Episode 9 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip


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-'Some of the nation's favourite celebrities.'

-Sensational!

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-'One antiques expert each.'

-Then go up! And then down, touch the ground.

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'And one big challenge. Who can seek out and buy the best antiques at the very best prices?'

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-£300.

-What?

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-'And auction for a big profit...'

-55, a new bidder. Thank you.

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-'..further down the road?'

-Yes!

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'Who will spot the good investments? Who will listen to advice? And who will be the first to say...'

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-THEY LAUGH

-'.."Don't you know who I am?"

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'Time to put your pedal to the metal.

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'This is Celebrity Antiques Road Trip!'

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'Yeah!

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'On tonight's Celebrity Road Trip, it's war.'

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# War, huh, yeah

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-# What is it good for?

-# Absolutely nothing, uh-huh

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'In this 1964 Sunbeam Alpine, two generations of Snow

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'are about to go head-to-head.'

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-It's going to be great fun.

-Sure is, Dad. I'll give you one hell of a beating.

-Certainly not!

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'Yes, we're pitting father against son.

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'It's Peter Snow, the man behind the swingometer,

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-'renowned journalist and broadcasting veteran of 50 years.'

-Good evening.

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'Versus Dan Snow, historian,

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'graduate from Oxford University and one of the Beeb's leading men.'

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This was the first British army where talent counted for more than breeding.

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'As well as being bound by blood,

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'Peter and Dan both love Britain's military history.

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'Though now they're doing battle in the world of antiques.

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'We're giving them £400 apiece and just two days to turn as much profit as possible.'

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I want to get model soldiers, any bits of militaria I love,

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little Spitfire models, things like that. Medals.

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Well, I'm going to go for practical things.

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'But they won't be alone. Each will have an advisor guiding them every step of the way.

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'Please stand to attention for Charlie Ross and Charles Hanson,

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'currently reporting for duty in this 1967 Triumph Vitesse.'

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I'm ever so excited because when I imagine Dan and Peter Snow, I think of you and I.

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-It's like a father and son combination.

-It would've been quite exciting had you been my son.

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-Why?

-I'd have had such a challenge.

-Would you really?

-Your upbringing can't have been easy.

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'Charlie Ross is one of Britain's most respected auctioneers

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'and holds several world records, including the highest price ever achieved at an American car auction.

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'16 million.'

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Are you going to go with Dan? Is it going to be the young ones against the old ones?

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It has to be the case. I was born in the same year as Dan Snow.

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-Were you really?

-I was married in the same year as Dan Snow.

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Peter's 71. You're thereabouts.

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THEY LAUGH

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'Charles Hanson, meanwhile, is the next generation of auctioneer

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'with knowledge and quirk in equal doses. His claim to fame,

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'selling Queen Victoria's knickers for £5,000.

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'Now that's something to s-s-sing about.'

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# I'd do anything

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# For you, dear, anything

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# For you mean everything to me

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'In that case, how about you stop singing straight away?

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'So we're kicking off this road trip along Britain's south coast,

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'starting in Bournemouth, and all going to plan,

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'we should end up at an auction in Billingshurst, West Sussex.

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'Our first stop, then, Bournemouth,

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'reputed to be the happiest place in Britain.

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'Though with dark clouds on the rise,

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'it's time for our celebs to meet their experts and let battle commence.'

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-Hello, gentlemen. Sorry we're late.

-Well, well!

-As the rain comes down.

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-Charles Hanson.

-Hello.

-Lovely to meet you!

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-I'm Charlie. Hello, Peter.

-Good to see you.

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-Charlie...

-Are you going to go with Dan?

-I think so.

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He wants to go with the young man and I want to go with experience!

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'Now, it's fair to say Bournemouth isn't big on military history.

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'In fact, it used to be rather quiet. Right up until 1841

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'when Augustus Granville, author of The Spas Of England,

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'deemed it the perfect place for people with chest complaints.

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'Suddenly a seaside resort was born,

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'attracting many an invalid and affluent holidaymaker alike.

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'Fortunately, it's also rather blessed with antique shops,

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'where right now Dan and Charles are leading the charge.'

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This is the hub of antique activity.

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What's your favoured period of history?

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I love the 18th century, Georgians, that kind of period.

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Captain Cook, that kind of colonial vibe.

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-All that kind of stuff.

-You're oozing history and oozing class. I like it. Superb.

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-Right, I think the first shop we'll go into is over here.

-OK. Here we go.

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'Good choice, Charles, as Sandys Antiques, owned by young Mike Sandy here...'

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-Good to see you. Charles and Dan.

-'..is positively oozing with history, also.'

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-This is the kind of place where you can smell a bargain.

-Exactly.

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'Oh, yes! I love the smell of a bargain in the morning!

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'As do the oldies, who have invaded the Pokesdown Antique Centre

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'and are currently with Bonnie playing dress-up.'

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-That's fabulous!

-It's not a hat, it's a tea cosy.

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Well, no, I think it is a hat. Oh, Peter!

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-LAUGHTER

-Mock me well!

-Marvellous!

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-I can't see myself. Oh, my God!

-No, no!

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-May I try?

-Go right ahead and I'll laugh at you.

-Yes.

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-Oh, yes!

-Oh, yes!

-Brilliant!

-I'd have liked to have played the part...

-Is it a tea cosy?

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No, it isn't. Me being facetious. This is actually a jester's hat.

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And it's certainly 19th century, isn't it? How do you know it's German?

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Oh, look, it's got an inscription, Peter!

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Let me put my glasses on. Let's have a look at this.

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"To RSM Smithy.

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"This cap is one of the oldest Dusseldorf Carnival Club, 'The Big' 1886."

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It is a very old carnival cap.

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-Well, that's interesting.

-That's a fabulous lot!

-Yes.

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-Oh, I do like that!

-Would we ever sell that?

-Only if it were jolly cheap.

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I was thinking we offer Bonnie 20 for it. Do you think she'd take 20?

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-She might do.

-She might do!

-She's a bit of a walkover.

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She's a bit of a walkover!

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'Isn't it pushover?

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'And speaking of nice, here's something that really isn't.'

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It's a Bavarian Black Forest carved softwood bear.

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Novelty. They were really popular in the Swiss Alpine Germanic Bavarian regions

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in the second half of the 19th century.

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They were a great tourist thing to bring back.

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'Or to put it another way, a hat stand. Ticket price £150.'

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I just quite like that, Dan.

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If I was starting a German-themed restaurant, I'd do that.

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I'd buy one of those, put a David Hasselhoff CD on and away you go.

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What do you mean? You don't like it?

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Well, I mean, I don't like it that much, but it's about making money.

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-'He hates it.'

-Dan, just hold that for us. Thanks, mate. There we go.

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What's your very, very best? If I said we'll give you £80,

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-you'll say...

-I would say no. £100 and you could take it away.

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'OK, so Dan's not convinced at all.'

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-Give me a hand, Dan. Quick.

-'But it's definitely eye-catching.'

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I mean, I like the idea of my money getting something really big.

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I think if we could get less than three figures, I'd feel happier.

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-98.

-98 quid. Yeah.

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So we've managed to get him down from three figures.

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Do you honestly think someone's going to pay more than £98 at auction for this? Honestly?

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-Yes.

-All right, well, I'm going to do it.

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-Done.

-Sir, we'll take it.

-OK.

-Good man.

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-'Oh, marvellous.'

-Happy?

-Yes, very happy.

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-Are you believing?

-I'm believing. Build it and they will come.

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'He hates it.

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'As for the others, they've decided to pass on the jester's hat

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'and so the search continues.'

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-Do you see? It's a little container into which you could put coins or...

-A needle case, I would've thought.

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'Actually, I think I can help here.

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'It's a Japanese inro,

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'which is a small box in several parts which was suspended from belt cords

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'to contain personal items

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'like medicine and seals.'

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It looks to me to be late 19th century.

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-I think so.

-I don't think it would be earlier than that.

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-It's got no price on it, which is rather good.

-Yes.

-That's because I didn't know how much to put on it.

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-You didn't know!

-We literally have hardly any money at all, do we?

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-Imagine if we offered you a tenner for it.

