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Mr Peabody & Sherman

Fun-packed family animation. Super-smart dog Mr Peabody has to come to the rescue when his human son takes their time machine out for a spin - playing havoc with history.


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PEABODY: Our story begins high over New York City

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in the luxurious penthouse apartment

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of perhaps the most unlikely genius the world has ever known.

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Oh. Sorry. You caught me doing my yoga.

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You were expecting downward dog, perhaps?

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HE CHUCKLES

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My name is Mr Peabody.

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And since we're going to be spending some time together

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I'd like to tell you a little bit about myself.

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You see, ever since I was a pup it was clear that I was different.

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DOG BARKING

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PEABODY: 'I tried to fit in...'

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No, thank you.

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'..but never could.'

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As I grew, I saw more and more of my littermates

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being chosen by their new families.

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SNARLING

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But for some reason, I never was.

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Come on, boy! Fetch the stick!

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But why? Won't you just throw it again?

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It's an exercise in futility.

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I don't want this one, Mommy. He's sarcastic.

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Wait, wait! Come back! Throw the stick.

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I'll stay, I'll heel, I'll even shake hands.

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Bark, bark?

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'So, without a family of my own'

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I dedicated myself to the pursuit of knowledge,

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culture, and athletics. GASPS OF AWE

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CHEERING

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I received my degree at Harvard.

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Vale-dog-torian, of course.

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-STUDENTS:

-Yay!

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And then, I devoted myself to helping mankind.

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I pioneered new techniques in alternative energy.

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COW FARTS

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-AUDIENCE:

-Yay!

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Resolved geopolitical conflicts around the globe.

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CHEERING

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And in my spare time

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I invented the fist bump, planking, tearaway pants...

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Auto-Tune...

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..the backside ollie

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and Zumba.

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# Now go

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# Stop

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# Drop

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# Pause. #

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But what I'm most proud of is my son, Sherman.

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Hi, Mr Peabody.

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Oh! (Have you told them about the WABAC?)

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(I was just getting to that.)

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When I adopted Sherman, I vowed to be the best father I could be.

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To prepare him for all the wonders of the world,

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present and past.

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And so, Sherman inspired the greatest invention of my life...

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a time machine.

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ELEVATOR BELL DINGS

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Of course, time travel can be a bit unpredictable.

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There are bound to be a few mishaps along the way.

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Let's just say, the Leaning Tower of Pisa wasn't always leaning.

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But there's nothing like learning the lessons of history first-hand. Right, Sherman?

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Where are we going today, Mr Peabody?

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Not "where," Sherman.

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"When."

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Whoa! This is the biggest house I've ever seen!

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It's the Palace of Versailles, home of Marie Antoinette.

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You know, she was mostly famous for one thing.

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Cake!

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I love cake so much.

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SHE GIGGLES

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Marie Antoinette sure likes cake, Mr Peabody.

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Indeed she does.

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Marie was a woman with a prodigious appetite

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for all things covered with frosting.

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But her expensive tastes made her the target of much criticism.

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-Why?

-Because, Sherman, during Marie's reign, the common people

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of France were exceedingly poor.

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You got any bread?

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No! I'm exceedingly poor.

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Now, can we have some cake?

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Mais, oui.

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-Oh, yeah, sorry.

-HE LAUGHS

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"May we" have some cake?

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Mais, oui!

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Maybe she can't hear me through the hair.

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Sherman, what the queen means is...

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Ah! Let them eat cake!

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When the queen heard the poor of Paris could not even buy bread

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she said, "Let them eat cake."

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-No!

-Oui! I heard it myself.

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-It's a scandal!

-It's an outrage!

-Down with the queen!

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Down with the monarchy!

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Wait!

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What kind of cake?

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Vive la revolution!

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CROWD CHANT

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THEY ALL GASP

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Smashing party, Your Majesty.

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But now, I'm afraid Sherman and I must be...

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Sherman? Sherman?

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Sherman!

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Sherman?

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Sherman! Here, Sherman. HE WHISTLES

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Hey, Mr Peabody.

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What are you doing in here?

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Trying these other cakes.

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There's one in here with whipped cream and strawberries that's...

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pretty fantastic!

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Sherman,

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don't you remember why I told you to stay

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close to me during the French Revolution?

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Because after the French Revolution

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-it was going to rain?

-Close.

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I said, "After the French Revolution comes

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"the Reign of Terror!"

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THEY ALL SCREAM

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CROWD: Vive la revolution!

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Round up the aristocrats.

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INDISTINCT CHEERING

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GRUNTS

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GROANS

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CROWD SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY

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The queen and her aristocratic cronies

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must pay the price for their gluttony.

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We will slaughter them like the dogs they are.

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Starting with this one!

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Mr Peabody!

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What should I do?

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Nothing, Sherman. Just stay right there.

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But, Mr Peabody!

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Everything is going to be fine, Sherman.

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Just stay right there.

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-Off with his head!

-CHEERING

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Mr Peabody!

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HE GROANS

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A cantaloupe?

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The lowest of the fruits.

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Who dares to insult me with this melon?

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Get that dog!

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Mr Peabody, how did you escape?

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It's simple, Sherman. I noticed the distance between the sewer lids,

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reasoned that there must be one directly under the guillotine,

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noted the loose board under the basket, computed the angle

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at which the setting sun would bounce off your glasses,

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blinding the executioner,

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and chose that moment to swipe the executioner's melon,

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giving me the added weight to tip the boards, facilitating my exit.

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That's amazing!

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It's not amazing.

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It was just a matter of... keeping my head.

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-SHERMAN LAUGHS

-"Keeping your head."

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I don't get it.

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There he is! After them!

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Come, Sherman, quick!

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Oh, this water tastes terrible.

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Interestingly, that's not water.

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HE SPLUTTERS

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Ha-ha!

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I've got you now.

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Indeed you have, Monsieur Robespierre.

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And what a master of the chase you are.

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-Oh, you noticed?

-Of course.

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Doubling back on me like that. That was genius.

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Thank you.

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I just hope you don't take my little confederate, here.

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-I depend on him so completely.

-Get over here, you.

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Drats! You're devilishly clever.

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I know. And much quicker than you as well.

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But are you quick enough...for this?

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Ha-ha! See? Quick!

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Quick, yes, but not too smart.

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Oh! Another cantaloupe!

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Your sword!

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All right, Sherman, looks like it's time

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for a little pop quiz in the art of fencing.

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Go!

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Attack! Parry! Thrust! Repeat!

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-No.

-Remise!

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Good boy!

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SOLDIERS LAUGH

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HE GRUNTS

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-Oh!

-THEY GASP

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GROWLING

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-THEY GASP

-Huh?

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Ha-ha! You missed!

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I never miss.

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RUMBLING

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THEY GASP

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SOLDIERS SCREAM Hop on!

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Whoa!

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Whoa! Whoa!

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Yeah! Whoa!

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Yeah!

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Do you smell that, Sherman?

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It wasn't me, Mr Peabody.

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I know it wasn't you.

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It's the methane gas in the sewer system.

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And given the fact that it ignites at 306 degrees Fahrenheit

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we're about to use it to blast out of here!

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Hang on!

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Whoo!

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Wow!

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-Nice landing, eh, Sherman?

-Oof!

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So, what did you learn today, Sherman?

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That the French Revolution was crazy.

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How so?

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All those guys getting their heads chopped off

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and nobody standing up and saying it wasn't right.

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And think, Marie Antoinette could have avoided the whole revolution

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if she'd simply issued an edict

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to distribute bread amongst the poor.

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But then, she couldn't have had her dessert.

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Why not, Mr Peabody?

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Because, Sherman, you can't have

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your cake and "edict", too.

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HE LAUGHS

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I don't get it.

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MECHANICAL HUMMING

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Where are we going to go tomorrow, Mr Peabody?

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Ancient Rome? The Wild West? 1492?

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No, Sherman, tomorrow we won't be going to any of those places.

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-Oh. Why not?

-Because tomorrow's adventure

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is one that you're going to be taking all on your own.

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What do you mean, Mr Peabody?

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Don't you remember? It's your first day of school.

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-Oh. Can I drive?

-Of course not.

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Remember, Sherman, "i" before "e" except after "c."

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I know, Mr Peabody!

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And don't forget about the commutative principle.

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Two plus three equals three plus two.

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I know, Mr Peabody!

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And if you have to go to the bathroom just raise your hand proudly and say, "I have to go."

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I will, Mr Peabody.

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And remember, the number two pencil is standard for most uses

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but there are times when a number one comes in handy.

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I left a little pencil chart in your backpack

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which you can consult if it ever becomes a judgment call.

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I think I'll be OK!

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-OK, bye, Mr Peabody.

-Wait.

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-See you after school.

-Sherman!

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I got to go. I got to sign up for the clubs.

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No-one is more in favour of participation

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in fraternal organisations than I.

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But before you go, I want you to have this.

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Thanks. What is it?

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A dog whistle.

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HE BLOWS

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HE SHUDDERS

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It doesn't work, Mr Peabody.

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HE GROANS

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It works fine, Sherman.

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It's just a frequency only dogs can hear.

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Oh, cool.

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Let that little keepsake be a reminder to you

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that no matter what challenges you face,

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no matter how far away I might seem...

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Bye, Mr Peabody!

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..I'm with you.

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George Washington.

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Who can tell me who he is?

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Oh, me! I can! I can!

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Uh... Sherman.

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The first President of the United States of America.

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Good job.

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And when President Washington was a little boy

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what kind of tree did he cut down?

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Ooh! Ooh, me! Me! Me!

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-Penny?

-A cherry tree.

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-Apocryphal.

-What kind of tree is that?

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It's not a tree. It's a word. "Apocryphal".

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It means that story is not true.

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-Really?

-Yeah.

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George Washington never cut down a cherry tree

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and he never said he couldn't lie.

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People made those stories up to teach kids a lesson about lying

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but they're not true. He did cross the Delaware River,

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Christmas night, 1776, though.

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My dad took me there this summer. We crossed it, too.

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-I fell in.

-STUDENTS LAUGH

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Looks like someone really knows their history, huh, Penny?

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SHE GROWLS

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INDISTINCT CHATTER

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It's really great meeting you guys.

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Maybe you can come over to my house sometime.

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I could bring my new model. It's a hydrogen atom.

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You've only got one, huh?

