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I cannae just get married if my son loses his grandfather.

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Let's hope he pulls through then, eh?

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ZINNIE: This was just our way of saying goodbye.

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So nobody knows, and nobody ever has to know.

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I'm so sorry.

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There's nothing we can do here.

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My pal died yesterday, everyone's brokenhearted,

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but you, you are incapable of thinking of anyone but yourself.

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Why don't you do us all a favour, eh?

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Stop fighting this. What have you got to live for?

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Hey. Did you sleep OK?

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As much as I can with a spring up my backside.

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Maybe you could take a shot on the couch for a while.

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Aye, that'll be right!

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Angus is back today - there'll be two of us crashing in there.

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-We need to sort it.

-We will, babe.

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Should you not be going to work?

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Aye, I'm going the now.

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I'll see you after.

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SINGING ALONG WITH RADIO: # You're gonna hear me roar

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# Oh, oh, oh, oh!

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# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh... #

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MUSIC STOPS

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What are you doing here?

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Nice to see you too.

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I just wasnae expecting you in, that's all.

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I'd rather be working.

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-How was the funeral?

-Sad.

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It was a funeral.

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I know, I meant...

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I'll get changed.

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-Is he all right?

-Aye. Fine.

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Listen, I've got a few wee details to wrap up for the stag do tonight.

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Like what?

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Och, you know, just a few loose ends need tied up.

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But, whatever, we'll still have a grand old swally, eh?

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Who's all coming, then?

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Usual crew.

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Like?

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Us, er...not sure about Angus.

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I'm still waiting on a few texts from people, but we should be mob-handed.

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-Actually, I was, er, I thinking about cancelling.

-Aye?

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It seems inappropriate, out celebrating after what's happened.

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-Right.

-Insensitive, maybe?

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-I see what you mean.

-Don't you think?

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Definitely. Just wouldnae feel right.

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See, I would never have thought of that.

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I mean, that's really... considerate of you.

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So you don't need to worry about your, erm, loose ends.

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Cool.

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Seeing as you're no' drinking,

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I thought what you're missing out in booze,

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I'd make up for in sausage rolls.

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Well, no offence, but I'd rather just have a night in

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in my pyjamas with a box set rather than all of this hen night malarkey.

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Aye, well, tough! We're having a knees-up, end of.

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Even if it is just in here. Think yersel' lucky!

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I could be taking you up the town with L plates on

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and a chanty on your heid!

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You never know, you might even enjoy yersel'.

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Oh, here, wait till you see this. Madonna, want to do your wee walk?

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It's her wee bouquet.

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Right. Step, together,

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step, together, step, together,

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step, together...

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Brilliant, in't it?

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Eileen. Hi, sorry I'm late. If I had a brain, I'd be dangerous.

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It's fine. I've just got here myself.

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-Is Annie not with you?

-Oh, my fault. I gave her the wrong time.

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-She'll catch up with us later.

-OK.

-So, fancy grabbing a coffee?

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Yeah, but let's get it to go.

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Erm, I've got another flat to show you, just while we're waiting.

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All done, Mrs Graham. I'll just get your paperwork and stuff.

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ANGUS YELLS ANGRILY

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He's awfae passionate, our Angus.

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Er, right, aye...

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There you go.

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TOOL CLATTERS

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So if you need anything else at all, you know where we are.

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Thanks very much.

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What you playing at? You nearly lamped her wi' that!

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Angus?

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Hiya.

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Hi. I was just being nosy.

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Popular guy.

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Well, some would say you wouldn't want to be the only one

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who didn't send Lenny Murdoch a get well card.

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Really?

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Well, he's breathing on his own now.

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They've reduced his sedation levels and he's off the ventilator.

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But he's not fully come round yet.

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Well, should we be worried?

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Just have to wait and see how the next few hours go.

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Anyway, I just wanted to check on him.

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Thanks, Dr Jandhu.

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It's Annie.

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Any time.

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Naebody knew me.

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Naebody.

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That's her family though, ain't it?

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That's where she's fae.

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Got nothing to do with her life here. With you.

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It feels like I only knew part of her.

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And all the other stuff, her...

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her family and her school pals...

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..I looked at them and I thought,

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they're people that I would have met at our wedding.

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Do you know what I mean?

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But they were there.

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Crying.

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And looking at me like I was...

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like I might have been a distant cousin or something.

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It felt like...

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It felt like I was at the wrang funeral.

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And all the way back up the road,

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I kept trying to picture her.

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In my head.

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And I couldnae.

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It's like she's just vanished and...

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..I couldn't even say goodbye properly.

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HE SNIFFS

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HE SIGHS

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HE SIGHS

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HE LAUGHS It's hardly changed a bit.

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Bring back some memories? Oh, yeah.

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Yeah, remember your dad.

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IN DEEP VOICE: "Now, there's to be no monkey business.

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"You're here for revision, no' perversion!"

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Oh, you know what parents are like.

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It's funny being back in that room, where all the action happened.

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How long ago was it? 30 years?

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Mm, something like that.

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HE SIGHS

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I was so nervous.

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We were so young!

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You know, it's funny. When we split up, I was devastated.

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-No, you weren't!

-No, no - seriously.

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I told myself that it shouldn't hurt this much.

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That we were young, that it was just another crush but...

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it really got to me.

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You didn't bring me here to see if we wanted to rent it, did you?

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No, but it was worth it,

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-just to see your face.

-PHONE RINGS

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Annie?

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-All done?

-Yeah.

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-Sorry, to leave you with him, Eileen.

-No, it was fine.

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Was he dragging you down memory lane?

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Boring you with his boyhood adventures?

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No, no, she was just showing me

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another flat that she's got up for rent.

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-Oh, something I should see?

-Och, no. No, you'd hate it.

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Well, hopefully this one is more to your taste.

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The previous tenant was a doctor too, so...

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Erm, right, shall we?

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DOOR OPENS

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-Buster, it's me. Again.

-DOOR SHUTS

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You need to call me back.

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Just need a loan of some coffee. Is that all right?

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Save me going to the shop.

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-What? The one you just passed to get here?

-Well, where is it?

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-See you've come prepared.

-PHONE RINGS

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You no' getting that?

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RINGING STOPS

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Is this yours?

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Vegas?

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-Buster send you this?

-Give me it.

-Whatever.

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When you leaving? Lucky bint.

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-I'm not.

-What?

-I don't go running just cos he bought a ticket.

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Well, you should! It's no' like Bob's going to be

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whisking you off anywhere soon, is he?

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I don't want to talk about it, OK?

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Bob must be totally beelin'.

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You've no' told him?

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You're a piece of work, aren't you?

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Leave it.

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Well, I'll go then.

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-What?

-Well, if you're too scared to face him, I'll go.

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Give him a bosom to cry on.

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It's our anniversary. That's why he wants me to come over.

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After he's forked out all that cash,

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just to hear there's a bin bag of his scants in the close

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and someone's nicked his side of the bed.

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Have you got your coffee, then?

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Just calling it as I see it, Sis.

