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It's the nation's favourite antiques experts with £200 each,

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a classic car and a goal - to scour Britain for antiques.

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-Going, going, gone. BOTH:

-Yes!

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The aim - to make the biggest profit at auction.

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-But it's no mean feat.

-Yes!

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There will be worthy winners and valiant losers.

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-Tails.

-So will it be the high road to glory or the slow road to disaster?

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Argh! Argh!

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This is the Antiques Road Trip.

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Welcome to the final leg of our journey

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into the philosophy of David Harper and Paul Laidlaw.

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To buy, or not to buy - that is the question.

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The voices in my head are reassuring me.

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-"Buy it! It's gorgeous, it's rare!"

-"Go on. Go on."

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"No, you don't need it."

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"But look, it's a lovely example of its kind."

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Two curious experts and this time two classic cars

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because although they started out in a red Triumph,

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mechanical problems mean they will cross the line in a blue MG.

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I feel sad for the Herald but goodbye. Hello, MG!

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Auctioneer Paul is from Scotland

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and is a maths graduate who almost became an accountant.

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A self-confessed antiques geek, he has got quite an eye.

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-I've got to come clean. It's a Stanhope.

-It isn't!

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Dealer David is from County Durham.

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He admits to never actually having a proper job

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-but is also a lifelong collector.

-That is Japanese silver, baby.

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He's been chasing Paul all week

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and last auction finally pipped him.

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I'll take that. It's pink troosers time.

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David began with £200 and after four trips to auction

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he's increased that to £325.

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Paul also started out with £200 and so far

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he's managed to amass quite a bit more, with precisely £470.26.

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David's not giving up though.

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My self-confidence is ridiculously high, based on nothing.

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On this trip, our chaps set off from Windermere

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in the Lake District before travelling 600 miles

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and reaching their journey's end in the city of Dundee, Scotland.

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Today they kick-off in Glasgow and make their way north

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and east towards the sea and the deciding auction at Dundee.

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Welcome to the second city of the British Empire, Glasgow.

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Once an industrial powerhouse it's packed with impressive architecture,

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a fact not missed by Hollywood movie makers, who regularly film here.

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-Glasgow is Gotham City. It is amazing, isn't it?

-It is.

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It's a bit of a shock to both you and I

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cos we are a bit country bumpkin at the end of the day, aren't we?

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Once, all this fabulous sandstone was covered in soot

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but the change in the city's industrial focus,

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combined with the Clean Air Act,

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means that Glasgow's old buildings are certainly worth looking up at.

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I'm going to go and leave you with your new mate.

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Try not to buy junk that's going to make massive profits

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because that is really rather annoying!

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-I'm getting a bit of a reputation.

-See you later.

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While Paul gets shopping,

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David has to concentrate on keeping that MG paintwork pristine.

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-Steady on.

-Hello, there. A welcoming party!

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I'm Paul. Hi, Paul. I'm Roz.

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-Roz. Great to see you.

-Vincenzo.

-Vincenzo!

-Nice to meet you.

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Like your style. I like this!

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Located in the East End of the city at the famous Barras market,

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antiques and collectables should offer up a bargain or two.

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That is an early electric fire.

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I think it's an accident waiting to happen.

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We are never putting this near electricity.

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Period-wise, late 1920s.

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It is a traditional Glasgow design,

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influenced by the Arts and Crafts movement.

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The city developed its own distinctive style,

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which you can glimpse in the most unusual places.

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Maybe a bit too quirky for the folks at a general sale in Dundee, though,

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plus with a healthy lead, it looks like he's playing it safe for now.

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If push came to shove, I would consider these at the right price.

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Victorian shaft and globe heavily cut decanters, hollow blown stoppers.

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The correct stoppers, which is important, and no damage.

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Not bad. Ticket price £40.

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I wouldn't want to pay more than £10 or £15 for those.

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Paul seems stuck in a bit of a quandary.

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How will his opponent fare a little further along the Clyde, I wonder?

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This place is on the large size, too.

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25,000 square feet, apparently.

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Better get to work, David, and try to close that gap.

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I would love to buy this. Wouldn't that be hilarious if I bought that?

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That is one word for it.

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Oh! It's £600! That would be brilliant, if I could buy that.

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Laidlaw would go mad.

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I think we would all get a bit hot under the collar, actually.

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Now, there is a dealer. What's he got?

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Let's have a look at that. It's a Canterbury. Walnut... What is it?

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-1880?

-With a hint of Arts and Crafts.

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It has got a bit going on there, hasn't it? Yeah.

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-On its original porcelain casters, probably.

-It is, yeah.

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A Canterbury's a stand for holding loose leaves

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of sheet music or magazines.

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In Georgian or Victorian homes

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you could expect to find one beside the piano.

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The name may derive from one Archbishop of the same name,

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who allegedly commissioned an early example.

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Is there a ticket price, I wonder?

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It would have to be shockingly cheap.

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-It is shockingly cheap.

-What is shockingly cheap to you?

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-£95 for that.

-Crikey, Bruce, that sounds cheap!