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Guess we'll have to split it.

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-THEY ALL LAUGH

-Good one!

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Check it, guys.

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What do you got there, Sherman?

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Kibbles or bits?

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Actually, I've got baby carrots,

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organic apple juice, and a tuna sandwich.

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It's super-high in omega-3s.

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So, you eat human food, huh?

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Yeah. Why wouldn't I?

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Because you're a dog.

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No, I'm not.

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Sure you are. Your dad is a dog, so you're a dog, too.

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I think you're confused. It's an adoptive relationship.

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-Zip it, Carl.

-OK.

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Here, I'll show you. Fetch!

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STUDENTS GASP

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Go on, doggy. Go get your lunch.

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Go on. Go get it.

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THEY ALL LAUGH

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Ugh. The humiliation.

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Sherman, go get your food.

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Make like a good little doggy.

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Ruff-ruff!

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SHE CHUCKLES

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-What's this?

-It's mine!

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Give it back!

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-What is it? A whistle?

-SHE BLOWS

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Ugh! Stupid thing doesn't even work.

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It's a dog whistle, Penny.

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It operates at a frequency that only dogs can hear.

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-Back up, Carl.

-OK.

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Penny, that whistle is my private property.

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-Give it back!

-Jump, doggy, jump.

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I am not a dog.

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Come on, Sherman!

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Just admit it. You're a dog. Say it.

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Let me go!

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Not until you beg like a dog.

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Come on, Sherman. Beg!

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STUDENTS CHANT: Fight, fight, fight!

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BELL RINGS

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Mr Peabody, thank you for coming in on such short notice

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to discuss the problem with Sherman.

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Oh, it's not a problem at all, Principal Purdy.

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-I fully expected this.

-You did?

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Yes. And, as with all things Sherman-related, I prepared for it.

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Here's a curriculum that takes Sherman's advanced preparation

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into account but won't mean he has to skip one or more grades.

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-Mr Peabody...

-Here are some pre-algebra worksheets,

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an advanced reading list and a link to a website I created

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so he can start studying Mandarin Chinese.

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-It is, after all, the language of the future.

-Mr Peabody!

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I'm not saying he shouldn't study French, too, Principal Purdy.

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-I'm saying have him do both.

-Mr Peabody!

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What? Not enough? Swahili?

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HE SPEAKS SWAHILI

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Sherman got into a fight today.

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Oh, dear.

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Pictures were taken

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for insurance purposes.

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He bit her.

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I must say, it doesn't look good for you, Mr Peabody.

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After all, you are a dog.

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Who, may I ask, are you?

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I am Ms Grunion from the Bureau of Child Safety and Protection.

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We're required by law to contact them whenever there's an...

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..incident.

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Sherman's never done anything like this before.

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I'm sure he must have had a reason.

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Well, the girl was being a bit of a bully...

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Quiet, Purdy!

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It's normal for children to tease.

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It's not normal for them to bite.

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Clearly, it's because of how he's being raised.

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In my opinion, a dog can never be

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a suitable parent to a little boy.

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I must point out, Ms Grunion,

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that I won the right to adopt Sherman in a court of law.

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And the court can take it away from you.

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I'll be coming to your home tomorrow evening to conduct an investigation.

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If I discover that you are, in any way, an unfit parent

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I will see to it Sherman is removed from your custody.

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PENCIL SHARPENER WHIRS

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Permanently.

0:16:320:16:34

I hope I've made myself clear.

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Crystal.

0:16:410:16:42

I'm sorry I bit her, Mr Peabody.

0:16:440:16:47

I won't do it again.

0:16:470:16:48

You're darn tooting you won't do it again.

0:16:480:16:50

This kind of wanton violence is totally unacceptable.

0:16:500:16:53

And rather uncharacteristic, given how you feel about Mr Gandhi.

0:16:530:16:57

What on earth provoked it?

0:16:570:16:58

She called me a dog.

0:17:020:17:04

Well, all right, then.

0:17:110:17:14

Thank you for telling me.

0:17:160:17:17

Try and get some sleep.

0:17:180:17:20

I love you, Mr Peabody.

0:17:240:17:26

I have a deep regard for you as well, Sherman.

0:17:280:17:31

# Close your eyes

0:17:550:17:57

# Have no fear

0:18:000:18:02

# The master's gone He's on the run

0:18:030:18:07

# And your daddy's here

0:18:070:18:09

# Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful boy

0:18:120:18:16

TRUMPETING

0:18:160:18:17

SPECTATORS CHEER

0:18:210:18:23

# Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful boy

0:18:230:18:26

# Before you go to sleep

0:18:280:18:30

# Say a little prayer

0:18:320:18:34

# Every day, in every way

0:18:370:18:40

# It's getting better and better

0:18:400:18:43

# Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful boy

0:18:450:18:50

# Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful boy

0:18:540:18:58

# A hard road to hoe

0:19:020:19:05

# Yes, it's a long way to go

0:19:050:19:09

# But in the meantime

0:19:090:19:11

HE LAUGHS

0:19:140:19:16

# Before you cross the street

0:19:160:19:17

# Take my hand

0:19:180:19:20

BABY CRIES

0:19:220:19:24

# Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

0:19:240:19:28

# Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful boy

0:19:300:19:36

HE COOS

0:19:380:19:40

# Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful boy... #

0:19:400:19:44

Mr Peabody...

0:19:460:19:47

you are a Nobel Prize-winning scientist.

0:19:470:19:49

An advisor to heads of state.

0:19:490:19:51

A captain of industry.

0:19:510:19:53

Why would you want to adopt a boy?

0:19:530:19:55

Because, Your Honour,

0:19:550:19:57

when I found Sherman, it reminded me of how I started out in life.

0:19:570:20:03

And now, I want to give him the one thing I always wanted.

0:20:030:20:06

A home.

0:20:060:20:08

And you're sure you're capable of meeting all the challenges

0:20:080:20:10

of raising a human boy?

0:20:100:20:12

With all due respect, how hard could it be?

0:20:120:20:15

Very well, then.

0:20:170:20:19

If a boy can adopt a dog

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I see no reason why a dog cannot adopt a boy.

0:20:210:20:25

SHERMAN GURGLES

0:20:250:20:26

Da-da!

0:20:280:20:30

No, Sherman, not "Da-da."

0:20:300:20:31

You shall call me "Mr Peabody".

0:20:310:20:34

Or, in less formal moments, simply "Peabody".

0:20:340:20:36

SHERMAN BABBLES

0:20:360:20:38

That's right.

0:20:380:20:39

"Mr Pea-baba."

0:20:390:20:41

# Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful boy. #

0:20:410:20:46

SIZZLING

0:21:040:21:06

-What's cooking, Mr Peabody?

-Oh, nothing much.

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Just a little Dungeness crab with a passion-fruit basil concasse.

0:21:240:21:27

Some truffled quails in a juniper-berry reduction.

0:21:270:21:29

And Baked Alaska.

0:21:290:21:31

Wow! Is today some kind of special occasion?

0:21:310:21:33

-You could say.

-It's not my birthday.

0:21:330:21:36

No, it isn't.

0:21:360:21:37

It's not your birthday.

0:21:370:21:38

Right again.

0:21:380:21:40

It's not fathers' day. Is it?

0:21:400:21:42

Nope. It's not fathers' day. DOORBELL RINGS

0:21:420:21:45

Is the President coming to dinner again?

0:21:450:21:46

-No.

-Oh.

0:21:460:21:49

So, who's coming to dinner?

0:21:490:21:50

Let's just say, if the evening is a success

0:21:500:21:52

we can put this whole "biting" business behind us.

0:21:520:21:55

HE GASPS

0:21:570:21:58

The Petersons! Welcome.

0:22:020:22:05

So, he's literally a dog.

0:22:050:22:06

Paul!

0:22:060:22:07

No, that's all right.

0:22:070:22:08

Although, I prefer "literate dog".

0:22:080:22:11

That's funny.

0:22:110:22:12

Isn't that funny, Paul?

0:22:120:22:13

HE GRUMBLES

0:22:130:22:15

He's not a big laugher.

0:22:150:22:17

We're so delighted you could make it on such short notice.

0:22:170:22:19

Aren't we, Sherman?

0:22:190:22:21

Aren't we, Sherman?

0:22:210:22:23

Yeah, we're interested in what's going on, that's for sure.

0:22:230:22:27

Say hello to Penny, Sherman.

0:22:270:22:28

Hi, Penny.

0:22:280:22:30

Hello, Sherman.

0:22:300:22:32

Now, why don't you go show Penny

0:22:320:22:33

your mineral collection, Sherman?

0:22:330:22:35

I'm sure she'll find those new geodes

0:22:350:22:37

of yours fascinating.

0:22:370:22:39

Come on.

0:22:390:22:40

I am so glad you accepted my invitation.

0:22:420:22:45

Now, the kids can resolve their differences

0:22:450:22:47

before Ms Grunion arrives.

0:22:470:22:48

You're barking up the wrong tree, mister. In fact,

0:22:480:22:51

if it weren't for Patty, I would have pressed charges already.

0:22:510:22:53

And I have to tell you, Peabody,

0:22:530:22:55

-where my daughter is concerned, nothing is more important than...

-PHONE RINGS

0:22:550:22:58

Hello. Sure, I'll take a survey.

0:22:580:23:00

RHYTHMIC CLACKING

0:23:030:23:04

Everything going swimmingly?

0:23:090:23:10

Ugh.

0:23:100:23:12

Why didn't you tell me she was coming over here?

0:23:120:23:14

Because I didn't want you to worry. HE SNARLS

0:23:140:23:16

OK, because I didn't want to listen to your bellyaching.

0:23:160:23:19

Thank you for your honesty.

0:23:190:23:21

You're welcome.

0:23:210:23:22

I don't know what you think we're supposed to do in here anyway.

0:23:220:23:25

She hates me.

0:23:250:23:26

Share your interests. Tell a witty anecdote.

0:23:260:23:28

Mr Peabody...

0:23:280:23:30

I hate her.

0:23:300:23:31

Sherman, every great relationship

0:23:310:23:33

starts from a place of conflict, and evolves into something richer.

0:23:330:23:36

Bonne chance.

0:23:380:23:39

Make it work.

0:23:400:23:42

But don't tell her about the WABAC.

0:23:420:23:43

Don't even think about it.

