Episode 4 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip


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Some of the nation's favourite celebrities.

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What if we were to say 150 for the two, then you've got yourself a deal?

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One antiques expert each.

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Da-da!

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# Da da da da-da da-da da! #

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And one big challenge.

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Who can seek out and buy the best antiques at the very best prices...

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LAUGHTER

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..and auction for a big profit further down the road?

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-Potential for disaster.

-Who will spot the good investments?

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Who will listen to advice?

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What you've just come out with, I cannot believe that!

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And who will be the first to say, "Don't you know who I am?"?

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Time to put your pedal to the metal.

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This is Celebrity Antiques Road Trip.

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Yeah!

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Tonight, we welcome aboard two old hands of stage and screen.

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I'll give you a clue.

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Firing up the road in this 1975 Jensen Interceptor

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is veteran TV presenter Michael Aspel.

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And, everybody's favourite Aunt Sally, Una Stubbs.

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It's a lovely noise, isn't it, that gurgle? That's the engine.

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-LAUGHTER

-I'm having trouble finding somewhere to put my left foot.

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I'll probably put it in your lap in a moment!

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LAUGHTER

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-Do you know this part of the world?

-Not at all.

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I've never been here at all.

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Look, it's so flat. You can see so far into the distance.

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Michael has been on our screens for over 50 years.

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From his early work on Come Dancing to his years hosting Miss World,

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the newsreader-turned-presenter's career has seen him rub shoulders

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with a long list of high-profile names.

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Sue Johnston, tonight, this is your life.

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Including those unsuspecting celebrities

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surprised by his big red book.

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That's interesting.

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Dishwasher-proof, I'm afraid.

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And he should know a thing or two about antiques.

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I like pictures a lot. I quite like to fill a room with portraits.

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-Dogs are popular.

-Ducks?

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-Dogs.

-Dogs.

-And ducks, I suppose.

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UNA GIGGLES

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And Michael's competition on the road trip is his old mate Una Stubbs,

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the current landlady to world-famous detective Sherlock Holmes.

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Sherlock! The mess you've made.

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A former dancer and chorus girl, Una shot to fame in Sir Cliff Richard's Summer Holiday,

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but is maybe best known to most of us

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as the apple of a certain scarecrow's eye.

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These old chums may be taking each other on,

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but they won't doing it alone. Guiding them through this challenge

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are two absolute experts in all things antiquey.

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James Lewis and Thomas Plant, currently getting to grips

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with the trusty 1982 Citroen 2CV, which is back for another trip.

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Er, overloaded?

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-It's a bit tight, isn't it?

-Tight?

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I'm going to be hugging you for the entire journey.

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-This is where you have to be careful.

-I know.

-Whoa! That's reverse.

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-I know! GEARS GRIND

-Oh!

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-That's first!

-James?

-Thomas.

-I can't drive this.

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Oh, dear. Thomas Plant started in the antiques business as a porter,

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before quickly working his way up the ranks to auctioneer.

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He believes that to make money in antiques,

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one must have some knowledge. Handy.

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But, also, a lot of luck.

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Let's hope, for the sake of our celebrities, that he's brought Lady Luck along for the ride.

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-Look, look, it's stuck again. Hello!

-Want a push?

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Please, would you give us a hand?

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-Gosh, they were fit!

-LAUGHTER

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-Wa-ha-ha!

-Jolly giant!

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James Lewis has a passion for all things quirky

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and a reputation for buying the things that no-one else understands.

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James's two great loves in his life are animals and antiques.

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And he claims that he made his first auction bid

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at the tender age of six.

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Eugh!

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Una Stubbs is just a goddess, isn't she?

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I will be a little, sort of, "Oh, it's Una Stubbs!"

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I'm glad we're being helped by experts, aren't you?

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Well, it's a saving grace, isn't it?

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I can't tell you how much I'm looking forward to meeting them.

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-Michael seems very sophisticated to me.

-Absolutely.

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-You could imagine him...

-In driving gloves.

-Yes, driving gloves!

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THEY LAUGH

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So as our celebrities make their way to meet our esteemed experts,

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any pre-match nerves?

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I'm really quite nervous about haggling.

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Haggling, that is the thing that is worrying me most.

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-I usually agree.

-Yes.

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Michael and Una have £400 each, two days of shopping and haggling,

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and one auction to prove they can buy low

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and sell high with the best of them.

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Before we throw them in at the deep end,

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let's look at the journey ahead.

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This celebrity road trip will take place in the delightfully flat county of Norfolk.

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Very, very flat Norfolk.

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Starting in Holt,

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we'll weave our way towards our auction showdown in King's Lynn.

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The town of Holt was almost wiped off the map in 1709 by a fire

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that spread so fast through its streets, it was virtually destroyed in just three hours.

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-There we are.

-Well done, Thomas. That was not easy.

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Time to match our celebrities with our experts.

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Here we are.

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-Hello.

-Michael.

-James, nice to see you.

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-Una.

-Una.

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-Tell us, are you looking forward to this? Excited?

-Yes.

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-We're hoping you are, because you're the stars of the show.

-Oh, hardly.

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Michael, don't you know a tremendous amount about antiques?

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This is the terrible mistake that people make.

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I just was the mouthpiece of the show

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-and then watched like everybody else.

-LAUGHTER

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I've learned very little.

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I don't know anything about anything, so I'll be glad for your help.

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You're with me.

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-We.

-And, Michael, you're with me in the 2CV.

-LAUGHTER

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Don't look disappointed. It's fine.

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See you guys later. Have fun.

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Michael, are you confident?

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I'm never confident,

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but, sometimes, it goes down to something like fear and loathing

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and terror and all that stuff. I'm very uneasy indeed.

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Fear and loathing in Norfolk?

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Now that's a very different road trip to the one I had in mind.

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-Don't feel like that, because I will look after you.

-Thank you.

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And I will protect you from all the shopkeepers. Don't worry.

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Yes, don't worry, Michael. Thomas will look after you. He knows best.

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Personally, I'd like to buy some shoes.

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If we can keep him out of the shoe shops. He's so sharp.

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I've got a bit of a shoe fetish. But for men's shoes, to wear my own.

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Yes, it's quite a healthy interest!

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No, I don't go trying on my wife's. That's...that's...

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-Not her shoes, anyway!

-This is it.

-This is it.

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Michael and Thomas's first shop of the day is not a shoe shop,

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it's Shirehall Plain Antiques, and they're looked after by Mandy.

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-With shoes on.

-Hello.

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-Hello, I'm Michael.

-Hello, I'm Mandy.

-Hiya.

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Michael, how do you want to do it?

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Do you want to have a look yourself or shall we do it together?

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-I think that's good idea.

-I think doing it together would be rather nice.

-Yes.

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Then any ignorant remarks can be swallowed up by something you would say.

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-So that's good.

-I don't know about that. Let's have a look.

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Michael have you got a particular style you like?

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You're a very stylish man. Obviously, we can see your very dapper, so you obviously like

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-the finer things in life.

-I'm an Art-Deco bloke, really.

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There's also an emotional connection with when I was born.

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That was the time, you know, when it all happened.

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-It's my time, as it were.

-I'm pleased to know you're an Art-Deco guy.

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-Not exclusively.

-No, because I love the Deco.

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First the shoes and now the Art Deco.

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Could this be the beginning of a beautiful friendship?

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The cinemas I used to go to were all Art Deco.

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How old did you have to be?

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You had to be 16, so I borrowed my father's identity card.

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They said, "According to this, you've just done six years in the Army, hop it!"

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I was only 14.

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While Team Aspel are getting to know each other...

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Una and James pose for a quick photo with the local paparazzi.

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-OK? Pleasure.

-I make you look like a giant.

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HE LAUGHS Everybody makes me look like a giant!

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So do I buzz off on my own?

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-You can if you like.

-No, no, no. No, no. No, I'd rather be with you.

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In that case, let's look together and see what we like,

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-throw a few ideas around...

-Good.

-..and see what we can find.

-Lovely.

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-This is it, this is our first one.

-Oh, oh!

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-Da-dum!

-After you.

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Una and James's first shop of the day

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is Richard Scott Antiques

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and Una is straight in there.

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-Gorgeous.

-Straight-sided coffee cans.

-Yeah?

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So, early 19th century.

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-Coffee...?

-Coffee can.

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If it's got a straight side, it's a coffee can.

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-Why "can"?

-I presume it's like can of baked beans.

-Oh, I see.

