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Hello and welcome to Only Connect.

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We're like the 14th century Scots King Robert the Bruce -

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If at first you don't succeed, try again.

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Once. And if you don't succeed that time, you're out.

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Please go to the dressing room, collect your things

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and leave immediately.

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Joining me for the second time this evening are -

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on my right, Charlie Cook,

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a sciences graduate who collects foreign-language versions

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of popular records,

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Tim Hepworth, an IT consultant who went door-to-door

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selling peach lemonade to celebrate the wedding of Charles and Diana,

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and their captain, Sue Barnard,

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a linguist and keen genealogist

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who once narrowly avoided running over Barry Cryer.

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United by a love of literature,

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they are the Bardophiles.

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Now, Sue, you lost your opening heat against the Tubers,

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but you've come back as one of our

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highest-scoring second place finishers.

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How have you been preparing for this second attempt?

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Well, one thing that let us down last time

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was our woefully inadequate knowledge of brands of gin.

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So, in the meantime, we've been doing a fair amount of research.

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I thought someone had been in my dressing room.

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Well, good luck. You are facing, this time, on my left -

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Dean Reilly, a maths graduate who ate the world's best cheese toastie

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at a Californian National Park,

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Simon Gibbons, an astrophysicist

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who studies the dark-matter halo of the Milky Way and has

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a Welsh middle name,

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and their captain, Mickey Alexander, a medical student

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who was once punched by a Gallagher brother in what he hoped

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was a friendly gesture.

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United by a love of liquor,

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they are the Taverners.

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More drinkers. You lost your opening heat against the Cosmopolitans,

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but you're also one of our highest-scoring...

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Well, I don't want to say losers. Second-place finishers.

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And what have you been doing in advance of this match?

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Well, we failed to recognise Neil Tennant of the Pet Shop Boys,

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which screwed us up on the Doctor Who questions.

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We have been watching a lot of Doctor Who,

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listening to the Pet Shop Boys,

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and checking out a few of the Cardiff pubs as well.

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Is there any other show where people could say,

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"I didn't recognise Neil Tennant,

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"which screwed us up on the Doctor Who question"?

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People won't know what that means. So random, though.

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Yes, we have a new structure this year.

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You may be struggling to follow. It used to be that

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everyone got two goes. Now, one half of the draw

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has a lucky losers phase and then there's another half of the draw.

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Don't worry, it's about to get a lot simpler.

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We've got a diagram to show you how it works.

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This is it. LAUGHTER

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So, tonight's teams started here.

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A1 and B1. Had they won, they'd have followed those arrows there.

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Instead, they sort of fly over here, to what I think is game G.

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Somebody goes here.

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We should have drawn on a bus station what happens to the losers.

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But if you just have a look at that,

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you'll see that's how the competition now works.

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Fortunately, the rules of Round One remain the same.

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What is the connection between four apparently random clues?

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Taverners, you won the toss, you'll be going first.

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Please choose an Egyptian hieroglyph.

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I think we're going to go for the Two Reeds, please.

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The Two Reeds will be the first question of the match

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that determines who goes on to Round Two.

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What is the connection between these clues? Here's the first.

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-Anything in particular, gentlemen?

-Hm, well.

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I think another one.

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Next.

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2/7 Turkey.

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OK. So, it's not the G-7...

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It's not the G-7, no.

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Is there an Arab or Asian bloc of countries?

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-Shall we have the...?

-Yeah.

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Next.

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2/7 Egypt. Is it a words thing?

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Next.

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Three seconds.

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Any ideas?

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-Not a clue.

-We are going to say that...

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No more prepositions, please. What's your answer?

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-No, don't have anything. No.

-Don't have anything.

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-OK, Bardophiles, possible bonus point for you.

-Yes.

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It's where the Wonders of the World are located.

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There's one in Iraq, two in Turkey, two in Egypt and two in Greece.

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That is absolutely right.

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I mean, technically,

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I think there's one in Egypt and the

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rest are theoretical at the moment.

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Yes, they're the wonders of the ancient world.

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The sites where they are reported to be.

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Modern day locations where archaeologists believe

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that Wonders of the World would be. Very well done.

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-And you may choose your own question.

-The Horned Viper, please.

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Horned Viper. What connects these clues? Here's the first.

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TV.

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Yeah.

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Next, please.

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Leeds Castle is in Kent, yes.

