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# Oh, where did you get that hat? | 0:00:09 | 0:00:12 | |
# Where did you get that tile? | 0:00:12 | 0:00:14 | |
# Isn't it a nobby one and just the proper style? | 0:00:14 | 0:00:18 | |
# I should like to have one just the same as that | 0:00:19 | 0:00:22 | |
# Where'er I go they shout, "Hello! Where did you get that hat?" | 0:00:22 | 0:00:26 | |
# Oh... | 0:00:26 | 0:00:30 | |
-FASTER: -# Where did you get that hat? | 0:00:30 | 0:00:32 | |
# Where did you get that hat? | 0:00:32 | 0:00:33 | |
# Isn't it a nobby one and just the proper style? | 0:00:33 | 0:00:37 | |
# I should like to have one just the same as that | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
# Where'er I go they shout, "Hello! Where did you get that hat?" # | 0:00:39 | 0:00:43 | |
CHEERING | 0:00:43 | 0:00:44 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:00:46 | 0:00:48 | |
FANFARE | 0:00:48 | 0:00:50 | |
CHEERING | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
CHEERING | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
Once again... | 0:01:04 | 0:01:07 | |
good evening, ladies and gentlemen! | 0:01:07 | 0:01:12 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Good evening! | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
Preambulatorily... | 0:01:14 | 0:01:17 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Oh! | 0:01:17 | 0:01:19 | |
..periphrastic... | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Oh! | 0:01:21 | 0:01:22 | |
..propitiatory... | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
..lustrous in locomotivation... | 0:01:25 | 0:01:28 | |
CHEERING | 0:01:28 | 0:01:30 | |
..the Players' Theatre! | 0:01:30 | 0:01:33 | |
CHEERING | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
# Oh, Mr Porter, what shall I do? | 0:01:40 | 0:01:43 | |
# I wanted to go to Birmingham and they're taking me on to Crewe | 0:01:43 | 0:01:47 | |
# Send me back to London as quickly as you can | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
# Oh! Mr Porter, what a silly girl I am | 0:01:49 | 0:01:53 | |
# Take me back to London as quickly as you can | 0:01:53 | 0:01:56 | |
# Oh! Mr Porter, what a silly girl I am... # | 0:01:56 | 0:01:59 | |
# Watching the trains come in | 0:02:01 | 0:02:05 | |
# Watching the trains come in | 0:02:05 | 0:02:08 | |
# We sit and stroke each other's hand | 0:02:08 | 0:02:12 | |
# As only lovers understand | 0:02:12 | 0:02:16 | |
# Watching the trains come in | 0:02:16 | 0:02:20 | |
# Hearing the porter shout | 0:02:20 | 0:02:24 | |
# When we have watched all the trains come in | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
# We watch all the trains go out... # | 0:02:27 | 0:02:30 | |
# Daddy's on the engine | 0:02:32 | 0:02:35 | |
# Don't be afraid | 0:02:35 | 0:02:38 | |
# Daddy knows what he is doing | 0:02:39 | 0:02:43 | |
# Said the little maid | 0:02:43 | 0:02:46 | |
# We'll soon be out of danger | 0:02:46 | 0:02:51 | |
# Don't you ever fear | 0:02:51 | 0:02:55 | |
# Everyone is safe | 0:02:55 | 0:02:56 | |
# Because my daddy's the engineer | 0:02:56 | 0:03:01 | |
# Everyone is safe | 0:03:03 | 0:03:05 | |
# Because her daddy's the engineer... # | 0:03:05 | 0:03:09 | |
# I arrived at Euston by the midnight train | 0:03:12 | 0:03:16 | |
# But when I got to the wicket there | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
# Someone wanted to punch my ticket | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
# Guards and porters came round me by the score | 0:03:20 | 0:03:24 | |
# And I told them all I'd never had my ticket punched before | 0:03:24 | 0:03:28 | |
# They arrived at Euston by the midnight train | 0:03:28 | 0:03:32 | |
# But when they got to the wicket there | 0:03:32 | 0:03:33 | |
# Someone wanted to punch their ticket | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
# Guards and porters came round us by the score | 0:03:35 | 0:03:39 | |
# And we told them all we'd never had our ticket punched before... # | 0:03:39 | 0:03:43 | |
WHISTLE BLOWS | 0:03:43 | 0:03:44 | |
# When the midnight choo-choo leaves for Alabam' | 0:03:48 | 0:03:52 | |
# I'll be right there | 0:03:52 | 0:03:54 | |
# I've got my fare | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
# When I see that rusty-haired conductor man | 0:03:57 | 0:04:01 | |
# I'll grab him by the collar and I'll holler | 0:04:02 | 0:04:05 | |
# Alabam'! Alabam'! | 0:04:05 | 0:04:06 | |
# That's where you stop that train | 0:04:06 | 0:04:09 | |
# That takes me back again | 0:04:09 | 0:04:11 | |
# Down home where I'll remain | 0:04:11 | 0:04:14 | |
# Where my honey-lamb am | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
# I will be right there with bells | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
# When that old conductor yells | 0:04:19 | 0:04:22 | |
# All aboard! All aboard! | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
# All aboard for Alabam' | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
# All aboard! All aboard! | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
# All aboard for Alabam'. # | 0:04:29 | 0:04:33 | |
CHEERING | 0:04:35 | 0:04:36 | |