0:23:470:23:50

Ah.

0:23:500:23:53

PEABODY PLAYS "Rhapsody In Blue" by Gershwin

0:23:530:23:54

Peabody, that was amazing!

0:24:040:24:06

Paul, wasn't that amazing?

0:24:060:24:08

I'm more into rock-'n'-roll.

0:24:080:24:09

HE PLAYS "Purple Haze" by Jimi Hendrix

0:24:090:24:11

I meant flamenco.

0:24:140:24:16

HE PLAYS FLAMENCO

0:24:160:24:17

Bagpipes?

0:24:230:24:24

Uh, didgeridoo.

0:24:250:24:26

Sitar.

0:24:290:24:30

Steel drums.

0:24:300:24:32

Trombone.

0:24:320:24:33

Xylophone.

0:24:330:24:34

Djembe?

0:24:340:24:35

Calliope.

0:24:350:24:36

Oboe. Piccolo.

0:24:360:24:38

Tuba. Dobro.

0:24:380:24:40

Slide whistle. Yodelling.

0:24:400:24:41

Hurdy-gurdy. Ocarina.

0:24:410:24:42

Harmonium. Musical saw.

0:24:420:24:43

You know what? This has been great

0:24:430:24:45

but a complete waste of time.

0:24:450:24:47

Now, let's get Penny and go home!

0:24:470:24:49

HE GROANS

0:24:490:24:50

-Are you all right, Paul?

-I'm...fine.

0:24:500:24:54

This happens whenever he's tense.

0:24:540:24:55

-Paul, if I might...

-Stay away from me, Peabody!

0:24:550:24:58

Just get back! I need traction.

0:24:580:25:00

You can trust me, Paul. I'm a licensed chiropractor.

0:25:000:25:03

Ow! Huh.

0:25:030:25:05

HE GRUNTS

0:25:050:25:06

HE GROANS

0:25:080:25:09

Ooh...

0:25:120:25:14

Ah...

0:25:150:25:17

Peabody...

0:25:170:25:19

I feel great.

0:25:190:25:20

I... I really feel great!

0:25:200:25:23

Peabody, you're a miracle worker.

0:25:230:25:25

Ha-ha! Look at me!

0:25:260:25:28

I'm dancing!

0:25:280:25:30

You know, Penny,

0:25:320:25:33

Sigmund Freud says if you don't like a person

0:25:330:25:35

it's because they remind you of something you don't like about yourself.

0:25:350:25:39

What do you know about Sigmund Freud?

0:25:390:25:41

More than you think.

0:25:410:25:42

Sure. Just like you know all that stuff

0:25:420:25:45

about George Washington not really cutting down the cherry tree.

0:25:450:25:48

Ugh. What a crock.

0:25:480:25:49

But it's true!

0:25:490:25:51

-How do you know?

-I just know!

0:25:510:25:52

-Did you read it in a book?

-No!

0:25:520:25:54

-See it in a movie?

-No!

0:25:540:25:55

-Did your brainiac dad tell you?

-No!

0:25:550:25:57

So, how do you know, Sherman?

0:25:570:25:58

How do you know?

0:25:580:26:00

He told me.

0:26:000:26:01

Who told you?

0:26:010:26:02

George Washington.

0:26:020:26:03

George Washington?

0:26:050:26:07

Yeah.

0:26:080:26:09

Ugh! Liar.

0:26:090:26:11

But don't tell her about the WABAC.

0:26:140:26:16

He calls it the "WABAC".

0:26:170:26:18

So, where have you gone in it?

0:26:180:26:20

Not "where," Penny, "when."

0:26:200:26:23

OK, smart guy, when?

0:26:230:26:25

Oh, 1965, 1776, 1620...

0:26:250:26:30

1492, 1215, 4.

0:26:300:26:34

-Can it go back to an hour ago?

-Why?

0:26:340:26:36

Because I could take it home, pretend to be sick,

0:26:360:26:38

and not come to this lame dinner party.

0:26:380:26:40

Ha-ha. Mr Peabody says you should never use the WABAC

0:26:400:26:43

to travel to a time when you existed.

0:26:430:26:45

-How come?

-There would be two of you.

0:26:450:26:47

Oh, yeah.

0:26:470:26:49

I guess the world's not ready for that.

0:26:490:26:51

SHE GASPS

0:26:530:26:55

Wow.

0:26:550:26:57

Um, well, now that we've seen it, maybe we should go back.

0:26:570:27:00

Are you kidding? Where should we go first?

0:27:000:27:03

Mr Peabody says I'm not allowed to drive it till I'm older.

0:27:030:27:07

Do you do everything Mr Peabody says?

0:27:070:27:09

Yeah.

0:27:090:27:10

You know what that makes you, Sherman.

0:27:100:27:12

An obedient son?

0:27:120:27:14

Nope.

0:27:140:27:15

A dog.

0:27:150:27:16

LATIN MUSIC PLAYS

0:27:270:27:29

-Ooh!

-Nice control.

0:27:290:27:32

Look at him go! Take it, Patty!

0:27:320:27:33

-Heads up, Paul!

-Whoa!

0:27:340:27:36

Here you go. Zing!

0:27:360:27:38

HE HUMS

0:27:380:27:40

Oh, yeah.

0:27:420:27:45

-Oh!

-Hey, look at that.

0:27:450:27:46

This is fun!

0:27:460:27:48

This is a little homespun concoction I like to call...

0:27:510:27:53

.."Einstein on the Beach."

0:27:550:27:56

Yummy.

0:27:560:27:58

To the kids.

0:28:000:28:01

BOTH: To the kids!

0:28:010:28:04

(Mr Peabody.)

0:28:040:28:05

Sherman?

0:28:050:28:07

Can I talk to you a second?

0:28:070:28:08

Of course.

0:28:080:28:09

Excuse me.

0:28:090:28:10

I've really hit it off with Penny's parents.

0:28:150:28:16

I think we can file this night under "Unqualified Success".

0:28:160:28:19

Uh, I would hold off filing it just yet.

0:28:190:28:22

What do you mean? Where's Penny?

0:28:220:28:25

Uh... Ancient Egypt.

0:28:250:28:27

You used the WABAC?

0:28:270:28:29

HE GROWLS

0:28:290:28:30

What's happening, big guy? We're running low.

0:28:300:28:32

HE CONTINUES GROWLING

0:28:320:28:34

I'll be right there, Paul. How could you do such a thing?

0:28:350:28:38

She called me a liar

0:28:380:28:39

for saying George Washington never cut down a cherry tree.

0:28:390:28:42

So, you took her to see George Washington?

0:28:420:28:45

Yeah. She was into it.

0:28:450:28:47

Hey, Pea-buddy.

0:28:470:28:48

Hey.

0:28:480:28:50

-Where's Penny?

-Playing hide-and-seek.

-Pooping.

0:28:500:28:52

-Pooping.

-Playing hide and seek.

0:28:520:28:54

-Well, which is it?

-Uh...

0:28:550:28:58

Hey, what's going on here?

0:28:580:28:59

Yeah. What's going on here?

0:28:590:29:01

-What have you done with Penny?

-Penny?

-Penny? Penny!

0:29:010:29:04

-Oh, my gosh!

-Where's our daughter?

0:29:040:29:06

PEABODY CLEARS THROAT

0:29:060:29:07

It's hard to say, Paul.

0:29:070:29:09

She could be here, or here, or here, or here...

0:29:090:29:14

or here.

0:29:140:29:15

HE SNAPS HIS FINGERS

0:29:150:29:17

That will hold them.

0:29:170:29:18

I learned that trick from a swami at the Begawan Giri in Ubud, Bali.

0:29:180:29:21

Let's go!

0:29:210:29:22

Ancient Egypt. Land of the Pharaohs.

0:29:350:29:38

A beacon of progress on the horizon of humanity

0:29:380:29:41

but a cruel and barbarous civilisation just the same.

0:29:410:29:45

I just hope Penny isn't suffering too badly.

0:29:450:29:48

SHE SPITS SERVANT: I got it.

0:29:590:30:01

What are you doing here?

0:30:010:30:02

We have come to take you home.

0:30:020:30:04

Ugh! What's the Egyptian word for "tattletale"?

0:30:040:30:07

HE SPEAKS EGYPTIAN

0:30:070:30:08

But that's beside the point. Get your clothes on, we're going home.

0:30:080:30:11

Who died and made you Pharaoh?

0:30:110:30:13

Now, bring on the mani-pedi.

0:30:130:30:15

See, Mr Peabody? Impossible!

0:30:150:30:18

Indeed, but watch what happens

0:30:180:30:20

when an immovable object meets an irresistible force.

0:30:200:30:23

Penny...

0:30:230:30:24

come here, right now. Penny, come!

0:30:240:30:27

I'm not Penny any more.

0:30:270:30:28

Now, I'm Princess Hatsheput, precious flower of the Nile.

0:30:280:30:33

"Precious," perhaps, but if you think we're going to leave you here

0:30:330:30:36

you are most definitely in "de-Nile."

0:30:360:30:37

HE LAUGHS

0:30:370:30:39

I don't get it.

0:30:390:30:40

Now, come along.

0:30:400:30:41

-BOY:

-Unhand her!

-WOMEN GASP

0:30:410:30:44

What's the matter, my sweet little desert blossom?

0:30:440:30:46

Are these barbarians bothering you?

0:30:460:30:48

As a matter of fact, they are.

0:30:480:30:51

Bow, barbarians.

0:30:510:30:53

As you wish, Your Highness.

0:30:530:30:55

Who's that, Mr Peabody?

0:30:550:30:57

That, Sherman, is the living image of Amun,

0:30:570:30:59

son of Akhenaten, lord of the 18th Dynasty of the New Kingdom,

0:30:590:31:02

King Tutankhamen.

0:31:020:31:03

Otherwise known as "King Tut".

0:31:030:31:05

-My boyfriend.

-King Tut is your boyfriend?

-Mmm-hmm.

0:31:050:31:09

Would you like me to have them skinned, covered with honey

0:31:090:31:12

-and laid in a pit of fire ants?

-SHE GASPS

0:31:120:31:14

You would do that for me?

0:31:140:31:16

Anything, my desert flower. Consider it a wedding gift.

0:31:160:31:19

What? You can't marry this guy!

0:31:190:31:21

Why not? Well, for one, his name rhymes with "butt".