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-A dog collar is worn by the clergy.

-Third one?

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Next, please.

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Ah, museums.

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-The Lawnmower Museum.

-Oh, right.

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-I think it's...

-Do you want to say, Tim, or do you want me to?

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-All right.

-We think it's museums.

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Yes, these are museums devoted to

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those particular subjects.

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There is a Barbed Wire museum

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in La Crosse in Kansas.

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It has 2,400 varieties of

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barbed wire.

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That would be nice for a holiday.

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And the Pencil Museum in Keswick.

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Our question editor has been there.

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He went to see the longest

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coloured pencil in the world.

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-I've seen it from the outside.

-He went alone.

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He goes most places alone.

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I have a feeling it was closed at the time.

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They close it when our

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question editor's going in.

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You know, like when Michael Jackson

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used to go round Harrods.

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There's that guy from Only Connect.

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Close the Pencil Museum.

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Prepare the pencils.

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Taverners, what would you like?

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We'll go for Twisted Flax, please.

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Twisted Flax. Ah. It's the music question.

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What connects these musical clues? Here's the first.

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# In the heat of the day down in Mobile Alabama... #

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-It's Chuck Berry.

-Chuck Berry.

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

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Next.

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# When we finally kiss goodnight

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# How I'll hate going out in the storm... #

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Going out in the storm.

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It's Let It Snow.

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-Yeah, it's that, isn't it?

-Yeah.

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Next.

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# Yeah, yeah, oh... #

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-I don't know what this is. Do you want the next one?

-Yeah.

-Next.

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-# The snow glows white... #

-Snow.

-Yeah.

-Snow.

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We're going to say snow.

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I'm afraid that is not the connection between all four clues.

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So I'm going to throw it over

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to the Bardophiles

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for a possible bonus.

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Ice and snow. Frozen.

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Do you think if it was ice and snow

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I would have not given it to

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the other team when they said snow?

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I would hope you would have given them the benefit of the doubt.

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That would have been very cruel. No, you did hear Let It Go from Frozen

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and Let It Snow from Dean Martin.

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The other ones, though, Let It Be,

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and Let It Rock, Chuck Berry.

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It's just the titles. Let It Be. That was Ferry Aid.

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It was a cover after the Zeebrugge Ferry disaster.

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That's not about ice and snow.

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And Let It Rock, I don't think was

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about that particular sort of rock.

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So no points there.

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But, Bardophiles, you may choose a question.

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-Eye of Horus, please.

-The Eye of Horus.

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What is the connection between these clues? Here is the first.

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Is there any other...?

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Next, please.

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Alsatian.

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Well, obviously it's a dog and it's a region.

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-Yes. Next?

-Next.

-Next, please.

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-Liberty cabbage?

-Named after something.

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Betjeman couldn't have been named after something, could he?

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Next, please.

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Windsor.

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-There's Windsor soup. Windsor knot.

-Windsor Castle.

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Three seconds.

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Castles?

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Not the answer, I'm afraid.

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Taverners, do you want to have a go

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for a bonus point?

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Yes, I believe they are things that were re-named

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to avoid association with Germany.

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That is exactly right.

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Talk me through those clues.

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So, I'm assuming John Betjeman's family name

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is something more Germanic-sounding, I don't know.

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-It's Betjeman, but it had another N.

-Oh. OK. So German, yeah.

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-Alsatians were German shepherds.

-Mm-hm.

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-Liberty cabbage is sauerkraut.

-That's right.

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-And Windsor was Saxe-Coburg Gotha.

-That's absolutely right.

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They all changed or had their names

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changed during the First World War

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to avoid associations with Germany.

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Well done, you get a bonus point and the choice of a question.

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-Dean?

-Water Wall?

-You may have the Water Wall later in the programme,

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but for now the Water question. These are going to be picture clues.

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What connects them? Here's the first.

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-OK, that's Rodney.

-Yeah.

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Next.

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Phil.

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I can't remember his name.

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-Next?

-Yeah. Next.

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He's a commentator, isn't he?

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-Yeah.

-Is that Dickie Bird?

-No, that's not Dickie Bird.

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He is a commentator. I think we're going to need the last one.

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Next.

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That's very much the wrong era for us, isn't it?

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-This is so...

-Is that what's-he-called from Fun House?

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-So... Related to pigs?

-Trotter?

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Then why wouldn't it be both of them?

