:440:43:47

Can I get a bit of service here?

0:43:530:43:54

Aye, all right. Eileen's showing face at the wedding.

0:43:540:43:57

Fill her up.

0:43:570:43:59

Can I interest you in something to eat with that?

0:43:590:44:02

As the artisan pie maker in residence this week,

0:44:020:44:04

I can recommend the curry pie.

0:44:040:44:06

All the more for me, then.

0:44:070:44:10

So, did you not get an invite to the do, then?

0:44:100:44:13

Wedding's cancelled.

0:44:130:44:13

The wedding? Since when?

0:44:130:44:15

Since the bride seen sense.

0:44:150:44:17

So how come I saw her going past in a big fancy wedding car?

0:44:170:44:20

What? When?

0:44:200:44:21

Passed right outside about 20 minutes ago.

0:44:210:44:29

All the more for me, then.

0:44:290:44:32

I, Alexander William McAllister...

0:44:320:44:37

take you, Kelly-Marie Catherine Adams, as my wedded wife,

0:44:370:44:45

to love and to cherish, with patience and fidelity...

0:44:450:44:52

as long as we both shall live.

0:44:520:44:58

I, Kelly-Marie Catherine Adams,

0:44:580:45:01

take you, Alexander William McAllister,

0:45:010:45:07

as my wedded husband,

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to cherish, honour and obey all the days of my life.

0:45:090:45:14

"Obey"? He's even written the vows for her.

0:45:140:45:19

Thank you.

0:45:190:45:24

As this ring surrounds your finger...

0:45:240:45:27

so my love surrounds you.

0:45:270:45:31

Wear it...

0:45:310:45:34

and know that my love for you is eternal.

0:45:340:45:39

Take this ring as my gift to you.

0:45:450:45:49

Wear it and think of me,

0:45:490:45:52

and know that I love you.

0:45:520:45:57

APPLAUSE

0:46:110:46:16

Aw, look at them!

0:46:170:46:18

Isn't it lovely?

0:46:180:46:20

MUSIC: Ave Maria

0:46:200:46:24

What can you say about Alex McAllister?

0:46:250:46:27

First thing that comes into your heid.

0:46:270:46:28

Oh, well, words that wouldnae be allowed in a nice place like this.

0:46:280:46:32

Now, look, you two - you'd better get up there, sign the register.

0:46:320:46:35

WOMAN SINGS Oh, a singer and all!

0:46:350:46:37

# Ave

0:46:370:46:41

# Maria... #

0:46:410:46:47

Would you mind if I did this? I am his mother.

0:46:500:46:52

Fire in. You can do the speech and all, if you want.

0:46:520:46:58

# Dominus tecum

0:46:580:47:04

# Benedicta... #

0:47:040:47:11

Congratulations, son. I am so proud.

0:47:110:47:17

# ..in mulieribus

0:47:170:47:25

# Et benedictus... #

0:47:250:47:32

GLASS CLINKS

0:47:320:47:36

Speeches! Speeches!

0:47:360:47:38

Pray silence for the best man!

0:47:380:47:41

THEY CHEER AND CLAP

0:47:410:47:45

Ahh.

0:47:450:47:50

So...

0:47:500:47:52

What can you say about Alex McAllister?

0:47:520:47:54

What CAN you say about Alex McAllister?

0:47:550:47:58

NERVOUS CHUCKLE

0:47:580:48:00

Ahem... Here's the thing -

0:48:000:48:02

I did actually have a speech, but, er, Alex ripped it up,

0:48:020:48:05

because for a minute there, we thought the wedding

0:48:050:48:07

wasn't going to go ahead! GUESTS MURMUR

0:48:070:48:09

It's a joke!

0:48:090:48:14

So, er, I got some quotes about marriage off the internet.

0:48:140:48:17

No' too many, because the phone reception in this place is rubbish.

0:48:170:48:20

NERVOUS CHUCKLE

0:48:200:48:23

Here we go...

0:48:230:48:25

"When you look for the right person,

0:48:250:48:27

"you always end up with the wrong one."

0:48:270:48:29

Actually, no... That's not right...

0:48:290:48:35

because Kelly's been looking for the right person

0:48:350:48:37

for years, and she found Alex. So, er...

0:48:370:48:40

make of that what you will.

0:48:400:48:42

GUESTS MURMUR

0:48:420:48:44

Joke!

0:48:440:48:47

Look, to be honest,

0:48:470:48:49

I'm probably not the best person to be talking about marriage.

0:48:490:48:51

I'm divorced.

0:48:510:48:52

Oh, but it's all right - I mean, I've met somebody else.

0:48:520:48:55

She's no' here the day, though.

0:48:550:48:57

She's away to Las Vegas to dump her boyfriend

0:48:570:48:59

and see Britney Spears in concert.

0:48:590:49:01

It's a joke!

0:49:010:49:03

No, that's not a joke.

0:49:030:49:05

That's no' a joke at all... Right, thanks, Bob.

0:49:050:49:07

I'll take it frae here.

