David and Carrie Grant Celebrity Antiques Road Trip


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The nation's favourite celebrities...

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-I like that.

-Are paired up with an expert...

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We've had some fun, haven't we?

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..and a classic car.

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It feels as if it could go quite fast.

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The mission, to scour Britain for antiques.

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-Yes.

-Fantastic.

-I'd do that in slow-mo.

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The aim, to make the biggest profit at auction...

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-Come on, boys!

-..but it's no easy ride.

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-Da-dah!

-Who will find a hidden gem?

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-Oh! Sell me!

-Who will take the biggest risks?

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Go away, darling.

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Will anybody follow expert advice?

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I'm trying to spend money here.

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There will be worthy winners...

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-Yes.

-..and valiant losers.

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Put your pedal to the metal.

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This is the Celebrity Antiques Road Trip.

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Yeah!

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Today it's all about hitting the right notes.

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I kind of feel like this is a really mean machine

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and you're driving it like a granny.

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Don't knock granny-driving.

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Change gear, babe.

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That will be the one.

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Cruising along in this throaty 1970 Trident Clipper

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are husband and wife singing duo David and Carrie Grant,

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who are swapping singing in harmony

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for a spot of competitive antique-ing.

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Oh, yes.

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Even after 30 years your first base attitude is,

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-"I'm going to beat you."

-Of course.

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Like, literally, for 30 years you've been saying that

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and for 30 years you've been losing.

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Oh, come on!

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David Grant is an '80s pop icon.

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# I'd play out after dark and they would come get me... #

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Yeah! He was a regular in the UK charts,

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clocking up 14 hits and becoming a television favourite.

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David Grant, the man himself, for the Yellows.

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His wife Carrie was a hit-maker herself

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and, in 1983, as part of the group Sweet Dreams

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she represented the UK at the Eurovision Song Contest.

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After becoming coaches and judges on successful shows like Fame Academy,

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David and Carrie have become familiar faces on our screen.

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David, have you decided to stick with your new trainers,

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or are you going to go back to those smelly old ones?

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But for all that showbiz talent,

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it's shopping skills they'll need today.

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Don't get me wrong. You're good at shopping

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but I am good at spotting a bargain.

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You know the cost of nothing.

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You don't even know the cost of a loaf of bread now.

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So how do you think that you're going to go into a shop

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and suddenly gain this gift of knowing the value of something?

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Because, baby, I'm not going to be buying bread.

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I don't know what you're going to be buying,

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but let me tell you something, I've already won

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if you're going to go and buy loaves of bread.

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Our competitive couple will be guided away from the bread aisle

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by the expert hands of our auctioneers,

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Will Axon and Mark Stacey.

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They're bopping along in this pre-seatbelt-era

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1961 Morris 1000 in custard yellow.

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And I hear Mark is a fan of Carrie's European past.

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She was in a group called Sweet Dreams

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that were in the Eurovision Song Contest in 1983

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with I'm Never Gonna Give You Up.

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I know you have an encyclopaedic knowledge...

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Not encyclopaedic, but I love Eurovision.

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# Ooh-ah, just a little bit Ooh-ah, a little bit more... #

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Mark Stacey, douze points.

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Will Axon, nil points.

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Well, that concludes the judging from our expert jury.

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Time for our hopefuls to meet their mentors.

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-Good morning.

-How are you, Mark? I'm David.

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-Nice to meet you, David.

-Hi!

-Lovely to meet you.

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David, Will. How are you?

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Nice to meet you. How are you?

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-Carrie. How are you?

-I'm good, thank you.

-Good.

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We are so looking forward to this.

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We are. We've decided our pairing.

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-Am I with you?

-Yeah, because I love Eurovision.

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Come here, you. Come here and give me a man hug.

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-We are a team.

-We are all bonded, cos this is our car...

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No, I think you'll find the man with the keys always wins.

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Take a little look in there, you'll see my handbag, reserved.

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Try and start the car with a handbag.

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I'll keep the keys. Come on.

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You talk about starting the car. Let's do it.

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HORN BEEPS

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HORN PLAYS "DIXIELAND"

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-Now that's a horn.

-And it's got a horn!

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This should be fun.

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Carrie and David will have £400 each to spend

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and their journey starts off in Landbeach in Cambridgeshire.

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They'll explore Suffolk and Hertfordshire

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and nip into Bedfordshire

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before heading north to Norfolk for an auction in Downham Market.

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-Are you good at shopping?

-I'm really good at shopping, yes.

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-I am. Yeah.

-Are you good at bargaining?

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-I'm not.

-I'll help you.

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I'm relying on you heavily for everything, to be honest.

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That worries me a bit, you know.

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You know, it's not that I mind losing to her.

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Not really. It's just that it would make my life unbearable if I did.

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-It's just bragging rights at home, isn't it?

-Big-time.

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Well, let's get things moving, then!

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And with a rural auction coming up,

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this could be the perfect place for David and Will

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to start their shopping adventure.

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-Hello there!

-How are you doing?

-Will, how do you do?

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-Yeah, good.

-I'm David, hi.

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David, yeah. I'm Stan from Stantiques.

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Stantiques, good!

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Like what you did there, Stan.

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This place is jam-packed.

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Have a look round, guys, see what you can find.

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-Thank you.

-Let's have a wander, David, let's have a wander.

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What...

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-Oh!

-What have you got there?

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Straight in with a...shooting stick.

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Are you a man of country pursuits?

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No! What do you think?

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A lot of people have one.

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If you're going to have one for decorative purposes,

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you want the old bamboo one with the cane seat, really.

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-Really?

-Yeah.

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-OK.

-But, you know, it's a start, you're showing that you're keen.

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A bit of taxidermy.

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How do you feel about dead animals?

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Oh, I like this stuff. You see what I did there?

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OK, um...

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Yeah. In the UK, all animals are protected by law,

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and items from endangered foreign species can be sold,

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as long as they predate

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the 1947 Cites agreement, don't you know!

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I'm liking the wild boar.

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Yeah, how much is the wild boar?

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Best, best price, 120.

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What?

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Come on!

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120?

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Well, it's a price, at least we've got something to think about.

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Well, taxidermy isn't to everyone's taste and could be a big gamble,

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even at a rural auction.

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Meanwhile, Carrie and Mark are toddling along the road

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to Newmarket, the birthplace of horse racing,

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and they are under starter's orders in their first shop,

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Treasures Antiques.

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And it's big!

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Is that two floors?

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-It is.

-I need a week in here!

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So, plenty of interesting things to get you going.

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Do you know, that reminds me of Will!

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-Why?

-Because he's such a bore!

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How long did it take him to think that one up?

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Do you think we should split up?

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Yeah. I mean, yeah. I don't know what to look for, but, yes.

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I think you've got an eye.

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Oh, yeah? Nothing like throwing her in at the deep end, Mark.

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I feel like some of the stuff I've seen here

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is actually from my childhood home.

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Hornsea, Springtime, wow.

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Mark, I really like this as a set, look.

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-Is that good?

-I love it.

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-'60s, isn't it?

-Yeah, 1960s.

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You know, I love the simplicity of it

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and it is very in vogue in certain areas.

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It would look lovely in your house.

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So I've got to stop buying for myself?

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Yes, but that's a very common thing to do when you are shopping, isn't it?

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Now, I've found something which I think you'll hate.

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You just took that out of your pocket.

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-I did.

-Were you trying to nick it?

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No! I just think there's something about it.

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I think this is an antique.

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There's a lot of modern tribal stuff around,

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but antique tribal stuff is quite collectable.

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You can see there's a lot of dust and dirt in there.

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I'm not being funny, but you're saying that in rural areas,

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they won't go for a 1960s butter dish,

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but they'll go for something that's tribal, with no arms...

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-You hate it, don't you?

-I beyond hate it.

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OK. Thanks, Carrie.

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Bye.

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Lordy, this could be a long day.

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Meanwhile, in Landbeach, David and Will are still browsing.

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Little stationary boxes,

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these all look like they should have cutlery in.

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-Yup.

-They look like sort of fish services, fruit services,

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that sort of thing. You've got tins that are collectable...

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-Oh! Well caught.

-Steady, Will.

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-Let's see if there's anything in this little box.

-Let's have a look.

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Go on, open her up.

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-Well, there you go, the fish service.

-Ah!

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The Victorians loved to complicate things.

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There's not much of a market for that, these days.

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-Do you use a fish service?

-Um, no.

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Well, anything more practical?

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Now what have you found?

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-Look at that!

-That's kind of cool, isn't it?

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-Yeah!

-Good old saw.

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What kind of age would that be?

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Looking at the wear and so on,

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it's got to be sort of turn-of-the-century, hasn't it?

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-Wow.

-Sort of 1900, something like that, maybe a touch later,

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1910 or something.