Provocative purveyor... | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
of piquantly percussive... | 0:04:49 | 0:04:53 | |
improprieties. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:54 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Ooh! | 0:04:54 | 0:04:55 | |
Saucy songs. | 0:04:57 | 0:04:58 | |
Mr Alan Randall! | 0:04:58 | 0:05:02 | |
CHEERING | 0:05:02 | 0:05:03 | |
Thank you. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:06 | |
Thank you very much. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:08 | |
# Now, in our family we've got an heirloom | 0:05:12 | 0:05:15 | |
# They handed it to me a year ago | 0:05:15 | 0:05:18 | |
# It's been in our possession since Grandad was a lad | 0:05:18 | 0:05:22 | |
# I'll tell you what it is and then you'll know | 0:05:22 | 0:05:25 | |
# It's me grandad's flannelette nightshirt | 0:05:27 | 0:05:30 | |
# In it I was christened one day | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
# At the church they were in the well | 0:05:34 | 0:05:38 | |
# No-one seemed to know if I were boy or girl | 0:05:38 | 0:05:41 | |
# Now they'd had a drop to drink and they were in a mess | 0:05:41 | 0:05:45 | |
# It's all right, said the preacher rather curt | 0:05:45 | 0:05:49 | |
# I've been and had a quiz and I've found out what it is | 0:05:49 | 0:05:53 | |
# By his grandad's flannelette shirt | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
# Lordy, Lordy | 0:05:56 | 0:05:57 | |
# Grandad's flannelette shirt... # | 0:05:57 | 0:05:59 | |
Here we go. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
SOLO CONTINUES | 0:06:17 | 0:06:18 | |
# Now, in 1810 me grandad joined the Navy | 0:06:34 | 0:06:38 | |
# To fight Napoleon across the sea | 0:06:38 | 0:06:41 | |
# You've heard about the battle they had at Waterloo | 0:06:42 | 0:06:46 | |
# But what was it that gave us victory? | 0:06:46 | 0:06:49 | |
# Why, me grandad's flannelette nightshirt | 0:06:49 | 0:06:54 | |
# It saved old England that day | 0:06:54 | 0:06:58 | |
# Bonaparte said he was all done | 0:06:58 | 0:07:01 | |
# And even Josephine had got her gas mask on | 0:07:01 | 0:07:05 | |
# They shot down our colours and they captured our flag | 0:07:06 | 0:07:09 | |
# But we were not downhearted - it's a cert | 0:07:09 | 0:07:13 | |
# Cos flying in the gale everyone could see the tail | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
# Of me grandad's flannelette shirt | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
# Lordy, Lordy | 0:07:19 | 0:07:21 | |
# It's Grandad's flannelette shirt. # | 0:07:21 | 0:07:24 | |
-That's it. -CHEERING | 0:07:26 | 0:07:29 | |
Thank you very much. Thank you. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:30 | |
Oh! | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
-Thank you. -HE LAUGHS | 0:07:38 | 0:07:39 | |
# Now, I go cleanin' windows to earn an honest bob | 0:07:43 | 0:07:47 | |
# For a nosy parker it's an interestin' job | 0:07:47 | 0:07:51 | |
# Now, it's a job that just suits me | 0:07:51 | 0:07:54 | |
# A window cleaner you would be | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
# If you can see what I can see | 0:07:56 | 0:07:58 | |
# When I'm cleanin' windows | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
# In my profession I work hard | 0:08:00 | 0:08:03 | |
# But I'll never stop | 0:08:03 | 0:08:04 | |
# I'll climb that blinkin' ladder | 0:08:04 | 0:08:06 | |
# Till I get right to the top | 0:08:06 | 0:08:09 | |
# The blushin' bride, she looks divine | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
# The bridegroom, he is doin' fine | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
# I'd rather have his job than mine | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
# When I'm cleanin' windows... # | 0:08:15 | 0:08:18 | |
All right, come on, you know this one. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:20 | |
# I'm leaning on a lamppost at the corner of the street | 0:08:20 | 0:08:24 | |
# In case a certain little lady comes by... # | 0:08:24 | 0:08:27 | |
Let's hear you sing. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:28 | |
-# Oh, me -Oh, my | 0:08:28 | 0:08:31 | |
-# Oh, my -Oh, blimey! | 0:08:31 | 0:08:33 | |
# I hope the little lady comes by | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
# I don't know if she'll get away | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
# She doesn't always get away | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
# But anyhow I know she'll try | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
-# Oh, me -Oh, my | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
-# Oh, my... # -That's it. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
# I hope the little lady comes by | 0:08:51 | 0:08:54 | |
# There's no other girl I would wait for | 0:08:55 | 0:08:59 | |
# But this one I'd break any date for | 0:08:59 | 0:09:04 | |
# I won't have to ask what she's late for... # | 0:09:04 | 0:09:08 | |
Your turn. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:09 | |