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-That's true.

-We're going to say the link is...

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..pigs.

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And why would that be?

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Well, we've got Rodney Trotter.

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And then a bunch of people.

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Pat Sharp! Is that Pat Sharp?

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I love you.

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You don't know who any of these people are, do you?

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Pat Sharp?!

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It's not Pat Sharp. Bardophiles,

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would you like to have a go?

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Yeah, we think it is that they all have diminutives that end -ers.

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So, Rodders, Tuffers, Johnners and Cheggers.

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They all use what is called by

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slang lexicographers the Oxford -ers

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Because it started

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among Oxford undergraduates.

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Oh, is that what it's called?

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So you'd be sort of Reillers and Gibbers.

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Yes, Rodders, Tuffers,

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Johnners and Cheggers.

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Well, you get the bonus point, Bardophiles,

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and you get the last question

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-of the round. The Lion question.

-OK.

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What is the connection between these clues? Here is the first.

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-I don't know who that is.

-I recognise the name.

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Next, please. Griff Rhys Jones.

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He came in late on Not The Nine O'Clock News.

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Next, please.

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I do know Carl Reiner, I just can't think who it is.

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-Do you want the last one?

-Yeah, go for the last one.

-Next, please.

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-Kim Appleby.

-I think they are replacements.

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We think they are replacements for people who had to drop out

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of the original line-up.

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Not the answer, I'm afraid.

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So, Taverners, do you want to have a go?

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Yeah, I think they're all partnered with Mels.

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That is what it is. Tell me who

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you know from the line-up.

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Carl Reiner and Mel Brooks used

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to do a lot of comedy together.

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Griff Rhys Jones and Mel Smith.

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Sue Perkins and Mel Giedroyc.

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And I'm not sure who Kim Appleby is.

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Probably slightly before your time,

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that was a musical duo, Mel and Kim.

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Funnily enough, they sang on

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Let It Be, the charity single

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we heard earlier.

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And that knocked their own hit, Respectable,

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off the number one spot.

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So, all form double acts with Mels.

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You get the bonus point.

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That means, at the end of Round One, the Taverners have two points

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and the Bardophiles have four.

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Round Two is the sequences round.

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The teams need to tell me what comes forth in a sequence.

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Taverners, you'll be going first again.

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So, which hieroglyph this time?

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Can we have the Lion, please?

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Yes, you can. OK, the first in the sequence is coming up.

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What would you expect to see in fourth place? Time starts now.

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OK, the border district.

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This is... Could it be Austria?

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It's not that at all.

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Next.

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East Saxons?

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OK, so it is...

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They're the names of what the counties mean.

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The meanings of the name of the counties.

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I think we're going to need the third one to get it.

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-We need the third one.

-Next. People of the South. So, Essex, Sussex.

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So...

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So, which way are we going?

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So, where do we think it will be?

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-Three seconds.

-You think it's Kent?

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So... Well, I actually think it will be Norfolk.

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So let's go People Of The North.

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Is the right answer. Very well done.

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Tell me what we're looking at.

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So, I think they're the etymology of county names.

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That's right. Which counties?

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Suffolk is People of the South,

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Norfolk, People of the North,

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Essex presumably is East Saxons,

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which means the border district must have probably March...

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-Kent.

-Kent!

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-Well, there you go.

-Yes.

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The Cantiaci people lived there.

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That would have been an easier clue,

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but People Of The North would be

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the fourth one, well done.

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Bardophiles, what would you like?

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-Water, please.

-Water.

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What would come forth in this sequence? Here's the first.

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Next, please.

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-Any idea?

-There's McConnell Street.

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Next, please.

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-Oh, OK.

-In that case, it's...

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-Nicola Sturgeon?

-Yeah.

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Sturgeon?

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Is the right answer.

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Very well done. What's this?

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Leaders of the SNP.

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It's Scottish First Ministers.

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-Scottish First Ministers.

-Yeah.

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Scottish First Ministers in chronological order.

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And Nicola Sturgeon would be fourth.

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Nicola Sturgeon, last year,

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was given an impromptu

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Scottish Heritage quiz by the BBC.

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She was asked to identify

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the three Js associated with Dundee.

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-Let's hear them.

-Jute?

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-I just made something up.

-No, I mean, it is! Jute is one of them.

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Oh, is it? Oh! Well, there you go.

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-Used to make rope.

