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# In the twi-twi-twilight | 0:00:10 | 0:00:15 | |
# Out in the beautiful twilight | 0:00:15 | 0:00:19 | |
# They all go out for a walk, walk, walk | 0:00:19 | 0:00:23 | |
# A quiet spoon and a talk, talk, talk | 0:00:23 | 0:00:27 | |
# That's the time they long for | 0:00:27 | 0:00:32 | |
# Just before the night | 0:00:32 | 0:00:35 | |
# And many a grand little wedding is planned | 0:00:35 | 0:00:39 | |
# In the twi-twilight. # | 0:00:39 | 0:00:47 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
FANFARE | 0:00:49 | 0:00:54 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:00:54 | 0:00:57 | |
Once again, | 0:01:06 | 0:01:10 | |
good evening, ladies and gentlemen. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:16 | |
AUDIENCE: Good evening. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
Say, "Leonard, good evening!" | 0:01:18 | 0:01:20 | |
Good evening. Good. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:21 | |
Heterogeneity... | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
Ooh! | 0:01:23 | 0:01:24 | |
Exhilaratingly... | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
Harbinger. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
The uninhibited harmonies of the Players' Theatre | 0:01:30 | 0:01:34 | |
enhancing the ebullience, bonhomie... | 0:01:34 | 0:01:38 | |
That's the friendly bounce. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:41 | |
..of Mr Roy Castle! | 0:01:41 | 0:01:45 | |
CHEERING | 0:01:45 | 0:01:49 | |
# It's the soldiers of the Queen, my lads | 0:01:49 | 0:01:53 | |
# Who've been my lads, who've seen, my lads | 0:01:53 | 0:01:56 | |
# In the fight for England's glory, lads | 0:01:56 | 0:02:00 | |
# When we have glory there to see | 0:02:00 | 0:02:03 | |
# And when we say we've always won | 0:02:03 | 0:02:07 | |
# And when they ask us how it's done | 0:02:07 | 0:02:11 | |
# We'll proudly point to every one | 0:02:11 | 0:02:14 | |
# Of England's soldiers of the Queen! # | 0:02:14 | 0:02:18 | |
# Tell me, pretty maiden, are there any more at home like you? | 0:02:18 | 0:02:24 | |
# There are a few, kind sir, but simple girls, and proper, too. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:30 | |
# Then tell me, pretty maiden, what these very simple girlies do? | 0:02:30 | 0:02:36 | |
# Kind sir, their manners are perfection, | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
# And the opposite of mine | 0:02:39 | 0:02:42 | |
# Then take a little walk with me and then you will see | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
# What a most particular girl should be | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
# I may love you too well to let you go | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
# And flirt with those at home, you know | 0:02:51 | 0:02:54 | |
# Well don't mind, little girl, you'll see | 0:02:54 | 0:02:58 | |
# I'll only love but you | 0:02:58 | 0:03:01 | |
# It's not quite fair to them if you told them that you were true | 0:03:01 | 0:03:06 | |
# I won't care a pin for your sisters if you love me | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
# What would you say if I said I liked you well? | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
# I'll vow to you | 0:03:11 | 0:03:15 | |
# On bended knee? | 0:03:15 | 0:03:17 | |
# On bended knee | 0:03:17 | 0:03:20 | |
# If I loved you, would you tell me what I ought to do | 0:03:20 | 0:03:27 | |
# To keep you all mine alone to always be true to me? | 0:03:27 | 0:03:33 | |
# If I loved you | 0:03:33 | 0:03:36 | |
# What a very silly thing to do | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
# For I must love someone | 0:03:39 | 0:03:42 | |
# Then why not me? | 0:03:42 | 0:03:45 | |
# Yes, I must love someone really | 0:03:45 | 0:03:48 | |
ALL: # And it might as well be you! # | 0:03:48 | 0:03:53 | |