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VOICES IN HALLWAY

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Oh, aye, erm...

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MONITOR BEEPS

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Callum did this for you.

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It's, erm...

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it's you and him playing football.

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Took him ages.

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Just sitting in the kitchen.

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Even when I told him his tea was ready,

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he said didn't want his tea until he'd finished his picture.

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So he just sat there.

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His wee tongue sticking out,

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so I knew he was concentrating.

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MONITOR BEEPS

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I...

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-HE BREATHES HEAVILY

-Oh, er, I'll and go get someone.

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-QUICK FOOTSTEPS

-Excuse me?

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Could you come in, please? His hand...it started to move.

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-Mr Murdoch, can you hear me?

-Is he going to be OK?

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-Mr Murdoch?

-You need to step outside.

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Obviously, if you want to redecorate, then I'm fine with that.

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Mm, it could do with it.

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Although, it's nice as it is. It's like a...

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If you say "blank canvas", we are getting a divorce.

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-EILEEN GIGGLES

-Honestly, Eileen, he just opens

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his mouth and lets his belly rumble.

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Er, what I was going to say, actually, was it has potential.

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Yeah, but it's much smaller than we'd hoped.

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So, what's behind the big move, then?

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-BOTH TALK

-It's just that we...

-Well we...

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-Oh, sorry.

-No, no, no. On you go.

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We just fancied a change.

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Right.

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Since I gave up work, it made sense. To free us up.

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Well, it does.

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So I can start up the new business.

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Well, local business is thriving.

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The Oyster Cafe's doing really well

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and I've got big plans for The Tall Ship.

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EILEEN CHUCKLES

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See, where we are now, it's all window boxes

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and Neighbourhood Watch.

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Well, you could do a lot worse than Shieldinch.

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See, that's what I've been saying to her.

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Except I try and spin it better than that, you know.

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Sounds like a terrible town slogan, doesn't it?

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"You could do a lot worse than Shieldinch."

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EILEEN LAUGHS I just meant, we're on the up.

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And everybody is really friendly.

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Hm, when they're not trying to blow each other up in the street.

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Annie!

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Well, there's never been any kind of trouble like that before.

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-Well, almost never.

-Really?

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And we're not going to let one tragic incident change us.

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-Hiya.

-All right?

-Got you a coffee.

-Cheers.

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Listen, I was thinking about what you said this morning,

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about us sleeping in separate beds.

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Uh-huh.

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Well, now that Angus is back...

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-He's in bits, man.

-No wonder.

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Stop me if I'm being daft, right, but I was thinking,

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maybe we should do, like, I don't know exactly...

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a memorial or something.

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-Like a ceremony?

-Nothing big. It's just...

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I think he needs, like, closure or something.

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Closure?

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What? It's all those stupid American programmes you've got me watching.

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I think he needs to feel like he's said goodbye properly.

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In his own way. What do you reckon?

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If you think a memorial would help then, aye. Go for it.

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You tell me. You always know what's the right thing to do.

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Hardly. Stella, Bob was saying

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we should do something to remember Zinnie.

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-That's a nice thought.

-For Angus, really.

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-What were you thinking?

-Maybe just a wee get-together.

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Maybe lay some flowers, or...

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DOOR OPENS

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-Hiya.

-All right?

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We're just talking about organising a wee memorial service

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-for Zinnie.

-Oh, aye?

-It's Bob's idea.

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What are you thinking, Bob?

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Don't know really. At the fountain, maybe.

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What, on the street,

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-where the bomb went off?

-You got a better idea?

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Seeing as you and her were so close.

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What? No, I just... Why don't we do something in the pub?

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Aye, maybe.

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I don't think so.

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-How no'?

-I'm not wanting it to be a bevvy session.

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No, I'm not saying that.

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Sounds like it.

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Just need to be respectful, that's all.

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Of course. Look, anything at all, I'm in, all right?

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Thanks, Stevie.

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What were you saying about separate beds?

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Oh, nothing.

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RINGING TONE

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'Hey, you've reached Zinnie.

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'I've either missed your call or dinghied it.

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'Leave a message if you want.

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'If I like you, I might even call you back...'

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BEEP

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RINGING TONE

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'Hey, you've reached Zinnie.

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'I've either missed your call or dinghied it.

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'Leave a message if you want. If I like you...'

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You can come in now.

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Come on, you'd have to seriously limit your market

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-if you didn't live somewhere where no-one had died.

-I know.

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Look at all these tenements.

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Thousand of dead people lived in them.

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Thousands. A story in every one. Elton John was right.

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Circle of Life?

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Och, AJ! It's not that. It's just so soon.

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I mean, I held that girl, just right there in my arms.

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And then seeing her fiance. I mean, I was mortified.

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She's not even cold in the ground yet.

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I just think Eileen just should have waited a bit.

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I'm sure she wanted to, but I asked, so... she's being helpful.

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Helpful making sure she doesn't miss out on a month's rent.

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Eileen! Great of you to do this. Thank you so much.

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Not a problem.

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I'll leave you to talk it over, and get back to me?

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Calm down, she didn't even hear me.

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What about doves? We could release some doves?

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Where are we going to get doves from?

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I know a guy that's got a doocot. Maybe he'd lend us.

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I think there's a difference between doves and a racing pigeon.

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It's about the gesture though, isn't it?

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You know how you were saying earlier

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about me knowing the right thing to do?

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What about it?

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It's just...

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What?

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-Helium balloons.

-What?

-We could release balloons.

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-Or maybe some of those lantern things.

-Aye. That would work.

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In fact, I think I know someone who could maybe sort it.

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-What were you going to say?

-Hmm?

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Ellie.

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I can't remember.

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Must have been a lie then, eh?

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Not exactly artisan baking.

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Come on, this is a roll and sausage joint.

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Not according to Eileen.

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Wonder if this is listed?

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The brownies are old enough.

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What is the matter with you? You've done nothing but look down your nose

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-at this place since we got here.

-All right, calm down!

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This is where I was brought up. I love this place.

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Well, you managed to get out of Dodge first chance you got.

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Eh, you were the one that wanted a fresh start.

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And why is that then?

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Is everything all right?

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-Yeah, yeah, great, thanks.

-My espresso was delicious. Thanks.

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Oh, cheers!

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Not want to tell the girl how rubbish her brownie is?

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Don't be ridiculous.

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I think we should take the flat.

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Look, I said I would come and look at it with you, but we need to

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have a proper discussion if you're really serious about moving here.

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What, so you can make excuses?

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No, come on... Shieldinch?

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You're being a snob.

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Like you're some kind of working-class hero from

0:19:060:19:11

the mean streets of Glasgow?

0:19:110:19:13

With your espressos and your artisan pies?

0:19:130:19:15

-I don't even know why we're arguing.

-Well, you think I'm a snob!

0:19:150:19:18

If not wanting to live up a wally close

0:19:180:19:20

when you've been grafting hard your whole life makes me a snob,

0:19:200:19:23

then fine. I'm a snob.