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-You can't go wrong.

-You reckon?

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That, now, sadly, the buyers of that are dropping off the market.

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That's why it's that price. Ten years ago, £1,200.

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You could sell it like that.

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-Will he take 50 quid for it?

-I can't do that.

-Is that too hard?

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-It is too hard.

-OK. Will he take 60 and we're done?

-I'll take 75.

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-I'll meet you at 70.

-75.

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Go on. Shake my hand. £75. Thank you very much.

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But that's good. It's nice to get a deal done.

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Bruce has a slightly battered little inkwell he'd like to recommend.

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-That is an interesting little thing, isn't it?

-On its base...

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-It has a tiny chip on it, though.

-Where is that? Oh, yeah.

-It's tiny.

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Sweet little inkwell, isn't it? A bonny thing. Glass top.

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So, again, a similar sort of period to the Canterbury, there.

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-It is, actually.

-1880, 1900 maybe.

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-What kind of money is it?

-Dead cheap.

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I'll go with the dead cheap no haggling

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-so if it doesn't feel right I'll just say no.

-Yeah. £15.

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-Go on then.

-You can't lose, again.

-Thank you very much indeed.

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No. I can't, I can't lose on that. That has to be a profit.

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A flying start and perhaps some bargains for David.

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What about his travelling companion?

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Last time we saw him, Paul was thinking,

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albeit not very hard, about those decanters.

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No, we've moved on.

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That's older than it looks.

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If that was teak you'd go, "That's 1970s, isn't it?"

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"With that line there."

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It's oak and I think it may be 1940s.

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Yeah, but what is it?

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It's an oak cake stand.

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We've got this whole cupcake revolution going on

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and all of a sudden, auctioneers can sell cake stands.

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Don't forget the auction is in Dundee as well.

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There you have it. Nice and compact.

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Pull this little...

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Pull that off. HE WHISPERS

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-Oops!

-And then it...

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Pop that in there, it secures it. That is a little diamond, isn't it?

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-I think he's quite excited.

-Easily missed.

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(If the dealer missed it, does he think it's another piece

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(of '70s, maybe Scandinavian-inspired...)

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Right. We've got something.

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Sounds like Paul might be onto a bargain.

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Suddenly there is even more baking-related paraphernalia.

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A big set of countertop beam scales.

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In the '80s, when there was a vogue for kitchenalia,

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these were heavily produced.

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This, however, is an original 19th-century,

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set in brass and cast-iron, rather elaborate.

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Our Irvinware scales bear the trademark

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of John White & Son of Auchtermuchty.

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-How cool is that?

-Well, I think that rather depends on the price.

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There's £85 on the ticket. Right. Pondering done.

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-Time to grab Vincenzo and get bargaining.

-Hit me with prices.

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Number one, tell me how much are the beam scales in the window?

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I couldn't do less than 85.

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And the cake stand? I'll give you a tenner for the cake stand.

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-No, I paid more.

-15 quid.

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-As a start.

-As a start.

-That's one deal.

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£15 not bad, Paul.

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-I'm offering you 50 quid.

-No. I can't do that.

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-Look, I will do for you 70.

-60 quid and that as well. 75 squids.

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-Job done.

-Geez, it's hard to make business with you. OK.

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You know what? Let's do it. 60, 75 with the cake stand.

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-It is a deal?

-Pleasure, Vincenzo.

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-Thanks for that one.

-Thank you very much.

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So, £15 for the cake stand and £60 for those scales.

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He is underway.

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Back together again, but car lovers had better cover their ears.

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I love this little car, Paul, I love it!

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Our two have now left Glasgow and headed north

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and east towards Falkirk.

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During the 18th and 19th centuries,

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Falkirk became a major centre of Scotland's industrial revolution,

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its wealth partly based on access to the country's

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burgeoning canal network.

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-Look at that!

-My goodness me!

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That is very, very high.

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Vertigo sufferer Paul has come for a ride on the Falkirk Wheel -

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an award-winning feat of Scottish engineering

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which takes her canals into the 21st-century.

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You must be Richard. How are you doing?

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-Paul.

-Good to see you, Paul.

-What a vision to behold!

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Around 12 storeys high, the wheel

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- yes, we know it's not really a wheel -

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is a very modern and astonishingly simple device

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- the final link in an £84.5 million project

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to make the network navigable again.

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70 miles of canals had fallen into pretty bad disrepair.

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By the 1950s, they were looking to fill in this beautiful canal

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-and turn it into motorways.

-Really? Oh, my word!

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Slowly and surely the momentum grew

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and people's enthusiasm for it grew and they wanted to save it.

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By far the biggest task Richard and his team faced

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was replacing the 11 canal locks

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required to join the lower Glasgow Canal

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to the much higher Edinburgh route.

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We wanted to make sure that we just didn't build another set of locks.

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That's what they would have done 250 years ago.

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We wanted an icon for the 21st century.

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We wanted something that would deliver so much more.

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Great Scottish engineers Thomas Telford and James Watt

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cut their teeth designing canals

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so it's fitting that the wheel won so many design awards.