-I think I would have to decline that,

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because I know what I paid for it.

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I actually paid £20 for it.

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-Oh.

-I can take any offer over that.

-Over 10?

-Over 20.

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'You know, I think Peter could go far in this business.'

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-We need to offer you a little bit more.

-Yeah.

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Should we be rude and offer you £22.50? Would that be all right?

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-Erm, as it's you, yes.

-CHARLIE LAUGHS

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Oh, how very sweet! That's wonderful! Oh, Bonnie!

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'And just seconds after Peter and Charlie triumphantly depart with the Japanese inro in hand...'

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-Up the road.

-All right.

-More shopping.

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'..the enemy is at the door.'

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Hello there. Hi, Charles. Good to see you.

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-Bonnie.

-Dan. How are you?

-Hi. I'm fine, thanks.

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-Have you had some visitors recently?

-Yes, we have.

-Any other Snows?

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Yes, it's been a complete Snow storm!

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-THEY LAUGH

-Brilliant.

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Erm, did he buy anything?

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-Yes, he did.

-What did he buy?

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-I don't know whether I'm at liberty to tell you.

-No.

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'Yes, absolutely not! Fortunately, it doesn't take much scouring

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'before our young whippersnappers find something of interest.'

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This little... Do you see that? Little silver vase with a military sort of theme to it.

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-Is it silver or plated?

-Er, it's got a mark and I can't read it.

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-I think it's German.

-May we have a look at it?

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It's not military and I think it's probably plated. You're welcome to look.

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It looks like a battle scene of some sort. Oh, they're a pair.

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-Yes. I think they're spill vases.

-What's a spill vase?

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'Once again, please allow me.

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'A spill or taper was a piece of paper or wood or thin waxed candle

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'used to transfer a light from candle to lamp to fire or vice versa,

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'and they were kept in a spill vase.'

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Circa 1910, 1920. Looking back at history.

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How much are they, the best price together?

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-The best price is £20.

-For the whole lot?

-Yes.

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-That's quite good.

-So temptingly cheap.

-I'd be tempted.

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-Do you know what would really help me on that? If it was teens.

-Teens, yeah.

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Yes, that sounds a lot more attractive, doesn't it?

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'Goodness me! Shameless negotiating tactics must run in the family!'

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Erm...18.

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I'd go for about £15 if you can. See if you can work your magic.

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Because, you know, between friends, it might work.

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-He's telling me I can't go above 15.

-Don't blame me.

-OK.

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-Please, help me out on this.

-He's a very sensible man.

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-HE LAUGHS

-Please help me out on this. I walked away with a massive...

-£15?

-Yeah.

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-Erm...

-15.

-My giveaway price today.

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-Oh, wonderful!

-It's a deal!

-OK!

-Thank you very much.

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-Thanks ever so much. Well done, mate. That's very kind. Thank you.

-Excellent.

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'Just down the road, our veterans are doing reconnaissance at Sandys Antiques

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'and seem to have rather fallen for this grand old man.'

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It's a late 18th century clock. It's got an oak case.

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It's cross-banded in mahogany.

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'Just one eensy-weensy little problem here, boys.

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'It costs £650.'

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I don't think even lovely Mike could get you down to your sort of figure.

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-No.

-But you don't know. Mike said that came in yesterday.

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-It may have come in a house clearance for goodness knows what.

-Oh, I see.

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-I suspect it didn't. Mike.

-Yes?

-Did that come at a ridiculous price or...

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-It did come in at quite a good price.

-Quite a good price!

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If we could get that clock for £100...

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HE LAUGHS No, but just imagine what a profit we could make.

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-I can't...

-Are you all right?

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HE LAUGHS What's happened to you?

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Mike was laughing at me again, I'm afraid. Yes.

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I've just collapsed on the floor, as well.

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This man is not used to buying antiques, but my God, he's good at it.

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'I know, Peter and Dan are shameless.

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'I wonder if they'd like a regular spot on the show.'

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It did come in at the right money and if you have a budget,

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-I would help you out at £320.

-Oh, I see.

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But we can't... Grandfather clocks, you can't get them much cheaper than this.

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-What did I say, £150?

-Yeah, but you were being...

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-I'd still buy it for that, honestly.

-200.

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-I can't do it.

-Do you know, I'm really keen to buy a longcase clock.

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-Yes.

-I'm hot for that lot!

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-£300.

-What?

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-£300.

-That's a huge amount of money!

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-300 quid for a clock?

-That's it. That is it.

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Oh, Mike, that's very sweet of you, but... Oh, dear me. We are paying cash.

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-That doesn't matter.

-We could give you a little more than £250, couldn't we?

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May I just, before I finally commit myself, take the hood off?

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'Well, this is exciting.

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'If the clock passes muster, we might just have one very bold purchase on our hands.'

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-I have a longcase clock at home.

-Goodness me.

-Look at this!

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-Were you expecting this?

-Good lord, that's extraordinary.

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Nice bell. You listen to this.

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BELL CHIMES Oh, that's lovely.

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'Ah, yes, but there's still the small matter of price.'

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-You're ultimately relying on my judgement, aren't you?

-Yes.

-My neck is on the block.

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Mike, I've got this... this dangerous man here

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suggesting we could go to 275.

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Do you think... Would you consider that?

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-I'll tell you what I would do. 280.

-Done.

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When you've driven a bargain like that, I've got a question. Are you... Happy is the wrong word.

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-Are you satisfied with that?

-I'm fine.

-Mike, thank you so much.

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'My goodness, that's £330 off!

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'I think our veterans have a thing or two to teach the young ones.'

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We've got here a nice set of three Second World War portraits, caricatures.

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I like this one particularly because it tells you a lot about the soldiers' humour.

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Height of World War II, 1942. This is a staff officer.

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He's got bumf, he's got rules and regulations.

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-This is a desk-bound warrior.

-Yes.

-The guy the other soldiers loved to hate.

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But the guy without whom all the hard work wouldn't have been done. We should put in an offer.

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'And the price for all three pictures is £120.'

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-Tenner?

-Here we go!

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'Like father, like son.'

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-They don't belong to me.

-You've got to try.

-The gentleman who does own them

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has told me that the lowest price he can do is £90 for the three.

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Ideally, for the three, in my mean ways from Derbyshire,

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I'd guide this set between £50 and £80. On a good day, they could make £100.

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-If you like them, a lot of other people will probably like them.

-I've got some very strange tastes.

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So have a lot of people! THEY LAUGH

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Oh, Bonnie! So the best price is no less than 90?

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-If they were mine, I could, but I do apologise.

-Don't apologise.

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I think the gentleman paid pretty well getting on for that, so I can't do any less, I'm afraid.

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Well, Bonnie, I'm going to take an executive decision.

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-I'm going to go for it. Put it here.

-Very sensible.

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-I would've tried £80.

-It's too late!

-He's shaken my hand.

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-You've bought them?

-Yes.

-OK. Perfect.

-I could talk to your friend on the phone.

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'Sorry, Charles, you're not needed, apparently.'

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I like a man who knows where he's going. Good man.

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'With the son and father well and truly past the yardarm,

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'Peter and Charlie have just enough time for a quick poke around at HLB Antiques.

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'Now that looks smart!'

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-Hello there!

-How do you do?

-Peter Snow, how do you do?

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-Pleased to meet you.

-Charlie Ross. Lovely to see you.

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-I specialise in walking sticks.

-Oh, really? How exciting.

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And this is another treasure that I found.

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'Needless to say, Hymie's quite the salesman.

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'But given Peter and Charlie have less than £100 left,

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'they're probably best to go with... No.'

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-You've got some fascinating things in here.

-'No.'

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-Isn't that wonderful?

-'Er, no. Which brings us to a tea strainer.'

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-I was just wondering whether it was silver.

-I'm sure it's silver.

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-But I don't think it's English silver.

-Oh, I see.

-It would be Dutch silver, hence the windmill.

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-No hallmark?

-And it's probably about 1910. It won't have a hallmark.

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But it's a sweet thing. How much did that cost, Hymie?

1:19:081:19:11

-Cost me 25.

-Cost him 25.

