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CHEERING | 0:00:05 | 0:00:07 | |
Once again! | 0:00:14 | 0:00:17 | |
BOOING | 0:00:17 | 0:00:18 | |
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! | 0:00:18 | 0:00:23 | |
CHEERING AND BOOING | 0:00:23 | 0:00:25 | |
Prefiguratively... CHEERING | 0:00:25 | 0:00:30 | |
..our postprandial... CHEERING | 0:00:30 | 0:00:34 | |
..peroration... CHEERING | 0:00:34 | 0:00:37 | |
.."penidarises" primarily | 0:00:37 | 0:00:40 | |
the Polyphonic Players Theatre | 0:00:40 | 0:00:44 | |
and the prestigious prowess | 0:00:44 | 0:00:47 | |
of Mr Bernard Cribbins! | 0:00:47 | 0:00:51 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:00:51 | 0:00:53 | |
# London, London | 0:00:55 | 0:00:59 | |
# Good old London city | 0:00:59 | 0:01:03 | |
# Good for those who coif nice clothes | 0:01:03 | 0:01:06 | |
# And lots of LSD | 0:01:06 | 0:01:10 | |
# But London, London | 0:01:10 | 0:01:14 | |
# Don't show me much pity | 0:01:14 | 0:01:17 | |
# It must have been built for people with cash | 0:01:17 | 0:01:22 | |
# It never was built for me... # | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
Oh, here we go! | 0:01:25 | 0:01:28 | |
# Come with me down Regent Street | 0:01:28 | 0:01:32 | |
# Come with me down Regent Street | 0:01:32 | 0:01:35 | |
# No more strolling down the Strand | 0:01:35 | 0:01:39 | |
# Strolling down the Strand is not so grand | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
# So come with me down Regent Street | 0:01:42 | 0:01:46 | |
# And everyone you'll meet | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
# With a right too-roo-rah, right too-roo-rah, right too-roo-rah-day | 0:01:49 | 0:01:53 | |
# If you come down Regent Street | 0:01:53 | 0:01:56 | |
# With a right too-roo-rah, right too-roo-rah, right too-roo-rah-day | 0:01:56 | 0:02:00 | |
# If you come down Regent Street | 0:02:00 | 0:02:03 | |
# I'm Silk Hat Tony I'm down and I'm stony | 0:02:06 | 0:02:10 | |
# I'm not only broke but I'm bent | 0:02:10 | 0:02:13 | |
# The fringe round my trousers keeps lashing the houses | 0:02:13 | 0:02:18 | |
# But, dammit, I'm gay and content | 0:02:18 | 0:02:21 | |
# I stroll the West gaily | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
# You'll find me there daily | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
# From Burlington Arcade up to Old Bailey | 0:02:25 | 0:02:29 | |
# I'm Tony, I'm stony | 0:02:29 | 0:02:32 | |
# But that makes no difference, you see | 0:02:32 | 0:02:36 | |
# If I haven't a fraction I've one satisfaction | 0:02:36 | 0:02:40 | |
# They built Piccadilly for me | 0:02:40 | 0:02:44 | |
# Jane, Jane, Jane from Maiden Lane | 0:02:46 | 0:02:50 | |
# She always looked so diffident and shy | 0:02:50 | 0:02:54 | |
# But although demure and tidy | 0:02:54 | 0:02:58 | |
# And perhaps a trifle sidy | 0:02:58 | 0:03:02 | |
# She'd a naughty little twinkle Such a wicked little winkle | 0:03:02 | 0:03:06 | |
# Such a naughty little twinkle in her eye | 0:03:06 | 0:03:10 | |
# I live in Trafalgar Square | 0:03:12 | 0:03:16 | |
# With four lions to guard me | 0:03:16 | 0:03:20 | |
# Fountains and statues all over the place | 0:03:20 | 0:03:24 | |
# And the Metropol' staring me right in the face | 0:03:24 | 0:03:28 | |
# I own it's a trifle drafty | 0:03:28 | 0:03:32 | |
# But I looks at it this way, you see | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
# If it's good enough for Nelson... # | 0:03:35 | 0:03:40 | |
DRUMBEATS Oh, God! | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
# ..It's quite good enough for me | 0:03:42 | 0:03:46 | |
# Let's all go down the Strand Have a banana! | 0:03:49 | 0:03:53 | |
# Let's all go down the Strand | 0:03:53 | 0:03:57 | |
# I'll be leader You can march behind | 0:03:57 | 0:04:00 | |
# Come with me and see what we can find | 0:04:00 | 0:04:04 | |
# Let's all go down the Strand | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
# Oh, what a happy land | 0:04:07 | 0:04:11 | |
# That's the place for fun and noise All amongst the girls and boys | 0:04:11 | 0:04:15 | |
# So let's all go down the Strand | 0:04:15 | 0:04:18 | |
# We like London | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
# We like town | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
# We cannot understand why people put it down | 0:04:26 | 0:04:29 | |
# We know it well and all agree | 0:04:29 | 0:04:32 | |
# There's no place we would rather be | 0:04:32 | 0:04:36 | |
# We're very, very fond of | 0:04:36 | 0:04:41 | |
# London! # | 0:04:41 | 0:04:47 | |
CHEERING | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
And now an unparalleled opportunity... | 0:05:00 | 0:05:05 | |
