Episode 8 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip


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-Some of the nation's favourite celebrities...

-Sensational!

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-..one antiques expert each...

-I know what you need.

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You need a history book!

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..for one big challenge -

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who can seek out and buy the best antiques

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at the very best prices...

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What is the man saying?

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-..at auction...

-55. A new bidder. Thank you.

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..for a big profit further down the road?

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Who will spot the good investments?

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Who will listen to advice,

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and who will be the first to say, "Don't you know who I am?"

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Time to put your mettle to the pedal!

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This is the Celebrity Antiques Road Trip.

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Yeah!

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Yeah, you're right! This is a 1963 Aston Martin.

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It moves. No, it purrs, actually.

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And how could you possibly beat that?

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Well, with two achingly cool icons of the silver screen...

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..and sexy with it.

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MUSIC: "James Bond Theme"

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It is difficult to hear the words "Bond Babe"

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without thinking of her.

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She's the original Avenger turned Bond girl

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turned cool Britannia legend.

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Get out of here!

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She's Miss Galore.

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She's Honor Blackman.

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Now, how much do you know about antiques?

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Well, I really don't know that much about antiques,

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but I opened some storage boxes, and I found photographs of myself

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the size of this car.

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And this erotic Nordic goddess

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has been in our hearts since the swinging '60s -

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one-time wife to Peter Sellers and Bond sidekick

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in The Man With The Golden Gun. Look at that tummy!

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Do we need to discuss my age?

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She's Miss Goodnight. She's Britt Ekland.

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You've had some marvellous cars, haven't you?

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I have, yes. My first car was a Lotus Elan.

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My second car was a Bristol Viotti.

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My third car was the brand-new Mercedes,

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and then I had a Maserati Ghibli,

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and in one of my sheds...

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Wow! Two sheds!

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As celebrated and capable as they are,

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we can't expect these fabulous girls to go it alone.

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So we've got them some eye-candy!

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Oh!

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He's a veteran auctioneer and road-tripper,

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but he's occasionally lost for words.

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-THEY LAUGH

-He is mounted with nuts.

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He's now fully recovered. He's Charlie Ross!

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That is the worst thing I've ever seen in my life!

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And I know what you're thinking -

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who's this daring, demonstrative Derbyshire dandy?

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Well, I tell you, he's a fine young auctioneer.

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He's Charles Hanson.

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-Cross-breeding rabbits with chickens?

-Yes.

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-And it worked?

-Of course not.

-Oh!

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OK, so he's not the sharpest tool in the box.

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And, whilst the Bond babes enjoy their cool wheels,

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our experts have to make do with a petite 1967 Triumph Vitesse.

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My dad had one of those.

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We are with two of the most famous actresses

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-to have been on the big screen.

-I can't wait, Charlie.

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I really can't wait. You and I, we are going on a double date.

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CHARLIE LAUGHS

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I hope that my antique expert is not a young man.

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It's been over 25 years since I last had a young man,

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so let's hope that he's old and fat.

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I don't want mine to be old and fat.

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I want him to be very knowledgeable, to make up for me,

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and I hope, er, fun, sense of humour, that's all.

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-Hot, hot, hot!

-THEY LAUGH

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Now, you be careful what you wish for, girls.

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Now, let's see where we're going.

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Cambridge kicks off the competitive road-tripping,

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ending at auction in glorious Greenwich, southeast London.

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So, today's mission begins

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in this handsome, sundrenched university city...

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..home to punting, cycling, studying,

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and, hopefully, shopping.

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Be careful of the bicycles. There's a lot of bicycles here.

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-How do I look?

-You're looking absolutely gorgeous.

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-You've had a haircut, haven't you?

-Well, I thought,

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we're meeting some serious talent.

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Might as well try and look the part, OK?

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-Shall we pull a pose?

-Best behaviour.

-Absolutely.

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-Ladies!

-Hello!

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-Hi. I'm Charlie.

-Hi! Britt.

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-Hello!

-Lovely to meet you.

-And you.

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-How's her driving?

-It's absolutely brilliant.

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-Is it?

-It's a very difficult car to drive.

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I'm sure it's not easy. Allow me to take your coat.

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-Are you a car person, Honor?

-I liked motorbikes, but not now.

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Oh, dear, I'm all of a flutter! Now, we've got to pair up, girls.

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-This is what we do.

-Eeny, meeny, miny, mo?

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SHE RECITES RHYME IN SWEDISH

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There we are.

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-What is all of this?

-I think he's lost for words.

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Why don't I go with Britt, because, you know, I'm the younger one

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-of us two, and a bit more...

-Oh! My word!

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Charles, how could you?

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Honor, I will be honoured to take you shopping.

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And you come shopping with me. Let's leave these two.

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-All right.

-After you.

-I knew it!

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-I knew they'd give me the young one.

-I'm delighted.

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Good luck, everyone - especially Britt. You'll need it.

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You've got £400 per team, instructions to shop,

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and remember, if you're captured, we must deny all knowledge

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of your actions.

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Oh, my God! How long have you had your licence?

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-About ten years.

-Ten years?

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I'm quite in control.

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I think driving an iconic lady to me is just priceless.

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More than any antique in the world, I've got you in the car with me.

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We're talking antiques now, aren't we?

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We are. Sorry. Sorry.

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Almost too good weather to be shopping, isn't it?

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The kind of shopping I can't bear is for clothes.

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-This, I'm really looking forward to.

-Look in the window. Do you see...

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-I know!

-So many things!

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Ooh, yes!

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You're going to have to concentrate. It's not going to be easy.

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-There's so much to choose from!

-We'll find something. After you.

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Are you courting?

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No. That was beautifully put.

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-Oh. Are you looking for love?

-No. I've got a dog.

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Crikey, Charles! You're not wasting any time, mate. Moving in!

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-Oh, my goodness! Look at that.

-Do you like it or not?

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-No.

-Thank God for that! We're on the same wavelength!

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-Yeah.

-I have to say, that's awful, isn't it?

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There's so much!

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I know! There really are loads of items

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in David Theobald Antiques' crowded shop.

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And here for your shopping enquiries is owner Mr David Theobald himself.

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-Honor!

-Yes?

-How's it going?

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Um, delicate shapes don't seem to work anymore

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for the present generation,

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and it's the present generation in general that's buying.

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Yep, I'm afraid it's us delicate people

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who like the delicate things, darling.

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David, what I know is popular

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are great plates that you put on the kitchen wall,

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pretending to be a farmhouse.

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So many people build wonderful kitchens,

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and that's what they try to achieve. Do you have anything...

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-There are one or two in the window.

-Are there?

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Forward. Lead me!

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Ooh! Well, we're just getting started,

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and Honor has a plan already.

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Look. That's a decent-size one, and it's in beautiful condition.

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-I like that!

-So do I.

-It's Davenport Stone,

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1810, 1815.

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Now, that's what I call a proper antique.

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Potter John Davenport began making his fine earthenware from 1785,

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and this handsome, decorative meat dish

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is a fairly early example, hence the price of £215 -

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almost as much as a joint of meat would cost today to put on it! Hah!

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The label with the price on it is very faded.

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-You mean it's been there for a long time.

-Exactly!

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You've hit the nail on the head. So do you think it was priced

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-a little high to begin with?

-Well, I don't know.

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If you bought that, Honor, I would be right up behind you.

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Don't let it slide off, whatever happens.

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So, the pressure's on, Honor.

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Is this the big plate you were hoping for,

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and can you risk the investment?

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What are we trying to do? Are we trying to make money?

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-Make money. Make money.

-I love that,

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but unless David can do that for nearer £100,

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you're going to be risking a lot of your money.

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Presumably you can't do that for £120.

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-It's a loss.

-Think of the tax man!

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He'd be so cross if you showed a loss in your book.

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If I gave you a couple of photographs, you could sell them.

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A signed photograph of Honor Blackman!

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Well, in that case, yes!

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THEY LAUGH

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Honor, you're a star. You're a pleasure to shop with.

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100...and 20.

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-Thank you very much indeed.

-120.

-Yeah.

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I thought we were getting it for 100.

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-Oh, 100? I did say 120 in the end, didn't I?

-Did you?

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-I'm afraid I did.

-OK. Right.

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If it sells for 110, you can shoot me.

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Well, a licence to kill already! Not bad for a morning's work.

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Well done, you! What did you want? A big plate.