1:19:111:19:14

-I wanted 30. I'll take my money back.

-Take his money back.

1:19:141:19:17

-I'll lose a fiver with you.

-20 quid!

1:19:171:19:20

-Give me a score. I'll lose a fiver.

-Done.

1:19:201:19:22

-Because you've got such nice ways about you.

-Extremely nice of you. We like that, don't we?

-Not a lot.

1:19:221:19:27

-Oh, we don't?

-Too late now! You've shaken on it!

1:19:271:19:30

-Have I made a mistake?

-No, no, you haven't. I don't think there's any down side.

1:19:301:19:34

I love it that you clinched the deal there, Peter!

1:19:341:19:37

'Oh, dear. Dissension amongst the ranks.

1:19:371:19:40

'And the same is also true for our young ones,

1:19:401:19:43

'as it turns out Dan still has a few issues

1:19:431:19:46

'when it comes to that wretched Bavarian bear.'

1:19:461:19:49

I'm really pleased. I think we've done well with the bear.

1:19:491:19:52

-Yeah.

-I think we've really bought well.

1:19:521:19:54

Do you know, Hanson, I trust you, but I think this is mistake.

1:19:541:19:58

-You think so?

-And the more I ride with this thing rammed into my face, the more sure I am.

1:19:581:20:03

'It's not only your face you've got to worry about. Good night.

1:20:031:20:06

'Day two sees our antique hunters raring to go

1:20:081:20:12

'and I'm happy to report they're all getting on like a house on fire, especially Peter and Charlie,

1:20:121:20:17

'whose bromance is positively blossoming.'

1:20:171:20:21

I think we've done rather well, Charlie, don't you?

1:20:211:20:23

-You've done marvellously!

-And having you with me has been absolute magic.

1:20:231:20:27

You are so expert, so skilled.

1:20:271:20:30

You are THE negotiator of all time, I think.

1:20:301:20:34

'Yep, we have high hopes for Peter! Mind you, young Dan's rather competitive, as you would expect.'

1:20:341:20:39

Let's say we go to the auction really buoyant

1:20:401:20:42

and then suddenly we are beaten handsomely by Dad and Ross.

1:20:421:20:47

-What will your reaction be?

-My first reaction will be to take you outside

1:20:471:20:52

and give you a kicking for buying that stupid Bavarian hat stand.

1:20:521:20:55

'Well, that's nice! Now, so far in this generational battle,

1:20:561:21:02

'Dan and Charles have spent £203 on three auction lots,

1:21:021:21:05

'though as hinted at by Dan, the hat stand is still a sticking point.'

1:21:051:21:11

I'm a team player, but if we lose, it's your fault.

1:21:111:21:14

'Quite right! Peter and Charlie, meanwhile, are putting everything on the line

1:21:141:21:19

'and have said goodbye to an impressive £322.50, also for three auction lots.'

1:21:191:21:26

This man is not used to buying antiques, but by God, he's good at it!

1:21:261:21:30

'Our first stop today, Southwick,

1:21:301:21:33

'a village originally founded by the Saxons

1:21:331:21:36

'and which literally translates as "dairy farm". Bet you didn't know that!

1:21:361:21:43

'The area is also home to the Royal Military Police Museum,

1:21:441:21:48

'an institution very much behind the wire and by appointment only.

1:21:481:21:53

'It charts the history of Britain's military police corps

1:21:531:21:57

'since its creation in the 19th century.'

1:21:571:22:00

-This is your sort of thing, isn't it?

-Yep. I'm looking forward to this.

1:22:001:22:04

This was actually Eisenhower's headquarters when they planned D-Day.

1:22:041:22:08

'Oh, yes! Our Dan sure knows his stuff when it comes to military.

1:22:081:22:13

'I hope Richard's on his toes!'

1:22:131:22:15

-Hi, I'm Richard, I'm the curator.

-Hello. How are you?

-Charles Hanson.

1:22:151:22:19

-Welcome to the RMP Museum.

-Thank you very much.

1:22:191:22:22

'The epic story of the Royal Military Police officially begins in Aldershot in 1855

1:22:231:22:30

'with the creation of an army camp housing 20,000 men.'

1:22:301:22:34

Soldiers can be quite a lively bunch and if they're not fighting the enemy,

1:22:361:22:40

they're not unknown to fight themselves, so there's a need to keep a bit of order in an army.

1:22:401:22:45

Yes. Soldiers have basically four favourite activities.

1:22:451:22:48

Drinking, fighting, stealing and fraternisation.

1:22:481:22:53

-Girls.

-Yes.

-Girls, OK. Girls. Girls.

1:22:531:22:56

And with the formation of the Military Mounted Police in 1855,

1:22:561:23:01

Aldershot at that time was a relatively small town, around about 700 people.

1:23:011:23:06

The following year, 20,000 soldiers marched in

1:23:061:23:09

and we needed a decent police force.

1:23:091:23:12

I'm one to always hold soldiers in high esteem,

1:23:121:23:15

and I would've thought they wouldn't need that much discipline.

1:23:151:23:19

In Aldershot, the government was so worried

1:23:191:23:22

that they actually sent down an official commission to find out what the garrison needed.

1:23:221:23:26

It found out that it had 18 beer houses,

1:23:261:23:29

-25 pubs and a number of public brothels.

-Yes.

1:23:291:23:33

And Aldershot was, in the words of the reports,

1:23:331:23:36

populated by thieves, publicans, prostitutes and receivers of stolen property.

1:23:361:23:40

'Needless to say, things had to change, and so for tackling the most common problem amongst soldiers,

1:23:421:23:47

public drunkenness, the punishment was a jolly good flogging.

1:23:471:23:51

-Oh, you've got the cat o' nine tails!

-My ignorance - why is it called that?

1:23:511:23:55

Cat o' nine tails?

1:23:551:23:58

-How many tails has it got?

-How many tails has that got?

1:23:581:24:00

-Nine. OK.

-Approximately, yeah. So I'd flog you with this, stripped to the waist.

1:24:001:24:07

And you know what they used to call that? You would "kiss the cat".

1:24:081:24:11

Where would you flog the person? On their bottom?

1:24:111:24:14

'Is he joking? I can't really tell.'

1:24:141:24:16

No, it was on their back.

1:24:161:24:19

They were stripped to the waist,

1:24:191:24:21

tied to a triangle of pikes

1:24:211:24:24

and the rest of the regiment was lined up in a hollow square to witness the punishment.

1:24:241:24:29

The sergeant would take the cat, twirl it around his head twice and strike you across the back.

1:24:291:24:35

How many lashes would you normally be giving out?

1:24:351:24:39

For something like drunkenness, it was probably 200 lashes.

1:24:391:24:43

-Gee whizz! And it would make you bleed?

-It would actually go down to the bone.

1:24:431:24:47

You'd see the spine. You'd see the white of the spine.

1:24:471:24:51

It was actually only abolished in 1881

1:24:511:24:55

-after yet another soldier died under punishment.

-Yeah, pretty vicious.

1:24:551:24:59

'Fortunately, methods of punishment and the Royal Military Police have moved on,

1:24:591:25:05

'and by World War II, there were more 32,000 men amongst its ranks.

1:25:051:25:10

'Since then, the RMP has been involved in every British campaign that's followed,

1:25:101:25:16

'including Iraq and Afghanistan,

1:25:161:25:19

'often being the first to arrive and the last to leave.'

1:25:191:25:22

-Richard, we've been good boys, we've listened intently, I've learnt a lot, haven't you?

-Yeah.

1:25:221:25:27

We're not typical candidates for military justice.

1:25:271:25:30

No. But if you want to put us through some training, I'm up for it.

1:25:301:25:33

I'm sure we can find something that will make the pulse race a bit faster.

1:25:331:25:37

OK! Yes, I'm ready. Are you?

1:25:371:25:39

You're bigger than me, but I could be better.

1:25:391:25:41

'Now, this has all the hallmarks of being an extremely bad idea.'

1:25:411:25:47

You're far too lightly dressed. Grab a hold of that.

1:25:471:25:50

-Uh! Flak jacket. Great, thank you. Kevlar bits in it. Nice.

-Hurry up, come on.

