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'Long ago, in ancient China, | 0:00:18 | 0:00:21 | |
'the Peacocks ruled over Gongmen City. | 0:00:21 | 0:00:25 | |
'They brought great joy and prosperity to the city | 0:00:25 | 0:00:29 | |
'for they had invented fireworks. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:32 | |
'But their son, Lord Shen, | 0:00:35 | 0:00:38 | |
'saw darker power in the fireworks. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
'What had brought colour and joy | 0:00:42 | 0:00:45 | |
'could also bring darkness and destruction. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:49 | |
'Shen's troubled parents consulted a soothsayer. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:53 | |
'She foretold that if Shen continued down this dark path, | 0:00:53 | 0:00:58 | |
'he would be defeated by a warrior of black and white. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:03 | |
'The young lord set out to change his fate. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:08 | |
'But what he did next only sealed it. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:13 | |
'Shen returned to his parents full of pride. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:21 | |
'But in their faces, he saw only horror. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:25 | |
'He was banished from the city forever. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:30 | |
'But Shen swore revenge. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:33 | |
'Someday he would return | 0:01:33 | 0:01:36 | |
'and all of China would bow at his feet.' | 0:01:36 | 0:01:40 | |
It's almost done, Lord Shen, but we've run out of metal. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:13 | |
Search the farthest villages! Find more metal! | 0:02:14 | 0:02:19 | |
China will be mine. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:20 | |
And then the Dragon Warrior joined the Furious Five! | 0:02:30 | 0:02:33 | |
And they became the most awesomest kung fu team ever! | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
Enough talk. Let's fight! | 0:02:36 | 0:02:38 | |
-33... -Listen, listen! | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
You can hear the Dragon Warrior training right now! | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
-33. -Stop him! | 0:02:43 | 0:02:44 | |
-34. -It's too dangerous! | 0:02:44 | 0:02:46 | |
-35. -Stay focused. -36! | 0:02:46 | 0:02:48 | |
-37! -Yeah! | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
How is he doing that with his face? | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
38 bean buns! | 0:02:55 | 0:02:58 | |
Yes! New record! You monster! | 0:02:58 | 0:03:01 | |
-Keep going! Hit 40! -He'll never hit 40. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:03 | |
You guys wait and we'll go to 40. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
Do it. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:07 | |
No problem! | 0:03:07 | 0:03:08 | |
Yeah! | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
Give me a minute. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:15 | |
Yeah! | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
-He did it! -Well done, Po! | 0:03:19 | 0:03:21 | |
Your training has paid off. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
Master Shifu! Gotta go. See you later! | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
You'll save those for me, right? | 0:03:28 | 0:03:30 | |
Flippety-do. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:39 | |
Inner peace. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:51 | |
Inner peace. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
Inner peace. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:01 | |
Master Shifu. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:04 | |
Master Shifu, what do we got? | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
Pirates? Vandals of Volcano Mountain? | 0:04:06 | 0:04:09 | |
Whatever it is, I will take them down. Cos I am in a mood. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:13 | |
I need to get something done, you know what I mean? | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
What are you doing? | 0:04:17 | 0:04:18 | |
One of Master Oogway's final teachings. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:22 | |
Awesome! | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
How did you do that? | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
-Inner peace. -Inner piece. That's cool. | 0:04:56 | 0:05:00 | |
-Inner piece of what? -It is the next phase of your training. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:04 | |
Every master must find his path to inner peace. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:10 | |
Some choose to meditate for 50 years in a cave just like this... | 0:05:10 | 0:05:14 | |
..without the slightest taste of food or water. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
STOMACH RUMBLES | 0:05:19 | 0:05:20 | |
Or? | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
Some find it through pain and suffering, as I did. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:25 | |
Po, the day you were chosen as Dragon Warrior | 0:05:25 | 0:05:28 | |
was the worst day of my life. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:31 | |
By far. Nothing else came close. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:34 | |
It was the worst, most painful, mind-destroying, horrible moment... | 0:05:34 | 0:05:38 | |
-OK. -..I have ever experienced. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
But once I realised the problem was not you, but within me, | 0:05:44 | 0:05:48 | |
I found inner peace and was able to harness the flow of the universe. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:54 | |
So that's it? I just need inner peace? | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
My innards are already super, super peaceful, | 0:05:56 | 0:05:59 | |
so all I need to do is just get this thing going. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:02 | |
Inner peace, you're going down. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
Now show me what you were doing there with your feet. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
I saw you do sort of a fancy foot... | 0:06:06 | 0:06:07 | |
Po! Bandits! Approaching the Musicians Village. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:10 | |
Danger. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:11 | |
Tell those musicians to start playing some action music because it is on. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:15 | |
Don't worry, Shifu, I'll master inner peace as soon as I get back. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:18 | |
No snack stops this time. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
Snack stops(!) | 0:06:20 | 0:06:22 | |
Wait, are you serious? | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
Get all the metal you can find! | 0:06:36 | 0:06:38 | |
Grab the metal! | 0:06:42 | 0:06:43 | |
Help, help, help, help. Help! | 0:06:48 | 0:06:51 | |