-Jam?

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Jam is another one. Don't worry, you're doing well.

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When they tried this on me, I guessed Jews and Jaffa Cakes.

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Very wrong. Jute, jam and...?

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And...

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-Jewellery?

-Not jewellery, journalism.

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Home of the Dundee Courier, of course.

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And DC Thompson, they're in Dundee, aren't they?

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I think the BBC should do

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more impromptu quizzes.

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Just all the time.

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In the middle of other programmes.

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Suddenly, in the news, quiz time!

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Very well done.

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Sturgeon is the answer.

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Back to you, Taverners, for a choice.

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-So, I'll go for Eye of Horus, please.

-The Eye of Horus.

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What will come forth in this sequence? Here's the first.

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-Go for a run.

-Yeah, but it's before something.

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That's true.

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-We're going to need another one.

-Next.

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DU...?

0:15:260:15:28

So it sounds like it's exercise advice.

0:15:280:15:33

-Maybe it's a song.

-Need another one?

-Yeah. Next.

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Oh, so it's triathlon. So, to get the...

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What's the forth?

0:15:420:15:44

Quad... No, it would be a Tetra.

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-Tetra.

-And what do you add for a Tetra?

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So, we're going to say Tetra...

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colon...

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You're already wrong, I'd just like

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to hear how you finish the sentence.

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OK. In which case, and also boxing.

0:16:040:16:07

I'm afraid that's not the right answer.

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So bonus chance for you, Bardophiles.

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Well, the number is pedwar, we think, which is Welsh for four.

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But any thoughts on what the other bit might be?

0:16:150:16:18

-Shoot?

-Shoot.

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I'm afraid that's not it either.

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It really is quad.

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It's quadrathlon.

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You're making a duathlon

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by adding cycling to a run.

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A triathlon to add swimming.

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And to make a quadrathlon,

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-you add kayaking.

-Oh!

-Right.

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That's what it would be.

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So no bonus point, Bardophiles,

0:16:350:16:37

but you may choose a question.

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-Oh, Horned Viper, please.

-The Horned Viper.

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What would come forth in this sequence? Here's the first.

0:16:400:16:43

Next one?

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Next, please.

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-Ah, changing names.

-Has it changed its name again?

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-It did, yeah.

-Has it changed its name back and forth?

0:16:580:17:01

Yes, I think it has, actually.

0:17:010:17:03

So do you think we should go...?

0:17:030:17:06

-Yeah, do you want to go for that, then?

-Yeah.

0:17:060:17:08

-I'm happy to go for that.

-Yeah.

-I think it is.

0:17:080:17:11

Central African Republic.

0:17:140:17:17

No, I'm afraid that's not the answer.

0:17:170:17:19

Not the answer, I'm afraid.

0:17:190:17:21

Never as strong a guess here

0:17:210:17:22

as it is in other places.

0:17:220:17:24

I'm going to show the third

0:17:240:17:25

in the sequence to the Taverners

0:17:250:17:26

for a possible bonus point.

0:17:260:17:28

Simon, name an African country, please.

0:17:280:17:30

Zimbabwe.

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No, it isn't.

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These three things we are looking at

0:17:330:17:34

-are all the same country.

-Yes, yeah.

0:17:340:17:36

You know the answer would be now?

0:17:360:17:38

It should be Democratic Republic of Congo again.

0:17:380:17:41

No. It's Belgian Congo.

0:17:410:17:43

Currently this place is known as

0:17:430:17:45

the Democratic Republic of the Congo,

0:17:450:17:47

but we're going back in time.

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Before then it was

0:17:480:17:50

the Republic of Zaire.

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Before then Democratic Republic of the Congo again.

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Before that, Republic of the Congo,

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which is now a different country completely.

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And before that, Belgian Congo.

0:17:570:17:59

No points for anyone there.

0:17:590:18:01

Taverners, you may choose a question.

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-The Twisted Flax, please.

-Twisted Flax.

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What will come forth in this sequence? Here's the first.

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-Zulu uniform.

-Oh, ZU, infinity alphabet.

0:18:090:18:12

Yeah. I'm not sure what the next one is.

0:18:120:18:15

Yeah, so we'll need another one at least. Next.

0:18:150:18:17

So, ME.

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Oh, Zulu ends in U.

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-Uniform.

-And Mike ends in Echo.

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So, O would be Oscar Romeo.