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Getting a strange sensation because I am a landlubber

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so I'm already getting my sea legs.

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But then it is the world's first and only rotating boat lift.

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Really simple in its design.

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Everyone can understand quite how it works but in scale,

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-it is a thing of beauty.

-Now, you say very simple to understand.

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Assume I'm very simple.

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These are like giant bathtubs, basically.

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And they have a gate on either side of them.

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The wheel will then begin rotating around the big,

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major cog up the top.

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Slowly and surely, the gondola at the top begins to come down

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and it just swaps itself over. Both sides are always in balance.

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Archimedes' principle allowed us to do that.

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-Eureka!

-Eureka! We have it!

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Any size of boat that sails into this big bathtub here

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displaces its own weight in water

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so always up top, down bottom, always perfectly in balance.

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On reaching the Union Canal via some very fine views,

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it's easy to see why tourists love it.

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Even those with a fear of heights

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have little to worry about on this gentle trip.

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Sitting here in my bathtub, just looking out over the land,

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that was all right.

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And I'm not putting a brave face on it!

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HE LAUGHS

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But while Paul's been going round in circles...

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..David's motored on,

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manoeuvring the Midget from Falkirk to Dunblane in Stirlingshire.

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David doesn't need encouragement in the competitiveness stakes,

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of course, but shopping in Wimbledon champion Andy Murray's hometown

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can only help, surely.

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Hi, there. This is lovely.

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-Hi. I'm David Harper.

-I'm David.

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-David as well. That's easy, isn't it?

-Two Davids.

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-We won't forget that, will we?

-Not easily.

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Ah well, I'm sure we'll cope.

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Now it's time to take a good look around

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and nestled nicely in the window is an oriental vase.

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I wonder how long it will take our Chinese enthusiast to spot it.

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You've got a big old pot in the window, there.

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Not long, then.

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I think it's going to be too far away...

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-Too far.

-Just try me.

-I'll do it for three.

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-Yeah.

-Sounds pricey. Any other oriental items?

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-There's an Imari plate, there.

-Imari plate, yeah. I saw that.

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-I can do it for £40.

-Right. Let's have a look at this together, David.

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So, Japanese Imari. Typical thing, really, isn't it?

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Decorated on the back, as almost all Japanese Imari pieces are.

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Typical colours and shape and design.

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-Circa 1880, 1900 maybe.

-1880s, yeah.

-Made for our market.

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-It's a mass-produced thing but still it's hand-painted.

-Yes.

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-It's nicely coloured.

-Even at 40 quid I think we are too far away.

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I'll do it for 30. That is a bargain.

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-If it was a tenner I'd have it but is that it?

-No.

-OK.

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No, quite. I don't think he's serious about it.

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Working up for another go at the Chinese vase, I fancy.

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-That big old pot couldn't be £100, could it?

-See what I mean?

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-No.

-No chance? I'm chancing my arm, I know I am.

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-The best on the vase would be 250.

-All right. Can I have a look at it?

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-Can I bring it out?

-Yeah.

-Brilliant.

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Right. Here we go. Big old lump.

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Big enough for a tennis trophy, I'd say.

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OK. So it is famille rose.

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Painted enamel. Again, typical scene.

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Would have been one of a pair, obviously.

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Circa 1900. Might be 1920.

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It's a tourist piece made for the West.

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And it's the kind of thing

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people might get carried away with at auction.

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Any damage, David, do you know?

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I think the rim has been done up here, hasn't it?

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-It couldn't be 150, could it?

-No, no. Sorry.

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-Really?

-250. You get the stand with it as well.

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Just trying to work out how much money I've got.

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Shopkeeper David is standing his ground

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but we've seen our David try his count-the-cash routine before.

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Or maybe he doesn't really know how much he has got.

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Would 160 get it?

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I'd give it to you for 200 and that is it.

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I'd go 160. There's the cash.

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180 and you've got a deal. That's it.

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-That is it. Who are you against?

-Paul Laidlaw! He's a killer!

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-But he's Scottish.

-I know he is.

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Not sure that was a wise move, David.

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David, I'm going to be horrible. 170 and I'm done.

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-170.

-Good man. Thank you.

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-You've got a good deal, I tell you.

-I think I've got a fantastic deal.

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-You have.

-I really appreciate it. And that is so up my street.

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Right, now I've got to carry the blighter.

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No complaints, please, after a deal like that, David.

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It's the end of another busy day.

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Just one more sleep and the final auction will be almost here.

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Nighty-night.

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Next morning, Paul shares his breakfast secrets.

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You put salt in the porridge as you're making it

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and then a wee bit of sugar on the top.

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Oh, when no-one's looking?

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David certainly set off at a canter yesterday,

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spending £260 on an inkwell, a vase, and a very fine Canterbury,

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leaving him just £65 to spend today.

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-You can't go wrong.

-You reckon?

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While in-the-lead Paul was a great deal more cautious,

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freeing just £75 from his overstuffed wallet for some

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Victorian scales and a cake stand,

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leaving almost £400 available for today's shopping.