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So this could be a century old?

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-Yes.

-Do you think this is the kind of thing that might be of interest?

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I do, I quite like it.

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I quite like it. Again, it's got a sort of sculptural quality about it, hasn't it?

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-But do you like it?

-I do, I really like it.

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I think David might get the hang of this rather quickly.

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Just as well. Will has spotted something else.

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What do you reckon to that bad boy?

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-See it?

-Wow! Yeah!

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It's a little hand plough,

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not too big, so it's, you know, accommodatable. If that's a word!

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It's definitely not.

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It evokes the Fens, in my mind.

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-Yes.

-Doesn't it? I mean, all you see around is ploughed fields,

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ploughing competitions left, right and centre...

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-Are there still now?

-There's one held every year, just down the road.

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So something like this, when would it have been used until?

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Again, I think if you are talking out in the provinces,

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probably up to the Second World War, that sort of period,

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maybe even could have been used recently after the Second World War.

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I think that might have potential.

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Shall we find out what it costs?

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Yeah, let's find out, because I like that, I do like that.

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Well, it's worth a shot, I suppose.

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Over in Newmarket, have our other pair agreed on anything yet?

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So, just round this corner...

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-Yes. Show me.

-I noticed these, and I just am attracted to them,

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I love them.

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-Yes.

-You hate them!

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Well, I don't hate them, um,

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but they are sort of measuring jars, aren't they?

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-Jugs.

-Yes, are they common?

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They look really unusual to me.

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Well, they are not that unusual, but I think they are £10 each.

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Oh.

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Yeah, let's forget that, then.

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I think... I like where you're going with that, but I think, you know,

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we can find maybe something a bit...

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Don't humour me, let's go somewhere else.

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I thought I was doing quite a good job then!

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Well, what did you have in mind, then, Mark?

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-Carrie?

-Yes?

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Are you a porcelain lady?

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Do you know, I walked past those earlier.

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-Did you?

-And I thought, I like those,

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but I'm just going to be told they're tacky.

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No, they are not. Do you want to take that one?

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Yes. Are they not tacky, then?

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I don't think so. They're French porcelain.

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Possibly made in the sort of Paris area, around about 1870,

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-and this...

-So I did have an eye!

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I was thinking they are bit gaudy, I'll be told that's a bit naff.

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You're right, they are gaudy, but they are meant to be,

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because that was the taste of the day.

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I quite like that sort of pale peach colour as well.

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I just love the whole thing, yeah.

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I mean, they're very flamboyant, aren't they?

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Hurrah, something on which they both agree!

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With a ticket price of £79, Naz is here to talk money.

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-We've seen these...

-Mm-hm.

-..and we quite like them.

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I think we've got to make an offer...

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It's my first chance at bartering, hang on.

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Could we have them for cheaper, please?

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Are you willing to barter with us?

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Give me a figure, then we'll work from there.

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-So, I...

-(50?)

-Oh, no!

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-No, no.

-Go on, then, what would you say?

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-£40.

-Can you come up a little bit?

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41?

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42?

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What about 45?

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Can we do 45?

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I can do 55.

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-Oh!

-55? How about 50?

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Can we do 50?

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Oh, my gosh! Did we just buy it?

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-Well, you did.

-Oh, is that it now?

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I was in full flow there!

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Oh, come on, £51...

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I think we could have got it for 45.

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Never mind, that's the first purchase of the Road Trip.

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Great! The Etruscan style vases for £50. Well done, Carrie.

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Now, how are the chaps getting along?

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I do like the look of this.

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Can you tell me anything about it?

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It's an old saw.

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Well, glad we cleared that one up.

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So, now, what would this cost?

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£15, David.

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15, OK.

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What if we had these two together?

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Are you liking the saw still?

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I still like the saw.

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-Yeah.

-What did you say for the saw?

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-Did you say...?

-300.

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I thought we said a tenner?

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Here we go. Nice try!

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But Stan still wants £15 for the saw.

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The plough actually looks like a push or wheel hoe,

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which would loosen the soil in your garden, and Stan's asking £25.

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What do you think, David?

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If I was shelling out £30

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and taking both of them, would that be...?

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Oh, that sounds like a very fair offer.

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Could we do that?

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It sounds reasonable.

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Boys, I could shake hands at £30, it's here and now.

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Come on, let's do it, let's get that first buy done.

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-Cool, all right.

-Nice one.

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So we have a saw...

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-Yeah.

-And we have a plough.

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-A saw plough!

-All we need is a farm.

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Oh, come on! I think I saw one on the way in.

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Right, let's see if it's for sale.

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Follow me. Thanks, Stan!

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-OK, yep.

-Thank you!

-Cheers.

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Ahem! Um, chaps?

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Hang on, we haven't paid him!

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We agreed on £30, yeah?

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We did, yeah.

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Well, what I have here

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is £100, which I would really like you to have.

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What are you up to, David?

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In exchange for what we've already got and the boar's head.

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Oh, that was a cheeky move.

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I know you're thinking, that's an awful lot of money for those things,

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but I want you to have it.

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I really do, I don't want to scrimp, I just want to say, look...

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-Listen... David...

-Put it in your hand.

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-I couldn't do that. There's still meat on the bone there, boys.

-Yeah.

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£100, you know, that's only a good dinner.

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-What do you want for the boar's head, then?

-120.

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-Oh! I still want 120 for it.

-Oh, no!

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That's me on that, I'm afraid.

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-Sorry.

-120.

-120, yup, so 150 in total for the three items, guys.

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-Are we done?

-Yeah, nice little parcel.

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Lovely, yeah, no worries.

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No-one got hurt!

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Except the boar!

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We got there, and the boys are off to a flying start.

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Back in Newmarket, it looks like Mark is on to something else.

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Carrie, come and have a look at these.

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Those little winning trophies there.

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-Oh, yes!

-And they are modelled on horseshoes, aren't they?

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In my teenage years growing up in Royston,

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you'd see the racehorses going across the heath in the morning and,

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you know, this is a really important subject

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for this particular area of the country.

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So can we find out how much they are?

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Time for round two with Naz.

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Stand by, girl!

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There are great fun, aren't they?

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-What are they made of?

-I think they are just tin.

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And I'm guessing they would go on the horse...

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What's it called? What do you keep a horse in?

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-Horsebox!

-Stables?

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Stables, oh, that's it.

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-I tell you what...

-I've got to trust you with me horses!

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These plaques are priced at £178.

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I'm keeping your hands well away from this deal.

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-Yeah.

-You just hold those.

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You just hold them all and it'll keep you occupied.

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Um, I tell you what,

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because you lost a fiver last time,

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let's say 105.

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-Oh!

-Thank you so much.

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-Yes!

-She said yes!

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That's a whopping £155 on their first two items.

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-Well, I'm pleased with these.

-I'm really pleased!

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Time to catch up with the boys

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and their new friend, don't you know?

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Boris the boar! Boris the boar.

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Oh! I've always fancied a fourth child.

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Boris, you're mine.

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David, Will and Boris the boar

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have meandered their way

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to the illustrious university city of Cambridge,

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where amongst the bicycles and hallowed spires

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lies a hidden footballing past.

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What's all that about?

0:17:110:17:12

-You like your football?

-I love football.

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-Do you?

-I absolutely love football.

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I'm passionate about football.

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When I was a kid, everybody in my school in East London

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had an out of London team. It was always Manchester United.

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Mine was Liverpool.

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I started going to watch Liverpool whenever they were in London.

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And then, years later, my cousin played for Liverpool...

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-What?

-John Barnes. Yeah, he played for Liverpool...

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John Barnes is your cousin?

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-Yeah.

-Barnsey, the legend?

0:17:340:17:36

The legend that is John Barnes is my cousin.

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-Oh, my God, how cool is that?

-Very, very cool.

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David and Will are here to find out how this unassuming scrap of ground,

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known as Parker's Piece,

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is responsible for the rise of the world's most popular ball game.

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Football fan Alan Ward is on hand to tell them all about it.

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Alan, I've never known that this was the birthplace of football.

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-Is that true?

-Well, it is true,

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in the sense that this was the first time

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that the rules were written down in one place, here at Cambridge.

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-I've got you.

-So, before they formalised them,

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what was football like?

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Well, it was a pretty lawless game!

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It was played...

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It could be played over a whole day, with 100 people a side,

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between two villages...

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-Oh, wow.

-And the idea was you got the ball, or the object,

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from one place to the other.

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Football's British origins began as a mob game.

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This archive from the 1920s shows hundreds of men and boys

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chasing a ball.

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Rather fun. In fact, from the Middle Ages to the late 19th century,

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the games were wild, no-holds-barred affairs,

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pitting areas of the same town against each other

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and ending up with gangs of men brawling in the streets.