# Tact, tact, take it for a fact | 0:03:56 | 0:03:59 | |
# Try it and you'll find it will invariably act | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
# Perhaps they told you in your youth | 0:04:02 | 0:04:03 | |
# There is nothing like the truth | 0:04:03 | 0:04:05 | |
# But it really can't compare at all with tact, tact, tact | 0:04:05 | 0:04:08 | |
# No, it really can't compare at all with tact! # | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
# I may be... # APPLAUSE | 0:04:11 | 0:04:15 | |
# ..crazy but I love you | 0:04:15 | 0:04:18 | |
# I'll do or dare-o | 0:04:18 | 0:04:20 | |
# I'm smart vaquero | 0:04:20 | 0:04:23 | |
# I may be shady, but I love you | 0:04:23 | 0:04:27 | |
# Why don't you come right here and say goodbye | 0:04:27 | 0:04:32 | |
# Cos I may never see you any more. # | 0:04:32 | 0:04:36 | |
# Little Dolly Daydream, pride of Idaho | 0:04:59 | 0:05:02 | |
# Now you know, and as you go | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
# You'll see there's somethin' on her mind | 0:05:05 | 0:05:08 | |
# Don't think it's you | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
# Cos no-one's gonna kiss that girl but me | 0:05:10 | 0:05:12 | |
# Little Dolly Daydream, pride of Idaho | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
# And now you know, and as you go | 0:05:17 | 0:05:21 | |
# You'll see there's somethin' on her mind | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
# Don't think it's you | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
# Cos no-one's gonna kiss that girl but me. # | 0:05:25 | 0:05:28 | |
# She's my lady love | 0:05:30 | 0:05:32 | |
# She is my dove, my baby love | 0:05:32 | 0:05:37 | |
# She's no gal for sittin' down to dream | 0:05:37 | 0:05:41 | |
# She's the only queen Laguna knows | 0:05:41 | 0:05:45 | |
# I know she likes me | 0:05:45 | 0:05:50 | |
# Because she said so | 0:05:50 | 0:05:52 | |
# She is my lily of Laguna | 0:05:52 | 0:05:56 | |
# She is my lily and my rose | 0:05:56 | 0:05:59 | |
# She is my lily of Laguna | 0:05:59 | 0:06:04 | |
# She is my lily | 0:06:04 | 0:06:08 | |
# And my rose! # | 0:06:08 | 0:06:15 | |
Thank you very much! | 0:06:19 | 0:06:23 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, exotica! | 0:06:34 | 0:06:38 | |
Gypsy goings-on! | 0:06:38 | 0:06:41 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
Eva and Karlos! | 0:06:43 | 0:06:46 | |
LYRICAL STYLE | 0:06:52 | 0:06:59 | |
DRAMATIC STYLE | 0:07:19 | 0:07:25 | |
HIGH-PITCHED, BIRDLIKE | 0:07:32 | 0:07:37 | |
CHEERING | 0:08:21 | 0:08:28 | |
CHEERING | 0:11:57 | 0:12:01 | |
Now you know what your mothers meant when they said you never should | 0:13:22 | 0:13:27 | |
play with the gypsies! | 0:13:27 | 0:13:28 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:13:28 | 0:13:31 | |
It's a matter of technique. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:33 | |
Now, ladies and gentlemen, a very, very warm welcome indeed | 0:13:34 | 0:13:40 | |
for a very young artiste who made her debut in this programme | 0:13:40 | 0:13:46 | |
at the tender age of 14, | 0:13:46 | 0:13:49 | |
some years back. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:51 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, for your indulgent approbation, | 0:13:51 | 0:13:55 | |
Miss Kathy Jones! | 0:13:55 | 0:13:58 | |