That's everything! Let's get out of here. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:56 | |
Oh, no. | 0:06:57 | 0:06:58 | |
Wings of Justice! | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
CHEERING | 0:07:22 | 0:07:23 | |
The Dragon Warrior! | 0:07:23 | 0:07:25 | |
A panda? That's impossible. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
My fist hungers for justice. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
-STOMACH RUMBLES -That was my...fist. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:32 | |
Get 'em! Come on! | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
Take that! | 0:07:56 | 0:07:58 | |
Po! Incoming! | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
Thanks, Mantis! | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
Tigress, Double Death Strike! | 0:08:29 | 0:08:30 | |
Feet of Fury! | 0:08:39 | 0:08:40 | |
Tigress! Monkey! | 0:08:44 | 0:08:46 | |
Viper! Mantis! | 0:08:46 | 0:08:49 | |
Bunny! What? | 0:08:49 | 0:08:51 | |
Oh, sorry. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:53 | |
Help! | 0:08:58 | 0:09:00 | |
-Crane, go! -I'm on it! | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
Is everyone OK? | 0:09:20 | 0:09:22 | |
That was awesome! | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
I got this. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:29 | |
Po! | 0:09:39 | 0:09:40 | |
Chew on that, tubby! | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
Help. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:55 | |
-Sweetie, are you OK? -What happened? | 0:09:57 | 0:09:59 | |
I think I saw... | 0:10:01 | 0:10:02 | |
I think... | 0:10:02 | 0:10:05 | |
I gotta go. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:06 | |
Thank you. Thank you for coming to Dragon Warrior Noodles and Tofu. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:13 | |
-More tea? Lemon sauce? -No. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:15 | |
If you need anything, just ask. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:19 | |
-Thank you. -Feet of Fury! | 0:10:19 | 0:10:22 | |
The Dragon Warrior's mop. He mopped these very floors! | 0:10:22 | 0:10:27 | |
No touching! You'll get the mop dirty. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:30 | |
-He once waited on me. -Awesome! | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
Yeah, I have the stain to prove it. Hey, where is the Dragon Warrior? | 0:10:32 | 0:10:36 | |
He doesn't work here any more. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
He's busy out there protecting the Valley. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:42 | |
-The Dragon Warrior! -There he is. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
Po! | 0:10:44 | 0:10:45 | |
-Here. OK. Nice kid. -The Dragon Warrior! | 0:10:47 | 0:10:49 | |
-Should've told me you were coming. -Hi, Dad. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:51 | |
I would have saved you some stinky tofu. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:54 | |
-Dad, can I talk to you? -Of course, son. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:59 | |
In honour of my son, free tofu dessert for everybody! | 0:10:59 | 0:11:04 | |
With purchases. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:06 | |
Oh, it's so good to see you, Po. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:10 | |
Have you lost weight? I can almost put my wings around you. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:14 | |
Ah, well, maybe a little. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:15 | |
Poor you, you must feel weak. Let me get you some soup. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:19 | |
No, that's OK, Dad. I'm not hungry. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:21 | |
Not hungry? Po, are you all right? | 0:11:21 | 0:11:24 | |
Yeah. No, I'm fine. I just... | 0:11:24 | 0:11:26 | |
Earlier today, I was fighting these bandits. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:28 | |
Nothing too dangerous. I mean, they were just, you know... | 0:11:28 | 0:11:31 | |
-Yeah? -And then the strangest thing happened. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:34 | |
I had this crazy vision. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:36 | |
I think I saw my mum and me, as a baby. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:40 | |
Mum? A baby? | 0:11:40 | 0:11:43 | |
-Dad? -What...? | 0:11:43 | 0:11:46 | |
How do I say this? | 0:11:47 | 0:11:49 | |
Where did I come from? | 0:11:50 | 0:11:52 | |
Well, you see, son, baby geese come from a little egg. | 0:11:56 | 0:12:02 | |
-Don't ask where the egg comes from. -Dad, that's not what I meant. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:06 | |
I know it's not. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:10 | |
I think it's time I told you something | 0:12:10 | 0:12:12 | |
I should have told you a long time ago. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:15 | |
OK. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:17 | |
You might have been kind of a... | 0:12:17 | 0:12:20 | |
..adopted. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:25 | |
-I knew it. -You knew? | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
-Well, who told you? -No-one. I mean, come on, Dad. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:30 | |
But if you knew, why didn't you ever say anything? | 0:12:30 | 0:12:33 | |
Why didn't you say anything? | 0:12:33 | 0:12:35 | |
How did I get here, Dad? Where did I come from? | 0:12:37 | 0:12:40 | |
Actually... you came from this. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:45 | |
It was just another day at the restaurant. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
Time to make the noodles. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:54 | |
'I went out to the back, where my vegetables had just been delivered. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:58 | |
'There were cabbages, turnips, radishes. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:02 | |
'Only there were no radishes. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:05 | |
'Just a very hungry baby panda. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:08 | |
'There was no note. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:12 | |
'Of course, you could have eaten it. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:15 | |
'I waited for someone to come looking for you, but no-one did. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:19 | |
'I brought you inside. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:44 | |
'Fed you. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:48 | |
'Gave you a bath. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:51 | |
'And fed you again. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:56 | |
'And again. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:00 | |
'And tried to put some pants on you. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:05 | |
'And then I made a decision that would change my life forever. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:17 | |