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It sounds like a really violent game.

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Well, it was extremely violent, and often

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the games were played on bank holidays,

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because people didn't have any time off from work.

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So it was a bank holiday, big game between two villages,

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extremely violent, lots of people hurt and injured.

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It was discussed as to whether the game would be banned

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because people weren't able to go to work the following day.

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Lots of people were injured and hurt.

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To keep the workforce in one piece,

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efforts were made to restrict these mob games,

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although they continued to be played in some areas as annual spectacles.

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Public schools and colleges adopted a rather less violent version

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of the game, but the rules remained ambiguous.

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Some schools allowed the ball to be handled, others did not.

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This made playing against anyone

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who came from a different school very difficult, naturally.

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Get it?

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So if the rules were sort of

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slightly different throughout the country

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and from college to college,

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how did they decide which rules they were going to play under?

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Was at the home team that decided?

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Here in Cambridge,

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the colleges would come to Parker's Piece and they said,

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"Well, why don't we all just play to the same rules?"

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And so, in 1848,

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the Cambridge rules were written down

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and that's the first time that the rules were formalised.

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In 1848, a group of students pinned their Cambridge rules to a tree

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here at Parker's Piece.

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This was the first time that a single set of rules

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was agreed by more than one college football team.

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Alan has very kindly recreated the pinning of those rules today.

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This is talking about throw-ins and goal kicks and how to kick off,

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and no player must be tripped or pushed or held back by hand.

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It's, like, things that we really take for granted.

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There are still details missing,

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like the number of players and length of a match,

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but within 15 years the Football Association was created.

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The FA used the Cambridge rules to form the modern game of football.

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In an age of the British Empire, people travelled from these shores,

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taking the rules of football with them

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and sharing this new game with the world.

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So are you saying, really,

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that on various continents throughout the world,

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footballing nations owe their footballing origins to Britain?

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-Yes.

-Wow!

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Slightly embarrassing that we are not any better at it, isn't it?

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We won't go there.

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Come on, let's go for it.

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Come on, lend us the ball!

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Oh, nice turn!

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And so the game loved by so many today around the world

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owes everything to a handful of students who had a kickabout here

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in Cambridge in 1848.

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Hey, pass the ball, lads.

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Meanwhile, across the county border in Suffolk,

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Mark and Carrie are continuing their search

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at Clare Antiques & Interiors.

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-Hello!

-Hello, Mark.

0:21:510:21:53

-Hi, nice to meet you, I'm Carrie.

-Hi, Carrie, I'm David.

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Good to see you. We are going to have a good look round.

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Wonderful, thanks very much.

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In we go.

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There's no hanging around, and just as well.

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Carrie, surely you can persuade Mark to take a gamble on something.

0:22:050:22:09

This blue case of stuff...

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Quality always sells.

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Cheap doesn't.

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I'm saying no more.

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I'll just leave you with that thought for the day.

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Something else, perhaps?

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-That's absolutely ghastly!

-It's lovely!

-It's awful!

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Oh, my gosh.

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Maybe Mark's right about that one.

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Another try?

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Well, that's pretty, isn't it?

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-A pair of glasses?

-Well, it's actually...

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Yes, you can take the glasses out.

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Those are cool!

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Proper vintage glasses.

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-They are, aren't they?

-Oh, wow.

-Try them on.

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Oh, you look fabulous.

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You look like a doctor!

0:22:560:22:58

You look as if you're just about to analyse me.

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If my head's like that, I'm fine. It really works.

0:23:000:23:03

-But I love the case. Do you know what it's made of?

-No, what is it?

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Oh, is it mother-of-pearl?

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It is, mother-of-pearl, an abalone shell.

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-And it's made of papier mache.

-No!

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Yes. And it's Victorian.

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That dates to about 1890.

0:23:140:23:16

-We're having it.

-You really like this, don't you?

0:23:160:23:18

I really, like, instantly warm to those.

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There's £28 on the ticket.

0:23:200:23:23

Time to talk money with dealer David. Look out!

0:23:230:23:27

-Hello.

-Hello.

0:23:270:23:29

We've fallen in love

0:23:290:23:30

-with these vintage spectacles and the glass case.

-Wonderful, yes.

0:23:300:23:33

We're putting them into auction,

0:23:330:23:35

we're wondering whether we can get a really good price on them.

0:23:350:23:38

-I'll certainly do my best.

-Will you?

-Yup.

0:23:380:23:40

Well, we were wondering whether we could get it for 15.

0:23:400:23:42

I can't do 15, Mark, but I could stretch to 18.

0:23:420:23:46

-Shall we?

-We love 18.

-Thank you, we love 18, thank you.

0:23:460:23:48

-Thank you very much.

-That's very kind of you.

0:23:480:23:51

-Carrie, what can I say?

-Yes!

-That was wonderful.

0:23:510:23:54

We've ended the day on a high.

0:23:540:23:56

Turning into quite a team, aren't they?

0:23:560:23:58

£18 gets them their third item

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and wraps up shopping on an eventful day.

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Just time for our celebrity husband and wife

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to catch up before they kip.

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Because I'm such a beginner and newcomer to this,

0:24:090:24:11

I still have that genuine belief

0:24:110:24:14

that I will find something for a little bit of money

0:24:140:24:17

that's worth a lot.

0:24:170:24:20

-Do you know what I mean?

-Yeah.

-Like, "I'm going to be able to do that!"

0:24:200:24:23

They get on well, don't they?

0:24:230:24:25

Nighty-night.

0:24:250:24:26

It's a new day and time to compare notes.

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Will was just so good.

0:24:360:24:37

He corrected me in a really nice way.

0:24:370:24:40

Like, I'd be going, "Let's buy this," and he'd go,

0:24:400:24:42

"Yeah, that's interesting. Do you like that?"

0:24:420:24:44

"That's interesting. That's really good."

0:24:440:24:46

Oh, really? Martin didn't do that.

0:24:460:24:47

-Martin corrected me in a horrible way.

-Really, like what?

0:24:470:24:50

-He just gave you the look.

-He just gave me the look.

0:24:500:24:53

He loves you really.

0:24:530:24:56

She was so nice a person to work with

0:24:560:24:58

and so enthusiastic in the shop,

0:24:580:25:00

but everything I showed her she seemed not terribly impressed with.

0:25:000:25:04

-You mean she hated?

-Yes.

0:25:040:25:06

Yeah. Yesterday Mark and Carrie bought a pair of vases,

0:25:060:25:10

some equestrian plaques,

0:25:100:25:11

some spectacles and a lovely frog-mouth spectacle case,

0:25:110:25:15

leaving them £227 to spend today.

0:25:150:25:18

I'm quite pleased with those.

0:25:180:25:20

I'm really pleased.

0:25:200:25:21

While David and Will picked up a boar's head,

0:25:230:25:25

a rustic saw and a push hoe.

0:25:250:25:27

Still, they have £250 to play with.

0:25:270:25:30

-Well done.

-Very good.

0:25:300:25:32

So when you were looking,

0:25:330:25:34

what kind of things were you looking for?

0:25:340:25:36

-Small things, big things...?

-I was looking for things

0:25:360:25:39

that would make a profit and beat you.

0:25:390:25:41

So that was basically the criteria?

0:25:430:25:45

And you?

0:25:450:25:47

Yeah, the same. Pretty much.

0:25:470:25:50

OK, chaps, time for round two.

0:25:500:25:52

Oh, look, here they are.

0:25:520:25:54

Oh, yeah, what a stylish couple...

0:25:540:25:57

-Oh!

-..we are.

0:25:570:25:58

Hello!

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Do you know, that sounded a lot smoother with Carrie driving it.

0:26:020:26:05

No, it didn't.

0:26:050:26:06

It didn't, it just sounded a little more relaxed

0:26:060:26:09

because she doesn't actually give it loads.

0:26:090:26:11

Do we not deserve the red car?

0:26:110:26:12

I think you drove it beautifully.

0:26:120:26:14

-Thank you.

-It was so smooth.

0:26:140:26:16

-I think we've earned it.

-I think you misunderstand.

0:26:160:26:18

You see, the red car is the winner's car.

0:26:180:26:21

-Great, that's ours, then.

-Literally ours, then.

0:26:210:26:24

You haven't earned it yet.

0:26:240:26:25

-Excuse me!

-I'm not getting involved.

0:26:260:26:28

I'll make a deal with you - if you win...

0:26:280:26:31

..I'll buy you the car.

0:26:320:26:33

Get out of town!

0:26:350:26:37

Is matrimonial bliss suspended for the rest of the competition, then?

0:26:370:26:41

David asked me this morning...

0:26:410:26:44

Yes?

0:26:440:26:46

..how I got on yesterday and I told him that I'd bought everything.

0:26:460:26:52

No! Are you trying to wind him up?