# 'Twas just a garden in the rain | 0:14:11 | 0:14:17 | |
# Close to a little leafy lane | 0:14:17 | 0:14:23 | |
# A touch of colour 'neath skies of grey | 0:14:23 | 0:14:31 | |
# The raindrops kissed the flowerbeds | 0:14:33 | 0:14:39 | |
# The blossoms raised their thirsty heads | 0:14:39 | 0:14:45 | |
# A perfumed thank you | 0:14:45 | 0:14:48 | |
# They seemed to say | 0:14:48 | 0:14:52 | |
# Surely this was charm beyond compare to view | 0:14:55 | 0:15:03 | |
# Maybe it was just that I was there with you | 0:15:04 | 0:15:14 | |
# 'Twas just a garden in the rain | 0:15:14 | 0:15:19 | |
# And then the sun came out again | 0:15:19 | 0:15:25 | |
# And sent us happily | 0:15:25 | 0:15:30 | |
# On our way. # | 0:15:30 | 0:15:36 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:15:40 | 0:15:42 | |
I forgot to say that Kathy is celebrating her 21st birthday | 0:15:54 | 0:15:59 | |
with us and I give her this with our love. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:03 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:16:03 | 0:16:06 | |
AUDIENCE: # Happy birthday to you | 0:16:06 | 0:16:09 | |
# Happy birthday to you | 0:16:09 | 0:16:13 | |
# Happy birthday, dear Kathy | 0:16:13 | 0:16:19 | |
# Happy birthday to you! # | 0:16:19 | 0:16:26 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:16:26 | 0:16:29 | |
# Look for the silver lining | 0:16:44 | 0:16:51 | |
# Whenever clouds appear in the blue | 0:16:51 | 0:16:59 | |
# Remember somewhere, the sun is shining | 0:16:59 | 0:17:07 | |
# And so the right thing to do | 0:17:07 | 0:17:13 | |
# Is make it shine for you | 0:17:13 | 0:17:18 | |
# A heart full of joy and gladness | 0:17:18 | 0:17:25 | |
# Will always banish sadness and strife | 0:17:25 | 0:17:33 | |
# So always look for the silver lining | 0:17:33 | 0:17:42 | |
# And you will find | 0:17:42 | 0:17:45 | |
# The sunny side of life | 0:17:45 | 0:17:51 | |
# Look for the silver lining | 0:17:53 | 0:18:00 | |
# Whenever clouds appear in the blue | 0:18:00 | 0:18:09 | |
# Remember somewhere, the sun is shining | 0:18:09 | 0:18:17 | |
# And so the right thing to do | 0:18:17 | 0:18:23 | |
# Is make it shine for you | 0:18:23 | 0:18:27 | |
# A heart full of joy and gladness | 0:18:27 | 0:18:34 | |
# Will always banish sadness and strife | 0:18:34 | 0:18:42 | |
# So always look for the silver lining | 0:18:42 | 0:18:50 | |
# And you will find | 0:18:50 | 0:18:53 | |
# The sunny side of life. # | 0:18:53 | 0:19:01 | |
Devastatingly diminutive, | 0:19:21 | 0:19:25 | |
from the upper reaches of Debrett... | 0:19:25 | 0:19:29 | |
Ooh! | 0:19:29 | 0:19:30 | |
If you know what I mean. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:33 | |
Insouciant, in-inordinate, | 0:19:33 | 0:19:37 | |
insobrieties, mis-mischievously... | 0:19:37 | 0:19:41 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:19:41 | 0:19:43 | |
It's age. | 0:19:43 | 0:19:45 | |
..manipulating, Mr Ray Alan! | 0:19:45 | 0:19:49 | |
We give you that thrice-belted earl, | 0:19:49 | 0:19:53 | |
Lord Charles! | 0:19:53 | 0:19:56 | |
Good evening, thank you. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:06 | |
Yes, thank you ladies and gentlemen. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:09 | |
It's lovely to see you, by Jove. | 0:20:10 | 0:20:14 | |
Now I'm going to do something tonight, | 0:20:14 | 0:20:17 | |
I'm going to do something tonight. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:18 | |
That's right, yes. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:21 | |
Yes, something I haven't done before. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:24 | |