AUDIENCE WHOOPS | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
..for the orchidaceous ladies | 0:05:07 | 0:05:10 | |
and their attendant and auxiliary gentlemen | 0:05:10 | 0:05:13 | |
in a prodigality of participatory... | 0:05:13 | 0:05:18 | |
AUDIENCE WHOOPS | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
..reciprocity. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:23 | |
Joining in with the Pied Piper, | 0:05:23 | 0:05:28 | |
Mr Des Lane! | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
Thank you. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
HE PLAYS Yellow Rose Of Texas | 0:05:43 | 0:05:46 | |
AUDIENCE WHISTLES NEXT LINE | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
Not yet! | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
Right, now this is where all of you join in. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:07 | |
HE PLAYS A Life On The Ocean Wave | 0:06:07 | 0:06:11 | |
AUDIENCE WHISTLES NEXT LINE | 0:06:11 | 0:06:14 | |
HE PLAYS It's A Long Way To Tipperary | 0:06:16 | 0:06:19 | |
-AUDIENCE: -# It's a long way to go | 0:06:19 | 0:06:24 | |
# It's a long way to Tipperary | 0:06:24 | 0:06:27 | |
# To the sweetest girl I know | 0:06:27 | 0:06:32 | |
# Goodbye, Piccadilly. # | 0:06:32 | 0:06:34 | |
I'm not going to play! | 0:06:34 | 0:06:36 | |
# Farewell, Leicester Square | 0:06:36 | 0:06:39 | |
# It's a long, long way to Tipperary | 0:06:39 | 0:06:43 | |
# But my heart's right there. # | 0:06:43 | 0:06:45 | |
All right, if you know the words, everybody sing! | 0:06:45 | 0:06:47 | |
# It's a long way to Tipperary | 0:06:47 | 0:06:51 | |
# It's a long way to go | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
# It's a long way to Tipperary | 0:06:54 | 0:06:59 | |
# To the sweetest girl I know | 0:06:59 | 0:07:03 | |
# Goodbye, Piccadilly | 0:07:03 | 0:07:07 | |
# Farewell, Leicester Square | 0:07:07 | 0:07:10 | |
# It's a long, long way to Tipperary | 0:07:10 | 0:07:15 | |
# But my heart's right there. # | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
That's fine. Two to go. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
HE PLAYS POP GOES THE WEASEL | 0:07:19 | 0:07:21 | |
-AUDIENCE: -# La la la la la la. # | 0:07:21 | 0:07:23 | |
-# Pop goes the weasel! # -Last one. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
PLAYS MILITARY MARCH | 0:07:27 | 0:07:30 | |
And don't you dare! | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
Hey? | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
AUDIENCE CHEERS | 0:07:56 | 0:07:59 | |
Ah, you're marvellous. Can you still hear me? | 0:08:00 | 0:08:03 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Yes. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:04 | |
I'm sure now you'll remember this really great song that was | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
written all about the blues. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
HE PLAYS Birth Of The Blues | 0:08:09 | 0:08:13 | |
-AUDIENCE: -# The birth of the blues. # | 0:08:24 | 0:08:28 | |
-AUDIENCE: -# The birth of the blues. # | 0:08:43 | 0:08:47 | |
-AUDIENCE: -# The birth of the blues. # | 0:09:21 | 0:09:25 | |
# And then from a whippoorwill up high on a hill | 0:09:26 | 0:09:31 | |
# They took a new note | 0:09:31 | 0:09:35 | |
# And then they pushed it through a horn until it was worn | 0:09:36 | 0:09:41 | |
# Into a blue note. # | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
Now, really go! | 0:09:43 | 0:09:46 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:10:08 | 0:10:13 | |
Jauntily jubilant | 0:10:29 | 0:10:33 | |
in a vertiginous germination | 0:10:33 | 0:10:37 | |
juxtaposing joint laryngeal | 0:10:37 | 0:10:41 | |
and saltatorial propensities, | 0:10:41 | 0:10:45 | |
two lads singing and dancing together. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:49 | |
Mr Ray C Davis and Mr Tudor Davies! | 0:10:49 | 0:10:54 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:10:56 | 0:11:00 | |