-OK.

1:25:501:25:56

'Though I'm afraid uncomfortable outer wear isn't the worst of it.'

1:25:561:26:00

-Right, follow me.

-'This man is.'

1:26:001:26:04

Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to Al.

1:26:041:26:06

-Gentlemen, step forward.

-Is it Big Al?

1:26:061:26:09

Don't call my Big Al. If I needed a nickname from you, I'd have give you it.

1:26:091:26:13

-Please don't shake my hand. From now on, you will call me Staff. You understand?

-Why Staff?

1:26:131:26:17

No questions! Get down! Press-ups! Let's go! In this position!

1:26:171:26:22

-All the way to the ground.

-How many?

-Till I tell you to stop! Come on!

1:26:221:26:25

One, two, three, four! We're not friends.

1:26:251:26:29

-If I needed friends, I'd ask you on Facebook, wouldn't I?

-Yes.

1:26:291:26:32

-When I tell you to get up, you'll run with me and stay with me. Any questions?

-No.

-On your feet!

1:26:321:26:37

Excellent, gentlemen. Jogging on the spot at all times. Keep going.

1:26:371:26:41

Super. Let's go!

1:26:411:26:44

Stay with me at all times. If you want more press-ups... Don't go ahead! Down! Quick!

1:26:451:26:50

-Sorry.

-One, two press-ups! Back on your feet! Let's go! Stay level with me!

1:26:501:26:55

Jump up! And now down, touch the ground, all the way down!

1:26:551:26:58

And up! And down, touch the ground!

1:26:581:27:01

'Do you know, I think Charles is less fighting machine and more, well, cannon fodder, really.'

1:27:011:27:07

One each!

1:27:071:27:09

You go that side, you go that side.

1:27:091:27:12

I thought this was an antique programme.

1:27:121:27:14

'Yes, so did I! There again, I'm quite enjoying this.

1:27:141:27:18

'Ooh!'

1:27:181:27:21

And follow me again! Let's go!

1:27:211:27:24

Well done, gents, nearly there. Ten more obstacles to go.

1:27:241:27:27

'Poor old Charles. Back on the road, our next stop is Portsmouth,

1:27:271:27:31

'home to Britain's Royal Navy for almost five centuries.

1:27:311:27:35

'And that's a story which begins in 1527,

1:27:371:27:40

'when Henry VIII took some of the money he made from the dissolution of the monasteries

1:27:401:27:46

'and decreed that Portsmouth be the permanent base for his Navy.

1:27:461:27:50

'It's also from here that Horatio Nelson made his final journey to the Battle of Trafalgar.

1:27:501:27:56

'And then there's the shopping.'

1:27:561:27:59

-Have you seen the size of that?

-What?

1:27:591:28:02

The sword. Good heavens, it's a crusader sword.

1:28:021:28:04

A German bearing sword. £4,200.

1:28:041:28:07

-Circa 1580.

-We might get that for 20 quid.

1:28:071:28:10

You'd get it for 60.

1:28:101:28:12

'Which, by the way, is just about all the money you have left.'

1:28:121:28:16

-Hello.

-Peter Snow, how do you do?

-Andrew Bennett, pleased to meet you.

1:28:161:28:19

-Charlie Ross. Lovely to see you.

-Well, what have you got to show us?

1:28:191:28:24

'Well, there's certainly plenty to choose from. In fact, there's 6,000 square feet

1:28:241:28:29

'crammed full of collectables.

1:28:291:28:32

'And while there's anything and everything to do with the military,

1:28:321:28:36

'that's not the only encouraging news.'

1:28:361:28:38

A later clock, nothing like as nice as ours, £2,750.

1:28:391:28:44

Watch out, Hanson.

1:28:441:28:47

'Yes, indeed! But there's no time to rest on one's laurels.

1:28:471:28:50

'What's the next purchase to be?'

1:28:501:28:54

-How about that? Does that work?

-A World War II air-raid siren.

-How about that, yes?

1:28:541:28:59

'Yeah. Once again, just one problem.

1:28:591:29:01

'It's £250.'

1:29:011:29:03

-Here we go.

-Go for it.

1:29:031:29:06

AIR-RAID SIREN BLARES Oh, no!

1:29:081:29:11

'Can I say, I absolutely love it!'

1:29:151:29:19

-We would love to buy it, but I'm afraid...

-Wouldn't that be fantastic in the middle of the auction?

1:29:191:29:24

I mean, that's a splendid thing!

1:29:241:29:26

But, I mean, all we can do is about...

1:29:261:29:30

-You can have it for 100.

-We can't quite...

-We can't...

-Oh.

1:29:301:29:35

-We can't quite manage 100.

-Have you done your maths, Peter?

1:29:351:29:39

OK, we could do about 60. Pathetic, isn't it?

1:29:391:29:42

Er, seeing as your son stamped on a sextant I loaned him, you can have it for 30.

1:29:421:29:46

-That'll be my sweet revenge.

-What?

-How much?

-30.

1:29:461:29:50

-30!

-What? My dear man! CHARLIE LAUGHS

1:29:501:29:53

Tell us the story about the sextant very quickly.

1:29:531:29:56

-Dan was doing a series...

-Empire Of The Seas.

-That was it.

1:29:561:30:01

-And he borrowed a sextant from me.

-Yes?

1:30:011:30:04

-Did the film shot and then he trod on it and broke the case. This'll be my sweet revenge.

-Well done, Dan!

1:30:041:30:09

-That is sensational!

-It's OK.

1:30:091:30:11

Thank you very much. It's very nice of you. We're thrilled with it.

1:30:111:30:15

'So, thanks to Dan's clumsiness, Peter's got an almost 90 percent discount. This is too good!'

1:30:151:30:22

-I need a gin and tonic!

-Let's go and spend the rest on gin and tonics.

1:30:231:30:27

-Get a few for that.

-Thank you so much.

1:30:271:30:29

'As the lads contemplate a celebratory tipple,

1:30:291:30:33

'the competition is on its way. But are they already too late?'

1:30:331:30:37

This is HMS Victory from that great time?

1:30:371:30:40

Yeah. This is not a replica. It's been heavily repaired, but this is HMS Victory.

1:30:401:30:46

That is the ship that Nelson fought on and died on. Unbelievable. People can go and see it.

1:30:461:30:51

'No argument there. But I'm afraid there's no time for detours.

1:30:521:30:56

'You two have some serious catching up to do!'

1:30:561:30:59

Let's get involved.

1:30:591:31:01

'Now, whilst Peter has done some superb negotiating, Dan still has an ace to play.

1:31:011:31:07

'He and Charles have almost £200 in the coffers.'

1:31:071:31:11

-This is a really good shop.

-My idea of heaven. Look at that.

1:31:111:31:14

World War II German Navy gun sight.

1:31:141:31:17

It's a niche attraction, but that's beautiful.

1:31:171:31:21

-It's how much?

-Only £350.

1:31:211:31:25

-This is just such cool stuff.

-Isn't it?

-I'm going to fit my house out.

1:31:251:31:29

I'm going to take a picture of this cannon, send it to my wife and see if she wants to put it in our hall.

1:31:291:31:34

-Imagine having a cannon in your house!

-Why would you want one?

-Because it's just awesome!

1:31:341:31:39

'Good point, well made. Though perhaps this isn't quite the time for interior decorating.'

1:31:391:31:45

-Dan! How you getting on?

-Not bad, Dad.

-Wonderful shop, eh?

-Amazing.

1:31:451:31:49

-You're going to have trouble beating us.

-Why?

-We got one or two interesting items.

1:31:491:31:54

-We are very relaxed. I think almost too relaxed.

-Yeah. We've got a couple of serious profit-makers

1:31:541:32:00

-in the back of the car.

-Ohh!

1:32:001:32:02

-We can afford to be quite relaxed.

-Wait till you see ours, though.

1:32:021:32:06

-We are really confident, Charlie. We really are confident.

-You haven't got a hope.

1:32:061:32:11

-We've worked well together.

-Yes. Very well. Yep.

1:32:111:32:14

-Charlie and I are very proud of our relationship.

-It's been sensational. This is my pet Rottweiler

1:32:141:32:19

-and I spot it, he buys it. Works a treat.