AUDIENCE CHUCKLES AND OOHS | 0:20:24 | 0:20:27 | |
I am going to show it to you! | 0:20:27 | 0:20:30 | |
What is this you're going to show them? | 0:20:33 | 0:20:36 | |
My little dolly, dear boy. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:40 | |
Oh, the dolly? Yes, I'm going to do the ventriquilism! | 0:20:40 | 0:20:44 | |
Can I have the dolly here? Thank you. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:49 | |
Oh, by Jove, yes. | 0:20:49 | 0:20:50 | |
You see that? | 0:20:54 | 0:20:55 | |
When they see it, they go mad. | 0:20:55 | 0:20:57 | |
Excuse me. | 0:21:00 | 0:21:01 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:21:03 | 0:21:05 | |
I say, that's damn clever! | 0:21:07 | 0:21:08 | |
How the hell did... Do that... | 0:21:12 | 0:21:14 | |
..do that again! | 0:21:16 | 0:21:17 | |
Excuse me. | 0:21:18 | 0:21:19 | |
Now that is fantastic, I mean... | 0:21:21 | 0:21:23 | |
Ladies and gentlemen in the gallery, I assure you | 0:21:25 | 0:21:29 | |
there wasn't a movement then. | 0:21:29 | 0:21:31 | |
And I was as close to him as I am, I think, dammit... | 0:21:33 | 0:21:38 | |
How did you get your voice over here? | 0:21:38 | 0:21:40 | |
How do you do? | 0:21:40 | 0:21:43 | |
Because... Is... | 0:21:43 | 0:21:44 | |
Hello, my dear. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:51 | |
You're a nice little thing. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:55 | |
You ARE a nice little thing. | 0:21:56 | 0:21:59 | |
That's what you are. | 0:21:59 | 0:22:01 | |
A nice little thing. | 0:22:03 | 0:22:04 | |
LAUGHTER I'm afraid I have some bad news for you. | 0:22:06 | 0:22:10 | |
Well, what is it then, what's the matter? | 0:22:11 | 0:22:14 | |
Well, it's your little dolly. We can't find it. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:17 | |
GENTLE LAUGHTER | 0:22:19 | 0:22:21 | |
They can't find the little dolly. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:23 | |
Where's the wooden-headed fool got to? Never..never mind. | 0:22:25 | 0:22:29 | |
My dear, I must be honest with you, | 0:22:29 | 0:22:31 | |
you're the only little dolly that I'm interested in at the moment. | 0:22:31 | 0:22:36 | |
Are you doing anything after the show? | 0:22:36 | 0:22:38 | |
No, I'm not. Oh, Lord. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:40 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:22:41 | 0:22:43 | |
And would you like some supper | 0:22:43 | 0:22:45 | |
at my hotel with some champers, would you? | 0:22:45 | 0:22:47 | |
Ooh, that would be lovely. I'm on a winner here, you know? | 0:22:47 | 0:22:51 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:22:54 | 0:22:55 | |
That's the one thing I've always wanted to do, | 0:22:55 | 0:22:59 | |
go out with a man who's really lived. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:02 | |
I've lived. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:05 | |
She means recently. | 0:23:06 | 0:23:08 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:23:08 | 0:23:10 | |
Well, I'll just pop and get into something a little more comfortable. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:20 | |
Yes. Ta-ta. Ta-ta! | 0:23:20 | 0:23:24 | |
Ta-ta. Oh, I'm going to take her ta-tas myself! | 0:23:25 | 0:23:28 | |
Oh, well, that's a damn shame about the dolly, but never mind. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:35 | |
I've been thinking about that. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:36 | |
Look, as you haven't got it, | 0:23:36 | 0:23:38 | |