# A song to every mother | 0:11:04 | 0:11:08 | |
# A song to every Dad | 0:11:08 | 0:11:12 | |
# You're both so happy with your babies | 0:11:12 | 0:11:16 | |
# But someday you may be sad | 0:11:16 | 0:11:20 | |
# When these little boys grow up and fall in love | 0:11:21 | 0:11:26 | |
# When you find there's someone else they're dreaming of | 0:11:28 | 0:11:33 | |
# You dream of bygone years when you rocked them on your knee | 0:11:33 | 0:11:37 | |
# How long you shed your tears | 0:11:37 | 0:11:39 | |
# But you know it had to be | 0:11:39 | 0:11:42 | |
# When your little boys grow up and buy a ring | 0:11:42 | 0:11:45 | |
# When they fall a victim to that certain thing | 0:11:46 | 0:11:50 | |
# Your dream of childhood joys with just a few forgotten toys | 0:11:51 | 0:11:57 | |
# When these little boys grow up | 0:11:57 | 0:12:01 | |
# And fall in love | 0:12:01 | 0:12:04 | |
# Well, Mama, we're both of age | 0:12:07 | 0:12:09 | |
# For we've both reached that certain stage | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
# Where, to us, girls mean more than anything | 0:12:11 | 0:12:14 | |
# Tell them all we're on our way and we're setting out today | 0:12:16 | 0:12:20 | |
# It's the reason why we feel inclined to sing | 0:12:20 | 0:12:26 | |
# To-o-o sing | 0:12:26 | 0:12:29 | |
# Put me amongst the girls | 0:12:31 | 0:12:34 | |
# Put me amongst the girls | 0:12:35 | 0:12:39 | |
# Do me a favour do | 0:12:39 | 0:12:42 | |
# You know I'd do the same for you | 0:12:42 | 0:12:46 | |
# Put me amongst the girls | 0:12:46 | 0:12:49 | |
# Those with the curly curls | 0:12:50 | 0:12:53 | |
# And they'll enjoy themselves and so will I | 0:12:53 | 0:12:57 | |
# If you put me amongst the girls | 0:12:57 | 0:13:00 | |
# I've a positive itch to get down in a ditch | 0:13:00 | 0:13:03 | |
# Or again in a lane that is shady | 0:13:03 | 0:13:05 | |
# With a million patters of filly-like matters | 0:13:05 | 0:13:06 | |
# As long as the fillies are ladies | 0:13:06 | 0:13:08 | |
# She'll try to look shy and we'll both wonder why | 0:13:08 | 0:13:10 | |
# As we're sitting alone in the moonlight | 0:13:10 | 0:13:12 | |
# And it's perfectly clear my dear partner here's | 0:13:12 | 0:13:14 | |
# Having trouble in getting the tune right | 0:13:14 | 0:13:16 | |
# I'll flatter and chat her might even carry on just like a boxer | 0:13:16 | 0:13:19 | |
# If she tries to resist she'll end up getting kissed | 0:13:19 | 0:13:21 | |
# Those with the curly curls | 0:13:21 | 0:13:23 | |
# They'll enjoy themselves and so will I | 0:13:23 | 0:13:27 | |
# If you put me amongst the girls. # | 0:13:27 | 0:13:30 | |
Dance? | 0:13:31 | 0:13:34 | |
Oh! | 0:13:34 | 0:13:35 | |
Ooh! | 0:13:42 | 0:13:43 | |
Oi! | 0:15:13 | 0:15:15 | |
What about me then? | 0:15:15 | 0:15:16 | |
Well, what about you? | 0:15:16 | 0:15:18 | |
Well... | 0:15:18 | 0:15:20 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Awww! | 0:15:20 | 0:15:23 | |
Oi! | 0:15:26 | 0:15:29 | |
DRUMROLL | 0:15:29 | 0:15:32 | |
It's a double act...son. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:37 | |
-Terribly sorry about this, Mr Chairman. -That's all right. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:45 | |
Could have got Danny La Rue for another 30 bob. | 0:15:45 | 0:15:48 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:15:48 | 0:15:50 | |
DRUMROLL | 0:15:52 | 0:15:55 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:15:56 | 0:15:59 | |
A-one, two, three, four. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:06 | |
# Put me amongst the girls | 0:16:06 | 0:16:10 | |
# Those with the curly curls | 0:16:10 | 0:16:13 | |
# They'll enjoy themselves and so will I | 0:16:13 | 0:16:16 | |
# If you put me | 0:16:16 | 0:16:18 | |
# Put me | 0:16:18 | 0:16:20 | |
# Put me... | 0:16:20 | 0:16:22 | |
-# Amongst the girls -# Amongst the girls | 0:16:23 | 0:16:26 | |
# Amongst the girls | 0:16:26 | 0:16:28 | |
-# Amongst the girls -Amongst the girls. # | 0:16:28 | 0:16:31 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:16:31 | 0:16:35 | |
No, madam, no, they are NOT officially related. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:52 | |
Resplendent from the superbities | 0:16:54 | 0:16:58 | |
of Strauss, | 0:16:58 | 0:17:01 | |
illimitably liquescent, | 0:17:01 | 0:17:04 | |
Ilayha's lilting legato... | 0:17:04 | 0:17:10 | |
Miss Valerie Masterson! | 0:17:10 | 0:17:13 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:17:13 | 0:17:16 | |
# There once lived a Vilia | 0:17:21 | 0:17:26 | |
# A witch of a wood | 0:17:26 | 0:17:30 | |
# A hunter beheld her | 0:17:30 | 0:17:34 | |
# Alone as she stood | 0:17:34 | 0:17:38 | |
# The spell of her beauty | 0:17:38 | 0:17:42 | |
# Upon him was laid | 0:17:42 | 0:17:47 | |
# He looked and he longed for | 0:17:47 | 0:17:53 | |
# The magical maid | 0:17:53 | 0:17:57 | |
# For a sudden tremor ran | 0:17:59 | 0:18:03 | |
# Right through the love-bewildered man | 0:18:03 | 0:18:09 | |
# And he cried | 0:18:09 | 0:18:14 | |
# As a hapless lover can | 0:18:14 | 0:18:20 | |
# Vilia, O Vilia | 0:18:23 | 0:18:28 | |
# My maid of delight | 0:18:28 | 0:18:34 | |
# Haunting the woodland | 0:18:34 | 0:18:39 | |
# Enchanting the light | 0:18:39 | 0:18:44 | |
# Vilia, O Vilia | 0:18:45 | 0:18:52 | |
# Be tender and true | 