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-Whereas that one, with the curved side, is a coffee cup.

-That's lovely.

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Very pretty.

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James is keen to give his celebrity apprentice a lesson

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in buying antiques.

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When you're looking to sell at auction,

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-you have to not think what you like.

-Oh!

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-Because you're never going to own it and you'll never see it again.

-Yeah.

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-It'll be sold at the auction.

-Oh.

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-You've got to take, in a way, all of the emotion out of it.

-Yes.

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Oh. Ooh.

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Oh!

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-Glass is popular now, isn't it?

-It can be, yeah.

-In the light.

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-Very pretty.

-Isn't it?

-Yeah. 1920s, probably. 1930s.

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At auction it would make £8.

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-Yes. 28.

-Very unfashionable. SHE LAUGHS

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Aw.

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Mmmm.

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(I'm going to make such a fool of myself. But I'd quite like to dare.

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(Just to see if he's right and I'm not.)

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Hm. Go on, Una, we dare you.

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Back with the boys and something's caught Thomas's eye.

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This is a beast. The Record Enlarger, it's called.

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British made, so you can date that between the wars.

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Or maybe slightly earlier.

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Hm.

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This is where the slide went in.

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And they just projected it in large form. That's all it's saying.

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They hid under that black shroud.

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It's got the actual hood still on it, which is amazing.

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-Yes.

-To have that still there.

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Cor, they want a lot of money for it. £195.

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What would they take for that, do you reckon?

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-150?

-(A bit more than that.)

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Well...

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(Yeah, you want £100.)

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-Mandy? Hello.

-Yes?

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We like this, but we don't like the top price on it.

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OK. I will have a chat with him and get the very best price for you.

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-Thank you very much.

-I'll do it now.

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Your own home cinema.

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It's a big lens there, isn't there?

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It's a whopper. Let's see you in those.

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Oh, no, you don't want to see it - all those pores!

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Right, I've had a chat with him. He said the very best on that

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-would be 150.

-150.

-Yes.

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HE INHALES SHARPLY

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He wouldn't go bit more, he wouldn't go 120?

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I could do another tenner, that would be it.

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-So 140 we're talking about?

-140 is the best.

-Really?

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Really, seriously best. That's what he says.

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-It is exciting, though, isn't it? It's a fun thing.

-It's different.

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-Shall we do it?

-Yes.

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-Do you want to do it?

-I do.

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-You've got a sale.

-Thank you very much. Very kind.

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-Excellent.

-Good. Thank you very much.

-Thank you.

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-Our first item.

-Yes.

-Exciting.

-We're off and running.

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And we're off and running

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to see if Una has moved away from that green decanter.

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I must listen to you.

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No, no. Keep looking, keep looking.

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Ooh. (That is lovely.)

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-OK, what have you found?

-An old Chinese pot.

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Inside, there's all extraordinary markings,

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-like writing.

-Oh. I don't know if it's writing or just dirt.

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-Dirt?!

-There's something in there, though.

-It's a ginger jar?

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Probably a ginger jar, lost its cover.

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-Yes.

-An interesting thing. Very interesting.

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-That's the sort of thing that is really speculative.

-Yes, I know.

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And at that level, I think you might have found something.

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-Da-dum!

-HE LAUGHS

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That's lovely, too.

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-A bowl, badly chipped.

-Yes.

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It's had a very nasty... How about the one at the back?

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-Quite bossy, aren't you?

-THEY LAUGH

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-More crackage.

-More crackage.

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Is it not worth getting if it's cracked? If I got it for tuppence?

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If you got it would tuppence, it would. HE WHEEZES WITH LAUGHTER

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-It's an interesting little area, this.

-It is.

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What's that? The thing that looks as if it's made out of sand?

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Now that is interesting.

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Chinese.

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They've been digging up these mass graves in China for years.

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The most famous one is the Terracotta Army, so it's Tang Dynasty,

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it's ninth century.

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And would be used for incense, or...?

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-Could be used incense, or could have just been buried with spices.

-Oh, right.

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-With the body.

-Purification.

-Yeah.

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Sometimes, they were brightly decorated and very vivid in colours.

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But what happened was, because they were buried low in the ground,

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the water level would rise

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and when the water level dropped, it would take all the colours away.

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This, like your pot there, is very, very interesting.

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-And £85.

-Right.

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It will give that one a bit of meat, to put the two together.

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-It doesn't need meat, James!

-LAUGHTER

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The current price tag on this little Oriental lot would set Una

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and James back a grand total of £133.

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My thought was

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that it will be a very interesting group together.

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-Right.

-SHE LAUGHS

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What are you thinking?

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Nothing, I have an absolutely blank Buddhist mind.

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THEY LAUGH

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OK.

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Well, that's 24.

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It would be nice to end up with it being at 15, something like that.

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-Would that...?

-Done.

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-Would that be all right?

-Done.

-OK. OK, there's that one.

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50p.

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-I'll leave you...

-50p, OK.

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I'm doing well! Thank you.

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We're going to have to make it up on this one.

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Well, now...

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-Gee, tell you what...

-It's the charm.

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I'm going to go and I'll leave you... HE LAUGHS

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-OK, the third one.

-Please don't say 50p again.

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Una, would you be happy if we paid £30 that?

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-Yes.

-My hand is here.

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-Who is going to shake?

-Is it all right?

-Yes.

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-Done.

-Thank you.

-Super.

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-I think that's a really interesting first lot for us.

-I hope so.

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Una and James have dipped into their budget and spent £45.50.

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OK. Where next?

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-Here we are, antiques.

-Ah, that would do.

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At the other end of Holt, Aspel and Plant are off

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for a poke about Mews Antique Emporium.

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-Ooh, another den.

-And this big den is run by the lovely Jo.

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Are you looking for anything in particular?

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Whatever catches our eye, I think.

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-That's where we're going to play it.

-Well, play on, then, boys.

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What do you kind of get when you come in somewhere like this?

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Well, confusion is the main emotion,

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because it is such a mixture of stuff.

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-You have to watch every corner.

-I view it as almost an assault

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-on your senses.

-Yes.

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Because A, your eyes just take in everything.

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-You never know what you might find.

-Yes.

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-You were in the military?

-Yes,

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I did my two years' National Service in the infantry.

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-The King's Royal Rifle Corps. Rifleman Aspel.

-Rifleman Aspel.

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And I lined, not entirely alone,

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the King's funeral parade in London as a National Serviceman.

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-In 1952?

-Yes.

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-Gosh. Quite emotional, really.

-It was extraordinary.

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The procession was glorious.

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-OK, Rifleman Aspel, back to today's mission.

-I've spotted something.

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Look, it's like a little cricket pitch in there. Isn't that wonderful?

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-It's very 1960s, '70s.

-Yes.

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It's got its box, that's the important thing, isn't it?

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It's got its box and I don't think it has ever been played with.

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It's Lord's there. The old Pavilion.

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Godfrey Evans Games. The great wicket-keeper.

0:16:550:16:59

You said you were in what cricket team?

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We had our own little team called the TV Travellers,

0:17:010:17:05

-because we had no ground of our own, we just get moving.

-Did you play?

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-Godfrey Evans. I played a game with him in our charity matches.

-Did you?

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-He and Denis Compton, old pals together.

-So how good were you?

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-I was demon bowler.

-Were you?! Fast?

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Oh, yes, fast and extremely inaccurate.

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Very dangerous, actually. Hurt a lot of bystanders!

0:17:220:17:25

Rifleman, demon bowler, friend of the stars,

0:17:260:17:29

this is beginning to feel like an episode of This Is Your Life.

0:17:290:17:32

Where's that red book, then?

0:17:320:17:34

-Can I help you with anything?

-I'm after a deal.

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I know it's only seven, but a single note with be fine.

0:17:380:17:42

-Five.

-Five?

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-Would you do for that for us? What do you think Michael?

-Perfect for us.

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Absolutely perfect. At that price? Ideal.

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So the price is right on the cricket game and it's time to see

0:17:490:17:53

if anything will bowl over the competition as they head for Shirehall Plain Antiques.

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Watch out for the ladder.

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-Hello.

-Hello.

-If we go under there, that's bad luck.

0:18:010:18:05

We need all the luck we can get here! Thank you.

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Now, we're running out of time. Shall we wander through the rest?

0:18:090:18:12

Let's just have a quiet wander.

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But while she wanders,

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Una's mind is still on something that caught her eye earlier.

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I think that little glass vase would have done well. I think.