is there no possibility of you showing us how you do it without it? | 0:23:38 | 0:23:41 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:23:42 | 0:23:44 | |
Ventriloquism without a dolly? Well, why not? | 0:23:46 | 0:23:51 | |
Why not indeed? By Jove, it's a topping idea. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:54 | |
Will you do it? Have a shot at it. Good. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:57 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, members of the orchestra, Mr Leonard Sachs, | 0:23:57 | 0:24:03 | |
but this time, chiefly myself... | 0:24:03 | 0:24:06 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:24:06 | 0:24:08 | |
I am going to give you a demonstration | 0:24:08 | 0:24:11 | |
in the art of ventrilo-iso-cism... | 0:24:11 | 0:24:13 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:24:13 | 0:24:14 | |
Isa..ism, without a dolly. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:18 | |
And I shall do for you a very difficult, | 0:24:18 | 0:24:21 | |
almost impossible alphabet. Yes, by Jove. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:26 | |
Excuse me, the alphabet, that's been done before. | 0:24:26 | 0:24:29 | |
It's going to be done again. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:32 | |
A, B, C, D, E, F, G... | 0:24:36 | 0:24:39 | |
..H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, | 0:24:41 | 0:24:44 | |
Q, R, S, T, U, V... | 0:24:44 | 0:24:47 | |
This next thing's a swine... | 0:24:48 | 0:24:51 | |
W, X, Y and Z. How's that, by Jove. | 0:24:57 | 0:25:01 | |
Emergent, triumphant, from ubiquitous... | 0:25:18 | 0:25:23 | |
AUDIENCE: Ooh! | 0:25:23 | 0:25:25 | |
You-bikely... | 0:25:25 | 0:25:28 | |
Operatic ovations, cosmic enchoric curvaceousness... | 0:25:28 | 0:25:34 | |
AUDIENCE: Oooh! | 0:25:35 | 0:25:37 | |
A lovely lass. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:39 | |
Miss Joyce Blackham! | 0:25:39 | 0:25:43 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:25:43 | 0:25:45 | |
# Poor captive - so you say | 0:25:50 | 0:25:52 | |
# I might be rich and free | 0:25:52 | 0:25:55 | |
# If I would but betray the friends who trust in me | 0:25:55 | 0:26:00 | |
# Vain is the web your cunning weaves | 0:26:00 | 0:26:03 | |
# What care I for rewards, reprieves | 0:26:03 | 0:26:06 | |
# For bribe or threat? | 0:26:06 | 0:26:08 | |
# Ah, don't forget | 0:26:08 | 0:26:11 | |
# There's honour among thieves | 0:26:11 | 0:26:20 | |
# Whate'er befall I still recall | 0:26:21 | 0:26:27 | |
# That sunlit mountainside | 0:26:27 | 0:26:33 | |
# Where hearts are true | 0:26:33 | 0:26:36 | |
# And skies are blue | 0:26:36 | 0:26:39 | |
# And love's the only guide | 0:26:39 | 0:26:45 | |
# If faithful to my trust I stay | 0:26:45 | 0:26:51 | |
# No fate can fill me with dismay | 0:26:51 | 0:26:57 | |
# Love holds the key | 0:26:57 | 0:27:01 | |
# To set me free | 0:27:01 | 0:27:04 | |
# And love will find a way | 0:27:04 | 0:27:12 | |
# The punishments you plan No fears within me raise | 0:27:14 | 0:27:19 | |
# Take, break me, if you can | 0:27:19 | 0:27:22 | |
# My word unbroken stays | 0:27:22 | 0:27:25 | |
# 'Tis but the coward who deceives | 0:27:25 | 0:27:28 | |
# The friend that in his faith believes | 0:27:28 | 0:27:31 | |
# Do what you will | 0:27:31 | 0:27:33 | |
# I tell you still | 0:27:33 | 0:27:36 | |
# There's honour among thieves! | 0:27:36 | 0:27:45 | |
# Whate'er befall | 0:27:45 | 0:27:49 | |
# I still recall | 0:27:49 | 0:27:52 | |
# That sunlit mountainside | 0:27:52 | 0:27:58 | |
# Where hearts are true | 0:27:58 | 0:28:01 | |
# And skies are blue | 0:28:01 | 0:28:05 | |
# And