0:19:230:19:25

Only someone who's been brought up in a place with a wally close

0:19:250:19:28

uses the phrase "wally close" so I think you've just been

0:19:280:19:31

hoisted yourself with your own petard, actually.

0:19:310:19:33

I'll hoist you in a minute.

0:19:330:19:34

See you later.

0:19:380:19:39

Those for my sister? I wouldn't bother if I was you.

0:19:420:19:44

They'll be dead by the time she gets back.

0:19:440:19:46

Back fae where?

0:19:460:19:48

-Eh, church.

-What?

-What?

-What are you on about?

0:19:480:19:51

Well, you tell me. You started it. Whatever. The flowers are lovely.

0:19:510:19:55

Ellie's always been a sucker for that stuff.

0:19:550:19:58

They're not for her. We're having a memorial for Zinnie.

0:19:580:20:02

Oh, right. Where at?

0:20:020:20:04

Gathering at the fountain.

0:20:040:20:05

Well, what time is it at? Is it dressy?

0:20:050:20:09

-You want to come?

-Course.

0:20:100:20:12

I was involved, wasn't I? I mean, it could have been me.

0:20:120:20:15

I guess so.

0:20:150:20:16

-Oh, hiya!

-All right? I've left Cal's things in the hall.

0:20:220:20:26

Listen, you make sure and go easy tonight.

0:20:260:20:29

I'm not having Jimmy going out at three o'clock in the morning,

0:20:290:20:32

untying you from a lamppost.

0:20:320:20:33

It's cancelled. I'm going to go to work instead.

0:20:330:20:36

How, did Bubba let you down?

0:20:360:20:37

No. Just thought it was best... with what's happened.

0:20:370:20:39

Oh, aye. Right.

0:20:390:20:41

Do you think I should cancel an' all?

0:20:410:20:42

No. Not at all. It's just a few friends round here.

0:20:420:20:45

Hoi, you, they're your fiance's.

0:20:450:20:47

Is Kelly not here?

0:20:470:20:48

-No, she's visiting Lenny in the hospital.

-Again?

0:20:480:20:51

Aye, I know. I don't know what's going on in that girl's head.

0:20:510:20:53

Right...

0:20:530:20:55

I'll be right back.

0:20:570:20:59

So you don't remember?

0:21:040:21:06

There was an incident.

0:21:120:21:14

With the car.

0:21:140:21:16

Is Cal all right?

0:21:200:21:22

Cal? Aye.

0:21:220:21:24

Of course he is. He wasn't involved.

0:21:240:21:27

So, he's OK?

0:21:270:21:30

Aye. Cal's fine.

0:21:320:21:35

It's nothing too formal.

0:21:390:21:41

I thought we could all light a candle

0:21:410:21:44

and Ellie's sorting out some like... hot-air balloons.

0:21:440:21:48

-Is that like helium balloons?

-Aye. Sorry. Them.

0:21:480:21:52

And maybe a minute's silence like they do at the football.

0:21:520:21:56

And I got these.

0:21:560:21:58

Thought we could maybe all wear one.

0:21:580:22:00

Don't know why.

0:22:020:22:04

See when my mate Deek died, it took me ages to get over it.

0:22:090:22:13

Things like this. Taking the time to remember.

0:22:130:22:18

I think it really helped.

0:22:180:22:20

You're a good man, Bob.

0:22:210:22:23

-All right?

-All right.

0:22:480:22:50

What was up with you and Bob earlier?

0:22:520:22:54

Nae idea.

0:22:550:22:57

Mind you, everybody's been a wee bit on edge since it happened.

0:22:570:23:00

Even you.

0:23:000:23:02

Me?

0:23:030:23:04

You and Zinnie worked together for a long time.

0:23:060:23:09

You've barely mentioned her since she died.

0:23:090:23:11

Just...trying to deal with it.

0:23:110:23:14

-You can talk to me.

-I know.

0:23:170:23:20

Want to go easy on Bob? It must be hard for him,

0:23:230:23:25

seeing me pregnant and all that.

0:23:250:23:27

What's that got to do with him?

0:23:270:23:29

Come on. How would you feel?

0:23:290:23:31

Yous are ancient history.

0:23:310:23:32

I know, but that doesn't mean it didn't mean anything.

0:23:320:23:35

Just give him a break, eh?

0:23:370:23:39

All right. You're right.

0:23:390:23:41

'It's very good of you, Kel. Sitting with him.'

0:23:510:23:53

Well, someone should be here with him. He's Cal's grandad.

0:23:530:23:55

No, sure. But if he's unconscious.

0:23:550:23:57

-He's woken up.

-What?

0:23:570:23:59

He's still not out of the woods.

0:23:590:24:01

They need to monitor his lung function.

0:24:010:24:03

Maybe best you leave him to the doctors now, eh?

0:24:030:24:06

He'll need some stuff.

0:24:060:24:07

-I'm going to come back tonight.

-But it's your hen do.

0:24:070:24:09

It's my ma and a few friends in the house.

0:24:090:24:11

-We can do it any time.

-Well...

-What?

0:24:110:24:15

I shouldn't be telling you this

0:24:150:24:16

but she's actually planned a wee bit more than that.

0:24:160:24:19

What?

0:24:190:24:21

I can't say, or she'll kill me.

0:24:210:24:23

So she is doing something then?

0:24:230:24:24

I better go. Don't let her down, eh?

0:24:240:24:26

Right, that's the balloons all sorted.

0:24:290:24:31

My mate's going to have them dropped at the Oyster.

0:24:310:24:34

She says she'll have them blown up and boxed for us as well.

0:24:340:24:37

Nice one, eh?

0:24:370:24:39

-What's this?

-That's dead old.

0:24:390:24:41

So why's it got next week's date on it, then?

0:24:420:24:45

I haven't said yes.

0:24:470:24:48

Yes to what?

0:24:480:24:50

Look, don't do your dinger, right...

0:24:510:24:53

Oh. Very smart.

0:24:570:24:59

Thought we were going casual, mate?

0:24:590:25:01

Aye, I know, but...

0:25:010:25:02

She never saw me in a suit.

0:25:040:25:06

Apart from when I was up in front of the Fiscal.

0:25:060:25:09

Aye, you always looked very smart in the dock.

0:25:100:25:13

Thanks.

0:25:130:25:14

You look great.

0:25:160:25:17

Give me that.

0:25:200:25:22

Let's hope you don't get a proper job, eh?

0:25:260:25:28

You can't even tie a tie.

0:25:290:25:31

Nae danger of that, big man.

0:25:310:25:32

-There you go.

-Thanks, Ellie.

0:25:360:25:38

I look like a groom.

0:26:010:26:03

I was supposed to be going to our wedding, no' her funeral.

0:26:100:26:13

-Hi, Scarlett.

-Hi, Alex. Can't get rid of you today.

0:26:220:26:25

Wanted to talk to you about Kel's hen do.

0:26:250:26:27

-What about it?

-Only if you want, you don't have to,

0:26:270:26:29

but there's a booth at Chrome you can have.

0:26:290:26:31

-Chrome?

-Had it reserved for me

0:26:310:26:32

and the boys but now we've cancelled, you can have it.