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-What have we bought?

-A big plate.

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-You bought a proper antique.

-Can't be bad.

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Well done to you both. The day's just beginning,

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and there's a chunk of the early 19th century

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in your swag bag already.

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However, Britt and Charles have yet to find an antique -

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or, indeed, a shop.

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If I could be a born-again man,

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and I could choose any male specimen - Roger Moore.

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-If you ever see him, just tell him that, OK?

-I will.

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He is the ultimate male, in my opinion.

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-He was gorgeous!

-Absolutely.

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Sean was your rough-and-ready, but Roger was smooth and sensual.

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-Roger was, like, sophisticated.

-Oh, yeah.

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-He was a sex object.

-He was. He was.

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If we ever go for physical, I'd go for more...

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-Suave.

-No!

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Skinnier.

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That's good.

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They don't come much skinnier than you, Carlos.

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But this is not a date. I'm sorry, everyone - especially Mrs Hanson.

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-Look! Look, look. Antiques!

-Oh, my goodness!

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-Excellent.

-Let's do it.

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Steady!

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Hold on. Hold on. It's done on purpose so I can escort you out.

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You're such a gent, Charles.

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Well, he tries to be.

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Hold on, Britt. Can't open the door.

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I'm sorry about this. Just push on your door a bit, please.

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SHE LAUGHS

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Charles!

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Just push down on the handle. Just pull that really hard.

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Dear, oh, dear, oh, dear! Gets a celebrity - now look.

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Think about it, Hanson. Why isn't the door opening?

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Anybody got a coat hanger? Look out. Here she comes.

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-Oh, that's good.

-Come on. After you.

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Quite nimble. So, that went well, Charles!

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But you have at least found a shop. Welcome to The Hive,

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with Bill and Julia in attendance.

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There's some really nice things here, Britt. Let them talk to you.

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-Let the objects talk to you.

-This I know nothing about.

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There's an Egyptian bronze of a royal lady,

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and that's fourth-century BC.

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It came from the time of the great age of the pyramids.

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That's history, isn't it? When you look at these things,

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you think, my goodness me, they can go back 2,000 or 3,000 years,

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and you can handle them and believe that history.

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-Doesn't that get you excited?

-No. It does not excite me.

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Oh, dear! Top marks for trying, Charles.

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However, you might need to try even harder!

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This girl knows what she likes.

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I hear what he says. I understand what he says.

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-But we don't have the same taste.

-I think we do.

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When we talk about taste, what I mean is...

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The things... I can see something specific, as can you.

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-Yes.

-We might not see the same object.

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-Yes. We have a chemistry.

-We have a chemistry, yes.

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And it stops the minute the camera goes off.

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-Yeah. Yeah.

-He's a married man.

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His wife wants children.

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Right!

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Let's leave this awkward, embarrassing modern relationship,

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and relax with something more old fashioned - like Charlie Ross.

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-Forward into battle!

-I'm afraid I'm not Sean Connery.

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THEY LAUGH I'll just have to do today.

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ENGINE ROARS Oh...

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Sorry about this. ENGINE COUGHS AND STARTS

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Look! The Cambridge Antiques Centre. This is where we need to be.

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Indeed it is, Charlie,

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with owner Steve here to help you -

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although perhaps you've met before.

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-You're giving me a knowing look. We've met before.

-A long time ago.

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-How long ago?

-17 years.

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-Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

-He's smiling, so it can't be bad.

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We used to come to your saleroom a lot. You came to my house

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when I moved, because I couldn't take all my stuff with me.

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-You sold most of it, and got me jolly good prices.

-Good prices!

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That's a stroke of luck. He's going to look after us.

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In my experience, and knowing what I know,

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I'd say there's good karma here.

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Very decorative little pine miniature chest.

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Well, it's more like a wash stand, because it's got a shaped back to it.

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But I love the almost oak-leaf, maple-leaf...

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Traditionally Victorian in its style.

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A rather sweet and simple piece at £88.

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But will it turn Honor Blackman's discerning head?

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You look as if you're...sniffing as if you've found something.

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I've seen something that just might be a possibility.

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I thought it would make a little jewellery casket

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-for someone's bedroom.

-I would change its knobs, to begin with.

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-It's very decorative on the top.

-It's only spoilt by the knobs.

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-You can always change a knob.

-Yes, yes.

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THEY LAUGH

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-So, what do you think?

-It's very good for the purpose

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you suggest, and it would help somebody like me.

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One necklace gets caught up with another necklace.

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He says, "For God's sakes, hurry up!"

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HE LAUGHS

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And you can't disentangle it.

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-Do you know what I think it will make at auction?

-I'll guess.

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65.

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You're very good at this, aren't you?

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Steve, is there a monstrous discount on this,

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-or is there a shaving to be had?

-Not for you, Charles,

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but for Miss Blackman.

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-Ooh!

-I'm cosying up.

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I'm going to leave the room.

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For you I am going to half the price.

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£88, so how about 44?

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SHE SCREAMS You're lovely!

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No, no, no. You're supposed to say, "How about 40?"

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Ah! I have to do that? I'm not very good at that.

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-You have to haggle.

-Yes.

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-You've haggled for me. Thank you.

-You're welcome. It's my pleasure.

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Such is the allure of the Bond girl,

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Steve has actually haggled himself down to £40!

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Charlie will be proud.

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I heard her squeal. What happened?

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We can have it for 40.

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-Miss Blackman, ten out of ten!

-Where's the money?

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Oh! So like a woman!

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HE LAUGHS

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Another able acquisition from our antiques Avenger.

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No wonder our dithering double agents

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want to creep up on the competition.

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Those two, they're worse than children!

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-I can see Pussy Galore!

-What about the chap that played Goldfinger?

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Oh, he was a very nice man. He said, "How do you do?"

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-And then Gavin and Gert said...

-Go find out!

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Go! Go!

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SHE HONKS HORN

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What is going on here? THEY LAUGH

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-How are you?

-Very well.

-We are cruising. We are happy.

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We are content. Are we in your way here?

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-Not in the slightest.

-Yes, you are. Yes, you are.

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-Oh, yes, you are. Sorry.

-You want us to go?

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-Yes. Well, no.

-Fine. OK.

0:17:070:17:09

-THEY LAUGH

-Fine.

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-These girls!

-We have to do what we have to do.

0:17:120:17:16

Well said, Honor. With nothing yet in their swag bag,

0:17:160:17:19

Britt and Charles must get to work.

0:17:190:17:22

-You think I should wear moisturiser?

-Of course you should.

0:17:220:17:25

I'm a real man.

0:17:250:17:27

Yeah, and then you'll look like a real old man soon, as well.

0:17:270:17:31

I like this.

0:17:310:17:33

Me, too. I have one in cut crystal, and the top is silver.

0:17:330:17:37

I think it's something which... Although it's plated,

0:17:370:17:40

people will say - young, retro, Greenwich Market...

0:17:400:17:43

I'm an expert at this. What you do is,

0:17:430:17:45

put your crushed ice in here.

0:17:450:17:48

You put one measure of plain vodka.

0:17:480:17:52

-Wow!

-Then you put a quarter measure of peach schnapps,

0:17:520:17:57

and then you put one full measure of cranberry juice,

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then you do the Tom Cruise. Cha-cha-cha!

0:18:010:18:04

Ah, so it's shaken but not stirred!

0:18:040:18:06

It's excellent. My favourite drink in the world.

0:18:060:18:09

-How much is it?

-£18.

0:18:090:18:11

-Too much?

-Yeah.

0:18:110:18:13

For £10. It's got to be worth 25, surely.

0:18:130:18:16

-What's the best you can do?

-Don't tell him.

0:18:160:18:19

Very best, for you, £10 note.

0:18:190:18:21

-OK, fine.

-I'm hoping we might be able to offer eight.

0:18:210:18:25

-I don't know.

-We'll split the difference. Nine.

0:18:250:18:28

-OK. What do you think?

-Do you know what?

0:18:280:18:31

I think it's a fairly... ought to be a safe bet.

0:18:310:18:34

-I'm 100 percent with you.

-Shall we go for it?

0:18:340:18:37

-Yeah.

-And a cocktail from it as well later on,

0:18:370:18:39

-made by your fair hands?

-That can easily be arranged.

0:18:390:18:43

Oh, my God. What do you think? £9? Going, going...

0:18:430:18:45

-Buying it.