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That's a little diamond, isn't it?

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Later, they'll be making for the auction up in Dundee,

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but our next stop is in deepest Perthshire, at Rait.

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-Feeling lucky, punk?

-Of course I'm feeling lucky.

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I always feel lucky, don't I?

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-I know, and it'll happen one day.

-One day!

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They used to give lessons on getting out of these things gracefully.

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-You just take your time.

-I must sign up for one.

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You're not getting any younger, are you? Let's be honest.

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This is a substantial place. Lots of shops, lots of dealers.

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Room for them both to take a good look without

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fear of discovering the other lurking around the corner.

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That's a bit of a struggle, but delicious things.

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Paul's already getting itchy feet.

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While David, with just £65 in his pocket,

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is putting a brave face on some very nice things.

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When you walk into a shop like this that looks absolutely

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immaculate, half of your job has already been done. The stock is fab.

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Now, all I need to do - sounds easy -

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is buy something for very little money.

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Like these two, perhaps. Very David sort of items, I'd say.

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A pair of jade cups in that cabinet.

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-Probably no fantastic age to them.

-I would have thought they're 1920s

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but they're just quite a nice colour.

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Andrew's ticket price is £65.

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They've got that mottled jade.

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If you hold that up to the light, it just absolutely is magnificent.

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I mean, that is...

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Never mind 1920s, that is millions of years old, isn't it?

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The piece of jade is, yeah.

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The piece of jade is millions of years old.

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As a rule of thumb, if it looks really crude and almost rounded

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in its shape and not very detailed, that is their earlier jade.

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These aren't ancient. I can just see the swirl marks there where it's

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been turned on some kind of lathe.

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So I rate those as very chancy pieces

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and right up my street for Chinese.

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They couldn't be 25 for the pair, could they?

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-I think I would struggle at that, I think.

-There are utterly gorgeous.

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Make them 30 and I'll have them.

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-Make them 35 and you've got a deal.

-I'll have them. Thank you, Andrew.

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-Thank you.

-Absolutely marvellous. Thank you very much.

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Hang on. Here's Paul, look.

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Still having trouble spending

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but at least he's actually got some cash to worry about.

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I know I'm being cautious, and looking for the safe bets.

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That's not my style.

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I'm still looking for good things but I'm thinking,

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"Hmm, no, not that price." I'm losing my mojo.

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It was only one reverse, Paul. Come on, get back on the horse.

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Never mind that. I'll show you some things.

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Finally. About to fork out, are we?

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A pair of little pickle forks. Sweet.

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Arguably redundant.

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By Charles Horner.

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We associate Charles Horner, of course,

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with fabulous or lovely Art Nouveau pieces of small jewellery and so on.

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Hat pins and brooches. That name sells.

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May I have a look in this cabinet, please?

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These don't disappoint.

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I love the little terminals on those tines there.

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There's little return and it just accentuates them.

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A pair - that's a plus.

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That said, they're not an easy sell and it's only

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the Charles Horner thing that gives them a fighting chance.

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You've got 50 on them. Is there much slack in that?

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There is a little bit.

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35, I could do you those for.

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I'll no haggle any further. At 30, I'll just take them.

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Yeah, OK.

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-Easy.

-Deal.

-Thank you very much, Andrew.

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Whilst Paul's in reacquainting himself with his wallet,

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David's slipped next door.

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-Hi there. I'm David Harper.

-Hi. Hi. Rain.

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-Rain. Lovely to meet you.

-You too. Hi.

-Thank you very much.

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-Fabulous things all over the place.

-Great.

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-I'd love to find something really quirky. Odd.

-Quirky.

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You don't like the sort of Scottish vernacular stuff?

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Yeah, I do. What have you got?

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-An old door lock.

-That's the sort of thing I love.

-I do.

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-This is a bit mad.

-Oh, he's clocked that.

-It is, it is completely mad.

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-I like a bit of madness. Does it work?

-It doesn't work.

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-No, not at the moment.

-What have you got that described as?

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Continental, isn't it?

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Art Deco-y but it's one of those Art Deco made definitely

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within period, probably 1935 but a cheap-y.

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Not made for anyone with any money, that's for sure. How much?

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-Because I literally have 25.

-£25?

-That's all I've got left. That's it.

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30, actually, David.

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-I can't do that for 25, I'm sorry.

-Are you sure?

-Yeah.

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I just think it's got a great novelty funny value.

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-I know, but I paid more than that.

-Are you sure?

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Do you want to have a look at your book?

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-Let me just go and check my book.

-Go on, then.

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So, while Rain checks what she paid for the clock,

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David will hopefully have a bit of a recount himself.

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Before you say anything,

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I have to come clean because I've just done my calculations

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and I don't have 25, I've got 30 but I don't want to give you 30.

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-I still want to give you 25.

-Right, OK.

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Having looked at my book, I was telling you a little porky

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because it would give me a slim profit on that as it happens.

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-As it happens.

-Shall we do it?

-Yeah, why not?