0:31:210:31:25

I don't care. I'm going to have a big, fat, Egyptian wedding.

0:31:250:31:28

Spoiler alert, King Tut dies young.

0:31:280:31:31

Are you sure you've thought this through?

0:31:310:31:33

Oh, trust me, I've thought it through. I'm getting everything.

0:31:330:31:35

The royal astronomers have decreed

0:31:350:31:37

the wedding must take place tomorrow at dawn.

0:31:370:31:40

-Who is he?

-He is Ay.

-He is you?

0:31:400:31:42

I am Ay. The Grand Vizier.

0:31:420:31:45

-Yeah, that's his name.

-Oh.

0:31:450:31:47

Oh, Grand Vizier, would you mind telling the precious princess here

0:31:470:31:51

precisely what it means to marry the young Pharaoh.

0:31:510:31:53

Gladly.

0:31:530:31:54

It means she will be bound to him in eternity

0:31:540:31:57

through the sacred ceremonies

0:31:570:31:59

of disembowelment and mummification

0:31:590:32:02

as described in the holy texts.

0:32:020:32:04

Um, hold up a second.

0:32:040:32:06

Can you walk me through that, somebody?

0:32:060:32:08

What he means, Penny, is that when I die they'll kill you, too.

0:32:080:32:11

And then they'll rip out your organs, stuff them in canopic jars,

0:32:110:32:14

and then mummify whatever is left.

0:32:140:32:15

OK, I'm seeing this now.

0:32:150:32:16

Thank you. I'm going to go with them.

0:32:160:32:19

THEY GROWL There's no turning back now.

0:32:190:32:22

To the palace!

0:32:220:32:23

Let the wedding preparations begin!

0:32:230:32:26

Mr Peabody! Sherman!

0:32:260:32:28

Do something!

0:32:280:32:29

Don't worry, Penny!

0:32:290:32:30

We'll save you!

0:32:300:32:32

Hey, wait! You can't just...

0:32:350:32:37

..leave us here.

0:32:380:32:40

Mr Peabody?

0:32:400:32:41

Yes, Sherman?

0:32:410:32:43

Can I hold your hand?

0:32:430:32:44

Of course you can.

0:32:440:32:46

Boy, your hand is cold, Mr Peabody.

0:32:460:32:48

-Sherman?

-Yeah?

0:32:480:32:50

That's not my hand.

0:32:510:32:52

HE SCREAMS

0:32:540:32:56

That's disarming.

0:32:580:33:00

Now, to find a way out of here.

0:33:000:33:03

Yuck!

0:33:030:33:04

Look around, Sherman.

0:33:040:33:05

These tombs are lined with hieroglyphics

0:33:050:33:07

designed to assist the pharaohs' souls

0:33:070:33:10

in their journey to the afterlife.

0:33:100:33:12

And they may assist us as well.

0:33:120:33:15

Oh, this depicts the god Anubis

0:33:170:33:18

sailing the boat of Ra to the underworld.

0:33:180:33:21

It appears the boats of Ra are the key to our escape.

0:33:210:33:24

We must find them in time to stop the wedding.

0:33:240:33:26

Well, if you ask me, we should let her marry that guy.

0:33:260:33:29

They deserve each other.

0:33:290:33:30

What's that, Sherman?

0:33:300:33:31

Tut? Give me a break.

0:33:310:33:33

Bald, wears a skirt, and make-up.

0:33:330:33:36

If I didn't know any better, Sherman, I would say you were jealous.

0:33:360:33:39

Jealous? Of what?

0:33:390:33:41

Tut's affection for Penny, of course.

0:33:410:33:43

You think I like Penny?

0:33:430:33:44

Mmm-hmm.

0:33:440:33:45

Give me a break!

0:33:450:33:47

It's not like I want to hold her hand, or go to the park,

0:33:470:33:51

or watch her while she's brushing her hair.

0:33:510:33:54

Or anything.

0:33:570:33:59

Hmm.

0:33:590:34:00

A-ha!

0:34:010:34:02

Quickly, Sherman.

0:34:050:34:06

Ah, ah, ah! Careful, Sherman.

0:34:090:34:12

It's a booby trap.

0:34:120:34:14

SHERMAN LAUGHS What's so funny?

0:34:140:34:16

You said "booby".

0:34:160:34:17

One wrong step and we're done for.

0:34:190:34:22

"The boat

0:34:230:34:24

"of Ra sails straight...

0:34:240:34:27

"to day.

0:34:270:34:28

"Take the wrong boat...

0:34:280:34:32

"man will pay."

0:34:320:34:33

All right, Sherman, now it's your turn.

0:34:330:34:36

Do the puzzle exactly as I did.

0:34:360:34:37

Huh?

0:34:370:34:38

Think it through, one step at a time.

0:34:380:34:40

SHERMAN GRUNTS

0:34:400:34:42

The boat of Ra sails straight...

0:34:440:34:46

-HE MUMBLES

-..play.

0:34:460:34:48

Uh, I mean, "pay."

0:34:480:34:49

Oh, my.

0:34:490:34:50

RUMBLING

0:34:500:34:51

Uh-oh.

0:34:540:34:55

Run! BOTH SCREAM

0:34:570:35:00

The boats of Ra!

0:35:040:35:05

One boat is the way out, the other will send us

0:35:050:35:07

plunging into darkness and certain death.

0:35:070:35:09

-What?

-Sherman, get in the boat.

0:35:090:35:11

As soon as I move these blocks together, it's going to move very fast.

0:35:110:35:14

-Which boat, Mr Peabody?

-What?

0:35:140:35:17

Which boat is the "not-certain- death-plunge" boat?

0:35:170:35:19

That one!

0:35:190:35:20

We did it, Sherman!

0:35:340:35:35

Sherman?

0:35:350:35:36

Mr Peabody!

0:35:360:35:38

What are you doing over there?

0:35:380:35:39

I thought you pointed to this one!

0:35:390:35:41

Ahhh!

0:35:510:35:52

HE GASPS

0:35:550:35:57

SHERMAN SCREAMS

0:36:000:36:02

Sherman? Sherman?

0:36:060:36:08

Are you all right?

0:36:080:36:10

-MUFFLED:

-I'm good.

0:36:100:36:11

The sun god, Ra,

0:36:240:36:26

commands us to begin the sacred ceremony!

0:36:260:36:30

CHEERING

0:36:300:36:32

SHE GASPS

0:36:340:36:36

SHE GRUNTS

0:36:380:36:40

Bring forth the blade for the blood oath.

0:36:400:36:43

SHE GASPS

0:36:430:36:45

Where blade meets flesh in this sacred rite...

0:36:470:36:52

SHE WHIMPERS

0:36:530:36:54

..we pay tribute

0:36:540:36:56

to the sun god, Ra!

0:36:560:36:57

SHE WHIMPERS

0:36:570:36:58

PEABODY ECHOING: Wait!

0:36:580:37:00

ALL GASP

0:37:000:37:01

-Anubis!

-The god of death!

0:37:010:37:04

PEABODY: The wedding must not continue.

0:37:040:37:06

Why, Anubis, why?

0:37:060:37:08

Plagues. Plagues!

0:37:080:37:11

If this marriage pact is sealed

0:37:110:37:13

I will shower down upon the land uncountable plagues.

0:37:130:37:17

Oy, again with the plagues!

0:37:170:37:18

Why did I ever move to Egypt?

0:37:180:37:20

But, Anubis, the sun god, Ra, has decreed

0:37:200:37:24

that this girl is to be the boy-king's wife.

0:37:240:37:26

PEABODY: That's so funny.

0:37:260:37:28

I was talking to the sun god, Ra, just the other day

0:37:280:37:31

and he told me he changed his mind.

0:37:310:37:34

Really?

0:37:340:37:35

Old "Flip-Flop Ra," we call him here in the underworld.

0:37:350:37:39

But it's too late. We've already paid for the catering.

0:37:390:37:42

Too bad! You're going to lose your deposit.

0:37:430:37:47

GROANING

0:37:470:37:49

More smoke, Sherman. This canine subterfuge is working.

0:37:490:37:52

Deliver the girl

0:37:520:37:54

to the gates of the city, and leave her there

0:37:540:37:57

where the gods will retrieve her forthwith.

0:37:570:38:00

Only in this manner may the plagues upon this land be avoided.

0:38:000:38:04

-ALL:

-The girl must go!

0:38:040:38:06

Ow!

0:38:070:38:08

Anubis has spoken!

0:38:080:38:10

Take this girl to the gates!

0:38:100:38:12

Ow.

0:38:120:38:14

HE SCREAMS

0:38:140:38:16

CONTINUES SCREAMING

0:38:160:38:19

Anubis, you sound unwell.

0:38:190:38:21

Well, I have been feeling a little under the weather

0:38:210:38:24

but I'm feeling much better now.

0:38:240:38:27

Thank you.

0:38:270:38:28

-Phew! Huh?

-RUMBLING

0:38:300:38:32

BOTH SCREAM

0:38:320:38:34

CROWD MURMUR

0:38:350:38:37

CROWD GASPS

0:38:380:38:39

Penny, Sherman, quickly.

0:38:390:38:41

-Come on, Penny.

-Sherman!

0:38:410:38:43

Ah!

0:38:450:38:46

Runaway bride!

0:38:480:38:50

Stop them, you fools!

0:38:500:38:51

Ah!

0:38:540:38:56

ALL SCREAM

0:38:560:38:57

GUARDS SHOUT

0:39:010:39:02

Penny, Sherman, climb aboard.

0:39:110:39:13

Whoohoo!

0:39:140:39:15

THEY SCREAM

0:39:160:39:17

They're getting away!

0:39:230:39:25

Ah!

0:39:250:39:26

MECHANICAL HUMMING

0:39:290:39:31

Whoa!

0:39:350:39:36

HE SHOUTS IN FRUSTRATION

0:39:400:39:41

I got it.

0:39:410:39:42

-PENNY CHUCKLES

-Whoohoo! We made it.

0:39:430:39:45

-Where do we go next, Mr Peabody?

-Home.

0:39:450:39:47

We've got to get back to the dinner party

0:39:470:39:49

before Penny's parents realise she's missing.

0:39:490:39:51

We don't have to mention the whole...

0:39:510:39:53

uh, King Tut wedding thing, right?