# She wouldn't leave me flat She's not a girl like that... # | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
I bet she is! | 0:09:12 | 0:09:13 | |
# Oh, she's absolutely wonderful | 0:09:13 | 0:09:15 | |
# And marvellous and beautiful | 0:09:15 | 0:09:18 | |
# Anyone can understand why | 0:09:18 | 0:09:21 | |
# And I'll be leaning on a lamp-post | 0:09:21 | 0:09:24 | |
# At the corner of the street | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
# In case a certain little lady comes by... # | 0:09:26 | 0:09:29 | |
It's turned out nice again. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:31 | |
# But I hope the little lady comes by. # | 0:09:31 | 0:09:35 | |
That's it. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:36 | |
CHEERING | 0:09:36 | 0:09:37 | |
Mischievous meanderings... | 0:09:53 | 0:09:55 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Oh! | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
..in mercurial mountebankery... | 0:09:57 | 0:10:01 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Oh! | 0:10:01 | 0:10:02 | |
..all the way from Yorkshire. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
CHEERING | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
Mr Duggie Brown! | 0:10:08 | 0:10:11 | |
CHEERING | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
JAUNTY TUNE PLAYS | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
Good evening, sir, how are you? | 0:10:18 | 0:10:19 | |
Oh, lovely. Thank you very much. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:24 | |
What a marvellous... I thought it was somebody else coming on, then. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
That was beautiful, that. Everyone enjoying themselves? | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Yes! | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
Good, we'll soon put a stop to that. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:33 | |
You all seem a nice crowd. You meet funny people, don't you? | 0:10:33 | 0:10:36 | |
-Not too many, otherwise... -LAUGHTER | 0:10:36 | 0:10:39 | |
Not too many, otherwise we'd be out of a job. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:41 | |
There was these two Irish lads, they'd been to this dance. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:44 | |
They tried to go home from Leeds to Harrogate. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
Anybody in from Leeds or Harrogate? Good. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
-SCATTERED CHEERING -Oh! Shame. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
And they missed the last bus. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:53 | |
What silly Irishmen they were. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:55 | |
So they decided to walk home. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:56 | |
One says, "Pat, I can't walk home." | 0:10:56 | 0:10:58 | |
He said, "Why?" He said, "I've got me new shoes on, they hurt." | 0:10:58 | 0:11:01 | |
And they went past the bus station. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:03 | |
One says, "Pat, do you know what? | 0:11:03 | 0:11:06 | |
"Those doors are open. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:07 | |
"Why don't I nip inside and steal a bus?" | 0:11:07 | 0:11:11 | |
He said, "You can do that, I'll keep watch." | 0:11:11 | 0:11:13 | |
So he went inside, he heard the engine revving. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:15 | |
HE IMITATES ENGINE | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
-Bang, crash. -HE IMITATES ENGINE | 0:11:17 | 0:11:19 | |
24 minutes later, he came out. 24 minutes. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:22 | |
He said, "Where have you been?" | 0:11:22 | 0:11:23 | |
He said, "Well, they've gone and the bus for Harrogate right at the back of them all." | 0:11:23 | 0:11:27 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:11:29 | 0:11:31 | |
He said... | 0:11:31 | 0:11:33 | |
AUDIENCE JEERS | 0:11:34 | 0:11:36 | |
No! | 0:11:36 | 0:11:38 | |
I haven't finished yet. | 0:11:39 | 0:11:40 | |
He said, "Well, there's one for Knaresborough at the front - | 0:11:40 | 0:11:43 | |
"we could have walked the other four miles." | 0:11:43 | 0:11:45 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:11:45 | 0:11:47 | |
Now you applaud! | 0:11:47 | 0:11:48 | |
I like those silly ones. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:54 | |
Chap walks in the chemist. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:57 | |
He said, "'Scuse me, sir, I've lost me voice." | 0:11:57 | 0:11:59 | |
He said, "Could you make me something up, please?" | 0:11:59 | 0:12:02 | |
Chap said, "Of course I will. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:03 | |
He said, "You know Frank Sinatra was in here today?" He said, "No." | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
He said, "I just made it up." | 0:12:06 | 0:12:08 | |
I tell you what I'll do - cos you've been very kind to me, | 0:12:16 | 0:12:18 | |