0:26:520:26:54

-Yeah.

-Are you playing games with him?

0:26:540:26:57

Yes. I've been sending him secret texts calling him a loser.

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Is this something you do on a regular basis or just for the show?

0:27:010:27:04

Oh, yeah, it's a competition.

0:27:040:27:06

I'm not sure if David is competitive about the antiques or just the car.

0:27:070:27:11

She has to earn driving this car by winning.

0:27:110:27:15

As that's not going to happen, she may not drive it again.

0:27:150:27:19

Exactly, she's had her chance, mate.

0:27:190:27:21

Our teams will be selling their antiques at an auction

0:27:210:27:24

in Norfolk's Downham Market.

0:27:240:27:26

But our first stop today

0:27:260:27:27

is in the Hertfordshire market town of Hitchin.

0:27:270:27:31

David and Will are at Marie Antiques for a rummage about.

0:27:310:27:34

So off you go, lads.

0:27:340:27:36

And where's Marie?

0:27:360:27:37

More spangly jewellery.

0:27:380:27:40

These are nice, though, aren't they, these hardstone pieces?

0:27:400:27:43

-They're lovely.

-If you wanted to buy things for Carrie here.

0:27:430:27:46

We're not buying for Carrie, we're buying for us for a profit.

0:27:460:27:49

-What about over here?

-Oh!

0:27:490:27:51

-What have you spotted?

-What's that?!

0:27:510:27:53

Well... Continuing on our animal theme, this looks like a fish slice,

0:27:550:28:00

I would imagine, by the fact that it's a fish.

0:28:000:28:02

Why's it shaped that way?

0:28:020:28:04

You don't want to lose your salmon steak, do you?

0:28:040:28:07

So you would cut it and lift it?

0:28:070:28:09

Yes, that would be for passing the fish.

0:28:090:28:12

Those bits... Serrated edges, or something?

0:28:130:28:16

I suppose you could if you wanted, but no,

0:28:160:28:18

I think the shape is decorative and slightly humorous.

0:28:180:28:21

Oh, yes, it's the most amusing fish slice I've ever seen

0:28:210:28:25

and it will cost you 45 with no chips.

0:28:250:28:28

I like this a lot.

0:28:280:28:30

It's not bad quality, actually.

0:28:300:28:31

Do you think that we might, like,

0:28:310:28:34

get some interest?

0:28:340:28:36

I think it's a bit quirky, isn't it?

0:28:360:28:38

A bit different.

0:28:380:28:40

We've got Boris the boar, why not have Freddie the fish?

0:28:400:28:43

Absolutely. Time to talk money with dealer, savvy Sheila.

0:28:430:28:46

-OK.

-Now...

0:28:460:28:49

-We like that.

-You like it.

0:28:500:28:51

I'm not surprised, it's a beautiful item.

0:28:510:28:53

-It's fun, isn't it?

-Yes, it is.

0:28:530:28:55

But the price is just a little bit out of our comfort zone.

0:28:550:28:59

Can you give me an idea of where we can go with this?

0:28:590:29:03

I can do but it's a good item at 45,

0:29:030:29:06

but of course I will see if there is anything that we can do.

0:29:060:29:09

I just need to go out the back to check that.

0:29:090:29:11

-No problem.

-Thank you.

0:29:110:29:12

Fingers crossed the owner is willing to give a little discount.

0:29:120:29:15

Sheila makes the call.

0:29:160:29:18

-Think positive, think positive.

-Stand by.

0:29:180:29:20

-OK, guys.

-Good news or bad news?

0:29:200:29:22

I think you're going to find this is amazing news.

0:29:220:29:25

-Go on.

-OK. We like you.

0:29:250:29:27

-Aw!

-That's good.

-It's happened once before.

0:29:280:29:30

That's almost as unique as the fish slice.

0:29:300:29:32

That's unique what I've just said as well,

0:29:320:29:35

and so is this, because we're going to offer you that for £5.

0:29:350:29:38

-What?!

-Get out of town!

0:29:380:29:39

Oh, my goodness.

0:29:390:29:41

A Lady Godiva.

0:29:410:29:42

-Yes!

-He's straight in his pocket. I think that's a deal.

0:29:420:29:46

I should say so.

0:29:470:29:48

That's an incredibly generous discount!

0:29:480:29:51

-Goodbye.

-Bye-bye.

0:29:510:29:52

With £40 off, the boys get a once-in-a-lifetime deal.

0:29:520:29:56

They must be happy with that. Bonkers.

0:29:560:29:59

Do you know what? I'm going to kick my heels up.

0:29:590:30:01

Nice!

0:30:020:30:04

Elsewhere, Mark and Carrie have made

0:30:060:30:08

a 50-mile journey west, into Hertfordshire,

0:30:080:30:10

as they head for lovely Letchworth.

0:30:100:30:13

Oh, Letchworth Garden City.

0:30:160:30:19

-It sounds very nice.

-I have a really big connection there.

0:30:190:30:23

-Do you?

-I do.

-Tell me.

0:30:230:30:25

Cos my...mum and dad

0:30:250:30:29

owned the station shop.

0:30:290:30:32

My mum loved it. Once she retired, she did this for...about

0:30:320:30:37

maybe five or six years. They owned it,

0:30:370:30:39

and it was just brilliant.

0:30:390:30:41

She loved it cos she loved people.

0:30:410:30:43

I know nothing about the history.

0:30:430:30:45

-No, I don't.

-I'm sorry to say, ashamed to say.

0:30:450:30:48

Well, now's your chance.

0:30:480:30:49

Carrie and David are visiting the local museum

0:30:490:30:52

to find out how these leafy surroundings

0:30:520:30:55

sparked a social revolution.

0:30:550:30:57

To explain how this town changed the way people lived

0:30:570:31:00

in cities worldwide is curator Josh Tidy.

0:31:000:31:04

-Hello!

-Hello, welcome.

-I'm Carrie.

-I'm Josh.

0:31:040:31:07

-Hi, Josh. I'm Mark.

-Hello. Do come through.

0:31:070:31:10

Where did it all begin, Josh?

0:31:120:31:13

It all began with Ebenezer Howard, who was a social reformer

0:31:130:31:17

who was trying to solve the problems of the late-Victorian age.

0:31:170:31:19

In Victorian Britain,

0:31:210:31:22

people flocked to the cities looking for work,

0:31:220:31:24

but overcrowded homes, crammed next to factories,

0:31:240:31:27

meant workers were constantly subjected

0:31:270:31:30

to the smoke and squalor of their industrial surroundings.

0:31:300:31:33

Poverty was rife

0:31:350:31:36

and the average life expectancy was just 40 years.

0:31:360:31:39

But Ebenezer Howard, who'd grown up in London,

0:31:390:31:42

had a vision to change the way people lived.

0:31:420:31:45

He wanted to plan the construction of new towns

0:31:450:31:47

with an altogether different approach.

0:31:470:31:49

So the biggest influences on Howard

0:31:510:31:53

were industrial villages set up by factory benefactors,

0:31:530:31:58

like Cadburys, who created Bournville,

0:31:580:32:01

and Lord Lever, who created Port Sunlight up near Liverpool.

0:32:010:32:04

They were really looking

0:32:040:32:06

at increasing the productivity of the workers.

0:32:060:32:09

So healthier, happier workers would obviously be off sick less

0:32:090:32:13

and produce more.

0:32:130:32:15

Howard was inspired by that,

0:32:150:32:16

but also felt it should apply to everyone

0:32:160:32:19

and not just to do with increasing productivity.

0:32:190:32:22

In 1898, Ebenezer Howard published his book, Garden Cities Of Tomorrow.

0:32:220:32:27

He set out his vision of people leaving industrial cities behind

0:32:270:32:31

to work in the new towns,

0:32:310:32:33

that offered employment and the benefits of a rural lifestyle.

0:32:330:32:37

The book really sets out his vision for garden cities

0:32:380:32:42

and is packed full of diagrams,

0:32:420:32:45

which is where he best illustrates his ideas,

0:32:450:32:48

including this one, the three magnets.

0:32:480:32:51

It's a very simple idea but very neatly expressed.

0:32:510:32:53

It's combining all of the best parts of town

0:32:530:32:56

and the best parts of country life,

0:32:560:32:57

without either of the worst parts.

0:32:570:32:59

So you end up with different uses for different areas of the town.

0:32:590:33:02

You have areas for workers' housing so they can walk to work.

0:33:020:33:06

You also have planned green spaces right in the heart of the town

0:33:060:33:10

so people can enjoy that.

0:33:100:33:11

-It's amazing, isn't it?

-It's fantastic, actually.

0:33:110:33:13

He wanted it really to be a network of associated towns.