0:39:530:39:55

Certainly not.

0:39:550:39:56

Anyway, as far as I'm concerned,

0:39:560:39:58

they get married too young in Ancient Egypt.

0:39:580:40:00

Or, perhaps, I'm just some old "Giza".

0:40:000:40:02

Huh?

0:40:040:40:06

THUDDING

0:40:060:40:07

-WABAC:

-Warning.

0:40:070:40:08

WABAC power supply insufficient.

0:40:080:40:10

Charge now. Warning.

0:40:100:40:13

Uh, what's the matter, Mr Peabody?

0:40:130:40:14

All this zipping about the cosmos has drained our power supply.

0:40:140:40:17

We're going to have to make an unscheduled stop.

0:40:170:40:19

As luck would have it we have just enough power to make it to the Renaissance.

0:40:190:40:23

-LEONARDO:

-I can't even tell my left brain from my right any more!

0:40:350:40:39

How many times I got to tell you, Mona Lisa?

0:40:390:40:41

-Mona Lisa?

-I can't paint the picture...

0:40:410:40:44

until you smile!

0:40:440:40:46

Leonardo, tell me one thing I have to smile about.

0:40:460:40:50

The sunshine, the pasta.

0:40:500:40:51

All the things that make Italy such a popular tourist destination!

0:40:510:40:55

But I have not seen any of them, Leonardo!

0:40:550:40:58

Because I'm sitting here all day on my abbondanza!

0:40:580:41:02

I don't think that means "chair" in Italian.

0:41:020:41:05

-HE CLEARS THROAT

-Ah, Peabody, my old friend.

0:41:050:41:08

What a welcome interruption!

0:41:080:41:10

Believe you me, this woman is making me nuts.

0:41:100:41:14

So, how you been?

0:41:140:41:16

Good to see you. What do you want?

0:41:160:41:18

We're in a desperate hurry to get home,

0:41:180:41:19

but the WABAC needs a jump start

0:41:190:41:21

and we thought, who better than

0:41:210:41:24

Leonardo da Vinci to help us on our way?

0:41:240:41:26

Peabody, I would love to help you,

0:41:260:41:28

but you come at a very bad time.

0:41:280:41:31

I don't know what I'm going to do with this crazy woman.

0:41:310:41:34

SHE BLOWS RASPBERRY

0:41:340:41:35

-You see what I mean?

-What seems to be the problem?

0:41:350:41:38

-"What is the problem?"

-HE CHUCKLES

0:41:380:41:39

I am halfway done with the painting, she won't even smile.

0:41:390:41:42

Fine. I smile.

0:41:420:41:44

No! That's a fake smile!

0:41:470:41:49

Everybody knows that!

0:41:490:41:51

Why don't you make it a real smile?

0:41:510:41:53

Why don't you say something funny?

0:41:530:41:54

I paint the paintings. I make the machines.

0:41:540:41:58

I don't tell the jokes!

0:41:580:42:01

Perhaps, I can be of assistance. You see

0:42:010:42:03

humour is not immune to the laws of science.

0:42:030:42:05

Using algorithms, we can extrapolate

0:42:050:42:07

what is universally considered "funny"

0:42:070:42:09

thus producing a formula that is

0:42:090:42:11

scientifically certain to cause laughter.

0:42:110:42:14

Case in point, the pratfall.

0:42:140:42:16

Is everyone amused?

0:42:220:42:24

Hmm.

0:42:260:42:27

The data was so clear. Ooh!

0:42:270:42:29

Don't worry, Mr Peabody.

0:42:290:42:30

-I got it!

-Sherman... Ahh!

0:42:300:42:31

-Oh!

-CRASHING

0:42:310:42:34

SHE LAUGHS

0:42:390:42:40

HE SPEAKS ITALIAN

0:42:450:42:46

Hold that smile!

0:42:460:42:48

Hold it right there! No move! No move!

0:42:480:42:51

SHE SIGHS

0:42:510:42:52

Well, Leo, if my calculations are correct

0:42:570:43:00

this machine of ours should generate enough centrifugal force

0:43:000:43:03

to send us home.

0:43:030:43:04

I got one last piece I got to pound in place.

0:43:040:43:07

Sherman, why don't you fetch the hammer for Mr Da Vinci?

0:43:070:43:10

OK, Mr Peabody.

0:43:100:43:12

Mr Peabody!

0:43:160:43:17

Well done, Sherman.

0:43:170:43:19

But, Mr Peabody!

0:43:190:43:20

Very helpful.

0:43:200:43:21

HE GRUNTS

0:43:270:43:28

Sherman!

0:43:350:43:36

Yes, Mr Peabody?

0:43:360:43:39

The hammer.

0:43:390:43:40

Da Vinci.

0:43:400:43:41

Oh. OK, Mr Peabody.

0:43:410:43:44

Oh!

0:43:450:43:48

-Here you go, Mr Da Vinci.

-Ahh!

0:43:480:43:49

Do you need any help?

0:43:490:43:50

No, no. That's quite all right.

0:43:500:43:52

Thank you.

0:43:520:43:54

Psst! Sherman.

0:43:540:43:56

-Huh?

-Let's go. Let's go explore.

0:43:560:43:59

Uh, well, I'm supposed to be having

0:43:590:44:01

father-son time with Mr Peabody.

0:44:010:44:03

Wouldn't you rather have fun with me?

0:44:030:44:05

Uh...

0:44:050:44:06

OK.

0:44:060:44:07

Sherman...

0:44:070:44:08

where are you going?

0:44:080:44:09

-Exploring.

-But we need your help.

0:44:090:44:12

No, we don't! I mean, we can manage.

0:44:120:44:14

Somehow.

0:44:140:44:16

He's a boy, Peabody.

0:44:160:44:17

Let him have his fun. Let him go.

0:44:170:44:20

Thanks, Mr Peabody!

0:44:200:44:23

BOTH LAUGH

0:44:230:44:25

He's growing up, Peabody.

0:44:250:44:27

Like a baby bird leaving the nest.

0:44:270:44:30

Isn't it wonderful?

0:44:300:44:33

It's like a museum.

0:44:390:44:42

It's like a toy store.

0:44:420:44:45

Wow.

0:44:490:44:51

Check this out.

0:44:550:44:56

It's the world's biggest model airplane.

0:44:560:44:58

It's not a model, Penny. It's a prototype.

0:44:580:45:01

-And we should probably just leave that alone.

-OK.

0:45:010:45:05

But wouldn't it be cool if we could fly it?

0:45:050:45:07

I don't think Mr Peabody would like that.

0:45:070:45:09

Well, Mr Peabody isn't here.

0:45:090:45:11

Just tell me how it works.

0:45:110:45:13

Please?

0:45:130:45:15

For learning.

0:45:150:45:16

Oh. OK.

0:45:160:45:18

The thrust comes from this kind of crossbow doohickey here.

0:45:180:45:21

Then it shoots along the track until the wind catches the wings.

0:45:210:45:25

-But how does it go?

-Huh?

0:45:250:45:27

How do you take off?

0:45:270:45:29

Oh, you just pull down that lever.

0:45:290:45:31

This one?

0:45:320:45:33

Oh, boy.

0:45:330:45:35

Ah!

0:45:350:45:37

HE SCREAMS

0:45:370:45:38

-SHE LAUGHS

-Wow! Whoohoo!

0:45:380:45:41

This is crazy!

0:45:430:45:44

No, it's not Sherman. It's fun!

0:45:440:45:47

We're going to die!

0:45:470:45:48

Oh, stop being such a party pooper and enjoy it!

0:45:480:45:51

Whoo!

0:45:510:45:53

BOTH LAUGH

0:45:530:45:54

Ah...

0:45:560:45:57

Nothing is as beautiful as an elegant equation

0:45:570:46:00

translated into perfect engineering.

0:46:000:46:03

Why can't children be so simple?

0:46:030:46:05

Because children are not machines, Peabody.

0:46:050:46:08

Believe me, I tried to build one.

0:46:080:46:11

Oh! It was creepy.

0:46:110:46:14

HE SHUDDERS

0:46:140:46:16

Here, Sherman! You fly it!

0:46:160:46:17

But I don't want to fly!

0:46:170:46:19

Sure you do. It'll be fun!

0:46:190:46:21

No, seriously, Penny, I don't want to!

0:46:210:46:23

I'm letting go. One...

0:46:230:46:25

-Don't let go!

-..two...

0:46:250:46:27

-No!

-..three!

0:46:270:46:29

HE SCREAMS

0:46:290:46:30

Penny, fly the plane!

0:46:320:46:33

No, Sherman! You're going to have to save us!

0:46:330:46:36

But I can't do it!

0:46:360:46:37

I'm serious, Penny. I don't know how to fly!

0:46:370:46:40

You can do it! I know you can!

0:46:400:46:42

Come on, Sherman. Fly!

0:46:420:46:44

Ah!

0:46:510:46:52

HE SCREAMS

0:46:520:46:54

SHE GIGGLES

0:46:570:46:59

SHE GASPS

0:46:590:47:01

HE YELLS

0:47:010:47:02

CHOIR SINGS

0:47:050:47:07

See? You got this, Sherman.

0:47:090:47:11

You're right. I have got this.

0:47:110:47:15

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

0:47:150:47:16

Da Vinci's at it again!

0:47:220:47:24

You ever see that child he made?

0:47:240:47:25

So creepy.

0:47:250:47:27

-AUTOMATED VOICE:

-Papa. Mama.

0:47:270:47:28

Papa. Mama.

0:47:300:47:31

HE CHUCKLES

0:47:460:47:48

All done up here, Leonardo.

0:47:570:47:58

And I am all done down here.

0:47:580:48:01

It is beautiful, isn't it?

0:48:010:48:02

Every piece in its place doing precisely what it's supposed to do.

0:48:020:48:07

Look, Peabody!

0:48:070:48:08

It's my flying mach...

0:48:080:48:10

My flying machine?

0:48:100:48:12

Sherman. Sherman?

0:48:120:48:14

Sherman, what are you doing up there?

0:48:140:48:16

I'm flying!

0:48:160:48:18

But, Sherman, you don't know how to fly!

0:48:180:48:20

I don't?

0:48:200:48:21

No!

0:48:210:48:22

HE SCREAMS

0:48:220:48:24

Turn! Turn, Sherman!

0:48:290:48:31

Lean!