-THEY LAUGH

1:32:191:32:24

-All right.

-OK, we'll leave you to it.

-You've obviously got a lot to do.

1:32:241:32:29

-We have!

-We've got a few more bargains to find.

1:32:291:32:32

-CHARLES LAUGHS

-I don't know.

1:32:321:32:34

'So, amongst the thousands upon thousands of items in this shop,

1:32:341:32:39

'what is it, do you think, that Dan and Charles are most drawn to?'

1:32:391:32:43

-AIR-RAID SIREN BLARES

-'Bingo!'

1:32:441:32:48

-World War II air-raid siren.

-Now that is cool.

1:32:511:32:53

I mean, that is just amazing.

1:32:531:32:56

-Can you hear what I can hear?

-This is so funny.

1:32:571:33:00

-They've discovered the siren.

-They've discovered the siren. The price is still on it.

1:33:001:33:05

-Andrew, of course, has sold it to us.

-I know.

1:33:051:33:08

And they'll be looking at it thinking, "What a great thing, but it's £250, it's too much money".

1:33:081:33:14

CHARLIE LAUGHS I think they're in serious trouble.

1:33:141:33:17

If all they can do is look at something we've bought... THEY LAUGH

1:33:171:33:21

'They're like a couple of giddy schoolgirls, aren't they? Though it is quite funny.

1:33:211:33:27

'Speaking of education, a visit to Portsmouth isn't complete without a glimpse into the life

1:33:281:33:34

'of one of Britain's most heroic figures - Horatio Nelson.'

1:33:341:33:38

Here we are. Well done, Charlie.

1:33:411:33:43

'And facing his ship, HMS Victory,

1:33:431:33:47

'is the National Museum of the Royal Navy

1:33:471:33:50

'which tells the story of a man who the poet Byron called Britannia's God of War!'

1:33:501:33:56

-Hello!

-Peter Snow. How do you do?

-Matthew. Very nice to see you.

1:33:561:33:59

-Charlie Ross. Lovely to meet you.

-Are you ready to come in?

-We are indeed.

-Come on in.

1:33:591:34:03

'Regarded as the greatest officer in the history of the Royal Navy,

1:34:031:34:08

'Nelson's reputation is based on a series of remarkable victories,

1:34:081:34:12

'culminating in the Battle of Trafalgar where he was killed in his moment of triumph.'

1:34:121:34:17

The interesting thing about Nelson was he went to sea at the age of 12.

1:34:191:34:23

He went there as a midshipman because his uncle was a post captain in the Navy.

1:34:231:34:27

So he could get himself to sea early. So it's very nice to see

1:34:271:34:31

Nelson's own inscription on this book here where I think he says, if we can read it,

1:34:311:34:36

"A present from my uncle, Captain Suckling, 1771."

1:34:361:34:42

-Was Nelson seasick?

-Yes. We know from his letters that he was seasick as a young boy when he first went to sea.

1:34:421:34:48

And I think continued to suffer at times throughout his life.

1:34:481:34:51

Poor guy. What else have you got to show us?

1:34:511:34:54

-A writing box here.

-Yes, a writing box, which we can see was supplied

1:34:541:34:59

from a maker in Spitalfields in London. This is a lovely piece of campaign furniture,

1:34:591:35:04

which you could pack up and take to sea. You can use this for writing your letters.

1:35:041:35:09

-Did he write to his girlfriend, Emma?

-He did.

1:35:091:35:12

'And when we say girlfriend, we mean mistress,

1:35:121:35:15

'as both Nelson and Emma were married to other people.'

1:35:151:35:19

We know him and that relationship with Emma from the letters, the very passionate letters that he sent.

1:35:191:35:25

The thing about him is that it's completely one-sided correspondence.

1:35:251:35:29

-We don't know what her letters to him were.

-Really?

1:35:291:35:33

Because they had a pact that they would burn their letters to each other.

1:35:331:35:36

He stuck to his side of the bargain and she didn't. And thank goodness she didn't.

1:35:361:35:40

'Emma, the gorgeous Lady Hamilton, had a really racy past

1:35:421:35:47

'which included running a bathhouse in London.

1:35:471:35:50

'As for her affair with Horatio, not only did her husband know about it,

1:35:501:35:55

'but it's thought that he condoned it and they lived as a menage a trois.'

1:35:551:36:00

-So here is the lady herself.

-Oh, how lovely.

1:36:001:36:03

-Beautifully executed, isn't it?

-It is.

1:36:041:36:08

Tell me, is that a gold frame?

1:36:081:36:10

-I think it is, yes.

-Gosh!

1:36:101:36:12

And done by one of the most famous miniaturists of the time, Henry Bone.

1:36:121:36:17

-Bone, yeah.

-A lovely...

1:36:171:36:19

-Did she give this to him?

-She gave that to exchange that with Nelson

1:36:191:36:23

so that he could take that to sea to remember her. And there's a little surprise on the back.

1:36:231:36:28

-Am I allowed to touch it?

-Yes.

1:36:281:36:30

-Oh, hair!

-Yeah.

-Her hair.

1:36:311:36:34

So she was famous for this lovely auburn hair that she had.

1:36:341:36:38

-Gosh.

-Very famously, in some of the portraits, it's tumbling down.

-It's beautiful!

1:36:381:36:42

-And you can see it curled there with a little pearl clasp.

-How wonderfully well-preserved.

1:36:421:36:48

'On 21st October 1805, Nelson won his final battle at Trafalgar,

1:36:491:36:54

'where he inflicted a crushing defeat on the French and Spanish fleet,

1:36:541:36:58

'destroying 17 of their 33 ships.

1:36:581:37:02

'But as he crossed the enemy line, he was hit by a French sharp shooter and died shortly thereafter.'

1:37:021:37:07

This very grand funeral invitation, if you were lucky enough to go.

1:37:071:37:13

Oh, very smart. Yes.

1:37:141:37:17

-Who's that lucky person?

-This was, "Admit Lieutenant Thomas Wing".

1:37:171:37:23

-My word, that would've been an event to be at, wouldn't it?

-It was an incredible event.

1:37:231:37:28

There wasn't only a funeral in St Paul's,

1:37:281:37:31

there was also a lying in state at the Royal Hospital in Greenwich.

1:37:311:37:36

Then there was a great procession...

1:37:361:37:40

..where the body was carried up the river from Greenwich.

1:37:411:37:44

What a wonderful picture. That really is extraordinary. Spectacular procession going up the Thames.

1:37:461:37:52

-We'd like that for our auction, Peter.

-Yes.

1:37:521:37:55

-10 quid?

-No, can't let it go, I'm afraid.

-CHARLIE LAUGHS

1:37:551:37:58

15. 15. THEY LAUGH

1:37:581:38:00

-Steady, steady.

-It's not for sale, it's not for sale.

1:38:001:38:04

'The funeral procession included 32 admirals,

1:38:041:38:08

'more than 100 captains and an escort of 10,000 troops

1:38:081:38:12

'who took Nelson's coffin to St Paul's Cathedral for what would be a four-hour service.'

1:38:121:38:19

You can get a sense then of the interior here of St Paul's

1:38:191:38:22

with the captured standards of the French and the Spanish fleets hung up there.

1:38:221:38:29

And we know what a big public event it was. You can see the crowds in those pictures.

1:38:291:38:35

But we're lucky enough to have another eye-witnesses.

1:38:351:38:38

Things like this, which is a letter from a boy writing to his father,

1:38:381:38:44

and you can see he has his own sketch there of the funeral carriage,

1:38:441:38:48

which actually is pretty good.

1:38:481:38:51

-Well, well.

-He was a very, very popular man, wasn't he, Nelson?

-He was.

1:38:511:38:56

What about Nelson's affair with Emma Hamilton? What difference do you think that made to his popularity?

1:38:561:39:02

I don't know if it affected his popularity as a naval hero.

1:39:021:39:06

It certainly led to difficulties in his public life and gave him more notoriety, I think.

1:39:061:39:12

-He was a married man, after all.

-He was still married and he was still married when he died.