'To make my soup without radishes. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:22 | |
'And to raise you as my own son. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:26 | |
'Xiao Po, my little panda. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:30 | |
'And from that moment on, both my soup and my life' | 0:14:31 | 0:14:36 | |
have been that much sweeter. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:38 | |
And, little Po, that's the end of the story. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:42 | |
Look at me. No, don't look at me. | 0:14:43 | 0:14:46 | |
That's it? That can't be it. There's gotta be more, Dad! | 0:14:46 | 0:14:50 | |
Well, there was the time you ate all my bamboo furniture. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:55 | |
It was imported, too. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:57 | |
One dumpling, please, Dragon Warrior size. | 0:14:57 | 0:15:00 | |
Oh, Po, your story may not have such a happy beginning, | 0:15:05 | 0:15:09 | |
but look how it turned out. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:10 | |
You got me, you got kung fu, and you got noodles. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:14 | |
I know. I just have so many questions. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:17 | |
Like how did I ever fit in this tiny basket? | 0:15:17 | 0:15:19 | |
Why didn't I like pants? | 0:15:19 | 0:15:21 | |
And who am I? | 0:15:23 | 0:15:25 | |
Good. Watch your form. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:34 | |
Good. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:38 | |
Better. Elbow. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:42 | |
Straighten it out! | 0:15:42 | 0:15:44 | |
Shen? | 0:16:09 | 0:16:11 | |
Good afternoon, gentlemen. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:14 | |
Now we've got the pleasantries out of the way, please leave my house. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:19 | |
-Your house? -Yes. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:21 | |
Didn't you see the peacock on the front door? | 0:16:21 | 0:16:24 | |
There you are, Soothsayer. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:28 | |
It seems your fortune-telling skills are not as good as you thought. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:33 | |
-We shall see, Shen. -No, you shall see, old goat. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:37 | |
-Where were we? -What do you want, Shen? | 0:16:37 | 0:16:39 | |
What is rightfully mine. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:42 | |
Gongmen City! | 0:16:42 | 0:16:44 | |
Gongmen is under the stewardship of the Masters' Council, | 0:16:44 | 0:16:46 | |
and we will protect it. Even from you. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:50 | |
I'm so glad you feel that way. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:55 | |
Otherwise, I'd have dragged that here for nothing. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:57 | |
What's in the box, Shen? | 0:16:57 | 0:17:00 | |
You want to see? It's a gift. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:03 | |
It's your parting gift, in that it will part you. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:07 | |
Part of you here, part of you there | 0:17:07 | 0:17:09 | |
and part of you way over there, staining the wall! | 0:17:09 | 0:17:12 | |
You insolent fool! | 0:17:12 | 0:17:14 | |
-Show-off. -That is a warning. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:34 | |
You are no match for our kung fu. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
I agree. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
But this is. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:41 | |
Are you familiar with the master of Gongmen City? | 0:17:54 | 0:17:57 | |
-Master Thundering Rhino? -Yes. | 0:17:57 | 0:17:58 | |
-Son of legendary Flying Rhino? -Yes. | 0:17:58 | 0:18:01 | |
And slayer of the 10,000 Serpents in the Valley of Woe? | 0:18:01 | 0:18:04 | |
-He's dead. -Whoa. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:06 | |
That's impossible. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:08 | |
Rhino's Horn Defence is impervious to any technique. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:10 | |
It was no technique. Lord Shen has created a weapon, | 0:18:10 | 0:18:14 | |
one that breathes fire and spits metal. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:17 | |
Unless he is stopped, this could be the end of kung fu. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:22 | |
-But I just got kung fu! -And now you must save it. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:26 | |
Go! Destroy this weapon and bring Lord Shen to justice! | 0:18:26 | 0:18:30 | |
OK, here we go! Here we go! | 0:18:30 | 0:18:31 | |
Wait a second. How can I do this? | 0:18:33 | 0:18:35 | |
I mean, how can kung fu stop something that stops kung fu? | 0:18:35 | 0:18:38 | |
Remember, Dragon Warrior, | 0:18:38 | 0:18:40 | |
anything is possible when you have inner peace. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:43 | |
Inner peace. Inner peace. Inner peace. | 0:18:49 | 0:18:52 | |
Peace on. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:53 | |
-Oh, Po? -Peace! | 0:18:53 | 0:18:55 | |
Oh, Po, I got you a travel pack. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:58 | |
I packed you food for weeks. Cookies, buns, vegetables. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:01 | |
And I even packed all your action figures. See? | 0:19:01 | 0:19:04 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:19:05 | 0:19:07 | |
I don't know what those are. Never seen them before in my life. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:10 | |
Dad, you got scratches on my Tigress. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:12 | |
I also packed your paintings of our best time together, | 0:19:12 | 0:19:15 | |
just in case you get lonely. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:18 | |
That's me and you making noodles. And that's me and you eating noodles. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:21 | |
And that's me giving you a piggyback ride. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:24 | |
That cute? On second thought, I'll hang on to this one. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:28 | |
-Hey, they're waiting for me. -Of course, of course. | 0:19:28 | 0:19:32 | |
You have a job to do... far from home, | 0:19:32 | 0:19:35 | |
in a strange city, filled with strange people, and strange noodles, | 0:19:35 | 0:19:39 | |
facing horrible danger from which you might never return! | 0:19:39 | 0:19:43 | |
-Don't go, Po! -I gotta go. | 0:19:43 | 0:19:45 | |
I'm the Dragon Warrior. It's kind of my job to save kung fu. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:49 | |
And if I don't... what am I? | 0:19:49 | 0:19:52 | |
You're my son. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:54 | |
Right? | 0:19:57 | 0:19:58 | |
-Po, it's time. -Goodbye. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:02 | |