0:48:310:48:33

BOTH: Oh, no!

0:48:360:48:38

CLUNKING AND BIRDS SQUAWKING

0:48:400:48:42

Sherman? Sherman! Are you OK?

0:48:450:48:49

That was pretty fantastic!

0:48:490:48:51

Oh! I can't believe it!

0:48:520:48:54

My flying machine! It's work!

0:48:550:48:58

Sherman! You are the first flying man!

0:48:580:49:02

Oh, you should be very proud, Peabody.

0:49:020:49:04

Very, very proud!

0:49:040:49:06

"Proud" doesn't begin to describe it.

0:49:060:49:08

Leonardo, will you please fire up the mechanism?

0:49:090:49:12

Papa. Mama. Papa. Mama.

0:49:300:49:33

-Mona!

-HE WHIMPERS

0:49:330:49:35

-Papa. Mama.

-The kid!

0:49:370:49:39

I'm sorry I broke the plane, Mr Peabody.

0:50:040:50:07

Well, you should be. You could have been killed.

0:50:070:50:09

What are you talking about?

0:50:090:50:11

Sherman flew a plane. He was amazing!

0:50:110:50:13

Sherman destroyed a priceless historical artefact.

0:50:130:50:17

Whatever. You should be happy.

0:50:170:50:19

It turns out Sherman is not a complete and total loser, after all.

0:50:190:50:22

Yeah, Mr Peabody.

0:50:220:50:23

It turns out I'm not a complete and total loser, after all.

0:50:230:50:27

Ms Peterson...

0:50:270:50:28

stop turning my son into a hooligan.

0:50:280:50:31

It's not my fault he's a hooligan.

0:50:310:50:32

Yeah, it's not her fault I'm a hooligan.

0:50:320:50:35

Well, it's certainly not my fault! I've spent the last seven years

0:50:350:50:38

teaching Sherman good judgment.

0:50:380:50:39

If you're such a great parent,

0:50:390:50:41

why is Ms Grunion trying to take Sherman away from you?

0:50:410:50:43

Is that true?

0:50:460:50:47

Is somebody going to take me away from you?

0:50:470:50:50

No, Sherman, I'll never let that happen.

0:50:500:50:52

You just need to trust me.

0:50:520:50:54

Oh, dear, a black hole! ALARM SOUNDS

0:50:540:50:56

What's happening?

0:51:010:51:03

If I can't pull us out of here

0:51:030:51:04

we're going to be smashed to smithereens on the event horizon.

0:51:040:51:07

There's not enough power to resist the gravitational pull!

0:51:120:51:15

I've got to divert everything to the reverse thrusters.

0:51:150:51:18

-Why didn't you tell me?

-Tell you what?

0:51:180:51:20

Why didn't you tell me Ms Grunion was trying to take me away from you?

0:51:200:51:23

It's not your job to worry about these things.

0:51:230:51:25

You just didn't think I could handle it!

0:51:250:51:26

We'll discuss it later. Now, sit down.

0:51:260:51:29

I don't want to discuss it later!

0:51:290:51:31

Sherman, sit!

0:51:310:51:32

You can't talk to me like that.

0:51:320:51:34

I'm not a dog.

0:51:340:51:35

What did you say?

0:51:350:51:37

I said, I'm not a dog!

0:51:370:51:39

You're right, Sherman, you're not.

0:51:390:51:42

You're just a very bad boy!

0:51:420:51:44

-WABAC:

-T-minus ten...

0:51:440:51:46

Nine, eight...

0:51:460:51:48

Seven...

0:51:480:51:49

Six...

0:51:490:51:51

Five...

0:51:510:51:52

Four, three...

0:51:520:51:54

Two... One.

0:51:540:51:56

CRASHING

0:52:060:52:07

Sherman?

0:52:100:52:11

Penny?

0:52:110:52:13

Sherman, are you OK?

0:52:130:52:15

Sherman?

0:52:180:52:19

He's gone.

0:52:260:52:28

Where are we, anyway?

0:52:280:52:30

Oh, no.

0:52:310:52:33

We're on the brink of one of history's most ferocious conflicts.

0:52:330:52:36

-AGAMEMNON:

-Delivery.

0:52:510:52:53

GIGGLING

0:52:530:52:54

How are we doing, heroes of Greece?

0:52:590:53:02

Feeling good?

0:53:020:53:03

Feeling strong?

0:53:030:53:05

ALL CHEER

0:53:050:53:06

OK, let's get warmed up!

0:53:060:53:08

We don't want to pull something out there.

0:53:080:53:10

Remember what happened to Achilles.

0:53:100:53:11

That whole thing with his heel.

0:53:110:53:13

-Looking good, Diomedes.

-HE GROWLS

0:53:150:53:17

-Menelaus, my man!

-HE GRUNTS

0:53:170:53:19

My man.

0:53:190:53:21

Are you ready to get on the field, Shermanus?

0:53:210:53:23

Sure thing, Mr Agamemnon.

0:53:230:53:25

HE LAUGHS

0:53:250:53:26

That's cute.

0:53:260:53:28

KNOCKING ON DOOR

0:53:280:53:29

Sh.

0:53:290:53:31

Odysseus, what news do you bring?

0:53:320:53:36

Someone left this for us.

0:53:360:53:38

A present. Nice.

0:53:380:53:39

It looks just like our horse.

0:53:390:53:41

Should I bring it inside?

0:53:420:53:44

It would be rude not to.

0:53:450:53:47

ALL GASP

0:53:500:53:51

-CHUCKLES

-I did not see that coming!

0:53:510:53:54

Ugh! Jeez, Louise, what is that smell?

0:53:540:53:57

Oh!

0:53:570:53:59

Ooh. That is the smell of victory.

0:53:590:54:01

-Yeah!

-Victory!

0:54:010:54:04

Greetings, men of Athens, Sparta and Thebes.

0:54:040:54:06

Peabody, here.

0:54:060:54:08

I've come for Sherman.

0:54:080:54:09

-Do you know this guy?

-I thought I did

0:54:090:54:11

but now I'm not so sure.

0:54:110:54:13

Then he must be a spy. Kill him!

0:54:130:54:15

-SOLDIERS YELL

-No! No!

0:54:150:54:18

He's...my dad.

0:54:180:54:20

-Your dad?

-Huh?

0:54:200:54:21

It's an adoptive relationship.

0:54:210:54:24

Aw!

0:54:240:54:26

Thank you for taking such good care of my son, Agamemnon,

0:54:260:54:29

but it's time for him to come home.

0:54:290:54:31

Sorry, Mr Peabody, I've joined the Greek army.

0:54:310:54:34

Shermanus is one of us now.

0:54:340:54:35

-He's a brother.

-I'm his brother.

-He's my son.

0:54:350:54:37

-He took an oath.

-I took an oath.

-He's seven!

0:54:370:54:40

-SHERMAN WHISPERS

-And a half!

0:54:400:54:42

All sons must prove themselves to their fathers.

0:54:420:54:45

Today, Shermanus will prove himself on the field of battle.

0:54:450:54:50

But he's only a child.

0:54:500:54:52

Your dad may not think you're ready to become a man, Shermanus,

0:54:520:54:54

-but we do.

-ALL: Yeah!

0:54:540:54:57

Yeah, Mr Peabody.

0:54:570:54:58

Now, I'll show you what I can handle.

0:54:580:54:59

FYI, a lot of heroes have father issues.

0:54:590:55:02

My old man is a minotaur.

0:55:020:55:03

Half man, half bull, all judgment.

0:55:030:55:07

Ajax, here, strongest guy in the world,

0:55:070:55:09

but his father never accepted that his real dream was to sing.

0:55:090:55:12

IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE: I wanted to be in the Greek chorus.

0:55:120:55:15

Uh, yeah, and don't even get me started about Oedipus.

0:55:150:55:17

Let's just say that you DO NOT want to be at his house over the holidays.

0:55:170:55:20

It's awkward.

0:55:200:55:22

Sherman, I'm concerned you haven't thought this through.

0:55:220:55:24

This is war. Do you realise what's about to happen?

0:55:240:55:27

I'll tell you what's going to happen.

0:55:270:55:29

We're going to destroy their houses!

0:55:290:55:31

Pull down their temples!

0:55:310:55:32

And make the streets of the city run red

0:55:320:55:36

with Trojan blood!

0:55:360:55:37

SOLDIERS: Yeah!

0:55:370:55:39

CHANTING: Blood! Blood! Blood!

0:55:390:55:43

Zeus on three! One!

0:55:520:55:53

Sherman, I absolutely forbid you to fight in the Trojan War.

0:55:530:55:56

It's not fair! All my friends are fighting in the Trojan War.

0:55:560:55:59

-Two!

-Sherman, it's dangerous.

0:55:590:56:01

I'm wearing a helmet.

0:56:010:56:02

-Three!

-You're not going!

0:56:020:56:03

Oh, yes, I am.

0:56:030:56:04

Zeus!

0:56:040:56:07

SOLDIERS: Zeus! Zeus!

0:56:070:56:09

AGAMEMNON WHOOPS

0:56:090:56:11

Eat my bronze, you Trojan dogs!

0:56:110:56:14

Eat my bronze, you Trojan dog!

0:56:160:56:18

-HE ROARS

-Ahh!

0:56:200:56:22

HE BLOWS

0:56:270:56:28

Well, that's cutting it close.

0:56:310:56:33

This is why I ask you to obey me, Sherman.

0:56:350:56:37

Because I'm your father, and it's my job to keep you safe.

0:56:380:56:42

But are you sure Ms Grunion won't take me away?

0:56:430:56:46

Not as long as I'm around.

0:56:480:56:50

THEY SCREAM

0:56:580:57:00

Mr Peabody!

0:57:010:57:02

Help me!

0:57:020:57:05

-Penny!

-HORSES WHINNYING

0:57:050:57:07

Smell my victory!

0:57:130:57:15

Smell it!

0:57:150:57:16

Hey! That's my ride!

0:57:160:57:19

PENNY SCREAMS

0:57:230:57:24

Mr Peabody...hurry!

0:57:250:57:27

I'll take that.

0:57:300:57:31

NEIGHING

0:57:510:57:52

SHE WHIMPERS

0:58:020:58:04

-You did it, Sherman!

-Mr Peabody helped.