I shall sing for you. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:20 | |
AUDIENCE JEERS | 0:12:20 | 0:12:21 | |
Aw, we'll have a bash anyway. Maestro? | 0:12:21 | 0:12:23 | |
PIANO TINKLES | 0:12:23 | 0:12:26 | |
# You say that you | 0:12:26 | 0:12:28 | |
# Must leave me | 0:12:28 | 0:12:29 | |
# That you and I must part | 0:12:30 | 0:12:34 | |
# Why must you always grieve me? | 0:12:35 | 0:12:39 | |
# Why must you break my heart? | 0:12:41 | 0:12:47 | |
# Why did you make me care? | 0:12:48 | 0:12:54 | |
# Why bring me dreams so rare? | 0:12:56 | 0:13:02 | |
# You told me that sweethearts | 0:13:04 | 0:13:08 | |
# Should never part | 0:13:08 | 0:13:12 | |
# Why did you leave me | 0:13:12 | 0:13:16 | |
# And break my heart? | 0:13:16 | 0:13:19 | |
# Why can't we meet once more? | 0:13:20 | 0:13:24 | |
# Why can't we love as before? | 0:13:27 | 0:13:33 | |
# This world seemed so rosy | 0:13:34 | 0:13:39 | |
# And life so fair | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
# Why did you make me care...? # | 0:13:44 | 0:13:47 | |
The middle bit is, "Why can't we meet once more?" | 0:13:47 | 0:13:51 | |
# Why can't we meet once more...? # | 0:13:51 | 0:13:55 | |
Why can't we love as before? | 0:13:55 | 0:13:57 | |
# Why can't we love as before...? # | 0:13:58 | 0:14:03 | |
This world seemed so rosy. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:05 | |
# This world seemed so rosy | 0:14:05 | 0:14:09 | |
# And life so fair | 0:14:09 | 0:14:13 | |
# Why did you make | 0:14:13 | 0:14:18 | |
# Me care? # | 0:14:18 | 0:14:24 | |
Thank you. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:29 | |
JAUNTY TUNE PLAYS | 0:14:30 | 0:14:32 | |
The acme and the apogee | 0:14:41 | 0:14:44 | |
of cultural gentility... | 0:14:44 | 0:14:47 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Oh! | 0:14:47 | 0:14:49 | |
..contrapuntally commingling | 0:14:49 | 0:14:52 | |
Dr Evadne Hinge | 0:14:52 | 0:14:55 | |
and Dame Hilda Bracket. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:58 | |
CHEERING | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
Thank you. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:10 | |
Thank you very much. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:12 | |
-Thank you very much. -Thank you. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:16 | |
Thank you very much indeed. Very nice. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:17 | |
HILDA CHUCKLES, AUDIENCE LAUGHS | 0:15:17 | 0:15:19 | |
-Oh, splendid, isn't it? -Yes, yes, yes. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:22 | |
You tell them... | 0:15:22 | 0:15:23 | |
Well, we're going to start off this evening, ladies and gentlemen, | 0:15:23 | 0:15:26 | |
with a piece from one of the Gilbert and Sullivan operas, Patience. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:31 | |
This, of course, as some of you may know, | 0:15:31 | 0:15:33 | |
is one of the most popular and best-loved works | 0:15:33 | 0:15:36 | |
in the entire Gilbert and Sullivan canon. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:38 | |
Well, of course, it's one of my best-loved ones, too, you know. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:41 | |
-Remember that. -Yes, I know that, dear. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:43 | |
Yes, well, I was telling you, in case you'd forgotten. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:46 | |
I hadn't forgotten. No, no. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:48 | |
SHE PLAYS Still Brooding On Their Mad Infatuation | 0:15:51 | 0:15:56 | |
# Still brooding on their mad infatuation! | 0:15:56 | 0:16:01 | |
# I thank thee, love | 0:16:01 | 0:16:03 | |
# Thou comest not to me | 0:16:03 | 0:16:06 | |
# Far happier I, free from thy ministrations | 0:16:06 | 0:16:11 | |
# Than dukes or duchesses who love can be | 0:16:11 | 0:16:17 | |
# 'Tis Patience | 0:16:17 | 0:16:19 | |
# Happy girl! | 0:16:19 | 0:16:21 | |
# Loved by a poet! | 0:16:21 | 0:16:23 | |
# Your pardon, ladies | 0:16:25 | 0:16:27 | |
# I intrude upon you! | 0:16:27 | 0:16:29 | |
# Nay, pretty child, come hither | 0:16:29 | 0:16:32 | |
# Is it true that you have never loved? | 0:16:32 | 0:16:37 | |
# Most true indeed | 0:16:37 | 0:16:40 | |
# Most marvellous! | 0:16:40 | 0:16:41 | |
BOTH, LOW-PITCHED: # And most deplorable! | 0:16:41 | 0:16:46 | |
# I cannot tell what this love may be | 0:16:48 | 0:16:50 | |
# That cometh to all yet not to me | 0:16:50 | 0:16:52 | |
# It cannot be wise as they'd imply | 0:16:52 | 0:16:54 | |
# Then why do these ladies sigh? | 0:16:54 | 0:16:57 | |
# It cannot be joy and rapture deep | 0:16:57 | 0:16:58 | |
# Then why do these gentle maidens weep? | 0:16:58 | 0:17:01 | |
# It cannot be blissful as 'tis said | 0:17:01 | 0:17:04 | |
# Or why are their eyes so wondrous red? | 0:17:04 | 0:17:11 | |
# For everywhere true love I see | 0:17:11 | 0:17:15 | |
# A-coming to all, yet not to me | 0:17:15 | 0:17:17 | |
# I cannot tell what this love may be | 0:17:17 | 0:17:23 | |
# For I am blithe and I am gay | 0:17:23 | 0:17:26 | |
# While they sit sighing night and day | 0:17:26 | 0:17:28 | |
-# For she is blithe and she is gay -Think of the gulf | 0:17:28 | 0:17:31 | |