0:18:52 | 0:18:57 | |
# Love me and I'll die for you | 0:18:59 | 0:19:06 | |
# Vilia, O Vilia | 0:19:30 | 0:19:36 | |
# Be tender and true | 0:19:38 | 0:19:43 | |
# Love me and I'll die for you | 0:19:45 | 0:19:53 | |
# Sadly he cried | 0:19:55 | 0:20:01 | |
# Vilia... # | 0:20:01 | 0:20:08 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:20:14 | 0:20:18 | |
# Romance, a play boy who is born each spring | 0:20:25 | 0:20:28 | |
# To teach the nightingale to sing a very pretty song | 0:20:28 | 0:20:33 | |
# I love you | 0:20:33 | 0:20:37 | |
# Romance, a legend on an old brocade | 0:20:37 | 0:20:41 | |
# A prince who tells a country maid | 0:20:41 | 0:20:43 | |
# I love you | 0:20:43 | 0:20:47 | |
# Now where this whimsy comes from I don't know | 0:20:49 | 0:20:54 | |
# For when it comes it's just about to go | 0:20:56 | 0:21:03 | |
# Romance, a flower that will bloom awhile | 0:21:05 | 0:21:09 | |
# With sunshine from a lover's smile | 0:21:09 | 0:21:12 | |
# That lover's tears bedew | 0:21:12 | 0:21:14 | |
# Ah-ah, ah-ah! | 0:21:14 | 0:21:18 | |
# Yet, when I seek this beauty | 0:21:34 | 0:21:39 | |
# Flower of youth's first dawning | 0:21:40 | 0:21:46 | |
# I find a prosy work-a-day world | 0:21:46 | 0:21:53 | |
# Stretching and yawning | 0:21:53 | 0:22:00 | |
# Love is locked up in cages | 0:22:00 | 0:22:06 | |
# Kept for a poet's pages | 0:22:06 | 0:22:12 | |
# Life and adventure don't seem to be | 0:22:12 | 0:22:19 | |
# Paying attention to me | 0:22:19 | 0:22:27 | |
# And so I dream of fair romance and let my fancies | 0:22:27 | 0:22:33 | |
# Weave pretty stories | 0:22:33 | 0:22:38 | |
# And though I know they are not so | 0:22:38 | 0:22:40 | |
# I long to go wandering | 0:22:40 | 0:22:45 | |
# Amid their wistful glories | 0:22:45 | 0:22:51 | |
# My princes become what I mould them | 0:22:51 | 0:22:55 | |
# And they stay for the breath of a sigh | 0:22:55 | 0:23:03 | |
# I open my arms to enfold them | 0:23:03 | 0:23:08 | |
# But they're gone like a breeze rushing by | 0:23:08 | 0:23:15 | |
# Ah, this is a humdrum world | 0:23:16 | 0:23:20 | |
# Yet when I dream | 0:23:20 | 0:23:24 | |
# I set it dancing | 0:23:24 | 0:23:29 | |
# When life is grey, I have a way to make it gay | 0:23:29 | 0:23:34 | |
# I grab a day | 0:23:34 | 0:23:40 | |
# And dream of love. # | 0:23:40 | 0:23:48 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:23:50 | 0:23:53 | |
Peri... Peripatetic | 0:24:07 | 0:24:12 | |
perpetrators of facetious flippancies... | 0:24:12 | 0:24:17 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Ooh! | 0:24:17 | 0:24:19 | |
..and fatuous persiflage, | 0:24:19 | 0:24:23 | |
Mr Bill Pertwee and Mr Terence Alexander! | 0:24:23 | 0:24:27 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:24:27 | 0:24:29 | |
Ah, all right? | 0:24:34 | 0:24:36 | |
Sit down. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:38 | |
Stay there, Gladstone, and behave yourself. | 0:24:38 | 0:24:41 | |
Oh, my word, what a journey! | 0:24:41 | 0:24:43 | |
Came all the wrong way. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:44 | |
Just outside of the town somebody let off a firecracker | 0:24:44 | 0:24:47 | |
and the horse bolted! | 0:24:47 | 0:24:48 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:24:48 | 0:24:50 | |
My man Hampton and I, we've just been spending | 0:24:50 | 0:24:53 | |
a couple of days at Oakham in the county of Rutland | 0:24:53 | 0:24:55 | |
trite-nulling. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:57 | |
Yes, fascinating sport, trite-nulling. | 0:24:57 | 0:25:01 | |
Yes, funny little animals, trites. | 0:25:01 | 0:25:03 | |
Smallish, they are, with reddish-brown fur, a pointed face, | 0:25:03 | 0:25:06 | |
three legs and a wheel. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:08 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:25:08 | 0:25:10 | |
Hampton, Hampton, where are you? | 0:25:10 | 0:25:12 | |
-Here we are, sir. -Ah, there you are. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:17 | |
It's Hampton. | 0:25:17 | 0:25:18 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:25:18 | 0:25:21 | |
-Park the chap all right? -Oh, yes, thank you, sir, yes. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:26 | |
Oh, good, good, yes. What's all this then? | 0:25:26 | 0:25:28 | |
-The music stand and the hamper, sir. -Oh, good, good. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:31 | |
-What's this here? -The steering wheel. | 0:25:31 | 0:25:33 | |
-Steering wheel? -Yes, I thought we might use it to drive home, sir. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:37 | |
You can't drive a horse and trap with a steering wheel! | 0:25:37 | 0:25:40 | |