-Let's do it.

-25.

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-Thank you very much indeed.

-OK, good luck with it.

-Brilliant.

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-All smiles again, then? That's a relief.

-Thank you.

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All smiles on the road, too.

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Travelling east from Rait towards the coast and St Andrews.

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In Medieval times, the town was an important centre of pilgrimage.

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-What a lovely place, actually.

-Very nice.

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There's a university here, isn't there?

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Isn't it one of the oldest universities in Europe?

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It is, but there's yet another venerable and prestigious

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institution based in St Andrews,

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namely the Royal and Ancient Golf Club,

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known worldwide as the home of the game.

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Did they film Chariots Of Fire on that beach?

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-I think you can be quite correct.

-Yes, that too.

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David, although obviously not a golfer himself,

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does have form having bagged a pile of golf gear early in the trip.

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He must have got the bug because now he's come to take

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a look behind the scenes at the museum dedicated to the sport.

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-You must be Laurie.

-Nice to meet you.

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Great to meet you and I must say,

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-this is the furthest north I've been in Scotland.

-Deary me.

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-It's terrible.

-Well, I'm glad you've made it up this far at least.

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The game is said to have originated in Scotland

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and the very first reference was back in 1457, when it was banned by

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James II so as not to distract his subjects

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from their archery practice.

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But although they were playing here at St Andrews back

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in the 16th century, the first rules were actually written in Edinburgh.

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This is the very first minute book of the Royal And Ancient Golf Club.

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Would you like to have a look? I'd love to.

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The book itself and the handwriting involved is just beautiful.

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-They are lovely artefacts in themselves.

-I love the English.

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-Articles and laws in playing the golf.

-That's right.

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What's rule number one?

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You must tee your ball within a club length of the hole.

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That's fascinating.

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The capital may have had quite a say, but St Andrews was

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known as the metropolis of golf

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and by the 19th century with the advent of professionalism,

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players began looking to the Royal and Ancient

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to govern the game.

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The British open began in 1860, and local boy Tom Morris

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was an early champion, striking the very first shot before winning several times.

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In the store room, they have examples of Morris' home-made golf balls.

0:25:200:25:24

Wow! It just feels wonderful. It's not perfect in any way.

0:25:240:25:29

Is that because it's been beaten so many times? Would it have been an absolute perfect sphere?

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It was certainly as spherical as they could get it.

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It's basically made by stitching pieces of leather

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and they're stuffed incredibly full with feathers.

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-Feathers?

-It could be light enough to be struck,

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but also, as you can feel, it's very firm.

0:25:450:25:48

It's as tough as old boots, isn't it? It really is.

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This is an example, again from about the 1850s,

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this is a Hugh Philp of St Andrew's club.

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This is the club you would have used alongside the feather ball.

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You can see how incredibly elegant they are.

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That is absolutely beauti...

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-It's just a piece of art.

-Philp himself one of the most renowned club makers of that period.

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Sometimes called the Stradivarius of club making.

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Throughout its history,

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the RNA has staunchly maintained a men only membership policy.

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So it's surprising to discover that St Andrews was also where,

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in 1867, the world's first women's golf club was born.

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Look at the clothing they're wearing there.

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I mean, that must have been very difficult.

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It was incredibly restrictive. You can see them with their bonnets,

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bustles, heavy volume skirts. Certainly very difficult to play in.

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Indeed it was discouraged, if not impossible,

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for the ladies to swing a club above their shoulders.

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One of the more shocking exhibits at the museum is the cabinet

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dedicated to Gloria Minoprio, famous not so much for her golfing prowess,

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as for introducing, in 1933, a very practical innovation - trousers.

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-That was a shock?

-It certainly was, yeah.

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Even the Ladies Golf Union issued a statement deploring this move by her.

0:27:070:27:13

There were reports of her wearing the trousers as far away as Australia,

0:27:130:27:16

so it certainly made a big impression on the golfing world.

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Did she go on to become anything special in the golfing world?

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Not really, I'm afraid not. In fact, she then trained as a conjurer.

0:27:220:27:27

Ah! That is fantastic. I would love to have met a woman like that.

0:27:270:27:32

Trust David of the infamous pink strides

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to identify with some scandalous trousers.

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But how about Paul? On the back nine and looking for a birdie or two?

0:27:380:27:44

Or better still, a rummage.

0:27:440:27:46

-I'm Paul.

-I'm Felicity. Hello.

-Felicity, lovely to see you.

0:27:460:27:49

-Very nice to see you, too.

-I like this - lovely feel.

0:27:490:27:52

Lovely feel. Great ambience.

0:27:520:27:54

There's no way I am walking past your door, ever.

0:27:540:27:58

That's it, Paul. Get stuck in.

0:27:580:28:01

There's got to be treasure tucked away here somewhere.

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-What's all that?

-Aha!

0:28:050:28:08

Badges and so on. There's the good old Black Watch.

0:28:080:28:11

The Royal Highland Regiment.

0:28:110:28:13

-That's the Fife and Forfar...

-What's that one?