0:18:330:18:37

-Then Oscar Romeo again.

-Yeah.

0:18:370:18:41

Oscar Romeo.

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Is the right answer. The next

0:18:420:18:44

two clues are both Oscar Romeo.

0:18:440:18:46

Excellent. Very well done.

0:18:460:18:48

What's going on in this question?

0:18:480:18:50

So, they're native phonetic alphabet words

0:18:500:18:54

and the end of the previous one gives you the next one.

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So Zulu ends in U, so you get uniform.

0:18:570:18:59

-Uniform ends in M, Mike. Echo.

-That's right,

0:18:590:19:02

you're picking up the last letter

0:19:020:19:03

at the end of it and making the next

0:19:030:19:05

NATO letter.

0:19:050:19:06

Well done, three points.

0:19:060:19:08

Bardophiles, you get the last question. The Two Reeds.

0:19:080:19:11

These are going to be picture clues.

0:19:110:19:13

What would you expect to see in the last picture? Here's the first.

0:19:130:19:16

So, it's taramasalata. And an olive.

0:19:190:19:22

Next, please.

0:19:240:19:26

-Is that Bananarama?

-Yes.

0:19:280:19:30

Next, please.

0:19:350:19:38

That's the GCHQ.

0:19:380:19:40

-No, it's not. It's in Australia.

-Oh, is it?

-Panorama or something.

0:19:400:19:44

Panorama? A panorama?

0:19:560:19:59

I'm afraid that does not work

0:19:590:20:01

in the sequence.

0:20:010:20:02

So, Taverners, you've got the chance

0:20:020:20:04

of a bonus point.

0:20:040:20:05

-Banana.

-I would take banana.

0:20:050:20:07

Or indeed Canada,

0:20:070:20:08

which is what we chose.

0:20:080:20:10

You're right, it is about the letters.

0:20:100:20:12

Every second letter is an A.

0:20:120:20:14

Taramasalata has six As.

0:20:140:20:17

-Bananarama, five As.

-Right.

0:20:170:20:18

Maracana, four As.

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So I want something where

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every second letter is an A

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and there are three of them.

0:20:220:20:24

So Canada or banana.

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Panorama, you've got a rogue O

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going on in the middle there.

0:20:270:20:28

That's your problem.

0:20:280:20:30

So, Taverners, you get the bonus point there.

0:20:300:20:32

And that means that at the end of Round Two,

0:20:320:20:34

the Bardophiles have six points,

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the Taverners have eight.

0:20:360:20:38

Time now for the Connecting Wall,

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and it's going to be the Bardophiles' turn to go first.

0:20:420:20:45

So you have a choice - Lion or Water?

0:20:450:20:47

-Lion, please.

-The Lion Wall. You have 2.5 minutes to solve it.

0:20:470:20:51

Starting now.

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Computer type of thing.

0:20:550:20:57

-French. Dijon.

-Yes.

0:20:590:21:01

-Things to do with pigs.

-Winnie the Pooh, potentially?

0:21:030:21:06

Piglet, Acorn, Hums.

0:21:060:21:08

He liked that.

0:21:080:21:09

BUZZ

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Honey?

0:21:140:21:16

Honey, Acorn.

0:21:160:21:17

BUZZ

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BUZZ

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Right. Does anybody know what T-slot is?

0:21:240:21:26

I don't know, no.

0:21:260:21:27

Because I think it's...

0:21:270:21:30

-Yes.

-Might be valves.

0:21:300:21:32

Butterfly valve, a Flange.

0:21:320:21:35

Yes, could be. We've also got mustard.

0:21:350:21:38

Dijon mustard, French mustard.

0:21:380:21:40

White mustard, I think.

0:21:400:21:42

So, things that we wouldn't fit in

0:21:420:21:45

so far is definitely Judas.

0:21:450:21:47

-Air.

-There might be an Air valve.

-Oh, yes, that's true.

0:21:480:21:51

Beer.

0:21:510:21:53

I've never heard of a Glasgow valve, but there may well be.

0:21:550:21:58

Judas and Beer. I'm going to start there.

0:21:580:22:01

Let's try our mustards.

0:22:010:22:04

You've got a minute left.

0:22:040:22:05

BUZZ

0:22:080:22:09

BUZZ

0:22:110:22:12

BUZZ

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BUZZ

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-BUZZ

-OK, go for the mustards.