-# Twixt them and me -She is blithe | 0:17:31 | 0:17:33 | |
# Think of the gulf twixt them and me | 0:17:33 | 0:17:34 | |
-# She is gay -Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la | 0:17:34 | 0:17:36 | |
# Giddily gay | 0:17:36 | 0:17:38 | |
# Oh...! | 0:17:38 | 0:17:40 | |
# Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la | 0:17:40 | 0:17:44 | |
BOTH: # And Miserie! # | 0:17:44 | 0:17:51 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:17:51 | 0:17:53 | |
Thank you very much. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:04 | |
Thank you, thank you. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:08 | |
No, thank you - thank you, dear. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:12 | |
Yes...well, now... | 0:18:12 | 0:18:14 | |
We would like to sing for you, as our little bowing-out piece, | 0:18:16 | 0:18:20 | |
a lovely old song entitled Love's Old Sweet Song. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:25 | |
And in this, we would like to, if we may, | 0:18:25 | 0:18:28 | |
ask the gentlemen of the orchestra to join us. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:30 | |
You can stay down there, but we'd like you to... | 0:18:30 | 0:18:33 | |
Yes, if you would. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:34 | |
Is that all right? | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
Mr Bolt. Isn't he nice? | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
Well, I'm sorry I should say Sir Adrian... | 0:18:38 | 0:18:42 | |
Mr Herrmann, dear. Mr Herrmann - Herrmann. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:44 | |
Oh, Sir Herrmann Bolt? Oh! | 0:18:44 | 0:18:47 | |
Yes, sorry - Adrian's brother, right. Yes... | 0:18:47 | 0:18:50 | |
SHE PLAYS Love's Old Sweet Song by James Molloy | 0:18:51 | 0:18:54 | |
# Even today | 0:19:06 | 0:19:09 | |
# We hear love's song of yore | 0:19:09 | 0:19:11 | |
# Close in our hearts | 0:19:11 | 0:19:14 | |
# It stays for evermore | 0:19:14 | 0:19:17 | |
# Footsteps may falter | 0:19:17 | 0:19:20 | |
# Weary grow the way | 0:19:20 | 0:19:23 | |
# Still we can hear it | 0:19:23 | 0:19:25 | |
# At the close of day | 0:19:25 | 0:19:30 | |
# And at the end | 0:19:30 | 0:19:32 | |
# When life's grim shadows fall | 0:19:32 | 0:19:36 | |
# Still will be heard | 0:19:36 | 0:19:40 | |
# The sweetest song of all | 0:19:40 | 0:19:47 | |
# Just a song at twilight | 0:19:47 | 0:19:52 | |
# When the lights are low | 0:19:52 | 0:19:57 | |
# And the flick'ring shadows | 0:19:57 | 0:20:02 | |
# Softly come and go | 0:20:02 | 0:20:06 | |
# Though your heart be weary | 0:20:06 | 0:20:11 | |
# Sad the day and long | 0:20:11 | 0:20:15 | |
# Still to us at twilight | 0:20:15 | 0:20:21 | |
# Comes love's old song | 0:20:21 | 0:20:25 | |
# Comes love's old sweet song | 0:20:25 | 0:20:32 | |
-AUDIENCE: -# Just a song a twilight | 0:20:32 | 0:20:36 | |
# When the lights are low | 0:20:36 | 0:20:41 | |
# And the flick'ring shadows | 0:20:41 | 0:20:46 | |
# Softly come and go | 0:20:46 | 0:20:51 | |
# Though your heart be weary | 0:20:51 | 0:20:55 | |
# Sad the day and long | 0:20:55 | 0:21:00 | |
# Still to us at twilight | 0:21:00 | 0:21:06 | |
# Comes love's old song | 0:21:06 | 0:21:10 | |
# Comes love's old sweet | 0:21:10 | 0:21:18 | |
# Song! # | 0:21:18 | 0:21:21 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:21:21 | 0:21:24 | |
I have to tell you that those two gracious ladies | 0:21:51 | 0:21:54 | |
were Mr Patrick Fyffe and Mr George Logan. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:59 | |
Nipponese nimbleness | 0:22:02 | 0:22:05 | |
encapsulating terpsichorean corporeal pliability. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:12 | |
Adagio acrobats, all the way from Japan, | 0:22:13 | 0:22:18 | |
the Missiles! | 0:22:18 | 0:22:21 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:22:21 | 0:22:24 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:25:10 | 0:25:13 | |
Amatory impetus implements mellifluousness... | 0:25:30 | 0:25:36 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Ooh! | 0:25:36 | 0:25:38 | |
..from the deliquescently delicious Miss Rita Morris! | 0:25:38 | 0:25:45 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:25:45 | 0:25:48 | |
MUSIC: Kiss In The Dark by Victor Herbert and Buddy de Sylva | 0:25:48 | 0:25:51 | |
# Oh, that kiss in the dark | 0:25:55 | 0:26:02 | |
# But it kindled the spark | 0:26:02 | 0:26:10 | |
# My awakening of love's young dream | 0:26:10 | 0:26:22 | |
# I recall the mad delight | 0:26:22 | 0:26:27 | |
# Of a lovely dance | 0:26:27 | 0:26:31 | |
# Then strolling through the night | 0:26:31 | 0:26:36 | |
# Trembling with romance | 0:26:36 | 0:26:41 | |
# There he told me of my charms | 0:26:41 | 0:26:49 | |
# How could I resist? | 0:26:49 | 0:26:57 | |
# Suddenly within his arms | 0:26:59 | 0:27:05 | |
# I was held and kissed | 0:27:05 | 0:27:12 | |
# Oh, that kiss in the dark | 0:27:14 | 0:27:23 | |
# Was, to him, but a lark | 0:27:23 | 0:27:31 | |
# But to me, 'twas a thrill supreme | 0:27:31 | 0:27:44 | |
# Just a kiss in the dark | 0:27:46 | 0:27:54 | |
# But it kindled a spark | 0:27:54 | 0:28:03 | |
# My awakening of love's young... | 0:28:05 | 0:28:16 | |
# Dream. # | 0:28:16 | 0:28:24 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:28:25 | 0:28:28 | |
MUSIC: Bill by Oscar Hammerstein II and PG Wodehouse | 0:28:37 | 0:28:40 | |