0:33:130:33:16

In fact he thought if the idea was really a success,

0:33:160:33:20

he thought the problem might be that London would wonder what to do

0:33:200:33:25

with the empty husk cos everyone had left.

0:33:250:33:27

-THEY LAUGH

-What a lovely thought!

0:33:270:33:29

Indeed.

0:33:290:33:31

The diagrams were simple

0:33:310:33:32

but Howard's ideas were a sea change in town planning.

0:33:320:33:36

Zones were created to separate housing and industry

0:33:360:33:39

and communities were surrounded by agricultural land

0:33:390:33:42

in what became the country's first green belt.

0:33:420:33:45

Residents could access invigorating green spaces

0:33:450:33:48

and, most revolutionary of all,

0:33:480:33:50

rent paid in these new towns was invested back into the community,

0:33:500:33:54

rather than lining the pockets of landlords.

0:33:540:33:57

In 1903, the new town of Letchworth

0:33:570:34:00

became the world's first garden city.

0:34:000:34:02

Its village greens, Arts and Crafts-style houses

0:34:020:34:06

and zoned areas were the realisation of Howard's dream.

0:34:060:34:10

Letchworth soon attracted the attention of people

0:34:100:34:13

excited to see what life in this new garden city was like.

0:34:130:34:17

This is Andrew Muir and he is one of the early settlers

0:34:170:34:21

that were affectionately known as "cranks".

0:34:210:34:24

Lots of people were interested in this simple life

0:34:240:34:26

and...rational dress.

0:34:260:34:29

They rejected the formal attire of Edwardian England

0:34:290:34:34

and went with these smocks.

0:34:340:34:35

That would have been outrageous at the time, right?

0:34:350:34:37

Letchworth and its cranks were regarded as a curiosity

0:34:370:34:41

by the rest of the country.

0:34:410:34:44

People came up from London on a day trip to have a look at them.

0:34:440:34:49

Forget the city, just look at the people!

0:34:490:34:50

-Indeed.

-Yeah.

0:34:500:34:52

Howard's revolutionary Letchworth Garden City

0:34:520:34:55

became a blueprint for new towns across the world.

0:34:550:34:57

Locations like Sao Paulo and Christchurch in New Zealand,

0:34:570:35:01

as well as parts of New York and Los Angeles,

0:35:010:35:04

all owe their design to Letchworth,

0:35:040:35:07

the garden city that remains a testament

0:35:070:35:09

to Ebenezer Howard's dream of a utopian living environment.

0:35:090:35:14

How interesting.

0:35:140:35:15

Meanwhile, Will and David

0:35:160:35:18

have one last stop on their shopping trip

0:35:180:35:21

and are pootling west to Barton-Le-Clay.

0:35:210:35:24

Their final stop is

0:35:240:35:26

in this local antiques centre.

0:35:260:35:28

-Here we are.

-OK.

0:35:280:35:30

Listen, just don't buy any more ploughs.

0:35:300:35:31

OK, I'm sorted with that.

0:35:310:35:33

LAUGHTER

0:35:330:35:35

This place is huge!

0:35:350:35:37

There's plenty here for them to spend their remaining £245.

0:35:370:35:41

How about you go that way and I'll go this way?

0:35:410:35:44

Go on, then. See you later.

0:35:440:35:45

There's a lot here.

0:35:500:35:52

Oh-ho-ho!

0:35:560:35:58

Quite nice.

0:36:000:36:02

That might be a goer for our rural lot.

0:36:020:36:07

One of the first presents that I ever got

0:36:080:36:11

that I was really, truly excited about, was a camera.

0:36:110:36:16

As a child, just having a camera was a great thing

0:36:160:36:19

and I loved it, I cherished it, I loved taking photos.

0:36:190:36:23

This reminds me of that excitement.

0:36:230:36:26

First World War. This is from 1912 to 1914.

0:36:280:36:31

Even before the war, people had these.

0:36:310:36:35

In fact I really like this.

0:36:350:36:37

David loves it and it is ticketed at £35.

0:36:370:36:41

Oh, here comes Will.

0:36:410:36:43

Hello, young sir, can I interest you in any fresh milk?

0:36:430:36:46

-What do you reckon?

-DAVID LAUGHS

0:36:460:36:48

I'm ready for the American football field.

0:36:480:36:50

You've got to be kidding!

0:36:500:36:52

Really? I thought, to add to our country lot.

0:36:520:36:55

So do you put two buckets on the end of those?

0:36:550:36:57

-Two buckets, off you go.

-Oh, wow!

0:36:570:37:00

Do you think anyone would buy this?

0:37:000:37:02

I don't know. Unless you want to veto me.

0:37:020:37:05

No, I'm not the expert.

0:37:050:37:07

We've just got money burning a hole in our pocket

0:37:070:37:09

and I want to try and spend as much as we can.

0:37:090:37:12

-OK.

-What is it?

-What was it?

0:37:120:37:14

It was at £48 and it's now £28.

0:37:140:37:18

Tell me, what have you been looking at?

0:37:180:37:20

I've been looking at these cameras. I love old cameras.

0:37:200:37:24

-Do you?

-This one has particularly caught my attention.

0:37:240:37:27

That's two items to think about.

0:37:270:37:29

The owner of the yoke has left them their number.

0:37:290:37:32

Time to make a call.

0:37:320:37:34

Thank you.

0:37:340:37:35

Hello, Stan. We saw your milkmaid's yoke

0:37:370:37:39

and we wondered if you might be able to help us out.

0:37:390:37:42

At the moment, you've got 28 on it.

0:37:420:37:44

Would a nice round 20 buy it?

0:37:450:37:48

Yeah, 20 quid?

0:37:480:37:49

Are you happy with that? All right, then, lovely.

0:37:490:37:52

-Toodle-pip!

-Yes!

0:37:520:37:55

That's an £8 discount and the yoke is theirs.

0:37:550:37:58

But if you want anything else, you will need to get a move on

0:37:580:38:00

cos here comes the yellow peril.

0:38:000:38:02

-That cheeky whatsit.

-I tell you what...

0:38:020:38:04

-How long have they had in here?

-I have no idea, Carrie.

0:38:040:38:07

Taking all the best stuff!

0:38:070:38:09

Well, they are certainly trying their best, Carrie.

0:38:090:38:11

-Carrie, we have no time to waste.

-Let's get straight in there.

0:38:110:38:15

Are we going to spend all our money?

0:38:150:38:18

Only if it's going to make us lots of money.

0:38:180:38:21

I'm finally getting the hang of it.

0:38:210:38:23

You are getting the hang of it.

0:38:230:38:25

These two have £227 weighing them down.

0:38:250:38:28

Oh, nice!

0:38:380:38:39

£480.

0:38:390:38:40

Put it back.

0:38:400:38:41

You tell him, Carrie.

0:38:410:38:44

Cameras, do they sell?

0:38:440:38:46

Only certain ones.

0:38:460:38:48

That's a code for "no".

0:38:480:38:51

Well, don't tell David, then!

0:38:510:38:52

Although the boys have their eye on something else.

0:38:520:38:55

I absolutely love this.

0:38:550:38:59

A little mahogany fist?

0:38:590:39:00

It's like a... Maybe not mahogany.

0:39:000:39:02

A fruitwood or perhaps a little boxwood

0:39:020:39:05

or something like that.

0:39:050:39:06

It's a fist, but check this out.

0:39:060:39:08

Good spot, Will!

0:39:100:39:12

What is that?

0:39:120:39:13

It's a novelty pipe bowl carved in the form of a clenched fist.

0:39:130:39:18

Ticketed at £29, it's certainly an unusual lot,

0:39:180:39:21

but wait, there's more.

0:39:210:39:23

What do you reckon to that?

0:39:230:39:25

What's that made of? What would that be?

0:39:250:39:27

That's horn and I'm almost certain that is silver-mounted,

0:39:270:39:31

though I can't find a hallmark.

0:39:310:39:33

I like this.

0:39:330:39:34

It could've been used at a pre-hunt meet.

0:39:340:39:37

It looks that kind of thing, doesn't it?

0:39:370:39:38

To maybe have a little glass of sherry before you're off.

0:39:380:39:41

Hold on a minute...

0:39:410:39:42

-Whisky.

-Oh! You have a man with a nose here.

0:39:420:39:46

Oh, yeah, you're right.

0:39:460:39:47

Whatever went in it, there's £22 on that beaker.

0:39:470:39:51

They now have several potentials to consider.

0:39:510:39:54

I say! How about Carrie and Mark?

0:39:540:39:56

It's a ladies' cigarette case

0:39:560:39:59

and it's, "Helen, from Roy, 8/6/1929."

0:39:590:40:05

It's Continental silver.

0:40:050:40:07

It's marked 925.

0:40:070:40:09

It's enamelled in this lovely lilac enamel.