love's the only guide | 0:28:05 | 0:28:10 | |
# If faithful to my trust I stay | 0:28:10 | 0:28:17 | |
# No fate can fill me with dismay | 0:28:17 | 0:28:23 | |
# Love holds the key | 0:28:23 | 0:28:28 | |
# To set me free | 0:28:28 | 0:28:31 | |
# And love will find a way! # | 0:28:31 | 0:28:42 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:28:42 | 0:28:45 | |
# Once in the dear dead days beyond recall | 0:29:05 | 0:29:12 | |
# When on the world the mists began to fall | 0:29:12 | 0:29:17 | |
# Out of the dreams that rose in happy throng | 0:29:17 | 0:29:23 | |
# Low to our hearts Love sang an old sweet song | 0:29:23 | 0:29:31 | |
# And in the dusk where fell the firelight gleam, | 0:29:31 | 0:29:39 | |
# Softly it wove itself into our dream | 0:29:39 | 0:29:52 | |
# Just a song at twilight when the lights are low | 0:29:53 | 0:30:01 | |
# And the flick'ring shadows softly come and go | 0:30:02 | 0:30:11 | |
# Tho' the heart be weary, sad the day and long | 0:30:11 | 0:30:20 | |
# Still to us at twilight comes | 0:30:20 | 0:30:29 | |
# Love's old song | 0:30:29 | 0:30:34 | |
# Comes love's old sweet song | 0:30:34 | 0:30:45 | |
# Just a song a twilight when the lights are low | 0:30:45 | 0:30:53 | |
# And the flick'ring shadows softly come and go | 0:30:55 | 0:31:04 | |
# Tho' the heart be weary, sad the day and long | 0:31:04 | 0:31:14 | |
# Still to us at twilight comes love's old song | 0:31:14 | 0:31:27 | |
# Comes love's old sweet song. # | 0:31:27 | 0:31:41 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:31:41 | 0:31:44 | |
Exuberance in musical mountebankery, | 0:32:03 | 0:32:08 | |
bandsman second-class, Mr Roy Castle! | 0:32:08 | 0:32:13 | |
AUDIENCE CLAP ALONG TO MUSIC | 0:32:25 | 0:32:27 | |
Thank you very much. | 0:32:33 | 0:32:34 | |
Britain needs you! LAUGHTER | 0:32:36 | 0:32:43 | |
I've been in brass banding for most of me life. | 0:32:43 | 0:32:46 | |
It's the music that I understand. | 0:32:46 | 0:32:49 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:32:51 | 0:32:52 | |
I don't play for Fordham's or even Black Dyke... | 0:32:52 | 0:32:56 | |
AUDIENCE: Ooh! | 0:32:58 | 0:32:59 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:32:59 | 0:33:00 | |
But Parkinson's Pickle Works band. | 0:33:00 | 0:33:04 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:33:04 | 0:33:06 | |
Now for most of me time with the Pickle Works band | 0:33:08 | 0:33:13 | |
I've played on the second trombone. | 0:33:13 | 0:33:15 | |
But last year they asked me to play the bass drum. | 0:33:17 | 0:33:21 | |
They thought I'd be best on me own. | 0:33:23 | 0:33:25 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:33:25 | 0:33:28 | |
Cos Percy's in charge of the onion shed. | 0:33:30 | 0:33:34 | |
And he likes to make people look silly. | 0:33:34 | 0:33:37 | |
He stuffed up the cornets with gherkins and crisps. | 0:33:40 | 0:33:45 | |
The euphonium's got piccalilli. | 0:33:45 | 0:33:47 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:33:47 | 0:33:50 | |
But we got, but we got our own back on Percy all right. | 0:33:54 | 0:33:57 | |
He-he-he. | 0:33:57 | 0:33:59 | |
HE COUGHS | 0:33:59 | 0:34:01 | |
As he played a slow movement with feeling... | 0:34:01 | 0:34:04 | |
..We stuffed up his tuba... | 0:34:06 | 0:34:08 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:34:09 | 0:34:11 | |
..with sago and rice | 0:34:14 | 0:34:16 | |
and he pebble-dashed half of the ceiling. | 0:34:16 | 0:34:20 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:34:20 | 0:34:22 | |
Cos the band's in for a contest next week. | 0:34:33 | 0:34:37 | |