-Bing!

-Gone. We'll take it.

0:18:450:18:47

Congratulations, Britt and Charles. A purchase finally made.

0:18:470:18:51

But are you keeping up with Pussy Galore, etc, next door?

0:18:510:18:56

You can't usually go wrong with a bit of silver,

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and I've just spotted those pepper pots.

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And those are modelled as capstans from a ship,

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and there's a set of four of them.

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I think they would almost double up as salt and pepper.

0:19:060:19:09

Post-war, 1948.

0:19:090:19:12

They're 98. I'm going to whisper to you, then I'm going to run away,

0:19:120:19:15

because you are the ace negotiator.

0:19:150:19:17

HE WHISPERS

0:19:170:19:20

I think that sign means "try it at 50" -

0:19:210:19:23

quite a drop from £98.

0:19:230:19:26

However, coded hand signals could be a good tactic today.

0:19:260:19:30

Bill would probably show me the door,

0:19:300:19:33

and probably give me a good spanking,

0:19:330:19:35

but see if you can do something on those. I have faith in those.

0:19:350:19:39

-I'm going to run away.

-Now, Bill,

0:19:390:19:42

what do you think you could do for these?

0:19:420:19:44

I'd go 80. £80.

0:19:470:19:49

-That's a good price.

-That's all?

0:19:500:19:53

-Could you make it 70?

-75, and we've got a deal.

0:19:530:19:56

Charlie? Bill can do it for 75.

0:19:560:20:00

-We've got to be hard here. Can you do them for 65, Bill?

-No.

0:20:000:20:04

-Ooh, he said that very quickly.

-£70.

0:20:040:20:07

70 quid. Do you like them, Honor?

0:20:070:20:09

Yes, I think they're charming,

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and unusual beyond belief.

0:20:110:20:13

Great! We've got a deal.

0:20:130:20:15

Meanwhile, Britt and Charles have a view to a killer item at £39.

0:20:170:20:22

Right. Let's just look at these... Oops!

0:20:220:20:24

-Oh, my God!

-Sorry, Britt.

0:20:240:20:27

-These are Cartier cards.

-I know.

-Priced at 39.

0:20:270:20:30

-Heard of Cartier?

-What do you think I'm wearing?

0:20:300:20:33

A watch. It is Cartier. Sorry, Britt.

0:20:330:20:35

-Oh, the ring's Cartier!

-Idiot.

0:20:350:20:37

Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You are just a classy... Come back.

0:20:370:20:40

-I'm sorry! Come on. I'm sorry.

-SHE TOOTS HORN

0:20:400:20:44

Sorry!

0:20:440:20:46

Look, they're gilt. They're gold, as well.

0:20:460:20:48

-I would say they are not very old. Now, this...

-It's gold, isn't it?

0:20:480:20:52

Oh, don't be such an idiot.

0:20:520:20:55

What do you do with a man like this? Send him back home to his wife?

0:20:550:20:58

-You certainly don't marry him.

-No, it is gold.

0:20:580:21:01

I like that personally. I saw it,

0:21:010:21:03

but I thought, "I'm not going to go there."

0:21:030:21:06

Well, let me make it really, really tempting for you.

0:21:060:21:08

Um, how about a tenner?

0:21:080:21:11

Oh, my God!

0:21:110:21:13

Oh, my goodness, gracious me!

0:21:150:21:18

If you're so keen to sell them, that's really, really helpful.

0:21:180:21:24

Oh, no, Charles. No!

0:21:240:21:26

You've just had a terribly generous 75 percent reduction.

0:21:260:21:30

What kind of man would try to haggle further?

0:21:300:21:33

I'm a hard man, so I would go in and offer £5,

0:21:330:21:37

and just see if it's worthy of opportunity.

0:21:370:21:39

Absolutely not. Not for you. You ask me.

0:21:390:21:42

-You have no shame.

-No, because we're in it together!

0:21:420:21:46

There. It's on a plate for you.

0:21:460:21:48

-The problem I have...

-Look at me.

0:21:480:21:51

..is now this wonderful man has to make a living.

0:21:510:21:56

We've already bought a cocktail shaker, haven't we?

0:21:560:21:58

Nine quid is not going to make his dinner!

0:21:580:22:01

I have a pension. Don't worry about me.

0:22:010:22:03

You got a pension?

0:22:030:22:05

-And you can pay for your skin cream?

-Absolutely.

0:22:050:22:09

And for you, the price can be £5.

0:22:090:22:13

But please don't haggle anymore.

0:22:130:22:16

I never haggle!

0:22:160:22:18

Group hug!

0:22:180:22:20

I'm sorry about that, sir. I hope you don't mind.

0:22:200:22:23

-I don't mind at all.

-Sorry, Steven.

0:22:230:22:25

Being kissed by Charles is not everybody's cup of tea.

0:22:250:22:28

We usually just go for handshakes on the Road Trip.

0:22:280:22:31

When you did the Bond films,

0:22:310:22:33

Sean Connery was actually driving the cars, presumably.

0:22:330:22:36

-Yes.

-I'm now feeling suitably nervous, driving you along.

0:22:360:22:39

There's a guy who's bought my helicopter out of Goldfinger,

0:22:390:22:44

-and he's waiting to give me a ride.

-Oh, how fantastic!

0:22:440:22:48

I'm waiting for him to give me a ride, yeah.

0:22:480:22:51

Doesn't Cambridge look lovely in the afternoon sun?

0:22:510:22:55

So unassuming, so tranquil, so learned!

0:22:550:22:59

So full of spies!

0:22:590:23:01

Once the scene of the most serious espionage scandal

0:23:030:23:07

in modern British history.

0:23:070:23:09

-What was that old job?

-Oh, that famous actress...

0:23:090:23:12

Oh, yes.

0:23:120:23:14

In a dastardly double-plotting detour

0:23:140:23:17

from their shopping assignment,

0:23:170:23:19

Honor Blackman is bringing our Checkpoint Charlie

0:23:190:23:23

to the library of Cambridge University,

0:23:230:23:25

uncovering the archive of Britain's secret history,

0:23:250:23:29

or history of secrets.

0:23:290:23:31

Here they come.

0:23:310:23:33

There! Allow me, ma'am. There's a man waiting for you.

0:23:330:23:38

No ordinary man.

0:23:380:23:40

He's on the inside. He's librarian John Wells,

0:23:400:23:44

so try not to blow his cover.

0:23:440:23:46

-Charlie Ross.

-Very nice to meet you.

-John, Honor Blackman.

0:23:460:23:50

-Welcome to the university library.

-Thank you.

-Come on in.

0:23:500:23:54

The library has existed since the early 15th century,

0:23:540:23:57

but is now contained in this handsome modernist structure,

0:23:570:24:01

built in the 1930s,

0:24:010:24:04

which was Cambridge University's most politically tumultuous period,

0:24:040:24:07

with some frankly dodgy students.

0:24:070:24:10

So, this is the Cambridge Five -

0:24:100:24:13

Burgess, Philby, Maclean, Blunt, and the fifth man, Cairncross.

0:24:130:24:18

These are the student record cards which were compiled by clerks

0:24:180:24:22

in the university offices.

0:24:220:24:24

And you can see that it's just very standard academic careers.

0:24:240:24:28

They were recruited here in the 1930s.

0:24:280:24:30

-They were spying for Russia.

-But how did they get at them?

0:24:300:24:33

Did they meet somebody having a drink in a pub, or...

0:24:330:24:37

Well, Cambridge in the 1930s was a hotbed of Marxism and Communism.

0:24:370:24:42

The Communist Party at the time was seen as the bulwark

0:24:420:24:45

against the rise of Hitler's Germany.

0:24:450:24:48

Cambridge has always been a training ground

0:24:500:24:53

for Britain's political elite.

0:24:530:24:55

With the great ideological schisms of the early 20th century,

0:24:550:24:59

spymasters turned their eyes to the new generation

0:24:590:25:03

of potential political players.

0:25:030:25:05

Burgess graduated to work for the British Embassy in Washington,

0:25:050:25:11

with Maclean working at the Foreign Office in London,

0:25:110:25:15

both passing information to the Soviet Union.

0:25:150:25:17

The pair famously vanished without trace in 1951.

0:25:170:25:22

A press conference in Moscow five years later

0:25:230:25:26

confirmed their defection, but there is evidence of spying

0:25:260:25:30

reaching way back into our past.