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-I'd loved to have proved him wrong on that. But...

-Hello.

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-Oh!

-LAUGHTER

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Which little glass vase?

0:18:290:18:32

-The little decanter.

-The green one?

-Yes.

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I'd love to... Oh, I'd have been so thrilled, if I was proved right.

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Ah, well, never mind, Una. There's plenty more pebbles on the antique beach.

0:18:400:18:45

What do you think to that?

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-If you look at the base, the base is incredible.

-Beautiful.

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Try and lift.

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Oh, my...!

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Oh!

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That is so heavy.

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-It's solid bronze.

-Gosh.

-It's a Regency period bronze lamp.

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The originals would have been found in one of the excavations,

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maybe at Herculaneum or Pompeii.

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And this is a direct copy of an antique stick,

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something probably made 2,000 years ago.

0:19:130:19:16

Excuse me, this can great big bronze lamp, is there much movement in this?

0:19:160:19:21

-I shall give him a ring.

-A lot of movement?

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James and Una are quite taken by the bronze lamp,

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but with price tag a whopping £295,

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there's some haggling to be done.

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He can do that for you for 195.

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-195.

-And it's not yours?

-No, that's right.

-You had to get on the line.

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But if you want me phone him back, you can speak to him yourself if you'd like to.

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-0oh!

-Do you want to?

0:19:450:19:47

SHE LAUGHS

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That's frightened her, hasn't it?!

0:19:480:19:50

-I could... I could have a go.

-Hello John, it's Mandy.

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Would you have a quick word with Una Stubbs?

0:19:540:19:56

Hello, John. I'm admiring this beautiful lamp.

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But it's still too high for us.

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Is there a possibility it can go below 150, please?

0:20:020:20:07

I... I...

0:20:100:20:11

OK, just a second. 160.

0:20:110:20:14

-Ask for 155, go on.

-155?

0:20:140:20:18

Thank you. OK, bye.

0:20:180:20:21

-Bye. Oh.

-155?

-Yes.

0:20:210:20:24

Well done. Well done.

0:20:240:20:26

-I was such a creep!

-THEY LAUGH

0:20:260:20:28

-Well done.

-I think you'll find it there.

-Thank you very much.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, left. Not under that ladder.

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So while superstitious Una and James celebrate their second purchase,

0:20:350:20:39

the lads of Team Aspel are leaving no stone unturned.

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That's quite nice.

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-Most of the tortoiseshell panels are here.

-Yes.

0:20:460:20:50

And these are bone.

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Oh, look at that. It is tortoiseshell inside. It's had a hard life.

0:20:530:20:57

-It's missing two corners.

-A base.

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-But this could be restored and it would be beautiful.

-Mm.

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What do you think? Have a look.

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I just wonder if it is too badly mauled by time.

0:21:060:21:08

Well, it has been mauled by time. You're quite right.

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But with the tortoiseshell,

0:21:110:21:13

I mean, it's got to be 70-90, I would have thought.

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Now, tortoiseshell and bone may not be to everyone's taste.

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But as this piece was produced in the late 1700s at earliest,

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it's perfectly legal now to buy.

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I'm looking for...

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-a wonderful price.

-We'll try and get him on the phone.

0:21:300:21:34

-You think he would like to speak to Michael?

-We'll try, shall we?

0:21:340:21:38

Right. What are we saying to him?

0:21:380:21:41

How comfortable are you with this?

0:21:410:21:44

-Well, I haven't really done it. I don't...

-Ever?

-No.

0:21:440:21:47

If I buy a car, they say what it is and I just buy it.

0:21:470:21:51

I've never haggled about anything.

0:21:510:21:53

But I can state a case, I suppose.

0:21:530:21:56

This is quite good. This could be, you know, a revelation.

0:21:560:22:00

-Mm.

-It's got 55 on it. Start at 30, 35.

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-I think it's worth a go.

-Yes.

0:22:040:22:06

-And again, it's not a big-risk item.

-Yeah.

0:22:060:22:10

Time for Michael Aspel's introduction

0:22:100:22:12

into the world of haggling. Come on, Michael. Go for it.

0:22:120:22:15

Oh, hello. My name is Michael Aspel.

0:22:150:22:18

We've found it this thing, a trinket box.

0:22:180:22:21

55 is what she's got. It is in an awful state, of course.

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Although it's very, basically very pretty.

0:22:260:22:29

And it would need a lot of restoration work.

0:22:290:22:32

So, we thought we might offer £25 for it.

0:22:320:22:36

40? Oh.

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Is that your best price?

0:22:400:22:43

35.

0:22:430:22:45

-OK, 35.

-That's very good.

0:22:450:22:47

Right. Thanks a lot. Bye.

0:22:470:22:50

Well, Michael, for someone who doesn't deal,

0:22:500:22:53

who just gets the price and asks...

0:22:530:22:55

-There was nobody there, of course!

-No.

0:22:550:22:57

THEY LAUGH

0:22:570:22:59

You went in with the crushing blow of £25!

0:22:590:23:04

-I didn't actually mean to say 25.

-It just came out.

-Yes.

0:23:040:23:07

Is the killer Michael Aspel? Was it a bit like when you were bowling?

0:23:070:23:11

Yes, it was. A kind of madness seized me

0:23:110:23:13

and I just didn't care who got in the way.

0:23:130:23:17

-So if you want to go for it, we will.

-35 quid. We should do it.

0:23:170:23:20

-Yeah?

-Let's go.

0:23:200:23:22

While the boys celebrate their third lot for the auction,

0:23:220:23:25

thanks to the negotiations of killer Michael Aspel,

0:23:250:23:29

Una and James are back on the road.

0:23:290:23:31

Tell me, how do you feel after your morning's antique shop buying?

0:23:310:23:35

-Any regrets?

-Of course.

0:23:350:23:38

The little green decanter.

0:23:390:23:41

Oh! Stop it.

0:23:440:23:46

-Oh...

-I knew you loved it. You've got a choice now.

0:23:460:23:50

You can either put it in the auction

0:23:500:23:52

and see if it makes a profit, or you can just keep it.

0:23:520:23:56

-I'm going to keep it, James.

-Oh, good.

0:23:560:23:59

Aw. James, you big softy. How sweet of you to buy that for Una.

0:23:590:24:05

-And out of your own pocket money, too.

-Thank you.

-It's a pleasure.

0:24:050:24:08

-It's dear.

-It wasn't that expensive!

0:24:080:24:11

Una and James and her green decanter are heading to the village of Colby,

0:24:110:24:16

home to the Straw Works And Crafts Museum,

0:24:160:24:19

the largest collection of straw-crafted pieces in the UK.

0:24:190:24:23

-Wow.

-OK.

0:24:230:24:26

The museum is home to several hundred fascinating pieces

0:24:280:24:32

crafted from straw from all over the world.

0:24:320:24:36

The items on display include sculptures from Africa and Japan,

0:24:360:24:39

straw hats from Switzerland

0:24:390:24:42

and delicate items of clothing woven from strands of straw.

0:24:420:24:46

This photograph from 1951 shows a young Princess Margaret,

0:24:470:24:51

looking gorgeous, wearing a dress embroidered with straw,

0:24:510:24:55

designed by Christian Dior for her 21st birthday.

0:24:550:24:59

Lucky gal.

0:24:590:25:00

Heavy doors!

0:25:000:25:02

You're such a gent.

0:25:020:25:04

-This could be love.

-Ah, hello.

0:25:040:25:06

And the lady responsible for putting this collection together

0:25:060:25:10

is Ella Carstairs.

0:25:100:25:11

-Lovely to see you.

-I'm James. Nice to see you. Hi.

-My favourite man.

0:25:110:25:15

THEY LAUGH

0:25:150:25:17

-And I'm Una.

-And Una.

-Nice to meet you.

-Thank you, Una.

0:25:170:25:21

-All the girls love you, James.

-Here we go!

0:25:210:25:25

83-year-old Ella has been running the museum

0:25:250:25:27

single-handedly for over 20 years.

0:25:270:25:30

Her collection is housed in five large sheds

0:25:300:25:34

in the grounds of her cottage.

0:25:340:25:35

In here.

0:25:350:25:37

-Wow.

-Oh, my goodness. Look at this.

-Gosh!

0:25:370:25:41

It surprises everybody.

0:25:410:25:43

You've got an absolute cross-section from paintings to...

0:25:440:25:48

-They're not paintings. That's all done with straw.

-No!

0:25:480:25:51

-I've done all of these.