0:26:320:26:35

She's not really up for a big night out.

0:26:350:26:37

That's what she says but you know what's she's like.

0:26:370:26:39

Is that not a wee bit weird, the groom organising the hen night?

0:26:390:26:42

-No, I'm not. Just making use of the opportunity.

-Right.

0:26:420:26:45

Got some canapes lined on. Old school DJ. And a free bar.

0:26:450:26:49

Right enough, you know what I mean,

0:26:490:26:51

it's about time she let her hair down.

0:26:510:26:53

It's a lovely gesture, Alex. Thanks very much.

0:26:530:26:55

Maybe best if she doesn't know it was my idea.

0:26:570:27:00

You reckon, aye?

0:27:000:27:02

-Keep it on the QT.

-On the what?

0:27:020:27:03

Just between us?

0:27:030:27:05

(Oh, aye!) Probably best.

0:27:050:27:07

-How is he?

-He's away for a pint.

0:27:180:27:21

What's going on?

0:27:260:27:27

Right...

0:27:290:27:30

Buster wants me to fly out to Las Vegas to see him, because it's...

0:27:320:27:35

well, he thinks it's our anniversary, kind of,

0:27:350:27:38

so I think that's why he's done it.

0:27:380:27:40

-Hold on a minute.

-I need to end things face-to-face.

0:27:400:27:43

-You're going to America?

-I can't break up with him on the phone.

0:27:430:27:46

-I owe it to him.

-You are joking, aren't you?

0:27:460:27:47

I'm doing it for us. So we can be together.

0:27:470:27:49

No, you're doing it for him.

0:27:490:27:51

That's not fair.

0:27:510:27:52

We've been over this! Look, just phone him! Talk to him online!

0:27:520:27:57

Whatever, and tell him that it's finished.

0:27:570:27:59

Why can you not just do that? Eh?

0:27:590:28:02

Because it's not the right thing to do.

0:28:020:28:04

If you want to fly halfway across the world to see the guy then

0:28:040:28:06

it's not just because it's "the right thing to do".

0:28:060:28:09

I haven't said yes.

0:28:090:28:11

You didnae say no, but, did you?

0:28:110:28:13

Once you've decided what you want to do, then we can talk.

0:28:190:28:23

I thought maybe we could talk first. To help me decide.

0:28:230:28:26

What do you want me to say? "Great idea, go and spend a week

0:28:260:28:29

"with somebody you told me you were

0:28:290:28:31

"finished with, and don't worry

0:28:310:28:32

"if you end up in bed together, these things happen, eh?"

0:28:320:28:35

Don't take me for a mug, Ellie!

0:28:350:28:37

When I walked in here a minute ago I just...

0:28:410:28:45

expected to see her behind the bar.

0:28:450:28:48

I know.

0:28:480:28:49

Do you remember the last time you saw her?

0:28:490:28:51

-The last time

-I

-saw her?

0:28:530:28:54

Do you know, I've been thinking about that.

0:28:580:29:01

Aye?

0:29:010:29:02

Aye, but only because I keep getting it wrang.

0:29:020:29:05

I think it was in here, and... having a laugh.

0:29:060:29:09

What about?

0:29:120:29:14

I don't know.

0:29:140:29:16

Really?

0:29:160:29:19

It's all I think about.

0:29:190:29:21

You know, at the hospital, she said, "I'm sorry."

0:29:250:29:30

Oh, right.

0:29:320:29:34

Did she say anything else?

0:29:350:29:37

I suppose that could've meant anything.

0:29:370:29:39

Listen, Angus, she was daft on you. She really was.

0:29:410:29:44

-I hope so.

-No, she was.

0:29:470:29:49

All she ever spoke about was you and her.

0:29:490:29:52

Aye, you're right. It was probably nothing.

0:29:520:29:55

Listen, mate, I'd better...

0:29:560:29:58

Aye, of course.

0:29:580:30:00

-Can I have a malt please, Stevie?

-Sure.

0:30:000:30:02

-Can I get you one?

-Nah, you're all right.

0:30:040:30:08

-How you bearing up?

-I'm still breathing.

0:30:090:30:12

Shame Lenny is.

0:30:150:30:17

He's woken up, apparently.

0:30:180:30:20

-Just thought you should know.

-So now I know.

0:30:230:30:27

Now that, that used to be a sweet shop.

0:30:310:30:33

That was where Alison Walker told me she could never love me,

0:30:330:30:36

after I'd just blown 20p

0:30:360:30:38

on the pick and mix for her. Stuck-up cow.

0:30:380:30:40

See over there? There was always an ice-cream van parked there.

0:30:400:30:44

Used to sell single fags to the schoolkids for 15p a pop.

0:30:440:30:46

If the pie business doesn't work out, you could

0:30:460:30:48

-always do walking tours of the area.

-Aye, very funny.

0:30:480:30:51

"And this is where I did a wheelie on my bike to try

0:30:510:30:53

"and impress Senga MacDaid."

0:30:530:30:55

Do you see how I'm laughing here?

0:30:550:30:57

"And if you look closely you can still see the imprint of

0:30:570:30:59

"when I blootered my Mitre 5 against

0:30:590:31:01

"auld Granny Parson's cludgie window."

0:31:010:31:04

-You're hilarious, you know that?

-That's what you sound like.

0:31:040:31:07

Tell you what though, look at that.

0:31:070:31:09

That could be a great wee shop for me.

0:31:090:31:11

-Guess so.

-It would be brilliant.

0:31:110:31:13

"The Pie Hole."

0:31:130:31:15

HE SIGHS

0:31:150:31:16

Aye, I can always rely on you to bring down the tone.

0:31:160:31:18

-What do you mean?

-Let's just say branding, not your strong point.

0:31:180:31:21

Doesn't look like there'd be much room for a kitchen.

0:31:210:31:24

And much as I love you, I've had it up to here with you using

0:31:240:31:26

every surface of our house as a pie factory.

0:31:260:31:29

I know, I know. I'll get onto it, pronto.

0:31:290:31:31

Where have I heard that before?

0:31:310:31:33

Nae bother.

0:31:340:31:36

Hiya. Is Angus not with you?

0:31:390:31:42

No.

0:31:420:31:44

-Was he not in the pub?

-He was, but he left earlier.

0:31:440:31:47

You heard fae Angus?

0:31:470:31:48

Naw.

0:31:480:31:50

-Do you think it's too much for him?

-I'll try his mobile.

0:31:500:31:53

The engine blew up. The police aren't saying much.

0:31:570:32:03

The polis?

0:32:030:32:05

What CAN you remember?

0:32:070:32:08

MONITOR BLEEPS STEADILY

0:32:100:32:12

I cannae remember anything.

0:32:130:32:15

It'll take time.

0:32:170:32:19

Anybody else hurt?

0:32:200:32:22

You just need to worry about getting yourself better first.

0:32:240:32:28

There'll be plenty of time to talk, once you're better.

0:32:280:32:31

You don't need to be here.

0:32:360:32:39

I know.