1:39:121:39:17

And so, in fact, when he died, it was his wife who got the very handsome public pension.

1:39:171:39:23

She got £2,000 a year as an annuity until she died,

1:39:231:39:27

-which was a very significant sum.

-Yes, indeed.

1:39:271:39:30

Whilst Emma received nothing at all.

1:39:301:39:34

'Horatio Nelson's passion for risk-taking lost him the sight of an eye,

1:39:341:39:40

'an arm, and ultimately his life.

1:39:401:39:43

'But his leadership and his tactical genius make him a legend Britain shall never forget.'

1:39:431:39:49

-MILITARY DRUMS

-'As for Dan and Charles, they really are struggling

1:39:491:39:54

'to pick up just one thing from this gargantuan shop.'

1:39:541:39:58

-What I would say to you, Hanson...

-Yes.

-A, it's £12,000,

1:39:581:40:02

and B, we've already bought a massive wooden thing already so let's spend it on...

1:40:021:40:06

-Which one do you prefer?

-I prefer this one.

-OK.

1:40:061:40:09

'Dan still hates the hat stand, then.

1:40:091:40:11

'Though right now, we need to focus on the shopping.'

1:40:111:40:14

Quite good, isn't it? It's a World War II German fur-lined flying helmet.

1:40:141:40:17

-65 quid?

-That, to me, seems a bit cheap.

1:40:171:40:20

-That's what I want to hear.

-Well, I know. And at auction you may be guided between 50 and 70.

1:40:201:40:25

Because what's interesting about that, is that would sell... The name...

1:40:251:40:30

If you turn up on the day, you see, "Ah, German fur..."

1:40:301:40:32

-You don't have to think about it overnight.

-Exactly.

-It sells itself.

1:40:321:40:36

-Descriptively, it's all there.

-Yeah.

-It's got, what, seven or eight magical words. It is what it is.

1:40:361:40:42

'You know what? It looks comfy enough, but is it a must-have?'

1:40:421:40:46

-Andrew, what's it worth at auction?

-I think that's a very keen price. I must have had a very good buy.

1:40:461:40:51

-I think you could cover yourself in that, quite happily.

-Yeah.

1:40:511:40:54

-Especially if you sold it for a bit less.

-It could be done.

1:40:541:40:57

Andrew, I'll be honest with you. We want to buy it for maybe half what your price is at.

1:40:571:41:02

-I just couldn't do that.

-What's your very best?

-I'd do it for 50.

-What about 40?

1:41:021:41:06

-45.

-I'd say yes to that.

-Would you? You know what? I'm not sure about buying it.

1:41:061:41:11

It's up to you. You wouldn't drop it a bit more, Andrew?

1:41:111:41:14

-43?

-43, OK.

-Andrew, there's no more... We're very close, we're just disagreeing about the price.

1:41:141:41:21

-Yep, go on, 40.

-40.

-I think it's a bit of a gamble, but it's up to you.

1:41:211:41:26

I think it might make 60, it might make 25.

1:41:261:41:30

-It's a lot...

-25!

-..which is going to have a really wide...

1:41:301:41:33

..price range. It could fly, it could fall, quite literally.

1:41:341:41:37

-I feel good about our other stuff.

-Yeah, I do.

-So I am going to say yes at 40. OK?

1:41:371:41:42

-Fine.

-Anyway, even if it doesn't fly, it did fly once.

-Yeah, exactly.

1:41:421:41:47

-I am going to say yes at 40.

-OK, wingman. On your head be it.

-HE LAUGHS

1:41:471:41:52

This is the man who bought the Bavarian bear talking!

1:41:521:41:54

'He really does have issues with that hat stand. Dear, oh, dear.

1:41:541:41:58

'Now, for the last 500 years, Portsmouth has been at the centre of many a battle.

1:42:001:42:04

'And today, yet another comes to an end,

1:42:041:42:08

'as our competitors reveal to each other what they've bought.'

1:42:081:42:12

-There it is.

-Oh, that's interesting.

-Little inro.

-Sweet.

-It is sweet.

1:42:121:42:16

-Why did you buy it?

-I just thought it looked wonderfully mellow and useful.

1:42:161:42:21

-I think I could put my antibiotics inside it.

-Yes.

-My pills.

1:42:211:42:25

And it's a rather jolly little object, I think.

1:42:251:42:28

-How do you rate it?

-I don't rate that very highly, I've got to say.

1:42:281:42:32

I think they probably paid too much for it, knowing Dad.

1:42:321:42:35

-£22.50.

-22.50, yes.

1:42:351:42:37

That's a good object. I would happily guide that for sale at between £30 and £50.

1:42:371:42:42

I think it's a nice object. Decorative. Well done.

1:42:421:42:45

Now look at that! Look at that!

1:42:451:42:47

-Glasses, glasses, glasses!

-Beautiful.

1:42:471:42:50

I like the little military figures here and the bawdy revelry scene.

1:42:501:42:55

-I love this!

-Yep, it's good.

-Do you think they're German rather than...

-How old are they?

1:42:551:42:59

They could be Dutch but they would date, we think, to probably around 1910, 1920.

1:42:591:43:04

-The early 20th century.

-Well done, that's terrific.

1:43:041:43:07

The reason we like them is the quality of artistry is very good and the detail is superb.

1:43:071:43:11

-What do you think we paid for those?

-Well...

-£15 or something ridiculous.

1:43:111:43:16

-We paid £15.

-Oh! Spot on!

1:43:161:43:20

-Well done!

-Do you like my valuation skills?

-That is very impressive.

-Thank you.

1:43:201:43:24

-I feel like we're neck and neck. I fell we've both bought some good stuff.

-Yep.

-Your turn, Peter.

1:43:241:43:30

Well, I'm afraid we have another stocking filler.

1:43:301:43:33

I think it's more than a stocking filler. It's a rather pretty little tea strainer.

1:43:331:43:37

-That's nice.

-Very nice.

1:43:371:43:40

We think it's Dutch silver. Got a little windmill at the top. It's rather jolly.

1:43:401:43:46

Peter walked into the shop and while we were looking round, and I was looking round,

1:43:461:43:51

I suddenly heard the word, "Done!" And they were shaking hands!

1:43:511:43:56

'And on this rare occasion, he probably paid too much for it. Still, there we are, moving on.'

1:43:561:44:02

-Oh, look!

-Oh, heavens above! Oh, that's very impressive.

1:44:021:44:06

-Oh, they're great!

-Oh, they're great fun.

1:44:061:44:10

-Oh, they're fantastic!

-They're absolutely wonderful.

1:44:101:44:13

Original, World War II, drawn by a fellow officer of his friends he served with.

1:44:131:44:18

-Charcoal and gouache?

-Exactly.

1:44:181:44:21

-Original frames.

-Yes.

-Very good.

1:44:211:44:24

-I think they're splendid. I really do.

-Well done!

1:44:241:44:27

They cost us a big, blind £90.

1:44:271:44:31

-That will appeal to somebody in the saleroom.

-I think this is my uncle.

-THEY LAUGH

1:44:311:44:36

We can't bring the next lot to the table, I'm afraid.

1:44:361:44:39

I'd like you to be very aware aurally.

1:44:391:44:44

-Aurally, really?

-You have to be very quiet.

1:44:441:44:47

What is this he's doing?

1:44:471:44:50

AIR-RAID SIREN BLARES

1:44:501:44:53

Ah!

1:44:531:44:55

Now that is useful.

1:45:001:45:02

See, Dad, if someone is about to drop bombs on your house,

1:45:021:45:06

you can use the air-raid siren.

1:45:061:45:09

-Now, this was the finest piece of negotiating. Well, the second finest...

-Hold on.

1:45:091:45:14

-It was priced at £250.

-£250. What do you think it would make?

1:45:141:45:17

-Don't tell me you bought it for next to nothing.

-Well, not next to nothing, no.

1:45:171:45:22

-We paid a substantial sum.

-Well, I very rudely offered

1:45:221:45:26

the extremely nice man who owns this place, Andrew,

1:45:261:45:29

-£60 for it.

-You didn't!

-Hang on, wait! That's what he offered.

1:45:291:45:33

But he said he'd take £30.