Don't worry, Mr Ping. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:05 | |
He'll be back before you can say "noodles". | 0:20:05 | 0:20:08 | |
Noodles. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:14 | |
Come on, guys, let's go! | 0:20:21 | 0:20:23 | |
Yeah! | 0:20:23 | 0:20:24 | |
Yeah... | 0:20:27 | 0:20:29 | |
Yeah, yeah. Yeah... | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
Mama? | 0:21:48 | 0:21:49 | |
Mum? Dad? Is that you? | 0:21:54 | 0:21:57 | |
Mum! Dad! | 0:21:57 | 0:21:59 | |
Oh, hi. Hey, son. You're back. | 0:22:01 | 0:22:03 | |
Honey, what are you doing here? | 0:22:05 | 0:22:07 | |
But I thought... | 0:22:07 | 0:22:08 | |
We replaced you, dear, with this lovely radish. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:11 | |
-Radish? -It's quiet, polite, and, frankly, | 0:22:12 | 0:22:15 | |
does better kung fu. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:17 | |
No. No, no, no. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:19 | |
Wait! | 0:22:23 | 0:22:24 | |
No. | 0:22:30 | 0:22:31 | |
Radish, radish, radish, radish. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:42 | |
Inner pea... | 0:22:50 | 0:22:52 | |
Pea... | 0:22:54 | 0:22:55 | |
Inner peace. | 0:22:58 | 0:22:59 | |
Inner peace! Inner peace! Inner peace! | 0:23:15 | 0:23:18 | |
Inner peace! Inner peace...! | 0:23:18 | 0:23:20 | |
Oh, I'm...training. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:27 | |
The mast is not a worthy opponent. | 0:23:27 | 0:23:30 | |
-I am ready. -OK. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:35 | |
So serious. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:37 | |
Ow! | 0:23:43 | 0:23:44 | |
I think I prefer the mast. | 0:23:45 | 0:23:47 | |
Apologies. | 0:23:47 | 0:23:48 | |
I used to punch the ironwood trees by the palace to train. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:52 | |
Now I feel nothing. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:53 | |
That's severely cool. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:56 | |
Again! | 0:23:59 | 0:24:00 | |
So, this punching ironwood trees, how long did you have to do that? | 0:24:02 | 0:24:06 | |
-20 years. -Oh, 20, 20 years. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:10 | |
Is there any, you know, faster way? | 0:24:10 | 0:24:12 | |
You know, until you, you know, don't feel anything? | 0:24:12 | 0:24:15 | |
No. Besides... | 0:24:15 | 0:24:17 | |
..I don't think hard style is your thing. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:24 | |
Po, why are you really out here? | 0:24:28 | 0:24:31 | |
I just found out that my dad isn't really my dad. | 0:24:32 | 0:24:35 | |
Your dad? The goose. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:39 | |
That must have been quite a shock. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:44 | |
Yeah. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:45 | |
-And this bothers you? -Are you kidding me? | 0:24:45 | 0:24:48 | |
We're warriors, right? Nerves of steel. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:51 | |
Souls of platinum. | 0:24:51 | 0:24:54 | |
Like you. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:55 | |
So hard-core, you don't feel anything. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:57 | |
-I was... -So, what are you guys talking about? | 0:25:01 | 0:25:04 | |
Nothing. Nothing. | 0:25:04 | 0:25:06 | |
Po's having Daddy issues. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:08 | |
I'm so lucky. I don't have any problems with my dad. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:11 | |
Maybe it's because Mum ate his head before I was born. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:14 | |
-I don't know. -Mantis, this isn't about you. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:16 | |
Po is the one freaking out. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:18 | |
-I'm not freaking out. -Po. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:21 | |
-I'm freaking in. -Po! | 0:25:21 | 0:25:23 | |
-What? -We're here. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:26 | |
Gongmen City. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:28 | |
My father's throne. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:46 | |
He used to let me play here beside him, | 0:25:46 | 0:25:49 | |
promising someday, this throne would be mine. | 0:25:49 | 0:25:53 | |
A little to the left. | 0:25:58 | 0:25:59 | |
Oh, but it's so heavy, Master! | 0:25:59 | 0:26:02 | |
30 years I've waited for this moment. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:05 | |
Everything must be exactly how I envisioned it. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:08 | |
And I envisioned it a little to the left. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:13 | |
Perfect! | 0:26:13 | 0:26:14 | |
With the weapon by my si... A little bit more. | 0:26:14 | 0:26:17 | |
With the weapon by my side, all of China will bow before me. | 0:26:19 | 0:26:25 | |
We move out in three days, | 0:26:25 | 0:26:27 | |
when the moon is full and the tide is high. | 0:26:27 | 0:26:31 | |
Now, you old goat, why don't you tell me my... | 0:26:32 | 0:26:35 | |
Fortune? | 0:26:35 | 0:26:37 | |
Future. I was going to say future. | 0:26:37 | 0:26:41 | |
Look into your bowl and tell me what glory awaits. | 0:26:41 | 0:26:44 | |
If you continue on your current path... | 0:26:46 | 0:26:49 | |
..you will find yourself at the bottom of the stairs. | 0:26:52 | 0:26:56 | |
I see... | 0:26:58 | 0:27:01 | |
I see... | 0:27:01 | 0:27:03 | |
I see pain... | 0:27:03 | 0:27:05 | |
Ow! | 0:27:05 | 0:27:06 | |
..and anger. | 0:27:06 | 0:27:07 | |
How dare you! That is the finest silk in the province! | 0:27:07 | 0:27:10 | |
Followed by denial. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:11 | |
This is not fortune-telling. You're just saying | 0:27:11 | 0:27:14 | |
-what's happening right... -Now? | 0:27:14 | 0:27:15 | |
The most important time is now. | 0:27:17 | 0:27:20 | |
But if you really want to see the future... | 0:27:21 | 0:27:23 | |
Oh, what do you see? | 0:27:26 | 0:27:28 | |
A peacock... | 0:27:33 | 0:27:35 | |
..is defeated by a warrior of black and white. | 0:27:36 | 0:27:40 | |
Nothing has changed. | 0:27:41 | 0:27:43 | |
That's impossible, and you know it. | 0:27:49 | 0:27:52 | |
It is not impossible, and he knows it. | 0:27:52 | 0:27:55 | |
Who? | 0:27:55 | 0:27:57 | |
-Lord Shen! I saw a panda! -A panda? | 0:27:57 | 0:28:00 | |
A kung fu warrior. It fought like a demon! | 0:28:02 | 0:28:04 | |
Big and furry. | 0:28:04 | 0:28:06 | |
Soft and squishy. Kind of plush and cuddly. | 0:28:06 | 0:28:09 | |
There are no more pandas. | 0:28:09 | 0:28:13 | |
Even with his poor eyesight, he can see the truth. | 0:28:13 | 0:28:16 | |
Why is it that you cannot? | 0:28:16 | 0:28:20 | |
Find this panda and bring him to me! | 0:28:20 | 0:28:23 | |
Yes, sir! | 0:28:23 | 0:28:25 | |
One panda lives. That does not make you right. | 0:28:25 | 0:28:29 | |
You're right. Being right makes me right. | 0:28:29 | 0:28:33 | |
Then I will kill him and make you wrong. | 0:28:33 | 0:28:37 | |