-You've done them?

-Yes.

0:25:510:25:54

They're all done with dyed straw. All you do is lay your straws

0:25:540:25:57

in a trough. When they've absorbed the dye, you take them out

0:25:570:26:01

and instead of laying them out on the ground, I stood them up.

0:26:010:26:05

Which meant that the colour ran down.

0:26:050:26:08

So can you see how natural?

0:26:080:26:10

-Yes.

-It looks great, doesn't it?

0:26:100:26:13

That's straw for you.

0:26:130:26:15

As well as Ella's own creations,

0:26:150:26:17

the museum is home to some very unique pieces,

0:26:170:26:21

including these boxes, produced by Napoleonic prisoners of war.

0:26:210:26:25

-200 years old.

-English?

-French prisoners of war.

0:26:250:26:28

So they have been captured over in France on the battlefield

0:26:280:26:32

of Waterloo.

0:26:320:26:33

They've been brought back to England and they've been put in an open camp.

0:26:330:26:38

And they were treated as part of the village

0:26:380:26:41

and they did this straw work to give themselves pocket money.

0:26:410:26:45

-It's as fine as hair.

-Yeah.

0:26:450:26:47

You'd think it would be so brittle to work with.

0:26:470:26:50

These are the things that you would expect a lady with great skill

0:26:500:26:54

and delicate hands to be doing, not somebody who spends his career

0:26:540:26:59

firing cannon.

0:26:590:27:00

As well as overseeing the museum,

0:27:000:27:03

Ella also runs classes in straw-crafting.

0:27:030:27:06

That's beautiful.

0:27:070:27:08

# Hello, Dolly Well, hello... #

0:27:080:27:12

Let's see how today's pupils get on.

0:27:120:27:16

Now, to make a corn dolly, you have five pieces of straw.

0:27:160:27:19

Place each bit nice and neatly side-by-side.

0:27:190:27:22

-You want me to help you with it?

-Have you tied... Oh, James.

0:27:220:27:26

-That should do it.

-Yes.

0:27:260:27:29

Lay your corn dolly out into five positions.

0:27:290:27:33

But they're standing up, they're not laying out, are they?

0:27:330:27:36

You haven't got your hand underneath it, lovey.

0:27:360:27:38

You've got it either side of it. You've got it perfect.

0:27:380:27:41

Hold it firmly and then swing it round.

0:27:410:27:44

And then the one behind the one you've taken over,

0:27:440:27:48

you take that over the next two.

0:27:480:27:50

-Are you with me, love?

-I'm with you.

-Are you?

-Oh, dear.

0:27:500:27:55

-How are you, James?

-Good lad, that's it. That's coming. It's coming.

0:27:550:27:59

Excellent. You're getting the hang of it, James.

0:27:590:28:02

I haven't had any good remarks, James. Have you noticed?

0:28:020:28:05

-I'm going to get a smack, I think!

-THEY LAUGH

0:28:050:28:08

-OK, points out of ten?

-I should say six, wouldn't you?

-That's generous!

0:28:100:28:14

With their corn dollies finished, it's class dismissed.

0:28:140:28:17

And as the sun sets on day one of our road trip,

0:28:180:28:21

I'd say Una and James have got off to a dolly good start.

0:28:210:28:26

-HE CHUCKLES

-Who writes this stuff?!

0:28:260:28:29

And with Norfolk's antique shops closed for the day, it's time

0:28:290:28:33

also for Team Aspel to turn in and recharge their haggling batteries.

0:28:330:28:37

Night-night.

0:28:370:28:39

As a new day dawns in the county of Norfolk,

0:28:390:28:43

the pressure is on for our celebrities to find

0:28:430:28:46

that special something that will bring in the bids at auction.

0:28:460:28:50

-Michael, how's your antique hunt going?

-There's so much stuff.

0:28:500:28:54

And in the end, your eyes start to water, your throat dries up

0:28:540:28:58

-and you think, "I've got to find something!"

-I know!

-You had James.

0:28:580:29:01

-How did you get on with him?

-You know, you feel,

0:29:010:29:03

"Oh, gosh, I'm really learning a lot about stuff I had no..."

0:29:030:29:06

But he knows about everything.

0:29:060:29:08

Una is amazing fun.

0:29:080:29:11

She knows exactly what she likes and what she doesn't.

0:29:110:29:14

I'm not going to get away with buying anything that she doesn't like.

0:29:140:29:19

How did you get on with Thomas?

0:29:190:29:21

Very well, thanks.

0:29:210:29:22

He gave me the impression that I knew what I was thinking

0:29:220:29:26

-and talking about.

-How generous.

-Which is of course not the case!

0:29:260:29:30

I have to say, I am with the most modest man ever in the world.

0:29:300:29:34

If I could be as modest as he is, I would feel...

0:29:340:29:38

Yeah, Thomas, you and modest(!) THEY LAUGH

0:29:380:29:42

And I didn't think he'd be a very good dealer and he was amazing.

0:29:430:29:46

-Was he, really?

-He was amazing!

0:29:460:29:48

The amazing... Ha! ..Michael Aspel

0:29:480:29:51

and his new number one fan Thomas Plant have spent

0:29:510:29:54

an amazing £180 on three lots for auction.

0:29:540:29:57

The projector,

0:29:580:30:01

the boxed cricket game,

0:30:010:30:02

and not forgetting the result of Michael's first-ever haggle,

0:30:020:30:06

the tortoiseshell trinket box...

0:30:060:30:08

We thought that we might offer £25 for it.

0:30:080:30:11

..leaving the pair with £220 to spend from their original £400 budget.

0:30:120:30:18

Mm.

0:30:180:30:20

Someone else enjoying the thrill of the deal is Una Stubbs.

0:30:200:30:24

James and Una have spent £200.50 on two auction lots.

0:30:250:30:29

Their Oriental pot collection, including Una's 50p bowl...

0:30:290:30:33

Please don't say 50p again.

0:30:330:30:36

..and the bronze floor-standing lamp that set them back £155,

0:30:360:30:42

leaving Team Stubbs with £199.50 left to spend.

0:30:420:30:47

Back on the road,

0:30:480:30:51

Michael and Thomas are heading for the lovely town of Aylsham.

0:30:510:30:55

We've bought very well and you never know what we might find now.

0:30:550:30:58

Yes. Well, I'm ready for it, I have to tell you that.

0:30:580:31:01

Well, that's really good news, because I think it's your turn.

0:31:010:31:05

-Well, I won't pick it unless I like it.

-That's the thing.

0:31:050:31:08

Let's hope Red Lion Antiques has a plethora of goodies.

0:31:080:31:12

-Morning.

-I'm Will Cotton. I like your Easter Island tissue box.

0:31:120:31:18

-Fun, isn't it?

-Do you mind if we have a good look?

-Please do.

0:31:180:31:21

Here's something unusual, isn't it? The old tortoise.

0:31:240:31:29

That's quite cute, isn't it?

0:31:290:31:31

It's just...dreadful. HE LAUGHS

0:31:310:31:33

But it's wonderful, though, isn't it?

0:31:330:31:36

A Chinese dim sum steamer.

0:31:360:31:38

-That's fairly modern.

-Fairly modern, but fairly fun, though.

0:31:380:31:42

I'm sure it would have been used almost sort of like a centrepiece.

0:31:420:31:47

I've not had it before.

0:31:470:31:48

Made from hardwood and cane,

0:31:500:31:52

this little fellow would be used to steam a variety of different

0:31:520:31:55

flavoured bite-sized delicacies, more commonly known as dumplings.

0:31:550:31:59

I can see a couple of dumplings from here!

0:31:590:32:02

It's eye-catching, isn't it?

0:32:020:32:04

You see, I never would have picked that up, Michael.

0:32:040:32:06

I never would've picked that up.

0:32:060:32:08

I think we'll take that down and talk to Will about that. Shall we?

0:32:080:32:11

-I think so. I think it's charming.

-I think maybe if we find a few other

0:32:110:32:15

little bits and bobs for him to be friends with...

0:32:150:32:17

-Yes, perhaps.

-Well, they do say the tortoise always wins.

0:32:170:32:22

James and Una are on their way to the delightful town of Fakenham.

0:32:230:32:28

Fakenham's weekly market still takes place in the area

0:32:280:32:31

of the original market of the year 1250.

0:32:310:32:35

Here we go.

0:32:350:32:38

-Shopping head-on?

-Definitely.