Get rid of it! | 0:25:40 | 0:25:41 | |
What shall I do with it? | 0:25:41 | 0:25:43 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:25:43 | 0:25:46 | |
Ignore him, Gladstone. | 0:25:46 | 0:25:48 | |
Give it to him! Give it to him! | 0:25:48 | 0:25:51 | |
Oh, I'll do it. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:53 | |
Do you mind holding that? Thank you very much. | 0:25:53 | 0:25:56 | |
That's it. Did you bring the lunch? | 0:25:58 | 0:26:02 | |
-It's in here, sir. -Oh, what have we got today, smoked salmon? | 0:26:02 | 0:26:05 | |
-Toad in the hole. -Oh, that's near enough. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:07 | |
Let's get on with the music, shall we? | 0:26:07 | 0:26:09 | |
-I think perhaps we'd better, sir, yes. -Where is the music? | 0:26:09 | 0:26:12 | |
-In the hamper, sir. -In the hamper? | 0:26:12 | 0:26:14 | |
Yes, I had to wrap up the toad in it. | 0:26:14 | 0:26:17 | |
Wrap up the toad in it?! | 0:26:17 | 0:26:19 | |
I'm afraid the batter was still a bit runny, you see, sir. | 0:26:19 | 0:26:23 | |
There we are, sir, yes. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:25 | |
What do we need for this? | 0:26:25 | 0:26:27 | |
Three flugelhorns, bagpipes and a Jew's harp. | 0:26:27 | 0:26:30 | |
Oh, have you got that sort of thing down there? | 0:26:30 | 0:26:34 | |
-No! -Oh. | 0:26:34 | 0:26:36 | |
This won't upset the dog at all, will it? | 0:26:36 | 0:26:38 | |
Good heavens, no, sir. He's very deaf is poor old Gladstone. | 0:26:38 | 0:26:42 | |
You know last week we had a bit of trouble with that German band. | 0:26:42 | 0:26:46 | |
Got a bit excited, he did. | 0:26:46 | 0:26:48 | |
I think he took a bit of a dislike to the bassoonist, you know. | 0:26:48 | 0:26:51 | |
-Bassoonist? -Bassoonist, yeah. Took a bit of a dislike to him. | 0:26:51 | 0:26:54 | |
-I thought you were going to say trombonist. -Trombonist, no, no, no. | 0:26:54 | 0:26:56 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:26:56 | 0:26:59 | |
If I hadn't been able to say bassoonist, | 0:27:04 | 0:27:07 | |
I'd probably would have said trombonist. | 0:27:07 | 0:27:09 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:27:09 | 0:27:12 | |
Tell me, what have you got down there? | 0:27:12 | 0:27:14 | |
-He's got percussion. -Has he? Oh. | 0:27:14 | 0:27:18 | |
That's a bit nasty. You want to see a doctor about that, you know. | 0:27:18 | 0:27:21 | |
He's probably had a bit of a tap on the head. | 0:27:21 | 0:27:23 | |
Never mind, we'll just have to do the best we can, that's all. | 0:27:23 | 0:27:26 | |
I tell you what, sir, perhaps I could hum it. | 0:27:26 | 0:27:29 | |
I didn't know you were a hummer, Hampton? | 0:27:29 | 0:27:31 | |
Oh, yes, I have a number of proclivities unknown to you, sir. | 0:27:31 | 0:27:35 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Ooh! | 0:27:35 | 0:27:38 | |
You getting those dizzy spells again, Hampton? | 0:27:38 | 0:27:40 | |
I think possibly I am, sir, yes. | 0:27:40 | 0:27:42 | |
-I think you'd better go and see a doctor. -No, sir, please, no, no. | 0:27:42 | 0:27:45 | |
Not again. Not after my last dreadful experience. | 0:27:45 | 0:27:47 | |
What are you talking about? | 0:27:47 | 0:27:49 | |
-When I went to see the doctor, it was most embarrassing. -What was? | 0:27:49 | 0:27:51 | |
Having to take off all my clothes. | 0:27:51 | 0:27:53 | |
-What, the lot? -Yes, sir, right down too my gaiters. -Ooh, dear. | 0:27:53 | 0:27:56 | |
-What was wrong? -He said I was susceptible to... | 0:27:56 | 0:28:00 | |
Ooh, did he? | 0:28:02 | 0:28:03 | |
Did he ask you to... | 0:28:03 | 0:28:05 | |
COUGHS | 0:28:05 | 0:28:07 | |
I beg your pardon? | 0:28:07 | 0:28:08 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:28:08 | 0:28:10 | |
Cough! | 0:28:10 | 0:28:12 | |
HE COUGHS | 0:28:12 | 0:28:13 | |
Not now! I mean, did the doctor ask you to cough? Oh, dear, oh, dear. | 0:28:13 | 0:28:16 | |
No, he didn't, no. | 0:28:16 | 0:28:18 | |
But he said I must never ride a bike or wear a kilt in a high wind. | 0:28:18 | 0:28:23 | |
Yes, unusual. Did he say why? | 0:28:23 | 0:28:26 | |
Yes, he said I was suffering from some vitamin deficiency, sir. | 0:28:26 | 0:28:29 | |
He told me to eat a lot of stewed rhubarb. | 0:28:29 | 0:28:31 | |
Ooh. Will that cure it? | 0:28:31 | 0:28:34 | |
Well, he wasn't sure | 0:28:34 | 0:28:35 | |
but he said it would give me something else to think about. | 0:28:35 | 0:28:37 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:28:37 | 0:28:39 | |
We can't go on like this. We'll never get home at this rate. | 0:28:39 | 0:28:42 | |