Will you stop that! | 0:28:38 | 0:28:40 | |
That must be Shen's palace on the other side of the city. | 0:28:52 | 0:28:55 | |
Great. We'll march into the tower and proclaim, | 0:28:55 | 0:28:58 | |
"We are the Dragon Warrior and the Furious Five, | 0:28:58 | 0:29:00 | |
and we are here to bring you to justice"! | 0:29:00 | 0:29:02 | |
What are you doing? This place is crawling with wolves. | 0:29:05 | 0:29:08 | |
Hey, isn't that the guy who hammered you in the face? | 0:29:13 | 0:29:15 | |
I do not like that guy. | 0:29:19 | 0:29:20 | |
We need to get to that tower without being spotted by those wolves. | 0:29:20 | 0:29:24 | |
Got it. Stealth mode. | 0:29:24 | 0:29:27 | |
Get out of the way! Foiled again. | 0:29:49 | 0:29:51 | |
Now, where'd those noodles go? | 0:29:53 | 0:29:55 | |
Hello. I couldn't help but... | 0:30:01 | 0:30:04 | |
Yeah, OK. Anyway, where was I? | 0:30:04 | 0:30:07 | |
-Where's Po? -How can we lose a guy that big? | 0:30:07 | 0:30:09 | |
OK. | 0:30:12 | 0:30:14 | |
Guys! Guys? | 0:30:20 | 0:30:22 | |
-Hey, Po. -What?! -Sorry. | 0:30:22 | 0:30:24 | |
So that was stealth mode, huh? | 0:30:24 | 0:30:25 | |
To be honest, not one of my stronger modes. | 0:30:25 | 0:30:28 | |
...gold in there, come on! | 0:30:28 | 0:30:30 | |
This rice is raw! | 0:30:31 | 0:30:33 | |
You stole all my metal pots for Lord Shen! | 0:30:33 | 0:30:35 | |
Either you cook my rice or I cook you! | 0:30:35 | 0:30:39 | |
-My apologies, but... -Po, do something. | 0:30:39 | 0:30:41 | |
How am I supposed to help her cook rice without getting caught? | 0:30:41 | 0:30:44 | |
-Wait, I have a better idea. -..two... | 0:30:44 | 0:30:46 | |
...one. | 0:30:46 | 0:30:47 | |
-Hey. -Hey. | 0:30:47 | 0:30:49 | |
We're here to liberate the city and bring Shen to justice. | 0:31:00 | 0:31:02 | |
-You will need help. -Thank you, brave sheep, | 0:31:02 | 0:31:04 | |
but it's too dangerous. I can't let you. | 0:31:04 | 0:31:06 | |
Oh, no, not me. It's not safe to speak here. | 0:31:06 | 0:31:09 | |
Right. | 0:31:09 | 0:31:10 | |
I'm talking about Masters Ox and Croc. | 0:31:12 | 0:31:15 | |
They're in Gongmen Jail on Black Dragon Alley. | 0:31:15 | 0:31:18 | |
What? They're still alive? | 0:31:18 | 0:31:20 | |
They must be in that jail gathering intelligence, | 0:31:20 | 0:31:22 | |
hatching a plot to use their awesomeness to defeat the weapon! | 0:31:22 | 0:31:25 | |
OK, let's go! | 0:31:25 | 0:31:27 | |
-Thanks, sheep. -Hey! Stop that costume! | 0:31:27 | 0:31:30 | |
Hold it right there! Get them! | 0:31:30 | 0:31:32 | |
-Get them! -Sorry! | 0:31:32 | 0:31:34 | |
Take that! | 0:31:34 | 0:31:36 | |
-Keep going! -Faster! | 0:31:36 | 0:31:37 | |
Hey, stop! | 0:31:38 | 0:31:39 | |
Look out! Watch it! Sorry! | 0:31:59 | 0:32:01 | |
Surround him. | 0:32:01 | 0:32:02 | |
Now! | 0:32:04 | 0:32:06 | |
Gotcha! | 0:32:06 | 0:32:07 | |
-What? -Where'd he go? | 0:32:08 | 0:32:10 | |
-Spread out! Search everywhere! -What about over there? | 0:32:10 | 0:32:13 | |
-Is "there" a part of "everywhere"? -I... I guess. | 0:32:13 | 0:32:17 | |
Then search there! | 0:32:17 | 0:32:18 | |
They must be close. I can feel a kung fu chill riding up my spine. | 0:32:23 | 0:32:26 | |
Sorry, Po. It's just me. | 0:32:26 | 0:32:28 | |
Look. Gongmen Jail. | 0:32:29 | 0:32:31 | |
Aw, it's cute. | 0:32:35 | 0:32:36 | |
Cute, huh? | 0:32:37 | 0:32:39 | |
Nice work, Po. | 0:32:48 | 0:32:49 | |
At the first sign of trouble, I'll give you a signal. | 0:32:51 | 0:32:53 | |
Ga-ga-gee-gee. | 0:32:53 | 0:32:55 | |
-You mean like Crane does? -Yeah. | 0:32:55 | 0:32:56 | |
Excuse me, when have I ever made that noise? | 0:32:56 | 0:32:59 | |
Master Ox! Master! | 0:32:59 | 0:33:02 | |
The ferocious Master Croc! | 0:33:04 | 0:33:05 | |
And Master Storming Ox. | 0:33:07 | 0:33:10 | |
I can't believe we're rescuing actual legends of kung fu. | 0:33:10 | 0:33:13 | |
We're going to free you from those bonds of injustice. No problem. | 0:33:13 | 0:33:16 | |
Gotta be a key around here. | 0:33:16 | 0:33:17 | |
No, they wouldn't leave a key around here. | 0:33:17 | 0:33:19 | |
Oh, good! You found it. Come on, you guys! Yeah! | 0:33:19 | 0:33:22 | |
We're coming for you, Shen! | 0:33:22 | 0:33:24 | |
Whoo-whoo! | 0:33:24 | 0:33:26 | |
Guys, are we going or not? Do you want to meet us there later? | 0:33:29 | 0:33:33 | |
I mean, you do want to take back your city, right? | 0:33:33 | 0:33:35 | |
Of course we do. | 0:33:35 | 0:33:36 | |
But if we stand up to Shen, he will turn the weapon on the city. | 0:33:36 | 0:33:39 | |
Listen to yourself. You're protecting Gongmen City | 0:33:39 | 0:33:42 | |
by not protecting Gongmen City? | 0:33:42 | 0:33:44 | |
-If we all fight together... -Then the weapon would kill everyone. | 0:33:44 | 0:33:48 | |
Oh, would it? Then we use...a sneak attack! | 0:33:48 | 0:33:52 | |
-We get inside and then... -And then you will be stopped... | 0:33:52 | 0:33:55 | |
..by the unstoppable weapon. | 0:33:58 | 0:33:59 | |
Nothing's unstoppable except for me when I'm stopping you | 0:33:59 | 0:34:02 | |
from telling me something's unstoppable! | 0:34:02 | 0:34:04 | |
Master Ox, I'm not letting you stay in this cell. | 0:34:14 | 0:34:17 | |
I'd like to see you get me out! | 0:34:17 | 0:34:19 | |
You guys see that? It's called being awesome. | 0:34:24 | 0:34:27 | |
Come on! Whatever happened to being heroes? | 0:34:27 | 0:34:29 | |
The only hero in this town is a dead one! | 0:34:29 | 0:34:31 | |
Like I said, you are not getting me out of this cell! | 0:34:36 | 0:34:39 | |
Yes! | 0:34:42 | 0:34:44 | |
All right, let's go! | 0:34:44 | 0:34:46 | |
I get the top bunk. | 0:34:46 | 0:34:48 | |
It's time to surrender, panda. Kung fu is dead. | 0:34:50 | 0:34:54 | |
I... | 0:34:54 | 0:34:56 | |
You... | 0:34:58 | 0:35:00 | |
Kung fu is dead? Fine! | 0:35:00 | 0:35:03 | |
You stay in your prison of fear with bars made of hopelessness. | 0:35:03 | 0:35:06 | |
And all you get are three square meals a day of shame! | 0:35:06 | 0:35:09 | |
With despair for dessert. | 0:35:09 | 0:35:11 | |
We'll take on Shen and prove to all those who are hungry | 0:35:11 | 0:35:14 | |
for justice and honour that kung fu still lives! | 0:35:14 | 0:35:18 | |
Yeah! | 0:35:18 | 0:35:20 | |
Monkey?! | 0:35:22 | 0:35:24 | |
Ca-ca! | 0:35:24 | 0:35:25 | |
You! You're mine! | 0:35:25 | 0:35:26 | |
I'll tell you what's going to be yours! | 0:35:26 | 0:35:29 | |
My fist in your plush, cuddly, super-soft face! | 0:35:29 | 0:35:31 | |
Get him! | 0:35:34 | 0:35:36 | |
-Get me out of here! -Yes, sir! | 0:35:36 | 0:35:38 | |
Stop him! | 0:35:38 | 0:35:39 | |
Faster! | 0:35:42 | 0:35:44 | |
Yeah! Go, go! | 0:35:47 | 0:35:50 | |
-Lose him! -Yes, sir! | 0:35:50 | 0:35:52 | |
-Viper! -Hang on! | 0:35:53 | 0:35:55 | |
-What? -Watch out! | 0:36:04 | 0:36:07 | |
Uncool! Very uncool! | 0:36:10 | 0:36:12 | |
Try this! | 0:36:12 | 0:36:14 | |
Guys, guys, guys! | 0:36:14 | 0:36:16 | |
Maybe something smaller! | 0:36:21 | 0:36:23 | |
No, no! Oh, no, no. | 0:36:23 | 0:36:25 | |
Cute bunnies, off the face. Excuse me! OK, pardon me! | 0:36:29 | 0:36:32 | |
Fire! | 0:36:41 | 0:36:43 | |
We've lost them. | 0:36:43 | 0:36:45 | |
Again! Again! | 0:36:54 | 0:36:56 | |