0:22:170:22:18

Try our mustards, then.

0:22:180:22:20

BUZZ

0:22:230:22:24

Right, OK.

0:22:250:22:27

Three strikes now and 30 seconds.

0:22:270:22:30

So, go back to the valves.

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-That's got to be a valve.

-Yes.

0:22:320:22:34

-Butterfly valve.

-Yes.

-Wing valve?

-Yeah.

0:22:340:22:37

BUZZ

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BUZZ

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Glasgow.

0:22:480:22:49

That's it. You've had your goes and the wall has frozen.

0:22:490:22:52

So, two points for the groups you found.

0:22:520:22:54

And what about the connections?

0:22:540:22:56

The first blue group, Condensed Milk, Honey, Piglet, Hums.

0:22:560:22:59

-Winnie the Pooh.

-All things that Winnie the Pooh likes.

0:22:590:23:02

And the green group, starting Beer.

0:23:020:23:04

-Types of mustard.

-Beer, White, French, Dijon mustards.

0:23:040:23:08

And you could still get points for the connections of the groups you

0:23:080:23:11

didn't find. So, let's resolve the wall. There you go.

0:23:110:23:13

What about this next group? Flange, T-slot, Wing, Acorn.

0:23:130:23:18

I think they're all valves. Different types of valves?

0:23:180:23:21

You're close, but that's not it. Nuts. They're nuts in hardware.

0:23:210:23:24

And the turquoise group, starting Glasgow.

0:23:240:23:27

Yeah, kisses.

0:23:270:23:28

They are kisses. The Glasgow kiss - not the nicest sort.

0:23:280:23:31

So, two points for the groups you found

0:23:310:23:33

and three for the connections. That's a total of five.

0:23:330:23:36

We're going to bring in the Taverners now

0:23:360:23:38

and give them the other Connecting Wall, the Water Wall,

0:23:380:23:40

and see what they can do about solving it.

0:23:400:23:42

Two and a half minutes, of course, to solve the Water Wall.

0:23:420:23:45

Starting now.

0:23:450:23:47

All right. So, what have we got?

0:23:470:23:50

-We've got comedians.

-We've got Gervais, Merchant...

0:23:500:23:53

Yeah. Freeman. They're all involved with The Office, in fact.

0:23:530:23:56

-Captain Blood, Captain Haddock.

-Captain Scarlet.

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Captain Jack.

0:24:010:24:04

-BUZZ

-There'll be a few others.

0:24:040:24:06

Captain America.

0:24:060:24:08

-Yeah.

-So, do you want to cycle those?

0:24:080:24:11

Otherwise, we have...

0:24:110:24:13

BUZZ

0:24:130:24:14

Phoebus, Phoebus.

0:24:140:24:16

That's ringing a bell.

0:24:160:24:19

-BUZZ

-No, none of those?

0:24:190:24:20

OK. Gervais, Freeman, Davis, possibly.

0:24:200:24:24

-Merchant, do we think?

-BUZZ

0:24:240:24:27

Crook. Mackenzie Crook.

0:24:270:24:29

Yeah, OK.

0:24:290:24:31

-So.

-Bottle.

0:24:310:24:32

Bottle bank.

0:24:320:24:34

Merchant bank. Blood bank.

0:24:340:24:37

-Memory bank?

-Yes.

0:24:370:24:38

-OK.

-Three strikes and you're out now.

0:24:380:24:41

So we've got the captains, we think.

0:24:410:24:43

Captain Jack, maybe.

0:24:430:24:45

Ralph, Piggy, Phoebus.

0:24:450:24:48

-Piggy!

-Piggy!

-They're in that book.

0:24:480:24:51

-Lord Of The Flies.

-So, Ralph, Roger,

0:24:510:24:54

Piggy and Jack are all in Lord Of The Flies.

0:24:540:24:56

So, Captain Phoebus?

0:24:560:24:58

-Let's assume he's a captain.

-Let's go with him.

0:24:580:25:01

You solved the wall.

0:25:010:25:03

Very well done. What about the connections?

0:25:030:25:06

Davis, Freeman, Crook, Gervais.

0:25:060:25:09

So they're all involved in the making of The Office.

0:25:090:25:11

They're all actors from comedy show The Office.

0:25:110:25:14

-The green group - Blood, Bottle, Merchant, Memory.

-Banks.