0:32:390:32:40

Maybe bring Cal the next time, eh?

0:32:420:32:45

I mean...only if you think it's OK.

0:32:450:32:48

Maybe.

0:32:510:32:52

Angus!

0:32:570:32:59

-So you're awake?

-You shouldn't be in here.

0:32:590:33:01

He needs his rest.

0:33:010:33:04

I just wanted a word. You can head off.

0:33:040:33:06

-Nah, it's fine, I'll stay.

-Suit yourself.

0:33:060:33:08

Got you all hooked up then?

0:33:090:33:11

You all right, son?

0:33:110:33:13

Me? Brand-new.

0:33:130:33:17

-Good.

-Aye. Fine and dandy, Lenny. Couldnae be better.

0:33:170:33:22

Could maybe have done without having to watch my fiancee's body

0:33:230:33:26

being lowered into a hole in the ground,

0:33:260:33:28

-but apart from that, I'm living the dream.

-Angus, leave it.

0:33:280:33:32

-What's he saying?

-Zinnie.

0:33:320:33:34

She was killed by a bomb that was meant for you.

0:33:340:33:38

I... I don't understand.

0:33:380:33:40

-Angus, stop it.

-Why should I? Look at him!

0:33:400:33:43

Up and talking.

0:33:430:33:45

Sitting here pumped full of painkillers with your visitors

0:33:450:33:48

and your hospital dinners.

0:33:480:33:49

-You'd have done something to deserve this.

-Angus!

0:33:510:33:54

But she was innocent!

0:33:540:33:55

And now she's dead, in a hole in the ground!

0:33:550:33:58

It's all right, I'm going.

0:33:580:34:00

It should have been you.

0:34:060:34:08

-Still going straight to voicemail.

-Maybe we should just start?

0:34:200:34:23

-Who are we doing this for?

-Aye, I know,

0:34:230:34:25

-but if he's no' gonnae come...

-He'll be here, all right?

0:34:250:34:29

-All right.

-What if he doesnae want to do it?

0:34:290:34:32

-He might have bottled it.

-You got something better to dae?

0:34:320:34:34

-Cos I havnae.

-What?

0:34:340:34:36

We wait, all right?

0:34:360:34:39

But if he isn't coming, Bob?

0:34:390:34:41

There he is.

0:34:430:34:45

Hey...we missed you.

0:34:500:34:53

Had to see a man about a dog.

0:34:580:34:59

Doc...

0:35:050:35:07

I don't think I got the chance to thank you properly,

0:35:090:35:11

for what you did last week.

0:35:110:35:14

There's no need.

0:35:140:35:16

We're having a wee sendoff for Zinnie.

0:35:160:35:20

-Would you like to join us?

-Oh, I'm not sure.

0:35:210:35:24

I'd like you to be there. You looked after her.

0:35:240:35:29

Both of us. You gave us more time.

0:35:290:35:32

Go on, love, I'll see you in the pub.

0:35:330:35:36

Should I... Should I say something?

0:35:540:35:56

If you want.

0:35:580:36:00

I-I don't really know what to say.

0:36:100:36:14

HE SNIFFS AND EXHALES

0:36:140:36:17

Zinnie meant the world to me.

0:36:180:36:20

I know most of you probably thought I was punching

0:36:240:36:28

well above my weight, most of the time, but...

0:36:280:36:31

To be honest, so did I.

0:36:310:36:32

I'm sorry, I cannae... Can somebody else?

0:36:380:36:42

Thanks, Angus. Anyone else?

0:36:420:36:46

Stevie?

0:36:490:36:51

Guess we'll never be able to look at this wee fountain again

0:36:550:36:57

without thinking about her.

0:36:570:36:59

She would have done so much good if she'd gone abroad.

0:37:010:37:04

Helped so many people. We'll all miss her so much.

0:37:040:37:09

Well, I guess if no-one else has got anything to say, then...

0:37:170:37:22

we should maybe all bow our heads in silence and think of Zinnie.

0:37:220:37:29

HIGH HEELS CLIP-CLOP ON PAVEMENT

0:37:510:37:53

These heels are murdering ma corns.

0:37:540:37:56

Well, you should have worn flats then.

0:37:560:37:57

Flats? I got my hair done, do you no' know anything?

0:37:570:38:00

What, you wantin' a photae?

0:38:000:38:02

Oh, sorry. Am I...? Am I late?

0:38:020:38:05

You're OK, Caitlin.

0:38:070:38:09

I'm sorry about her, Angus.

0:38:090:38:11

Doesnae matter, does it, Ellie? When you think about it.

0:38:110:38:14

-I guess not.

-Eh, do you think we should do the balloons?

0:38:140:38:19

Yeah, I've got them here.

0:38:190:38:21

-Oh, no.

-What?

0:38:280:38:30

What?

0:38:350:38:37

I'm so sorry, Angus.

0:38:420:38:44

Don't!

0:38:460:38:48

"Sorry you're leaving."

0:38:480:38:51

Right, well, come on, everybody, and grab a balloon.

0:38:520:38:55

ROBBIE CONTINUES LAUGHING

0:38:570:38:58

Who wants the one that says "Good Luck"?

0:38:580:39:01

-I'm sorry.

-Gie me it.

-I'm sorry, I didn't mean it!

0:39:010:39:05

She's probably looking down on us aw,

0:39:140:39:18

shaking her head at how rubbish we all are, eh?

0:39:180:39:21

Aye, probably.

0:39:210:39:23

Right. After three.

0:39:250:39:28

One, two, three.

0:39:280:39:31

She was just there at the wrong time.

0:39:500:39:53

-I cannae believe that lassie's dead.

-But you tried to save her.

0:39:550:39:58

-Did I? Is that right?

-You just need to calm down.

0:39:580:40:01

Oh, is that what I need to do, is it?

0:40:010:40:03

It's no' your fault. So you just need to take it easy.

0:40:030:40:05

Just please... Just go.

0:40:050:40:09

-Go.

-All right.

0:40:090:40:10

So, what are you having, Eileen?

0:40:210:40:22

-Still on the Pernod and black?

-White wine.

0:40:220:40:25

Listen, sorry about Annie earlier.

0:40:250:40:26

She's still looking around, you know?

0:40:260:40:29

No, she's all right. So, tell me everything.

0:40:290:40:32

You were a bit cagey when I asked about the move.

0:40:320:40:35

No, no, no, it's just a change really.

0:40:350:40:38

Number one son's off to uni so we're stoating about the house.

0:40:380:40:42

-Plus, I've had it with work.

-Know the feeling.

0:40:420:40:44

Don't get me wrong, work was great.

0:40:440:40:46

Big bucks and all that - but the stress?

0:40:460:40:48

HE EXHALES

0:40:480:40:49

It was actually Annie that sat me down and said,

0:40:490:40:52

"You know you don't have to keep doing this?"

0:40:520:40:54

So now, don't tell me, it's all about the pies?

0:40:540:40:56

It's a very simple model.

0:40:560:40:58

Run the numbers and we're looking at

0:40:580:41:00

a perfect wee stress-free income generator.