Crane, catch! | 0:36:56 | 0:36:58 | |
Gotcha! | 0:37:01 | 0:37:02 | |
Guys, guys, guys, guys, give me a shove! | 0:37:11 | 0:37:14 | |
Mantis, now! | 0:37:14 | 0:37:16 | |
Is that all you got? It feels like I'm fighting a big old fluffy cloud! | 0:37:28 | 0:37:32 | |
Well, this cloud is about to bring the thunder! | 0:37:32 | 0:37:35 | |
Your turn! | 0:37:37 | 0:37:39 | |
Why...are...there... so...many...signs?! | 0:37:41 | 0:37:44 | |
Come here! Alaka-squasho! | 0:37:59 | 0:38:01 | |
Yes! Taste the defeat! | 0:38:03 | 0:38:06 | |
Let me tell you something. | 0:38:06 | 0:38:08 | |
Next time you mess with a panda, you better bring a whole a... | 0:38:08 | 0:38:10 | |
Guess nobody told you, | 0:38:20 | 0:38:22 | |
if you mess with the wolf, you get the fangs. | 0:38:22 | 0:38:25 | |
I've hit you twice. What are you going to do now? | 0:38:25 | 0:38:29 | |
We surrender! | 0:38:31 | 0:38:33 | |
You can chain my body, but you will never chain my...warrior spirit. | 0:38:37 | 0:38:41 | |
-Hey, don't forget the little guy. -Did you just call...? | 0:38:41 | 0:38:43 | |
-Po, what are you doing? -Trust me. I got a pl... | 0:38:43 | 0:38:47 | |
No way. Eight-point acupressure cuffs? | 0:38:48 | 0:38:51 | |
Just like the ones that held Tai Lung. | 0:38:51 | 0:38:53 | |
The more you move, the tighter they get. | 0:38:53 | 0:38:55 | |
These are the best cuffs! | 0:38:55 | 0:38:57 | |
Greetings, panda. At last we meet! | 0:38:59 | 0:39:02 | |
No, no, no... | 0:39:03 | 0:39:05 | |
We meet at last! Yes, that's it. | 0:39:08 | 0:39:12 | |
Greetings, panda. We meet at... | 0:39:12 | 0:39:15 | |
-You are afraid for a reason. -I am not afraid. | 0:39:16 | 0:39:20 | |
He is coming to me in chains. | 0:39:20 | 0:39:23 | |
-If anyone should be afraid, it's... -You. | 0:39:23 | 0:39:25 | |
Don't even think about it. | 0:39:28 | 0:39:30 | |
I hope this turns out better than | 0:39:43 | 0:39:44 | |
your plan to cook rice in your stomach | 0:39:44 | 0:39:46 | |
by eating it raw and then drinking boiling water. | 0:39:46 | 0:39:48 | |
This plan's nothing like that plan. | 0:39:48 | 0:39:50 | |
-How? -Cos this one's going to work. | 0:39:50 | 0:39:52 | |
Keep moving. | 0:40:04 | 0:40:06 | |
Ah, my old enemy... | 0:40:12 | 0:40:14 | |
..stairs. | 0:40:19 | 0:40:21 | |
THUMPING | 0:40:31 | 0:40:33 | |
Thanks for carrying me those last few flights. OK. | 0:40:48 | 0:40:51 | |
I threw up a little bit on the third floor. | 0:40:51 | 0:40:54 | |
Someone might want to clean that up. | 0:40:54 | 0:40:55 | |
Is there some sort of evil janitor or something? | 0:40:55 | 0:40:58 | |
Greetings, panda. | 0:40:58 | 0:40:59 | |
-We meet at... -Hey, how you doing? | 0:40:59 | 0:41:02 | |
Hey. | 0:41:03 | 0:41:05 | |
You've grown up bigger than I thought. | 0:41:05 | 0:41:08 | |
Hey...enough with the poking around. | 0:41:08 | 0:41:11 | |
Strong. Healthy. | 0:41:11 | 0:41:13 | |
Look, I don't know who you are, but please stand aside, sir. | 0:41:13 | 0:41:16 | |
-That's a lady. -Oh! Sorry. | 0:41:16 | 0:41:19 | |
The beard threw me. It's kind of misleading. | 0:41:19 | 0:41:21 | |
-False advertising. -Enough of this nonsense! | 0:41:21 | 0:41:25 | |
Bring the prisoners to me. | 0:41:25 | 0:41:26 | |
Sorry, ma'am. Get ready, guys. | 0:41:26 | 0:41:28 | |
Keep your eyes peeled for the... weapon! | 0:41:28 | 0:41:31 | |
Sparrow kick! | 0:41:35 | 0:41:36 | |
We did it! I just kung fu-ed it! | 0:41:38 | 0:41:39 | |
Did you guys see that? I was all like... | 0:41:39 | 0:41:41 | |
Whaa... | 0:41:41 | 0:41:43 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:41:47 | 0:41:50 | |
Do you actually believe this is the warrior destined to defeat me? | 0:41:50 | 0:41:53 | |
I do not. I know he is. | 0:41:53 | 0:41:56 | |
Oh, look at him. A lifetime to plot his revenge | 0:41:57 | 0:42:01 | |
-and he comes to me on his knees. -What? A lifetime? | 0:42:01 | 0:42:04 | |
I did not have a lifetime. | 0:42:04 | 0:42:06 | |
We only heard about Master Rhino a few days ago, | 0:42:06 | 0:42:08 | |
-and we came to avenge him! -You've come to avenge nothing else? | 0:42:08 | 0:42:12 | |
Well, yeah. All the pots and pans that you stole. | 0:42:12 | 0:42:15 | |
-I'm going to want those back. -Nothing else? | 0:42:15 | 0:42:17 | |
You probably did some other evil stuff along the way. I don't know. | 0:42:17 | 0:42:20 | |
-What else did you do? -You don't know? | 0:42:20 | 0:42:22 | |
Know what? What's so funny? | 0:42:22 | 0:42:25 | |
The very thing that you clearly do not know! | 0:42:25 | 0:42:28 | |
OK, enough of these riddles! Would you guys spill the beans? | 0:42:28 | 0:42:32 | |
First, we come in and the weapon is tiny. Surprise, it's big. | 0:42:32 | 0:42:35 | |
And then the lady over here, I think it's a guy, cos he's got... | 0:42:35 | 0:42:38 | |
Whoa! | 0:42:38 | 0:42:39 | |
The only reason you are still alive | 0:42:39 | 0:42:42 | |
is that I find your stupidity mildly amusing. | 0:42:42 | 0:42:47 | |
Well, thank you. But I find your evilness extremely annoying. | 0:42:47 | 0:42:50 | |
Who do you think you are, panda? | 0:42:50 | 0:42:52 | |
Who do you think I am, peacock? | 0:42:52 | 0:42:54 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:42:57 | 0:43:00 | |
Why are we laughing?! | 0:43:03 | 0:43:05 | |
Take aim. | 0:43:06 | 0:43:07 | |
Fire. | 0:43:18 | 0:43:19 | |
Well, light the...thing! | 0:43:22 | 0:43:26 | |
I did! | 0:43:26 | 0:43:28 | |
Fear the bug! | 0:43:32 | 0:43:34 | |
Get the weapon! | 0:43:43 | 0:43:44 | |
Tigress! | 0:43:46 | 0:43:48 | |
You... You were there. | 0:44:19 | 0:44:21 | |
Yes. Yes, I was. | 0:44:21 | 0:44:24 | |
-You just let Shen get away! -At least we destroyed the weapon. | 0:44:31 | 0:44:34 | |
Fire! | 0:44:39 | 0:44:40 | |
Oh. No, he's got way more. | 0:44:43 | 0:44:45 | |
-My wing! -Help, Po! | 0:44:50 | 0:44:52 | |
Coming! | 0:44:52 | 0:44:54 | |
-Watch out! -Po! | 0:44:54 | 0:44:57 | |
-Help me up! -No. Get him down. | 0:45:00 | 0:45:03 | |
Use the ropes. | 0:45:03 | 0:45:04 | |
Run, run, little panda! | 0:45:13 | 0:45:15 | |
-Po, come on. We need you to focus! -I got it, I got it! | 0:45:26 | 0:45:29 | |
Bring it down! | 0:45:29 | 0:45:30 | |
-We're trapped! -This way! | 0:45:34 | 0:45:36 | |
Goodbye! | 0:45:40 | 0:45:41 | |
Fire! | 0:45:44 | 0:45:46 | |
Get back! | 0:45:47 | 0:45:48 | |
The only way out is up. | 0:45:56 | 0:45:58 | |
What? | 0:45:58 | 0:46:00 | |
Follow me! Come on! | 0:46:11 | 0:46:14 | |
Where are they going? | 0:46:14 | 0:46:15 | |
-To the top! -Come on! Keep going! | 0:46:15 | 0:46:18 | |
Here we go! | 0:46:25 | 0:46:26 | |
You idiot! | 0:46:44 | 0:46:46 | |
My nose! | 0:46:46 | 0:46:47 | |
Call in the wolves! All of them! | 0:46:47 | 0:46:50 | |
I want them ready to move! | 0:46:50 | 0:46:52 | |
The Year of the Peacock begins now! | 0:46:52 | 0:46:56 | |
Right now? Cos it's the middle of the year, | 0:46:56 | 0:46:58 | |
so you'd only get like a half of the Year of the Peacock. | 0:46:58 | 0:47:02 | |
And this is the Year, of course, of the Peacock. | 0:47:03 | 0:47:06 | |
Happy New Year, sir. | 0:47:06 | 0:47:08 | |
Get the wolves ready. We're loading the ships now. | 0:47:11 | 0:47:16 | |
Now! | 0:47:16 | 0:47:17 | |