0:28:130:28:17

-Fife and Forfar Yeomanry.

-Oh, is it?

0:28:170:28:19

That's a signaler's qualification badge and a little bronze rank bit.

0:28:190:28:22

And that is a little Argyll and Sutherland Highlanders watch fob, I guess.

0:28:220:28:28

-That there, in a strip-sealed bag, is an auctionable lot!

-OK!

0:28:280:28:34

-What's the price on it?

-Well, what shall we say?

0:28:340:28:37

Don't be too ambitious. There's nothing in there that's in anyway rare,

0:28:370:28:41

and I'm going to be really straight with you, Felicity.

0:28:410:28:44

The best thing in there is the watch fob.

0:28:440:28:46

But there's a nice little puckle there.

0:28:460:28:49

-50?

-No!

0:28:490:28:52

There is £25-£35 worth there, I reckon, nine times out of ten.

0:28:520:28:59

-So I'm going to give you 20 quid for them.

-25?

0:28:590:29:03

This is me being very tough.

0:29:030:29:07

-30?

-Very to... Do...! We shook!

0:29:070:29:11

-Shall I see if can spend something else?

-Yes.

-Great.

-Yes.

0:29:120:29:15

Yes, a good find. Deserves a hand.

0:29:150:29:19

Now, what's that in the window?

0:29:190:29:22

We have early 20th century split cane, two-piece fly rod.

0:29:220:29:30

Look at that little, eh, turned keeper there.

0:29:300:29:34

-Did you hear that?

-I heard a pop like a champagne cork.

0:29:340:29:37

That's precision! This was made by Robert Turnbull of Edinburgh.

0:29:370:29:42

-Was he famous?

-He made rods for all the royal family and the tsars.

0:29:420:29:47

-And the last one of these made £70,000.

-No way!

0:29:470:29:51

-I'm just making all of that up.

-He made it up! You rotter!

0:29:510:29:54

-Really, Paul!

-But it's as honest as the day is long

0:29:540:29:58

and it's straight.

0:29:580:29:59

It's not worth a great deal, you know that, I know that.

0:29:590:30:02

-But you've not overcooked that at £18.

-That's cheap.

-Not cheap enough.

0:30:020:30:07

-Come on, Felicity, don't let him run rings around you.

-17 for you.

0:30:070:30:12

We are not going down a pound, we'd be here forever, you know me!

0:30:120:30:15

Yes, we are, because this is your last shot.

0:30:150:30:18

-I know you've got plenty of money!

-HE ROARS WITH LAUGHTER

0:30:180:30:21

-Well said!

-Drat, drat, drat!

0:30:210:30:23

It is worth a tenner to me. Not worth any more, worth a tenner.

0:30:230:30:27

You are so tough. Tommy, come on. Come and negotiate.

0:30:270:30:30

Ah, back-up!

0:30:300:30:32

I refuse to see you bullied down...

0:30:320:30:35

See, I needed him!

0:30:350:30:37

..to this ridiculous price.

0:30:370:30:40

Oh, Lordy.

0:30:400:30:42

-Try for a 12.

-Shall we try for 12?

0:30:420:30:45

Maybe £12.50.

0:30:450:30:47

Felicity!

0:30:470:30:49

You're a right bad 'un for shaking the hand, then bumping it up again!

0:30:490:30:53

50 pence, we're not doing 50 pence!

0:30:530:30:55

£12. That's a lovely deal for both of us. Thanks again. Thank you.

0:30:550:30:58

Now, let's get the purchases out in the open.

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-Remember all those times you said to me, "Be gentle with me"?

-Yes?

0:31:050:31:09

-Be gentle with me, David.

-Really? You're not feeling confident?

0:31:090:31:12

Really!

0:31:120:31:13

-Mr Harper.

-OK, go for it, you reveal.

0:31:130:31:16

Oh, oh!

0:31:160:31:19

It doesn't look too bad now I see it again.

0:31:190:31:20

Actually, that's a good-looking Victorian scale.

0:31:200:31:23

-Wow!

-Late 19th century, I'd assume?

-Yep.

0:31:230:31:27

John White & Son of Auchtermuchty.

0:31:270:31:29

-IN A SCOTTISH ACCENT:

-Auchtermuchty? No!

0:31:290:31:32

-This, I like.

-Do you?

-I do, very much.

0:31:320:31:35

I like the original bag, that's good.

0:31:350:31:37

This, your cake stand, good, fun thing. Nice design.

0:31:370:31:42

-It's got a very good style.

-Glad you like that.

0:31:420:31:44

For me, it's my favourite lot.

0:31:440:31:47

This is a very civilised affair.

0:31:470:31:48

Mother of pearl set. Are they hallmarked? Silver?

0:31:480:31:52

-Charles Horner.

-Oh, very good make.

0:31:520:31:54

The last thing I would have looked at, but Charles Horner.

0:31:540:31:58

-Again, it's yesterday.

-PAUL SIGHS

0:31:580:32:01

Welcome to the 21st century.