0:41:000:41:03

-No, no, it's on the house.

-You sure?

0:41:030:41:06

See, now you're being too nice.

0:41:080:41:09

Especially as I was going to ask your help with something.

0:41:090:41:12

I need premises. Don't suppose you know anywhere?

0:41:130:41:16

A small commercial unit?

0:41:160:41:18

Everybody's really grateful for what you did.

0:41:220:41:25

It was a terrible thing.

0:41:250:41:27

So, what was she like?

0:41:280:41:31

Bit of a mouth on her sometimes, but...

0:41:310:41:34

all the best people do, in my experience.

0:41:340:41:36

It was very sweet, you all getting together to do this.

0:41:360:41:39

Och, well, we don't all get on all the time, but...

0:41:390:41:42

it's nice to know that people are here if you need them, you know?

0:41:420:41:45

I'm Robbie. I run the salon up the road.

0:41:450:41:47

-Annie.

-You local?

0:41:470:41:49

If my husband has his way.

0:41:490:41:51

Well, if he does...

0:41:510:41:53

Nice wee pixie crop if you're feeling adventurous,

0:41:530:41:55

otherwise I'd just take the ends aff for you.

0:41:550:41:57

Oh, right, OK. Thank you.

0:41:570:41:59

You going to join us in raising a glass for Zinnie?

0:41:590:42:01

Oh, no, I don't want to intrude,

0:42:010:42:03

I've got to meet AJ in there later anyway.

0:42:030:42:05

-Is that your husband?

-Yeah.

0:42:050:42:07

Well, if he wants you to move here,

0:42:070:42:09

he won't mind you getting to know the locals.

0:42:090:42:10

We'd be glad to have you.

0:42:100:42:13

OK. OK, why not?

0:42:130:42:15

Excellent. Walk this way.

0:42:150:42:17

I just think we need to talk about this.

0:42:190:42:21

I'll see you in there.

0:42:220:42:23

Coming for a farewell drink, are you?

0:42:230:42:25

Bob...

0:42:250:42:27

SHE SIGHS

0:42:270:42:28

..she was a rock, the lynchpin.

0:42:300:42:33

There's another star lit up in heaven.

0:42:330:42:34

She was an angel whilst she was here and, well,

0:42:340:42:37

she's an angel up there now I guess.

0:42:370:42:39

-What you playing at?

-Eh?

0:42:410:42:42

-You didn't know her.

-What are you going on about?

0:42:420:42:45

-TEARFUL:

-You've no idea what I've been through.

0:42:450:42:47

-What you talking to her for?

-Because they asked me, all right?

0:42:470:42:50

So keep your fat nose oot.

0:42:500:42:51

You're selling your story aren't you?

0:42:510:42:53

Trying to make a bit of cash out of this, you selfish cow.

0:42:530:42:56

I've had just about enough of you trying to stick your nose

0:42:560:42:58

and look down at me, ya stuck-up witch!

0:42:580:43:00

Ahh! Caitlin! Caitlin!

0:43:000:43:02

No' so smart now, are you? Listen to you.

0:43:020:43:04

CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS REPEATEDLY

0:43:040:43:06

You've always been the same since you were wee.

0:43:060:43:08

I put my life on hold to raise you, you still look down on me!

0:43:080:43:11

You think the sun shines oot yer backside, don't you?

0:43:110:43:15

-You need a good slap.

-Agh!

0:43:150:43:16

Ya stupid, ugly...

0:43:160:43:18

Whoa, what do you think you're daeing, eh?

0:43:180:43:21

You should be ashamed of yourselves, both of you!

0:43:210:43:23

-She started it.

-You don't get it, dae ye?

0:43:230:43:26

You havnae got a respectful bone in your body.

0:43:260:43:28

-You have to go!

-I was going anyway.

0:43:280:43:30

Sounds like he's fixed on this move then.

0:43:360:43:39

What does moving house solve?

0:43:400:43:42

You can't move away from your problems, can you?

0:43:420:43:44

You're not convinced?

0:43:440:43:46

No, it's not that. I don't know...

0:43:460:43:50

I just wish he'd take off the rose-tinted specs for ten minutes.

0:43:520:43:55

"Oh, look over there at the hollow-eyed smackhead.

0:43:550:43:57

"We used to share a bag of glue back in the day.

0:43:570:44:00

"Oh, what larks!"

0:44:000:44:02

-It's not quite as bad as that round here.

-There we go.

0:44:020:44:04

-Stevie, you didn't have to do that.

-That's what I told him.

0:44:040:44:07

-Anybody else want a drink?

-White wine, thanks. Annie?

0:44:070:44:11

Just a Slimline tonic for me, thanks.

0:44:110:44:13

I didnae have you doon as that.

0:44:130:44:15

OK, a large glass of red then, please.

0:44:150:44:17

-ROBBIE LAUGHS

-Nae bother.

0:44:170:44:19

Hi, I'm Ellie. It's Annie, isn't it?

0:44:190:44:21

Yeah - hi.

0:44:210:44:22

Here, what about when Angus asked her out for a bet. Remember?

0:44:220:44:25

You did what?

0:44:250:44:26

Aye, she wasnae best pleased, eh, mate?

0:44:260:44:28

Tore a few strips off you that night, didn't she?!

0:44:280:44:30

Mind you, I won her over with some posh crisps

0:44:300:44:32

and a nice bottle of plonk frae the shop, so...

0:44:320:44:34

She was a cheap date!

0:44:340:44:36

I did put her through a lot, eh?

0:44:380:44:41

I mean, who'd be seen knocking about with an idiot like me?

0:44:410:44:45

Doing community service.

0:44:450:44:47

She never wavered.

0:44:470:44:49

She fell for you, Angus.

0:44:490:44:52

And me for her.

0:44:520:44:54

Hook, line and sinker, I tell you.

0:44:540:44:57

Aye, and a copy of the Angling Times.

0:44:570:45:00

THEY LAUGH

0:45:000:45:02

I was lucky, maybe.

0:45:050:45:07

You deserved her, mate.

0:45:100:45:11

-AJ CHUCKLES

-Look at this! It's perfect.

0:45:140:45:17

Yeah, we're just doing bar snacks at the moment,

0:45:170:45:19

so there's lots of room.

0:45:190:45:21

Eileen, you're a star.

0:45:210:45:23

Well, maybe you could do a line for us, you know?

0:45:230:45:26

A pie and a pint'll probably go down a storm.

0:45:260:45:28

Great idea.

0:45:280:45:30

This is just what I'm looking for.

0:45:320:45:35

Well, I'm happy to help.

0:45:350:45:37

See, that's what I've been saying to Annie.

0:45:370:45:39

There's a real community here. We've missed that.

0:45:390:45:41

Oh, I'm so glad you're back, AJ.

0:45:410:45:43

Come here, you.

0:45:430:45:45

Thanks.

0:45:470:45:48

OK, that's me.

0:45:500:45:52

Hen do, here I come.

0:45:520:45:53

Are you with me, Stella?