-How are we going to get home, sir? -You leave it to me, Hampton. | 0:28:42 | 0:28:45 | |
BAND STRIKES UP | 0:28:45 | 0:28:47 | |
Oh, that's nice. Very nice. | 0:28:47 | 0:28:50 | |
# Strolling. # | 0:28:53 | 0:28:55 | |
Strolling? | 0:28:55 | 0:28:56 | |
# Just strolling. # | 0:28:56 | 0:28:59 | |
-Oh, strolling? -Yes. | 0:28:59 | 0:29:01 | |
# In the cool of the evening air. # | 0:29:01 | 0:29:06 | |
-Very nice indeed, sir. -Thank you. | 0:29:06 | 0:29:08 | |
# I don't envy the rich | 0:29:08 | 0:29:12 | |
# In their automobiles | 0:29:12 | 0:29:15 | |
# For a motor car is phoney | 0:29:17 | 0:29:21 | |
# I'd rather have Shanks's pony | 0:29:21 | 0:29:24 | |
# When I'm strolling | 0:29:24 | 0:29:27 | |
-Come on, sir. -Thank you. | 0:29:27 | 0:29:28 | |
# Just strolling | 0:29:28 | 0:29:31 | |
# By the light of the moon above. # | 0:29:33 | 0:29:38 | |
The moon above! | 0:29:38 | 0:29:41 | |
# Every night I go out strolling | 0:29:41 | 0:29:45 | |
# And I know my luck is rolling | 0:29:45 | 0:29:49 | |
# When I'm strolling with the one I love. # | 0:29:49 | 0:29:54 | |
Everybody now. | 0:29:54 | 0:29:57 | |
# Strolling. # | 0:29:58 | 0:30:00 | |
Lovely. | 0:30:00 | 0:30:01 | |
# Just strolling | 0:30:01 | 0:30:05 | |
# In the cool of the evening air | 0:30:05 | 0:30:11 | |
# I don't envy the rich | 0:30:13 | 0:30:17 | |
# In their automobiles | 0:30:17 | 0:30:21 | |
# The motor car is phoney | 0:30:22 | 0:30:27 | |
# I'd rather have Shanks's pony | 0:30:27 | 0:30:30 | |
# When I'm strolling | 0:30:30 | 0:30:33 | |
# Just strolling | 0:30:35 | 0:30:38 | |
# By the light of the moon above | 0:30:39 | 0:30:45 | |
# Every night I go out strolling | 0:30:47 | 0:30:52 | |
# And I know my luck is rolling | 0:30:52 | 0:30:55 | |
# When I'm strolling with the one I | 0:30:55 | 0:31:01 | |
# Strolling with the one I | 0:31:01 | 0:31:04 | |
# Strolling with the one I love. # | 0:31:04 | 0:31:12 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:31:12 | 0:31:16 | |
From Spain... | 0:31:28 | 0:31:30 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Ooh! | 0:31:30 | 0:31:32 | |
Paroxysmal in a precocity | 0:31:32 | 0:31:36 | |
of percussive permutations, | 0:31:36 | 0:31:40 | |
El Senor Nick Moll! | 0:31:40 | 0:31:43 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:31:43 | 0:31:47 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:32:22 | 0:32:25 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:32:58 | 0:33:02 | |
Now, important. | 0:33:08 | 0:33:10 | |
Sexy. | 0:33:27 | 0:33:28 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:34:47 | 0:34:51 | |
Once again for your rapturous approbation... | 0:35:19 | 0:35:23 | |
..the one and only Mr Bernard Cribbins. | 0:35:25 | 0:35:29 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:35:29 | 0:35:32 | |
# When I got home last Wednesday I was feeling rather queer | 0:35:36 | 0:35:39 | |
# A little out of sorts you'll understand | 0:35:39 | 0:35:42 | |
# I found a little drinking house conveniently near | 0:35:42 | 0:35:45 | |
# And I went in with me thruppence in me hand | 0:35:45 | 0:35:49 | |
# The barmaid she was six foot two and every inch an gent | 0:35:49 | 0:35:53 | |
# With a figure like a well-made double bed | 0:35:53 | 0:35:56 | |
# "What can I do for you?" she says and on the counter leant | 0:35:57 | 0:36:01 | |
# And I gazed into her feather boa and said | 0:36:01 | 0:36:05 | |
# They tell me there's a lot of it about | 0:36:07 | 0:36:10 | |
# They tell me there's a lot of it about | 0:36:10 | 0:36:12 | |
# Some get it here some get it there | 0:36:12 | 0:36:15 | |
# Others seem to pick it up any old where | 0:36:15 | 0:36:18 | |
# It's definitely on the increase | 0:36:18 | 0:36:21 | |
# Of that there is no doubt | 0:36:21 | 0:36:23 | |
# It's not a thing that you can put your finger on | 0:36:23 | 0:36:26 | |
# But there's certainly a lot of it about | 0:36:26 | 0:36:28 | |
# On looking round my property imagine my dismay | 0:36:35 | 0:36:39 | |
# To find the fence all broken by the door | 0:36:39 | 0:36:42 | |
# So I popped round to the carpenter | 0:36:42 | 0:36:45 | |
# And told him right away my perimeters had fallen to the floor | 0:36:45 | 0:36:49 | |
# He brought some wood all full of holes | 0:36:51 | 0:36:53 | |
# "They're not holes," he explained | 0:36:53 | 0:36:56 | |
# "If they're not holes what are they then?" I cried | 0:36:56 | 0:36:58 | |
# "Of course they're holes, they're knotholes!" | 0:36:59 | 0:37:03 | |
# He replied in accent strange | 0:37:03 | 0:37:05 | |
# "The hole's there but the knot is not inside" | 0:37:05 | 0:37:08 | |
# Well, they tell me there's a lot of it about | 0:37:10 | 0:37:13 | |
# They tell me there's a lot of it about | 0:37:13 | 0:37:16 | |
# Some get it here some get it there | 0:37:16 | 0:37:18 | |
# Others seem to pick it up any old where | 0:37:18 | 0:37:21 | |
# It's definitely on the increase | 0:37:21 | 0:37:23 | |
# Of that there is no doubt | 0:37:23 | 0:37:26 | |
# It's not a thing that you can put your finger on | 0:37:26 | 0:37:29 | |
# But there's certainly a lot of it about. # | 0:37:29 | 0:37:31 | |
It is true. It's true Mr Sax, isn't it? | 0:37:31 | 0:37:33 | |