0:25:300:25:33

This is a 12th-century manuscript,

0:25:330:25:35

beautiful Anglo-Norman script.

0:25:350:25:37

It's William of Malmesbury's History Of The Kings Of England,

0:25:370:25:41

and it includes the story of Alfred the Great,

0:25:410:25:44

and one story every school child used to know

0:25:440:25:46

is that he was a spy for a short part of his career.

0:25:460:25:49

When he was hiding out in Athelney, with Danes all around,

0:25:490:25:52

he needed to know more about what was going on in their camp,

0:25:520:25:55

so he dressed up as a minstrel. He hazards an enterprise

0:25:550:25:59

of great daring and danger, and goes into the Danish camp,

0:25:590:26:02

and comes out with all the information he needs.

0:26:020:26:05

How extraordinary! And the date of that?

0:26:050:26:07

That was happening in 878.

0:26:070:26:10

In war, a little bit of spying can go a long way.

0:26:100:26:14

I suppose spying really is common sense, isn't it?

0:26:140:26:17

I mean, if you wanted to know what was going on in the other camp...

0:26:170:26:21

Yeah! I mean, ultimately, over the years,

0:26:210:26:23

it's saved a huge number of lives, hasn't it?

0:26:230:26:26

What dull lives we live!

0:26:260:26:28

Well, no. You've touched on a lot of this, haven't you?

0:26:280:26:31

Indeed she has.

0:26:310:26:33

From William of Malmesbury to Ian Fleming

0:26:330:26:37

and John le Carre, espionage has always pricked our attention,

0:26:370:26:42

making great stories, novels, and, of course, films.

0:26:420:26:45

And, as with all good fiction, the roots are often in real events.

0:26:450:26:50

These are papers from the archive

0:26:500:26:52

of a man called Samuel Hoare, who was later Viscount Templewood.

0:26:520:26:56

He was an interesting man. He was a Conservative MP

0:26:560:26:59

at the start of the First World War, but joined the army,

0:26:590:27:02

and became first secretary in St Petersburg for MI6,

0:27:020:27:07

and later sent to Italy as part of the military mission there,

0:27:070:27:11

-working for MI5.

-What a fascinating career!

0:27:110:27:13

Isn't it? Yes. This is a letter from Mansfield Cumming to Samuel Hoare,

0:27:130:27:17

giving him his instructions for St Petersburg,

0:27:170:27:20

and Cumming was the first head of the Secret Intelligence Service,

0:27:200:27:24

MI6, as it became.

0:27:240:27:26

And you can see he's signed his signature in green ink,

0:27:260:27:30

and if you remember the James Bond books,

0:27:300:27:33

M, the spymaster there, signs his letters in green ink.

0:27:330:27:36

Oh, right!

0:27:360:27:38

It's a trait of MI5 heads even today,

0:27:380:27:41

and John Scarlett, who until recently was head of MI6,

0:27:410:27:44

has confirmed that he still signed his letters in green ink.

0:27:440:27:47

Why did they write instructions?

0:27:470:27:51

Shouldn't everything be secret,

0:27:510:27:53

and only walk in St James's Park, the two of you together?

0:27:530:27:57

THEY LAUGH

0:27:570:27:59

Obviously you should always burn instructions after reading.

0:27:590:28:03

Fortunately this was often forgotten,

0:28:040:28:07

hence the wonderful double-dealing archive here at Cambridge.

0:28:070:28:10

Thank you very much indeed, John. It's been fascinating.

0:28:100:28:15

It's now time for everyone to come in from the cold.

0:28:150:28:19

Cambridgeshire must provide a debriefing

0:28:190:28:23

and shelter for the night. Sweet dreams, road-trippers,

0:28:230:28:26

and no sleeping with the enemy - particularly you, Charles.

0:28:260:28:30

It's "007" hours in the morning,

0:28:340:28:38

and our happy shoppers are straight back at it.

0:28:380:28:41

Concentrate! I don't want you hitting barns.

0:28:410:28:45

Steady, Hanson. Steady! Don't kill an old man.

0:28:450:28:49

You know, I don't think that people in general understand

0:28:490:28:52

that being an actress and being a mother

0:28:520:28:56

is probably one of the hardest professions.

0:28:560:28:59

-Don't you think so?

-Well, I think so,

0:28:590:29:02

but I think probably a surgeon might say the same thing.

0:29:020:29:06

So far, Pussy Galore and Agent Ross have shopped steadily,

0:29:070:29:12

spending £230 on three items - the Davenport meat dish...

0:29:120:29:17

..the miniature wash stand with controversial knobs,

0:29:180:29:21

and the silver capstan pepper pots.

0:29:210:29:24

Honor and Charlie have £170 left to complete their mission.

0:29:240:29:30

Take him by the hair, and remember my...

0:29:300:29:33

You couldn't do that with me, could you?

0:29:330:29:37

Meanwhile, Miss Goodnight and her international man of mystery

0:29:370:29:42

have played it very cool, spending just £14 on two items -

0:29:420:29:47

the unstirred cocktail shaker,

0:29:470:29:49

and the appropriately stylish playing cards.

0:29:490:29:52

Britt and Charles have a healthy £386 left

0:29:520:29:55

to exchange for antiques -

0:29:550:29:57

or information.

0:29:570:30:00

Naughty!

0:30:000:30:01

We're getting to know each other, aren't we?

0:30:040:30:07

Yeah, but business is more important than knowing each other.

0:30:070:30:10

We can do that after.

0:30:100:30:12

Now, pay attention, BBC 002.

0:30:140:30:18

The road trip is relocating this assignment,

0:30:180:30:21

15 miles south from spy-infested Cambridge

0:30:210:30:24

to the handsome town of Saffron Walden. Yeah.

0:30:240:30:28

What we have so far is very, very cheap.

0:30:280:30:32

-I'll buy whatever you like for you.

-OK.

-But within budget.

-OK.

0:30:320:30:36

-Do we know where we are?

-I haven't got a clue where we are.

0:30:380:30:41

I think we're probably back where we started.

0:30:410:30:43

First to make it to this rich new antiques mine are Britt and Charles.

0:30:430:30:49

Let's hope they can steal a lead on the day's shopping.

0:30:490:30:52

Here we are, Britt. This is where now we've got to really go for it.

0:30:520:30:56

-Last shop.

-Don't put stress on me like that.

0:30:560:30:59

But we've got an hour, an hour to shop.

0:30:590:31:02

-Let's go, Britt.

-OK. Hang on. Let me get my bag.

0:31:020:31:04

OK.

0:31:040:31:06

Just pull your handle and we'll go.

0:31:060:31:09

I am pulling my handle.

0:31:090:31:11

Oh, no!

0:31:110:31:13

This is taking valuable shopping time.

0:31:140:31:17

Let's think about this. If you just turn that handle there...

0:31:170:31:20

But I did!

0:31:200:31:22

Right. This could take a while.

0:31:220:31:25

Fortunately the wonderfully adept Honor Blackman

0:31:250:31:28

has managed to disembark from that lovely Aston Martin,

0:31:280:31:31

and has brought Charlie along to Lankester Antiques.

0:31:310:31:34

Paul Lankester himself is limbering up

0:31:340:31:37

for some tense negotiations.

0:31:370:31:40

I don't like that. But perhaps we should buy something we don't like

0:31:400:31:43

but we think is very Greenwich.

0:31:430:31:45

Well, perhaps, but you might want to think more

0:31:450:31:48

about your iconic travelling companion.

0:31:480:31:51

Honor, am I allowed to call you an icon?

0:31:510:31:54

Could you walk down the street?

0:31:540:31:56

Well, some people are absolutely enchanting.

0:31:560:31:59

-Most people are lovely.

-Yeah. Yeah.

0:31:590:32:01

It was if they got drunk that it was difficult.

0:32:010:32:05

-Yes.

-Because people feel they know you very, very well,

0:32:050:32:09

because you've been on their television screens.

0:32:090:32:13

I was called out for fights, of course, in The Avengers,

0:32:130:32:16

-if people were drunk. Yes.

-Oh!

0:32:160:32:18

Ask you to dance, then say, "You can't really do it,"

0:32:180:32:21

and all this, and, "I'll see you outside."

0:32:210:32:25

Oh, awful! Surely no-one would want to pick a fight

0:32:250:32:29

with the lovely Honor Blackman.