1:45:331:45:36

-CHARLIE LAUGHS Do you know why, Dan? Do you know why?

-Why?

1:45:361:45:40

-Shall I tell him?

-Yep.

-Because you borrowed a sextant from him once,

1:45:411:45:47

for your programme on The Empire Of The Seas...

1:45:471:45:51

-Right.

-..and you broke the sextant.

1:45:511:45:54

So he thought he'd help me beat you...

1:45:541:45:57

THEY LAUGH ..by breaking you, young man.

1:45:571:46:02

How about that? How about that?

1:46:021:46:04

-Dan, I'm sorry.

-I think that pendulum has just swung firmly in your favour.

1:46:041:46:09

'Speaking of World War II, Dan and Charles bought this, unfortunately.'

1:46:091:46:14

So you see, it's quite appropriate to place this...

1:46:141:46:19

-An Eskimo hat.

-..with your purchase. Excuse me?

-World War II German flying helmet.

-Eskimo hat?

1:46:201:46:25

It looks to me like a lump of old rubbish.

1:46:251:46:28

THEY LAUGH I'm terribly sorry. I'm sure you're right.

1:46:281:46:31

-No, no. There were a lot of these.

-But don't touch it, it will fall to bits.

1:46:311:46:35

-Careful!

-It's a World War II German flying helmet.

-I'm very moved.

1:46:351:46:39

-Yeah.

-We're not concerned. You've heard of the Great Escape.

1:46:391:46:42

We've got one really big final object to show off with, OK, so don't worry about it.

1:46:421:46:46

-Is it as good as ours? Do you want to have a look?

-Please.

1:46:461:46:50

-So this is your big finale.

-This was our big purchase.

1:46:501:46:53

'Yes, and it's quite a good one. Let's hear it for grey power!'

1:46:531:46:57

I've always wanted to buy a grandfather clock on a small budget.

1:46:571:47:02

And when you have a man like Peter Snow with you, you can do that.

1:47:021:47:07

I've got one thing to say, how on earth did you buy that within budget?

1:47:071:47:12

-How on earth did you buy that piece within budget?

-I don't know.

1:47:121:47:16

-Because that clock, if it's a period clock...

-It's a proper clock.

1:47:161:47:19

-Is it named?

-It is named?

-Who's the maker?

-Foden of Congleton.

-It gets better.

1:47:191:47:24

-THEY LAUGH

-I just can't believe it. Peter!

1:47:241:47:27

-It ought to be conservatively estimated between £500 and £800.

-Yeah.

1:47:271:47:32

After a lot of haggling, and there was a lot of haggling, we bought it for...

1:47:321:47:37

-We went right up to 275.

-Did you really?

-We had to go to 280, if you remember.

-280, sorry!

1:47:371:47:42

280 between friends. I think it's an absolute cracker.

1:47:421:47:45

-But, you know, I think we can be as big as you.

-Yeah, come on.

-Here we go.

1:47:451:47:50

-This is a disaster.

-We can be as big as you.

1:47:501:47:53

I think we've bought something quite good.

1:47:531:47:56

'Ladies and gentlemen, it's the Bavarian hat stand!'

1:47:561:48:01

-It is carved wood, isn't it?

-It is carved wood.

1:48:011:48:04

-What, you mean not plastic?

-Yeah, they make a very good reproduction.

1:48:041:48:07

-Oh, really?

-But that's a carved wood one.

-That's a real carved wood one.

1:48:071:48:11

-So how old is that?

-And we're going more towards, I think, probably...

-1920.

-Absolutely.

1:48:111:48:16

-What did we pay for that?

-£250?

-It cost us just £98.

-What?

1:48:161:48:21

-£98!

-Oh, you creeps!

-Well done.

-Don't try and be nice. You guys...

1:48:211:48:26

-No, I'm not going to be nice.

-I mean it!

-That makes our clock look expensive.

1:48:261:48:31

-Get out of here!

-Isn't it wonderful?

-I'll see you at the auction.

-I can't wait, it's going to be a finale.

1:48:311:48:36

-Well done there.

-'Well, plenty of competitive spirit there,

1:48:361:48:40

'but what do the troops really think?'

1:48:401:48:42

We have been blown out of the water. Do you know what it's like? I'll tell you what it's like.

1:48:421:48:47

It's like if we rode up in a dinghy and tried to take on that, one of the greatest warships ever built.

1:48:471:48:52

-That's what it's like.

-No, we're not. Sometimes I get lucky.

1:48:521:48:56

And with that bear, I kid you not, that's been the best thing I've found in my Road Trip history.

1:48:561:49:01

-Believe me, it could save the day. Come on.

-It better do!

1:49:011:49:06

-I'd be disappointed if we lost.

-So would I, my goodness me.

1:49:061:49:10

-We've got to beat Dan!

-I think for them to beat us,

1:49:101:49:13

-that hat stand is going to have to make £400 or £500.

-OK.

-And I don't think it will.

1:49:131:49:19

'Well, let's find out, shall we?

1:49:191:49:22

'Because after beginning this romp through history in Portsmouth,

1:49:221:49:27

'it comes to an end in Billingshurst, West Sussex, where, needless to say, it's auction time!

1:49:271:49:33

'So, as Dan Snow, Peter Snow, Charlie Ross and Charles Hanson

1:49:351:49:40

'prepare to take their seats at Bellmans auctioneers, we'd like to wish them the best of British.'

1:49:401:49:45

-Here we go!

-Onward to battle! After you, chaps.

1:49:451:49:50

'Both teams began this journey with £400 in the kitty and in this game of youth versus experience,

1:49:501:49:55

'we've seen Peter and Charlie spend an exciting £352.50

1:49:551:50:00

'on four auction lots.

1:50:001:50:03

AIR-RAID SIREN BLARES

1:50:031:50:05

'Dan and Charles, meanwhile, talk a big game,

1:50:051:50:10

'but only parted with £243, also on four auction lots.

1:50:101:50:14

HE LAUGHS

1:50:141:50:17

'But it all comes down to these good people.

1:50:181:50:21

'So, how does auctioneer William Passfield,

1:50:211:50:24

'rate our competitors' chances, especially those big ticket items?'

1:50:241:50:29

The Black Forest bear hall stand, hat stand, call it what you will,

1:50:291:50:33

it's a nice lot, they're always popular, and it's good novelty

1:50:331:50:36

and everyone likes carved animals, pigs, bears, dogs. I think we'll do well on that one.

1:50:361:50:41

The longcase clock, it's a good maker. I hope for about £300 or £400 on it.

1:50:411:50:46

'Well, he's not giving anything away. So, let the auction begin!

1:50:461:50:51

'First up it's the World War II German flying hat.

1:50:511:50:55

'Best of luck, Dan and Charles! You might just need it.'

1:50:551:50:58

There's a picture of a violin on screen.

1:50:591:51:01

-10 is bid.

-Come on!

-15 now? 15 anywhere?

1:51:011:51:04

15 anywhere? Let's see 15. Winter is coming. 15 there.

1:51:041:51:08

-Oh, it's the lady in the front row.

-And 5.

1:51:081:51:10

-No? All out at £20.

-One more!

-HAMMER BANGS

1:51:101:51:14

-Oh, dear.

-'Yes, even before commission, that's a £20 loss.'

1:51:141:51:20

It is disappointing. Half price.

1:51:201:51:22

'But staying with World War II,

1:51:221:51:25

'next it's Peter and Charlie's air-raid siren,

1:51:251:51:28

'which they're hoping will make them a small fortune.'

1:51:281:51:32

And I've got interest in here taking me up to £55.

1:51:321:51:34

Do I see 60 anywhere? 65. And 70.

1:51:341:51:37

No, he says no. 70. And 5. And 80. And 5. And 90.

1:51:371:51:41

No, they're shaking their head. Still with me at 85.

1:51:411:51:44

90 anywhere else? All done with me at £85?

1:51:441:51:48

Yeah, Peter!

1:51:481:51:51

-£85!

-That's not bad, not bad, not bad, not bad.

1:51:511:51:56

'Yes indeed! That's a respectable £55 profit, lads,

1:51:561:52:02

'putting you firmly in the lead. Though, for how long?