-A lot of it about these days. -Oh, I'm sure. -Have you...? | 0:37:33 | 0:37:35 | |
No, well, I won't ask that question, no. | 0:37:35 | 0:37:38 | |
Never mind. Yes. Oh, my lord. | 0:37:38 | 0:37:40 | |
You see that? | 0:37:44 | 0:37:45 | |
That's that Mr Pertwee dog's been up there again. | 0:37:45 | 0:37:48 | |
-Dreadful. -There's a lot of it about. | 0:37:48 | 0:37:50 | |
There's a lot of it about, you're right. | 0:37:50 | 0:37:52 | |
I went to a wedding the other day. | 0:38:01 | 0:38:02 | |
Oh, there was a lot of it there, there was. | 0:38:02 | 0:38:04 | |
Oh, my God. The place was overflowing with it. Yes. | 0:38:04 | 0:38:07 | |
-Can I tell them about it? -Yes, please. -They are safe, aren't they? | 0:38:07 | 0:38:10 | |
-Yes, don't want to get too close, you see. -Not too close. | 0:38:10 | 0:38:12 | |
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT | 0:38:12 | 0:38:14 | |
The clock in the steeple had struck 13 | 0:38:15 | 0:38:17 | |
the day that this wedding was fixed. | 0:38:17 | 0:38:19 | |
The couple had gone on their honeymoon first | 0:38:19 | 0:38:21 | |
so things had got a bit mixed. | 0:38:21 | 0:38:22 | |
The bridesmaids' dresses had gone astray | 0:38:23 | 0:38:25 | |
and they only had half their clothes on. | 0:38:25 | 0:38:27 | |
And a cabbie who dared to ask for his fare | 0:38:27 | 0:38:29 | |
-had only got half his nose on. -DRUMBEATS | 0:38:29 | 0:38:31 | |
Hello, are you starting that again? | 0:38:31 | 0:38:33 | |
All right, just be careful, though. | 0:38:33 | 0:38:35 | |
Keep it in check. Where was I? Oh, yes. | 0:38:35 | 0:38:37 | |
In the crowd was the bride's dear mother | 0:38:37 | 0:38:39 | |
and when asked would we have long to wait, | 0:38:39 | 0:38:42 | |
she said she didn't know cos the dirty dog | 0:38:42 | 0:38:44 | |
was already six months late. | 0:38:44 | 0:38:45 | |
But, hark, there's a police whistle blowing. | 0:38:45 | 0:38:48 | |
And up goes a rousing cheer as a barrow rolls up with a bride groom | 0:38:48 | 0:38:52 | |
-and a lorry rolls up with a beer. -DRUMBEATS | 0:38:52 | 0:38:54 | |
That's a nice one that. I like that, very good. Yes. | 0:38:54 | 0:38:57 | |
Do you have to stand up and sit down every time you do it? Oh, I see. | 0:38:57 | 0:39:00 | |
I tell you what. | 0:39:06 | 0:39:07 | |
You won't half be fit by the end of this number, I tell you. | 0:39:07 | 0:39:10 | |
Ho-ho! | 0:39:10 | 0:39:12 | |
Yes. Where was it? Oh, it's the brideman...the beer... | 0:39:12 | 0:39:14 | |
HE MUMBLES | 0:39:14 | 0:39:16 | |
You got it, remembered it, have you? Yes. | 0:39:16 | 0:39:18 | |
And he should have been tall and handsome | 0:39:18 | 0:39:20 | |
but he suffers from duck's disease. | 0:39:20 | 0:39:22 | |
The seat of his pants is too near the ground | 0:39:25 | 0:39:27 | |
and his dicky hangs down to his knees. | 0:39:27 | 0:39:28 | |
-DRUMBEATS -That's the one! | 0:39:28 | 0:39:30 | |
That's the one. | 0:39:31 | 0:39:32 | |
Please, it gets worse. | 0:39:35 | 0:39:36 | |
But there wasn't a stain on his character, | 0:39:39 | 0:39:41 | |
except where he sat in the mud. | 0:39:41 | 0:39:43 | |
He had two gold teeth and a wart on his neck | 0:39:44 | 0:39:46 | |
-he could use for a back collar stud. -DRUMBEATS | 0:39:46 | 0:39:48 | |
I wasn't going to have one there but since you've done it. | 0:39:48 | 0:39:51 | |
No, it's all right. Doesn't matter. | 0:39:51 | 0:39:52 | |
But all eyes are turned to the beautiful bride, | 0:39:52 | 0:39:55 | |
her golden hair simply adorning. | 0:39:55 | 0:39:57 | |
It's her own, you can tell, | 0:39:57 | 0:39:58 | |
she had whiskers as well but she shaved them all of this morning. | 0:39:58 | 0:40:01 | |
She had a wedding cake too that comes to but few. | 0:40:01 | 0:40:04 | |
It was a bread pudding shot with sultanas. | 0:40:04 | 0:40:07 | |
And the wedding bouquet had been pawned for the day | 0:40:07 | 0:40:09 | |
so she carried a bunch of bananas. | 0:40:09 | 0:40:10 | |
Do you want to go out before I continue? | 0:40:16 | 0:40:18 | |
The theatre's been reupholstered lately, you know. | 0:40:22 | 0:40:24 | |
We do what any of that. Right, where was I? I've forgotten. | 0:40:24 | 0:40:27 | |
The bunch of bananas, thank you, Mr Chairman. | 0:40:27 | 0:40:30 | |