0:32:290:32:31

Still, perhaps this tough, former leather-trousered goddess

0:32:310:32:35

could offer our Charles some inspiration,

0:32:350:32:37

rather than fisticuffs.

0:32:370:32:40

-Paul, sell us something!

-There's a lot of bicyclists around

0:32:400:32:44

in Greenwich, I'm sure, and here's a very ancient Lucas King cycle lamp.

0:32:440:32:49

But the interesting thing is, it's a petrol lamp.

0:32:490:32:52

-Can you imagine that? Petrol!

-It's not in great condition.

0:32:520:32:56

-Great bit of history.

-Fascinating.

0:32:560:32:58

I like the idea of you on a motorbike with this.

0:32:580:33:01

There's a sentimental reason. If I saw that at auction,

0:33:010:33:04

I would expect it would probably make between £20 and £30.

0:33:040:33:08

I'm asking 35.

0:33:080:33:11

You've just said we'd get £20.

0:33:110:33:13

Between 20 and 35, I said.

0:33:130:33:16

Mm! I've got a funny feeling that Charlie Ross is about to slope off,

0:33:160:33:21

you know, for tactical reasons.

0:33:210:33:23

Well, I'm going to disappear, Paul,

0:33:240:33:26

leave you at the tender mercies of Miss Blackman.

0:33:260:33:29

-I'm sure she'll be safe. But will I?

-SHE LAUGHS

0:33:290:33:33

You know that we can't afford more than something like £10.

0:33:330:33:38

Goodness gracious!

0:33:380:33:40

It's terribly sad.

0:33:400:33:42

Could you ever go that far?

0:33:420:33:45

How would you feel about giving me 25,

0:33:450:33:47

so I at least get my money back, and hopefully you can make a profit.

0:33:470:33:51

I have to ask the boss.

0:33:510:33:53

-Are you not the boss?

-Well, maybe I could be today.

0:33:530:33:57

Tell you what I'll do. Absolute rocky-bottom price, £20.

0:33:570:34:02

-How does that...

-You're a good man, Paul.

0:34:020:34:06

I shall call my partner.

0:34:060:34:09

-Charlie!

-Oh, my goodness, I've had the call.

0:34:090:34:12

Paul has been terribly generous. He's down to 20.

0:34:120:34:16

-That's fantastic, isn't it?

-I think so.

0:34:160:34:19

I think that's... I just love that vision

0:34:190:34:22

-of you on your motorbike, Honor.

-No!

0:34:220:34:25

Shall we go for it? We'll have a deal.

0:34:250:34:28

Honor Blackman, you've done it again.

0:34:280:34:30

And no need for high-kicking in the car park on this one.

0:34:300:34:33

Speaking of car parks...

0:34:330:34:36

But if you just turn your handle to the half-past-seven...

0:34:360:34:39

Pull it up. That's it. Hold it there.

0:34:390:34:42

So you've now opened it. Hopefully if I do this,

0:34:420:34:45

it'll open.

0:34:450:34:47

Brilliant. Brilliant. There you go, madam.

0:34:470:34:49

-Old cars!

-I know.

0:34:490:34:51

Yeah! Old cars and young auctioneers - a deadly combination.

0:34:510:34:56

Now, let's get you pair safely into an antiques shop,

0:34:560:34:59

and leave the door on the latch.

0:34:590:35:02

-Britt, it's this way.

-Where?

0:35:030:35:05

-Right up here. Come on.

-Well, you suddenly know.

0:35:050:35:08

-Come on, Britt.

-Put your heels on and walk the same speed as me.

0:35:080:35:13

Jeepers creepers, Hanson. For the first time you could be in trouble.

0:35:160:35:20

What does he think he's going to find?

0:35:200:35:22

You know what they say? When the going gets tough,

0:35:220:35:25

you and I get going. Come on, Wonder Woman. Let's strut your stuff.

0:35:250:35:29

Now, Britt, you need to be productive today, darling.

0:35:290:35:32

Those bargains won't find themselves,

0:35:320:35:35

and the shopping moments will soon be behind you.

0:35:350:35:38

Actually, this is quite nice. You know you mentioned Art Nouveau?

0:35:380:35:42

Look at those nice lines.

0:35:420:35:44

The only thing I don't like is the gilding on it,

0:35:440:35:47

-but I could live with it.

-It's made by Doulton.

0:35:470:35:50

It would date to around 1910, and you could use it for flowers.

0:35:500:35:54

It's got a lovely rim. What was its use originally? Have a guess.

0:35:540:35:57

-Potty.

-As a potty. Exactly.

0:35:570:36:00

Under your bed. What would you pay for it?

0:36:000:36:03

I would say... Hmm! £23.

0:36:030:36:05

39.

0:36:050:36:07

And you're quite right. If we're going to make a silly offer,

0:36:070:36:10

we'd offer £15 for it, because at auction,

0:36:100:36:13

-it might make between 30 and 40.

-Really?

0:36:130:36:16

So, without being too potty about this,

0:36:160:36:19

every problem has a solution, and like all dealers,

0:36:190:36:22

Paul is here to help.

0:36:220:36:24

Britt and I both quite like this.

0:36:240:36:27

It's got a certain Art Nouveau style about it.

0:36:270:36:29

-What's the best price?

-It's £39.50,

0:36:290:36:32

which isn't that dear to start with.

0:36:320:36:34

What would you say if I said that you could have it for £25?

0:36:340:36:39

-Absolute minimum price.

-We are quite desperate, aren't we,

0:36:390:36:43

sweetheart?

0:36:430:36:44

Well, I don't think we are that desperate.

0:36:440:36:47

-No. But we are really.

-We are?

0:36:470:36:49

Yeah, I think we are.

0:36:490:36:51

I don't see that we can't just give them the money.

0:36:510:36:54

-No.

-Just shows that we have big hearts.

0:36:540:36:57

-Oh, dear.

-Did she say "heart"?

0:36:570:36:59

Britt, have you really learned nothing from the last two days?

0:36:590:37:03

Clearly Charles has failed to bring out the dealer in you.

0:37:030:37:06

But maybe he's got a plan.

0:37:060:37:08

If we tossed a coin, and if it was heads we pay 20,

0:37:080:37:11

if it was tails, we pay 15, would you go for that?

0:37:110:37:15

Have you got a double-headed coin? HE LAUGH

0:37:190:37:21

-You use your coin.

-We'll use an antique coin,

0:37:210:37:24

over there, Paul, look. I will toss it.

0:37:240:37:27

I've never done this before!

0:37:270:37:29

No pressure, Britt! Well, maybe a bit.

0:37:290:37:32

Look at me, look at the coin, and think what it'll come out at.

0:37:320:37:37

If you get it right, it's £15.

0:37:380:37:41

If you get it wrong, it's £20.

0:37:410:37:43

I've got a dog. I've got to think tails.

0:37:430:37:46

Come on. Tails it must be.

0:37:460:37:49

Ready? Tails it hopefully is.

0:37:520:37:55

It's tails! We've done it!

0:37:550:37:58

Oh, Charles, you've finally managed to impress Britt,

0:37:580:38:02

alongside your many other skills.

0:38:020:38:05

# Nobody does it

0:38:050:38:08

# Half as good as you

0:38:080:38:13

# Baby, you're the best #

0:38:130:38:15

What a sight!

0:38:150:38:17

TIM LAUGHS

0:38:170:38:19

Do you know, that might just be the last deal of the day,

0:38:190:38:23

and with only the road ahead left to burn.

0:38:230:38:26

I'm a very humble man. To be in the car with you, Britt,

0:38:260:38:30

is my career highlight of the day.

0:38:300:38:33

You are the ultimate... You are, in my opinion, the Bond girl.

0:38:330:38:36

You are the Bond girl.

0:38:360:38:38

Where are we going now, by the way, Charles?

0:38:380:38:41

Good question, Britt. Charles is still out to impress,

0:38:410:38:45

taking Britt to see a stonking great stately home -

0:38:450:38:48

not his place, sadly, to introduce her to his parents,

0:38:480:38:52

but the grand, fascinating Audley End House,

0:38:520:38:56

stuffed with history and secrets.

0:38:560:38:58

It was once the biggest house in England.

0:38:580:39:03

-Did it shrink?

-It was knocked down many years ago.

0:39:030:39:06

-Oh, I see!

-Hello. Charles Hanson.