0:49:070:49:09

Er, what Bob was trying to say

0:49:090:49:11

is that today is a fresh start for me and Alex.

0:49:110:49:16

You know, this morning,

0:49:160:49:17

Alex gave me a wedding present.

0:49:170:49:21

So now, I'd like to give him a present.

0:49:210:49:24

Well, actually, it's from me AND Callum.

0:49:240:49:26

Cal, could you come here?

0:49:260:49:29

We've decided we'd like you to officially adopt Callum as your son.

0:49:290:49:33

ALL: Aww!

0:49:330:49:34

Seriously?

0:49:340:49:35

Callum wants you to be his dad, and I do too.

0:49:350:49:38

So, we're all going to be McAllisters.

0:49:380:49:41

APPLAUSE

0:49:410:49:46

Hiya.

0:49:570:49:58

Hey!

0:49:580:49:59

How was the wedding?

0:49:590:50:01

Surprisingly classy.

0:50:010:50:03

I'm beginning to regret saying I'd only stay for the ceremony now.

0:50:030:50:06

And the wine list was definitely not drawn up at the One Stop Shop.

0:50:060:50:09

Well, I'm slumming it from your wine cellar.

0:50:090:50:12

Fancy joining me?

0:50:120:50:14

Yeah, don't mind if I do, actually. Thanks.

0:50:140:50:18

So, the Haggis Tikka Masala pies are going down a storm.

0:50:180:50:23

Shows you what I know!

0:50:230:50:24

I'm sensing this whole pie thing isn't doing it for you?

0:50:240:50:29

You know, it's good to see AJ so fired up about something.

0:50:290:50:32

It's important, isn't it, to have a focus in life?

0:50:320:50:36

Mm.

0:50:360:50:37

So, what's your focus?

0:50:370:50:38

LAUGHS: Apart from leafleting for my husband?

0:50:380:50:43

Well, for years, it was all about my son and my studies.

0:50:430:50:47

Now I'm not so sure.

0:50:470:50:50

So, what about work?

0:50:500:50:52

Just a bit of locuming here and there - it's hardly all-consuming.

0:50:520:50:55

Well, you know they're looking for somebody at the surgery here?

0:50:550:50:58

Yeah, but the whole point of this lifestyle change

0:50:580:51:00

was so that we could spend more time together.

0:51:000:51:02

Yeah, AJ was saying that.

0:51:020:51:05

We were just talking earlier when you were out with the leaflets.

0:51:050:51:08

I bet you were.

0:51:080:51:10

Annie, I'm not sure...

0:51:100:51:11

No, don't worry. I know what he's like.

0:51:110:51:16

I'm sure he's told you the reason

0:51:160:51:17

that we need to spend more time together

0:51:170:51:19

is so we can get over his affair.

0:51:190:51:22

It's fine.

0:51:220:51:24

I'm not worried about being discreet.

0:51:240:51:25

After all, AJ wasn't, was he?

0:51:250:51:30

I'm so sorry.

0:51:300:51:32

Me too.

0:51:320:51:35

Worst bit?

0:51:350:51:37

It wasn't just sex.

0:51:370:51:42

He fell in love with her.

0:51:420:51:46

When you're with someone for 20 years,

0:51:460:51:48

and you think you're the love of their life,

0:51:480:51:50

then it turns out that...

0:51:500:51:53

you're not.

0:51:530:51:56

Annie, I've seen the way AJ looks at you -

0:51:560:51:59

he clearly adores you.

0:51:590:52:01

You think? Mm.

0:52:010:52:04

I mean, it's years since I knew him, but he...

0:52:040:52:07

he's definitely content.

0:52:070:52:11

See when we were together, he was always looking for the next thing.

0:52:110:52:14

You were with AJ?

0:52:140:52:16

Yeah.

0:52:160:52:18

Did he not tell you?

0:52:180:52:20

SHE LAUGHS

0:52:200:52:22

No.

0:52:220:52:24

No, he didn't.

0:52:240:52:27

MUSIC: Celebration by Kool The Gang

0:52:270:52:31

Well...

0:52:310:52:33

That little plan backfired, eh? What's your next move?

0:52:330:52:37

To live a happy life - without you in it.

0:52:370:52:41

Everything OK here?

0:52:410:52:41

Oh, Kelly-Marie - we haven't met.

0:52:410:52:43

I'm your mother-in-law.

0:52:430:52:46

Yeah - nice to meet you.

0:52:460:52:48

Oh, and you.

0:52:480:52:49

I can't wait for us to get to know each other.

0:52:490:52:52

Er, Alex, the photographer's wanting a couple more pictures of us.

0:52:520:52:55

Aye, OK.

0:52:550:52:56

Ooh! You've got him well trained already.

0:52:560:53:00

Sorry?

0:53:000:53:02

You're feisty. I like that.

0:53:020:53:05

Mind you, his first wife was like that, too.

0:53:050:53:08

Well, in the beginning.

0:53:080:53:12

If you'll excuse me.

0:53:120:53:13

Oh, she'll be a tough one to get onside -

0:53:190:53:21

even for Martina McAllister.