0:32:380:32:41

Having blown just over half their £400 budget

0:32:410:32:44

on just two lots for the auction, let's hope Fakenham Antiques Centre

0:32:440:32:48

has some hidden gems for Una and James.

0:32:480:32:51

-Hello.

-Hello.

0:32:510:32:54

-Hello.

-The centre is run by Jake the dog. Oh, yes, and Brenda.

0:32:540:33:00

Hello, Brenda.

0:33:000:33:01

-This is Jake.

-Jake. Hello, Jake. Hello!

-Aw!

-Hello.

0:33:010:33:04

What did you say? Lots of bargains? Hey?

0:33:040:33:08

So, that's how you haggle in doggy language.

0:33:080:33:11

Hm.

0:33:110:33:13

While Una focuses her attention on finding some treasures

0:33:130:33:16

for the auction, James is...

0:33:160:33:17

JAMES MIMICS DOG'S WHIMPER

0:33:170:33:19

James is... well, communicating with the dog.

0:33:190:33:23

I'm lost without him.

0:33:230:33:26

I don't know what I'm supposed to be looking... James?

0:33:260:33:29

James, we're supposed to be working today.

0:33:290:33:31

Oh, plenty of time for that. See you later.

0:33:310:33:34

Going to look...

0:33:340:33:36

How about those? A pair of boots.

0:33:390:33:41

They're a lovely tan leather.

0:33:410:33:44

-They've got the stirrups.

-Oh, my goodness.

-40. Can somebody...

0:33:440:33:48

-Is that a double zero?

-I would have said 140.

0:33:480:33:51

In fact, I thought they were £14,

0:33:510:33:53

you might've got away with £14 if you hadn't...

0:33:530:33:55

-Oh, James!

-I'll ring the dealer.

0:33:550:33:58

Could these boots be walking straight to the auction house?

0:33:580:34:01

Well, I guess that depends on the price tag.

0:34:010:34:04

I've just spoken to the dealer and he says £80 on the boots.

0:34:050:34:08

Mm... No, it's far too much. OK.

0:34:080:34:11

Now then, what have we got through here?

0:34:110:34:14

Pretty, isn't it? The Clipper. It's £58.

0:34:190:34:21

But...

0:34:230:34:24

it's quite a decent example. The condition's not bad.

0:34:240:34:29

It's probably prewar.

0:34:290:34:31

The sails are made from linen sacks,

0:34:310:34:34

-but it's got a look to it.

-Mm.

0:34:340:34:37

This 20th-century model is a replica of a 19th-century tea clipper.

0:34:380:34:43

These were the greyhounds of the oceans.

0:34:430:34:46

Built in American and British shipyards,

0:34:460:34:49

they were designed to take the trade routes between Europe

0:34:490:34:52

and the East Indies, carrying tea, of course.

0:34:520:34:55

The most famous of the vessels is our very own Cutty Sark.

0:34:550:34:59

Oh, all this talk of tea is making me parched!

0:34:590:35:02

Cup of tea and a slice of cake, anyone?

0:35:020:35:05

We need to get it for less than £30, if we're going to stand a chance.

0:35:050:35:08

-58, so it's about half.

-That's a big jump down.

-It is.

0:35:080:35:11

-But we're by the coast, King's Lynn.

-That's true.

0:35:110:35:14

How much could the boat be, please?

0:35:140:35:17

Um, he said 40.

0:35:170:35:19

Would 30 be a possibility for this?

0:35:190:35:22

Yeah.

0:35:220:35:23

-30. Brilliant.

-Well, that was fairly straightforward.

0:35:230:35:26

For £30, it looks like Una and James have their fourth lot

0:35:260:35:30

for the auction. Well done.

0:35:300:35:32

Back in Aylsham, the likely lads are still carrying on their quest

0:35:330:35:37

to find some friends for their tortoise dim sum steamer,

0:35:370:35:41

as you do(!)

0:35:410:35:42

What have you got there, another bit of Oriental?

0:35:420:35:45

This spoon is made from cow horn, and it's about 100 years old.

0:35:450:35:50

£15, this is quite a lot of money.

0:35:500:35:52

This looks like we've got a bit of a foodie lot on our hands here.

0:35:520:35:55

I do like Chinese food.

0:35:550:35:57

Not so fond of Indian food, but I do like Chinese.

0:35:570:36:00

-Is the Indian a bit too spicy for you?

-Yes.

0:36:000:36:03

Moving on, and Michael's on a roll.

0:36:030:36:06

Spring roll.

0:36:060:36:09

-That's quite a nice blue jar there.

-Oh, let's have a look.

0:36:090:36:13

-It is quite fun, isn't it? It's lovely.

-Cookie jar.

0:36:130:36:16

-Very popular colour, isn't it, too?

-It is a popular colour.

0:36:160:36:19

And it's a sherry thing as well. You can see the age on that.

0:36:190:36:23

I had a look under there.

0:36:230:36:24

So I think we need to beef up that foodie lot

0:36:240:36:26

with something a bit more substantial to it.

0:36:260:36:29

-I think that spoon is quite special.

-You like that spoon? Well, go for it.

0:36:290:36:34

Cos that will be showy thing.

0:36:340:36:36

-You can imagine the porter holding that up.

-That's right.

-The light...

0:36:360:36:40

"Oh, that's nice, isn't it? Oh, go on, bid for that!"

0:36:400:36:43

And we get a few more bids. It's good, cos it's a showy thing.

0:36:430:36:46

I think we've narrowed down what we want to look at, haven't we, Michael?

0:36:490:36:52

-Yes, we have.

-That was marked at 12.50. It's an attractive thing.

0:36:520:36:56

This is 18. And that was 15.

0:36:560:36:59

-45, 50.

-Erm...

0:37:010:37:03

-£40.

-I'd like to give you £30 on the dot.

0:37:030:37:07

-How about we split the difference? 35.

-I'd be really pleased at 30.

0:37:070:37:11

I expect you would, yes!

0:37:120:37:14

The thing is, I'm looking to try and make a profit.

0:37:140:37:16

Yes, of course. So am I.

0:37:160:37:19

Well, I know you are.

0:37:190:37:20

I'll tell you what, make it 32.

0:37:200:37:22

£30, go on!

0:37:220:37:25

-Please.

-OK, then.

-Yeah? Are you going to do it?

-Yes, I will do.

0:37:260:37:30

-That's very kind.

-Nice work.

-I think you got yourself a bargain.

0:37:300:37:33

So, with a little lot for £30, the boys have spent

0:37:330:37:36

just over half of their £400 budget on five lots for tomorrow's auction.

0:37:360:37:41

Back on the other side... Anybody there?

0:37:440:37:47

..Una is getting another lesson in antiques from Mr Lewis.

0:37:470:37:51

I collect snuff boxes, you know. They're great. It's a double one.

0:37:510:37:54

This is quite fun, because look.

0:37:540:37:56

If you are a great friend of the person,

0:37:560:37:59

you would open that and there's a nice, big snuff section there.

0:37:590:38:02

Your fingers go all the way in and you take a great wodge.

0:38:020:38:05

But if you didn't like them too much, you would open this.

0:38:050:38:09

And it was a little shallow and they call it a mean pinch.

0:38:090:38:11

-That they would think of that!

-And the brass ones were often

0:38:110:38:16

miner's ones, because they didn't spark.

0:38:160:38:18

So if you had a steel snuff box and you struck it with a bit of tool

0:38:190:38:24

or a bit of rock, it would cause a spark and all the gases

0:38:240:38:28

-down in the mines would cause an explosion.

-He knows everything!

0:38:280:38:32

That is such an interesting story.

0:38:320:38:34

It's fantastic.

0:38:340:38:36

I was just a very sad child that grew into a very sad adult!

0:38:360:38:39

HE LAUGHS

0:38:390:38:41

-Do you know how much his asking price was?

-Let me give him another ring.

0:38:410:38:45

-I don't think it would have been that much.

-No.

0:38:450:38:47

-25.

-Ah, 25. OK.

0:38:500:38:53

-OK, shall we say yes?

-Yes.

-That's 55 for the two.

0:38:540:38:59

-Yes.

-HE LAUGHS

0:38:590:39:01

-Sure?

-Not that sure, but...

-OK.

0:39:010:39:04

And the dealer said if you're really interested in the boots,

0:39:040:39:07

you could have them for 40.

0:39:070:39:10

-Oh...

-That's fair.

0:39:100:39:13

That's really kind. Thank you so much.