Now, now, now, now, now! | 0:47:17 | 0:47:19 | |
Move! Move, move, move, move! | 0:47:19 | 0:47:22 | |
This way. | 0:47:37 | 0:47:39 | |
Let's go. | 0:47:43 | 0:47:45 | |
Oh, you! | 0:47:50 | 0:47:51 | |
What did you do? It's chaos up there. | 0:47:51 | 0:47:53 | |
What happened to stopping Shen? | 0:47:53 | 0:47:55 | |
Yeah. | 0:47:56 | 0:47:58 | |
Guys, come on. Give me a little credit. | 0:47:59 | 0:48:01 | |
I meant for him to get away. | 0:48:01 | 0:48:04 | |
cos...it was a trick. It was a plot. | 0:48:04 | 0:48:07 | |
I was thinking... I'll figure out his plot more. | 0:48:07 | 0:48:12 | |
That makes no sense. | 0:48:12 | 0:48:14 | |
What do you mean? Sure it does. | 0:48:14 | 0:48:16 | |
Po, the truth. You had Shen. What happened? | 0:48:16 | 0:48:19 | |
What are you talking about? I don't know what you're talking about. | 0:48:19 | 0:48:21 | |
I... Yeah... OK, he caught me off guard. | 0:48:21 | 0:48:24 | |
The truth. | 0:48:24 | 0:48:26 | |
Fine. They will keep you far from danger. | 0:48:29 | 0:48:33 | |
-Real far. -What? | 0:48:33 | 0:48:35 | |
You're staying here. | 0:48:35 | 0:48:38 | |
Wait! I have to go ba... | 0:48:38 | 0:48:40 | |
You're staying here! | 0:48:45 | 0:48:48 | |
I'm going. And you can't stop me. | 0:48:48 | 0:48:50 | |
OK. I wasn't ready that time. | 0:48:53 | 0:48:55 | |
Guys? Don't. | 0:48:55 | 0:48:57 | |
Ready. | 0:48:57 | 0:48:59 | |
Look! | 0:48:59 | 0:49:00 | |
Stay down. | 0:49:12 | 0:49:13 | |
-I have to get to him. -Then tell me why! | 0:49:14 | 0:49:17 | |
He was there! OK? | 0:49:20 | 0:49:22 | |
The peacock was there the last time I saw my parents. | 0:49:22 | 0:49:25 | |
He knows what happened. Where I came from. | 0:49:25 | 0:49:29 | |
Who I am. | 0:49:29 | 0:49:31 | |
Look, I'm going. | 0:49:35 | 0:49:37 | |
I have to know. | 0:49:37 | 0:49:40 | |
The hard core can't understand. | 0:49:40 | 0:49:42 | |
Tigress, no! | 0:49:42 | 0:49:44 | |
The hard core do understand. | 0:49:48 | 0:49:50 | |
But I can't watch my friend be killed. | 0:49:51 | 0:49:54 | |
-We're going. -Maybe you can't watch me be killed? | 0:49:55 | 0:49:59 | |
-Stop being a wimp. -And she's back. | 0:49:59 | 0:50:02 | |
'No. Don't worry, kid. You're better off here.' | 0:50:04 | 0:50:08 | |
You were wrong, Soothsayer. We sail to victory tonight. | 0:50:17 | 0:50:22 | |
Your magic panda is clearly a fool. | 0:50:22 | 0:50:24 | |
Are you certain it is the panda who is a fool? | 0:50:24 | 0:50:27 | |
You just destroyed your ancestral home, Shen. | 0:50:27 | 0:50:30 | |
A trivial sacrifice... when all of China is my reward. | 0:50:30 | 0:50:35 | |
Then will you finally be satisfied? | 0:50:35 | 0:50:37 | |
Will the subjugation of the whole world finally make you feel better? | 0:50:37 | 0:50:42 | |
It's a start. I might also convert the basement into a dungeon. | 0:50:42 | 0:50:46 | |
The cup you choose to fill has no bottom. | 0:50:49 | 0:50:51 | |
It is time to stop this madness. | 0:50:51 | 0:50:54 | |
Why on earth would I do that? | 0:50:55 | 0:50:57 | |
So your parents can rest in peace. | 0:50:57 | 0:51:00 | |
My parents hated me. | 0:51:00 | 0:51:03 | |
Do you understand? | 0:51:04 | 0:51:07 | |
They wronged me... and I will make it right. | 0:51:07 | 0:51:12 | |
They loved you. | 0:51:12 | 0:51:14 | |
They loved you so much that having to send you away killed them. | 0:51:14 | 0:51:18 | |
The dead exist in the past... and I must tend to the future. | 0:51:21 | 0:51:26 | |
Set the soothsayer free. She's no use to me. | 0:51:31 | 0:51:35 | |
Goodbye, Shen. I wish you happiness. | 0:51:35 | 0:51:39 | |
Happiness must be taken. | 0:51:39 | 0:51:41 | |
And I will take mine. | 0:51:43 | 0:51:45 | |
Hurry it up! Move it! | 0:52:06 | 0:52:09 | |
If all of those weapons leave the building, China will fall. | 0:52:10 | 0:52:13 | |
-We bring down the building. -Hey, guys. How about this? | 0:52:13 | 0:52:17 | |
-This will work! -All right, let's go. | 0:52:20 | 0:52:22 | |
I can't feel my face. | 0:52:22 | 0:52:23 | |
Did you hear him call it Year of the Peacock? | 0:52:38 | 0:52:41 | |
-Hey. -Hey. | 0:52:41 | 0:52:44 | |
OK. So, keep it cool. Keep it cool. Keep it cool. | 0:52:44 | 0:52:46 | |
You! Where are you going? | 0:52:46 | 0:52:48 | |
On your feet! And wipe those stupid grins off your faces. | 0:52:49 | 0:52:53 | |
Move, you dogs! Faster, faster! Load them all! | 0:53:06 | 0:53:09 | |
Greetings, panda. | 0:53:19 | 0:53:21 | |
-Tell me what happened that night. -What night? | 0:53:25 | 0:53:28 | |
-That night. -Ah, that night. | 0:53:28 | 0:53:31 | |
Yes! We're talking about the same night, right? | 0:53:31 | 0:53:34 | |
Yes, I was there. Yes. I watched as your parents abandoned you. | 0:53:34 | 0:53:38 | |
It's a terrible thing. I believe it went something like this. | 0:53:38 | 0:53:43 | |
Here's your New Year's gift. | 0:53:52 | 0:53:54 | |
Hope you like it, cos you can't return it. | 0:53:54 | 0:53:56 | |
Po? What's he doing here? | 0:53:58 | 0:54:01 | |
Return it! Return it! | 0:54:01 | 0:54:02 | |
Are you willing to die to find the truth? | 0:54:14 | 0:54:16 | |
You bet I am. Although I'd prefer not to. | 0:54:16 | 0:54:20 | |
We got them. Go! | 0:54:42 | 0:54:43 | |
You looking for me? | 0:55:04 | 0:55:06 | |
I said that too soon, didn't I? | 0:55:12 | 0:55:14 | |
Po! | 0:55:22 | 0:55:23 | |
Po, get away from him. | 0:55:28 | 0:55:29 | |
I'll get up. Here we go. | 0:55:29 | 0:55:31 | |
-No more running, Shen. -So it seems. | 0:55:34 | 0:55:37 | |
Now...answers. | 0:55:37 | 0:55:39 | |
Oh, you want to know so badly. | 0:55:39 | 0:55:42 | |
You think knowing will heal you, huh? | 0:55:42 | 0:55:45 | |
Fill some crater in your soul? | 0:55:45 | 0:55:49 | |
Well, here's your answer. | 0:55:49 | 0:55:52 | |
Your parents didn't love you. | 0:55:52 | 0:55:55 | |
But here... | 0:55:55 | 0:55:57 | |
let me heal you! | 0:55:57 | 0:56:00 | |
No! | 0:56:06 | 0:56:08 | |
Yeah, like you could make me drink that... | 0:57:19 | 0:57:21 | |
If I wanted you dead, I would have left you in that river. | 0:57:25 | 0:57:30 | |
-Well, why save me? -So you can fulfil your destiny. | 0:57:30 | 0:57:34 | |
What are you talking about? Where am I? | 0:57:34 | 0:57:37 | |
What is this place? | 0:57:39 | 0:57:41 | |
I'm surprised you remember so little. | 0:57:41 | 0:57:45 | |
But you were so little when it happened. | 0:57:45 | 0:57:48 | |
Perhaps you do remember. | 0:57:53 | 0:57:56 | |
What? It's just a stupid nightmare. | 0:57:56 | 0:57:58 | |
Nightmare? Or memory? | 0:57:58 | 0:58:00 | |
This was a thriving village. | 0:58:29 | 0:58:32 | |
Young Shen was in line to rule Gongmen City. | 0:58:32 | 0:58:36 | |
But he wanted more. | 0:58:36 | 0:58:38 | |
I foretold that someone would stand in his way. A panda. | 0:58:38 | 0:58:43 | |
But I never could have foretold what came next. | 0:58:43 | 0:58:47 | |
Get them all! | 0:59:00 | 0:59:01 | |
Take our son and run away! Go! | 0:59:08 | 0:59:11 | |
Stop fighting. Let it flow. | 0:59:24 | 0:59:27 | |
Your story may not have such a happy beginning, | 1:01:26 | 1:01:30 | |
but that doesn't make you who you are. | 1:01:30 | 1:01:33 | |
It is the rest of your story. | 1:01:33 | 1:01:36 | |
Who you choose to be. | 1:01:36 | 1:01:39 | |