0:32:010:32:02

HE LAUGHS

0:32:020:32:04

Here we go. Hang on.

0:32:040:32:06

What!

0:32:060:32:07

Hang on.

0:32:070:32:09

Ming, ding, dong.

0:32:090:32:12

Which we'll tell is now missing...

0:32:120:32:14

HE LAUGHS ..a family rose jardiniere.

0:32:140:32:17

That's more like it!

0:32:170:32:19

So there's been a massive chunk out of there.

0:32:190:32:21

-Not really.

-What do you mean, "not really"?

0:32:210:32:23

Not a massive one. It's had wear, and it's been touched in, in places.

0:32:230:32:27

You don't eat my wares!

0:32:270:32:29

-It's missing a massive chunk, that's all patched!

-It's decorative.

0:32:290:32:33

PAUL ROARS WITH LAUGHTER

0:32:330:32:34

One item savaged.

0:32:340:32:36

Now, lovebirds.

0:32:360:32:38

Tell me the clock works?

0:32:380:32:39

-No, has that cheered you up?

-PAUL LAUGHS

0:32:390:32:41

It's poor quality. I know that.

0:32:410:32:44

What will he make of the Canterbury?

0:32:440:32:47

Original handles, original porcelain feet.

0:32:470:32:49

1870, 1880, it's a very good thing.

0:32:490:32:53

I don't think you can buy cheap Canterburys.

0:32:530:32:56

And that, I really like. What did you pay?

0:32:560:33:00

-35 quid.

-Oh!

0:33:000:33:02

Interesting.

0:33:020:33:04

Nailbiter, nailbiter.

0:33:040:33:06

THEY LAUGH

0:33:060:33:08

But what do they really think?

0:33:100:33:12

I don't think Paul has anything of a super-duper merit,

0:33:120:33:18

apart from, possibly, the fishing rod.

0:33:180:33:21

And the rest of it is ordinary, unexciting,

0:33:210:33:27

and not worth very much money.

0:33:270:33:30

It's all about the Canterbury.

0:33:300:33:32

He's got that at a hell of a price.

0:33:320:33:34

Well done, that man.

0:33:340:33:35

If it does £250, that bridges the gap.

0:33:350:33:41

The Chinese vase is rubbish.

0:33:410:33:45

If he was unlucky,

0:33:450:33:47

he loses the profit that he makes on the Canterbury with the pot.

0:33:470:33:51

After starting out in Glasgow,

0:33:510:33:53

the final leg of our trip will conclude

0:33:530:33:55

on the east coast of Scotland, at Dundee.

0:33:550:33:59

Now, this town is justly famous for its jam, jute and journalism.

0:33:590:34:04

Meaning the cloth they used to make, the marmalade they still do,

0:34:040:34:07

and the publisher responsible for some of Britain's

0:34:070:34:10

most famous comics.

0:34:100:34:12

But, as well as that, Dundee gave us the Average White Band.

0:34:120:34:15

SONG: "Pick Up The Pieces"

0:34:150:34:17

Now, what's Paul got on?

0:34:170:34:20

It's pink trousers time again!

0:34:200:34:22

You know, they say, it takes a real man to wear pink, Paul Laidlaw!

0:34:220:34:25

-A real man.

-PAUL LAUGHS

0:34:250:34:27

A real man.

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Quite.

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Welcome to Curr & Dewar

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where I am sure the Dundonians will be anxious to pick up a few pieces.

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I wonder if auctioneer Steven Dewar

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considers any of our experts' lots above average?

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I do like the Canterbury, that's a nice bit of figured walnut,

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I think that one could do quite well.

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The Chinese vase, it's a good size but it has restoration.

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That, I think, could hold it back.

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David began with £325, and he spent almost all of it.

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A total of £320 on five auction lots.

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While Paul started out with £470.26,

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and he's spent a mere £142 also on five lots.

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The final auction approaches, and David, as always, is irrepressible.

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Slightly nervous, but very excited.

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Because the estimates are good.

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Well, let's see how his bargain inkwell fares, for a start.

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Nice item there. Onyx, and gilded,

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interest on this, starting off at £20.

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At £20 on commission. Take two anywhere for the inkwell?

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At £20, are you sure, folks?

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For the inkwell there, £20?

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22. 25.

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At £25, commission buyer.

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At £25, last chance with me.

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Thank you very much.

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A profit, but it shouldn't disturb his rival.

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I feel I got away lightly there.

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Now for Paul's even cheaper fishing rod.

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Start me off, £10? Surely now, for the split cane rod, £10.

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Surely now, come on.

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Surely now, 10 is the wave, sir.

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Keep going, I need more than that.

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£12. Are you sure?

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-Get my money back.

-£12 we have.

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At £12. 15.

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Slow, slow and steady.

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At £15.

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Is that a trickle of profit?

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Quite a catch for someone.

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-It's hardly a scorching start for us there.

-No.

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Paul has much higher hopes for his Auchtermuchty scales, though.

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Who will start me off, £50?

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30 only?

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Surely, 30 in the middle. At 35. 40. Five.