0:45:530:45:54

Nah, I'm going to sit this one out.

0:45:540:45:56

I've says to Kelly-Marie I can't make it.

0:45:560:45:58

-Have a good night.

-Oh, intend to.

0:45:580:45:59

And remember what I said - pop by the salon any time.

0:45:590:46:02

-Mates rates, of course.

-I will.

0:46:020:46:05

-Making friends?

-Yeah, something like that.

0:46:070:46:09

So...

0:46:090:46:11

how was the...thing?

0:46:110:46:13

Surprisingly hilarious.

0:46:140:46:16

But sweet, nevertheless.

0:46:160:46:19

-So listen, I think I've got us a kitchen.

-Really?

0:46:190:46:22

Mm-hm. Here - the pub kitchen.

0:46:220:46:24

God, that woman loves you.

0:46:240:46:25

That, or you do have the gift of the gab.

0:46:250:46:28

No, no. It was... the barman that sorted it.

0:46:280:46:30

-How much?

-Free.

0:46:300:46:31

-No way!

-I think so.

0:46:310:46:33

So, not free.

0:46:330:46:34

We'll sort something out -

0:46:340:46:35

but listen, we need to make a decision on the flat.

0:46:350:46:38

-Now?

-Eileen's had more interest.

0:46:380:46:41

What, is she doing someone else a favour, is she?

0:46:410:46:43

Don't do that. Look, I know you're not keen, but...

0:46:430:46:45

Let's not discuss this here.

0:46:450:46:47

What is it with you and this place?

0:46:510:46:53

I could ask you the same thing.

0:46:530:46:55

I don't understand why you've got such a problem

0:46:550:46:57

with the idea of moving here.

0:46:570:46:58

It's not exactly the kind of place we talked about.

0:46:580:47:00

It's my home. It feels right.

0:47:000:47:02

Look, I know it's a lot to ask.

0:47:020:47:04

You've already given up so much for me.

0:47:040:47:06

You've noticed(!)

0:47:060:47:07

Of course I have.

0:47:070:47:09

Believe me, I know you don't have to be here.

0:47:090:47:12

If I agree to this, it has to be a fresh start.

0:47:170:47:20

-Of course.

-No, I mean for both of us.

0:47:200:47:23

It can't just be about you and your pies.

0:47:230:47:25

Absolutely.

0:47:250:47:27

And there is something about this place.

0:47:310:47:34

What, the beer garden?

0:47:340:47:35

So, er...what changed your mind?

0:47:370:47:39

I don't know. Just...something.

0:47:390:47:41

I can't quite put my finger on it.

0:47:410:47:44

And Robbie, my new BFF says I can get a discount at the salon,

0:47:440:47:48

so I'd be mad not to miss that.

0:47:480:47:50

So, are we doing this?

0:47:500:47:52

Don't make me regret this.

0:47:520:47:54

-Are you serious?

-If you drop the nostalgia nonsense

0:47:540:47:56

-for the rest of the day.

-Right, so you don't you want to know

0:47:560:47:59

-where I got my first wedgie, then?

-That's it. You're on your own.

0:47:590:48:01

-Grrr...

-Aaah, don't!

0:48:010:48:03

Ah, you dancer!

0:48:030:48:05

Put me down!

0:48:050:48:07

-THEY CHEER

-Hiya!

0:48:090:48:11

-Hey!

-There's your mocktail!

0:48:110:48:14

-Cheers, doll.

-Cheers!

0:48:140:48:15

-So, I take it we're not staying in, then?

-Naw.

0:48:150:48:19

Through here with me.

0:48:190:48:20

We've got a sexy wee outfit rustled up for you.

0:48:200:48:22

She thinks I'm joking!

0:48:220:48:24

All right, mate.

0:48:300:48:31

Do you want another one?

0:48:310:48:32

Nah. No, you're all right. I'm going to shoot.

0:48:320:48:35

Do you want me to come with you?

0:48:350:48:36

No, no, you're OK.

0:48:360:48:38

Was that him?

0:48:470:48:48

Wants to know if I'm coming.

0:48:480:48:51

He's not the only one.

0:48:510:48:53

Well?

0:48:560:48:57

You're going, aren't you?

0:48:590:49:01

Course you are.

0:49:010:49:03

Does it matter at all what I think?

0:49:030:49:06

-Not now, Bob.

-Then when, eh?

0:49:060:49:08

Here, is everything all right?

0:49:080:49:10

Mind your own business, Stevie.

0:49:100:49:12

All right.

0:49:120:49:13

It's all right.

0:49:130:49:16

Look, do you not trust me?

0:49:160:49:18

-What difference does that make?

-What?

0:49:180:49:21

What difference does it make if I trust you if you sleep with him?

0:49:210:49:24

I'm not going to sleep with him!

0:49:240:49:25

How do you know?

0:49:250:49:26

You're flying out there to be alone with him.

0:49:260:49:29

How do you know how you'll feel when you're with him?

0:49:290:49:31

I want to make a go of this - of me and you.

0:49:310:49:33

I can't do that until I end it with Buster.

0:49:330:49:35

I need to draw a line.

0:49:350:49:38

You'll miss my sister's wedding.

0:49:380:49:39

Do you not want us to be together, eh? Is that what you want?

0:49:390:49:42

No, but that doesn't seem to matter, does it?

0:49:420:49:44

I'm going to head. Are you coming?

0:49:450:49:48

No, I'm finishing my pint.

0:49:480:49:51

Is Angus wanting another one, or...?

0:49:530:49:55

No, he's away for a walk.

0:49:550:49:58

-Is he all right?

-No, he's not all right, Stevie.

0:49:580:50:01

What's the matter with you?

0:50:010:50:02

The matter with me? You're the one with the problem.

0:50:020:50:04

Shut up, eh?

0:50:040:50:06

MUSIC: Papa Don't Preach by Madonna

0:50:120:50:14

THEY CHEER

0:50:230:50:25

Whoo!

0:50:250:50:27

A toast, please! To the bride.

0:50:290:50:32

Not quite "like a virgin", but...

0:50:320:50:34

THEY LAUGH

0:50:340:50:36

Whoo!

0:50:360:50:37

SHE MOUTHS

0:50:370:50:38

HE SIGHS

0:50:540:50:56

MUSIC: Bad Romance by Lady Gaga

0:50:580:51:00

Whoo!

0:51:040:51:05

Do you know what? I needed this.

0:51:080:51:10

I telt you!

0:51:100:51:11

Oh, darling, I'm so proud of you!

0:51:110:51:14

Do you know what? I think everything's going to be all right.

0:51:140:51:17

The marriage, the baby.

0:51:170:51:20

Alex.

0:51:200:51:21

All of it.

0:51:210:51:22

I've decided to be happy.

0:51:220:51:24

You know, I am the luckiest girl.

0:51:260:51:29

You're right.

0:51:290:51:30

I mean, he might be an awkward bugger, a bit insensitive at times,

0:51:300:51:33

but everything he does...

0:51:330:51:36

he does it for me. For us.

0:51:360:51:38

Aww!