0:39:130:39:15

Una and James have picked up three more lots for auction.

0:39:170:39:20

The unusual George III snuff box, the model tea clipper

0:39:200:39:23

and the bargain boots, all for the tidy sum of £95.

0:39:230:39:27

So, with five lots in total,

0:39:300:39:31

they are calling it a day on their antique buying.

0:39:310:39:34

But Michael and Thomas have one more stop.

0:39:340:39:37

-A lot of sky around here, isn't there?

-There's a lot of sky!

0:39:370:39:41

They're heading to the town of North Walsham to visit Ian Clarke,

0:39:420:39:48

a private collector of World War Two militaria.

0:39:480:39:51

Do you think people enjoyed being called up for National Service?

0:39:510:39:55

Well, you were quite pleased to pass the medical

0:39:550:39:57

and be regarded as fit enough to fight for your king.

0:39:570:40:00

But as the day got nearer, we weren't quite so excited about it.

0:40:000:40:05

-People would say, "It'll make a man of you."

-Did it?

0:40:050:40:09

Well, I would have been a man anyway!

0:40:090:40:11

TIM CHUCKLES

0:40:110:40:13

Ian's collection, which he keeps at his family home,

0:40:130:40:16

includes a limited-edition replica

0:40:160:40:18

of a recently discovered World War II diary.

0:40:180:40:21

-Hello.

-Pleased to meet you.

-Please come in.

-OK.

0:40:240:40:27

This was hidden for years and years and years

0:40:270:40:31

and it only came to light when the member of the regiment passed away

0:40:310:40:35

-and it was given to the regiment.

-Wow.

0:40:350:40:38

The diary is one of the most astonishing manuscripts to come out

0:40:380:40:42

of the Second World War. It catalogues the story of the SAS

0:40:420:40:46

during the conflict

0:40:460:40:47

and includes previously unpublished details of top-secret information

0:40:470:40:53

and operational orders.

0:40:530:40:54

SAS War Diary. 1941-1945.

0:40:540:40:58

You don't know who actually wrote it?

0:40:580:41:00

Well, the regiment knows, but nobody's allowed to say who he is.

0:41:000:41:05

-Why are you involved?

-My teacher at school was Arthur Wood.

0:41:050:41:09

And he was called Chippy.

0:41:090:41:10

And many years later I bumped into him at a meeting of veterans

0:41:100:41:13

and I asked him what he did. He says,

0:41:130:41:15

"I was in the Special Air Service. And I dropped into France,

0:41:150:41:18

-"June 10th."

-1944?

-Indeed.

0:41:180:41:21

"And I was there for two months."

0:41:210:41:24

Arthur Wood or "Chippy" served in the SAS during World War Two

0:41:240:41:27

as a member of the secret signals operation Phantom.

0:41:270:41:31

Chippy was known for being one of the best operators in Morse code

0:41:310:41:35

and signals.

0:41:350:41:36

And they were seconded to the SAS for D-Day.

0:41:370:41:40

And this operation was called Houndsworth.

0:41:400:41:43

And this is the actual shot of them getting on the plane

0:41:430:41:46

just before take off. And there's Chippy just there.

0:41:460:41:50

-And how did Houndsworth go?

-Houndsworth was very successful.

0:41:500:41:54

It was to cut the German lines

0:41:540:41:56

and to stop reinforcements getting through to Normandy.

0:41:560:41:59

They'd gather all the intelligence,

0:41:590:42:01

which regiments were going here and there, relay it back to London.

0:42:010:42:05

And they did lots of attacks. What these guys did was incredible.

0:42:050:42:09

Every serving soldier was admired for what he'd done,

0:42:090:42:12

-but these chaps went one step beyond.

-They went the extra mile.

0:42:120:42:16

They were in a dangerous position, because in '42,

0:42:160:42:18

Hitler issued an order that any captured

0:42:180:42:21

Special Air Service parachuters or commando would be shot.

0:42:210:42:25

So these guys knew that they were really up against it.

0:42:250:42:29

-Do you remember any of your teachers?

-Yes, I do.

0:42:290:42:32

I remember quite a few. Mostly Miss Guppy, Audrey Guppy.

0:42:320:42:35

When I was seven years old I was evacuated during the war

0:42:350:42:39

and she was our favourite teacher. She also had very nice legs,

0:42:390:42:42

I was just the right height to appreciate them.

0:42:420:42:45

And then lo and behold, she travelled the world after the war

0:42:450:42:48

and she now lives five minutes from where I live in Surrey,

0:42:480:42:51

and she's 99, very nearly 100 years old.

0:42:510:42:54

Still taller than I am, straight as an arrow.

0:42:540:42:57

And wonderfully funny and good company. And I see her regularly.

0:42:570:43:01

-Do you?

-Certain people do stick in the mind.

0:43:010:43:03

Ian and his former maths teacher went on to become good friends.

0:43:030:43:08

When Chippy passed away, he left his collection of personal artefacts

0:43:080:43:12

from his time in the SAS to Ian.

0:43:120:43:14

And did all these men, heroes,

0:43:150:43:17

get the special reward at the end of all this?

0:43:170:43:19

The majority of them got the French Croix de Guerre.

0:43:190:43:23

Chippy also got mentioned on Dispatches.

0:43:230:43:25

-Your teacher, Chippy, you remembered him from a boy to an adult.

-Correct.

0:43:250:43:30

But he must have been quite special to you.

0:43:300:43:32

Yeah. He was.

0:43:320:43:34

Because we've lost him now and, yeah, it was quite sad.

0:43:340:43:38

Yeah. Very sad.

0:43:380:43:40

With the records of these amazing exploits now made public,

0:43:400:43:44

the legacy of Chippy and his comrades lives on.

0:43:440:43:48

Ian, thank you very much.

0:43:480:43:49

-Thank you.

-That was really interesting.

-Nice to have met you.

0:43:490:43:53

The teams are motoring on towards the auction at our final stop

0:43:530:43:57

of the road trip, King's Lynn.

0:43:570:43:59

-When does Sherlock Holmes start again?

-In the New Year.

0:44:000:44:04

Working with all those guys,

0:44:040:44:06

all those young guys together, must be absolute madness.

0:44:060:44:10

-Do you have fun with them?

-Serious fun.

0:44:100:44:12

-Do you?

-I'm really the cat that got the cream.

0:44:120:44:16

-Hopefully they haven't bought well.

-Hopefully they haven't.

0:44:170:44:20

But I've a terrible feeling they might've bought very well.

0:44:200:44:23

And as our contestants reunite,

0:44:250:44:27

it's time for them to reveal their antiques to the competition.

0:44:270:44:31

Shall I reveal?

0:44:310:44:32

Oh! You've bought lots of things.

0:44:320:44:35

-Oh, my goodness.

-Oh...

0:44:350:44:37

So, this is our main purchase.

0:44:370:44:40

JAMES: How much was that? THOMAS: It was £140.

0:44:400:44:42

Ah!

0:44:420:44:44

There's a lot of people out there who...

0:44:440:44:46

-know about these things and love them.

-Absolutely.

0:44:460:44:49

I wonder who they are!

0:44:490:44:50

This is a cricket game bearing the name of Godfrey Evans,

0:44:520:44:54

-the great wicket keeper of England fame.

-Isn't that lovely?

0:44:540:44:58

-It's quite fun, isn't it?

-It's a lot of fun.

0:44:580:45:00

You only paid £30 for it?

0:45:000:45:01

- Five. - Oh!

0:45:010:45:04

Now, I've got to... That!

0:45:040:45:08

-OK, James. No need to snatch.

-Oh, my word!

0:45:080:45:11

Yes, it's in a state, but it is eye-catching, isn't it?

0:45:110:45:14

-That's fantastic.

-What is it for? A trinket box?

0:45:140:45:16

-It's a beautiful...

-Box?

0:45:160:45:18

..late 17th-century, early 18th-century, tortoiseshell,

0:45:180:45:23

bone...

0:45:230:45:24

How much did you pay for that?

0:45:240:45:26

-30?

-Five.

0:45:260:45:29

35?!

0:45:290:45:31

This is the one Michael offered £25 for!

0:45:310:45:33

-No!

-Wow!

0:45:330:45:34

That's the best thing I've ever known you to buy on Road Trip, ever.

0:45:340:45:38

-I'm stunned. That is...

-You must be proud.

0:45:380:45:40

So, there we are. Come on, let's go over and see what they've bought. Oh!

0:45:400:45:44

-Oh, oh, oh!