0:40:090:40:12

And engine-turned underneath.

0:40:140:40:15

Gives it a lovely quality feel.

0:40:150:40:18

I like it. I like it...

0:40:180:40:20

-But?

-But...

0:40:200:40:22

-It's lovely quality.

-175? That feels like a huge risk.

0:40:220:40:26

It is a huge risk, but do we like taking risks?

0:40:260:40:29

I do.

0:40:310:40:32

-What would we say yes to?

-Oh, gosh.

0:40:320:40:34

It's a big ask, I think,

0:40:340:40:35

but if we could get it for 125 or less, it might stand a chance.

0:40:350:40:39

-It is a good-quality item.

-OK.

0:40:390:40:40

Do you want me to buy this?

0:40:400:40:42

I would like to find out what we could get it for.

0:40:420:40:45

You do that then, Mark, and let Carrie have a gander.

0:40:450:40:48

Oh, my gosh. That's adorable.

0:40:530:40:55

Mark?

0:40:570:40:58

Where has he got to?

0:40:580:41:00

-OK, thank you very much.

-No problem.

-I'll tell her.

-Oh, hello...

0:41:000:41:03

-Carrie.

-Yes.

-Don't shout at me.

0:41:030:41:05

I bought it.

0:41:050:41:06

-How much...?

-125.

0:41:060:41:08

OK.

0:41:080:41:10

The exact price.

0:41:100:41:11

I know, but it is lovely. It's worth a chance, isn't it?

0:41:110:41:15

We have got to make at least...

0:41:150:41:17

Four million.

0:41:170:41:18

Hey, that would be a find.

0:41:180:41:20

But that's a £50 discount for the cigarette case.

0:41:200:41:23

Now it's the boys' turn to chat with dealer Steve.

0:41:250:41:27

-OK.

-Right.

-We've got a few items that we've chosen

0:41:270:41:33

from your selection.

0:41:330:41:34

What shall we go for first? Let's go for this one.

0:41:340:41:36

OK, beaker first.

0:41:360:41:38

Steve has got the owner on the phone.

0:41:380:41:40

-There we go. It's Judy.

-Hi, Judy?

0:41:400:41:43

We've been rather taken by a little horn beaker.

0:41:430:41:46

It's got 22 on it.

0:41:460:41:48

Yes, I'm going to say yes to that and thank you very much.

0:41:510:41:54

-Judy, thank you so much.

-£15.

0:41:560:41:59

Schmoozer. That's a £7 discount for the beaker.

0:41:590:42:02

Now for the pipe.

0:42:020:42:03

-Sorry...

-It's on at 29.

0:42:030:42:05

I'm not going to try and break your back on it.

0:42:050:42:08

Would a straight 20 quid buy that?

0:42:080:42:10

-You know what? Let's do it.

-Yeah?

-Yeah.

0:42:100:42:12

That's £20 for the pipe and £15 for the beaker.

0:42:120:42:16

Now for the camera.

0:42:160:42:17

Hope you've been watching, David, because it's your turn.

0:42:170:42:21

I've got quite a tight budget

0:42:210:42:23

and I was wondering if we could agree on a figure

0:42:230:42:26

that I could just part with now - around 20 quid?

0:42:260:42:29

If I go to 25?

0:42:290:42:31

This is all yours, remember.

0:42:310:42:33

OK, yeah. 25.

0:42:330:42:35

Shall I pass you back?

0:42:350:42:37

OK, thank you.

0:42:370:42:39

Well done.

0:42:390:42:40

£80 gets them the yoke, beaker, pipe and camera.

0:42:400:42:45

-That's been great.

-Enjoy those.

0:42:450:42:48

You grab those, I'll grab the yoke.

0:42:480:42:49

Let's hope it's a double-yoker, and their shopping is complete.

0:42:490:42:53

-Oh, no!

-Look out!

0:42:530:42:54

-Bags of stuff.

-This isn't fair.

0:42:540:42:58

-What have you got there?

-I wouldn't go in there.

0:42:580:43:00

We've had all the good stuff.

0:43:000:43:02

You've bought all the rubbish already?

0:43:020:43:04

Listen, they are like people in a dark room

0:43:040:43:06

looking for a black cat. Anyway, come on.

0:43:060:43:08

-Oh! Is he always that rude?

-Yes.

0:43:080:43:11

TIM LAUGHS

0:43:110:43:13

Now you have the place to yourself.

0:43:130:43:15

What's Carrie found?

0:43:150:43:17

-It's a child's chair.

-Yeah.

0:43:170:43:18

Actually, I'm quite impressed with you.

0:43:180:43:20

-Aw!

-I'm so glad you found this because I can sit down.

0:43:200:43:23

I like it for a couple of reasons.

0:43:250:43:27

People collect children's chairs and it's a rocker.

0:43:270:43:29

I just...

0:43:290:43:30

This is all turned, nicely turned.

0:43:300:43:32

There is a lot of wear on that so people have used that.

0:43:320:43:36

It tells of its history, doesn't it?

0:43:360:43:38

It does. But this is rather simple, here...

0:43:380:43:40

But it is only £35.

0:43:420:43:44

That's what I was thinking - Edwardian,

0:43:440:43:46

and if we could get it a little bit cheaper...

0:43:460:43:47

When is the Edwardian period?

0:43:470:43:49

That was when Edward was around.

0:43:490:43:51

You're absolutely right.

0:43:510:43:53

I'll tell you what, I'm not needed.

0:43:530:43:57

I think that's a possibility.

0:43:570:43:59

Well done, you.

0:43:590:44:01

We've not seen Steve for a while, so let's get him back in.

0:44:010:44:04

We want to be a bit mean if we can, sorry.

0:44:040:44:07

-I knew this bit was coming.

-I know.

0:44:070:44:09

THEY LAUGH

0:44:090:44:11

I'm sure the others were much nicer.

0:44:110:44:13

But, um...

0:44:130:44:15

we'd like to get it for about 20.

0:44:150:44:17

20? What's the price on there?

0:44:180:44:20

-35.

-I thought it was 22, wasn't it?

0:44:200:44:22

25...

0:44:220:44:25

-That's it, isn't it?

-Do you know what?

0:44:250:44:27

Yes.

0:44:270:44:29

-Shake his hand quick.

-There we go.

0:44:290:44:32

-I told you to shake his hand.

-He said yes!

0:44:320:44:34

Steve, thank you. We're thrilled with that.

0:44:340:44:36

Oh, my gosh. We're going to make money on that.

0:44:360:44:38

-I hope so.

-Thank you so much.

0:44:380:44:40

-We are all done. We're shopped out.

-We're good.

0:44:400:44:43

You certainly are.

0:44:430:44:45

Now, with all that shopping complete,

0:44:450:44:47

brace yourselves...

0:44:470:44:49

-Shall we show?

-Yeah, let's do it.

0:44:490:44:51

All right. Ready, steady...

0:44:510:44:53

-You've bought a warthog.

-A warthog!

0:44:530:44:57

Wow!

0:44:570:44:58

This is a wild boar, or at least, WAS a wild boar.

0:44:580:45:02

-It still is.

-I'm not sure about that.

0:45:020:45:05

What's that? What's that?

0:45:050:45:07

Well, this is our...

0:45:070:45:08

We've gone for a bit of a tactical lot here,

0:45:080:45:10

bearing in mind we're going to a rural auction house.

0:45:100:45:13

So we thought we'd get something that might appeal

0:45:130:45:15

to the rich farmer boys.

0:45:150:45:16

- That's a good lot. - It's quite fun.

0:45:160:45:18

What's the spoon, Will?

0:45:180:45:21

The spoon is actually just silver-plated.

0:45:210:45:23

It's also a fish slice.

0:45:230:45:25

- But it's kind of fun, isn't it? - How much was that?

0:45:250:45:27

We asked what her best price was.

0:45:270:45:29

-You won't believe it.

-She said a fiver.

0:45:290:45:30

No! You're going to make money on that.

0:45:300:45:34

The hand thing, what's the hand thing?

0:45:340:45:36

-I love it.

-A pipe?

0:45:360:45:38

- It's great, isn't it? - And you've put it with the horn?

0:45:380:45:42

I've put it with the horn beaker, which again we picked up today.

0:45:420:45:45

Hang on a minute, how many bits of this...?

0:45:450:45:47

This is a lot, that's a lot.

0:45:470:45:48

It is a lot. It's way too much.

0:45:480:45:50

That's a lot, that's a lot.

0:45:500:45:52

I think you've done really... They've done well.

0:45:520:45:54

-I think you have, to be honest.

-I hate to say it...

0:45:540:45:56

-No, I agree.

-But they've done extremely well.

0:45:560:45:58

- Hang on, we haven't seen your lot. - No, trust me, you've done well.