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50. Five.

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60. Five. 70. Five.

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80. Five.

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90. Five.

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95 with his bid.

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-He's a nice auctioneer, isn't he?

-Oh!

-He's a nice man.

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100. And 10.

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10 at the back. Last chance, sir.

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At £110, all done.

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Is it me, or did the sun just come out?

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A fine profit puts Paul ahead.

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Don't look round.

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The back, you can't see the back wall for Chinese people on mobile phones.

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What could they be here for?

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There's only one Chinese object in here.

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-What is that?

-My vase.

-No!

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He's toying with you, David.

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What will we say for this one, £100?

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Or 50, there you go.

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Surely now, £50. 30?

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Oh, dear, David.

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30 is bid. At £30 now. Any advance, at £30?

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First bid in, £30.

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Five anywhere?

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At £30, surely?

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He's trying his best.

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At £30, the only bid we've received.

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HE MUMBLES

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Are you actually sure? Five. 40.

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No. £40, at £40. Very, very cheap.

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Drop the hammer.

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Five. 50.

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No, £50.

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At 50 now, last chance, folks.

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At £50. Are you sure?

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DAVID LAUGHS Yes!

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Mr Walsh, thank you.

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THEY CHUCKLE

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A loss that can, at best, be described as stonking.

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So, I'm going to wish you all the luck in the world,

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and I sincerely mean that.

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Now, presenting Paul's pickle forks.

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Nice pair of forks there. Interest starts me off on commission at £20.

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At £20 for the pair of forks there. 22.

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24 on commission. At £24. 26.

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At £26. Any advance at 26?

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£26.

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Nothing like that vase, though.

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Paul wasn't too excited about his militaria either.

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But he knows his stuff, so let's just see.

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What will start, £30? 20.

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10 only? 10 is bid, militaria.

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12, ma'am. 15. 18.

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20. 22.

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25. 28. 30.

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32, 35. 38,

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40. 42,

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45.

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45 in the front. At £45, any advance?

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At 45 now?

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45.

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An honourable return on those.

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Time for David's crazy clock.

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Interest on this one, what will we say, £30?

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20?

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15, folks?

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Surely, good Art Deco style. 15 is bid.

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At £15. Any advance at 15.

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18.

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20. £20, in the front here at £20. Anybody else?

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For the clock there at £20, all done?

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£20 now, thank you.

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But a small loss.

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I've worked out that, to beat you,

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I need to sell the Canterbury for £46,000.

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HE SNORTS

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Quite an exaggeration, David.

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But it's not looking good, you're right, old fruit.

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Perhaps your little goblets can help.

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What will we say for these, £50?

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Or 30? 20, and go?

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Can I tempt you in? 20 only?

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Surely we can get a bid for £20 out there for the pair?

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-No interest?

-Thinking of dead horses.

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20 is bid, sir, thank you.

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At £20. And five, anywhere?

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At £20. First bidder, first price, all done.

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Thank you.

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It's all turning out very badly for David.

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I can't sit by and watch this happen.

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Come with me, it's going to be all right.

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It is going to be a lot better.

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Dundee, cakes, how can Paul's bargain stand fail?

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Interest on this one, and a £25 commission.

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£25.

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30. Five.

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Unbelievable.

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It's a nice piece of furniture, that.

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£35. Are you bidding?

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Last chance, then. At £35, commission buyer.

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Thank you, Wiseman.

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Crumbs. Another profit for Paul.

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You were right about pink trousers.

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It changes your complexion,

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everything's just gone swimmingly today.

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Last lot is the Canterbury that Paul was rather afraid of.

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It has to make an absolute fortune for David to win.

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The Canterbury there, good-looking Canterbury.

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And I have interest on my book which starts me off at £250.

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At £250 for the Canterbury. 250.

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At 250, on commission. At £250.

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At 250, opening bid. Are you all done?

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-Come on!

-At 250.

-Again, it's happened to me again.

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-One bidder.

-One bid.

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250, thank you very much.

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-Big result. What a way to go now.

-Not really, not really.

-Loser!

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David began with £325.

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Despite that final surge, he's made a small loss of £15.70,

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after paying auction costs.

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Leaving him with a total for the week of £309.30.

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Paul started out with £470.26.

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And, after paying auction costs, he's made a profit of £47.42.

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So, Paul wins this leg, and the week's trip, with £517.60.

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All profits donated to Children In Need.

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Well done, chaps.

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-Let your pink pants do the driving!

-PAUL LAUGHS

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-Victorious pink pants.

-Welcome to your new life!

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# If you're ever in a jam Here I am

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I love that!

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# If you're ever in mess, SOS!

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No, no.

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# If you ever feel so happy you land in jail, I'm your bail

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# It's friendship, friendship

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# Just a perfect friendship

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I've always said you were amazing.

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Paul, you know what? I think I love you.

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# Ours will still be hot! #

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Charlie takes on the Iron Lady.

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Margaret Thatcher.

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This teapot's not for pouring.

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And Thomas takes on Charlie.

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Do I need this for Roscoe?

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