0:53:210:53:24

I use my maiden name now.

0:53:240:53:25

Who cares?

0:53:250:53:29

So, long time no see.

0:53:290:53:32

I heard you had a spot of car trouble.

0:53:320:53:35

Don't you worry about me, darlin'.

0:53:350:53:36

I'm fine.

0:53:360:53:38

In fact, I hear it's your brother that's out of circulation.

0:53:380:53:42

Least he's got family to turn to.

0:53:420:53:45

An heir to his empire...

0:53:450:53:47

and a couple of spares, thanks to Kelly-Marie.

0:53:470:53:50

Remind me what happened to your kids, hm?

0:53:500:53:55

One dead, one in jail...

0:53:550:53:58

one away with the fairies.

0:53:580:54:00

I'm glad you've been paying attention.

0:54:000:54:05

Seriously, though, I feel for you.

0:54:050:54:08

Cal was all you had - and now he's one of mine.

0:54:080:54:11

You're the end of the line, Lenny.

0:54:110:54:15

The last dinosaur.

0:54:150:54:18

Waiting for extinction.

0:54:180:54:21

The lilies were a nice touch.

0:54:330:54:36

Only, Uncle Billy would never have sent white ones.

0:54:360:54:39

They would have been black.

0:54:390:54:40

Yeah. He's tacky like that.

0:54:400:54:42

Me and Kelly-Marie are making a fresh start.

0:54:420:54:44

Maybe me and you should do the same.

0:54:440:54:47

If you're looking for somebody to protect you from your mammy,

0:54:470:54:52

you've got the wrong guy.

0:54:520:54:56

That's the taxi arrived.

0:54:570:54:59

Right, it's time to throw the bouquet, everybody! Ready?

0:54:590:55:01

One, two, three - whoo!

0:55:010:55:05

LAUGHTER

0:55:050:55:09

Oh, there's hope for him yet!

0:55:090:55:14

Here, darlin', good luck - have a great time!

0:55:140:55:19

Look after yourself, eh?

0:55:190:55:22

Don't you worry about Chrome.

0:55:220:55:23

I'll look after it while you're gone.

0:55:230:55:27

GUESTS CHEER AND CLAP

0:55:270:55:33

Is that why we moved here? Because of her?

0:55:400:55:43

Who? Eileen.

0:55:430:55:46

Your first love.

0:55:460:55:47

Is that what she said, that I was her first?

0:55:470:55:50

No, but your face just confirmed it.

0:55:500:55:52

We were kids.

0:55:520:55:53

We could have moved anywhere - but we moved here.

0:55:530:55:56

I wanted to come home.

0:55:560:55:59

Oh, I need to get a job.

0:55:590:56:00

You've got one. With me.

0:56:000:56:02

A proper job. Something for me, not you.

0:56:020:56:04

Fine. Whatever you want.

0:56:040:56:07

I'll start looking in the morning.

0:56:070:56:10

I'll see you in the flat.

0:56:100:56:15

Annie?

0:56:160:56:18

You do believe me, don't you,

0:56:180:56:20

that we didn't come back here because of Eileen?

0:56:200:56:22

Because, see if you don't, there isn't any point.

0:56:220:56:25

I believe you.

0:56:250:56:29

Er, why's the fridge full of pies?

0:56:330:56:36

Well, I had to cash in my vouchers at the pub,

0:56:360:56:39

so, once I'd paid the rent, there was no food money left.

0:56:390:56:42

Feels good, though, doesn't it? Doing the right thing.

0:56:420:56:44

You're as smug as Ellie!

0:56:440:56:46

I'm not smug, I'm-I'm proud. There's a difference.

0:56:460:56:48

Aye, well, whatever.

0:56:480:56:50

TV BLARES

0:56:500:56:52

That money we got from housing - it wasn't enough to cover the rent?

0:56:520:56:56

Where did you get the extra cash? Oh, you know...

0:56:560:56:58

here and there.

0:56:580:57:00

Love you, Mum.

0:57:000:57:01

Love you too, babes.

0:57:010:57:03

I've got a car.

0:57:200:57:22

Do you want a lift...

0:57:220:57:24

or are you waiting for an ambulance?

0:57:240:57:27

You know the code - you don't steal customers from another hairdresser.

0:57:310:57:34

It's not my fault the men in your life don't stick around.

0:57:340:57:37

Who could blame them? Well, we all know why your dad went.

0:57:370:57:40

I can't just appoint my stepmother as manager -

0:57:400:57:42

we'll be interviewing candidates next week.

0:57:420:57:43

Interviewing?

0:57:430:57:43

Don't worry, you'll get it back.

0:57:430:57:45

What about Liz?

0:57:450:57:47

She's in the back of my van, you idiot!

0:57:470:57:49

Well, why are you even here? It's not Christmas or Fathers Day. Mum!

0:57:490:57:52

She died because of you!

0:57:520:57:53

Back off, son. I'm no' scared of you.

0:57:530:57:55

Everybody else round here might be, but I'm no'.

0:57:550:57:59

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