0:45:580:46:01

- Let's have a look. - Shall we?

0:46:010:46:03

Careful now.

0:46:030:46:06

-Oh, no, look.

-Oh, man!

0:46:060:46:09

I love this.

0:46:100:46:12

You bought that in there, didn't you?

0:46:120:46:13

- Carrie found that. 20 quid. - No way!

0:46:130:46:16

-£20.

-It was cheap enough at 35.

0:46:160:46:19

Oh, my goodness.

0:46:190:46:21

-We love these with the sun...

-Look at these.

0:46:210:46:22

And you've got the spectacles.

0:46:220:46:24

-Nice.

-Fabulous.

0:46:240:46:26

-This is perfect.

-I love them.

0:46:260:46:29

What's that clanking?

0:46:290:46:31

They look really stylish.

0:46:310:46:32

They're French - Paris, probably. Etruscan style.

0:46:320:46:35

They are really designer interior.

0:46:350:46:38

And I wanted them for 45.

0:46:380:46:39

- But Carrie shook hands at 50. - 50's still cheap, Mark.

0:46:390:46:43

From the really agricultural to the delicate and tasteful.

0:46:430:46:46

Oh, it's been nice.

0:46:460:46:48

It's damning me with faint praise.

0:46:480:46:51

On that note, I think we'd better leave.

0:46:510:46:53

Oh, well, let's see what he really thinks.

0:46:530:46:55

Mark's got a certain look,

0:46:570:46:59

and he's gone very well with those porcelain vases.

0:46:590:47:02

The little card case, the enamel card case - beautiful.

0:47:020:47:06

I don't think they'll get loads for the boar's head,

0:47:060:47:08

but that spoon thing and the pipe, those two things.

0:47:080:47:11

That spoon, I can't believe it. Five quid.

0:47:110:47:13

The glasses, the Victorian glasses, I love.

0:47:130:47:15

Yeah, that's quirky. And the chair.

0:47:150:47:17

I think the chair is their good lot there.

0:47:170:47:20

I really hope the silver enamel cigarette box does well.

0:47:200:47:22

-It might come back to haunt you, that one.

-It might do.

0:47:220:47:25

I don't like it when you wag your finger at me.

0:47:250:47:27

Time now to head north into Norfolk

0:47:310:47:33

for the auction in Downham Market.

0:47:330:47:35

Has anybody got any pre-auction jitters?

0:47:370:47:40

I feel like all of my bravado has left me.

0:47:400:47:43

DAVID LAUGHS

0:47:430:47:46

I've lost my mojo

0:47:460:47:48

with the fear of being beaten.

0:47:480:47:51

-Do you know what?

-I saw your stuff and I was like,

0:47:520:47:55

"OK, I'm going to lose."

0:47:550:47:58

For me, this whole thing has been about beating you,

0:47:580:48:02

but now we're here...

0:48:020:48:04

You still want to beat me.

0:48:040:48:06

Yes, I do, but if I beat you and you lose money,

0:48:060:48:08

I'll still feel like I've failed.

0:48:080:48:10

So is it a matter of who loses the most?

0:48:100:48:13

Who loses the most is the loser, yes.

0:48:130:48:17

Well, I'm glad that's straight.

0:48:170:48:19

Downham Market was once the hiding place for King Charles I

0:48:190:48:21

after his defeat at the Battle of Naseby.

0:48:210:48:24

But who will trounce who today?

0:48:240:48:28

CAR HORN TOOTS

0:48:280:48:30

Oh, I recognise that sound. Oh, no.

0:48:300:48:32

Loving it. He's like a boy with a new toy.

0:48:340:48:37

We hadn't noticed. Come on.

0:48:370:48:39

-How are you, mate?

-Good.

0:48:390:48:41

-All right.

-Are you ready?

-Yeah, come on.

0:48:410:48:43

No time to lose.

0:48:430:48:45

Let's remind ourselves what they bought.

0:48:470:48:49

Carrie and Mark spent the most,

0:48:510:48:53

splashing £318 on five lots for auction...

0:48:530:48:57

..while David and Will parted with £235.

0:48:580:49:02

After combining a few things, they also have five auction lots.

0:49:020:49:06

But what does Barry from Barry Hawkins Auctioneers

0:49:060:49:09

make of it all?

0:49:090:49:10

The little plough is, in actual fact, a hoe.

0:49:100:49:13

We see them time after time.

0:49:130:49:15

And then the whole lot altogether, with the yoke and saw,

0:49:150:49:19

is probably going to make £10 at the outside.

0:49:190:49:22

Now, the little cigarette case - absolutely delightful.

0:49:220:49:25

And that could, again, top £100.

0:49:250:49:28

While Barry relaxes with a cup of tea,

0:49:280:49:30

his colleague Julia is first up with the gavel.

0:49:300:49:33

Everybody ready?

0:49:330:49:34

Selling for £14.

0:49:340:49:36

First lot of the day is David and Will's silver-plated fish slice.

0:49:390:49:43

Who'll start me with this?

0:49:430:49:45

Start me with £20 on this nice little fish slice.

0:49:450:49:47

-£15, I am bid.

-Oh...

0:49:470:49:49

18, 20.

0:49:490:49:51

Here we go.

0:49:510:49:52

24, 26, 28, 30.

0:49:520:49:56

Selling for £30.

0:49:560:49:59

Well done, you.

0:49:590:50:01

What a really good buy. I'm so pleased for you.

0:50:010:50:03

WILL LAUGHS

0:50:030:50:05

I'm not bitter.

0:50:050:50:06

Very gracious!

0:50:060:50:08

Well, the generous discount on the fish slice

0:50:080:50:10

ensured a tidy profit.

0:50:100:50:12

That's some result. I'll take that.

0:50:120:50:14

Now, Carrie fell in love with the glasses

0:50:140:50:18

and Mark adored the frog-mouth case.

0:50:180:50:20

But will they take the fancy of the bidders?

0:50:200:50:22

The glasses are actually inside it.

0:50:220:50:24

Little glasses there.

0:50:240:50:26

Do you need them modelled?

0:50:260:50:28

£20.

0:50:280:50:30

15?

0:50:300:50:31

Oh, come on.

0:50:310:50:33

£10 I'm bid.

0:50:330:50:34

-£10, 12.

-You're

-in.

0:50:340:50:35

14. 16, 18. £18 with me at the moment.

0:50:350:50:40

-Come on.

-20 - £20 I have.

0:50:400:50:43

£20 I have. £20 - any more?

0:50:430:50:45

I thought they'd make more than that.

0:50:450:50:47

Selling at £20.

0:50:470:50:49

Carrie's first lot of the day and it's a small profit.

0:50:490:50:52

Your next best lot is coming up next.

0:50:540:50:56

- This is my favourite lot. - Oh, I love it.

0:50:560:50:58

Next, it's the combination lot of the treen pipe and beaker.

0:51:000:51:04

Nice little lot there.

0:51:040:51:06

Sale of the century moment, that.

0:51:060:51:09

Start off at £20 on that.

0:51:090:51:10

£20, I am bid.

0:51:100:51:12

25, 30. £30. 35, 40.

0:51:120:51:15

£40, £40. 45, 50. £50 with me on the book.

0:51:150:51:19

Oh, commission on it as well.

0:51:190:51:20

52. 55. £55 with me.

0:51:200:51:25

It's a profit.

0:51:250:51:26

65. 65 on the book.

0:51:260:51:28

They've got a lot of commission bids, haven't they?

0:51:280:51:31

Still cheap.

0:51:320:51:33

Selling for £65.

0:51:330:51:36

- £30 profit. - £30 profit.

0:51:360:51:39

We're doing all right, we're doing all right.

0:51:390:51:41

You know, I'm quite...

0:51:410:51:43

I'm quite relieved - we thought you might get more than that for that.

0:51:430:51:46

Is that a compliment or what?

0:51:460:51:48

Either way, it's two profits for the boys.

0:51:480:51:51

That's all your good luck now gone.

0:51:520:51:54

Thanks!

0:51:540:51:55

Hopefully, the good luck is heading your way, Carrie.

0:51:570:52:00

It's your pair of vases next.

0:52:000:52:02

Just look at those.

0:52:020:52:03

- They're very stylish. - What a pair.

0:52:030:52:05

Who will start me off?

0:52:050:52:06

£20 on those.

0:52:060:52:08

£20 on the vases.

0:52:080:52:11

£10 I am bid.

0:52:110:52:12

12, 14, 16, 18.

0:52:120:52:16

- Come up, it will come up. - No, it won't.

0:52:160:52:18

20, 22.

0:52:180:52:21

It's only got £130 to go.

0:52:210:52:23

24, £24.

0:52:230:52:25

-That's such a bargain.

-Any more, any more?

0:52:250:52:27

Selling at £24.