So, who are you, panda? | 1:02:09 | 1:02:13 | |
I am Po. | 1:02:21 | 1:02:22 | |
And I'm going to need a hat. | 1:02:24 | 1:02:26 | |
Such sad, sad faces. | 1:02:35 | 1:02:38 | |
But now is a time only for joy. | 1:02:38 | 1:02:40 | |
You are going to be part of something beautiful. | 1:02:40 | 1:02:44 | |
Once we reach the harbour, in front of all the world, | 1:02:46 | 1:02:50 | |
you and your precious kung fu will die. | 1:02:50 | 1:02:54 | |
Then China will know to bow before me. | 1:02:56 | 1:03:01 | |
Set sail! | 1:03:01 | 1:03:03 | |
What is that? | 1:03:14 | 1:03:15 | |
Honestly, guys, I never thought I'd die like this. | 1:03:35 | 1:03:38 | |
I always thought I'd meet a nice girl and settle down and... | 1:03:38 | 1:03:41 | |
..then she'd eat my head. | 1:03:41 | 1:03:43 | |
-So sad. -We cannot give up hope. | 1:03:43 | 1:03:45 | |
Po would want us to remain strong. Hard-core. Right, Tigress? | 1:03:45 | 1:03:50 | |
-Lord Shen, what about the bridge? -Nothing stands in my way. | 1:03:57 | 1:04:02 | |
Fire! | 1:04:02 | 1:04:03 | |
You coward! | 1:04:12 | 1:04:14 | |
Po? | 1:04:23 | 1:04:24 | |
Po? | 1:04:26 | 1:04:27 | |
How many times do I have to kill the same stinking panda? | 1:04:29 | 1:04:34 | |
Shen! | 1:04:44 | 1:04:45 | |
A panda stands between you and your... (INAUDIBLE) | 1:04:45 | 1:04:50 | |
What? | 1:04:50 | 1:04:51 | |
Prepare yourself for a hot serving of... (INAUDIBLE) | 1:04:51 | 1:04:55 | |
Your reign of terror comes to an end. | 1:04:55 | 1:04:57 | |
-What? -And now, free the Five! | 1:04:57 | 1:05:00 | |
Disc of Destruction! | 1:05:00 | 1:05:02 | |
OK. Take aim! | 1:05:12 | 1:05:15 | |
Ready? | 1:05:26 | 1:05:28 | |
-You can't follow me. -Just get him! | 1:05:48 | 1:05:51 | |
-Yeah. Here we go. -Come on! | 1:05:56 | 1:05:58 | |
No, no, no, don't shoot! Don't shoot! | 1:06:04 | 1:06:06 | |
No, don't shoot! | 1:06:06 | 1:06:07 | |
-Don't shoot! -Don't shoot! | 1:06:07 | 1:06:10 | |
-You don't shoot! -I won't shoot if you won't shoot. | 1:06:10 | 1:06:12 | |
Yeah! | 1:06:14 | 1:06:15 | |
-Don't shoot! Cross fire! -Attack! | 1:06:15 | 1:06:18 | |
-Catch of Freedom! -Monkey! | 1:06:24 | 1:06:27 | |
Impressive, Dragon Warrior. What's your plan? | 1:06:31 | 1:06:34 | |
-Step one, free the Five. -What's step two? | 1:06:34 | 1:06:36 | |
Honestly, I didn't think I'd make it this far. | 1:06:36 | 1:06:38 | |
Po! | 1:06:38 | 1:06:39 | |
Stop Shen before he gets to the harbour. | 1:06:39 | 1:06:41 | |
Nice! | 1:06:46 | 1:06:48 | |
Viper, Puppet of Death! | 1:06:50 | 1:06:52 | |
Tigress! | 1:06:52 | 1:06:53 | |
Master Ox! Jump! | 1:07:01 | 1:07:03 | |
-And Croc! -Vengeance is served. | 1:07:03 | 1:07:06 | |
-Why did you...? -Your friend there is very persuasive. | 1:07:06 | 1:07:09 | |
Master Shifu! | 1:07:16 | 1:07:17 | |
Quickly. Use their boats to block the way. | 1:07:19 | 1:07:22 | |
Crane! | 1:07:32 | 1:07:34 | |
Wings of Justice! | 1:07:34 | 1:07:36 | |
Yeah! | 1:07:37 | 1:07:39 | |
What?! | 1:07:45 | 1:07:46 | |
I love you guys. | 1:07:55 | 1:07:59 | |
Why aren't we firing? | 1:08:08 | 1:08:10 | |
They're taking out our gunners, sir. They're getting close. | 1:08:10 | 1:08:13 | |
Fire! Fire at them! | 1:08:15 | 1:08:18 | |
-But, sir, we'll kill our own. -I said fire at them! | 1:08:18 | 1:08:22 | |
Fire! | 1:08:22 | 1:08:23 | |
No. | 1:08:25 | 1:08:26 | |
Po! | 1:08:34 | 1:08:35 | |
Tigress? | 1:09:09 | 1:09:10 | |
As you wish. | 1:09:58 | 1:10:00 | |
Let's finish this. | 1:10:00 | 1:10:01 | |
Fire! | 1:10:24 | 1:10:25 | |
'Inner peace.' | 1:10:30 | 1:10:32 | |
Again! | 1:10:58 | 1:10:59 | |
Yeah! | 1:11:06 | 1:11:07 | |
Kill him! Somebody kill him! | 1:11:08 | 1:11:11 | |
What? No. No! | 1:11:32 | 1:11:35 | |
Keep firing! Keep firing! | 1:11:41 | 1:11:44 | |
Skadoosh. | 1:12:04 | 1:12:05 | |
How did you...? | 1:12:34 | 1:12:35 | |
How did you do it? | 1:12:36 | 1:12:38 | |
You know, you just keep your elbows up and keep the shoulders loose. | 1:12:41 | 1:12:45 | |
Not that. How did you find peace? | 1:12:45 | 1:12:48 | |
I took away your parents. Everything. | 1:12:48 | 1:12:52 | |
I scarred you for life. | 1:12:52 | 1:12:54 | |
See, that's the thing, Shen. Scars heal. | 1:12:54 | 1:12:58 | |
No, they don't. Wounds heal. | 1:12:58 | 1:13:02 | |
Oh, yeah. What do scars do? They fade, I guess? | 1:13:02 | 1:13:04 | |
-I don't care what scars do. -You should, Shen. | 1:13:04 | 1:13:09 | |
You gotta let go of that stuff from the past, cos it just doesn't matter. | 1:13:09 | 1:13:13 | |
The only thing that matters is what you choose to be now. | 1:13:13 | 1:13:17 | |
You're right. | 1:13:17 | 1:13:19 | |
Then I choose... this! | 1:13:19 | 1:13:21 | |
That was pretty hard-core. | 1:14:12 | 1:14:14 | |
-Po! -You did it! | 1:14:22 | 1:14:24 | |
-Come here! -Yeah! Don't ever do that again, please. | 1:14:24 | 1:14:27 | |
It seems you have found inner peace. | 1:14:27 | 1:14:31 | |
And at such a young age. | 1:14:31 | 1:14:33 | |
Well, I had a pretty good teacher. | 1:14:33 | 1:14:35 | |
What do you mean he's not here? It's my son's birthday. | 1:14:55 | 1:14:59 | |
All he wanted was to meet the Dragon Warrior. | 1:14:59 | 1:15:01 | |
How about some tofu birthday cake instead, huh? | 1:15:01 | 1:15:04 | |
You know, I think we'll just try again another time. | 1:15:04 | 1:15:07 | |
When do you think he'll be back? | 1:15:07 | 1:15:08 | |
I don't know. OK, I don't know. Maybe never. | 1:15:11 | 1:15:15 | |
I mean, I worry, OK? But that's my job, I'm his dad. | 1:15:15 | 1:15:18 | |
At least, I was his dad. | 1:15:18 | 1:15:21 | |
Why did he have to go and save China? I know why. | 1:15:21 | 1:15:24 | |
But why? He's just one little panda. | 1:15:24 | 1:15:28 | |
So, how did it go? Did you save China? | 1:15:43 | 1:15:46 | |
Yep. | 1:15:47 | 1:15:49 | |
Well, I knew you would. | 1:15:49 | 1:15:51 | |
That's why I had new signs made. | 1:15:51 | 1:15:53 | |
"My son saved China. You, too, can save. | 1:15:53 | 1:15:55 | |
"Buy one dumpling, get one free." | 1:15:55 | 1:15:58 | |
Hey, that's a pretty good deal. | 1:15:58 | 1:15:59 | |
-Would you like to try one? -Maybe later. | 1:15:59 | 1:16:02 | |
There's something I should tell you. | 1:16:05 | 1:16:07 | |
While I was gone, I found the village where I was born. | 1:16:09 | 1:16:14 | |
I found out how I ended up in that radish basket. | 1:16:15 | 1:16:19 | |
You did? | 1:16:19 | 1:16:21 | |
-I know who I am. -You do? | 1:16:21 | 1:16:25 | |
I'm your son. | 1:16:27 | 1:16:28 | |
I love you, Dad. | 1:16:34 | 1:16:36 | |
I love you, too, son. | 1:16:37 | 1:16:38 | |
Delicious, fat radishes! | 1:16:42 | 1:16:44 | |
You're probably hungry. Let me make you something to eat. | 1:16:44 | 1:16:47 | |
What are you talking about? I'll cook. | 1:16:47 | 1:16:48 | |
-No, no, I'll cook. -Dad! | 1:16:48 | 1:16:50 | |
Well, it's the least I can do. You saved China. | 1:16:50 | 1:16:52 | |
No, it's the least I can do. You raised me. | 1:16:52 | 1:16:55 | |
-Po. -Dad. | 1:16:55 | 1:16:56 | |
-Po! -OK. | 1:16:56 | 1:16:57 | |
Let's both cook. Together. | 1:16:57 | 1:17:00 | |
Together. | 1:17:00 | 1:17:01 | |
No, I'll cook. | 1:17:01 | 1:17:03 | |
My son is alive. | 1:17:36 | 1:17:39 |