1:52:021:52:06

'Look out because here comes the young ones' German spill vases.'

1:52:061:52:11

-I've got two bids on the book of £25.

-Yes!

1:52:111:52:14

-30 anywhere?

-'They're off to an exciting start.'

1:52:141:52:17

30 from anyone? Maiden bid on the book. Is that 30, sir?

1:52:171:52:20

Clears the commission at £30. Do I see the 5 anywhere?

1:52:201:52:23

-5 anywhere? All done.

-'Oh, that was short-lived.'

1:52:231:52:27

Not so good, but well done.

1:52:271:52:30

'The good news is, it's a £15 profit.

1:52:301:52:33

'But I'm afraid, Dan and Charles, you're still in the red.

1:52:331:52:38

'As for Peter and Charlie, their Dutch tea strainer is coming up.'

1:52:381:52:42

Start me off at £10 for the tea strainer. £10.

1:52:421:52:45

10 is bid. And 15. And 20. And 5.

1:52:451:52:47

And 30? No, 25 with our ladies. Yes, 25 I see. Do I see 30?

1:52:471:52:53

30 anywhere else. It's £25. All done at £25?

1:52:531:52:57

'That's £5 before commission, not bad,

1:52:571:53:00

'especially as Charlie was still haggling

1:53:001:53:03

'when Peter said, "It's a deal!"

1:53:031:53:05

'Moving on now, it's Dan and Charles's

1:53:051:53:08

'set of World War II caricatures.'

1:53:081:53:11

Who's going to start me these at £10? £10.

1:53:111:53:14

10 is bid. 15 now. 15 anywhere?

1:53:141:53:16

-15 anywhere?

-Come on, keep going!

-And 20. And 5. And 30. And 5.

1:53:161:53:23

And 40.

1:53:231:53:25

-Go on, ladies.

-Oh, no, she's not.

-No, £35 to my right. Do I see 40?

1:53:251:53:30

Selling for £35.

1:53:301:53:32

40. And 5. No, he says. £40, dead centre.

1:53:321:53:36

All done at 40?

1:53:361:53:39

Sorry about that. Oh, dear! HE LAUGHS

1:53:391:53:42

I mean, I know it's your lot, but those were too cheap.

1:53:421:53:45

'Oh, dear, it's not looking good.

1:53:451:53:48

'The boys are losing money hand over fist.

1:53:481:53:50

'On to Peter and Charlie's Japanese inro.

1:53:501:53:53

'Can this quirky piece make them even more money?'

1:53:531:53:57

I've got £30 to start. Do I see 5 anywhere?

1:53:571:54:01

5 anywhere? 5. 40. And 5. No?

1:54:011:54:03

Still with me at £40. Do I see 5 from anyone?

1:54:031:54:05

All out with me. And 5 again. And 50. And 5.

1:54:051:54:09

Clears my commission at 55. 60 now?

1:54:091:54:11

All done, selling for £55.

1:54:111:54:14

-Brilliant!

-Good. Can't complain.

-Not bad.

1:54:141:54:17

-It's good, Dad.

-Jolly good profit.

-You're edging.

1:54:171:54:20

'A profit, but nothing to shout about.

1:54:211:54:24

'But hang on, it's time for our big ticket items.

1:54:251:54:29

'This could change everything.

1:54:291:54:31

'Starting with the item Charles loves and Dan despises.

1:54:311:54:36

'Yes, it's the infamous Bavarian hat stand.'

1:54:361:54:40

-This is everything on this. Everything.

-Good luck, good luck.

1:54:401:54:43

Who's going to start me at £50 for this? Who's going to start?

1:54:431:54:46

£50 is bid. I'll take 5 now. 5 anywhere? 5. 55. And 60.

1:54:461:54:51

And 5. And 70. And 5. And 80.

1:54:511:54:54

And 5. And 90. And 5. At 100. Let's move it on. 110. 120. 130.

1:54:541:55:00

140. He's shaking his head. Are you sure?

1:55:001:55:02

-I've got the luxury of a phone.

-Oh, the phone!

-140. 150. 160.

1:55:021:55:07

170. 180.

1:55:071:55:10

190. 200.

1:55:101:55:13

-210. 220.

-Ah, we're in trouble.

1:55:131:55:18

No. At 220. It's 210 in the room. Do I see 220 anywhere?

1:55:181:55:22

It's to the room for 210. 220, new face.

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'My goodness, this is exciting!'

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260. 270. 280.

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-290. 300.

-One more.

-Come on, Mr Fowler, 300.

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Round it off. I hate an uneven figure. 300.

1:55:351:55:38

It's 290. 300 new face. 310. 320.

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330. 340. 350. 360. 370.

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380. 390. 400. 410. 420.

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No, he says no at 420. Thank you for your help. It's 410.

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Tim's still got hold of it. 420 on the floor, last chance.

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-Selling for 410.

-HAMMER BANGS

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-Oh!

-Yes!

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'I always knew it would do well.

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'Time for someone to eat a little humble pie, perhaps?'

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You know what? I hated that hat stand. But now I love it.

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'That's the spirit!

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'And let me be the first to congratulate you on a pre-commission profit of £312.

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'Outstanding!

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'But this battle of father versus son isn't over yet.

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'Peter and Charlie's grandfather clock is up.

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'And all going to plan, this should be their coup de grace!'

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Oh, Peter.

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-This is it.

-Peter, hold my hand, Peter.

-I've got you.

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And I have got bids here starting me in at £210. Looking for 230 now.

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230. 240. 250. 260. 270. 280.

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290. 300. 310. No, he says, it's £300 to me.

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Looking for 10 from anyone. 10 from anyone.

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£300 on the book. Are we all out? It's on the book at £300.

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-HAMMER BANGS

-Yes!

-Oh, no.

-Yes!

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'What a savage blow!

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'That's a mere £20 profit.

1:57:051:57:07

'Which means the young ones take the victory.'

1:57:071:57:10

-Fair game. Well done, mate.

-Well done, Peter.

-Well done, well done.

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-Well done, Danny boy.

-Ah!

-Congratulations.

-Well done, Dan.

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-That clock, that's a travesty.

-Never mind. It's been a wonderful trip.

-We've enjoyed it.

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-Just a rubbish end.

-THEY LAUGH

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'What a contest it's been. And with everything tallied, I can now tell you that, after commission,

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'Peter and Charlie have made a profit of £28.80,

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'which means they end this road trip with £428.80.

1:57:361:57:41

-'Good show!'

-HAMMER BANGS

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'Meanwhile, thanks to one Bavarian bear, who'd have thought it,

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'Dan and Charles have made a handsome profit of £167,

1:57:491:57:54

'giving them a grand and winning total of £567. Well done!'

1:57:541:57:59

-Chaps, I'm afraid we've lost fair and square.

-We all made money though, we all made money.

1:57:591:58:04

-The way it went up and down, fascinating. I thought we'd got them.

-Like a swing-o-meter.

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-Like a rollercoaster.

-Yes, it was like swinging. Went the wrong way in the end.

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-# War

-'Yes, it's been a hard-fought battle.

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-# What is it good for

-# Absolutely nothing

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# War, huh, yeah

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'Peter and Dan went head-to-head, guns blazing and all that.'

1:58:241:58:28

-I'll give you one hell of a beating.

-Got to beat Dan.

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'And crikey, do these two know how to negotiate!'

1:58:311:58:34

-What? That's a huge amount of money.

-Less than three figures, I'd feel happier.

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You can have it for 30. That will be my sweet revenge.

1:58:381:58:41

If it was teens...

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'But what clinched this victory was...'

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-I quite like him.

-Really?

-Yeah. I do.

-HE LAUGHS

1:58:461:58:50

-'Which, strangely, Dan took a while to love.'

-I think this is a mistake.

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This is the man who bought the Bavarian bear!

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'Though, he got there in the end.'

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-Selling for 410.

-HAMMER BANGS

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You know what? I hated that hat stand, but now I love it.

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'All the money our celebrities and experts make will go to Children In Need.

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'So, thank you everyone, you've all done very well,

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'especially today's champions, Dan Snow and Charles Hanson.

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