0:25:140:25:18

You can put bank after all of them.

0:25:180:25:20

Blood bank, Bottle bank, Merchant bank, Memory bank.

0:25:200:25:22

And the next group - Ralph, Roger, Piggy, Jack.

0:25:220:25:25

They are all in Lord Of The Flies.

0:25:250:25:27

They are all in that book. Yes, that's absolutely right.

0:25:270:25:31

Well done. And the last turquoise group.

0:25:310:25:33

Scarlet, Haddock, America, Phoebus.

0:25:330:25:35

They're all fictional captains.

0:25:350:25:37

They're all captains. So, all the groups and all the connections.

0:25:370:25:40

That is a maximum of ten points.

0:25:400:25:42

That's have a look at the overall scores.

0:25:420:25:45

The Bardophiles have 11 points, the Taverners have 18.

0:25:450:25:48

Time now for Round Four, the missing vowels round,

0:25:510:25:53

where the teams have to identify the clues from which we have

0:25:530:25:56

removed vowels and re-spaced consonants.

0:25:560:25:58

Fingers on buzzers, teams.

0:25:580:26:01

I can tell you that the first group are all...

0:26:010:26:04

-Taverners.

-James Bond?

0:26:090:26:10

Correct.

0:26:100:26:12

-Bardophiles.

-Indiana Jones?

0:26:140:26:16

Correct.

0:26:160:26:17

Bardophiles.

0:26:210:26:22

Babar.

0:26:220:26:23

I'm afraid you'd need some Rs for that. Taverners, do you know?

0:26:230:26:27

Bob?

0:26:270:26:29

No, it's Boo-Boo, the bear. Next clue.

0:26:290:26:31

Bardophiles.

0:26:340:26:35

Pinocchio.

0:26:350:26:37

Correct. Next category...

0:26:370:26:39

Taverners.

0:26:420:26:44

-Bring Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia.

-Well done.

0:26:440:26:47

-Taverners.

-Eyes Wide Shut.

0:26:490:26:50

Yes, it is.

0:26:500:26:51

-Bardophiles.

-Cool Hand Luke.

0:26:540:26:56

Correct.

0:26:560:26:57

-Taverners.

-Nil By Mouth.

0:27:000:27:02

Correct. Next category...

0:27:020:27:03

-Bardophiles.

-Hercules The Lion.

0:27:070:27:09

At Aston Villa, correct.

0:27:090:27:11

-Taverners.

-Zizi The Owl?

0:27:130:27:15

I'm afraid not. No, you lose a point. Bardophiles, do you know?

0:27:150:27:19

-Ozzie The Owl.

-Ozzie The Owl from Sheffield Wednesday.

0:27:190:27:22

Next clue.

0:27:220:27:23

-Bardophiles.

-Scrumpy The Robin.

0:27:260:27:28

Correct, from Bristol City.

0:27:280:27:29

END OF GAME JINGLE

0:27:290:27:31

No time for another one

0:27:320:27:34

because the bell has gone for the end of the quiz.

0:27:340:27:37

And I can tell you that the winners, and through to Round Two

0:27:370:27:40

with 21 points, are the Taverners.

0:27:400:27:43

Very well done.

0:27:430:27:44

And in second place, with 16 points,

0:27:440:27:46

it's the Bardophiles.

0:27:460:27:48

Good news for you there, Taverners,

0:27:480:27:50

you're through.

0:27:500:27:51

You may want to see where you are on the diagram at this point.

0:27:510:27:53

I can tell you that you will now be moving to here,

0:27:530:27:57

which seems to be L1 cubed.

0:27:570:28:00

That's where you're going to be. And after that, who knows?

0:28:000:28:05

Bardophiles, I'm afraid you're moving off the diagram.

0:28:050:28:08

It's time to go home.

0:28:080:28:10

Because it's the end of the show, it's also time for me to go home.

0:28:100:28:13

Although, frankly, it's pre-recorded,

0:28:130:28:15

so chances are I'm already at home, possibly watching this.

0:28:150:28:18

And for all I know, you're here where I am now, in the studio,

0:28:180:28:21

on the Port Manor Road Industrial Estate in Splott, Cardiff,

0:28:210:28:24

making another TV show.

0:28:240:28:26

Which one is it? Is it Grandpa In My Pocket?

0:28:260:28:29

I love that show. Goodbye.

0:28:290:28:32

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