-Have you got the Cutty Sark there?

0:45:440:45:47

What is the ship?

0:45:470:45:49

Is it something, after you've smoked a number of Rothman's cigarettes

0:45:490:45:52

you get tickets to go and buy the kit and make it up?

0:45:520:45:55

I think it could well be.

0:45:550:45:56

- They are quite difficult to sell. - Are they?

0:45:560:45:59

-Oh!

-But I love these, though. These little, naughty fellows.

0:45:590:46:02

And down there, they're down there, as well.

0:46:020:46:05

Yeah, those little devils. 295?! Now what did you pay for that?

0:46:050:46:08

-It was £155.

-Mm.

0:46:080:46:11

So, OK, 155. And what do we have here?

0:46:110:46:13

-We've got the boots! What size are these?

-I think about eight.

0:46:130:46:17

-That's your size, isn't it?

-No, it is not!

0:46:170:46:20

I had a pair, and they were really smashing.

0:46:200:46:24

You know how I like my... Oh, they're a bit small for me. That's a shame.

0:46:240:46:27

Una and James's little lot of china has caught Thomas's eye.

0:46:270:46:31

Really early! That's like Ming, isn't it?

0:46:310:46:34

Just after Ming, I think.

0:46:340:46:35

I mean, it's been through the wars, obviously.

0:46:350:46:38

Was that nothing, cos it's so broken?

0:46:380:46:40

Did you pay...?

0:46:400:46:42

I thought you were going to be surprised when I said, "50p"!

0:46:420:46:45

-50 pence?! Well, that's amazing! 50p?!

-Thank you!

0:46:450:46:49

Now that they've showed their wares,

0:46:490:46:52

it's time to find out what the teams really think of each other's booty.

0:46:520:46:57

-That box...

-If I'd seen that in a shop, I would have paid £350 for it.

0:46:570:47:01

-No?!

-Yeah.

0:47:010:47:04

-Golly!

-The boat looks like it's been sort of in a dirty house.

0:47:040:47:07

Maybe I'm being a bit pathetic, but there you are.

0:47:070:47:09

-The film thing, I would be surprised if it made a profit.

-Yes.

0:47:090:47:14

But I don't think it'll make as big a loss as our lamp.

0:47:140:47:17

-No...

-HE LAUGHS

0:47:170:47:20

Well done, you. I think you deserve a huge pat on the back,

0:47:200:47:23

-and I'll buy you a very big drink now.

-Oh!

0:47:230:47:24

-You know...

-It's the fun of it.

0:47:240:47:26

-It's the fun of it, and I think we will both do fine.

-Yeah.

0:47:260:47:29

So it's here, at Tawn Landles auction house,

0:47:310:47:35

that Michael Aspel, Thomas Plant, Una Stubbs and James Lewis gather,

0:47:350:47:39

each team hoping to make the most profit and, of course,

0:47:390:47:42

be declared the winner of tonight's Celebrity Antiques Road Trip.

0:47:420:47:46

-Have you missed the 2CV?

-This is an emotional moment. Mm-wah!

0:47:460:47:50

You'll get to drive her after.

0:47:500:47:53

Looks like an execution chamber.

0:47:530:47:55

It's not an execution chamber, it's fine.

0:47:550:47:57

£27, new bidder at the back, there.

0:47:570:48:00

Auctioneer Tim Landles

0:48:000:48:02

has had a chance to look over our teams' purchases.

0:48:020:48:05

The tea clipper is an interesting item. A little bit dusty.

0:48:050:48:08

They are sometimes considered by other halves

0:48:080:48:10

as a bit of a dust trap.

0:48:100:48:11

The dim sum steamer, we're not too sure about that item.

0:48:110:48:15

I'm not totally sure of how old that might be.

0:48:150:48:18

The bronze Ionic candlestand,

0:48:180:48:19

we think that is quite a nice-looking item.

0:48:190:48:21

It's got some good detail on it.

0:48:210:48:23

The top may have had a little bit of repair.

0:48:230:48:26

Today's auction is a furniture auction.

0:48:260:48:29

The items, whilst we're delighted to have them in,

0:48:290:48:32

are more the smaller items that would have perhaps been

0:48:320:48:34

in our sale tomorrow,

0:48:340:48:36

but we're still hoping for a good turnout today,

0:48:360:48:38

and we'll do the best we can.

0:48:380:48:40

And a good turnout, it is. Well done, Tim.

0:48:400:48:43

With you about, I think I've got the good card here.

0:48:430:48:46

All these ladies, you see.

0:48:460:48:47

You'll just have to hold up the items as the porter.

0:48:470:48:50

No!

0:48:500:48:51

And walk around with them up above your head. You'll be fine.

0:48:510:48:54

-Take my shirt off.

-Take your shirt off. Yes, absolutely.

0:48:540:48:57

Both teams began this journey with £400 in their pocket,

0:48:590:49:03

and two days later,

0:49:030:49:04

Michael and Thomas have spent £210 on five auction lots.

0:49:040:49:08

-It's the killer, Michael Aspel.

-A kind of madness seized me.

0:49:080:49:11

Oh!

0:49:110:49:13

Una and James, meanwhile, have parted with an impressive £295.50,

0:49:130:49:17

also for five auction lots.

0:49:170:49:20

HE CLAPS Well done. Well done.

0:49:200:49:22

-Oh, I was such a creep!

-HE LAUGHS

0:49:220:49:24

Quiet, please! It's time for the auction.

0:49:260:49:28

First up, it's Una and James' 19th-century pocket snuff box.

0:49:280:49:33

There it is, £10. Start me off at ten?

0:49:330:49:36

-HE GASPS

-What am I bid?

0:49:360:49:39

-At £5, then. Start me off at a fiver.

-What?!

0:49:390:49:41

A fiver I'm bid, sir, over there, at £5. Seven, is there?

0:49:410:49:44

At 13. 15.

0:49:440:49:46

HE LAUGHS

0:49:460:49:47

Take 18. 18, new bid.

0:49:470:49:49

20, I'll take it.

0:49:490:49:50

20. 23. 25. 30.

0:49:500:49:54

35, sir?

0:49:540:49:56

It seems no one shares James's enthusiasm for snuff boxes.

0:49:560:49:59

Ah-ah-atchoo!

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Last time of asking, at £30. 38.

0:50:010:50:04

The double-compartment snuff box may have made Una and James

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a small profit, but they still have commission to pay on the piece.

0:50:080:50:13

I wish I'd just put it in my pocket and bought it myself.

0:50:130:50:17

Next, it's Team Aspel's Godfrey Evans cricket game,

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still in its original box.

0:50:220:50:23

If that makes more than my snuff box, I'm going to eat this.

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THEY LAUGH

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-Start me off at £10. Seven, I'm bid. At £7.

-Ooh, seven - profit already.

0:50:290:50:34

One more sir, at ten? ten? Can I say 12? At 12.

0:50:340:50:37

-Wow.

-Take 13. 15?

0:50:370:50:40

At 15.

0:50:400:50:41

Down here in the middle at £18. Can I say 20?

0:50:410:50:43

-They know quality!

-What it's worth!

0:50:430:50:45

Last time of asking.

0:50:450:50:47

£20, sir.

0:50:470:50:48

No, it's 18, was it? 18?

0:50:480:50:50

-Oh, no, it's all right, he'll pay 20(!)

-Sorry.

0:50:500:50:52

Go on!

0:50:520:50:54

THEY LAUGH

0:50:540:50:55

The cricket game has made the lads a £13 profit, minus commission.

0:50:550:50:59

Moving on to the dust collector...

0:51:010:51:03

Sorry, I mean the model tea clipper.

0:51:030:51:06

£30, then? Take 30?

0:51:060:51:08

Ten, then. At ten. I'll take 12.

0:51:080:51:11

-Ooh!

-13? 15. At 18.

0:51:110:51:13

20, can I say?

0:51:130:51:16

New bidder at 20. 23. 25.

0:51:160:51:20

27. One more is 30.

0:51:200:51:22

Oh, go on, it's worth that!

0:51:220:51:25

More tea, clipper? Vicar?

0:51:250:51:28

There it is, then, £27.

0:51:280:51:31

It could be dusted, I have to say.

0:51:310:51:33

Selling the tea clipper at £27 means a loss for Una and James.

0:51:330:51:38

Moving on to Michael and Thomas' second lot,

0:51:380:51:40

and it's the Art-Deco cookie jar.

0:51:400:51:43

-Start me off at a fiver? £5, am I bid?