The Albert Hall, London will hear us. | 0:34:39 | 0:34:41 | |
With 12 jars of pickles we'll be out on our own. | 0:34:43 | 0:34:48 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:34:49 | 0:34:51 | |
Cos no-one will want to come near us. | 0:34:51 | 0:34:54 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:34:56 | 0:34:57 | |
HE PLAYS THE TRUMPET | 0:35:01 | 0:35:04 | |
AUDIENCE SING ALONG | 0:35:08 | 0:35:10 | |
MUSIC: You Made Me Love You (I Didn't Want to Do It) | 0:35:11 | 0:35:14 | |
# ..Yes, I do | 0:35:19 | 0:35:21 | |
# 'Deed I do | 0:35:21 | 0:35:22 | |
# You know I do | 0:35:22 | 0:35:25 | |
# I must tell you what I'm feeling | 0:35:25 | 0:35:27 | |
# The very mention of your name | 0:35:27 | 0:35:33 | |
# Sends my heart reeling | 0:35:33 | 0:35:35 | |
# You know you made me love you... # | 0:35:35 | 0:35:41 | |
Wait, there's something... LAUGHTER | 0:35:58 | 0:36:00 | |
I shall play the last note from over there. | 0:36:00 | 0:36:03 | |
I shall play it. But from over there. | 0:36:06 | 0:36:09 | |
It doesn't look any better! | 0:36:11 | 0:36:13 | |
It doesn't sound any better! | 0:36:13 | 0:36:16 | |
But if I miss it, I'm first away. | 0:36:16 | 0:36:19 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:36:19 | 0:36:22 | |
PLAYS LAST LINGERING NOTE | 0:36:29 | 0:36:31 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:36:32 | 0:36:35 | |
SQUEALS OF LAUGHTER | 0:36:49 | 0:36:51 | |
Thank you. Thank you very much indeed. | 0:36:55 | 0:36:57 | |
Thank you. Thank you very much, thank you. Thank you. | 0:36:57 | 0:36:59 | |
Hey! Ha-ha! Ha-ha! | 0:36:59 | 0:37:02 | |
HE MUTTERS | 0:37:04 | 0:37:05 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:37:07 | 0:37:09 | |
Would you mind blowing up that end? | 0:37:15 | 0:37:17 | |
LAUGHTER We'll get it back again. | 0:37:19 | 0:37:21 | |
LAUGHTER A fine mess you've got me into! | 0:37:24 | 0:37:29 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:37:29 | 0:37:33 | |
Hey! | 0:37:35 | 0:37:36 | |
AUDIENCE CHEERS | 0:37:36 | 0:37:38 | |
No, don't go near it. | 0:37:42 | 0:37:45 | |
Pfft! | 0:37:45 | 0:37:46 | |
Prize every time, madam, eh? | 0:37:46 | 0:37:47 | |
Would you like to draw the raffle? | 0:37:49 | 0:37:51 | |
Hey, look at this. Hey. | 0:37:51 | 0:37:53 | |
LAUGHTER Ha-ha-ha! | 0:37:55 | 0:37:56 | |
ROY CASTLE LAUGHS | 0:37:56 | 0:37:58 | |
LAUGHING: Look at him! | 0:38:03 | 0:38:05 | |
MIMICS GREGORIAN CHANT | 0:38:09 | 0:38:10 | |
Let's have a go at this. Is that you, Frank? Right, here we go. | 0:38:12 | 0:38:17 | |
Hey, get off! | 0:38:17 | 0:38:19 | |
I'd love to smoke this in the House of Commons. | 0:38:24 | 0:38:26 | |
Here we go, this is it now, could you hang on to that end, please? | 0:38:27 | 0:38:31 | |
ALPINE HORN BLASTS | 0:38:35 | 0:38:37 | |
You can have a lot of fun with this on the Pennines when it's foggy. | 0:38:40 | 0:38:43 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:38:43 | 0:38:45 | |
Hey! | 0:38:54 | 0:38:56 | |
Did you hear that, Alice? Where are we? Where are we, hey? | 0:38:57 | 0:38:59 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:38:59 | 0:39:02 | |
Don't wind the windows down, love. | 0:39:08 | 0:39:10 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:39:10 | 0:39:13 | |
I'm sure that signpost said Dogger Bank. | 0:39:14 | 0:39:17 | |
I know it's somewhere near Wakefield. | 0:39:20 | 0:39:22 | |
Here we go now, a little participation. | 0:39:22 | 0:39:25 | |
Do you know, do you know Edelweiss? AUDIENCE: Yes! | 0:39:25 | 0:39:29 | |
Yeah? Give him my regards when you see him. | 0:39:29 | 0:39:31 | |