0:58:170:58:20

Now, let's get to the WABAC, go home,

0:58:200:58:22

un-hypnotise Penny's parents,

0:58:220:58:24

finish that dinner party, eat my Baked Alaska, charm the pants off Ms Grunion...

0:58:240:58:27

-and make sure none of this ever happens in the first place.

-Sounds good.

0:58:270:58:30

I'm in.

0:58:300:58:32

Ah!

0:58:320:58:33

Sherman!

0:58:350:58:37

-Penny!

-Sherman, no!

0:58:370:58:38

BOTH SCREAM

0:58:400:58:42

Whoa!

0:58:480:58:50

SPLASHING

0:58:550:58:56

Mr Peabody...

0:58:560:58:58

Mr Peabody?

0:58:580:59:00

Mr Peabody!

0:59:010:59:03

Dad!

0:59:080:59:09

HE SOBS

0:59:170:59:18

Oh, Mr Peabody! What should I do? What should I do?

0:59:190:59:23

There's nothing you can do, Sherman.

0:59:260:59:29

I just want to go home.

0:59:320:59:34

-Home.

-HE SNIFFLES

0:59:360:59:38

That's it.

0:59:380:59:40

I got an idea.

0:59:400:59:42

Come on!

0:59:420:59:43

-Where are we going to go?

-We're going home.

0:59:450:59:47

There's only one person who can help us

0:59:470:59:49

and that's Mr Peabody.

0:59:490:59:51

What are you talking about? How is that even possible?

0:59:510:59:54

We've got a time machine, Penny!

0:59:540:59:55

I can set it so that we'll get home when Mr Peabody is still there.

0:59:550:59:59

But I thought you're not supposed to go back to a time when you existed.

0:59:591:00:02

What choice do we have?

1:00:021:00:04

-WABAC:

-Error. You are attempting to travel to an era in which you exist.

1:00:041:00:08

This could alter the fabric of space-time.

1:00:081:00:11

Error. Error.

1:00:111:00:14

-Hang on!

-MECHANICAL HUMMING

1:00:141:00:17

This is fun!

1:00:231:00:25

This is a little homespun concoction I like to call...

1:00:271:00:31

"Einstein on the Beach."

1:00:311:00:33

Yummy.

1:00:331:00:35

To the kids.

1:00:371:00:38

BOTH: To the kids!

1:00:381:00:41

-KIDS:

-(Mr Peabody.)

1:00:411:00:42

Sherman? Penny?

1:00:421:00:44

Can we talk to you a second?

1:00:441:00:45

Of course. Excuse me.

1:00:451:00:47

I've really hit it off with your parents.

1:00:501:00:52

I think we can file this night under "Unqualified Success".

1:00:521:00:55

-BOTH:

-I'd hold off filing it just yet.

1:00:551:00:58

What do you mean? Why are you two dressed like ancient Greeks?

1:00:581:01:01

-You used the WABAC!

-I did.

1:01:011:01:02

-I know, it's terrible!

-But why?

1:01:021:01:05

Penny and I got into an argument about George Washington.

1:01:051:01:07

-So, I made him show me the WABAC.

-And I lost her in ancient Egypt.

1:01:071:01:10

And I got engaged to King Tut.

1:01:101:01:11

-So, I came back and got you.

-Then we ran out of gas.

-In Florence.

-Went into a black hole.

1:01:111:01:15

And then you died in ancient Troy.

1:01:151:01:16

Died? I have a hard time believing that.

1:01:161:01:18

-BOTH:

-It's true!

1:01:181:01:20

But now you're here, and everything's going to be OK.

1:01:201:01:22

I told you never to come back to a time when you existed

1:01:221:01:24

because there would be two of you!

1:01:241:01:26

Yeah, but the other one of me is in ancient Egypt.

1:01:261:01:28

ELEVATOR BELL DINGS

1:01:281:01:30

-BOTH: Ahh!

-Who are you?

1:01:311:01:34

He's you, but from another timeline.

1:01:341:01:36

But I thought you said never to come back to a time when you existed.

1:01:361:01:39

-Exactly!

-I know.

1:01:391:01:41

But what was I supposed to do? Mr Peabody died in ancient Troy.

1:01:411:01:45

Died? I have a hard time believing that.

1:01:451:01:47

Thank you.

1:01:471:01:48

What are we going to do?

1:01:481:01:50

Well, for starters, both Shermans can't stay here.

1:01:501:01:52

Why? We could get bunk beds. I was thinking the same thing.

1:01:521:01:55

That's so weird. It's like we're twins!

1:01:551:01:57

-I was thinking that, too!

-BOTH: Ow!

1:01:571:01:59

You see? We can't have two Shermans in the same timeline.

1:01:591:02:02

It puts too much strain on the space-time continuum.

1:02:021:02:05

What to do? The Petersons can't know any of this.

1:02:051:02:08

-PAUL:

-Hey, Pea-buddy.

-Hey.

1:02:081:02:12

How's it going?

1:02:121:02:13

Patty and I are working up an appetite.

1:02:131:02:16

Mmm. The smells coming from your kitchen are yummy!

1:02:161:02:18

Especially that Baked Alaska.

1:02:181:02:20

So, what's going on here?

1:02:201:02:22

Yeah, what's with the getups?

1:02:221:02:24

Toga party!

1:02:241:02:25

Toga party?

1:02:251:02:27

Yes, it is a toga party!

1:02:271:02:30

Well, what about dinner?

1:02:301:02:32

I'm starving. Why don't we head into the dining room

1:02:321:02:34

-and tuck into those quails you've been yakking about?

-No!

1:02:341:02:37

-Why not?

-Because it's so fun right here!

1:02:371:02:41

Whoohoo!

1:02:411:02:42

MR PEABODY HUMS

1:02:421:02:44

ELEVATOR BELL DINGS

1:02:471:02:48

Ms Grunion!

1:02:501:02:51

How delightful.

1:02:511:02:53

-We were having such a good time I almost forgot you were coming.

-Oh!

1:02:531:02:56

Well, why don't you join the party?

1:02:561:02:58

I'm not here for a party. I'm here for the investigation.

1:02:581:03:02

Good. Why don't you start investigating over here?

1:03:021:03:05

Or here, or here, or here...

1:03:051:03:08

Stop waving your hands around!

1:03:081:03:10

HE MOANS

1:03:101:03:12

-PETERSONS: Sherman?

-Wait! Is that...?

1:03:121:03:15

PETERSONS: Sherman!

1:03:151:03:17

Dos Shermanos? What's going on here, Peabody?

1:03:171:03:20

Oh... HE CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY

1:03:201:03:22

Um... ELEVATOR BELL DINGS

1:03:221:03:23

Nobody move!

1:03:231:03:25

Sherman, I've got to get you out of here before you touch yourself.

1:03:251:03:28

THEY GASP

1:03:281:03:30

Mr Peabody! You didn't die!

1:03:301:03:32

Of course I didn't die. Thank you.

1:03:321:03:35

Hey. How did you get back?

1:03:351:03:37

Well, after a few failed experiments

1:03:371:03:38

I hit upon a combination of bones, stone and yak fat

1:03:381:03:41

and constructed a rudimentary WABAC.

1:03:411:03:43

You know what they say,

1:03:431:03:44

"If at first you don't succeed, Troy, Troy again."

1:03:441:03:47

This is no time for puns! Even good ones.

1:03:471:03:50

Penny, Sherman, quickly!

1:03:501:03:51

You're not going anywhere.

1:03:511:03:53

I've seen quite enough to remove the boy...

1:03:531:03:56

-(STAMMERS)

-..both boys, from this home.

1:03:561:03:58

No, don't, Ms Grunion, please!

1:03:581:04:01

This is all my fault. I started it.

1:04:011:04:04

I'm so sorry, Sherman.

1:04:051:04:07

You have nothing to apologise for, Penny.

1:04:081:04:11

A dog should never have been allowed

1:04:111:04:12

to adopt a boy in the first place.

1:04:121:04:14

Now, come along.

1:04:141:04:15

Ms Grunion, be careful!

1:04:151:04:17

-Ah!

-Oh!

-What's happening?

1:04:171:04:20

BOTH YELL

1:04:221:04:23

Mr Peabody, help!

1:04:251:04:27

Sherman!

1:04:271:04:29

SCREAMING

1:04:291:04:31

Oh!

1:04:321:04:33

Hey! Where did the other two go?

1:04:411:04:43

Our cosmic doubles combined in order to reconcile a paradox

1:04:431:04:48

in the space-time continuum.

1:04:481:04:50

OK, that makes sense.

1:04:501:04:52

I don't know what just happened here but I know it was wrong!

1:04:521:04:57

-This boy is coming with me!

-Mr Peabody!

1:04:571:04:59

-No, Ms Grunion!

-Ow! Let me go!

1:04:591:05:01

Get back here!

1:05:011:05:02

Ow! Ow! You're hurting me!

1:05:021:05:04

HE GROWLS

1:05:061:05:07

Oh! Oh!

1:05:071:05:08

BOTH GASP

1:05:101:05:12

SHE GASPS

1:05:121:05:13

He bit me!

1:05:131:05:15

He bit me!

1:05:151:05:17

Yes, hello, police?

1:05:181:05:20

I'd like to report an assault.

1:05:201:05:22

A bite.

1:05:221:05:23

Mr Peabody, what are we going to do?

1:05:231:05:25

Get here as soon as possible.

1:05:251:05:27

Run!

1:05:271:05:29

He's kidnapping the children! Oh!

1:05:291:05:31

I can't believe you bit her, Mr Peabody!

1:05:331:05:35

I know, Sherman, it was wrong.

1:05:351:05:37

"Wrong"? It was awesome!

1:05:371:05:40

And now, to return to our proper timeline and erase this mess.

1:05:401:05:43

There he is! He's got my daughter in that giant space apple!

1:05:461:05:50

-MUFFLED:

-My face is numb.

1:05:571:05:58

Whoohoo! Yes!

1:06:001:06:02

RUMBLING

1:06:021:06:03

What's wrong?

1:06:031:06:04

-WABAC:

-Time travel failed.

1:06:091:06:10

Oh, dear.

1:06:101:06:12

What is it, Mr Peabody?

1:06:121:06:14

Our cosmic doubles colliding ripped a hole in the space-time continuum.

1:06:141:06:17

That's why we didn't get to the past.