0:39:060:39:08

Charles, yes. Welcome to Audley. I'm David.

0:39:080:39:11

-And my partner in crime.

-Lovely to see you. Welcome.

0:39:110:39:14

Tour guide David Glutton

0:39:140:39:17

is here to help open some dusty, long-forgotten chapters

0:39:170:39:20

in the story of Britain.

0:39:200:39:22

Audley End House was completed in 1603

0:39:240:39:27

for Thomas Howard, the king's lord treasurer,

0:39:270:39:30

a man with access to...well, quite a lot of money, I suppose.

0:39:300:39:35

The very interesting fact about this house

0:39:360:39:38

-is that it was built with embezzled money.

-Ah!

0:39:380:39:42

The man that built it was lord treasurer to King James I,

0:39:420:39:45

and he was taking money out of the till,

0:39:450:39:48

so he got found out. Went to the Tower of London.

0:39:480:39:50

-So it was almost built by a crook.

-Yes.

0:39:500:39:53

And this is the original Jacobean ceiling.

0:39:530:39:55

It would have been plain white in those days,

0:39:550:39:58

but it was embellished with colour in the Victorian period.

0:39:580:40:01

See that one there? Why did they leave that one white?

0:40:010:40:03

-I don't know, offhand.

-You don't know?

0:40:030:40:06

-It's a very complicated -

-This is your job!

0:40:060:40:09

Honestly!

0:40:090:40:11

Mate, don't worry about her, OK?

0:40:110:40:13

Sorry, David. Our antiques agents are deadly,

0:40:130:40:17

but they're not always subtle.

0:40:170:40:19

I feel almost a very small human being in here,

0:40:190:40:21

just very inferior to the actual room.

0:40:210:40:24

-You are.

-Thank you.

0:40:240:40:26

The last family lived here in the 1940s,

0:40:260:40:29

after which it was occupied by the Polish army

0:40:290:40:32

for a certain period, the Special Operations Executive.

0:40:320:40:36

And they trained about 300 troops in espionage.

0:40:360:40:39

Ah! Very clever, Charles.

0:40:390:40:42

Suddenly your mission becomes clear.

0:40:420:40:45

Special Operations Executive,

0:40:470:40:50

brainchild of Winston Churchill himself,

0:40:500:40:53

to coordinate guerrilla warfare against Nazi invaders,

0:40:530:40:57

a secret organisation of foreign nationals

0:40:570:41:00

intended, in Churchill's words,

0:41:000:41:02

"to set Europe ablaze".

0:41:020:41:05

Let me introduce you to Ian Valentine,

0:41:050:41:08

who's written a book about the Polish occupation.

0:41:080:41:11

-Britt.

-Pleased to meet you. During the Second World War,

0:41:110:41:14

this was one of the most important houses for the Polish section

0:41:140:41:18

of SOE, so this whole house was a secret training camp

0:41:180:41:20

where up to a hundred people were based,

0:41:200:41:24

and they were learning everything from secret documentation,

0:41:240:41:27

how to create legends for themselves,

0:41:270:41:30

so they had to have a pseudonym as a special agent.

0:41:300:41:32

They had to learn how to use explosives.

0:41:320:41:36

So it was basically an underground-warfare cause,

0:41:360:41:39

of a paramilitary nature.

0:41:390:41:41

They were parachuted back into Poland in civilian clothes,

0:41:410:41:44

because obviously they had to fit in with the landscape,

0:41:440:41:48

but when they joined up with disparate resistance groups,

0:41:480:41:51

they then put on uniforms again often,

0:41:510:41:54

with a badge on their arm

0:41:540:41:56

which said "Armia Kroyova", which is "Poland Fighting".

0:41:560:42:00

And fight they did!

0:42:020:42:04

The Poles overwhelmingly refused to collaborate with Hitler's forces.

0:42:040:42:08

Of the 316 operatives trained here

0:42:080:42:12

and parachuted back into occupied Poland,

0:42:120:42:15

108 gave their lives.

0:42:150:42:18

Together with the Polish Resistance,

0:42:180:42:21

operatives fought and delivered to Britain

0:42:210:42:24

the first vital intelligence

0:42:240:42:27

on the Third Reich's appalling mass exterminations

0:42:270:42:30

and development of the deadly V1 and V2 rockets.

0:42:300:42:33

Isn't this all familiar to you?

0:42:330:42:35

-But I was never a spy.

-No.

0:42:350:42:38

I was a sex object.

0:42:380:42:40

It's very interesting you say "sex object".

0:42:400:42:43

There's various photographs of Polish soldiers here

0:42:430:42:46

dressed as women. SHE LAUGHS

0:42:460:42:48

Because what they found was that women could move around the landscape

0:42:480:42:53

in German-occupied Poland, often better than men.

0:42:530:42:58

In celebrating the triumphs and sacrifices of World War II,

0:42:580:43:03

it's easy to overlook the bravery and efforts of our Allies,

0:43:030:43:08

and to find evidence of secret wartime activities

0:43:080:43:12

at Audley End House, we must search appropriately - underground.

0:43:120:43:16

OK, Britt.

0:43:180:43:20

Where are we going, Ian?

0:43:200:43:23

This is the anteroom, below the butler's pantry in the house,

0:43:230:43:26

one of the few rooms that show evidence of requisition.

0:43:260:43:29

So you've got labels on the wall here

0:43:290:43:31

that show "Webley .455", which is a revolver, a weapon,

0:43:310:43:35

a Smith & Wesson .38 calibre, so this would have been an armoury.

0:43:350:43:38

Gee whizz! It takes you back, doesn't it?

0:43:380:43:41

I wasn't born in '41.

0:43:410:43:43

What I mean is, maybe your training for Miss Goodnight.

0:43:430:43:46

You know I didn't train as Miss Goodnight.

0:43:460:43:50

-I'm an actress!

-Sorry.

0:43:500:43:52

Charles, you really do counter intelligence,

0:43:520:43:56

in so many ways.

0:43:560:43:59

Thank you very much. It's been wonderful.

0:43:590:44:01

-Nice to meet you both.

-My torch is not working.

0:44:010:44:05

Hold on. Britt, you OK?

0:44:050:44:07

The Special Operations Executive, or SOE,

0:44:070:44:11

lasted until the end of the Second World War,

0:44:110:44:13

but as a new, chillier tussle for European power got underway,

0:44:130:44:17

SOE personnel were incorporated into the developing MI6.

0:44:170:44:22

This corner of Britain sure has its place in our history

0:44:220:44:27

of tactical resistance and espionage.

0:44:270:44:30

-Are your clothes OK?

-No. Look!

0:44:300:44:32

-It's a bit dusty down there.

-I'm covered.

0:44:320:44:34

This is antique dust. Antique history on you.

0:44:340:44:37

Dust is dust!

0:44:370:44:39

You want to brush her off, Charles?

0:44:400:44:42

Now, in the grounds of Audley End House,

0:44:420:44:45

it's time to reveal your shopping secrets.

0:44:450:44:48

-How was your day?

-We've had a wonderful time, haven't we?

0:44:480:44:51

-We've had a great time.

-Shall I show you what we bought?

0:44:510:44:55

-They're silver. They're pepper pots.

-What do you think?

0:44:550:44:58

-I like them.

-They're a set of six.

-Have you been drinking?

0:44:580:45:01

-No. Why?

-You said a set of six.

-Sorry, four. Sorry, four.

0:45:010:45:05

-I'm panicking now.

-Don't panic.

0:45:050:45:07

-We've just had a little bit of fun.

-Oh!

0:45:070:45:09

-Look at that!

-Cocktail shaker.

-Exactly.

0:45:090:45:12

-There's nothing in it.

-Honor, what do you think?

0:45:120:45:15

-Antique?

-No, I don't think it's antique.

0:45:150:45:18

No.

0:45:180:45:19

We are going back to a great age of jazz living. Do you like it?

0:45:190:45:23

-No.

-THEY LAUGH

0:45:230:45:25

-Britt?

-I'm sorry!

0:45:250:45:28

Honor is more of a champagne lady than a cocktail girl,

0:45:280:45:32

but, then, you're not here to please each other, are you?

0:45:320:45:35

-Now, the good old-fashioned...

-Well, we like the decoration on it.

0:45:350:45:40

I saw that. I didn't like the decorations on it.

0:45:400:45:43

-I didn't like the white...