# I used to dream that I would discover | 0:28:43 | 0:28:47 | |
# The perfect lover one day | 0:28:47 | 0:28:51 | |
# I knew I'd recognise him | 0:28:51 | 0:28:54 | |
# If ever he came round my way | 0:28:54 | 0:29:00 | |
# I always used to fancy then | 0:29:01 | 0:29:05 | |
# He'd be one of the god-like kind of men | 0:29:05 | 0:29:10 | |
# With a giant brain and a noble head... # | 0:29:10 | 0:29:16 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Ooh! | 0:29:16 | 0:29:19 | |
# Like the heroes bold | 0:29:19 | 0:29:24 | |
# In those books we've read | 0:29:24 | 0:29:30 | |
# But along came Bill | 0:29:30 | 0:29:35 | |
# Who's not the type at all | 0:29:35 | 0:29:38 | |
# You'll meet him on the street and never notice him | 0:29:38 | 0:29:45 | |
# His form and face | 0:29:45 | 0:29:48 | |
# His manly grace | 0:29:48 | 0:29:52 | |
# They're not the kind you would find in a statue | 0:29:52 | 0:29:59 | |
# And I can't explain | 0:29:59 | 0:30:03 | |
# It's surely not his brain | 0:30:03 | 0:30:07 | |
# That makes me thrill | 0:30:07 | 0:30:13 | |
# I love him because he's wonderful | 0:30:13 | 0:30:21 | |
# Because he's just my Bill. # | 0:30:21 | 0:30:33 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:30:40 | 0:30:43 | |
MUSIC: When I Grow Too Old To Dream by Oscar Hammerstein II | 0:30:48 | 0:30:51 | |
# When I grow too old to dream | 0:30:54 | 0:31:00 | |
# I'll have you to remember | 0:31:00 | 0:31:07 | |
# When I grow too old to dream | 0:31:07 | 0:31:14 | |
# Your love will live in my heart | 0:31:14 | 0:31:21 | |
# So, kiss me, my sweet | 0:31:21 | 0:31:28 | |
# And so let us part | 0:31:28 | 0:31:35 | |
# And when I grow too old to dream | 0:31:35 | 0:31:43 | |
# That kiss will live in my heart | 0:31:43 | 0:31:51 | |
# When I grow too old to dream | 0:31:51 | 0:31:57 | |
# I'll have you to remember | 0:31:57 | 0:32:04 | |
# When I grow too old to dream | 0:32:04 | 0:32:10 | |
# Your love will live in my heart | 0:32:10 | 0:32:17 | |
# So kiss me, my sweet | 0:32:17 | 0:32:24 | |
# And so let us part | 0:32:24 | 0:32:31 | |
# And when I grow too old to dream | 0:32:31 | 0:32:39 | |
# That kiss will live in my... | 0:32:39 | 0:32:46 | |
# Heart. # | 0:32:46 | 0:32:51 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:32:51 | 0:32:53 | |
Multi-potent munificence | 0:33:17 | 0:33:22 | |
of apocalyptic... | 0:33:22 | 0:33:25 | |
It's from the Bible. | 0:33:25 | 0:33:27 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:33:27 | 0:33:28 | |
..thespian metamorphoses. | 0:33:28 | 0:33:31 | |
The one and only Mr Ron Moody! | 0:33:31 | 0:33:37 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:33:37 | 0:33:40 | |
Roll up, roll up, roll up, ladies and gentlemen, | 0:33:46 | 0:33:50 | |
for the 200th edition of The Good Old Days. | 0:33:50 | 0:33:53 | |
I have made theatrical history from Waikiki to Wigan. | 0:33:55 | 0:34:00 | |
I have seen them come and I have seen them go. | 0:34:00 | 0:34:04 | |
And I'll tell you something else - you ain't seen nothin' yet. | 0:34:04 | 0:34:08 | |
Cos... | 0:34:08 | 0:34:09 | |
# I'm the showman | 0:34:09 | 0:34:13 | |
# The man who takes the risks | 0:34:13 | 0:34:14 | |
# Yes, I'm the showman | 0:34:14 | 0:34:16 | |
# The man who lightly whisks the grand souffle of entertaining you | 0:34:16 | 0:34:21 | |
# There's no delay when I'm explaining who | 0:34:21 | 0:34:24 | |
# Will top the bill this week | 0:34:24 | 0:34:26 | |
# Will reach the popular peak | 0:34:26 | 0:34:28 | |
# Will make the audiences clamour | 0:34:28 | 0:34:31 | |
# I've got the magic touch and it's amazing how much | 0:34:31 | 0:34:35 | |
# I give this grim old business glamour... # | 0:34:35 | 0:34:39 | |
Showmanship - how did it all begin? | 0:34:39 | 0:34:42 | |
The great god Pan played on his pipes | 0:34:42 | 0:34:44 | |
And the first man looked and laughed | 0:34:44 | 0:34:46 | |
Then Thespis spoke a word or two | 0:34:46 | 0:34:48 | |
And the actor learned his craft | 0:34:48 | 0:34:50 | |
Next, Sophocles and Euripides | 0:34:50 | 0:34:52 | |
Were all the rage in Greece | 0:34:52 | 0:34:54 | |
Then Nero struck a blow for Rome | 0:34:54 | 0:34:55 | |
And fiddled a caprice | 0:34:55 | 0:34:57 | |
Was he a master? | 0:34:57 | 0:34:58 | |
He was disaster! | 0:34:58 | 0:35:01 | |
VIOLIN SCREECHES AND SCRAPES | 0:35:08 | 0:35:11 | |
GROANING AND LAUGHTER | 0:35:11 | 0:35:14 | |
GROANING CONTINUES | 0:35:17 | 0:35:20 | |
-COD ITALIAN ACCENT: -Stop-a the music! Stop-a the music. | 0:35:25 | 0:35:27 | |
The band's a-playing in the wrong key. | 0:35:27 | 0:35:31 | |
Where's everybody going? Avanti subito. | 0:35:31 | 0:35:34 | |