1:06:171:06:19

SCREAMING

1:06:191:06:20

GRUNTS

1:06:201:06:22

Hey, Peabody!

1:06:221:06:24

Looks like the past is coming to us.

1:06:241:06:26

Oof! I will get you, dog!

1:06:281:06:30

And your little boy, too!

1:06:301:06:32

SCREAMING

1:06:321:06:34

Penny! My bride!

1:06:341:06:36

SCREAMING

1:06:371:06:39

What?

1:06:401:06:41

Oh, dear.

1:06:431:06:46

Follow that orb!

1:06:541:06:55

SCREAMING

1:07:021:07:04

Incoming!

1:07:081:07:09

What sort of creature are you?

1:07:131:07:15

The name is Grunion!

1:07:151:07:17

I'm in love!

1:07:201:07:21

I just need to find a wormhole.

1:07:241:07:26

Hey, Einstein, it's a red light.

1:07:331:07:35

Hey, I'm walking, here!

1:07:351:07:38

-Cake!

-LAUGHING

1:07:381:07:39

Mmm!

1:07:391:07:41

SIREN WAILS

1:07:411:07:42

There they go. Don't lose them.

1:07:441:07:47

ELECTRONIC VERSION OF BEETHOVEN'S FIFTH SYMPHONY PLAYING

1:07:471:07:49

I'm trying to find another wormhole

1:07:521:07:54

-but they all lead back to the present! WABAC:

-Time travel failed.

1:07:541:07:57

Time travel failed.

1:07:571:07:58

Whoo!

1:08:031:08:05

There he is. After them!

1:08:051:08:07

Penny, my queen, I know you're in there.

1:08:071:08:09

We're coming, Shermanus!

1:08:111:08:12

-WABAC:

-Time travel failed.

-Mr Peabody!

1:08:161:08:18

Look out!

1:08:181:08:19

ALL: Whoa!

1:08:211:08:23

Shermanus, hold on.

1:08:281:08:30

We shall release you from this egg.

1:08:301:08:32

SIREN WAILS

1:08:321:08:33

Drop the sabre and step away from the futuristic orb.

1:08:351:08:37

I take orders from no man!

1:08:371:08:40

Unite, egalite, fraternite!

1:08:401:08:43

HE LAUGHS

1:08:461:08:47

Don't tase me, bro.

1:08:471:08:50

Come out, Peabody, with your paws in the air.

1:08:501:08:52

Mr Peabody, you're under arrest

1:08:541:08:56

for kidnapping, reckless endangerment...

1:08:561:08:58

And a multiplicity of major traffic violations.

1:08:581:09:01

You don't understand. There's a rip in the space-time continuum!

1:09:011:09:05

If you arrest me, I won't be able to fix...

1:09:051:09:07

Blah, blah, blah. For too long

1:09:071:09:09

you've bamboozled the world with your fancy jargon

1:09:091:09:12

and that little red tie of yours and look what's come of it.

1:09:121:09:14

-Take him away!

-Wait.

1:09:141:09:16

HE GROANS

1:09:161:09:17

-Mr Peabody!

-Sherman!

1:09:171:09:20

What's going to happen to Mr Peabody?

1:09:211:09:23

Don't you know what happens to dogs that bite?

1:09:231:09:26

Let me go.

1:09:261:09:28

You don't know what you're doing. Please, before it's too late.

1:09:281:09:31

Wait!

1:09:311:09:33

Give him another chance.

1:09:331:09:35

He's through with chances. Now, he has to pay for his mistakes.

1:09:351:09:39

But I'm the one who made all the mistakes.

1:09:391:09:41

I'm the one who used the WABAC without permission.

1:09:411:09:43

The only mistake Mr Peabody ever made...

1:09:431:09:46

..was me.

1:09:471:09:49

Sherman.

1:09:501:09:51

You're absolutely right, Sherman.

1:09:511:09:54

What kind of a father could this dog ever be to a boy?

1:09:541:09:58

Maybe you're right, Ms Grunion.

1:10:001:10:02

But there's one thing you haven't considered.

1:10:021:10:05

What's that?

1:10:051:10:06

I'm a dog, too!

1:10:071:10:09

If being a dog means you're like Mr Peabody,

1:10:111:10:13

who never turns his back on you

1:10:131:10:15

and who's always there to pick you up when you fall

1:10:151:10:18

and loves you no matter how many times you mess up...

1:10:181:10:22

if that's what it means to be a dog,

1:10:221:10:25

then, yeah, I'm a dog, too!

1:10:251:10:28

I'm a dog, too.

1:10:301:10:32

I'm a dog, too!

1:10:331:10:34

-I'm a dog too!

-I'm a dog too!

-I'm a dog too!

1:10:341:10:38

I'm a dog as well.

1:10:381:10:39

A poodle dog!

1:10:391:10:40

I am a dog, too.

1:10:401:10:42

Ditto on that dog thing!

1:10:421:10:44

I'm a dog, too.

1:10:441:10:46

ALL SHOUT AGREEMENT

1:10:461:10:47

I'm a dog, too.

1:11:011:11:03

I'm Spartacus!

1:11:101:11:12

All right, fine, you're all dogs, but you can't change the law.

1:11:121:11:16

I know someone who can.

1:11:161:11:18

PEOPLE MURMURING

1:11:201:11:21

BOY: George Washington!

1:11:211:11:23

We hold these truths to be self-evident,

1:11:231:11:26

that all men, and some dogs, are created equal.

1:11:261:11:32

I hereby award Mr Peabody a presidential pardon.

1:11:321:11:36

Me, too.

1:11:361:11:37

I've done worse.

1:11:371:11:39

ALL CHEER

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-EXPLOSION

-Huh?

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Uh, Mr Peabody, look!

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PEOPLE SCREAM

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Ahh!

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Ooh!

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It's getting closer!

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What are we going to do?

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This is the greatest collection of geniuses ever assembled!

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Surely we can come up with another way of getting to the past.

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I can build a catapult.

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We go very fast.

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But, remember, as you approach the speed of light

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gravity will get too strong.

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Oh, indeed. "For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction."

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How about we just punch that big hole in the face?

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OVERLAPPING CHATTER

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I have an idea.

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Hey, everybody, I have an idea!

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Yes, what is it, Sherman?

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Why not go to the future?

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The future?

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I've never been there before, so it's probably not as messed up.

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Sherman, that's it!

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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

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Not usually.

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It's exactly what you all just said,

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except the total opposite!

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If we set the WABAC for the future, and go very, very fast,

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we'll create our own gravitational field

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that's equal and opposite

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to the rip in the space-time continuum!

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-LAUGHS

-Oh, my...

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I don't get it.

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We're going to fly up there and punch that big hole in the face!

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Yes!

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Sherman, you're a genius.

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But, Peabody,

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how far into the future must you go?

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Just a few seconds ought to do it,

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and then we'll slingshot right back.

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Are you sure this is going to work?

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Don't worry, Penny.

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-Just remember, I'm a...

-HE GRUNTS

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Genius!

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Sherman, I need to reprogram the WABAC.

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-All right, Mr Peabody.

-That means you have to drive.

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In order to make the leap into the future

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the WABAC will have to go very fast.

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Faster than it's ever gone before!

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Are you ready, Sherman?

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I'm ready.

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HE EXHALES

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Come on, Sherman, you can do it.

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Now, Mr Peabody?

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Sherman, we need more speed.

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Now?

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Just a little more!

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HE SHUDDERS

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Not yet, Sherman. Not yet.

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Now!

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ALL GASP

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SHE GASPS

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Whoa! Whoa!

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Farewell!

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ALL SAYING GOODBYE IN DIFFERENT LANGUAGES

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Ooh!

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You haven't seen the last of me, Peabody.

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You'll make a mistake eventually, and when you do,

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I'll be there!

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-The Grunion is mine!

-Ooh!

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AGAMEMNON LAUGHS

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Come on, Sherman. Come on!

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WHOOSHING

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EXCITED MURMURING

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Whoohoo! Yeah!

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CROWD CHEER

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If you want to watch television before I get home

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simply press "input" three times

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-and then use the remote control as usual.

-Yes, Sherman.

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And if you're worried about making friends at the PTA meeting

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consider bringing snacks for everyone.

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-Bagels are always appreciated.

-Yes, Sherman.

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And remember, Mr Peabody,

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I have robotics club after school today.

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Sherman, wait.

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Yes, Mr Peabody?

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I...

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I love you, Sherman.

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I have a deep regard for you as well, Mr Peabody.

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Hey, Mr Peabody!

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Hey, Sherman!

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Wait up!

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No doubt about it.

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Every dog should have a boy.

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CHEERING

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HE CHUCKLES

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Oh!

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WOMEN: Ooh!

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WOMEN: Ah! HE SIGHS

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A-ha!

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Ooh la la!

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I now pronounce you husband and wife.

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You may kiss the Grunion.

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-NERVOUS GIGGLING

-Come here, soldier.

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CHEERING

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MUSIC: Way Back When by Grizfolk

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# There's always time for living

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# Can we just do it again?

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# One more time like it once was way back when

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# You gave me something to believe in

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# We were the best of friends

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# Well, I remember the good times way back when

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# Memories will fade if you wanted me to let you go

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# I've got you on your way

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# I feel it for you, don't you know

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# We're superheroes and villains

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# When we used to pretend

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# We'd go wherever our minds would take us way back when

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# Memories will fade if you wanted me to let you go

1:20:171:20:21

# I've got you on your way

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# I feel it for you, don't you know

1:20:261:20:29

# It's a promise that I made Never be afraid

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# I know we'll be OK

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# This luck we have, it cannot go

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# Cos you're on your own

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# You're not alone

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# I know I'll see you again Again

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# And if all these things

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# Come to an end

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# We'll always have a way back when

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# Memories will fade if you wanted me to let you go

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# I've got you on your way

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# I feel it for you, don't you know

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# It's a promise that I made Never be afraid

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# I know we'll be OK

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# This luck we have, it cannot go. #

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When talking dog Mr Peabody, a business hound, scientist, gourmand and double Olympic Gold medallist, adopts orphan Sherman, life is anything but a walk in the park. When the youngster bites a brattish schoolmate on the arm, Mr Peabody must convince the authorities he's a fit father. However, he doesn't bargain on his mischievous charge whisking his victim back thousands of years in their time machine.