I don't know what I would have done without you tonight. | 0:40:30 | 0:40:32 | |
I really don't. There's a lot of it about, I'll never forget that. | 0:40:32 | 0:40:36 | |
Very nice. | 0:40:36 | 0:40:37 | |
Well, as they walk down the aisle with a fly on his dial | 0:40:38 | 0:40:41 | |
by the side of the girl he is cherishing, | 0:40:41 | 0:40:43 | |
the choir sang What Will The Harvest Be | 0:40:43 | 0:40:45 | |
and organ played Rescue The Perishing. | 0:40:45 | 0:40:47 | |
Then a woman with twins in her apron... | 0:40:48 | 0:40:51 | |
I knew that would confuse all of you. | 0:40:53 | 0:40:55 | |
Then a woman with twins in her apron | 0:40:57 | 0:40:59 | |
and a breath like a fog, only stronger, | 0:40:59 | 0:41:02 | |
rushed up to the bride and bitterly cried, | 0:41:02 | 0:41:03 | |
"I can't keep it in any longer." | 0:41:03 | 0:41:05 | |
"The wedding bells shall not ring out," she cried, all agitated. | 0:41:08 | 0:41:12 | |
"For she is not Dick Whittington and she hasn't been vaccinated." | 0:41:12 | 0:41:15 | |
But imagine the poor lonely bride that night | 0:41:17 | 0:41:19 | |
as she toys with her beautiful trousseau. | 0:41:19 | 0:41:22 | |
And the bridegroom sitting alone on the floor | 0:41:22 | 0:41:24 | |
pretending he's Robinson Crusoe. | 0:41:24 | 0:41:27 | |
Well, the tears rolled down her pullover | 0:41:27 | 0:41:29 | |
and she turned to her darling Jack | 0:41:29 | 0:41:32 | |
and shoving her hand in her vanity bag she gave in his fourpence back. | 0:41:32 | 0:41:35 | |
And, then, like a woman, she left him. | 0:41:37 | 0:41:40 | |
Him, what had staked his life. | 0:41:40 | 0:41:43 | |
Left him, went back to her husband. | 0:41:43 | 0:41:45 | |
And him, he went back to his wife. | 0:41:45 | 0:41:47 | |
But, you see, it doesn't always end like that. | 0:41:47 | 0:41:50 | |
Sometimes they do get on the honeymoon, don't they? | 0:41:50 | 0:41:52 | |
Thank you, sir. | 0:41:52 | 0:41:53 | |
# Two honeymooners rather tired preparing to retire | 0:41:53 | 0:41:57 | |
# Began to kiss and cuddle on the bed | 0:41:57 | 0:42:00 | |
# His love it was so ardent that the bed clothes caught on fire | 0:42:00 | 0:42:03 | |
# "Quick, dearest, through the window, jump!" he said | 0:42:03 | 0:42:05 | |
# Her nightdress caught upon a nail she nearly fell right through it | 0:42:06 | 0:42:10 | |
# She hung there with her arms flung open wide | 0:42:10 | 0:42:13 | |
# The lady in the flat below said "Kindly pass the cruet," | 0:42:13 | 0:42:18 | |
# And the firemen down below as one man cried | 0:42:18 | 0:42:20 | |
# They tell me there's a lot of it about... # | 0:42:22 | 0:42:24 | |
Come on, then | 0:42:24 | 0:42:25 | |
# They tell me there's a lot of it about | 0:42:25 | 0:42:28 | |
# Some get it here some get it there | 0:42:28 | 0:42:30 | |
# Others seem to pick it up any old where | 0:42:30 | 0:42:33 | |
# It's definitely on the increase | 0:42:33 | 0:42:35 | |
# Of that there is no doubt | 0:42:35 | 0:42:37 | |
# It's not a thing that you can put your finger on | 0:42:37 | 0:42:40 | |
# But there's certainly a lot of it about | 0:42:40 | 0:42:43 | |
# They tell me there's a lot of it about | 0:42:43 | 0:42:45 | |
# They tell me there's a lot of it about | 0:42:45 | 0:42:47 | |
# Some get it here some get it there | 0:42:47 | 0:42:49 | |
# Others seem to pick it up any old where | 0:42:49 | 0:42:51 | |
# It is definitely on the increase of that there is no doubt | 0:42:51 | 0:42:55 | |
# It's not a thing that you can put your finger on | 0:42:55 | 0:42:57 | |
# There's certainly a lot of it about. # | 0:42:57 | 0:42:59 | |
Thank you. | 0:43:02 | 0:43:04 | |
Thank you. | 0:43:08 | 0:43:10 | |
There's just, just, just time now for the last chorus, | 0:43:17 | 0:43:19 | |
Down At The Old Bull And Bush. | 0:43:19 | 0:43:21 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Bernard Cribbins and the entire company, | 0:43:21 | 0:43:25 | |
the indispensable Mr Bernard Hermann | 0:43:25 | 0:43:27 | |
and his inestimable orchestra. | 0:43:27 | 0:43:31 | |
And this time chiefly yourselves. | 0:43:33 | 0:43:39 | |
# Come, come, come and make eyes at me | 0:43:43 | 0:43:47 | |
# Down at the Old Bull and Bush | 0:43:47 | 0:43:50 | |
# Da, da, da, da, da | 0:43:50 | 0:43:51 | |
# Come, come, drink some port wine with me | 0:43:51 | 0:43:55 | |
# Down at the Old Bull and Bush | 0:43:55 | 0:43:57 | |
# La la la la la la la | 0:43:59 | 0:44:03 | |
# Come, let me hold your hand, dear | 0:44:03 | 0:44:07 | |
# Come, come, come and have a drink or two | 0:44:07 | 0:44:10 | |
# Down at the Old Bull and Bush | 0:44:10 | 0:44:13 | |
# Bush Bush. # | 0:44:13 | 0:44:15 |