0:51:380:51:40

Right, you two - team selfie!

0:51:410:51:44

Oh, selfie! Woohoo!

0:51:440:51:47

Ready? One, two, three...

0:51:470:51:50

PHONE CAMERA SHUTTER

0:51:500:51:51

Oh, delete that!

0:51:510:51:53

Oh, they're letting anybody in here, then!

0:52:200:52:22

Oh, aye - even old guys like you!

0:52:220:52:24

Fancy a dance?

0:52:250:52:27

You're not my type.

0:52:270:52:28

Come and give your fiancee a spin then.

0:52:280:52:30

She seems happy, eh?

0:52:300:52:32

You'd better make sure she stays happy.

0:52:320:52:34

Look who I found! I've got to go.

0:52:340:52:36

-Thanks for letting me be a hen.

-Mwah!

0:52:360:52:38

MUSIC: Roar by Katy Perry

0:52:380:52:40

Oh!

0:52:400:52:41

-Classy.

-I know!

0:52:410:52:43

Had a good night?

0:52:430:52:44

Oh, you know what?

0:52:440:52:45

It's been great.

0:52:450:52:46

Your mum did well.

0:52:460:52:48

-Beats a few sausage rolls and some cheap fizz, eh?

-Aye.

0:52:480:52:51

Speaking of mums, I forgot to tell you -

0:52:510:52:53

We're one down for the wedding.

0:52:530:52:54

Your mum?

0:52:540:52:55

Sent back the RSVP - wrote, "Can't make it", and that was it.

0:52:550:52:58

She's never even met me, and still I'm not good enough for her.

0:52:580:53:00

No, I'M not.

0:53:000:53:02

Leave him alone, you. That's bad luck, by the way.

0:53:020:53:05

Your taxi's here. He's been waiting for ages!

0:53:050:53:08

Look, thanks for tonight.

0:53:080:53:09

Thank your mum. It was her idea.

0:53:090:53:11

Come on!

0:53:110:53:13

Bet you usually get a snog from the tipsy hen brides.

0:53:210:53:25

That one was sober.

0:53:250:53:26

SCOFFS: Right.

0:53:260:53:28

Maybe she just didn't fancy you.

0:53:280:53:31

Now you're being ridiculous.

0:53:310:53:33

Ellie away?

0:53:370:53:38

Gie us a whiskey.

0:53:400:53:42

I think you've had your fill.

0:53:430:53:45

What?

0:53:450:53:46

-Like you?

-What?

0:53:460:53:48

You "had your fill"?

0:53:480:53:49

-What are you on about?

-I saw you.

0:53:490:53:51

You saw me what?

0:53:510:53:52

Is this you trying to wriggle your way out of it, aye?

0:53:520:53:54

Do you know what, Bob?

0:53:540:53:56

Come on, up the road - I've had enough of you today. Come on.

0:53:560:53:58

I saw you. With Zinnie.

0:53:580:54:01

I saw you, in the kitchen.

0:54:010:54:02

You're a disgrace, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

0:54:020:54:05

You got any idea what that boy's going through?

0:54:050:54:07

I think you should calm down, Bob.

0:54:070:54:09

I don't think so, mate. You should have stayed away today.

0:54:090:54:12

Cheating on your pregnant girlfriend?

0:54:120:54:14

With your mate's girlfriend?

0:54:140:54:16

You're proper scum, you, aren't you?

0:54:160:54:18

Shut your mouth. You've not got a clue what you're talking about.

0:54:180:54:21

I know what I saw, all right?!

0:54:210:54:23

Come here, you.

0:54:230:54:24

Move. Through there. Move!

0:54:240:54:26

Listen to me.

0:54:280:54:29

I don't know what you think you saw, but you've got it all wrong -

0:54:290:54:32

-do you hear me?

-What have I got wrong?

0:54:320:54:34

Your tongue was halfway down her throat!

0:54:340:54:35

She came on to me.

0:54:350:54:37

-Listen to yourself!

-Shut it.

0:54:370:54:38

How could you do that to Stella?

0:54:380:54:40

To Angus?

0:54:400:54:42

It wasnae just me, all right?

0:54:420:54:44

She wanted it an' all.

0:54:440:54:45

Aye, of course she did.

0:54:450:54:46

Cos that's you all over the back, innit?

0:54:460:54:49

You think you're God's gift,

0:54:490:54:50

but you're nothing but a sleazy creep.

0:54:500:54:52

You're pathetic.

0:54:520:54:53

Now get out my way, all right?

0:54:530:54:56

Thank you, driver.

0:54:580:55:00

-Oh!

-Watch yourself.

-I'm fine!

0:55:000:55:02

Oh, man, that was brilliant!

0:55:020:55:04

You all right?

0:55:040:55:05

SHE SINGS

0:55:050:55:08

MUSIC: All Of Me by John Legend

0:55:170:55:19

# What would I do without your smart mouth?

0:55:210:55:25

# Drawing me in and you kicking me out

0:55:250:55:29

# You've got my head spinning no kidding

0:55:290:55:34

# I can't pin you down

0:55:340:55:37

# What's going on in that beautiful mind?

0:55:370:55:41

# I'm on your magical mystery ride

0:55:410:55:44

# And I'm so dizzy don't know what hit me

0:55:440:55:49

# But I'll be all right

0:55:490:55:53

# My head's under water

0:55:530:55:56

# But I'm breathing fine

0:55:560:56:00

# You're crazy and I'm out of my mind

0:56:000:56:06

# Cos all of me

0:56:060:56:09

# Loves all of you

0:56:090:56:12

# Love your curves and all your edges

0:56:120:56:17

# All your perfect imperfections... #

0:56:170:56:20

Night, Zinnie.

0:56:200:56:21

# Give your all to me

0:56:210:56:23

# I'll give my all to you

0:56:230:56:28

# You're my end and my beginning

0:56:280:56:32

# Even when I lose I'm winning

0:56:320:56:35

# Cos I give you all... #

0:56:350:56:38

Love you.

0:56:380:56:40

You still here?

0:56:490:56:52

You couldn't call me a taxi, could you?

0:56:520:56:54

I could give you a lift somewhere.

0:56:540:56:57

OK.

0:56:570:56:58

I know a bar that's still open. In a hotel.

0:57:000:57:02

A hotel?

0:57:020:57:04

Big building, bedrooms in it.

0:57:040:57:07

Pretty smooth, aren't you?

0:57:070:57:10

You think?

0:57:130:57:14

I shouldn't be seeing you today, this is bad luck.

0:57:220:57:25

I called you the other day,

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but somehow you'd given me

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the wrong number - now, how could that've happened?

0:57:270:57:30

Nothing is set in stone.

0:57:300:57:31

Jimmy don't, I've made my mind up.

0:57:310:57:33

You even think about telling Kelly-Marie....

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and I will destroy you.

0:57:350:57:37

You know, there's only one good reason

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to marry somebody like McAllister -

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and 100 reasons not to.

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Starting with that family of his.

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I thought I'd drop by to wish you well.

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No - you can't be here.

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