-No, neither did I.

0:45:430:45:47

-You're absolutely in the same camp.

-And it's also missing one of its -

0:45:470:45:51

Oh, it's had a bit of damage, but, then, we all have damage.

0:45:510:45:54

Not beating about the bush, we paid 40 quid for it.

0:45:540:45:57

-That's a lot, isn't it?

-Is it?

0:45:570:45:59

I would... I... I... Yes.

0:45:590:46:01

OK, Britt.

0:46:010:46:04

It's never good to hold back on your feelings -

0:46:040:46:06

and so far, you haven't.

0:46:060:46:09

-Right!

-We're with two strikingly beautiful ladies

0:46:090:46:12

who like to wear fine things, and my dear lady here

0:46:120:46:15

likes to wear Cartier.

0:46:150:46:17

-Oh, right!

-Oh, very bon!

0:46:170:46:19

-24-carat-gold leaf.

-It's the sort of thing you might buy

0:46:190:46:23

to give as a present to somebody,

0:46:230:46:25

and you might pay 25 quid, if you had a nice friend.

0:46:250:46:28

-These were a bargain at...

-Five...

0:46:280:46:31

-..pounds!

-Oh, no! Oh, no!

0:46:310:46:35

THEY LAUGH

0:46:350:46:37

Let's go from the sublime to the ridiculous.

0:46:370:46:40

We've got a bit of Davenport.

0:46:400:46:42

We are at about 1820.

0:46:420:46:45

Visually, it is very pretty.

0:46:450:46:47

It was marked up for nearly £300, and we paid £120 for it,

0:46:470:46:51

and I know we've put our heads on the block, haven't we, here?

0:46:510:46:55

Yes. But why did you tell them? I wanted them to guess.

0:46:550:46:57

Because I was terrified he'd say he thought it would make 50 quid,

0:46:570:47:01

but he's too much of a nice chap.

0:47:010:47:03

Now, look at that.

0:47:030:47:06

It's empty.

0:47:060:47:08

Well, thank goodness for that!

0:47:080:47:10

I have in my kitchen in Sweden a bowl where I keep bread.

0:47:100:47:15

My friend Charles, he said flowers.

0:47:150:47:19

Oh! Charles, what were you thinking?

0:47:190:47:22

-15.

-£15.

0:47:220:47:25

That is downright daylight robbery!

0:47:250:47:28

-I know.

-Miss Ekland, how do you do it?

0:47:280:47:31

Well, I... I'm just very giving of myself.

0:47:310:47:37

Honor was a very keen motorcyclist,

0:47:370:47:40

-and I got very excited about the image.

-I know you did!

0:47:400:47:43

-Did you wear leathers?

-Oh, stop it!

-Sorry. Did you wear leathers?

0:47:430:47:46

-Yes, of course.

-From top to toe?

-Yes, of course.

0:47:460:47:50

-Wonderful.

-So I wanted to find something relating to a motorcycle -

0:47:500:47:54

the old Lucas lamp. 1910, I should think.

0:47:540:47:57

-Oh, it's fabulous.

-It's a real bygone.

0:47:570:47:59

Brrrm! You can just see Honor going like that.

0:47:590:48:02

Now there's a surprise in store for everyone,

0:48:020:48:04

a freebie from Saffron Walden.

0:48:040:48:07

Big-hearted Paul was so enamoured by Honor,

0:48:070:48:10

she got an unexpected item for nowt.

0:48:100:48:13

-Oh!

-Oh, no!

0:48:130:48:15

How could you, Honor? How could you?

0:48:150:48:18

-He's novel!

-He belongs in a pub.

0:48:180:48:21

-He's just garish and ghastly...

-And nasty.

-But he'll sell!

0:48:210:48:25

Well, a ghastly sailor rum decanter

0:48:250:48:28

might be just what you need in maritime Greenwich.

0:48:280:48:31

But that's what I think. What do they really think?

0:48:310:48:34

-I really, really think they're in trouble.

-You do?

0:48:360:48:39

I do. I think they've bought one good lot,

0:48:390:48:41

and that's those lovely silver peppers.

0:48:410:48:43

I think that platter is going to make about £60 to £80,

0:48:430:48:46

and it cost them 120.

0:48:460:48:48

I love a good cocktail shaker.

0:48:480:48:51

I do not like a cheap, tinny cocktail shaker.

0:48:510:48:55

-Urgh!

-It's got to be chic-er than that.

0:48:550:48:57

But that wonderful, magical word came out - Cartier.

0:48:570:49:02

Pussy Galore got pretty upset, and Charlie Ross could not believe it.

0:49:020:49:06

-They thought we'd just bought an empty box.

-Exactly.

0:49:060:49:09

But how could I be that stupid?

0:49:090:49:11

-Well done, you!

-Well done, you.

-Congratulations. Mwah!

0:49:110:49:15

Well done, everyone. You've shopped till you've just about dropped,

0:49:150:49:20

and there's only one thing left to do.

0:49:200:49:23

This Aston Martin DB5, it was a Bond car,

0:49:230:49:26

-because this is what I think Sean had...

-That's right.

0:49:260:49:30

There was an ejector seat, which I thought was rather wonderful.

0:49:300:49:35

This epic adventure is entering its finale,

0:49:350:49:39

as our Bond girls and antiques experts travel due south,

0:49:390:49:43

46 miles from Saffron Walden to handsome Greenwich,

0:49:430:49:47

in that great, great, great city of London.

0:49:470:49:52

The very next day is auction day,

0:49:530:49:55

and the experts, at least, have made it on time.

0:49:550:49:59

-Safely delivered, Mr Hanson!

-Are they here yet?

0:50:000:50:03

Are you doubting that Britt will turn up?

0:50:030:50:06

I'm sure she will. We had a real chemistry.

0:50:060:50:09

-No, we really did.

-You've got a new shirt on.

0:50:090:50:11

-What do you think?

-I think you look pretty dapper.

0:50:110:50:14

-They're here now.

-Hi, girls!

-Hi, girls!

0:50:140:50:17

Hello!

0:50:170:50:18

Be cool, be cool. How are you, Miss Goodnight?

0:50:180:50:21

-Good morning!

-You're looking gorgeous.

0:50:210:50:24

-Are you ready for this extravaganza?

-I'm thrilled about it.

-Goodie!

0:50:240:50:28

Arm in arm, certainly.

0:50:280:50:30

And here we finally are. The Greenwich Auction Partnership

0:50:300:50:34

has been selling fine arts, antiques and collectables here

0:50:340:50:38

since 1999.

0:50:380:50:40

And auctioneer Robert Dodd has his own thoughts

0:50:420:50:45

on today's celebrity offerings.

0:50:450:50:48

What a great lot, the cycle lamp and a decanter!

0:50:480:50:51

The person who collects drinks memorabilia

0:50:510:50:54

will probably love the drunken sailor,

0:50:540:50:56

but he don't want the lamp, vice versa.

0:50:560:50:59

The shaker, I'm not sure how many people use them.

0:50:590:51:01

If it was silver, it'd be worth a fortune.

0:51:010:51:04

The chamber pot is interesting - really, really interesting,

0:51:040:51:07

cos I don't know anybody alive today that hasn't got a toilet.

0:51:070:51:13

Even Charles Hanson, allegedly.

0:51:130:51:16

So, our Bond girls began with £400 each.

0:51:160:51:20

Pussy Galore and Charlie Ross played it cool,

0:51:200:51:23

spending a sweet £250 on four auction lots...

0:51:230:51:27

..whilst Miss Goodnight and her keen young man

0:51:280:51:32

got shaken and stirred, but barely opened their purse,

0:51:320:51:36

spending an embarrassingly small £29 on three auction lots.

0:51:360:51:40

One...two...

0:51:400:51:43

..three.

0:51:440:51:47

So, ladies and gentlemen, please live and let die!

0:51:470:51:52

The auction is about to begin.

0:51:520:51:54

-Oh, my God, I'm so nervous.

-Hold my hand.

0:51:540:51:56

Three lots to go. Please hold my hand.

0:51:560:51:59

I need you to hold my hand.

0:51:590:52:01

-So do I. First up we have...

-Ssh!

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Sorry. It's Honor and Charlie's lovely silver peppers

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to kick us off. Tension!

0:52:070:52:10

-Starts with me straight away on a bid of £70.

-He's got 70!