You can nearly play Edelweiss on this. | 0:39:34 | 0:39:36 | |
You can almost play Edelweiss, apart from, | 0:39:36 | 0:39:38 | |
there's one note you can't get. | 0:39:38 | 0:39:40 | |
It's what you call harmonics on this. | 0:39:40 | 0:39:43 | |
And harmonics in music can be explained by a professor of music. | 0:39:43 | 0:39:46 | |
But only to another professor of music. | 0:39:46 | 0:39:48 | |
You can nearly play it. There's one note you can't get. | 0:39:51 | 0:39:54 | |
You'll recognise it when it comes up. | 0:39:54 | 0:39:56 | |
HE PLAYS EDELWEISS | 0:39:57 | 0:40:02 | |
That's the one you can't play. | 0:40:06 | 0:40:07 | |
PIANO STARTS PLAYING | 0:40:15 | 0:40:19 | |
PLAYS WONKY NOTE | 0:40:50 | 0:40:53 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:41:04 | 0:41:06 | |
There you go! | 0:41:06 | 0:41:08 | |
Hey! Yeah! There you go! | 0:41:09 | 0:41:11 | |
Great. | 0:41:14 | 0:41:16 | |
Wonderful. | 0:41:16 | 0:41:17 | |
Thank you. | 0:41:20 | 0:41:21 | |
Hey-hey-hey! Let's have that little fella back again. | 0:41:24 | 0:41:27 | |
Do you know Bye-Bye Blues? AUDIENCE: Yes! | 0:41:29 | 0:41:31 | |
Give him my regards when you see him. | 0:41:31 | 0:41:34 | |
Would you sing that for me, sing that for me? | 0:41:34 | 0:41:36 | |
It's great for the tap dancer. The old tap dancer there. | 0:41:36 | 0:41:40 | |
The old tin toes. | 0:41:40 | 0:41:41 | |
OK, you start singing Bye-Bye Blues, | 0:41:41 | 0:41:43 | |
nice and quietly and I'll do a bit of a tap dance. | 0:41:43 | 0:41:45 | |
Here we go now. | 0:41:45 | 0:41:47 | |
# Bye-bye blues... # | 0:41:47 | 0:41:50 | |
AUDIENCE SINGS | 0:41:50 | 0:41:52 | |
# Bye-bye blues | 0:41:53 | 0:41:59 | |
# Bells ring | 0:41:59 | 0:42:02 | |
# Birds sing | 0:42:02 | 0:42:05 | |
# Sun is shining | 0:42:05 | 0:42:08 | |
# No more pining | 0:42:08 | 0:42:11 | |
# Just we two | 0:42:11 | 0:42:16 | |
# Smiling through | 0:42:17 | 0:42:23 | |
# Don't sigh | 0:42:23 | 0:42:26 | |
# Don't cry | 0:42:26 | 0:42:30 | |
# Bye-bye blues... # | 0:42:30 | 0:42:34 | |
One, two... | 0:42:34 | 0:42:36 | |
PIANO ACCOMPANIMENT PLAYS | 0:42:36 | 0:42:37 | |
APPLAUSE, CHEERING | 0:42:53 | 0:42:56 | |
Bye-bye! | 0:42:56 | 0:42:57 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:42:57 | 0:42:59 | |
Wow! | 0:43:08 | 0:43:11 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:43:13 | 0:43:14 | |
Now, there is just, just, just, just time for one more chorus, | 0:43:25 | 0:43:28 | |
Down at the Old Bull and Bush. | 0:43:28 | 0:43:30 | |
Mr Roy Castle, the entire company, the indefatigable | 0:43:30 | 0:43:33 | |
Mr Bernard Herrmann and the entire and almost inexhaustible orchestra. | 0:43:33 | 0:43:39 | |
But this time, chiefly yourselves! | 0:43:40 | 0:43:47 | |
# Come, come, come and make eyes at me | 0:43:50 | 0:43:54 | |
# Down at the Old Bull and Bush Da, da, da, da, da | 0:43:54 | 0:43:58 | |
# Come, come, drink some port wine with me | 0:43:58 | 0:44:02 | |
# Down at the Old Bull and Bush | 0:44:02 | 0:44:05 | |
# Hear the little German Band Da, da, da, da, da | 0:44:05 | 0:44:09 | |
# Just let me hold your hand, dear | 0:44:09 | 0:44:14 | |
# Do, do come and have a drink or two | 0:44:14 | 0:44:18 | |
# Down at the Old Bull and Bush | 0:44:18 | 0:44:21 | |
# Bush, Bush! # | 0:44:21 | 0:44:23 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:44:23 | 0:44:25 | |
50 years ago, they became superstars in astronomy, | 0:44:53 | 0:44:57 | |
leaders in their fields. | 0:44:57 | 0:44:59 | |
They represent the most productive period astronomy has ever had. | 0:44:59 | 0:45:03 | |
And now, they're taking an anniversary trip. | 0:45:03 | 0:45:06 |