0:52:270:52:30

Oh, that was...

0:52:320:52:33

Sorry, Carrie.

0:52:330:52:35

The buyer isn't sorry.

0:52:350:52:36

He's grabbed a real bargain.

0:52:360:52:39

But it's another loss for Carrie.

0:52:390:52:41

Do you know, I really am disappointed by that.

0:52:410:52:44

We're distraught this end(!)

0:52:440:52:46

Next, it's Carrie and Mark's biggest spend.

0:52:470:52:51

So it was £125.

0:52:510:52:53

If it sells for 1,000, we might win.

0:52:530:52:56

If it sells for 1,000, I'll give you the money myself.

0:52:560:52:59

£100 I am bid.

0:52:590:53:00

- Oh. - Well done, Mark.

0:53:000:53:03

110 anywhere?

0:53:030:53:04

Come on.

0:53:040:53:06

110 anywhere? 110. 120 on my book.

0:53:060:53:09

120 on my book.

0:53:090:53:10

-One more.

-125 in the room.

0:53:100:53:13

A voice at the back.

0:53:130:53:15

-We broke even.

-Come on.

0:53:150:53:18

Selling for £125.

0:53:180:53:20

-It's a disaster.

-That could have been a lot worse.

0:53:200:53:23

That could have been a lot worse.

0:53:230:53:26

That's it, Mark, stay on the positive side, mate.

0:53:260:53:29

Maybe a change of scenery will alter your luck.

0:53:290:53:31

The auction moves through to another space

0:53:310:53:33

for the rest of the lots,

0:53:330:53:35

and here comes Barry to shake things up.

0:53:350:53:37

Wakey-wakey! Ten.

0:53:370:53:39

It's fast and furious.

0:53:390:53:41

Certainly is.

0:53:410:53:42

12, £15, 15.

0:53:420:53:44

Time for David's camera.

0:53:440:53:46

5, 5, I'm bid a 5, let's see 8,

0:53:460:53:49

10 again, 12, I'll do it at 12.

0:53:490:53:51

15, 18, 18, 20, at 20, 20.

0:53:510:53:54

Up the top at £20. Quickly, at £20.

0:53:540:53:57

That's your first loss.

0:53:570:53:59

It feels horrible, right?

0:53:590:54:00

-Yes.

-It does, doesn't it?

0:54:000:54:02

It feels really like someone's punched you.

0:54:020:54:04

It's certainly not pleasant.

0:54:040:54:06

The first loss for David and Will in double-quick time. Stand by.

0:54:060:54:10

David, I just wish you'd bought all the lots.

0:54:100:54:13

We should have trusted you.

0:54:130:54:14

Right, Mark and Carrie need to make a comeback.

0:54:160:54:19

Next is their equestrian lot. Good luck, chaps.

0:54:190:54:22

Your start for that one, 30, £40.

0:54:220:54:25

At 5, I'm bidding 5, 5 and 8, 8 and 10,

0:54:250:54:27

10, 12, bid at 12.

0:54:270:54:29

15 and 18, 18 and 20.

0:54:290:54:30

I'm feeling for you, I'm feeling for you.

0:54:300:54:33

25, 25, 28, 28. 28, 30, at 30, 32.

0:54:330:54:36

Someone's going to pay a tenner each for them.

0:54:360:54:38

38, 38, come on.

0:54:380:54:39

Not going to get over 50.

0:54:390:54:41

At 50, come on, don't joke it off.

0:54:410:54:44

Shake it off.

0:54:440:54:46

One at the back, quickly, at £50.

0:54:460:54:48

Someone has grabbed a fantastic deal for those plaques,

0:54:480:54:52

leaving Carrie and Mark with another loss.

0:54:520:54:55

Listen, you could give the boar's head away

0:54:550:54:57

and we'd still lose.

0:54:570:54:59

- Yeah, that's true. - I can't believe that.

0:54:590:55:02

It's not over yet.

0:55:020:55:04

Boris, your time has come.

0:55:040:55:07

The boar's head.

0:55:070:55:09

It's good, isn't it?

0:55:090:55:10

It's rubbish.

0:55:100:55:11

Your start, 60, £70. A tenner. A tenner bid, 10, 15, 15, 20.

0:55:110:55:15

25, 25, 30.

0:55:150:55:16

Keep going, keep going.

0:55:160:55:17

50, I've got on my book, at £50, 60, 60, 70.

0:55:170:55:21

That's it. 80, 90.

0:55:210:55:22

£90, 90. £90, 90.

0:55:220:55:24

Come on! Oh, go on!

0:55:240:55:25

On the shelf at 90. Are you all done?

0:55:250:55:27

Round it up to 100.

0:55:270:55:29

-Oh. We got away with that, just.

-We did.

0:55:300:55:33

Despite some gentle encouragement from auctioneer Barry,

0:55:330:55:37

it's still a loss for the boar.

0:55:370:55:39

Can I just say, it was only when he got to 90

0:55:390:55:42

I realised he wasn't saying "17, 18, 19".

0:55:420:55:47

Well, pay attention,

0:55:470:55:49

because it's your combined agricultural lot next.

0:55:490:55:53

At £15, and 15, and £15, 15, 18, 18, 18.

0:55:530:55:56

Stop bidding.

0:55:560:55:58

18, you're quick, at 18, 20.

0:55:580:56:00

You going to go your age?

0:56:000:56:02

21. 22. 22, 4, 24.

0:56:020:56:06

-Creeping up.

-26, 28, 28...

0:56:060:56:08

Put that gavel down.

0:56:080:56:10

-At £30.

-It's 30, everything is at 30.

0:56:100:56:13

-No, stop it!

-£30, away from you, quick, £30.

0:56:130:56:16

You were lucky.

0:56:160:56:17

Yeah, but it's still a loss.

0:56:170:56:19

-Have we got anything left?

-Yeah, you've got your chair.

0:56:210:56:24

Which needs to make about £400 to catch up.

0:56:240:56:27

It's our final lot of the day.

0:56:270:56:30

Never before has so much rested on such a little chair.

0:56:300:56:34

Right, I have bids on the book.

0:56:340:56:36

One of £4.

0:56:360:56:38

- Oh! - Send them home, Barry.

0:56:380:56:41

4 I'm bid, 4, 4 and 6, 6 and 8, 8,

0:56:410:56:43

8 and 10.

0:56:430:56:44

He wasn't joking.

0:56:440:56:46

18, 20, 22. 22, 22.

0:56:460:56:48

-Come on.

-25. 28.

0:56:480:56:51

Come on! 30!

0:56:510:56:53

-Come on, at £30.

-No more, he says, no more.

0:56:530:56:56

Get in, quick, at £30...

0:56:560:56:59

-I think we've been just so unlucky today.

-Rubbish.

0:56:590:57:02

You made a profit.

0:57:020:57:04

Yes, a second profit of the day for Carrie and Mark,

0:57:050:57:08

but is it enough?

0:57:080:57:10

Time to do the maths.

0:57:100:57:12

Carrie and Mark started off with £400 and, after auction costs,

0:57:150:57:18

made a loss of £132.82,

0:57:180:57:22

leaving a total of £286.18.

0:57:220:57:27

Lovely couple, aren't they?

0:57:270:57:28

David and Will also began with £400.

0:57:290:57:32

After saleroom costs are deducted, they too made a loss,

0:57:320:57:34

albeit a smaller one of £42.30.

0:57:340:57:37

So after a final total of £357.70, they are today's winners.

0:57:370:57:43

Cheer up!

0:57:430:57:44

Humble in victory.

0:57:440:57:46

-Never.

-Never!

0:57:460:57:48

-But we're winners in life.

-We're winners in life.

0:57:480:57:50

-Off you go.

-I've never celebrated losing before.

0:57:500:57:53

-Get in the car.

-Come on then, Carrie.

0:57:530:57:55

- Well done, Will. - Cheers, Mark.

0:57:550:57:56

It's been good fun, mate. Listen, David,

0:57:560:57:58

-make the most of it, won't you?

-I will.

0:57:580:58:00

-Make the most of it.

-Thank you.

0:58:000:58:02

I am never going to forget this, you know that, don't you?

0:58:020:58:05

That's it, Carrie. Humble in victory,

0:58:050:58:07

gracious in defeat.

0:58:070:58:09

Would you ever go to an auction again?

0:58:100:58:12

Oh, yeah, I loved it, it's so exciting.

0:58:120:58:15

-Course you did.

-I tell you what's even better, though.

0:58:150:58:17

-What?

-Having lunch. Shall we find a pub and have one?

0:58:170:58:20

-Yeah - winner pays?

-No, loser pays.

0:58:200:58:22

-Winner pays.

-Oh, all right, I'll pay.

0:58:220:58:25

Cheerio!

0:58:250:58:26

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