0:52:100:52:13

85. 88. £90. I'm out. 95 there. 100 there.

0:52:130:52:18

105 there. 110 in front. Looking for 115.

0:52:180:52:21

-Yes!

-115. 120.

0:52:210:52:24

125. 130. Are we all done? At £130...

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-Yes!

-Yeah! Give me applause, quick!

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APPLAUSE That is a sensational start!

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Miss Ekland, if we really need to shake and stir, now's the time.

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I know the feeling.

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And here it comes -

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Britt and Charles's plated cocktail shaker.

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-What did you describe it as?

-Tinny.

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Tinny.

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-Well, miaow!

-I'm so charming.

0:52:510:52:54

Bid's with me on that at £10 only. Looking for 12 on this.

0:52:540:52:58

It's worth all of that. 14. 15. I'm out. 18 there.

0:52:580:53:02

20 I need. £20. Looking for 22.

0:53:020:53:04

Why not? You started it. You ain't pulling out now.

0:53:040:53:07

£20 here. 22 I need.

0:53:070:53:10

£22. I'm looking for 24. 24. One more.

0:53:100:53:13

One more. £24.

0:53:130:53:16

Thank you. Great. We are back in business.

0:53:160:53:20

You wait till they get to my little man.

0:53:200:53:24

We'll have to wait for Honor and Charlie's drunken sailor.

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However, their cute miniature wash stand is next on sale,

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and who couldn't love that?

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-I'm still not fond of it.

-No.

0:53:320:53:36

And a bid's with me straight away at £40.

0:53:360:53:39

Looking for 42 on that. Two. Five with me.

0:53:390:53:41

Looking for 48 on this. 50 with me. Looking for 55.

0:53:410:53:45

-Are we all done?

-Easy, easy.

-Last time.

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On the little chest at £50...

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-I think you're bloody lucky.

-THEY LAUGH

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Ooh! Language, Miss Goodnight. Thank you!

0:53:530:53:56

And now let's raise the tone with your suave playing cards.

0:53:560:53:59

It's a great lot, this.

0:53:590:54:02

Looking for 18. Hello! It's Cartier!

0:54:020:54:05

1922. I'm out. Five here. 28.

0:54:050:54:08

-£30 I want. 30.

-Or more.

0:54:080:54:11

-You can't buy a Happy Meal for that!

-THEY LAUGH

0:54:110:54:14

-35. At £35...

-One more. Yes. Bid!

0:54:140:54:17

-38 I've got. I've seen it!

-Sorry.

0:54:170:54:20

I've seen it. Don't get excited.

0:54:200:54:22

Don't be sorry, Charles. You need all the extra bids you can get.

0:54:220:54:27

We all done? This time, seated, at £40...

0:54:270:54:29

Yes! Yeah!

0:54:290:54:32

I suppose we could call a 700 percent profit a good day's work!

0:54:340:54:38

Hats off to Britt and Charles!

0:54:380:54:41

I'd like to kiss your hand. That was brilliant.

0:54:410:54:44

Charlie, Charlie! That's enough.

0:54:440:54:47

Now, what shall we do with this drunken sailor?

0:54:480:54:52

Honor and Charlie's novelty item

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is paired with the cool motorcycle lamp.

0:54:540:54:57

Let's hope one doesn't cancel out the other.

0:54:570:55:00

-Will this divide you?

-Nothing will divide us, will it?

0:55:000:55:03

-Nothing, ever!

-There you are. Ever. Did you hear that?

0:55:030:55:06

Ah, this is an absolutely stunning lot, this!

0:55:060:55:09

Serious, this is a big bid of £5. Looking for eight.

0:55:090:55:12

-It's gone quiet.

-Eight, ten, 12, 15, 18, 22. I'm out.

0:55:120:55:15

22 down. 25. Done at £22!

0:55:150:55:18

Give 'em a round of applause. You're taking both of these, sir.

0:55:180:55:22

Don't know which you want, but you're taking both.

0:55:220:55:25

A slender profit for Honor and Charlie,

0:55:250:55:28

and there's barely a few pounds between our celebrity teams now.

0:55:280:55:31

That's coming right down to the wire.

0:55:310:55:34

Actually, it's right down to the chamber pot.

0:55:340:55:36

Sorry. That was a bit ill judged.

0:55:360:55:39

-Bid's with me on this at £12.

-Oh!

-Looking for 15.

0:55:390:55:43

I've got 18 now. £20 there. 22 I need.

0:55:430:55:47

It's worth all of that, madam. £22 there. Looking for 25.

0:55:470:55:51

25 there. Looking for 28. Are we all done in the middle of the room?

0:55:510:55:55

-At £25...

-Oh!

-Give 'em a round of applause.

0:55:550:55:59

-We made £60.

-Did we?

-You've made £60!

0:55:590:56:03

-I think you're in trouble, you two.

-I think we are.

0:56:030:56:05

I think we are not in trouble.

0:56:050:56:07

Let's see who's not in trouble.

0:56:070:56:10

Honor and Charlie's Davenport dish is the last lot,

0:56:100:56:14

and needs some sort of profit to win the day.

0:56:140:56:16

Charlie, I really don't know what's going to happen.

0:56:160:56:20

It could make £60, Honor. It could make £200.

0:56:200:56:23

Anything on this meat plate.

0:56:230:56:25

Got a start with a bid with me at £80 on that.

0:56:250:56:27

-Getting there.

-85. 90 with me.

0:56:270:56:30

-Looking for 95.

-It's good, it's good.

0:56:300:56:32

-£90 for this platter.

-It's good.

0:56:320:56:35

-Don't stop!

-It's worth more than that.

0:56:350:56:37

-It's a good price.

-Are we all done? Last time.

0:56:370:56:39

Oh, Charlie, do stop begging!

0:56:390:56:42

95. Are we all done? Last time.

0:56:420:56:44

95 with the gentleman in front, stood up.

0:56:440:56:47

-Oh, no!

-He'll give her 100.

0:56:470:56:49

I got 95. 100. You're a lucky man.

0:56:490:56:52

Are we all done? Last time on this platter.

0:56:520:56:55

-At £100...

-Oh!

0:56:550:56:58

Wasn't that wonderful? We needed one more bid.

0:56:580:57:02

-We needed one more bid to beat you!

-Yes, I know!

0:57:020:57:06

We did it! You know what, Miss Goodnight?

0:57:060:57:08

-That really is "good night".

-THEY LAUGH

0:57:080:57:11

And it's good night from him.

0:57:110:57:13

So, our celebrities began with £400 each.

0:57:130:57:16

After paying auction costs,

0:57:160:57:18

Honor and Charlie made a sad loss of £2.36.

0:57:180:57:23

I mean, you just can't believe that, can you?

0:57:230:57:25

So, Pussy Galore and Ross - that's Charlie Ross to you and me -

0:57:250:57:29

end their road trip with just £397.64.

0:57:290:57:32

Don't look so miserable, Charlie!

0:57:320:57:35

Britt and Charles, meanwhile, did quite a lot with very little,

0:57:350:57:41

gaining £43.98.

0:57:410:57:43

Miss Goodnight and the man who would be Roger Moore -

0:57:430:57:47

that's Charles Hanson -

0:57:470:57:49

end their road trip with £443.98 - what you call a miracle.

0:57:490:57:54

All the money generated by our teams, including the double-Os,

0:57:560:58:00

will go to Children In Need.

0:58:000:58:02

Well done, well done, well done. It was so close.

0:58:020:58:05

But we did win.

0:58:050:58:07

-OK, Britt. OK.

-I'd like to rub it in.

0:58:070:58:10

-Charles and I won't speak to each other for at least a week.

-We will!

0:58:100:58:13

-Let me show you to your car, madam.

-Thank you very much.

0:58:130:58:16

Congratulations.

0:58:160:58:18

It's a bittersweet farewell

0:58:180:58:21

between legendary Bond girls and smitten antiques experts,

0:58:210:58:24

especially for Charles Hanson, I feel.

0:58:240:58:27

Have a third one. Go on.

0:58:270:58:29

-Bye, girls! Been wonderful!

-Bye!

-Bye!

0:58:300:58:33

-I don't want to go.

-Parting is sweet sorrow.

0:58:330:58:36

I don't want to go!

0:58:360:58:37

Fear not, chaps! Whatever happens on the road trip

0:58:370:58:40

stays on the road trip, I promise.

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