-A fiver?!

-Can I say seven?

0:51:430:51:47

-Oh no, come on.

-A bidder there at £7.

0:51:470:51:49

Ten, sir?

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Go on, a bit more.

0:51:500:51:52

13? At 13.

0:51:520:51:54

Is there 15? Last time of asking.

0:51:540:51:57

Well, so far, so good!

0:51:580:52:00

Yes, so far so good, indeed, Michael.

0:52:020:52:04

So on we go, with Una and James's Oriental lot -

0:52:080:52:11

the Tang Dynasty terracotta piece, the Chinese ginger jar

0:52:110:52:15

and Una's 50p blue-and-white bowl.

0:52:150:52:17

And James is giving the crowd a lesson in pottery.

0:52:170:52:20

These are terracotta pieces from another underground burial tomb,

0:52:200:52:24

like the Terracotta Army.

0:52:240:52:26

Chinese, Tang Dynasty.

0:52:260:52:29

700 AD.

0:52:290:52:31

1,300 years old.

0:52:310:52:34

She doesn't look very impressed.

0:52:340:52:36

Opening bid there of £30.

0:52:360:52:38

-Come on, come on.

-30, 30, 30. 35, is there?

0:52:380:52:40

40, sir? At £40.

0:52:400:52:42

45. 50.

0:52:420:52:45

55.

0:52:450:52:47

60.

0:52:470:52:48

All done, then. Last time of asking.

0:52:480:52:51

Hold on.

0:52:510:52:53

So, £60...

0:52:530:52:55

Aw! Boo!

0:52:580:53:01

New glasses, auctioneer!

0:53:010:53:03

HE LAUGHS

0:53:030:53:04

-Aw.

-Ah, well.

0:53:040:53:06

Even with the missed bid,

0:53:060:53:08

they've made a profit of £14.50, minus commission.

0:53:080:53:10

And on, to Michael and Thomas's taste of the Orient -

0:53:100:53:15

the tortoise steamer and the exotic bird-handled serving spoon.

0:53:150:53:18

-Start me off at £10?

-Go on!

-£5 for them, then?

0:53:210:53:24

Can I say seven? Ten. 13.

0:53:240:53:27

-£15, with you madam at the back at the moment.

-Oh, bit more!

0:53:270:53:30

Last time of asking.

0:53:300:53:32

Small loss, Michael. Don't worry about it.

0:53:320:53:34

-Did we lose?!

-We lost a small fiver.

0:53:340:53:37

Ah well, seems the tortoise doesn't always win.

0:53:370:53:41

Mm.

0:53:410:53:42

Next up, the early 20th-century cavalry officer's riding boots,

0:53:420:53:47

picked up by Una and James for £40.

0:53:470:53:50

-£30, then, I'll take.

-Oh, no.

-30, I'm bid, at £30.

0:53:500:53:53

40, can I say? At 40.

0:53:530:53:56

-Come on, guys!

-At £40.

-Oh!

-It should have a one in front of it!

0:53:570:54:01

Last time of asking, new bidder. £45, to you, sir.

0:54:010:54:05

Got a bit of wear in them yet, I would say.

0:54:050:54:07

-£50. Well, somebody has one heck of a bargain.

-I agree.

0:54:070:54:12

Well, I remember someone getting "one heck of a bargain" on the boots

0:54:120:54:16

in the first place, James.

0:54:160:54:18

Let's see how Michael and Thomas's home cinema gets on.

0:54:190:54:23

-Start me off at £50. £30 then. 30, I'm bid, at £30.

-Oh dear.

0:54:230:54:27

40. 45.

0:54:270:54:29

50. 55.

0:54:290:54:31

60. 65.

0:54:310:54:33

70. 75.

0:54:330:54:36

-£95.

-Go on, make 100.

-95. Go on!

-Go on!

0:54:360:54:41

At £95. All done, are we?

0:54:410:54:44

Bit more. SHE SIGHS

0:54:440:54:46

-No, it'll be fine.

-He finally cracked.

0:54:460:54:50

They've got a tough crowd in today,

0:54:500:54:52

with an upsetting loss of £45 on the projector.

0:54:520:54:56

I think both of our expensive lots are going to bomb,

0:54:560:54:59

but it's all about their box.

0:54:590:55:04

-Yes.

-If the right people are here for it.

0:55:040:55:05

-I think that could do really well.

-Yes.

0:55:050:55:07

And the next item is Una and James's big spend -

0:55:090:55:12

the bronze floor-standing lamp.

0:55:120:55:14

£100 for it? At 110, at 110. At 120.

0:55:140:55:19

130. 140.

0:55:190:55:21

150. 160.

0:55:210:55:24

170. The bidding here at 170.

0:55:240:55:27

-Go on, go for another one! Go on!

-At £170.

0:55:270:55:30

175.

0:55:300:55:32

-Whoa!

-Last time of asking, at 175...

0:55:320:55:35

I'm pleased that we got out of that.

0:55:370:55:39

Yes, me too, James.

0:55:390:55:41

The final piece is the result of Michael's impressive

0:55:420:55:46

haggling technique - the tortoiseshell-veneer trinket box.

0:55:460:55:49

Could this be Michael and Thomas's trump card?

0:55:490:55:52

£50, start me off at 50?

0:55:520:55:54

-Guys!

-50, can I say? Tortoiseshell casket.

-Aw.

-It's worth 500!

0:55:540:55:57

£20, start me at 20.

0:55:570:55:59

Let's hope the bidders are as excited as James,

0:55:590:56:01

and he doesn't own it!

0:56:010:56:02

25, can I say? At £25, I'm bid.

0:56:020:56:05

30, at £30.

0:56:050:56:08

At 35. 40. 45.

0:56:080:56:12

-No!

-It's at 45. With you at 45.

0:56:120:56:14

Can I say 50? 55.

0:56:140:56:18

-65. 75.

-Getting better.

0:56:180:56:21

85. 95.

0:56:210:56:24

-Go on, go on!

-New bidder. 100. 110.

0:56:240:56:27

120. 125, right at the back there.

0:56:270:56:31

-Keep going, it's worth it!

-Finish at 125.

0:56:310:56:34

I promise you, it's worth it!

0:56:340:56:35

-Back in here at 130. £130.

-It's his, it's not even mine!

0:56:350:56:40

Back in at 150.

0:56:400:56:41

155.

0:56:410:56:43

165.

0:56:430:56:44

Down here at £165.

0:56:440:56:47

-Last time... 38.

-Yeah!

0:56:470:56:50

Thomas, well done. Give us your hand.

0:56:500:56:52

-Well done. Well done, Michael.

-Thank you.

-Brilliant.

0:56:520:56:56

-Well negotiated.

-Fantastic.

-Oh, brilliant!

-Good.

0:56:560:56:59

So with the trinket box making a profit of £130,

0:57:010:57:04

it's a victory for Michael and Thomas.

0:57:040:57:07

Well done, Michael. How do you feel? Excited?

0:57:070:57:11

Yes, I feel somehow my living's not been in vain.

0:57:110:57:14

Oh, stop it, Michael!

0:57:140:57:16

So, both teams started their road trip with a £400 budget.

0:57:180:57:22

After paying auction costs, Una and James have lost £15.06,

0:57:220:57:27

giving them £384.94 at the finishing line.

0:57:270:57:34

Michael and Thomas, though, made a small but tidy profit of £40.92

0:57:340:57:39

after auction costs,

0:57:390:57:41

giving them a grand, and winning, total of £440.92.

0:57:410:57:46

Well, I never did. Well done.

0:57:460:57:50

All the money our celebrities

0:57:500:57:51

and experts make will go to Children In Need.

0:57:510:57:55

-I enjoyed that.

-Did you enjoy that, Una?

-In a nervous sort of way, yeah.

0:57:550:58:01

-Guys, I have to say, congratulations.

-Absolutely.

0:58:010:58:04

Absolutely fantastic result. Great find, great bargaining.

0:58:040:58:08

So close! So close!

0:58:080:58:09

Come on!

0:58:090:58:11

So, thank you, everyone. Especially today's winners,

0:58:110:58:14

Michael Aspel and Thomas Plant.

0:58:140:58:17

-Were you pleased with your results?

-Oh, yes. It is fun.

0:58:190:58:22

It was enjoyable, it really was. And seeing you again, that's nice.

0:58:220:58:26

Ah, yes. That's what it's all about, really.

0:58:260:58:28

Farewell!

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