I'm the Emperor Nero Rome. | 0:35:34 | 0:35:35 | |
Why can't I hold an audience | 0:35:35 | 0:35:38 | |
if Samson, he can bring the house down? | 0:35:38 | 0:35:40 | |
Samson, he was a big man, Samson. A big man. | 0:35:40 | 0:35:44 | |
He walk down under the house, he push the column. | 0:35:44 | 0:35:47 | |
-COLUMN RATTLES AUDIENCE: -Ooh! | 0:35:47 | 0:35:50 | |
You insured? | 0:35:50 | 0:35:51 | |
Came Passion plays and mysteries and pageants by the score | 0:36:00 | 0:36:04 | |
And the Commedia dell'Arte set the audience a-roar | 0:36:04 | 0:36:07 | |
But the greatest of them all is me | 0:36:07 | 0:36:10 | |
I'm a talent that is rare | 0:36:10 | 0:36:12 | |
For behind this veil of mystery | 0:36:12 | 0:36:14 | |
I'm the one that always dared to go one better | 0:36:14 | 0:36:17 | |
I'm a go-getter | 0:36:17 | 0:36:19 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, Richard Burbidge presents, | 0:36:28 | 0:36:32 | |
for the first time at The Globe Theatre, | 0:36:32 | 0:36:35 | |
a promising young playwright, William Shakespeare. | 0:36:35 | 0:36:37 | |
His real name is Bacon, but he had to change it, | 0:36:37 | 0:36:40 | |
cos he couldn't get a Jewish audience. | 0:36:40 | 0:36:42 | |
So here he is, ladies and gentlemen, | 0:36:44 | 0:36:46 | |
Mr Burbidge himself in the part of the man you love to hate - Shylock. | 0:36:46 | 0:36:52 | |
HISSING | 0:36:54 | 0:36:57 | |
BOOING | 0:36:58 | 0:37:00 | |
Where is Signor Antonio? | 0:37:00 | 0:37:04 | |
I'm looking for Sign... | 0:37:04 | 0:37:06 | |
I'll have another one, if you don't mind. | 0:37:06 | 0:37:08 | |
Signor Antonio? Where are you, Signor Antonio? | 0:37:08 | 0:37:11 | |
I know you're here, see. Ah... | 0:37:11 | 0:37:13 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Aw...! | 0:37:15 | 0:37:17 | |
Signor Antonio! | 0:37:17 | 0:37:19 | |
HE LAUGHS DRAMATICALLY | 0:37:19 | 0:37:21 | |
Many a time and oft in the Rialto | 0:37:24 | 0:37:26 | |
You have rated me above my monies and my usances | 0:37:26 | 0:37:29 | |
You call me misbeliever, cut-throat dog and spit... | 0:37:29 | 0:37:32 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:37:32 | 0:37:35 | |
You call me misbeliever, cut-throat dog | 0:37:37 | 0:37:39 | |
And spit upon my Jewish gabardine | 0:37:39 | 0:37:42 | |
And all for use of that which is mine own. | 0:37:42 | 0:37:43 | |
Well, then, it now appears | 0:37:43 | 0:37:45 | |
You come to me and you say, "Shylock, we would have moneys." | 0:37:45 | 0:37:47 | |
You say so! You, that did void your rheum upon my beard | 0:37:47 | 0:37:50 | |
And foot me as you spurn a stranger cur over your threshold! | 0:37:50 | 0:37:52 | |
Moneys is your suit. What should I say to you? | 0:37:52 | 0:37:54 | |
Should I not say, "Hath a dog money? | 0:37:54 | 0:37:56 | |
"Is it possible a cur can lend three thousand ducats?" | 0:37:56 | 0:37:58 | |
Or shall I bend low and in a bondman's key | 0:37:58 | 0:38:00 | |
With bated breath and whispering humbleness say this... | 0:38:00 | 0:38:03 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:38:03 | 0:38:05 | |
Get me another Signor Antonio. | 0:38:14 | 0:38:16 | |
# For I'm the showman | 0:38:18 | 0:38:21 | |
# The man who has the flair | 0:38:21 | 0:38:23 | |
# The master showman | 0:38:23 | 0:38:25 | |
# Who'll conjure from the air | 0:38:25 | 0:38:26 | |
# A world of charming and alarming things | 0:38:26 | 0:38:30 | |
# No need to worry what tomorrow brings | 0:38:30 | 0:38:33 | |
# I'll give them all to you | 0:38:33 | 0:38:34 | |
# Make your wishes come true | 0:38:34 | 0:38:36 | |
# And I will guarantee that no man | 0:38:36 | 0:38:39 | |
# Will take one jar away | 0:38:39 | 0:38:41 | |
# The only price that you pay | 0:38:41 | 0:38:43 | |
# Is your allegiance to the showman | 0:38:43 | 0:38:46 | |
# Come on, do not refuse | 0:38:46 | 0:38:48 | |
# Roll up and pay your dues | 0:38:48 | 0:38:50 | |
# To this amazing devil - that's me! | 0:38:50 | 0:38:53 | |
# That's me, that's me That's me, my friend | 0:38:53 | 0:38:57 | |
# The showman. # | 0:38:57 | 0:39:02 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:39:02 | 0:39:04 | |
Impeccability immaculate in tribute to Mr Jack Buchanan | 0:39:15 | 0:39:21 | |
from the Players' Theatre and Mr Peter Gale! | 0:39:21 | 0:39:26 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:39:26 | 0:39:29 | |
# Who stole my heart away? | 0:39:44 | 0:39:47 | |
# Who makes me dream all day? | 0:39:47 | 0:39:51 | |
# Dreams I know can never be true | 0:39:51 | 0:39:54 | |
# Seems as though I'll ever be blue | 0:39:54 | 0:39:58 | |
# Who means my happiness? | 0:39:58 | 0:40:02 | |
# Who would I answer yes to? | 0:40:02 | 0:40:07 | |
# Well, you oughta guess | 0:40:07 | 0:40:09 | |
# Who? Who? | 0:40:09 | 0:40:11 | |
# No-one but you! | 0:40:11 | 0:40:13 | |
# Who? Who? | 0:40:13 | 0:40:15 | |
# No-one but... # | 0:40:15 | 0:40:17 | |
# You fall in love with a modern Galahad | 0:40:17 | 0:40:21 | |
# Deep in his heart he'll install you | 0:40:21 | 0:40:25 | |
# But I am only a simple sort of lad | 0:40:25 | 0:40:29 | |
# I had no pet names to call you | 0:40:29 | 0:40:34 | |
# But I've now I've bought a thesaurus | 0:40:34 | 0:40:36 | |
# And there I've found a few | 0:40:36 | 0:40:38 | |
# I'll sing a little chorus | 0:40:38 | 0:40:41 | |
# Of pet names meant for you | 0:40:41 | 0:40:45 | |
# You darling, you ducky | 0:40:45 | 0:40:50 | |
# You sweet so-and-so! | 0:40:50 | 0:40:53 | |
# You sweet thing, you neat thing | 0:40:53 | 0:40:56 | |
# You set me aglow! | 0:40:56 | 0:40:59 | |
# My fond one, my blonde one | 0:40:59 | 0:41:03 | |
# Take care what you're at | 0:41:03 | 0:41:06 | |
# You're making my heart pitter-pat | 0:41:06 | 0:41:13 | |
# I've lots of other names for your attention | 0:41:13 | 0:41:19 | |
# Plus one or two I dare not even mention | 0:41:19 | 0:41:26 | |
# My Venus, my goddess | 0:41:26 | 0:41:29 | |
# Let me be your beau | 0:41:29 | 0:41:32 | |
# And you'll be my sweet so-and-so | 0:41:32 | 0:41:38 | |
# I've lots of other names for your attention | 0:42:04 | 0:42:10 | |
# Plus one or two I dare not even mention | 0:42:10 | 0:42:17 | |
# Tallulah, alleluia | 0:42:17 | 0:42:20 | |
# Let me be your beau | 0:42:20 | 0:42:23 | |
# And you'll be my sweet so-and-so. # | 0:42:23 | 0:42:30 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:42:30 | 0:42:32 | |
# My car will meet her | 0:42:38 | 0:42:44 | |
# And her mother comes too | 0:42:44 | 0:42:48 | |
# It's a two-seater | 0:42:48 | 0:42:52 | |
# Still her mother comes too | 0:42:52 | 0:42:57 | |
# And when she's visiting me | 0:42:57 | 0:43:03 | |
# At dinner, supper or tea | 0:43:03 | 0:43:07 | |
# She loves to sit on my knee | 0:43:07 | 0:43:12 | |
# And her mother does too | 0:43:12 | 0:43:16 | |
# We buy her trousseau | 0:43:16 | 0:43:21 | |
# And her mother comes too | 0:43:21 | 0:43:25 | |
# Asked not to do so | 0:43:25 | 0:43:30 | |
# Still her mother comes too | 0:43:30 | 0:43:34 | |
# She simply can't take a snub | 0:43:34 | 0:43:38 | |
# I go and sulk at the club | 0:43:38 | 0:43:43 | |
# Then have a bath and a rub | 0:43:43 | 0:43:47 | |
# And her brother comes too! # | 0:43:47 | 0:43:52 | |
# Stand up and sing | 0:43:59 | 0:44:01 | |
# Da-da, da-da, da-da, da-da-da | 0:44:01 | 0:44:03 | |
# Just stand up and sing | 0:44:03 | 0:44:07 | |
# When things are bad | 0:44:07 | 0:44:09 | |
# Da-da, da-da, da-da, da-da-da | 0:44:09 | 0:44:12 | |
# Sing this and grow glad | 0:44:12 | 0:44:15 | |
# If you would see your troubles burst in bubbles | 0:44:15 | 0:44:20 | |
# Try to learn this song | 0:44:20 | 0:44:24 | |
# For while you stand up and sing | 0:44:24 | 0:44:27 | |
# Da-da, da-da, da-da, da-da-da | 0:44:27 | 0:44:29 | |
# You'll never go wrong | 0:44:29 | 0:44:33 | |
# For if you stand up and sing | 0:44:58 | 0:45:00 | |
# Da-da, da-da, da-da, da-da-da | 0:45:00 | 0:45:02 | |
# You'll never go... | 0:45:02 | 0:45:05 | |
# You'll never go | 0:45:05 | 0:45:06 | |
# You'll never go wrong | 0:45:06 | 0:45:10 | |
# For if you see your troubles burst in bubbles | 0:45:10 | 0:45:14 | |
# Try to learn this song | 0:45:14 | 0:45:17 | |
# This song | 0:45:17 | 0:45:20 | |
# For if you stand up and sing | 0:45:20 | 0:45:22 | |
# Da-da, da-da, da-da, da-da-da | 0:45:22 | 0:45:24 | |
# You'll never go You'll never go | 0:45:24 | 0:45:28 | |
# You'll never go wrong | 0:45:30 | 0:45:33 | |
# Go wrong | 0:45:33 | 0:45:34 | |
# Go wrong. # | 0:45:34 | 0:45:42 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:45:43 | 0:45:46 | |
# Goodnight, Vienna | 0:45:54 | 0:46:00 | |
# You city of a million melodies | 0:46:00 | 0:46:04 | |
# Our hearts are thrilling to the strains that you play | 0:46:04 | 0:46:08 | |
# From dawn till the daylight dies | 0:46:08 | 0:46:13 | |
# Goodnight, Vienna | 0:46:13 | 0:46:17 | |
# Now lovers kiss beneath your linden trees | 0:46:17 | 0:46:21 | |
# The world is waiting on the edge of the day | 0:46:21 | 0:46:25 | |
# Just waiting to say | 0:46:25 | 0:46:28 | |
# Goodnight. # | 0:46:28 | 0:46:36 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:46:36 | 0:46:39 | |
And now, there's just time to ask | 0:46:46 | 0:46:48 | |
Mr Ron Moody to lead the company and yourselves | 0:46:48 | 0:46:50 | |
in the last chorus for tonight, Down At The Old Bull And Bush. | 0:46:50 | 0:46:53 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Ron Moody, the entire company, | 0:46:53 | 0:46:56 | |
Mr Bernard Herrmann and the entire and never-defeated orchestra. | 0:46:56 | 0:47:02 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE It is time to play yourselves. | 0:47:02 | 0:47:08 | |
# Come, come Come and make eyes at me | 0:47:11 | 0:47:15 | |
# Down at the Old Bull and Bush La-la-la-la-la | 0:47:15 | 0:47:19 | |
# Come, come Drink some port wine with me | 0:47:19 | 0:47:23 | |
# Down at the Old Bull and Bush | 0:47:23 | 0:47:27 | |
# Hear the little German band La-la-la-la-la-la-la | 0:47:27 | 0:47:31 | |
# Just let me hold your hand, dear | 0:47:31 | 0:47:34 | |
# Do, do come and have a drink or two | 0:47:34 | 0:47:38 | |
# Down at the Old Bull and Bush | 0:47:38 | 0:47:42 | |
# Bush-Bush. # | 0:47:42 | 0:47:43 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:47:43 | 0:47:46 |